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Bears are one of nature's greatest trickeries—why make an animal with such adorable fluffy ears, squishy paws, and luxurious fur into an ultimate killing machine? All we want to do is lovingly squeeze them and sleep through the winter together with them in their lair, not to be their lunch. Now that, my friends, is probably one of the most significant injustices in life. And all we can do about it (besides squealing from joy by looking at cute bears in pictures) is to read up on the most adorable bear puns ever. And although this won’t solve nature’s wrongdoing with these painfully cuddly animals, it will at least give you a couple of minutes of mindless chuckling imagining these puns in real life.
So, bears, from tiny ones like koalas to humongous ones like grizzlies and polar bears, are all both scary and irresistibly charming at the same time. The same goes for these clever puns—some will scare you with their wit, while others might stop your heart for a second purely because of their loveliness. Yet puns will never make a lunch out of you; it is much safer to read them than to try to befriend a wild animal, however cute.
So, be prepared for fuzzy tummies, winter constipation, and six-month sleep, as these are all the things that will be discussed in these cute bear puns. And you won’t even have to roam through forests to find them, as they are all just a smidgeon away from your reach! Just scroll down below, check out these funny puns, and, of course, vote for the ones that you’ve enjoyed the most. Also, don’t forget to share this article with anyone who’d love to squeeze a bear!
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#1
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
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#2
What would bears be without bees? Ears!
#3
It was not difficult to guess the bear's favorite ice-cream flavor. It was strawbeary.
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What do you call a bear doing morning runs without a shirt? Running bear body
#4
The bear could not understand what went wrong with his singing. He thought his voice sounded very bearitone.
#5
I offered a ride to the bear and asked him where he wanted to go. He replied saying "As fur as possible".
#7
Why do pandas save money printing photos? Most of their pics are black and white.
#8
What kind of car does Yogi bear drive? A Furrari.
#10
What do you call a polar bear in Florida? A solar bear.
#13
Why did the boy grizzly bear have a crush on the girl grizzly bear? He thought she was beary pretty!
#15
The bear's family was against her career choices. She wanted to be a bear-tender at a local pub.
#22
What did the boy grizzly bear say to the girl grizzly bear on their wedding day? "I can’t wait to growl old with you."
#23
What did the bear say when her date showed up too early? I’ll be out in a minute, I’m bearly dressed.
#25
The first thing the bear told his wife when they got married was, "I will love you furever."
#26
When I asked the bear about his favorite pop song, he said it is 'Koala Me Maybe'.
#39
What did the bear say when his friends asked to hang out? "Not today, I need to spend some koalaty time with my family!"
#41
What does the husband panda bear tell his wife every night? “I love you beary much!”
#44
What did the mama grizzly bear tell her kids when they got to the beach? “You have to walk bearfoot.”
#45
What did the grizzly bear say when someone complimented him on his hibernation spot? “Thanks! I built this house with my bear hands.”
#47
The bear did not pass his exams. His teacher complained, "There was no koalatative justification in your answer."
#53
The bear did not want to step out of the house in the middle of the pandamic.
#65
What did the bear say when he fell down the stairs? "Oh, how embearassing!"
#72
Why did the koala cub forget his lunchbox at home? He was bearly awake this morning and wasn’t thinking straight.
#73
When a grizzly bear got dirt on her fur, what did her best friend say to make her feel better? “Don’t worry! I bearly even see it.”
#79
Whenever you see a polar bear in real life, you'll mostly find them hunting. Polar bears are known for their furry good work ethic.
#82
What did everyone tell the mommy panda about her newborn cub? Your baby is beary, beary cute.
#85
The polar bears were extremely messy. Their mum screamed at them and said: "Did I raise you to be a bar-bear-ian?".
#90
The famous bear did not get bail. The judge said that the claw and order are the same for every bear.
#92
It was his bear-day yesterday. The bear turned two years old.
#94
The number of stuffed toys sold in a year went down significantly. There was a steddy decline.
#96
What did the bear say when he had to relay an unhappy message? "I hate to be the bearer of bad news!"
#97
How do bears prefer to travel? On a bear-o-plane!
#98
Why did the two bears break-up? As much as they tried to make it work, they were just polar opposites!
#102
Why did the koala bear want his own place? He couldn’t bear living so close to his family.
#103
Why didn’t the bear get the job at the hair salon? She didn’t have the right koalafications.
#106
Why did the bear quit his second job? Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
#110
The bear family got stuck while on their way to a picnic. They were lots of bearricades on the road.
#119
It was very difficult for the baby bear to lie to his mother. He could never pull off a bearfaced lie.
#120
The party was full of bears who like clicking pictures of themselves. They were all carrying Polaroids.
#125
What did the bear say when his friend got a bad haircut? "Don't worry, it's not furever! Plus, I bearely even notice a difference!"
#126
What did the teddy bear say to motivate his friend? “Nothing is impawsible, if you set your mind to it.”
#127
What’s the secret to a long, happy marriage, according to koalas? You have to love spending koalaty time together with your spouse.
#133
The polar bear had to tell his mother about the accident. He said he hates to be the bear-er of bad news.
#136
The bear could not catch up with his friend who walked really fast. He complained his friend was beary slow.
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