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When we go to see a doctor, we can rest assured knowing that they are qualified to be treating illnesses, prescribing medicine and diagnosing diseases. They have completed at least a decade of education after high school and have endured rigorous training and testing to ensure that they know what they’re doing. 

When we log onto the internet, however, anyone with a keyboard and an opinion can feel free to spout whatever medical misinformation they like, so we should take everything we read online with a grain of salt. Thankfully, there is one page that’s dedicated to calling out irresponsible and inaccurate medical advice that’s shared online: the Bad Medical Takes Twitter account.

We’ve gathered some of the most ridiculous, hilarious and alarming posts Bad Medical Takes has shared down below, so you too can enjoy hearing all of the wacky ideas ignorant people felt the need to share online. Be sure to upvote the claims you wish were posted satirically, and then let us know in the comments what the worst medical advice you’ve ever received was. And then if you’re interested in another Bored Panda article featuring medical takes that are definitely not doctor approved, you can find our last story on the same Twitter account right here.

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Colin Timp
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So nobody's ever died in childbirth or from pregnancy complications? Nobody has ended their life from post-partum depression?

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone failed biology class. Badly.

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    The Bad Medical Takes Twitter account initially launched in March 2020, which I can only assume came in response to all of the misinformation that was rapidly being spread about the COVID-19 virus. When the pandemic began, everyone on the internet suddenly turned into a medical professional, and with billions of desperate people around the world searching for hope and answers, false claims spread like wildfire.

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    But I can’t put all of the blame for bad medical advice running rampant online on the pandemic. The internet has been saturated with fake news long before 2020, so it only made sense for medical advice to make its way into the same category. But the difference between reading fake news about a politician and being told to shoot bleach into your veins is that the latter is extremely dangerous. So false medical claims deserve to be called out and shut down even more than your run-of-the-mill fake news.   

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    Anonymous
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exhibit A on why men should not be making decisions about women's bodies

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I wonder why you decide to leave a digital dumb footprint.

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    You might be wondering how anyone in the world could possibly believe the claims shared on this list in the first place, and I’ll be honest, I’m wondering too. So to try to gain some insight on the topic, I consulted an article from Medical News Today exploring just how these false claims are perceived as credible information. And it turns out that there are certain factors that can cause a person to be more or less susceptible to believing medical misinformation.

    One 2021 study found that people with a lower education level and individuals who have less knowledge of healthcare issues are more likely to believe inaccurate medical claims. Also, people who have a lack of trust in the healthcare system are more inclined to view alternative treatments positively and more likely to believe false medical claims. The study also found that participants who believed one false medical claim were likely to fall for even more as well, so perhaps they are just more gullible than the average person. 

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    Aunt Riarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's only one person in this exchange who I wouldn't trust not to drool

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    Xottel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please just open his head and place the brain back inside.

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm about to commit massive butchery to the extension of my central nervous system this afternoon.

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    Lead author of the study, Dr. Laura D. Scherer of the University of Colorado School of Medicine shed some light on the value of this study’s findings. “Inaccurate information is a barrier to good healthcare because it can discourage people from taking preventive measures to head off illness and make them hesitant to seek care when they get sick,” she explained. “Identifying who is most susceptible to misinformation might lend considerable insight into how such information spreads and provide us with new avenues for intervention.”

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll be a stretched out sheet of skin, yelling "Moisturise me!"

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    One of the most notable factors contributing to the spread of medical misinformation online is distrust in the healthcare system, and it might be becoming worse and worse over time. One survey reported that between 2017 and 2018, there was a 20% drop in the amount of trust the American public holds in their healthcare system. And globally, there was a 4% decrease in citizens’ trust in their healthcare systems. When people don’t trust the professionals, they start seeking outside, unverified information, which is likely informed by their own views and biases.      

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    “We have witnessed a concerning shift over the last several decades where policy decisions seem to be driven by ideology and politics instead of facts and evidence,” American Medical Association president Dr. Patrice A. Harris said during a national address. “The result is a growing mistrust in American institutions — in science — and in the counsel of leading experts who dedicate their lives to the pursuit of evidence and reason.”

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    Susie Elle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is everyone talking about salts and nobody mentions the bacteria and viruses in ocean water

    Stephanie A Mutti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right???! We tell our daughter every time we go to the beach that animals live in the ocean, and the trash in it, and the pee.....

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    Ange Marsden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a horrifically cold entrance into the word, and all that abrasive sand everywhere...

    Leo Domitrix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome tot he world baby, here's *sand in your eyes*. WTF?

    BluEyedSeoulite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There has been a rise in bacterial infections in very newborn babies, especially the eyes. Most of those babies were born at home, using birthing tubs. Most people buy inflatable kiddie pools, don't clean and sanitize them properly. If they manage that, very few replace the water and sanitize it in the correct intervals. Now imagine all of those problems but at a beach where the only sanitizer is sunlight. Plus salt water in those sensitive little eyes...

    Crystal Spencer
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't give birth there because of the sand, bacteria and creatures that could get on my baby...or in my body...but that's just me...not afraid of the salt

    Spannidandoolar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having given birth myself, I can say with complete conviction you could not pay me to give birth on SAND! Has my vagina not suffered enough?!

    My O My
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in the waves! The contractions coming in waves are enough waves

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    Niki A
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh,.... I can feel the sand in my creases.

    LittleWombat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm most worried about if there is a complications, she doesn't seem like she is set up for urgent medical intervention! I wanted a water birth but it wasn't available at my hospital. Glad I skipped it...my daughter's cord was around her neck 3 times, I needed an emergency c-section, and she may have died had the NICU doctor not been standing by to treat her when she was delivered. Safety over novelty.

    Historyharlot93
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel women who do this dramatic stuff think they’re a goddess giving birth. I wonder who they’re trying to impress, because giving birth isn’t an instagram competition. It’s more about them than the safety of their baby. Plus your body often has a different agenda than your mind. I did all the Lamaze and natural childbirth classes, and wanted a drug free birth. Then baby got stuck, I was in back labor, and I started projectile vomiting. I finally agreed to an epidermal, and my baby was born just fine. Pictures like this also make me chuckle because I wonder how glamorous it will look when baby keeps them up all night screaming, poopy diapers, spit up, etc. You know, normal baby behavior.

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    Moolia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends how much ‘healing salts’ these people shove up there

    BatPhace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, actually amniotic fluid is saline and has the same salt content as your average ocean.

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    Sar ska
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, why? Forget all else, bacteria, detritus, etc., whatever . The sand, though?! It takes like 4 showers just to hope to get most sand out of places I didn’t know I had after a normal trip to the beach. Who the hell and why would this ever seem like a good idea? Good frickin grapes. I’m uncomfortable just seeing that image for so many reasons.

    Deborah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor baby's delicate skin covered in salt and sand

    Forrest Browne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well the fetus dosent float in the ocean for 9 months so theres that

    poiplescales
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is legitimately the grossest thing I have ever seen. I know the ocean is gross place but she's adding to it unnecessarily and there are for sure dead bodies in the ocean so she is choosing to give birth in corpse water.

    Gg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man... Imagine going to spend a lovely day at the beach and this?

    Emma London
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that the crazy fruitarian lady who fed her child only mother's milk and fruits?

    Aubry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's all fun and games until you get sand in your uterus or baby gets smacked by a particularly rough wave

    crazy_cat_notAlady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! are the baby and mum okay after this? oceans and seas are cesspools of bacteria, fungi, and parasites. it makes me anxious to even look at this.

    Grace and Lucy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After being in a dark environment for 9 months then surprise ! Bright sun on the brand new eyes.

    alex_with_adhd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so fun fact: the white foamy stuff on the beach is actually male whale swimmers and it’s edible!

    Random Person
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ancient Spartans would pour alcohol on newborns to expose them to the difficulties of life first thing. This is a whole new level of disturbing.

    Polly Hart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's got me thinking about Freshwater Fetuses.....

    Lex
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm seriously concerned for that poor baby.

    EJN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The salt ratio in the ocean and that in the amniotic fluid during pregnancy is different. That doesn't include all of the contaminants in ocean water that are not present in amniotic fluid.

    Batwench
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be more concerned about where the sand is going……

    Courtney Christelle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would just worry the salt would be irritating to newborn skin.

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is absolutely irresponsible and disgusting!

    Timbob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geeeez, that must sting!

    Captain Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that poor kid and all the things they're going to deal with because of the stupid a*s parents! Oh, that's half the people here in USA! haha

    Binary Sun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tears of a lost youth I guess ... oh wait it's salt water, too isn't it?

    Vonkiedool
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they aware what the fishies do in the water, hence the reason the water taste salty :)

    TheAquarius1978
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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need. To. Stop. Reading. Head. Hurts.

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    Moolia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If other people being alive was such a problem for you, it was a mistake to have kept you alive 🤷

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    Another factor that might be exacerbating the issue of false medical claims online is the appetite that social media platforms have for fake news. While social media can be great a tool for sharing news and awareness of social issues, it can also be extremely hard to fact check what is being spread, and the more outlandish a claim is, the faster it will be circulated. In fact, one 2021 study from the NYU School of Global Health found that people who were primarily or exclusively using social media to track pandemic-related information were less likely to be practicing the most up-to-date public health safety practices. And another study from GoodRx found that being exposed to false medical claims online can negatively affect a patient’s health literacy. 

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    XrAtCaTkiD
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is very sad like how can people be so ignorant

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    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If sex without reproduction is unnatural and a phenomenon less than 100 years old, why is prostitution the "oldest profession"?

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    Anonymous
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness my broken leg is just a deception made up by dairy farmers!! Silly me thought I actually needed this cast. *circular saw starts up* /s

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    Inaccurate medical information being circulated online is not only relating to COVID-19 and the vaccines being used to prevent it. Users might find misinformation about anything from smoking and drug use to claims about other vaccines, like the HPV vaccine, causing various health issues. Thankfully, many users don’t actually trust the claims they see, as only 6% of people said they trust information about COVID on social media sites in one survey, but it is still concerning how rapidly these claims spread. In fact, medical misinformation sometimes makes it to 87% of users’ feeds on social media sites. Even if only 5% of these people believe the claims, that could lead to devastating consequences. 

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    Ovata Acronicta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I'll get the flu vax in the other arm from the cov booster just to annoy Nathan in particular.

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    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So all that time scientists spent working out blood types and they could have just broken it into male and female blood? Thankyou random person on the internet!

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    PattyK
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heart attacks can happen at any age.

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    So what are public health agencies supposed to do to limit the spread of false claims online? Is it their responsibility to monitor social media? Well, it’s a delicate issue. “Social media can also be volatile: false information, sometimes maliciously created, spreads rapidly,” the Frontiers in Public Health authors wrote. “Thus, measures to counter misinformation and disinformation on social media channels during an emergency are necessary. Given that government censorship can deeply aggravate already existing mistrust, measures other than content removal is needed, as the public shares and reacts positively to factual information, especially if posted by public health agencies.”

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    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God, this person deserves to be locked in a cage with two male primates and rubbed with estrogen, just to see what kind of offspring they would produce.

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    But Nobody Came.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sometimes i wonder how these people come up with such creative ways to be dumb

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    In 2021, US Surgeon General Dr. Vivek Murthy issued an advisory on medical misinformation, calling for actual healthcare professionals to use their own social media platforms to cut through the false claims and spread truth online. He also asked that healthcare agencies partner with trusted community members like church leaders and clinicians to make sure that the public hears accurate information from people they trust. He also noted that this issue cannot be solved overnight. Combatting medical misinformation online will be a long-term effort, so hopefully, over time, the public’s health literacy will be increased. And false claims online will become a thing of the past.  

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    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheaper milk will lead to more lactose intolerant kids.

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    Ovata Acronicta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, no, you're thinking of one of those substandard mannequins for drawing references.

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    If you're not in the medical field, I hope you are getting a kick out of these ridiculous claims, and if you are a healthcare professional, I just want to apologize on behalf of the general public. I promise we don't all think this way. Keep upvoting the posts that you find most hilarious and facepalm-worthy, and then let us know in the comments what the worst medical take you've ever heard was. And if you're interested in laughing at even more horrible medical advice, don't forget to check out our last article on the same topic right here.

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    Nadia Montera
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extract from Wikipedia : Hexagonal water, also known as gel water, structured water, cluster water, H3O2 or H3O2 is a term used in a marketing scam that claims the ability to create a certain configuration of water that is better for the body. The term "hexagonal water" refers to a cluster of water molecules forming a hexagonal shape that supposedly enhances nutrient absorption, removes metabolic wastes, and enhances cellular communication, among other things. The scam takes advantage of the consumer's limited knowledge of chemistry, physics, and physiology. Gel water is referenced in the version of the hoax in which plants or animal fascia are said to create or contain a "fourth phase" of water with an extra hydrogen and an extra oxygen, despite the simple reality that this compound is neither water, nor stable—in other words it doesn't exist in any practical sense

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    PickleRick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember this when they forget you in your "golden years".

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    Henrik Schmidt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, because if the DO say they're depressed, they'll come down with a slight case of being jailed or just killed.

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    But Nobody Came.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    f*****g ADDICTION??? this list is making me mad

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    Ovata Acronicta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Secondary sexual characteristic, not much different from a beard. More useful, but harder to style.

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    Sian E
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't there a police officer in the US who touched something in a suspect's car and got a nearly fatal dose of fentanyl poisoning? It was captured by the other officer's bodycam. They had to narcan him twice? Although I do concede that there may be a psychogenic aspect to some poisonings.

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    Ovata Acronicta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crack the "chiro"s back. With a steamroller. Thx.

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    Asriel Dreemurr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this batpoop theory was actually true (which it isn’t) you’d think those meds would be a lot cheaper.

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    albernistuff 4sale
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not wrong. This is a commonly repeated study on odour/pheromones and genetic compatibility. This does not mean that a particular someone is your soul mate or even sociologically, emotionally, intellectually, etc compatible; just that the two who found each others' odours palatable would have the highest chance of a genetically healthy child.

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    $cagsy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get why this is included, it fits the brief, but come on BP, do you really want us to laugh and poke fun at the under pressure mother of an autistic child? Not cool.

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