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Traveling medicine shows and questionable or even harmful "medical remedies" may seem like a thing of the past, but there's plenty of its 21st-century iterations.

While MLM marketers are not promoting tonics of cocaine or opium, they are trying to convince people that essential oils will cure cancer.

Obvious pyramid-scheme nonsense aside, plenty of people on social media for some reason think of themselves as doctors and spread ignorance to whoever will listen. Just don't let all that BS seep into your brain. Instead, try to laugh at their ignorance; it can be quite funny!

Just scroll through the Twitter account Bad Medical Takes. It shares user-submitted screenshots of some of the most ridiculous misconceptions "online health professionals" have to offer. Here are some of them!

General practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda that social media and the Internet are not a one-size-fits-all. "On the one hand, it improves patient education and can improve public health. It brings people together who are in very wide apart places, so it overcomes geographical barriers... It's a tremendous educational tool for patients," Gorfinkel said.

Yes, it promotes awareness and encourages patient engagement, and it can provide quality information. But at the same time, people are searching online for the next big thing. "So what is more likely to be shared?", the doctor asked metaphorically. What is novel, she immediately answered. Or what is unusual.

Gorfinkel also pointed out a study done in 2018, published in Science by three MIT scholars, which found that falsehoods are 70% more likely to be retweeted on Twitter than truth. It also discovered that it took the truth about six times as long as falsehood to reach 1,500 people. This proves that falsehoods are simply alluring.

But even if many of us know not to trust what uncle Bobby is saying about vaccines on his Facebook page (I hope), reading a scientific paper can be really challenging and time-consuming. "I think there are some websites that are fairly trusted," Gorfinkel said. "Medscape, for example, tries to bring information to people in their own language. It's not perfect, but it is available in German, Portuguese, Spanish, and French. Then there's WebMD, MedlinePlusDrugs.com. There's a whole bunch of these websites that are actually quite good."

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For the so-called orphan conditions — diseases that are so rare, there isn't enough resources on them — Gorfinkel suggested Orpha.net.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least it was a polite way to inform you of their stupid. Makes it easier to avoid them.

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If you are still concerned about the validity of a certain piece, you will probably have to inspect it yourself.

What is to stop any doctor or professor from writing an opinion piece? Nothing, but this is where peer reviews come into play. "That's where other doctors and professors who have nothing to gain from what's published, look at the paper and say, 'Yes, this is actually true.' So look for things that are peer-reviewed, look for at least an editorial board. Again, that's a safeguard to prevent any one person's opinion from becoming a fact because peer reviews and editorial boards keep doctors in line in terms of making sure that what is said is accurate," Gorfinkel explained.

The sources that Gorfinkel mentioned earlier, like WebMD, publish some research studies that require huge funding. So looking at the funding source matters too — is there a conflict of interest?

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Of course, when a particular paper was written is important as well because, as Gorfinkel highlighted, what may have been relevant, say for COVID-19, even in 2020 is, for the most part, not relevant at all in 2021.

Generally, when you notice medical information online, it's probably best to approach it with caution. "If there is a promise of a miracle cure, that should ring alarm bells big time," Gorfinkel said. "A lot of complex problems, including depression, anxiety, hair loss, acne; a lot of these problems are actually complicated, and they don't have one single solution. This is especially true when things promise very quick answers, and often at a price."

It's always a good idea to run these ideas by either your family doctor or a pharmacist before investing in them.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

really ? this has to be a troll , people are not this dumb are they?:?

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Doctor Gorfinkel also added a very important piece of information: the United States and Canada do not monitor natural products. "Whether or not it's made in trusted countries, understand that they generally will fall under a separate category that does not have to fulfill the requirements of standard drugs."

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This can become a problem because there's really nothing to stop natura-ceuticals and that includes the entire vitamin industry and the mineral industry. "There is no one to police what's in that stuff. And for the most part, there's no one there to pull it off the shelves," Gorfinkel explained.

"Moreover, these products tend to be some of the highest profit margin products available in stores. Often, they're placed right next to the normal pharmacy so that people can 'self-medicate.' But much of that has no evidence base whatsoever."

Because no one's watching, the potential for having these products adulterated with potentially toxic elements is very high. This is true for the probiotics industry as well as the prebiotics industry.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what do i get every year ? are they putting fresh trackers in my arm ? or magnets ?

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"I don't think people realize what's happening," Gorfinkel said. "There was a study done in the United States where they went into Walmart, and pulled off natura-ceuticals just off the shelf, and found that there was no correlation between what was on the label and what was actually in the bottle."

When experts checked probiotics in Toronto (this was the Department of Family Practice at the St. Michael's Hospital), they just took 12 random things off the shelf, gave them to the microbiology lab, and found the same: no correlation between what was promised to be in the bottle and what was actually in the bottle.

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"So if there are promises that sound too good to be true, bottom line, they probably are," Gorfinkel said. And this sadly applies to more than just online medical takes.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alright. I never liked PETA, to put it mildly. But I thought that even they would be above this udder bullshit.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can just imagine this person at the doctor. "Doctor, I have a problem." "Oh, what is it?" "I keep getting my period." "How often does it happen?" "Every month! Can you believe it?" "Ok. So, we're going to refer you to the psychiatric ward."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was this tweeted in 1860 or something? Cause, boy, have I got news for you, Andrea.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do incels post everywhere, or is there just an alarming number of them?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't just a scientific error. It's also a mathematical error.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wait until you find out that you can die from badly infected and untreated teeth

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people should get sterilized as a favor to the rest of the world.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, at least this one is not *completely* wrong. He is just wrong about the amount of water needed for that, there is no risk with your normal everyday amount.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish the vaccine could be sexually transmitted...would be so much easier to vaccinate more people with a limited supply.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WT absolute F? I feel sorry for her daughters having such a hateful, uninformed mother. And poor Taylor Swift, not that I think she would have seen this, but it reminds me of Ellen trying to shame her about her rumoured relationships, and wouldn’t take no for an answer.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah , no wonder people wont get the vaccine with these dumb tw@s out there

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, technically she is right, the government doesn't tell you.. because it is utter nonsense.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes, superficial knowledge is far more dangerous than having no knowledge at all.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair the poster is correct; the government doesn't tell you those things

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, the reason they don't tell you this is because this is something your aunt sent you on Facebook. Not scientific fact.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my facebook contacts posted this the other day. She has two kids. I fear for them

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's hope they inherited the recessive intelligence genes she clearly doesn't display.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1. almost correct- socialising does help avoid things like depression and just general anxiety which would possibly very slightly dampen immune responses. 2. it reaches out like a few nanometres. 3. bacteria are not our immune system but GOOD bacteria does help do a lot of other things in the body and NEUTRAL bacteria blocks out bad bacteria. 4. there are no toxins that build up in the body that dont get excreted almost immediately except cholesterol and viruses do not do anything good in the body. 5. some diseases can only be spread by blood or 'the thing', but many, like covid, are airborne or spread by bodily fluids

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More sh*t in that post than in a dariy farm manure pile, and I should know.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, I had no idea bacteria are our immune system! That must be why mine likes to randomly attack my body all the time! *Gasp.*

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wtf is soo secret about electrical field of heart, even if it is true.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

#2 and # 3 are correct - except that it depends on the bacteria (the ones in our intestinals are the good ones)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was waiting for the "no one can infect you without your permission" line but hey...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Esmalala I fear for ANY children that these people have. Especially the young girl who's mother is showing a ham sandwich and expressing the difference in vulva sizes !!!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does number 2 mean its possible to charge your phone in your pocket? Asking for a friend

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They don't just make up stuff to publish. Usually just facts believe or not.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well they got number 3 right. Our immune systems are good bacteria. Everything else is 100% wrong

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These post are from the USA. Could you please please please spend some more money on your public education. I mean, really a lot.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not just what the government doesn't tell you. That's what anybody with an IQ above 70 doesn't tell you.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

some of those are at least technically correct. Exposure to things via. socialization is what can generate and sustain immunity, electrical fields span the whole universe, healthy bacterial populations on the skin or in the intestines can keep other, harmful bacteria at bay, etc.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why "the government"? Does all the scientist in the world work for "the government"? Damn, too much action and sci-fi movies...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope this woman isn't really a nurse. If so, she needs to lose her licence to practise.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first one is actually right. I've read real scientific researches about it.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh this whole thing is bullshit. And I don't think you are a nurse for truth. You certainly not a nurse!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and to think, the GOVERNMENT is hiding it. It sounds like clickbait!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You just know this twat seriously looked into injecting bleach as an option

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Although most of whats mentioned above isnt true the government does lie more then it tells the true and they dont want what is best for you

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Yes, because women have more DNA in common with princesses and unicorns

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's an unpopular opinion because most people have a post dark ages level of education.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have brown eyes which is a darker colour which is strong like espresso, which means that I'm never ever sick. Well, starting now.

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