Both slogans and taglines are very important for a brand's positioning in the business. They only differ in their scope: a tagline represents an entire business, while a slogan usually only represents a single product or is a part of a particular advertising campaign. Dan Cullen-Shute, chief executive and co-founder of the independent advertising agency, Creature London, says, "We live in a world where brands think they need ‘purpose’." Brands want their audiences not only to perceive a product but also to connect it with a higher purpose. That's where slogans and taglines come in - the best ones capture this higher purpose in a memorable way. For example, everyone and their mothers can surely recall Nike's call to action "Just Do It" or Red Bull's promise to "give you wings." However, not all slogans seem to work. Some appear at bad timing - for example, the ad for Ayds - an appetite suppressant - aired a TV commercial along with the slogan "Lose weight deliciously with the aid of Ayds." Given that the brand's name sounded phonetically identical to AIDS and that it aired during the epidemic period of the disease... well, I guess you can sort this one out yourselves. Bored Panda has compiled for you a whole list of various brand's slogans and taglines that are just plain bad, weird or blatantly stupid, so scroll down below to see them all.

#1

The More You Play With It, The Harder It Gets

The More You Play With It, The Harder It Gets

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Kaisu
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like they must've known what they were doing, there's no way this was an accident

Pretty Pangolin
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, if you read the fine print it's 100% sexual - nothing "implied". To me it's tacky and gross, but that's just my personal opinion.

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Daria B
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, we did call it a "joystick" back in the 1990s....

Stefanya La Roja
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the thing that is more hilarious is that in Italian Sega means "hand#ob"

dev mehta
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This ad is obviously aimed at basement-dwelling , video game playing, nerdy teenage boys.

Kjorn
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"breathing heavily over"… they knew what they were doing

Lotus Flower
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And THANK YOU for the visual image. Blech

glowworm2
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The text below the tagline is the best part!🤣

Blue Cicada
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, that ad was controversial the day it came out! I remember it well. A lot of straightlaced people had a hard time with the word "joystick". And the accompanying graphic! Thus began the tirade against video games.

Daniel Mason
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I prefer the ones these days with the vibrate settings

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    #2

    Sitting On Faces Since 2001

    Sitting On Faces Since 2001

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    Hard 2 Guess
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Since 2001"....? They knew what they were doing.

    Piou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because that's how you do it!

    Slune
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it should not take that long!

    MonsterMash
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I sure wish I had been sitting on faces since then lol 🙄 sounds like a good treatment for depression

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    #3

    Nothing Sucks Like An Electrolux

    Nothing Sucks Like An Electrolux

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    Iván Galarraga
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure it sucks, it vacums all the free time in your home

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it look like a tube of toothpaste though? 🤣

    Linda Something
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's designed to look like an old school vacuum cleaner. But without the tube attached to it in the front, because of obvious reasons.

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    L McN
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, considering that "sucks" is both a proper word and slang it is extremely likely that the negative meaning did not exist at the time of this ad.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    many teenagers confirm

    Hélène Sundström
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im from Sweden. They did this slogan on purpose, knowing it would get attension. Much like the building company with a beaver on the logo: the Swedish beaver is coming to town.

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite so. It is still funny though! https://gabriellaferenczi.com/2017/05/20/nothing-sucks-like-electrolux/

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    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents still have their Electrolux vacuum cleaner my grandma gave to them. So quality works! I just don't understand the picture. So he's sitting in a car disguised as a toothpaste tube. Electrolux doesn't manufacture cars or toothpaste. Also the car can't suck anything. So what's the whole point of the picture here? What am I missing??

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From a linguistic point of view, this is a nice example of how languages change, and how fast it can happen. Two tell-tale signs that someone has been living abroad for many years are that they use oldfashioned slang and 'real' words that have fallen out of use and that they do not use, or even understand, slang or expressions that are of a recent date.

    Cindy Collins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, my mom used to have an Electrolux, and it was the absolute very best vacuum I have had. When she passed away, that was the one thing that all of us kids wanted. It truly was an amazing vacuum cleaner!

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    #4

    Good Luck

    Good Luck

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    Granstef Ghostlapin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've tried their planes twice : it's the most honest advertisement in the world !

    DP von Icecream
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may be 1 of the most accurate honest commercials about Uzbek country and airline I've seen in a while!

    Guinea pig girl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck to whoever rides that plane

    Hypoxia Smurf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back when there was a USSR, we attended a Soviet trade fair in San Francisco. Little metal pins highlighting various Aeroflot (state airline) aircraft were sold, cheap. Someone joked (?) that these were medals awarded to Aeroflot passengers who had survived their flights. Hey, that sounds about right. 8-)

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    Jamie S. Martindale
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually had quite positive experiences with Uzbek Air, though I do agree it's not a great tagline

    Naomi Cline
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's anything like Kazakhstan air then you will need more than LUCK!

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, that's a little concerning...

    Ashley Kellers
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else read this in the accent of the baddie on the phone to Liam Neeson in Taken?

    Ken Badziak
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This very billboard can be found at the airport in Tashkent as you cross the bridge entering airport grounds. Always gave me a chuckle and a warm fuzzy!

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    #5

    Something For Every Hole

    Something For Every Hole

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    Jaffa Cake
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Lovehoney have the same tagline.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's the motto of pornhub

    Bob Beltcher
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what she said! Sorry, I couldn't resist.

    Pierre Carles
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can always rebrand as Maria Trash.

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wanted to have my ears pierced more than once... well, I had it done twice but the first was a nightmare that resulted in a hospital visit and mega strong antibiotics.

    Piou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on miss Tash! That's things you do, not things you say

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    #6

    After Dinner, You Can Stab Your Date

    After Dinner, You Can Stab Your Date

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    Gabrielle Causey
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a sex thing or a murder thing?

    Dani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on! That's hilarious!

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all fun and games until someone gets skewered.

    Daniel Mason
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is someone eating a date for dessert?

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just bad, no matter how you try to be generous to them.

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    #7

    The Best Things In Life Come In Cellophane

    The Best Things In Life Come In Cellophane

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    A WhiteRunGuard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey!!! The baby doesn't look so good!!!

    Stille20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh boy, this one is not good. It doesn't even sort of make sense

    Conrad Strucker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tfw your dad finally comes back home but he's wrapped in cellophane

    Ms Phit
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the famous cling wrap uterus!

    Grapeling
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can confirm that BoredPanda came in cellophane 😉

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Better things for better living ... through chemistry" They thought that they were going towards a bright future wide-eyed and smiling but in fact, they really hit the nail on the head with the blindfold.

    Jjjane20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😲 Hope they did it with breathing holes. Weird ad anyway.

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    #8

    Went Shopping And Found This Ad Promoting Safe Sex

    Went Shopping And Found This Ad Promoting Safe Sex

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is a GREAT ad!!!

    Tessa Thompson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A great ad for teens and college-age kids, and anyone who's sexually active but doesn't want kids. No problems with it whatsoever.

    Lynda Momalo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think you're all missing the point here -- it's not easy to get teens/twenty-somethings to use birth control -- this is just pointing out that if you don't, you're taking the risk that you'll have a hell of a lot less free time (if you/your significant other have a baby.)

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was probably the version of the ad directed more at teenagers than adults, though it’s good advice for everyone.

    Ina O
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I like it. It is addressed to teenagers and should speak to them in their language.

    Piou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did give up the first item for the second. It came in cellophane and will soon grow a tummy to make her look yummy!

    Jeff Requier
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most guys who play too much video games arent having sex

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    #9

    Cheat On Your Girlfriend, Not On Your Workout

    Cheat On Your Girlfriend, Not On Your Workout

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow thanks for the advice I guess, Reebok....

    earringnut
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real question is: how are folks who wear Reeboks supposed to get a girlfriend in the first place?

    Tessa Thompson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever thought this up wanted to guarantee Reebok lost customers, right?

    Cristina Sacchi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about we don't cheat on anyone/thing? 🤔

    Dani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To think that MULTIPLE people had to look at this ad and say, "Yup! Looks great!"

    karen snyder
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is Reebok misunderstanding the loss of impulse control implied in Nike's "Just Do It" campaign, but ramping up the market competition anyway. Either that or their research showed that people who make decisions based on bad life advice from advertisements at the gym also buy lots of trainers. Either way, WTF, Reebok? "The Sport of Fitness S**t in A Box to the Left."

    Ian Winn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or is the palm of that guy's hand also a man's naked torso?

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Reebok is the reason my ex husband is a douche. Huh.... who would've thought lol (kidding of course, he was a douche all by himself.... and HE not ALL men. so Calm down)

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    #10

    Men Are Better Than Women!

    Men Are Better Than Women!

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dunno, man... These two look like some super distracted fools.

    Kiss Army
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I can't quit you..."

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    Loretta
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chill ladies, they called us useful and even PLEASANT. Is this not the dream of every woman?? (sarcasm)

    Susie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I first read that, I thought "surely they'll tie this into some sort of punny or (somewhat) redeeming, cute statistic", but no, it's just pure unadulterated misogyny.

    Lotus Flower
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drummond. The clothing for douches by douches.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn… indoors woman are useful… even Pleasant...

    Demonic Cow
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And “on a mountain they’re a drag.” I (a female) hiked part of the Appalachian Trail and just feel angry that they don’t think women can handle climbing mountains.

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't believe this gem is so far down this list.

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like middle management aholes.

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the target audience if they are selling high-end alpine wear

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    blugeagua
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww of course. Your daily dose of horrible misogyny to remind us women that for some reason, others believe we're not quite human beings. How lovely. More things to remind us of how we're not good enough to live no matter what we do.

    Zelda Urie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all cool guys, those two probably prefer each other anyways.

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    #11

    She Can Have A Tummy... And Still Look Yummy!

    She Can Have A Tummy... And Still Look Yummy!

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    Grapeling
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I highly doubt that parents want their kids to look "yummy"

    Tessa Thompson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they did love the idea of their daughters looking slimmer. At least my grandma was keen on my mom looking slimmer, so my mom had to wear this stuff. xp

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creating eating disorders for generations.

    James Thompson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old ads were awful about shaming women. I've seen another old ad that warns women against... intimate odor.

    Helen Pauley
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well no one likes a smelly front bottom, do they? 😂

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    Mary Pat Mitchell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What to do about nicknames.. and they call themselves chubbetts.. stupid fat men from NJ :(

    earringnut
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was probably the strip club they were at when they scored the contract.

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    THEPS
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girl in the pic isn't even chubby.

    Beh Pnkt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone really believed, that calling your brand chubbettes would be a good idea. XD

    Gipsy Kings fan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even a loving, supportive family cannot “assure the happiness” of a “chubby” girl. I know this from bitter childhood experience. By high school my figure became more average, but in elementary school I never knew when I would hear some taunt. Once I was literally pushed to the ground in a relay race by some creepy kid who wanted to give me a "head start." The kid was not punished in any way. Karen Carpenter was chubby as a young girl and young teen. She must have been bullied, and vowed to herself, NEVER AGAIN. This great singer starved herself to death for the sake of being thin.

    Piou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god everything is so wrong in this ad!

    Kristy P
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a toddler, my Grandfather used to call me "Chubbette". But, this ad & the name feels demeaning and humiliating to kids...

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    #12

    Imagine More Snacks Than You Can Imagine

    Imagine More Snacks Than You Can Imagine

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    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was at the end of a very long creative meeting. I've been to them - this kind of s**t happens.

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brain.exe has stopped working ö,O

    Chris DiFonso
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me, the most interesting thing is that it's right under a BP billboard.

    Jolene Jolene
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm kind of doing that all day already.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which one should I imagine first?

    Kris “ADHD_Carrier” Dudoich
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this one, it's like a living version of Candy Land!

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    #13

    Va-Dry-Na?

    Va-Dry-Na?

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ad on the left is a bit too eager to try this.

    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This magazine er, um, spread is definitely a twofer.

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    Johanne Trudeau
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this like covfefe or hamberder?!?!?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still trying to figure out the figure on the left.

    Jjjane20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I can't imagine how people come up with such thing. I mean like they are, OK that's it, Va-dry-na, that's perfect title for our advertisement. Women will love it.

    Nunya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    worse still is the unintentional preceding page of a woman in a yoga position that is lined up just a TAD too appropriately for this ad.

    Lorri Adams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    . . . and also the words "whips your core" they kinda jumped out at me

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    Jeff Requier
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it launched out of the woman on the other page

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    #14

    You Can Never Be Too Thin; Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels

    You Can Never Be Too Thin; Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels

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    Grapeling
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, how good does skinny feel?

    karen snyder
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily they cut the third slogan, "Whatever, you're gonna throw it up anyway."

    MacKenzie Danzig
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its practically promoting anorexia...

    Mimi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it a reference to Kate Moss' unbelievable comment that "nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels"??

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first, I took this in from my own point of view. I was born thin, with a robust appetite, and have always been told to put some weight on. But the daughter of a friend had a brush with anorexia, and someone who is ill with anorexia will read these messages in a very different way. People die from anorexia. These ads are as irresponsible as it gets.

    WillemPenn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terrible taste? Or terrible feel? Or both? Whatevs - I'm off to get me a post lunch frap and old fashioned doughnut.

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    Annie Hu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they trying to fat shame or what

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second one is weird, but fine, but the first one is PROBLEMATIC.

    R A
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus those are basically pro ana quotes like "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" is one I know!

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    #15

    It's Amazing What You Can Do With Two Fingers And A Thumb

    It's Amazing What You Can Do With Two Fingers And A Thumb

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what is it advertising? Woodworking for the careless?

    Jjjane20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagined ad for holding fork lessons and the people are smiling because they finally know how to hold it correctly 🙂

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    Annie Hu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait whats it supposed to be advertising lol

    Bacony
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IN THE SHAPE OF AN L ON HER FOREHEAD

    kathryn stretton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously deliberately provocative. Not so smart, but deliberate.

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    #16

    The Beer That Beer Would Drink

    The Beer That Beer Would Drink

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    earringnut
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the first sentence of your comment as a theme song.

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    Jo Firth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's a slogan!! Wouldn't change a thing.

    Beh Pnkt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually...that is a good one. doesn't belong in here.

    Hypoxia Smurf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IIRC it was Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks who recorded a song about that, circa 1975 or so.

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    Piou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shall I drink the beer that this beer would drink or rather drink the beer that would drink that beer?

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    meant to appeal to your underlying cannibalistic tendencies

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The beef that cows would eat. Do they not see the problem with this concept?

    Hypoxia Smurf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wine that Ripple would drink. The grains that wheat would eat. The harmonica a guitar would play. The moped a coupe would drive. Possibilities are infinite. Yikes.

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    #17

    If We Can't Have Fresh Air, At Least We Can Have Fresh Muffins

    If We Can't Have Fresh Air, At Least We Can Have Fresh Muffins

    Mark Duffy Report

    karen snyder
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, let's all start breathing muffins.

    Living_Shadow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would I need to blend the muffin before I snorted it?

    earringnut
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can think of is Ozzie Osbourne and ants.

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    Molly A. Block
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I need to wear a gas mask into 7-11 or something?

    hunger games
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh I just figured it out its a gas station so all the gas fumes must make the air not fresh I think?

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's ok… the smell is better anyway

    Piou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who needs air when there are muffins anyway?

    Shawn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As your muffin production and the making of these posters has/is making our air dirtier.

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    #18

    Look Like A Girl, Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man, Work Like A Boss

    Look Like A Girl, Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man, Work Like A Boss

    dylmg Report

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Happy Women's Day" I think you missed the point here. Like, entirely. And if I worked like my boss, I would take random fifteen minute breaks and like seven personal phonecalls in a day

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have a meeting" ... comes back with a haircut...

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    karen snyder
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all the things in the world that I'd like to do "Like a man," thinking is NOT one of them. Between this and their line of Lady Pens, maybe they should just call their company DiC.

    Ava Florine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I don't want to think like a man... I'm much smarter than them! Most of them anyways.

    Sally Appleton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bic has had so many marketing fails

    Stille20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea... like pens for women... like have they never met a woman?

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    Jolene Jolene
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This ad is a reason to never buy bic again.

    WallFlowers
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why should women think like a man? Like female thinking is below standards? Wtf...

    Belinda Matson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FFS Happy Women's Day??? I haven't witnessed this level of blind stupidity coupled with misogyny since 2015 when Australia's then Prime Minister Tony Abbott did his Women's Day Speech from a club that didn't allow women members.

    Uwe Theiss
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They produce great lighters and pens, but I think they need new people for advertisment.

    Amoureuse
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah they do. How come no one was like "uh, wait a sec"???

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn… so many wrong in that

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    #19

    You Only Know What You're Made Of When You've Been Stuffed A Few Times

    You Only Know What You're Made Of When You've Been Stuffed A Few Times

    WrongUn Report

    Kaitlin Gaerte
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is that even an ad for? this cannot be an accident.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those unfamiliar with UK slang, "get stuffed" is equivalent to "get screwed".

    Theresa Tzitzira
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what they intended to convey, in the 1st place???What do they advertise?

    Amy Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a Hiscox ad? They do come up with an odd mixture of catchy and daft slogans. Who knew business insurance could be so entertaining

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    #20

    White Is Purity

    White Is Purity

    FabianWolfgang Report

    Jaffa Cake
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with this advert, it's totally oKKK.

    M.J.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love your name and Jaffa cakes!

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    Dr.Scott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think what they intend with the ad is that the color of white is associated with purity, light, goodness etc. Ex: pure as the driven snow.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it could be good if a second advert what with the face of the girl and we see she's black.

    Andrej Troha
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, white is pure color and black isn't. Deal with it. And stop being constantly offended.

    Constantin George-Florin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, both black and white are pure. You seem to misunderstand the meaning of the word "purity"...

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    DP von Icecream
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am Asian. I think you younger 'whitey' generations are soooOOOoooooOOooooooOOOOO easily offended these days. It is getting a bit ridicoulous.

    Bogdan Constantin Dinu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waaaaaa....they said white is pure!!! How racist must you be in order to force the asociation to white people? And they claim black people can't be racist :)))

    SF Angel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the Chinese culture, women in mourning wear white

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OT - her hair looks really unkempt.

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    #21

    Lose Weight Deliciously With The Aid Of Ayds

    Lose Weight Deliciously With The Aid Of Ayds

    Kevin Noonan Report

    Something
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't a bad tagline, it's a bad product name.

    Mary Pat Mitchell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this, my mom took them. It was the 70's before the disease had a name.

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    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was around way before the condition.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember these. My mom bought a pack. They were actually pretty yummy. Til mom caught me and stuck her finger down my throat to make me throw the whole box back up.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good lord. Please tell me you didn't end up with an eating disorder.

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    Logan Slaughter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The product actually came out before the AIDS epidemic, and was apparently quite popular. Then when AIDS came along, the product fell through the floor.

    Linda Harms
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This product was around long before the AIDS epidemic.

    Fixin'Ta
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AIDS the disease wasn't clinically reported until 1981. This product came out in the 1970s. Again, as with other items in this post, you can't call something a "bad product name/slogan" if the way we use the term now wasn't a thing when the name/slogan was developed.

    Crazy Dog Lady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a bad tagline-just did not age well.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember those. Beats eating a sensible diet.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this product. It predates the HIV/AIDs epidemic by many years. It first entered the market in the 40s and was eventually withdrawn in 1988.

    Skadi Lifdis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know when this ad came out but I figure it got more ironic once AIDS was identified.

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    #22

    Approach Women Like You Do Wild Animals, With Caution And A Soothing Voice

    Approach Women Like You Do Wild Animals, With Caution And A Soothing Voice

    Nick Momrik Report

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Racist and misogynistic, two birds with one stone I guess

    karen snyder
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that white dude looks like a total choad.

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    Mack-doodle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are the 'animals' black tribal men... And the 'with caution' part s correct because if you approach me with this mindset i will slap you.

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet another thing to remind us women that we're not actual human beings, but we're more like animals. Lovely

    Taryn Wallace
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We startle easily so it's best to approach with an open palm outstretched so we can get your scent....also probably good to have a candy bar handy just in case we become a little too aggressive.

    Piou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what do you do with the beer? It is to get the wild animal drunk to have a chance to get lucky?

    Meghan Turnis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this one as "Approach women as though you are a person who does wild animals." Can't decide if it's better or worse.

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't always approach women, but when i do, (add your own ending)

    Kathleen Barlow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually think this is good advice for men. Approach women with caution.

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    #23

    #BecauseNoReason

    #BecauseNoReason

    unknown Report

    Helen Pauley
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be OK worded a bit better like Chambord: you don't need a reason.

    Jasmine Walker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. I guess people look to put "#" anywhere

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alcohol to put in your alcohol because you are too posh to consider yourself an alcoholic..

    NMN
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or on your coffee drink, hot cocoa, ice cream... or have a sip after a meal

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    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. I don't need a reason to drink Chambord.

    Piou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be better but why not

    Nizzle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the world's most exclusive albino quokka semen cologne for baby taipans - get on board, people!

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When middle-aged people try out young people speak. Insert HowDoYouDoFellowKids.gif

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that I can get down with.

    Camil Gagnon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so good that it speaks for itself.

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    #24

    Painfully Thick

    Painfully Thick

    t.wat Report

    Grapeling
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I get the joke, but what does it have to do with recruiting?

    Jaffa Cake
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's a bit harsh, most of them have BA's and MA's.

    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We occasionally buy the box of 20 chicken nuggets......You would not believe how often we actually get 20.............. They DO have numeracy issues at McDonalds.

    earringnut
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a fan of McDonald's in general but at least their nuggets are better than Burger King's chicken slivers.

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    Sandra Mason
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually dated a guy who was. once.

    Bill
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Failed Marine Corps recruiting slogan? Relax Im a jarhead too

    Piou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what she said!

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    #25

    Open Your Snack Hole

    Open Your Snack Hole

    cornichon Report

    HANS
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if Maria Tash (something for every hole) tried it?

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    quick… you won't Believe how fast it will go strait to your b******e

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this cum with their special sauce?

    Stille20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..like pie hole? I don't think this one is that suggestive.... also you shouldn't be calling anything other than your mouth a snack hole.

    Logan Slaughter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who eats it from the side like that?

    PandaPiñata
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh I sse - It´s a snack wrap (wink wink)

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    #26

    She's Seen More Ceilings... Than Michelangelo; You're Not Popular... You're Easy

    She's Seen More Ceilings... Than Michelangelo; You're Not Popular... You're Easy

    Graine Loughran Report

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not brutally refreshing, just an a*****e

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen more ceilings than Michelangelo, too. I sleep on my back and travelled around; Michelangelo stayed months and years at a single place.

    Agnes Seery
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Passive aggressive towards women much!?!

    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sprite. The official drink of incels? Who is the target for this?

    Pierre Carles
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fail to see the connexion with the product ...

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn… why Always considering woman who love sex as easy? people still not used of that? basically it mean that woman become more like men since men are mostly easy

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems to be targeted towards misogynistic shaming and insults. Why on earth would someone think that's a good idea?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And who is she being easy with? Think about it.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't need s**t shaming from f*****g SPRITE!

    Colin Leetham
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the virtue of being difficult?

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    #27

    It's Not For Women

    It's Not For Women

    jennacastro Report

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fine! Eliminate 51% of your potential market. Whatever.

    kathryn stretton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just look at those muscular ice cubes !! Women, beware!!! Danger !!!

    Rose
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just bad in general. Nothing good in that slogan

    Beth Arriaga
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember these tv ads... I think (key word there) they were trying to say 'men can drink diet soda too, and this version is so good, you won't want to share it ...'. It didn't work whatever their supposed goal was. And it was nasty tasting.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was never under the impression that drinking diet soda was "unmanly" or that someone should express not wanting to share by calling out specific demographics.

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    European other
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not good to cut out half the population when you try to sell a product but worth a try I guess

    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get f****d, I'll drink what I want.

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    #28

    Spike Up Your Best Friend's Eggnog When They're Not Looking

    Spike Up Your Best Friend's Eggnog When They're Not Looking

    Louise Report

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this an advert for rapists or something?

    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eeerrrrr No. Do not Spike any thing........or you may have a rather butch cell mate.

    Jason M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone photoshop Bill Cosby on the right.

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude looks like Robin Thicke.

    Rinpai
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, between that slogan and the robin thicke lookin dude, they had to know exactly what they were doing.

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but whos gonna get me out of jail after I do?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knew Donny Osmond was a perv?

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    #29

    What Can Brown Do For You?

    What Can Brown Do For You?

    unknown Report

    Conrad Strucker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to get a shirt that says that now cuz I'm brown and I can do a whole lot

    sylvanticx
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Kathleen, it's UPS, they are referencing the fact that the UPS uniform is brown, no one said anything about heroin.

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    karen snyder
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said colonial powers throughout history...

    Monica Patton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They would need to add every other color representing humans, as every race and ethnicity has been enslaved or practically wiped out by another since the beginning of recorded history.

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    Leo Fragoso
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What can Dr. Brown do for you? A DeLorean

    Bogdan Constantin Dinu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again...racists! No, not the ones who made the advert, but the people who claim this is racist.

    Mark Smallman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deliver my package when and where you are supposed to!

    Loretta
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it? Is "brown" a brand name, or what?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Refers to the brown color of the UPS uniforms and trucks.

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    jerry collamer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Around 1967, Y&R's Band Aid Brand account's female creative director recommended to her client, a new ad slogan - Every Little Prick Hurts. She was serious. After a lot of laughing, it was rejected.

    JZ Thompson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost sh*t when this came out. Or vomited a little in my mouth. Choking.....

    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing! Awful company - the complaint page could be a novel.

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    #30

    Avoid The Friend Zone. Offer Her A Real Drink

    Avoid The Friend Zone. Offer Her A Real Drink

    fit_with_hips Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    makes her drunk, that way you can sleep with her. basically it's what it says

    Naomi Armitage
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the post on here a while ago, about how you can tell a guy's intentions when he asks to buy you a drink by whether you order alcohol or not. If you order something like soda, and he gets all bent, you know he was just trying to (see your original post).

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    Grapeling
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Can I buy you a drink?" "Okay, but if it's fake, you're getting friendzoned"

    Mack-doodle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy looks like a psychopathic convict.

    European other
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah could have used a picture of a bloke who doesn't look like a serial rapist

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... no. Rapists don't have a particular look. Otherwise they'd be far easier to avoid.

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does not help that the ad creators put a picture of the guy staring us down as the focal point.

    ktdidit
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anything to distract her from the pointy a*s head

    Molly A. Block
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get her drunk, so you can date-rape her. "We know good taste." WRONG!

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    #31

    Travel Should Take You Places

    Travel Should Take You Places

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    Winter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well yes, why didn't I think of that?

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What??? I've been doing it wrong all these years.

    Barbara Ilma Eva Westwood
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it does. I call into a Hilton for a coffee break on my way to the local shops.

    Mack-doodle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow... i never thought of it that way.

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    #32

    At Age 80, Who Doesn't Need A Facelift?

    At Age 80, Who Doesn't Need A Facelift?

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    razan youssef
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    took me a second... read the rest of it..

    kathryn stretton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks. I don't want to look like I can do things that I physically can't. Nobody has yet fixed the inside to match the 'fixed' outside.

    Theresa Tzitzira
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However, consider also that if the inside can (so to use your words), usually the outside reflects that but the social misconceptions and prejudice are so deeply rooted that they are not given the credit (that they can) anyway

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    #33

    We're Like A Cult With Better Kool-Aid

    We're Like A Cult With Better Kool-Aid

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    Hard 2 Guess
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this one, it's good satire.

    Steve Bowman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As are many of the other ads. But tragically many readers here are not familiar with the concept of satire.

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    Spiritastray
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's in poor taste but still made me laugh. That's my dark sense of humor, I guess.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they went bankrupt soon after this ad campaign.

    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All hail the cool-aid!

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    #34

    Spend Your Life Living

    Spend Your Life Living

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    razan youssef
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOO?! Really?!! I never thought of that!!!

    darubyprincess
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

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    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...or spend your life dying. I think I heard that somewhere...

    Theresa Tzitzira
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is this considered bad? By "living" they mean try to enjoy good things in life, have fun etc.

    Bored Moogle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It obviously means live your life to the fullest. It's essentially YOLO

    Beh Pnkt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well...that is like a very generic sentence, that seems like it has been used a lot. But in the end it's true. I mean...you can live your life or you can simply live in terms of existing. The one is spiritual and talks of "enjoy it". I actually worked in many s****y jobs and I know what it means to just exist between those 4 hours in the evening, that you have for yourself, in which you are too tired to do anything, just to go to bed and start over again. So nothings wrong with that. It's just cliche

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people work in s****y jobs, unfortunately. :-(

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    E Scott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow I’ve been doing it wrong my whole life

    estimaate
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually, we all spend our life slowly dying

    Jenn Unicorn Popping
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't drink the "better kool-aid" from #32....

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    #35

    If Our Coffee Was Any Fresher, It Would Be Pinching Your Bum And Asking You Out!

    If Our Coffee Was Any Fresher, It Would Be Pinching Your Bum And Asking You Out!

    fit_with_hips Report

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is Mat The Walgie, from their URL?

    Nunya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All Walgies are the bastard children of Waluigi and Luigie. (sorta like matter and anti-matter combining...beware!)

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    Mack-doodle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our coffee is almost a rapist! Enjoy!

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and I would be slapping your coffee's face and possibly looking for a cop.

    Tessa Thompson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the company supports sexual harassment/assault. Good to know, so I can get my coffee somewhere else!

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do they think "fresh" means?

    Stille20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They aren't saying its okay to do that. Being "fresh" in that sense is a negative thing.

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    #36

    I'm Cheryl. Fly Me.

    I'm Cheryl. Fly Me.

    Miami Archives Report

    Piou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shall I fly you to the moon?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original Fly Girl.

    #37

    For People Who Spit Blood When They Brush Their Teeth

    For People Who Spit Blood When They Brush Their Teeth

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, my bad! Turns out, it was TB all along! Oops! Should have seen the GP instead!

    Piou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having very sensitive gums, I often have blood after brushing my teeth, especially if I do it in the evening and couldn't brush them after lunch. I don't know how common is this but it doesn't shock me

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are seeing your dentist regularly then you shouldn't be shocked. If you aren't... could be gingivitis.

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    Jolene Jolene
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a product for every target group.

    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a current ad........If I spit blood I would be really worried...I would be more likely to go to the dentist than the supermarket.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better yet, see your dentist pronto.

    Alison Marchand
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to make sure people who need your product are now too embarrassed to actually buy it 🤦🏻‍♀️

    Mack-doodle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats an info overload. And a mouthfull

    razan youssef
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ??? so??? this actually happens to people, it's just called gingivitis.

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because untreated gingivitis can lead to toothloss.

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    #38

    Alcohol Is In It!

    Alcohol Is In It!

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    Grapeling
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's something that seems innately wrong with the phrase "alcohol is in it"

    L McN
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the more worrying note here is "Daily's" Alcoholism here we come!

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep out of reach of children

    Stille20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get the problem here

    Chantel Atwell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen that plenty of times in the store - I think it's fine. It's just advertising that it's not something you mix with alcohol... *shrug*

    Spiritastray
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could mix with alcohol if you wanna get real lit.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grab and go. But not if you're driving.

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    #39

    It's A Meal

    It's A Meal

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    Conrad Strucker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @my-third-world-country-fam you know that's all we need to hear

    Vito Corlelone
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SEND ME A TIME MACHINE. CAN YOU HEAR BUDDY.

    Fish Boden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm actually salivating over that photo. The angles. The cars. Oh my.

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, during the BSE crisis in the UK and the fear of getting Variant Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease (vCJD), which is a type of brain disease within the transmissible spongiform encephalopathy family, steak and shake was seen as a frightening possibility.

    L McN
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    that sounds.....delightful? no....disgusting? yeah that is it. Disgusting. That sounds absolutely disgusting.

    #40

    Exclusively For Everybody

    Exclusively For Everybody

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this is perfectly right as intended --- the opposite of the "Dr Pepper, Not For Women" slogan.

    Amy Whitehead-Lee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think it's "the road trip" that the issue for alcohol.

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    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goes together like Vodka and...um...driving?

    #41

    We Speak Fish

    We Speak Fish

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work for this company. They fired me when they discovered that I didn't speak fish.

    earringnut
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aquaman owns a couple of these franchises.

    estimaate
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh yea we speak fish by frying them

    Beh Pnkt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the question ist: do they like fish d***s? I heard kanye loves them.

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    #42

    Do Stuff.

    Do Stuff.

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    Hard 2 Guess
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely hate doing stuff. Now give me things to do and I'll do things in a heartbeat.

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep getting an ad for Fiverr where the guy says "Get s*** done" and it's just so tacky! People try too hard to be edgy.

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    razan youssef
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No really?!! that never occurred to me!!

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    #43

    So Yummy... You Want Them!

    So Yummy... You Want Them!

    unknown Report

    Conrad Strucker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for this to work you're supposed to pair it with trippy spirals and suspicious bearded men

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look disgusting. Horrendous amounts of sugar and sodium.

    #44

    Drink Barq's, It's Good

    Drink Barq's, It's Good

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple and to the point, I like it

    Molly A. Block
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barq's IS good root beer. What is the harm here?

    Theresa Tzitzira
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is this (and the other 2 above) considered bad ads?

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's almost as good as the "Meat.... you know why" slogan the meat promotion board came up with a decade or two ago.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Try it, it's not half bad! Quite adequate, as a matter of fact!"

    #45

    Everything Proof

    Everything Proof

    Mike Murphy Report

    Conrad Strucker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not karen-proof cuz yalready know she coming for the manager

    Markus Holstein
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? This actually is a good slogan

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    #46

    Be Your Way

    Be Your Way

    unknown Report

    Nunya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try not to eat the burger. That is impossible. Only try to understand the truth. (what truth?). There is no burger. Only then will you realise that it is not the burger that is getting eaten. It's yourself.

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    #47

    If It's In The Game, It's In The Game

    If It's In The Game, It's In The Game

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    Conrad Strucker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also from EA: if it's in Madden, you're probably playing Madden

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's supposed to mean: everything in the real sport(game) is also in the (video )game

    Piou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would kind of make sense in French. To say that a thing is like this and there's no way for it to be different you can say if It's, it's A. For example: "if I say no, it's no", to emphasize that it is a firm no and you won't change your mind.

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're saying that it's a very detailed, true-to-life adaptation - if it (a detail) is in the real game, it's also in the computer game.

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    #48

    Soup Is Good Food

    Soup Is Good Food

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    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recall when Campbell's came out with a 'recipe' that consisted of soup dumped over cooked rice. That's not a recipe, that's what you do at the end of the month when you're out of money.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Campbell is not good food… it's almost 73% salt

    razan youssef
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Jaffa Cake is saying that this poster was made by a robot, either that or he or she is drunk and is ranting about machines taking people's jobs on what he or she THINKS is facebook or twitter but really is just BP. I think...

    Big Sleep
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it is a quote about machines taking people's jobs, from the song Soup is Good Food, (hence the reference,) by the band Dead Kennedys.

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    Jaffa Cake
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're sorry But you're no longer needed Or wanted Or even cared about here Machines can do a better job than you This is what you get for asking questions

    Donna Leske
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and every bite a spoonful of water and salt. What's not to love?

    Conrad Strucker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soup isn't even food it's liquefied sadness

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    #49

    Whoo Hoo!

    Whoo Hoo!

    unknown Report

    John Louis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is amazing that companies spend huge sums of money to wind up with these advertising campaigns. Why didn't someone in the developmental process say, "Wait! we're not really going to do this?"

    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHEN I FEEL HEAVY METAL! ♬♪

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, WaMu = Washington Mutual. Or as we now call it: Chase Bank.

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