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Traveling medicine shows and questionable or even harmful "medical remedies" may seem like a thing of the past, but there's plenty of its 21st-century iterations.
While MLM marketers are not promoting tonics of cocaine or opium, they are trying to convince people that essential oils will cure cancer.
Obvious pyramid-scheme nonsense aside, plenty of people on social media for some reason think of themselves as doctors and spread ignorance to whoever will listen. Just don't let all that BS seep into your brain. Instead, try to laugh at their ignorance; it can be quite funny!
Just scroll through the Twitter account Bad Medical Takes. It shares user-submitted screenshots of some of the most ridiculous misconceptions "online health professionals" have to offer. Here are some of them!
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Iggy 4 years ago
It has to be! Oh god. What if it isn't? These people can vote!
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wifeofweasley 4 years ago
Yeah... We should wait till we get home to start bleeding. We definitley control our period
JuJu 4 years ago
Yup. I trained so hard, I managed to never have my period when I'm on vacation or want to spend the weekend camping, on New Year's Eve, Christmas, my birthday...and then I woke up.
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iblowsheep 4 years ago
i would love to say, come on! No one is that stupid. Unfortunately, I have lived on this earth long enough to know that yes indeed there are many.
Julie Harden 4 years ago
Yes, because the BEST time for a teenage girl get her period is in school. FFS.
Lyn Moffett 4 years ago
Is that guy serious??? Great,,, now we have to control normal female bodily functions. Jeez I can't remember where I left my key to turn off my menstrual cycle!!!!! Twat
General practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D., told Bored Panda that social media and the Internet are not a one-size-fits-all. "On the one hand, it improves patient education and can improve public health. It brings people together who are in very wide apart places, so it overcomes geographical barriers... It's a tremendous educational tool for patients," Gorfinkel said.
Yes, it promotes awareness and encourages patient engagement, and it can provide quality information. But at the same time, people are searching online for the next big thing. "So what is more likely to be shared?", the doctor asked metaphorically. What is novel, she immediately answered. Or what is unusual.
Gorfinkel also pointed out a study done in 2018, published in Science by three MIT scholars, which found that falsehoods are 70% more likely to be retweeted on Twitter than truth. It also discovered that it took the truth about six times as long as falsehood to reach 1,500 people. This proves that falsehoods are simply alluring.
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#2
Chris Wade 4 years ago
She doesn't. She's clearly had some kind of head injury right before tweeting this.
Load More Replies... Paul K. Johnson 4 years ago
I don't get it.... I mean are there actually people out there who don't like blender babies?!?
Katie Fink 4 years ago
This is how you make baby oil. Didn't you know?!?!?
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Evil Little Thing 4 years ago
Babies have no bones so you're being redundant.
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Noel Benavente 4 years ago
when i was like 20 yo my sister's boyfriend at that time, maybe 25, told me that snakes didn't have skeleton and i went: man, haven't you seen a snake skeleton on science books or the tv? .. but this, babies not having bones... wow, i can't even imagine how a person can grow as an adult believing this... these people is incredible.
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I I 4 years ago
LMAO its so the can get a xray , since when do babies get born with out bones ?
JessG 4 years ago
This woman is obviously unwell. Either that or her baby was born without bones, lol
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Sonya Jersey 4 years ago
...and also, we could put this weak version of the virus into a syringe and inject it. That would be great. I'll collect my Nobel prize now thank you.
Julie C Rose 4 years ago
Or better still, we could just use the mRNA of the virus instead of the virus itself.
Hazel M 4 years ago
Yeah this vaccine idea sounds super sketchy, don't hear of any kids getting diseases after being injected with magnets and trackers. I'll stick with science XDXDXD
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Callista pierce 4 years ago
guess what Qaisar? NOBODY CARES. we all know its a scam so shut up.
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Hotdogking 4 years ago
What if instead of eating, we stick food in our mouths, chew it up, and have it go into our stomachs. Or, instead of sleeping, we could lie in bed and recharge our energy. I could go on
But even if many of us know not to trust what uncle Bobby is saying about vaccines on his Facebook page (I hope), reading a scientific paper can be really challenging and time-consuming. "I think there are some websites that are fairly trusted," Gorfinkel said. "Medscape, for example, tries to bring information to people in their own language. It's not perfect, but it is available in German, Portuguese, Spanish, and French. Then there's WebMD, MedlinePlus, Drugs.com. There's a whole bunch of these websites that are actually quite good."
For the so-called orphan conditions — diseases that are so rare, there isn't enough resources on them — Gorfinkel suggested Orpha.net.
#4
qwerty 4 years ago
What. The. Actual. F**k. This person needs to get their brain (assuming they have one) out of the 1700s and into the 2000s.
Yort 4 years ago
That’s really insulting to people of the 1700s, comparing him to them.
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sturmwesen 4 years ago
why should any virgin willingly have sex, if they can't be aroused? maybe the point his he can not arouse any woman and whishes there was a reason that is nit him being him?
Donna Beach 4 years ago
Because you are a virgin until you meet your husband, who is the only one who has the power to turn you on.
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Charlotte A. 4 years ago
Right. We have a special dial for getting turned "on" or "off" and our husbands only get the access code with the marriage certificate. 🤦♀️
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Nah, they'd track him down when he reincarnates as an anglerfish.
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RoseTheMad 4 years ago
I think the true fact of the matter is that no woman can experience sexual arousal around him...
#5
Helen Haley 4 years ago
At least it was a polite way to inform you of their stupid. Makes it easier to avoid them.
Wouldn't You Like to Know 4 years ago
I wish these people wore signs saying they are that stupid.
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Pepper DeVoe 4 years ago
My dad told his anti-vax co-workers every time he walks by a radio after getting his shot it turns to static. They all avoid him now. He is much happier.
Viviane 4 years ago
I shed some at work while making a sandwich. Now I know why everyone turned pale.
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MiriPanda 4 years ago
Now all I want to do is organizing all vaccinated people around their house, shaking like hell to shed all our 'genetic matter' into their gardens, so Stupid can't leave their house no more.
Silre 4 years ago
I'm gonna go rub my vaccinated hands all over their house
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Aunt Messy 4 years ago
See, and this is how you tell that it's time to cut these people out of your life forever.
If you are still concerned about the validity of a certain piece, you will probably have to inspect it yourself.
What is to stop any doctor or professor from writing an opinion piece? Nothing, but this is where peer reviews come into play. "That's where other doctors and professors who have nothing to gain from what's published, look at the paper and say, 'Yes, this is actually true.' So look for things that are peer-reviewed, look for at least an editorial board. Again, that's a safeguard to prevent any one person's opinion from becoming a fact because peer reviews and editorial boards keep doctors in line in terms of making sure that what is said is accurate," Gorfinkel explained.
The sources that Gorfinkel mentioned earlier, like WebMD, publish some research studies that require huge funding. So looking at the funding source matters too — is there a conflict of interest?
#6
UpupaEpops 4 years ago
I don't know about babies, but unfortunately, there is such a thing as 'childhood Alzheimer's'. It's absolutely soul-crushing. Obviously, completely unrelated to vaccines.
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... 4 years ago
Yes, my grandpa was vaccinated and boom! suddenly 80 years later he got Alzheimer's.
Justin Patel 4 years ago
Omg my great grandparents, too! In their early 90s! Damn vaccines.
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Penny Fan 4 years ago
Vaccines give your baby Down Syndrome?? Dear gods I've heard it all now.
Pepper DeVoe 4 years ago
Its truly sad and shocking how many people believe it
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People who believe this shouldn't procreate. They don't seem to be able to handle responsibility.
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
I know this will get me a minus but here goes. Down syndrome is a chromosomal abnormality. Baby's are born with it.. Alzheimer's disease is a chronic, organic mental disorder. you seem to have something non organic like IGNORANCE!
CalicoKitty 4 years ago
*Runs around the hospital with a syringe* GIVE ME YOUR CHROMOSOMES SO I CAN INJECT THEM INTO A BABY
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Tacos Are Tasty 4 years ago
Why aren't these kind of people the ones who can't breed? Instead, they seem to be the most fertile bastards! Makes no sense to me. These window lickers should've gone extinct years ago, yet they keep multiplying!!
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Kirsten Kerkhof 4 years ago
It is such a pity because it is a technically very accomplished tattoo.
H Edwards 4 years ago
I'm sure this was completely deliberate. He probably just thinks it looks cool, which it kinda does.
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Electric Mayhem 4 years ago
Too bad they didn't do the whole arm like a snake skeleton, with the hand being the head. That would have been amazing.
Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago
oh, just in case you didn't notice your spine moved again. guess where to, this time? YOUR ARM.
Of course, when a particular paper was written is important as well because, as Gorfinkel highlighted, what may have been relevant, say for COVID-19, even in 2020 is, for the most part, not relevant at all in 2021.
Generally, when you notice medical information online, it's probably best to approach it with caution. "If there is a promise of a miracle cure, that should ring alarm bells big time," Gorfinkel said. "A lot of complex problems, including depression, anxiety, hair loss, acne; a lot of these problems are actually complicated, and they don't have one single solution. This is especially true when things promise very quick answers, and often at a price."
It's always a good idea to run these ideas by either your family doctor or a pharmacist before investing in them.
#8
Dizzy Falcon 4 years ago
Then why the hell do women have them? WHAT IS THAT LIQUID FOR? WE DIDNT HAVE FORMULA IN FRIGGIN 5000 BC
Xylle Flora 4 years ago
"Milk comes from cows, not like nearly every mammal produces milk to feed their young"
Christopher Walkies 4 years ago
'You can milk anything with nipples' 'I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?' - Meet The Parents
not your average weirdo 4 years ago
guess where milk comes out of the cow? that's right, their bodies.
#9
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago (edited)
And don't forget if we get on new fangled things like trains, our uteruses fly right out of our bodies. Also apparent they can wander round the body, so make sure your uterus isn't in ur armpit if you are planning kids y'all!
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Justin Patel 4 years ago
Hey baby, I can make your uterus shake ;-) My new pickup line if I was single (and wanted to stay single lol)
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Gareth Graham 4 years ago
No. When they're laughing, they have their eyes shut. That really helps us out
Justin Patel 4 years ago
Yes. Helps me a lot. But then I open my mouth and they remember all of my unattractiveness
Load More Replies... Sofie 4 years ago
Yeah, and my ovaries are like maracas when I listen to love songs a la Ed Sheeran
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
😂 that gave me the funniest mental picture of a person carefully dancing so as to keep her ovarymaracas sound effects in time to the music, thank you for making me laugh!
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LavenderAxolotl 3 years ago
Thank you! It's unbelievably full of misinformation
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Tiny Dog 4 years ago
Is that similar to the “Wandering Uterus Syndrome” that used to be blamed for all female problems?
Yort 4 years ago
Or like how women weren’t allowed to ride horses in case their uterus fell out? Wait, maybe that’s what you’re talking about.
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Doctor Gorfinkel also added a very important piece of information: the United States and Canada do not monitor natural products. "Whether or not it's made in trusted countries, understand that they generally will fall under a separate category that does not have to fulfill the requirements of standard drugs."
This can become a problem because there's really nothing to stop natura-ceuticals and that includes the entire vitamin industry and the mineral industry. "There is no one to police what's in that stuff. And for the most part, there's no one there to pull it off the shelves," Gorfinkel explained.
"Moreover, these products tend to be some of the highest profit margin products available in stores. Often, they're placed right next to the normal pharmacy so that people can 'self-medicate.' But much of that has no evidence base whatsoever."
Because no one's watching, the potential for having these products adulterated with potentially toxic elements is very high. This is true for the probiotics industry as well as the prebiotics industry.
#10
SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago
And thank goodness ticks cannot attach themselves to your clothing and then slowly crawl to the skin...Oh, wait... Fun fact, when ticks await their "victim" it's called questing :D
Max 4 years ago
My dog is a whippet/JRT lurcher, and if she gets ticks whilst running through the grass, then a human certainly can.
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
Tell this Stupid SOB that ticks are just where he runs they don't run after you. Mr. marathon runner run into a library.
Lyn Moffett 4 years ago
Sigh honestly I think these people are only writing these things for a reaction. NOBODY ,,,, well except for the idiots posing these questions,,,, can be that stupid
#11
I I 4 years ago
what do i get every year ? are they putting fresh trackers in my arm ? or magnets ?
Mr Red 4 years ago
Trackers have to be renewed every year because batteries run out
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Tiny Dog 4 years ago
They can’t make 1 for the flu. Because there are so many different strains, they have to create new versions every year. Just making the 1 will not offer sufficient protection.
Something 4 years ago
This is still being researched. Currently the vaccines are strain specific, but in the future we might all get chimeric hemagglutinin-based vaccines that protect against all the strains.
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Lyn Moffett 4 years ago
Please ,, would someone please tell me exactly what goes through these peoples heads. The wind must blow 100mph between their frigging ears cos there's DEFINITELY nothing there to stop it. Puts a new slant on the version air head.
Guðrún Sveinsdóttir 4 years ago
Stop asking just because you had a weird lsd trip and wanted to share.
Robert Hughes 4 years ago
Vaccines tale forever to make. The Covid one was kinda rushed ngl. I got it though and I feel safe. Im not an anti vaccer I swear.
"I don't think people realize what's happening," Gorfinkel said. "There was a study done in the United States where they went into Walmart, and pulled off natura-ceuticals just off the shelf, and found that there was no correlation between what was on the label and what was actually in the bottle."
When experts checked probiotics in Toronto (this was the Department of Family Practice at the St. Michael's Hospital), they just took 12 random things off the shelf, gave them to the microbiology lab, and found the same: no correlation between what was promised to be in the bottle and what was actually in the bottle.
"So if there are promises that sound too good to be true, bottom line, they probably are," Gorfinkel said. And this sadly applies to more than just online medical takes.
#12
qwerty 4 years ago
Alright. I never liked PETA, to put it mildly. But I thought that even they would be above this udder bullshit.
Carson Casper 4 years ago
I am autistic, and this is so incredibly offensive I cannot even express it.
Me Potter 4 years ago (edited)
Me too, the milk thing is just stupid, the antivaxx argument is a lot worse - do parents really rather want their kids to die than for them to be autistic?
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Monday 4 years ago
I'm convinced PETA's main goal is to bash veganism so nobody will take it seriously and that they are run by key members of the meat industry.
tiari 4 years ago
I sometimes get the feeling that PETA is run by the farmer‘s lobby just so people start to hate and ridicule animal right activists and such…
Eslamala 4 years ago
No, they are just that stupid. All extremists are. We see it everyday in politics, religion and even sports... When people become fanatics, they just stop thinking!
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James016 4 years ago
Yes he is autistic and PETA can find a long abandoned tunnel and seal themselves in.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
It'd be better if they were in a very frequently used tunnel.
Load More Replies... RoseTheMad 4 years ago
I'm lactose intolerant and as a baby/child didn't have real milk whatsoever (I do occasionally as an adult though, because yay for pills to help me digest it) and I'm autistic (aspergers) so pretty safe to say I didn't get my autism from dairy products. Stfu peta.
Claire 4 years ago
I say this whenever PETA comes up, but please remember that PETA doesn't represent all vegans! They are the vocal minority that's giving us a bad reputation.
qwerty 4 years ago
I know. In my mind there are types of vegans- the crazy batshit type, which PETA belongs in and is also a minority. There's also the vegans who don't eat animal products out of their own moral obligations and allow those who aren't vegan to eat animal products, which is the majority.
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Ray Martin 4 years ago
Mine are the same length. Does this mean I'm a hermaphrodite? Cool, that explains why I'm always being told to go f**k myself.
Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago
Their does seem to be a lot of us tonight who have ploughed through life thinking they are female only to find out via Tick Tock, we really are male. I had better inform my daughter. she was born to a man
Load More Replies... MiriPanda 4 years ago
So in reverse that means all men around me are genetic females, because none of them has a ring finger longer than their pointer finger 🤔?
debrina blackmoon 4 years ago (edited)
Well, yeah...so I must inform my husband, now. Cool trick making kids!
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qwerty 4 years ago
I can just imagine this person at the doctor. "Doctor, I have a problem." "Oh, what is it?" "I keep getting my period." "How often does it happen?" "Every month! Can you believe it?" "Ok. So, we're going to refer you to the psychiatric ward."
Vic 4 years ago
I thought having more than one period in a sentence was not normal.
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Yvonne Blau 4 years ago
Well at least that stops the bleeding and makes them normal for about 9 months
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Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Having a period every month is quite normal. If you're not having it, you may want to get a doctor's appointment. And, FYI, it's not hemorrhaging. It's sloughing. *sigh* I give up
Jo Johannsen 4 years ago
And it's been going on for thousands of years? Nope, not normal at all. **sigh**
Fluffy Griffin 4 years ago
Since this is a vegan site, I'm assuming most of the vegans this person has gotten their facts from are nutrient deficient and that's why their bodies have stopped/reduced periods.
#15
Chris Wade 4 years ago
Was this tweeted in 1860 or something? Cause, boy, have I got news for you, Andrea.
mcborge1 4 years ago (edited)
Yeah it's an imbalance of the four humours that causes disease, everyone knows that./s
Tiny Dog 4 years ago
She’s probably suffering from Female Hysteria. She just needs a pelvic massage until she has a hysterical paroxysm. That should take care of it.
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If I could I would live under water 4 years ago
She spelled "vaccines don't cause autism" wrong.
Jon Steensen 4 years ago
A more correct statement would be: "Not all germs causes disease". There is a lot of them living in our guts which is harmless or actually beneficial to the digestive system. But some of them causes diseases and some of those diseases are quite nasty.
Carrie DeHaven 4 years ago
Not all germs cause disease and germs don't cause all disease.
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JessG 4 years ago
Obviously disease demons. Don't let them in your house and you'll be fine
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Easily Excitable Panda 4 years ago
Everyone knows disease is caused by foul-smelling air and people from [insert racism here].
#16
ALonelyPanda 4 years ago (edited)
and an actually f*cking brain unlike mr. money officer
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Monika Rhodes 4 years ago
Ok. Not want to believe it- your stupid choice but to be this rude? Disgusting.
Scagsy 4 years ago
Insensitive, ignorant, idiotic imbecile! (Couldn't think of any more 'I's.)
K Witmer 4 years ago
I was told this too when my aunt passed away. A women on Instagram that had in her bio that's she's a bringer of love light peace and open mindedness said my aunt passed away from an underlying health condition and not covid.
#17
Helen Haley 4 years ago
Do incels post everywhere, or is there just an alarming number of them?
Ozacoter 4 years ago
Between incels and mgtow there is an alarming number of extreme misogyns around.
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Helena Houzarová 4 years ago
"post mortem" :D Well, if the mother is dead (post mortem = after death), the nurses are right to take the baby away. A dead woman isn't going to look after a newborn.
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
So when I cried with happiness and hugged my grubby wee newborn, not caring that he promptly weed on me during our first ever cuddle, all that love and happiness was just lies? Dammit my body be making fake news /s
Viviane 4 years ago
Sure, but did you know someone called Chad or Tyrone?
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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
Natal is my guess at what he meant. His thinking is mortem though (morbid)
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Penny Fan 4 years ago
Makes you wonder how babies survived centuries ago. And were Chaddeus and Tyronicus around then?
Holes2Heaven 4 years ago
Obviously never had a baby! The baby is NOT taken away you numb idiot. Please don't procreate...the world doesn't need more stupid
Catlady6000 4 years ago
And if it is, it's because there are serious concerns for baby or mom or both
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cassiushumanmother 4 years ago
Tell that to my full of chocolates jowls^^ "i sffear i'm nof a hamfffster"
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LittleMissLotus 4 years ago
I've seen this dumbass around before. He's pretty much a fedora with a social media presence.
Dre Mosley 4 years ago
His use of "Chad" and "Tyrone" is a dead give away. That's Incel slang.
Melanie Burlock 4 years ago
The incels aren’t aware that USA is one of the only countries that remove the babies and put them all in a room together. Everywhere else it’s like, “Here’s your baby! Start breastfeeding! Bye!” and mom and dad are on their own with the baby.
#18
chi-wei shen 4 years ago
From Monday to Friday I give 20% at my office which makes me an exceptional employee who gives 100% every week.
Id row 4 years ago
What's up with how confident stupid people are? It's like the dumber they are, the more confident and belligerent they are.
Bored Batgirl 4 years ago
That would be the Dunning-Kruger effect on full display for us.
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Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago
They may be right for all of the men I see walking out of a Men's room without washing their hands. It's one reason I won't go to a self-serve buffet anymore. Take a dump, walk out, grab tongs for food? NOPE!
#19
Hans 4 years ago
Promoting domestic violence also does not sound like a good cause...
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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
Damnit when will women wake up and stop normalising hitting guys! Its not comedy. Its not funny. Its abuse and they all are a walking nightmare of harm
RandomBeing 4 years ago
Ikr?? Same with guys. It's not okay to normalize any form of abuse. That being said I don't believe that's okay myself nor know anybody personally who does (I think) My school has done a pretty good job on abuse education.
Load More Replies... tiari 4 years ago
Somehow it’s reassuring to see that there is not only bad women’s anatomy out there… How on earth do these people come up with these ideas?
Elena Ktmr 4 years ago
Once I have read in a tabloid paper that some woman was weighing her man's balls to check if he was cheating her. Jesus, they are plenty of them out there!
Ria C. 4 years ago (edited)
I had an acquaintances wife who would "weight" his testicles in a tub full of water to see if they floated (=empty in her mind) to see if he was cheating. I wish I was kidding!!
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SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago
Everything about you screams stupid. Your looks, your screen name, your speech / writing pattern...I am even questioning the amount of experience you have with male reproductive organs. But you do you, or however your kind speaks..
Bob Belcher 4 years ago
Her sole justification is that her man's balls should be full until she pleasures him. If they're deflated she thinks it's because he's cheating. Her own logic is flawed because there's this thing called masterbation.
#20
Sonya Jersey 4 years ago
wait until you find out that you can die from badly infected and untreated teeth
RoseTheMad 4 years ago (edited)
Also it was proven that the UK actually has healthier teeth than the US soo... Our dental care isn't always free, it depends on factors, but it's still affordable.
Deborah B 4 years ago
Actually, you can get NHS dental care in the UK. Everyone is entitled to it, but it's not free, just cheaper than private. if you are on benefits, it's free.
Cold Contagious 4 years ago
If you're in the US, on benefits/medicaid assistance, the government only started paying for teeth removal about 4 years ago and still now they will pull them out but will not do anything to help you replace them in any way, for anyone over the age of 18. They will pull them all and leave you toothless. Which doesn't make your health outlook much better considering the choices of foods you are left with if you end up toothless. Currently happening with a family member. Also you're entitled to transport under medicaid but if you're having a sedated procedure, you have to have someone with you or they won't transport you. Which leaves you needing private transportation but you're in the same boat, cause if you had someone to go with you to begin with you wouldn't need transport. Smdh, it's a lot.
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Chris Thomas 4 years ago
For the first year of the NHS it was (along with prescription glasses & prescriptions regardless of age) but they had underestimated how many people went without much needed medical treatments leading up to it's implementation and the government were forced to cut some services (because raising taxes is scary) but 'free' dental care is available to those that absolutely need it and don't have the finances.
Cold Contagious 4 years ago
Same in US for glasses. Medicaid will pay for a eye exam but doesn't pay anything towards glasses or contacts for anyone over the age of 18.
Load More Replies... Kira Okah 4 years ago (edited)
NHS covers dental. Hospitals have emergency dental units, and NHS dentists exist. I'm with one, across town, amazing people and all covered.
Shoddy 4 years ago
You still have to pay for it. Dental treatment is not free.
Load More Replies... Carson Casper 4 years ago
Not gonna lie, this still sounds absolutely amazing. The fact that you have to pay to NOT die in a freak accident makes the US look like a third world country. I'll take the free life-saving surgery!!!!!!
kjorn 4 years ago
you wonder why people has bad teeth? that's why. teeths should be include. it's f*****g expensive. i brush my teeth and even used dental floss. i don't get cavities... but i have 2 cracks in my teeth and no money to fix it. i live with the pain until next year where i hope to have money to fix it.
Vicky Z 4 years ago
Actually i don't get why dental care is not included! In my country also is not free and we have free healthcare! So it seems like the governments don't consider it a medical issue even though you can get a lot of problems from the teeth
Load More Replies... Ozacoter 4 years ago
Same in spain. There are public dentists but they are so little that is basically impossible to get an appointment. Also why vision is never covered by the social care? I need my glasses for everything. I cant even read without them and I am suposed to be blind "with distance".
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Marek Yanchurak 4 years ago
He's a virgin and doesn't menstruate. Q. E. D.
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Helen Haley 4 years ago
Is it me or are incels getting really really bad health and anatomy lessons?
Agnes Jekyll 4 years ago
maybe hate breeds ignorance? (or perhaps ignorance breeds hate)
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Dre Mosley 4 years ago
So when your 12 year old daughter has her first period, that means she's probably had sex before? Come on, Flavius!
Lex 3 years ago
Yeah, I guess that's his thinking. I guess I need to interrogate my body on why it started menstruation at 11, and still does it even though I'm not sexually active. 🙄
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That_WeirdBunBun! 4 years ago
I’m a virgin, and I do! So… either this person’s an eejit or something is wrong with me. (Eejit means idiot ;D)
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
I'm not sure if I should more go into my role of Raven the vampire or just me...Raven the vampire is most definitely not a virgin, whereas Raven the human is definitely a virgin. I've never even kissed anyone.
Load More Replies... Mary Veltri 4 years ago
Didn't we have to take health class to graduate. Guess we know these guys were poop students
Emperor Kitten 4 years ago
Well, hes never menstruated. Def a virgin. Its circumstantial evidence, but checks out.
Llama_flower93 4 years ago
How can a man post this like it's some big conspiracy that every single woman on earth is a part of and now he knows better. It's hilarious.
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Helmut Kok 4 years ago (edited)
more tv preacher level - Okay kind of the same
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MAnahP 4 years ago
As a Christian I am embarrassed by some things that have been said in the name of God. My favourite that has been said to me a lot is "How can you be a Christian and a Scientist".
Pamela Blue 4 years ago
I know right? They don't seem to get that science is simply trying to figure out how God did it. LOL! And yes, these people who are using the bible for their own nefarious ends have pobably never even read it!
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Truth Monster 4 years ago
The bible was never intended to be a medical book. While some maladies may have a spiritual component, that doesn't mean you shouldn't listen to doctors, science and common sense. Your diet is not going to cure cancer. It can, and science bears this out, help prevent cancers, but once you have it, you really need a doctor and treatment.
Catlady6000 4 years ago
As someone who has deep faith in the Bible, this is absolutely disgusting. And why so many people do not believe the Bible is in any way useful or reasonable. Makes me want to scream
Madzdad the bard 4 years ago
While I certainly believe in the power of prayer, I also believe that God created science, doctors, modern medicine and research to find cures and treatments for these diseases.
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Samantha Lomb 4 years ago
She already has a kid. It is too late. And putting a kid that young on a vegan diet can be quite dangerous
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RoseTheMad 4 years ago
I don't care if someone is vegan, my sister is. But if you're trying to force veganism on anyone else, f**k you. Especially if that "someone else" is a child or a pet.
Adam C 4 years ago (edited)
What's wrong with you hippies? A couple was giving their kid "Love and hugs" instead of food. The kid almost died.
Fred Van Der Zee 4 years ago
My daughter is vegan, when she goes outside she covers herself in sunscreen that will block out nuclear radiation but she still gets sun-burnt.
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
I'm a vegan, I use sunscreen , to prevent one of the worst cancers you can get so can your baby. Eslamala hit the nail on the head
Carson Casper 4 years ago
"vegans don't need sunscreen". Dear god, save this baby...and ROAST the mother
Dean Armstrong 2 years ago
There's a tree somewhere that has provided you oxygen your whole life. You should find this tree and apologize!
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tiari 4 years ago (edited)
Well, at least this one is not *completely* wrong. He is just wrong about the amount of water needed for that, there is no risk with your normal everyday amount.
Joris Rombouts 4 years ago
Biochemist here. The writer of the twitter post was just wrong.. Osmosis happens when two parts are separated by a semi-permeable membrane. One part has a high concentration of solubles, the other a low concentration.Minerals / proteins / sugars are solubles in higher concentration in the cell.. The cell membrane allows only water to move. It means water will move to the cell where the solubles are higher in concentration. So minerals do not move at all during osmosis. Obviously our body can actively get minerals inside. Other stuff though. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK21607/def-item/A7699/
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Miriam L 4 years ago
As my brother likes to say, way too bleeping often, "I use large words in my sentences to make me sound more photosynthesis." Whoever taught him that joke... Well, they picked a good target
Load More Replies... SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago
"And I’m thinking you weren’t burdened with an overabundance of schooling.."
Charlotte Yu 4 years ago
hyponatremia, which is what I assume this person is talking about, only occurs when you drink way to much water. What happens is you sodium levels become deathly low and you will then need an IV/saline drip. Drink lot's of water kids, but of course do it in moderation.
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Kristin Ingersoll 4 years ago
She's an absolute horror show. I keep hoping it's a satire account. But sadly, I don't think it is.
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SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago
Humans breathe air, which is mostly Nitrogen (~80%), about ~20% Oxygen and small amounts of other gases. A part of me wants to watch her breathe Oxygen though...
Nathan Pogorzala 4 years ago
no, lady, i did not know that because my skull is not filled with excrement.
Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago
Did you know an over-exposure to Karens can cause much brain deficiency?
Julie Harden 4 years ago
Which is why every doctor and nurse has lung cancer, right? Did I get it right?
Edison Michael 4 years ago (edited)
In that case, I have an easy fix for you, The Transformed Wife: quit making your masks out of asbestos.
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Monday 4 years ago
I wish the vaccine could be sexually transmitted...would be so much easier to vaccinate more people with a limited supply.
Carson Casper 4 years ago
Lmao so what I'm hearing is, according to Chad here, all we have to do is f*ck the Karens to get herd immunity........yeah, I'd rather live in the pandemic for the rest of time
Glirpy 4 years ago
LOL: "I could vaccinate you quicker than you actually getting the shot."
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Anyone-for-tea? 4 years ago
WT absolute F? I feel sorry for her daughters having such a hateful, uninformed mother. And poor Taylor Swift, not that I think she would have seen this, but it reminds me of Ellen trying to shame her about her rumoured relationships, and wouldn’t take no for an answer.
UpupaEpops 4 years ago
Better yet, your mother discussing the shape of your vulva online... Can you imagine your friends seeing this?
Load More Replies... Penny Fan 4 years ago
Look, labia come in as many different sizes/shapes/colours as there are people. And they are not affected by the amount of c***s entertained.
Momma Jess 4 years ago
Genetics...it's called genetics... THAT'S what determines the design of a woman's vag. This woman is disturbed
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Dre Mosley 4 years ago
Sigh. The appearance of the labia/vulva isn't determined by how much or how little sex a woman is having. A complete virgin could look like the left. I'm truly shocked that that post came from a female.
Mandy Renn 4 years ago
Well that's put me off eating for a while. This is screwed on so many levels I don't even know where to start.
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Fred Van Der Zee 4 years ago
Well, technically she is right, the government doesn't tell you.. because it is utter nonsense.
Noel Benavente 4 years ago
along with flat earthers, which in many cases are the same...
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I am more concerned with what's behind their handle nursefortruth...
Joey Marlin 4 years ago
NURSE - acronym for Not Using Real Scientific Evidence.
Load More Replies... Eslamala 4 years ago
One of my facebook contacts posted this the other day. She has two kids. I fear for them
Monday 4 years ago
Let's hope they inherited the recessive intelligence genes she clearly doesn't display.
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No. 4 years ago
1. almost correct- socialising does help avoid things like depression and just general anxiety which would possibly very slightly dampen immune responses. 2. it reaches out like a few nanometres. 3. bacteria are not our immune system but GOOD bacteria does help do a lot of other things in the body and NEUTRAL bacteria blocks out bad bacteria. 4. there are no toxins that build up in the body that dont get excreted almost immediately except cholesterol and viruses do not do anything good in the body. 5. some diseases can only be spread by blood or 'the thing', but many, like covid, are airborne or spread by bodily fluids
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#30
Cain Hargreaves 4 years ago
I happen to share 75% of my DNA with magical sugar fairies~
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mcborge1 4 years ago
As a man I feel insulted by this statement, i'm also eating a banana which doesn't help any.
Barbara 3 years ago
We share DNA with bananas(not a lot)...Enjoy the banana,though :)
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Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Then how come only woman fossils were found on COMMIE Venus???? /s
Load More Replies... Krank Jorum 4 years ago
Well, it depends on how you measure this. Humans have 99% of their DNA in common with chimps. We have 2x23 = 46 chromosomes. But, every male genome will always differ from any female genome in at least one chromosome. Crudely this is: 1/46 = 2%. Which is more than the 1% difference between humans and chimps. Now, I'm sure we can't calculate genes and genomes this way and my calculation is surely NO SCIENCE.
Eric Mesh 4 years ago
This can actually argued as true, but it requires some liberities in means of genetics calculations of homology. Or how you calculate "DNA" human males have approximate 6.27 billion base pairs (gbp) across their 44XY chromosomes while human females have approx. 6.37 gbp across their 44XX chromosomes. Therefore human males have 1.57% less diploid genetic material than their same species female counterparts ( not including mitochondrial sequences I believe) this due to the very short Y chromosome (57.23 mbp vs a duplicated X chromosome of 156 mbp. According to 2005 publication, "Single-nucleotide substitutions occur at a mean rate of 1.23% between copies of the human and chimpanzee genome, with 1.06% or less corresponding to fixed divergence between the species. "
Eric Mesh 4 years ago
There are also other insertions, deletions and genetic sequence variability, but as far as pure homology scores of sequence alignments, this is true.
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JustABoredwing 4 years ago
No, men and women have more DNA in common. All humans do share 90.2% of their DNA with a cat though.
Pepper DeVoe 4 years ago
You just insulted my cat. He may never forgive you
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Kristin Ingersoll 4 years ago
I wouldn't want someone this stupid sticking me with needles ton create a permanent mark on my skin. Hells no. Thanks for advertising!
Chris Thomas 4 years ago
There's a joke to be made about a tatooist being afraid of needles but I'm sleepy.
PandaMonium 4 years ago
Well this is an efficient way to A) learn he's an idiot and B) never have to see him again
Mangelo Il Fumatori 4 years ago
It'd be funny if it weren't so sad that so many folks agree with this imbecile.
Lyn Moffett 4 years ago
This would make me wonder IF he even sterilises his equipment before tattooing someone else
SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago
The sad thing is that his business will most probably keep going (because of the many anti-vaxxers out there)...
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earringnut 4 years ago
It's an unpopular opinion because most people have a post dark ages level of education.
KatKaleen 4 years ago
And even then, most of them would not have been considered "sins", but rather demonic posession.
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Monday 4 years ago
Used to be actually. Despair used to be one of the deadly sins, though I don't remember what religion or culture it was from.
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Karl Baxter 4 years ago
I suppose this idiot also believes that disability is another form of divine retribution? Some disgraceful people in this world.
Pamela Blue 4 years ago
I'm getting the impression that NO-ONE actually reads what the bible says any more. I see so many glaring errors about scripture that it makes my heart ache.
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I really should have paid more attention in Bible class in primary school; I don’t remember any sins resembling anxiety disorders.
Wouldn't You Like to Know 4 years ago
Your brand of Christianity is distorted, graceless and bigoted.
Llama_flower93 4 years ago
This is very harmful for people who have disorders. Plus everyone sins everyday. It's dumb to act like you don't. What does it say in the Bible again? "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?"
Elena Ktmr 4 years ago (edited)
So sins must have a really good PR to pass as disorders! smart!
#33
Martz Migraña 4 years ago (edited)
Plus without kidneys you get a better waistline, like a Fit influencer 😎
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Ryan-James O'Driscoll 4 years ago (edited)
Considering that not peeing at all is impossible, I'm gonna go ahead and assume this guy drinks his own urine...
SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago
I'm telling you the more I think about it the more confused I get.....
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Sofie 4 years ago
I have brown eyes which is a darker colour which is strong like espresso, which means that I'm never ever sick. Well, starting now.
sirfryingpan 4 years ago
this is worse than Astrology. "Hey there chad, I think you hot and i would... wait, your eyes fibers are far apart, im sorry but i cant do this"
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
The eyes don't have it. All blue eyes aren't the same blue, brown eyes are not the same color brown! You people have to make this up!
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Roxy Eastland 4 years ago
I'm presuming they mean on any given day. So for a 25 year old their chances of dying is 0.03%. If that was increased by 7% that would be 7% of 0.3% (it's got to be 7% *of* something) which is 0.0021%, meaning that person's chance of dying from after eating half an egg has shifted from 0.03% to 0.051%. I think most people could handle that increase in risk.
Load More Replies... Jo Johannsen 4 years ago
Yep, and being born is a long-term illness that ALWAYS 100% ends in death.
qwerty 4 years ago
Sad how common it is. I hope that all the people who have been born overcome it eventually.
Load More Replies... cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
I find the people most at risk of death are the ones who are alive
Raoul L'artiste 4 years ago
Well, too late now. Dang parents, gave me an egg to eat when I was still a child.
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Not Pictured: Blaming said egg death on the gay vaccines made by the jewish commie muslamics who should go back to syria.
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cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
"Oh really? Let's take a look" *Slaps qwertys face* "Ah yes! I see the problem. You have a face. That's going to have to come off"
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Seabeast 4 years ago
Right, because people born with type one diabetes can just cure it by starving to death.
J. F. 4 years ago (edited)
Death is the most effective cure from any illness, technically
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Terry Tobias 4 years ago
My sister is a Type I Diabetic and when we were kids, every winter when she was sick with the flu, she'd practically go into a coma because she couldn't keep her food down. Her sugar would get messed up and she'd have to be hospitalized. This was before all the meters and things that are available now. I don't appreciate this idiot.
SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago (edited)
Hey Jon, may you never have to witness what death from diabetes looks like. Or come to think of it - may you have to witness it!
Julie C Rose 4 years ago
Every OECD country except the US has figured it out.
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Helen Haley 4 years ago
Layers of stupid. This is being raised in a stupid stew and then failed by the school system.
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Brian Bennett 4 years ago
A Doctor you ain't! Granted low oxygen levels can cause problems but not from wearing masks. If you really went to med school you would know that a mask cannot lower oxygen levels. I assume you checked their levels with an oxyhemoglobinometer
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Rachel Peterson 4 years ago (edited)
... as she snorts coffee out of her nose with uncontrolled laughter...
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Brian Bennett 4 years ago
Well then I hope yours is 240/190. That would make you soooooooooooo healthy!
Guðrún Sveinsdóttir 4 years ago
Yes I'm blessed with the ability to pass out were ever I go. So nice to have that reassurance.
RandomBeing 4 years ago
Well shoot with my blood pressure I may as well be in hell. Especially in the mornings and when I stand up.
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cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
They probably ate it becase "It'S Not FOod sO It hAS nO CaLorIEs"
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Vetus Vespertilio 4 years ago
Broken cookies have no calories. Neither does ice cream eaten in the dark.
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Lord Ponsonby 4 years ago
What a beautifully equalitarian society the internet is, where anyone is free to be an expert.
#41
Penny Fan 4 years ago
Really? I thought it was a Constitutional Republic. Like some other place, can't remember the name of it, big place out west somewhere.
ChinmayGhule 4 years ago
I've been living in India since birth for 25 years, and I still didn't know this.
Karl Baxter 4 years ago
India is much closer to the US in terms of its free market capitalism and its associated extreme wealth/poverty
4 years ago
But India follows the caste system which is why there are such extremities and less room for change.
Load More Replies... Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
Yes, they are missing the instructions and several key parts from when their brain was assembled by nurses from the leftover blender babies. You are fine though ^-^
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Lord Ponsonby 4 years ago
Brilliant.... just a drip in the bottom of the bottle
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Osgood_7 4 years ago
I think/hope this is a chemistry joke - water is H2O, hydrogen peroxide is H2O2, which has 100% more oxygen atoms
Glenn Zoontjens 4 years ago
But a 100x more oxygen would make this 50Vol H2O2- not sure you can get it that concentrated and if you could you certainly wouldn't want it anywhere near your body as even 6% (20Vol) is mildly corrosive
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Mosheh Wolf 4 years ago
I am pretty sure that the Bad Medical Take is the ad, not the tweet (since there is no medical benefit for higher levels of oxygen dissolved in water). The tweet, as Osgood_7 points out, is clearly a chemistry joke.
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
Probably its has holes in it! carbonation does not mean it has increased oxygen content!
#43
Unwelcomed Guest 4 years ago
Yes he is correct having a small amount of anxiety is normal however like with everything thing in this world too much can become debilitating
Nathan Pogorzala 4 years ago
I see where this guy is coming from. Fight or flight response and that kind of thing but i think he is mistaking situational anxiety with anxiety disorder. I don't agree with him. He is just trying to be a tough guy.
M O'Connell 4 years ago
Situational anxiety is completely normal, and experienced by everyone. If we didn't experience situational anxiety, that itself would probably be its own mental disorder. Likely one that would lead to excessive risk-taking.
Load More Replies... wifeofweasley 4 years ago
So it's normal that I can't order food at a restaurant because of severe anxiety?
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
gotta watch out for them arm-sized death shrimps
Load More Replies... Chaotic-Pansexual-Gemini 4 years ago
Glad to know everyone else also has anxiety so bad it’s near crippling. We’re all in the same boat!
Lila Wells 4 years ago
Tell that to my suicidal brother who has bipolar depression. Yes, his anxiety IS a sickness
KC Lancaster 4 years ago
Please tell him for me, as a fellow bipolar(2) with suicidal intent as a teen, that things get MUCH better with therapy and medication. Your evident affection and support for him will help him greatly. 30+ years later, I'm happily married, with love from family and friends that may not understand the struggle, but are there for me when I need them. Hugs to you both!!!
Load More Replies... Something 4 years ago
"You think I don’t have anxiety? I have anxiety all the time. Every waking moment of my life is sheer torture. I have land disputes I’ve got to settle and idiot cousins to protect. And ne’er- do- well siblings to take care of. But I don’t need some stupid pill to get me through all this.""
#44
mulk 4 years ago (edited)
“I would recommend [the vaccine]. And I would recommend it to a lot of people that don’t want to get it, and a lot of those people voted for me, frankly.”, Donald Trump, march 2021
Tracy Costa 4 years ago
You know what pisses off the libtards? Licking sidewalks. My little snowflake soul would cry tears of pure entitlement if I were to see one of these unvaccinated patriots licking the sidewalk. Please don't do it. It would make me weep into my avocado toast.
Nathan Pogorzala 4 years ago
it is a mystery juice for anyone who is not a pharmacological chemist. The difference is that this guy is a dipshit.
John Baker 4 years ago
Tell the morons it'll make the liberals happy when they die because they didn't get vaccinated. They'll trip over themselves to get to the nearest clinic.
Dre Mosley 4 years ago
That's what it's all about for many on the Right. As long as it makes "The Libs" mad, it's a good thing.
CP 4 years ago
Unfortunately it could end up affecting the people that get the vaccine.
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earringnut 4 years ago
The fact that women don't go into shock during natural childbirth pretty much blows his theory out of the water.
BAN CAPITAL LETTERS 4 years ago
I think this is how patriarchy started. When society was more physical based men had more power because on average men are biologically stronger than women. But now that we live in a society where physical strength is less important, it's dumb that men are more "important".
Load More Replies... Monday 4 years ago
Obviously because we get so jealous of the male superiority and it builds and festers inside us until one day we snap and murder our husbands. In their sleep of course since our lower body muscle mass and inferior bones and ligaments won't let us do it while they're awake.
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Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Dear incels: This will not help you get a girl. Oh, and muscle mass ain't everything. Grow a human inside you and eject it without dying, then talk about superiority!
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
Oh yeah. You're a good human, Leo. I like you.
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Commander OwO 4 years ago
Did they just grab some random dude and decide "yup, this is how all men look like."
Question everything 4 years ago
According to this picture men have no penises or testicles. Go figure.
Load More Replies... Karl Baxter 4 years ago
The site this is from is extremely creepy - advocating all manner of mental and physical abuse and using cheery picked biblical quotes to justify it. Mad as a box of frogs
Lila Wells 4 years ago
"Feels less pain" tell that to the man who started bawling when a five year old kicked him in the balls because he wouldn't give her back the toy
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panda123 4 years ago (edited)
95% effectiveness doesn't mean it kills 5% or even that 5% get covid. It means that your risk of getting covid is only 5% of what it was before, so you can safely live your life like normal. Nothing on earth has zero risk, but if you're vaccinated covid becomes one of the many tiny risks people are willing to accept.
Allison B 3 years ago
I appreciate the explanation. Honestly the post made no sense to me! But then I'm absolutely horrendous at math... 🤦♀️
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Lord Ponsonby 4 years ago
This person is a pioneer in stupid maths, it's strangely smart in a really dumb way.
Carmen Sandiego 4 years ago (edited)
Would you rather it be 100% deaths? 95% efficiency is better than nothing. EDIT: Hey why was I downvoted I was addressing Su man!
#47
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
So loud I can never not get busted eating some! But I don't care I've just got a cheesy grin on my face :D
Load More Replies... SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago (edited)
I beg to differ, I know great dudes with good testosterone levels that can sit on their side, eat pringles and play video games all night too.
Donkey boi 4 years ago
Funny how we went from 'Video games cause violence' to 'You'll stop producing testosterone if you play video games'.
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Unwelcomed Guest 4 years ago
Personally I would take a woman with a big brain over big boobs any day. Nothing sexier than a real conversation
Chris 4 years ago
I think it's clear he does use protection... his personality.
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Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Nobody is naturally monogamous. it is a social contract between two people based on mutual benefits within a culture/socioeconomic construct (that is, a society). These rules vary depending on the needs of the society. Thus, polyandry or polygamy may be acceptable, but may not. Resources, allocation thereof, etc. Learned that in Sociology 101.
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Tracy Costa 4 years ago
I wasn't feeling well one day so I figured I have cancer. I drank some baking soda and cured my self diagnosed cancer and now I think I'm a doctor.
SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago
So, what he means to say he was too sour about something...bad pun.
Jo Johannsen 4 years ago
Either never had it or still does. See a doctor before it's too late.
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
How can we stop these idiots perpetuating these bogus claims. May be by not letting them publish on the available forums.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Baking soda in water will disrupt your body's pH balance. But this "alkalinity is health" thing is... sorry.... pretty much BS. Our bodies are, in fact, naturally a bit on the acidic side. In fact, our stomach acid *has* to be acidic to break down food!
#50
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
May be you should lean over and kiss my royal Canadian 76 year old ass!
M O'Connell 4 years ago
Maybe they ARE trans AND you are a terrible mom. That happens relatively often, though being a terrible mother is usually a response to the first bit.
Emilycookie 4 years ago
maybe this is to make fun of the moms saying "you can't be trans, i raised you right"... but the phrasing makes it sound like something else
SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago
I mean his profile pic is him looking down on everyone, so can't expect much from him.
Helwin 4 years ago
Pretty sure that's juste a feeling we get because Americans are everywhere and a lot of things are centered around them but I'm european and I know trans or nb people ^^'.
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Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Ditto! I've wanted to purge that DNA for decades!
Load More Replies... cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
I love how we have apparently gained the ability to manipulate ourselves at a genetic level with a simple injection as adults
J. F. 4 years ago (edited)
CrispR? It's possible to change the DNA of a cell with that
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DNA can't be changed if it could do you not think they could kill you leave some DNA get a vaccine and be free. DUMB!
J. F. 4 years ago (edited)
Well it can be changed - CrispR, discovered in 2012, can be used to cut and insert sequenzes into the DNA of living cells. Basically real time DNA modification
Load More Replies... Mir Adwari 4 years ago
They added - Vaccine: a preparation of genetic material (such as a strand of synthesized messenger RNA) that is used by the cells of the body to produce an antigenic substance (such as a fragment of virus spike protein). It is not the same as 'gene therapy'. Gene therapy is designed to introduce genetic material into cells to compensate for abnormal genes or to make a beneficial protein. If a mutated gene causes a necessary protein to be faulty or missing, gene therapy may be able to introduce a normal copy of the gene to restore the function of the protein.
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Laura Mende (Human) 4 years ago
First of all: how do you rap a mermaid? Doesn't she have a tail? And then of course this picture. So unvaccinated kids have huge blue heads and tend to be super villains? 😂😂😂
Load More Replies... Charlotte A. 4 years ago
oh, so children are born genderless (or are they all boys? and blue???) and then when you vaccinate some of them, they become girls? You learn something new every day!
A_BadlyDrawnBearPic 4 years ago
For some reason, some people think that girls are stupid and dumb.
Chaotic-Pansexual-Gemini 4 years ago
Vaccinations make you.. female..?? And that’s a bad thing?? I mean y’all realize that without females, none of us would be here... right.???
Dorothy Parker 4 years ago
Normal child appears to be blue,cyanotic due to lack of oxygen. Covid causes this.
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M O'Connell 4 years ago
A certain amount of diabetes is caused by poor diet or develops as a result of other chronic conditions, but "sorting out their issues" is not possible for people with Type I diabetes. Their pancreas just quit working out of the blue as a child, not as a result of too many donuts.
Eucritta 4 years ago
It's possible to have onset of Type 1 as an adult - it's not even uncommon. Also, it's unclear if the correlation between poor diet and diabetes is more than just that.
Load More Replies... SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago
Someone give this Ray here an award for finding the cure to diabetes. Who knew it was as simple as "sorting out their issues", smh
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
Diabetics issues cannot be sorted out without pharmaceutical help. Dufus!
Just a Marine Veteran 4 years ago
I did get a new doctor once who suggested that I try just not taking my medication to see what happens (It's something that I actually need and literally cannot eat if I don't take it for more than a day).
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Brian Bennett 4 years ago
Your height is determined at birth, that is unless disease interferes. Height is not determined by what you eat if you eat a well balanced diet.
Dolly_of TheCowboy 4 years ago
Nobody tell him about the NBA or volleyball or Aussie Rules ok?
SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago
If your diet is so rich, then how come I am sure you're nowhere near 6'4 and salty about it? being kind and respectful to all life is what makes a person beautiful, not their outward appearance!
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Donna Beach 4 years ago
I'm trying to think a lot of these are jokes. Kinda failing, but I'm trying.
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Jenný Samúelsdóttir Herlufsen 4 years ago
That’s actually an old joke, really hope there aren’t idiots out there that truly believe this.
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Valisbourne Spiritforge 4 years ago
Why is there raw chicken on a plate with scrambled eggs? Who eats raw chicken?!?
Unwelcomed Guest 4 years ago
Balance is the key, I move to a vegetarian diet before flu season in my area as it gives me a spike in immune defence and then a mixed diet to maintain that defence. This has worked for me so far as a paediatric nurse with unavoidable contact with Covid, swine and bird flu and SARS over the years ( kids will undoubtedly pull your mask off and cough in your face face at every chance)
Chrissy Neibarger 4 years ago
Hilarious if this is a raw diet. He cooked the eggs but not the chicken? I guarantee this guy has salmonella.
#57
Terry Tobias 4 years ago
Mental virus? Resonate? And where do parasites fit into this? If you mean mosquitoes then I think you're not resonating enough.
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
You resonate you mean like when my phone rings! Honey you am full of deep doodoo!
RoseTheMad 4 years ago
How can one resonate at a higher level than parasites when one is a parasite? >.>
#58
deathrose 4 years ago
I'm going to empathize with the original poster, not the crazy coconut oil person. For a long time my mom and doctors thought I had ADHD but none of the medications worked for me. It wasn't until college that I was diagnosed with Aspergers. When I was a child it was believed that Aspergers and Austism were male exclusive disorders. It was even a struggle to get a diagnosis of ADHD back then. A lot of girls were hurt in this assumption.
Chrissy Neibarger 4 years ago
Are you my daughter? LOL My daughter, Rose, has almost the exact same story as yours... I can seriously empathize. It's hard as a mom to see your child struggle with all these issues, I can't imagine what your side must be like. I was with Rose through the struggle. I'm sorry you have to endure this, but I'm happy you finally have an answer.
Load More Replies... Lord Ponsonby 4 years ago (edited)
I find a bit of apple cider vinegar on a cloth rubbed in twice a day does wonders too. Cured my athlete's foot so I imagine it would work just as well on ADHD
Load More Replies... Brian Bennett 4 years ago
Do I eat it or rub it all over my body. I believe you have adhd this ain't gonna work.
#59
Emma Byrne 4 years ago
Some women have more than some men, humanity is a spectrum.
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Saint Thomas 4 years ago
Wait till he hears about oestrogen being naturally present in the male body.
qwerty 4 years ago
Can I tell him? Please? (/j I don't wanna talk to this guy)
Load More Replies... Johanna 4 years ago
Oh. Now im just Male. But my fingers say im half Male and half female. Im confused.
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
let me give you some crap back to you high testosterone levels can reduce you to idiocy!
Donkey boi 4 years ago
Fun Fact: After hetro intercourse, if the man ejaculates inside the woman, the woman will have a spike in testosterone raising her levels higher than an average man, and the man will have a spike in oestrogen to levels higher than found in the average woman. Hormone levels have nothing to do with your gender!
#60
The yellow dragon 4 years ago
If you're menstruating and you're healthy then everything is fine.
Load More Replies... Mandy Renn 4 years ago
Well she did put a clown emoji..so maybe she has some self awareness after all.
Marny 4 years ago
Thanks to the other commenters for criticising her complete idiocy and not her veganism. I'm so sick to death of people like this fool who make vegans sound like lunatics. And, btw, vegan with totally blocked tubes here! Not that your tubes have anything to do with experiencing menopause.
Yort 4 years ago
Hey man, as long as you aren’t preachy, obnoxious, and crazy, I have no issues with your veganism. Just like I’m sure you’re fine with me not being vegan as long as I’m not obnoxious about it.
Load More Replies... CrunChewy McSandybutt 4 years ago
Is that how menopause works now? Huh... and I thought it was about viable eggs. Silly me.
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
Honey you been smokin those Texas weeds too much if you believe yourself.
#61
M O'Connell 4 years ago
How formal? 3-piece, or is a 2-piece alright? Would a Tux be too much? Shoes on or shoes off?
Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
I always have casual sex with my husband while he's wearing a tux. ;-D
Terry Tobias 4 years ago
My phone's screen is too small to see the whole sentence. Could someone tell me what it says?
#62
Lord Ponsonby 4 years ago
Lucifer, if I understand you and your followers, chickens are lucky if they only get Fu....
Load More Replies... InvincibleRodent 4 years ago
I think they could have just mistead this one, and skipped over reading the "against" in the statement. No excuse for antivax, but... gotta give them a modicum of credit, I'd think them urging people to snuggle chickens would have been kinda strange, too.
#63
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
Why can't you people learn that DNA cannot be Changed no matter what you think or do!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mosheh Wolf 4 years ago
That is wrong - a child can share DNA with its mother. Weird, but true. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/babys-cells-can-manipulate-moms-body-decades-180956493/
Load More Replies... SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago
Illiteracy aside, so what if she were part black. Diversity is good, stop being a racist!
#64
SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago
How little respect the immune system gets. All the work done unrecognized, while Karen here is too busy to blog and influence..
Julie C Rose 4 years ago
BRB telling my neuro-ophthalmologist that being asymptomatic means I don’t actually have an illness that will make me go blind if it’s left untreated.
#65
Saint Thomas 4 years ago
Well, he's not wrong technically. He just forget to mention it's estimated the spanish flu killed around 5% of the global population at the time (1918). And for the black plague, the estimated number of death is around 25 millions in Europe, or between 30 and 50% ! of the population at the time (14th century)
Jaded Queen 4 years ago
Ya but we r overpopulated. I say let people die. & I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
Load More Replies... Unwelcomed Guest 4 years ago
I hate this mentality! I’ve cared for people who have lived their life ventilated in iron lungs due to polio, a horrendous disease completely eradicated today by you guessed it the whole of the worlds community being vaccinated against it. One of the biggest achievements we have made as a species is having such a low infant mortality rate (mostly on account of vaccines). This post has me believing that is not such a good thing
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Sure, no problem! TENS OF MILLIONS DEAD will certainly get us back to normal.... if your job is as a gravedigger.
Chenga Animates 4 years ago (edited)
There is a vaccine for the Black Plague AND the virus that causes the Spanish flu (H1N1). Also, you have neglected to mention how absolutely devastating to the global population these two pandemics were.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
With respect, it's not a vaccine. We treat Y pestis with antibiotics.
Load More Replies... Brian Bennett 4 years ago
Because there are abnormal people all around who don't adhere to rules suggested by medical personnel they rely on politicians.
#66
Mary Veltri 4 years ago
Men and women get breast reduction all the time. They can't because they're trans? You suck
Ivana 4 years ago
You know what got me unexpectedly? When Elliot was Ellen, he couldn't post topless photos, and now he can post topless photos on social media and not have them flagged. I am in full support of Elliot Page, but I remember the first thing I thought when they showed Elliot's "First topless photo" was, "Yea, because a surgery suddenly makes your nipples socially acceptable." Nothing to do with Elliot at all but I was low key jealous that he can now go around topless and it not get him arrested for indecent exposure.
noralin 4 years ago
Why do you feel the need to go around topless? Why would that be something anyone would even want to do? I don't understand why anyone would want to be naked in public.
Load More Replies... SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago (edited)
What if it was consensual? What if it was requested? Hey, wild idea - what if someone's body and what they did with it was none of your business?
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Yet doctors cut healthy vas deferens all the time b/c a guy asked. Hmm.
Marianne 4 years ago
In case this is a serious question: You just take away the fat and gandular tissue. This is also done for breast cancer patients and (partly) for breast reductions. No problem there.
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RoseTheMad 4 years ago
"I think they removed it" translates to "it never existed" I'm british, it was all over the news for a LONG time that he was in and out of hospital etc, his death didn't come as a surprise.
Crazy Dog Lady 4 years ago
Unexpectedly?!?!?!? Man was in and out of the hospital was before he got his vaccine.
#68
Apachebathmat 4 years ago
That’s the same as saying I passed my driving test so don’t need a seatbelt
#69
Julie C Rose 4 years ago
Does this mean you support public funding of insulin, Lo-fi Republican? 😇
#70
Donkey boi 4 years ago
Eli, Please stay away from people in need of help. Oh and people in general.
#71
Bobankinstein 4 years ago
Being vegan obviously doesn't prevent him from eating his own fingernails.
Lord Ponsonby 4 years ago (edited)
He might be a d**k but he's actually correct, viruses (not sure 100%) but the big ones (ebola, coronavirus) jumped from animal to human, likely via bushmeat.
Mir Adwari 4 years ago
Zoonotic disease is not just spread by eating animals though.
Load More Replies... If I could I would live under water 4 years ago
Yep. Kill all the animals including humans, and no more pandemic it is.
Mosheh Wolf 4 years ago
Since the rats which spread the Bubonic Plague started their relationship with humans by spreading through grain storage and distribution, I can say, categorically, that vegan foods are responsible for the most horrendous zoonotic pandemic known to humans.
#72
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
I just saw that backbone on a guys arm what the hell is going on. ( think I'm getting stupid too help me.)
#73
J. F. 4 years ago (edited)
Plastic can contain stuff that acts like female hormones (Bisphenol A)
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Dorothy Parker 4 years ago
Covid, the disease, not the vaccine, also lowers sperm rate. And shrinks winkies.
Bella, Your Kitty-Loving Queen 4 years ago
I agree that plastic is bad, but not for this reason.
Just a Marine Veteran 4 years ago
I mean... It would be better to not use plastic, but I've been microwaving my food in plastic containers for my whole life, and have children and high testosterone...
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
Men are not interested in you, not because of low testosterone you weirdo
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
Well don't eat the plastic and you will be OK. (Help me I'm reverting)
#74
Valisbourne Spiritforge 4 years ago
Gee, they haven't been researching covid for years before this particular strain went global. But I'll bet this same person will eat candy without reading (or caring) what's in it.
RoseTheMad 4 years ago
They've been working on a vaccine since at least the SARS outbreak from around 2002, . so that's nearly 20 years. e_e
Load More Replies... Yort 4 years ago
There’s no vaccine for my wall paint getting chipped either.
Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Coronavirus (SARS-1) was being researched for over a decade, and mRNA vaccines were, as well. But let's not bother with facts!
sylvanticx 4 years ago
the common cold mutates so fast, that it is impossible to create a vaccine because as soon as you make one a new strain is the big one.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Also, the family of viruses that causes head colds is more like 'families". No vaccine would fit all.
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#75
Chaotic-Pansexual-Gemini 4 years ago
If this was true I’d be working out every day. I don’t ever want to get pregnant
Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Ah, so it's all that farm work we women have done for centuries that led to these huge families....
Julie C Rose 4 years ago
But we’re supposed to lift weights instead of taking antidepressants. Does that mean people with depression and anxiety (a lot of the time anxiety is treated with certain antidepressants) should go infertile?
#76
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
Right on been trying to say this but the exposure is making me a bit stupid I think.
Load More Replies... Julie C Rose 4 years ago
This just reminded me of when I DID lift weights but wasn’t on an antidepressant (I have anxiety, not depression, but the meds I’m on work for both.) 0/10 would not cry in a gym bathroom again.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Imagine if people lifted weights, and found that they still had severe depression, b/c it's not that easy!
Emilycookie 4 years ago
imagine if people did painful things that made them feel like a failure 90% of the time instead of using something that actually helped them out of a dark time
#77
Elin Noller 4 years ago
My theory is that this woman suffers from a prolapsed vagina and thinks all women look the same as her
Lord Ponsonby 4 years ago
Not sure, don't fancy sex but suddenly fancy a sandwich
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InvincibleRodent 4 years ago
This is kind of creepy, and it gets worse the longer you look. No offense, but they all have... almost the exact same face. It's the same woman six times, wearing slightly different makeup and a slightly different wig.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Surgery, surgery, filters filters filters, surgery surgery surgery, filters filters filters, and lying about a few ages, too, I suspect.
Broken Angel 4 years ago
whoa whoa wait... i thought they were made of plastic! are you telling me they're alive?! also, why do they look the same?
#79
CrunChewy McSandybutt 4 years ago
I have never heard that insult and I plan to include it in my took kit.
Load More Replies... M O'Connell 4 years ago
Sadly, very sadly, he does have an MD from USC. Luckily he's an addiction specialist, not an immunologist. Though I cannot find any references to him actually practicing medicine, his entire career seems to have been as a media personality.
Load More Replies... SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago
This person clearly never traveled internationally. All in good time, child.
Julie C Rose 4 years ago (edited)
In fairness, the New Zealand government did discuss the issue of segregation, but they were referring to people from countries that haven’t been able to access many vaccines, not anti vax freaks.
#80
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
*hands over yees* Make the stupid stop make the stupid stop make the stupid stop
#81
earringnut 4 years ago
These are the names of the foot shapes, not the nationalities of the people who have them.
Sista of the moon 4 years ago
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Load More Replies... A_BadlyDrawnBearPic 4 years ago
Welp guess I'm Egyptian... Even though both of my parents are chinese.
Donkey boi 4 years ago
It's actually correct for me. Just had some of my colleagues check, results as follows: Our Kenyan is Mongolian, Our Kosovan is African and Our Italian is Roman. 50% accuracy at the moment.
#82
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
It's an art piece with someone saying they like it... what is wrong with that
Donkey boi 4 years ago
I think they are referencing the poor anatomy of the art piece itself, only 3 ribs on each side, the heart outside the ribcage... Still, I quite like the sentiment.
#83
JuJu 4 years ago
be tankful. This guy says that women get orgasms during childbirth and scream in ecstasy...
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Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
The whole image says childbirth gives women orgasms. Start rolling your eyes and facepalming at your own leisure.
SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago
I'd really like to know what child birth is claimed to give women.
Seabeast 4 years ago
Orgasms. Not pain from pushing an 8 pound human out of a small orifice, at all, apparently.
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#85
JuJu 4 years ago
"You either are a woman or a man. Woman have reproductive organs men don't. It's as simple as that."
Tracy Costa 4 years ago
I was about to yell at you then I saw that you were just letting me know what the cropped image says.
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Lord Ponsonby 4 years ago
I try to see it like a zoo... a zoo and I'm a visiting alien. The slight separation encourages a sense of amusement rather than despair
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Dave 4 years ago
There is just too much stupid in this post to read it without feeling physical pain. These people then go and have kids. This right here is one of the main reasons why every person/couple who wants kids should get a licence that they are in fact mentally and economically and intellectually capable of raising a child.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
i'd like to say these are all fringe nutjobs, but if you work around medical situations .... yeah, you hear people say this and say, "but it was on my mother's cousin's firend's co-worker's feed!".... *sigh*
Lord Ponsonby 4 years ago
@Leo, could corona virus be a conspiracy to kill stupid people?
Load More Replies... Bill Evs 4 years ago
Though the internet is a great invention one of the major downsides is it gives a platform for any nutter to spout whatever drivel they feel like. Worse still is for every handful of intelligent people who see stuff like that and dismiss it (as it deserves to be) there are a few nutters in waiting who read and think "yeah, that makes sense to me, I'll believe it without question".
Sky Render 4 years ago
And now for your daily dose of disappointment: there have been people this badly informed for a VERY long time. The internet has just given them a voice, and a means to reach out and misinform other, similarly gullible people. You're welcome!
Raoul L'artiste 4 years ago
I dont but I know some ex friends who would fit perfectly in this list.
Load More Replies... Lord Ponsonby 4 years ago
I try to see it like a zoo... a zoo and I'm a visiting alien. The slight separation encourages a sense of amusement rather than despair
Load More Replies... Dave 4 years ago
There is just too much stupid in this post to read it without feeling physical pain. These people then go and have kids. This right here is one of the main reasons why every person/couple who wants kids should get a licence that they are in fact mentally and economically and intellectually capable of raising a child.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
i'd like to say these are all fringe nutjobs, but if you work around medical situations .... yeah, you hear people say this and say, "but it was on my mother's cousin's firend's co-worker's feed!".... *sigh*
Lord Ponsonby 4 years ago
@Leo, could corona virus be a conspiracy to kill stupid people?
Load More Replies... Bill Evs 4 years ago
Though the internet is a great invention one of the major downsides is it gives a platform for any nutter to spout whatever drivel they feel like. Worse still is for every handful of intelligent people who see stuff like that and dismiss it (as it deserves to be) there are a few nutters in waiting who read and think "yeah, that makes sense to me, I'll believe it without question".
Sky Render 4 years ago
And now for your daily dose of disappointment: there have been people this badly informed for a VERY long time. The internet has just given them a voice, and a means to reach out and misinform other, similarly gullible people. You're welcome!
Raoul L'artiste 4 years ago
I dont but I know some ex friends who would fit perfectly in this list.
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