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Traveling medicine shows and questionable or even harmful "medical remedies" may seem like a thing of the past, but there's plenty of its 21st-century iterations.

While MLM marketers are not promoting tonics of cocaine or opium, they are trying to convince people that essential oils will cure cancer.

Obvious pyramid-scheme nonsense aside, plenty of people on social media for some reason think of themselves as doctors and spread ignorance to whoever will listen. Just don't let all that BS seep into your brain. Instead, try to laugh at their ignorance; it can be quite funny!

Just scroll through the Twitter account Bad Medical Takes. It shares user-submitted screenshots of some of the most ridiculous misconceptions "online health professionals" have to offer. Here are some of them!

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Giovanna
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come on this is ironic

Iggy
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It has to be! Oh god. What if it isn't? These people can vote!

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wifeofweasley
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah... We should wait till we get home to start bleeding. We definitley control our period

JuJu
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup. I trained so hard, I managed to never have my period when I'm on vacation or want to spend the weekend camping, on New Year's Eve, Christmas, my birthday...and then I woke up.

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Sadly, some girls and women have a "choice" between free bleeding at school or staying home, so they stay home and lose part of their education.

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Sofie
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's so stupid that they have to be ironic

iblowsheep
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i would love to say, come on! No one is that stupid. Unfortunately, I have lived on this earth long enough to know that yes indeed there are many.

Ailsa Ide
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't shake the feeling that we may have been wooshed

Clearly sunny
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He can't be that stupid! Does he think we enjoy it! It sucks.

Julie Harden
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, because the BEST time for a teenage girl get her period is in school. FFS.

Lyn Moffett
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is that guy serious??? Great,,, now we have to control normal female bodily functions. Jeez I can't remember where I left my key to turn off my menstrual cycle!!!!! Twat

Kristi Namyslowski
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear lord, this fruit cup is probably serious.

she/they and definitely gay
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if i could hold it in I wouldve never cried in the bathroom while some lunch lady outside listened to jesus take the wheel

pusheen buttercup
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just in case anyone doesn't know: periods happen at various points and are not within the control of the person. We can try to predict them but it's not always precise for everyone, and once it's started all we can do is try to avoid making a mess until it is over.

the Kat who says ni
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ohhh how I wish I could chose when to get them ...! *** never ***

Lex
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We can't control where our periods happen! Come on, people!

Paul Z.
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has to be irony... (please?)

Robert Robi Z
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They should better teach the girls to learn to control themselves! (This is sarcasm)

Vicky Z
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4 years ago

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ivan bolitekurac
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Women should be encouraged to bleed only once a year

𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes because we choose when to start bleeding out of a place no one wants to bleed out of

Dark Pearl
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SINCE WHEN IS IT A CHOICE?!

mia
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah personally im not in favour of people with uterus's having their periods at school /j

Yort
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people ARE stupid, but on the other hand this sounds just like the arguments people make against schools having condom machines.

Candace Alagappan
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*facepalm* U WANT US TO FCKIN CONTROL IT!!!

Purr·maid
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ᴛᴏᴏ ʙᴀᴅ ʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʜɪs ʙʀᴀɪɴ "sᴜᴘᴇʀsɪᴢᴇᴅ."

Ash Trash
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope to god this is satire.

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, right, sorry. I'll just hold it in until after school.

Jaehyun brides
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes i can tell my body to hold the periods,what a genius this man really ...

Linda HS
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ta da! Stupidity hits again….

Easily Excitable Panda
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, because that's how women's bodies work. Just flip a switch and turn it off!

Beth Arriaga
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are people really this ignorant or, please tell me, they are just joking?!?!

Brian Bennett
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A a nurse - this is one of the dumbest statements I have ever heard. you cannot control when your period starts. (Was this written by a man?)

denzoren
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Umm.....I don't even know what to say at this point.

Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because it's controllable. Like we can hold it in like pee. Yea no

Ivana
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seems like a joke, I would be shocked if this dude was serious on any level.

Viviane
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have band aids at home. My husbands cuts himself several times a year and applies them to his booboo. I rest my case.

Rose the Cook
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another moron who thinks periods can be turned on and off for convenience.

Mary Veltri
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It amazes me how little some men know about menstruation. Didn't a senator say something similar not to long ago. Yes we can control a fluid. It's exactly like when we all suck our sweat back in our pours.

Julie C Rose
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder what would happen if I emailed Jacinda and used this as an argument for why we should make period products free all the time like Scotland.

Jo Johannsen
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The replier must have been allergic to education.

Chris Wade
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a lot of words for "I'm a virgin".

Eslamala
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4 years ago

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Bad sarcasm is still sarcasm...

Monday
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Given how that guy's profile looks I don't think it was sarcasm....he just comes across as your average moron looking at his other tweets

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Lesley Hahn
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You lose credibility when you include obvious irony, satire, etc.

jeannette
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That you do not pay for anything does not mean it is not free. Someone will pay the wages of the workers that manufacture them, the raw materials, ... May be you with your taxes, may be the other goods the government provides and now you have less road maintenance, less new books in the library or whatever. But the money to pay must come from somewhere Who is so naive to believe that "things can be free"?

Fish Boden
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Free to the students? That's the important part. What is wrong with you? So nasty.

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jeannette
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Who is so naïve to believe that things are free? That you do not pay for them, does not mean they are free. You will pay higher taxes, or you will get less public services with the taxes you pay now (less books at the library, worse reparation works..) Really: Does anyone believe it?

Lauren Caswell
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jeanette I live in nz. We aren't naive. This comes from the tax surplus they have built as a covid protection and to invest in schemes. Tax hasn't risen. Oooh, 19% tax and free schools, healthcare, proper benefits system (with record low unemployment during a pandemic), that's naive? Oh pls do some research. I'm glad it will be free at schools (oh where kids also get free breakfast and lunch available, to everyone so there isn't poverty shaming, excess food from it is handed out daily to community groups until the govt tweaks supply/demand re lunches). But ya know, I'm guessing you must be horrified at 19% tax, right? (The average single American contributed 29.8% of their earnings to three taxes in 2019—income taxes, Medicare, and Social Security. The average income tax rate for all Americans was 14.6%)

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General practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda that social media and the Internet are not a one-size-fits-all. "On the one hand, it improves patient education and can improve public health. It brings people together who are in very wide apart places, so it overcomes geographical barriers... It's a tremendous educational tool for patients," Gorfinkel said.

Yes, it promotes awareness and encourages patient engagement, and it can provide quality information. But at the same time, people are searching online for the next big thing. "So what is more likely to be shared?", the doctor asked metaphorically. What is novel, she immediately answered. Or what is unusual.

Gorfinkel also pointed out a study done in 2018, published in Science by three MIT scholars, which found that falsehoods are 70% more likely to be retweeted on Twitter than truth. It also discovered that it took the truth about six times as long as falsehood to reach 1,500 people. This proves that falsehoods are simply alluring.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, what a concept! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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    But even if many of us know not to trust what uncle Bobby is saying about vaccines on his Facebook page (I hope), reading a scientific paper can be really challenging and time-consuming. "I think there are some websites that are fairly trusted," Gorfinkel said. "Medscape, for example, tries to bring information to people in their own language. It's not perfect, but it is available in German, Portuguese, Spanish, and French. Then there's WebMD, MedlinePlusDrugs.com. There's a whole bunch of these websites that are actually quite good."

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    For the so-called orphan conditions — diseases that are so rare, there isn't enough resources on them — Gorfinkel suggested Orpha.net.

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    Helen Haley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it was a polite way to inform you of their stupid. Makes it easier to avoid them.

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    If you are still concerned about the validity of a certain piece, you will probably have to inspect it yourself.

    What is to stop any doctor or professor from writing an opinion piece? Nothing, but this is where peer reviews come into play. "That's where other doctors and professors who have nothing to gain from what's published, look at the paper and say, 'Yes, this is actually true.' So look for things that are peer-reviewed, look for at least an editorial board. Again, that's a safeguard to prevent any one person's opinion from becoming a fact because peer reviews and editorial boards keep doctors in line in terms of making sure that what is said is accurate," Gorfinkel explained.

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    The sources that Gorfinkel mentioned earlier, like WebMD, publish some research studies that require huge funding. So looking at the funding source matters too — is there a conflict of interest?

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    Mandy Renn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to see the stats on babies with Alzheimer's.

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is such a pity because it is a technically very accomplished tattoo.

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    Of course, when a particular paper was written is important as well because, as Gorfinkel highlighted, what may have been relevant, say for COVID-19, even in 2020 is, for the most part, not relevant at all in 2021.

    Generally, when you notice medical information online, it's probably best to approach it with caution. "If there is a promise of a miracle cure, that should ring alarm bells big time," Gorfinkel said. "A lot of complex problems, including depression, anxiety, hair loss, acne; a lot of these problems are actually complicated, and they don't have one single solution. This is especially true when things promise very quick answers, and often at a price."

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    It's always a good idea to run these ideas by either your family doctor or a pharmacist before investing in them.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    really ? this has to be a troll , people are not this dumb are they?:?

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    Doctor Gorfinkel also added a very important piece of information: the United States and Canada do not monitor natural products. "Whether or not it's made in trusted countries, understand that they generally will fall under a separate category that does not have to fulfill the requirements of standard drugs."

    This can become a problem because there's really nothing to stop natura-ceuticals and that includes the entire vitamin industry and the mineral industry. "There is no one to police what's in that stuff. And for the most part, there's no one there to pull it off the shelves," Gorfinkel explained.

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    "Moreover, these products tend to be some of the highest profit margin products available in stores. Often, they're placed right next to the normal pharmacy so that people can 'self-medicate.' But much of that has no evidence base whatsoever."

    Because no one's watching, the potential for having these products adulterated with potentially toxic elements is very high. This is true for the probiotics industry as well as the prebiotics industry.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what do i get every year ? are they putting fresh trackers in my arm ? or magnets ?

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    "I don't think people realize what's happening," Gorfinkel said. "There was a study done in the United States where they went into Walmart, and pulled off natura-ceuticals just off the shelf, and found that there was no correlation between what was on the label and what was actually in the bottle."

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    When experts checked probiotics in Toronto (this was the Department of Family Practice at the St. Michael's Hospital), they just took 12 random things off the shelf, gave them to the microbiology lab, and found the same: no correlation between what was promised to be in the bottle and what was actually in the bottle.

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    "So if there are promises that sound too good to be true, bottom line, they probably are," Gorfinkel said. And this sadly applies to more than just online medical takes.

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    qwerty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright. I never liked PETA, to put it mildly. But I thought that even they would be above this udder bullshit.

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    qwerty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just imagine this person at the doctor. "Doctor, I have a problem." "Oh, what is it?" "I keep getting my period." "How often does it happen?" "Every month! Can you believe it?" "Ok. So, we're going to refer you to the psychiatric ward."

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    Chris Wade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this tweeted in 1860 or something? Cause, boy, have I got news for you, Andrea.

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    Helen Haley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do incels post everywhere, or is there just an alarming number of them?

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    qwerty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't just a scientific error. It's also a mathematical error.

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    qwerty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF?? I sincerely hope that she has never dated anyone.

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    Sonya Jersey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait until you find out that you can die from badly infected and untreated teeth

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure Flavius Petrus knows from experience ...

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    Eslamala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people should get sterilized as a favor to the rest of the world.

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    tiari
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least this one is not *completely* wrong. He is just wrong about the amount of water needed for that, there is no risk with your normal everyday amount.

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    Helen Haley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The transformed wife is an internet cancer.

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    Monday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish the vaccine could be sexually transmitted...would be so much easier to vaccinate more people with a limited supply.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WT absolute F? I feel sorry for her daughters having such a hateful, uninformed mother. And poor Taylor Swift, not that I think she would have seen this, but it reminds me of Ellen trying to shame her about her rumoured relationships, and wouldn’t take no for an answer.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah , no wonder people wont get the vaccine with these dumb tw@s out there

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    mulk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, because women have more DNA in common with princesses and unicorns

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    Helen Haley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope his business folds, or he's fired.

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    earringnut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an unpopular opinion because most people have a post dark ages level of education.

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    Sofie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have brown eyes which is a darker colour which is strong like espresso, which means that I'm never ever sick. Well, starting now.

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    qwerty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My face is sore. I keep slapping it.

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    earringnut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The higher the blood pressure, the closer to god.

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    Kateryna
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the bottle is just mostly empty.

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    earringnut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you Bad Medical Takes twitter. Mental health is important.

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    mulk
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I would recommend [the vaccine]. And I would recommend it to a lot of people that don’t want to get it, and a lot of those people voted for me, frankly.”, Donald Trump, march 2021

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    earringnut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that women don't go into shock during natural childbirth pretty much blows his theory out of the water.

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    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Statistics can be twisted only so much before they break...

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    Unwelcomed Guest
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally I would take a woman with a big brain over big boobs any day. Nothing sexier than a real conversation

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    Monday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does dying cure cancer? Cause if it does his baking soda treatments might work.

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    Eslamala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I can get rid of my paternal family's dna, let me know!

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    Penny Fan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I was a healthy 2 y/o boy until my parents gave me the smallpox vaccine and I became a slouching female

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    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A certain amount of diabetes is caused by poor diet or develops as a result of other chronic conditions, but "sorting out their issues" is not possible for people with Type I diabetes. Their pancreas just quit working out of the blue as a child, not as a result of too many donuts.

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    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lots a freaky 6'4 people about today

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    Valisbourne Spiritforge
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there raw chicken on a plate with scrambled eggs? Who eats raw chicken?!?

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    deathrose
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to empathize with the original poster, not the crazy coconut oil person. For a long time my mom and doctors thought I had ADHD but none of the medications worked for me. It wasn't until college that I was diagnosed with Aspergers. When I was a child it was believed that Aspergers and Austism were male exclusive disorders. It was even a struggle to get a diagnosis of ADHD back then. A lot of girls were hurt in this assumption.

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    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    except women have it too , small amounts but they have it

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    qwerty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there's no menopause ever, you need to see a doctor.

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    cybermerlin2000
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right ladies! Make him wear a suit in bed!

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    Lucifer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare you tell me not to fu....I mean "make love" to my chickens..?

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    JuJu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you become a chimera during pregnancy and you exchange some dna with your child via the placenta. But it doesn't change your so called race.

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    Lucifer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am looking for the word imbecile.

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    Saint Thomas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he's not wrong technically. He just forget to mention it's estimated the spanish flu killed around 5% of the global population at the time (1918). And for the black plague, the estimated number of death is around 25 millions in Europe, or between 30 and 50% ! of the population at the time (14th century)

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    Mary Veltri
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men and women get breast reduction all the time. They can't because they're trans? You suck

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    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jogging at 99 ? are you high ?

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    earringnut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seatbelts, airbags, so on and so forth.

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    Penny Fan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I've never had sex and no-one else should either"

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    LottieH
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you still be called vegan when you eat your own fingernails?

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plastic is generally bad, but for not this reason

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    Valisbourne Spiritforge
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee, they haven't been researching covid for years before this particular strain went global. But I'll bet this same person will eat candy without reading (or caring) what's in it.

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    Jayne Kyra
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna start lifting then. /s

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine if people used their brains instead of relying on twitter

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    Chris Wade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe plastic surgery and living a carefree life?

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *hands over yees* Make the stupid stop make the stupid stop make the stupid stop

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    earringnut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the names of the foot shapes, not the nationalities of the people who have them.

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    cybermerlin2000
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an art piece with someone saying they like it... what is wrong with that

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    JuJu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You either are a woman or a man. Woman have reproductive organs men don't. It's as simple as that."

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