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When we go to see a doctor, we can rest assured knowing that they are qualified to be treating illnesses, prescribing medicine and diagnosing diseases. They have completed at least a decade of education after high school and have endured rigorous training and testing to ensure that they know what they’re doing. 

When we log onto the internet, however, anyone with a keyboard and an opinion can feel free to spout whatever medical misinformation they like, so we should take everything we read online with a grain of salt. Thankfully, there is one page that’s dedicated to calling out irresponsible and inaccurate medical advice that’s shared online: the Bad Medical Takes Twitter account.

We’ve gathered some of the most ridiculous, hilarious and alarming posts Bad Medical Takes has shared down below, so you too can enjoy hearing all of the wacky ideas ignorant people felt the need to share online. Be sure to upvote the claims you wish were posted satirically, and then let us know in the comments what the worst medical advice you’ve ever received was. And then if you’re interested in another Bored Panda article featuring medical takes that are definitely not doctor approved, you can find our last story on the same Twitter account right here.

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Colin Timp
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So nobody's ever died in childbirth or from pregnancy complications? Nobody has ended their life from post-partum depression?

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone failed biology class. Badly.

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    The Bad Medical Takes Twitter account initially launched in March 2020, which I can only assume came in response to all of the misinformation that was rapidly being spread about the COVID-19 virus. When the pandemic began, everyone on the internet suddenly turned into a medical professional, and with billions of desperate people around the world searching for hope and answers, false claims spread like wildfire.

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    But I can’t put all of the blame for bad medical advice running rampant online on the pandemic. The internet has been saturated with fake news long before 2020, so it only made sense for medical advice to make its way into the same category. But the difference between reading fake news about a politician and being told to shoot bleach into your veins is that the latter is extremely dangerous. So false medical claims deserve to be called out and shut down even more than your run-of-the-mill fake news.   

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    Anonymous
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exhibit A on why men should not be making decisions about women's bodies

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I wonder why you decide to leave a digital dumb footprint.

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    You might be wondering how anyone in the world could possibly believe the claims shared on this list in the first place, and I’ll be honest, I’m wondering too. So to try to gain some insight on the topic, I consulted an article from Medical News Today exploring just how these false claims are perceived as credible information. And it turns out that there are certain factors that can cause a person to be more or less susceptible to believing medical misinformation.

    One 2021 study found that people with a lower education level and individuals who have less knowledge of healthcare issues are more likely to believe inaccurate medical claims. Also, people who have a lack of trust in the healthcare system are more inclined to view alternative treatments positively and more likely to believe false medical claims. The study also found that participants who believed one false medical claim were likely to fall for even more as well, so perhaps they are just more gullible than the average person. 

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    Aunt Riarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's only one person in this exchange who I wouldn't trust not to drool

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    Xottel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please just open his head and place the brain back inside.

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm about to commit massive butchery to the extension of my central nervous system this afternoon.

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    Lead author of the study, Dr. Laura D. Scherer of the University of Colorado School of Medicine shed some light on the value of this study’s findings. “Inaccurate information is a barrier to good healthcare because it can discourage people from taking preventive measures to head off illness and make them hesitant to seek care when they get sick,” she explained. “Identifying who is most susceptible to misinformation might lend considerable insight into how such information spreads and provide us with new avenues for intervention.”

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll be a stretched out sheet of skin, yelling "Moisturise me!"

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he only needs one meal?

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! If food worked he would only need to eat once after all.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I am a proponent of healthy eating choices, no, it won't replace medications. I distrust Big Pharma (being an MD does that) but I also rely on it. Guessing this nimrod thinks cabbage soup will fix his epilepsy or undo his erectile dysfunction, of course.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fact: every European who died of bubonic or pneumonic plague between 1347 and 1720 ate an all-natural diet. Let that sink in!

    Mary Rogers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and they had immune systems back then as well (for those idiots who think that vaccines aren't necessary because they already have an immune system.)

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    Lene
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you could say that medicine works so that you CAN refill your prescription.... because the meds helped you not to die.... ?

    Isaac Harvey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, because my epilepsy ceased to exist as soon as I was diagnosed with it.

    Lorrie Rothstein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not one pill and done . It's a lifetime of taking pills

    Ovata Acronicta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The booster I mentioned in another comment is planned when I pick up my synthroid. I'll just not get it and let you know how that goes too.

    Moolia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If one ‘you’ worked you wouldn’t need two

    Nika Strokappe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I partially agree with this. I think there are quite some diseases that would not need (as much) medications if people would eat a bit more healthy. Yet there are also plenty that do need meds...

    Luci
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think using a skeleton as the picture is a good idea. Kind of defeats the purpose.

    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me this person is not allowed to drive, operate heavy machinery, or use sharp cutlery.

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This skeleton is a statement for opiate prescriptions. While nutrition is critical, it's not a solution on it's own.

    alex_with_adhd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmmm, I take meds, and I ALWAYS have to refill it because the effects of the medicine are for a specific period of time, so you have to take them as often as your doctor orders you too.

    Rachel Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So my dad should stop taking his blood pressure meds and just let his heart give out?

    Timbob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey slick, don’t get behind the wheel of any cars soon.

    Jovmen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If food worked you wouldn't needs meals

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should take some medicine for stuttering ... you you?

    Colin Timp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I don't agree that food is health care, food does have a lot to do with overall health. Some health issues have nothing to do with food. However I do agree with the latter statement. That's PRECISELY why it's not referred to as medicine anymore; but medication. Medicine implies something that cures your ailment. Medication is something you continually take to manage a condition. There's no money in medicine.

    Himory TheDreamer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agreed for a second there thinking it was about how you should prioritize eating healthy instead of taking shakes ans supplements. Then it hit me.

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    One of the most notable factors contributing to the spread of medical misinformation online is distrust in the healthcare system, and it might be becoming worse and worse over time. One survey reported that between 2017 and 2018, there was a 20% drop in the amount of trust the American public holds in their healthcare system. And globally, there was a 4% decrease in citizens’ trust in their healthcare systems. When people don’t trust the professionals, they start seeking outside, unverified information, which is likely informed by their own views and biases.      

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    “We have witnessed a concerning shift over the last several decades where policy decisions seem to be driven by ideology and politics instead of facts and evidence,” American Medical Association president Dr. Patrice A. Harris said during a national address. “The result is a growing mistrust in American institutions — in science — and in the counsel of leading experts who dedicate their lives to the pursuit of evidence and reason.”

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is everyone talking about salts and nobody mentions the bacteria and viruses in ocean water

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need. To. Stop. Reading. Head. Hurts.

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    Moolia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If other people being alive was such a problem for you, it was a mistake to have kept you alive 🤷

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    Another factor that might be exacerbating the issue of false medical claims online is the appetite that social media platforms have for fake news. While social media can be great a tool for sharing news and awareness of social issues, it can also be extremely hard to fact check what is being spread, and the more outlandish a claim is, the faster it will be circulated. In fact, one 2021 study from the NYU School of Global Health found that people who were primarily or exclusively using social media to track pandemic-related information were less likely to be practicing the most up-to-date public health safety practices. And another study from GoodRx found that being exposed to false medical claims online can negatively affect a patient’s health literacy. 

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    XrAtCaTkiD
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is very sad like how can people be so ignorant

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If sex without reproduction is unnatural and a phenomenon less than 100 years old, why is prostitution the "oldest profession"?

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    Anonymous
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness my broken leg is just a deception made up by dairy farmers!! Silly me thought I actually needed this cast. *circular saw starts up* /s

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    Inaccurate medical information being circulated online is not only relating to COVID-19 and the vaccines being used to prevent it. Users might find misinformation about anything from smoking and drug use to claims about other vaccines, like the HPV vaccine, causing various health issues. Thankfully, many users don’t actually trust the claims they see, as only 6% of people said they trust information about COVID on social media sites in one survey, but it is still concerning how rapidly these claims spread. In fact, medical misinformation sometimes makes it to 87% of users’ feeds on social media sites. Even if only 5% of these people believe the claims, that could lead to devastating consequences. 

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    Ovata Acronicta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I'll get the flu vax in the other arm from the cov booster just to annoy Nathan in particular.

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So all that time scientists spent working out blood types and they could have just broken it into male and female blood? Thankyou random person on the internet!

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    PattyK
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heart attacks can happen at any age.

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    So what are public health agencies supposed to do to limit the spread of false claims online? Is it their responsibility to monitor social media? Well, it’s a delicate issue. “Social media can also be volatile: false information, sometimes maliciously created, spreads rapidly,” the Frontiers in Public Health authors wrote. “Thus, measures to counter misinformation and disinformation on social media channels during an emergency are necessary. Given that government censorship can deeply aggravate already existing mistrust, measures other than content removal is needed, as the public shares and reacts positively to factual information, especially if posted by public health agencies.”

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    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God, this person deserves to be locked in a cage with two male primates and rubbed with estrogen, just to see what kind of offspring they would produce.

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    But Nobody Came.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sometimes i wonder how these people come up with such creative ways to be dumb

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    In 2021, US Surgeon General Dr. Vivek Murthy issued an advisory on medical misinformation, calling for actual healthcare professionals to use their own social media platforms to cut through the false claims and spread truth online. He also asked that healthcare agencies partner with trusted community members like church leaders and clinicians to make sure that the public hears accurate information from people they trust. He also noted that this issue cannot be solved overnight. Combatting medical misinformation online will be a long-term effort, so hopefully, over time, the public’s health literacy will be increased. And false claims online will become a thing of the past.  

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    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheaper milk will lead to more lactose intolerant kids.

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    Ovata Acronicta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, no, you're thinking of one of those substandard mannequins for drawing references.

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    If you're not in the medical field, I hope you are getting a kick out of these ridiculous claims, and if you are a healthcare professional, I just want to apologize on behalf of the general public. I promise we don't all think this way. Keep upvoting the posts that you find most hilarious and facepalm-worthy, and then let us know in the comments what the worst medical take you've ever heard was. And if you're interested in laughing at even more horrible medical advice, don't forget to check out our last article on the same topic right here.

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    Nadia Montera
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extract from Wikipedia : Hexagonal water, also known as gel water, structured water, cluster water, H3O2 or H3O2 is a term used in a marketing scam that claims the ability to create a certain configuration of water that is better for the body. The term "hexagonal water" refers to a cluster of water molecules forming a hexagonal shape that supposedly enhances nutrient absorption, removes metabolic wastes, and enhances cellular communication, among other things. The scam takes advantage of the consumer's limited knowledge of chemistry, physics, and physiology. Gel water is referenced in the version of the hoax in which plants or animal fascia are said to create or contain a "fourth phase" of water with an extra hydrogen and an extra oxygen, despite the simple reality that this compound is neither water, nor stable—in other words it doesn't exist in any practical sense

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    PickleRick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember this when they forget you in your "golden years".

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    Henrik Schmidt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, because if the DO say they're depressed, they'll come down with a slight case of being jailed or just killed.

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    But Nobody Came.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    f*****g ADDICTION??? this list is making me mad

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    Ovata Acronicta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Secondary sexual characteristic, not much different from a beard. More useful, but harder to style.

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    Sian E
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't there a police officer in the US who touched something in a suspect's car and got a nearly fatal dose of fentanyl poisoning? It was captured by the other officer's bodycam. They had to narcan him twice? Although I do concede that there may be a psychogenic aspect to some poisonings.

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    Ovata Acronicta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crack the "chiro"s back. With a steamroller. Thx.

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    Asriel Dreemurr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this batpoop theory was actually true (which it isn’t) you’d think those meds would be a lot cheaper.

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    albernistuff 4sale
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not wrong. This is a commonly repeated study on odour/pheromones and genetic compatibility. This does not mean that a particular someone is your soul mate or even sociologically, emotionally, intellectually, etc compatible; just that the two who found each others' odours palatable would have the highest chance of a genetically healthy child.

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    $cagsy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get why this is included, it fits the brief, but come on BP, do you really want us to laugh and poke fun at the under pressure mother of an autistic child? Not cool.

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