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If hospitals are supposed to help you get well, then they ought to be doing this in every single way possible. From making the surroundings warm and welcoming to providing you nutritious, wholesome, and homely meals so you can get your strength back as fast as possible. Unfortunately, you Pandas and I all know that this isn't the case. Hospital food is absolutely horrid in a huge number of hospitals. And, frankly, we deserve better.

We wanted to show you just how bad hospital food can get all over the world, so our hard-working team at Bored Panda compiled this list that's bound to make you angry like professional chef Gordon Ramsay. Remember to upvote the best of the worst photos and let us know what the food was like during your most recent stay at the hospital.

The reason why hospital food is so bad and so banal it hurts is because of money. Or rather, the lack of it. And let's not forget the fact that often hospitals don't even make the food that they serve to patients and the staff members themselves; they outsource it. As you're about to find out, there are quite a few things that look as lonely on a plate as two tiny sausages with some parsley.

I wanted an insider's perspective, so I reached out to Holly D., a labor and delivery nurse. She told Bored Panda that she's experienced hospital as a patient as well and was very let down by it. "I have been in a patient role in the not-so-distant past and have experienced the dreaded hospital food tray. This often leads the patient to request family members to drop off alternate food to them at the hospital. For me, it was disappointing, to say the least, after laboring and finally delivering my first child," she said. Have a read through her in-depth insights on how to fix hospital food below, dear Pandas.

#1

This Is The Meal My Wife’s Hospital Had The Audacity To Serve For Nurses Appreciation Week. I Live In Phoenix

This Is The Meal My Wife’s Hospital Had The Audacity To Serve For Nurses Appreciation Week. I Live In Phoenix

After a year nurse shortages, running out of PPE, working employees to the bone without hazard pay.

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Mazer
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meanwhile the CEO is cutting into a big ass steak….Nothing irked me more than big businesses taking advantage of their staff who are hard-working people busting their asses for others every single day. A special pox in place in hell for those guys

bonnyatlast
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh they must have copied our teacher appreciation brunch!

Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they took the leftovers? I bet there were a lot of them

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denzoren
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing in the box looks like it wants to be there.

Vicky Z
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If i was a nurse I would arrange to gather all the meals and send them back! That's disrespectful!

Mavis Garland
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Such a POOR substitution for a THANK YOU FOR RISKING YOUR LIVES FOR US

Skybolt727
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Idk it looks ok like I would eat it if I was hungry

Panda
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah but it does not show much appreciation, does it?

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    #2

    What You Get For Breakfast In A Hungarian Hospital

    What You Get For Breakfast In A Hungarian Hospital

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    Bear Hall
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Healthy: kills germs and keeps the visitors away.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe include some garlic to keep vampires away, for good measure..

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    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be cultural thing...

    cassiushumanmother
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't know why you were downvoted. A lot of cultures eat raw onions, even for breakfast, it is very good for health. And this one is really sweet and comes with some sweet cheese. I would rather have this for breakfast than highly processed human kibbles made with the food industry wastes, especially if i was fighting a disease.

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    Lindsay Ameye
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but bread with cream cheese and chopped spring onion is delicious! I would eat this any time!

    Board Pan, duh.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple is fine but could at least have the onion chopped or?? Sometimes being in the hospital you need that extra help...?

    wifeofweasley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how this is the entire spring onion

    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you go for the veggie option? I was once given a piece of asparagus on bread.

    Viktor Feurer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best hungarian hospital food I have ever seen. So imagine the worst...

    Máté Jancsek
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a Hungarian, so trust me when I say this: this is actually a fine and generous portion meal...

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    #3

    Hospital Administration Told Us They'd Be Treating Us To Dinner During Our Shift. "Dinner" Is One Individual, Frozen, Uncooked Meatloaf Per Person. This Is Georgia

    Hospital Administration Told Us They'd Be Treating Us To Dinner During Our Shift. "Dinner" Is One Individual, Frozen, Uncooked Meatloaf Per Person. This Is Georgia

    Happy nurse's week, y'all.

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like something they removed from a patient.

    Dagnirath
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed! It reminds me of the skit a friend of mine wrote in high school. He played an incompetent surgeon who implanted his dinner (pork chop) in a patient instead of the donor kidney.

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    Id row
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever that is, there's no way I'd eat it.

    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an insult to nurses and possibly a crime against humanity. Why didn’t they give you a cake ffs?

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Virtual hugs to every single orderly attendant nurse or other staff member you guys deserve much better

    Zaza
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood the whole meatloaf (and several other things). Here we eat potatoes and veggies, rice and veggies, pasta and veggies etc as the bigger part of dinner. Meat or fish is just a little extra and normally (in homes at the dinner table) served in small portions, 1 each. Not saying that we are all perfect, but holy s**t, no wonder americans are sickly and obese. Meatloaf, steak, nuggets for dinner. A load of sauce I bet and gallons of soda. I hardly ever see americans eat vegetables, let alone as the main part of the meal

    Chancey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat loads of veggies and I'm an American. My meals are as you describe with meat or fish as smaller portion. I also do not drink soda except on a rare occasion.

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    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope they let everyone go home to cook it

    Sanne H.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Georgia the state or Georgia the country?

    Heather Wu
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Georgia the US state is known for "Southern meatloaf." Georgia the country is known for lamb stew, cornbread, walnuts, and goat cheese.

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    Suzanne Clark
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just makes my stomach go flip-flop.

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    "At a prior hospital that I worked for, a newly appointed director questioned every patient during their stay to hear our patients' biggest complaints and/or concerns. The recurring theme was 'bad food.' Once we received this feedback, the idea for an alternate menu for laboring/postpartum women was introduced. I couldn’t help but support this brilliant idea, and helped implement the importance of this change in menu with our mothers," nurse Holly explained that even though the food is bad, some staff members are willing to implement changes after hearing out the complaints.

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    I was interested to get Holly's take on why some hospitals cut corners with their food when instead it should be something filling and nutritious to help them recover quicker. According to Holly, the importance of meals while at the hospital cannot be understated.

    "Food is a large part of people’s lives in every culture. It brings people together and in most instances, it is associated with happiness. For the patient, meals become the highlight of their day, especially if their time with us is extensive. In my experience, diet is one of the areas where the budget is kept to a minimum. Nutrition seems to always be met, but not always in a very creative or appetizing way," she said.

    #4

    Hospital Food Yummy

    Hospital Food Yummy

    It's mashed potatoes, something you'd feed to your bunny (or is it some kind of chicken pellets?), and water I guess?

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    cassiushumanmother
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks more like my rabbit litter pellets (used). It just need some tiny black olives to be perfect.

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    the redqueen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Apple has been pre-chewed, and lovingly molded back together in the shape of an apple. What a great "no-solids" food menu.

    WildBerry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except it has solids on it. No solids would be everything the consistency of the mashed potatoes.

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    ベンジーBenji
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While the pellets and mash is scary.. is no one gonna mention what is going on with the "apple" in the background?

    Violet brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why? just why? can these hospitals not afford good food?

    I want cake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly the problem. Food is seen by governments and shareholders as a luxury and so it is massively underbudgeted and it's one of the first budgets to be cut when hospitals need to reduce their spending.

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    Id row
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a shoe print in the potatoes? o_O

    Monika Lachova
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like hospital diet for some specific health condition

    WildBerry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is. This is the type of food served to a patient who has difficulty chewing/few teeth.

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    TK 421
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mashed potatoes and ground poultry (chicken or turkey) that’s been microwaved with some sort of canned gravy.

    Martin Řezáč
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the apple looks kinda decomposed already

    Philly Bob Squires
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like cheap cat food and paste!

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    #5

    This Hospital In USA Failed

    This Hospital In USA Failed

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    Dhukath
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the hospital own a cat? Because I see "Sausages" like that every day in their litter tray 🐱!

    LunaThePotat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the same sausages they serve at every school I’ve gone to

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    Bear42212
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She ordered that you can see on the side what she ordered in hospitals you order what you want for breakfast and for lunch and for dinner.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but the description probably was not "two cat turds with parsley on the side"

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    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately no... that's a "Brown 'N Serve" pork sausage, common in foodservice because they are pre-cooked at the factory so there isn't grease to deal with.

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    k Wetherbee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she was on a certain diet and could only have certain foods, it might be correct. Need more to the story here.

    Sam Kunz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The menu is next to the plate. Thats ALL your mom ordered. Nice try

    Connie Martin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they dealt with what she checked off on the menu card.

    meh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the food items don't agree with each other!

    ROC Lady
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The patient probably had food restrictions and couldn’t have other items. This looks like something that someone with a gluten, egg, and soy allergy may eat.

    Zaza
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is not so bad. She had cottage cheese and pear for breakfast and what appears to be a cup of coffee or tea behind them, that's a good start of the day in itself. And sausages on a proper plate are a whole lot nicer than serving them in some sort of ugly plastic container. Oh and the parsley is to chew on if you have bad breath, the nurses dealing with you will appreciate you having some

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    #6

    Hospital Food In Italy

    Hospital Food In Italy

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    WildHoneyPie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck is that? It looks like something that would put you into the hospital!

    Neil Bidle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a skinned toad, can't you tell? 🤢

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    Turnip and a Frog
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s an organ that escaped utilisation and wanted to return to any body through the digestive tract.

    Carrie Henderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like something that came OUT of you in hospital!!

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that’s roadkill

    Ashbug
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like a smoker's diseased lung

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    Julia Cargile
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like it was removed from the patient's body.

    Emmydearest
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naaa, that's not true. I don't know what that is but it's definitely not the whole meal. In Italy there's always some meat, or some rice or pasta, some veggies and a "dessert" (fruit, yogurt or a pudding). Sure, it doesn't taste amazing and it's very bland but it's not just a slob of gray meat, c'mon.

    Jette Wang Wahnon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are absolutely right...In Italy you have the «contorno« i.e.what surrounds the main...you do not get it piled on the same plate but separately...here only part of the meal was photographed..

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    Vorknkx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a frog at first.

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    In Holly's view, the biggest problem with hospital food is the lackluster presentation. "When you are hospitalized, the last thing you want to be presented with is an unappetizing or highly aromatic meal in front of you. Food styles and/or cuisines should be updated. One alternative would be to offer a modernized menu for patients to select from, including choices like a bento box, flatbreads, and/or rice bowls," she suggested.

    "Hospitals could incorporate a system that allowed the patient to select an alternative menu or one that includes 'fun' foods like the menu we implemented for our laboring/postpartum mothers. This would astronomically improve these patient satisfaction scores, thereby making staff members more appreciated.

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    Unfortunately, these alternate menus are not a standard of practice in most hospitals, and sadly it is one of the first to be taken away when the budget is cut," nurse Holly told Bored Panda that even though there are alternatives to the current low standards, sadly, they're all reliant on financial decisions from up above.

    #7

    A Hospitals Take On Vegetarian Cuisine. Germany

    A Hospitals Take On Vegetarian Cuisine. Germany

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    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like some carrots with your carrots, sir?

    I want cake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those things at the top are an insult to spätzle. I thought they were fries at first until I read the 'menu'.

    RenaMoonlight
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the same thing. There's absolutely no resemblance to Spätzle.

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    Yvonne Blau
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well these are definitely not Spätzle, they look like fries

    Vaida Kuodytė
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like yellow bean pods to me. Too small for fries.

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    Aroha
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked for vegetarian food in Czech Republic. I got 9 (!!) slices of dry bread with a really bad tasting sweet cream cheese-ish spread already on them. Nine?! And nothing else 😅.

    Kimberley Gayle Thomas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nine makes me think you got it in Germany not Czech Republic.

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    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sad thing is this is the best looking so far 😂

    Hans
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have the audacity of calling it Möhren "naturell" to imply that it must take them extra effort to not soak them in rancid butter.

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one out of line slice is really annoying me. lol

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a vegetarian, I feel this pain.

    V 2000
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are those on the top yellow carrots cut differently?

    Isabella K
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did they do to the poor spätzle?

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    #8

    Can You Identify My Austrian Hospital Food?

    Can You Identify My Austrian Hospital Food?

    A good guess might be "depression", but actually, it was some sort of cow paste (it immediately fell apart, it was basically the consistency of mousse) in paprika sauce, mashed potato, and mushy pea purée.

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    June
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if I'm amused or horrified 😂

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    Immortal Jellyfish
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leberkäse (liver cheese) is delicious.

    Isabella K
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but tge description says it fell apart. Leberkäs shouldn't desintegrate itself... not sure what else it could be. But the mashed potatoes would be a sign for leberkäs. I'm confused.

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    Me
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like puree to avoid choking, such as a patient taken off a ventilator.

    Betuna
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. It all seems to need to be this consistency.

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    I’m A Black Cat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, I don't see a problem. Were you expecting a steak dinner?

    the redqueen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm.....mashed peas, mashed potatoes, and a slice of spam on a delightful bed of ketchup. I am so sorry for you.

    F. H.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Leberkäs, not spam, a common fast food in Germany and Austria. It should not have the consistency of mousse, though.

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    Vaida Kuodytė
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a mashed food diet, which is required for some patients after certain surgeries/conditions. This is quite good plating for what it is, actually.

    Vicki Thill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of these are just processed for a dysphasia diet. This one is colorful and offers a variety of shapes for interest. I think this is a step above for a hospital serving of pureed foods. The patient on this diet appreciates all efforts made to make up for the lack of textures.

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    #9

    Dinner In Irish Maternity Hospital

    Dinner In Irish Maternity Hospital

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    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m starting to think we need to serve this to the CEOs during their board meetings

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cooked circa 1983. That food looks OLD.

    A B C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the brown tones make it look like sepia, lol

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    Valisbourne Spiritforge
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those brussel sprouts look boiled... which, I think, is a sin against nature, man and anything else with a stomach.

    Helderder
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can boil them. Just not this long. I suspect this are canned or overcooked sprouts.

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    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That stuff at the top looks like it came out of an Irish bog!

    Amanita Virosa
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try the gray stuff it's delicious. ;)

    Kevin Corcoran
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been to an Irish Maternity hospital. I can confirm this is on par with what my wife was served :|

    jaysko
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well tell us what it is then please!

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could be a very effective contraception advertising! Take contraception ladies cause if you give birth, this is what you get!

    Helderder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. My gag reflex just came up...

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    Financially speaking, feeding people well is expensive. And the thinking tends to be, why bother giving someone nutritious, healthy, costly meals when you can get away with a piece of bread and a sad chunk of cheese? After all, a hospital is all about helping you get better, not feeding you.

    However, that line of thinking simply doesn't work when you consider the huge importance that food has on our health. In fact, have a think about how you feel when you've been eating fresh food for a while versus how lethargic you feel when you've been consuming plenty of sugar and fast food. The difference is night and day.

    #10

    "Lasagna" According To Adventist Hospital

    "Lasagna" According To Adventist Hospital

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    Skybolt727
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not lasagna that’s a noodle

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's a noodle with a few microns of ricotta on it! Makes all the difference!

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    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Garfield would not eat this and we all know how picky he is.

    WholesomeArmyweeb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gordon Ramsay be like: “WHERES THE SAUCEEEEE”

    Claire
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at an Adventist hospital for years! I really loved the food we had, but yes, it was vegetarian. They did bring in steak or chicken if a patient felt they desperately had to have meat. And they also served alcohol to patients if they required it (ie at risk of going into withdrawal).

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can make a perfectly fine lasagne with just vegetables and no meat! But you have to actually ADD the vegetables to the pasta for it to count.

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    Karen Lyon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd laugh, but it's so hypocritical. I belong to the Adventist church. Their hospital system is a big deal in the church So is their emphasis on healthy living.

    Meghan Wood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok….. lasagna IS actually the proper Italian name for a single lasagna noodle. What we typically Call lasagna should be called “lasagne”

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many, many years ago I was in an Adventist hospital. No meat, but it was tasty!

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    #11

    Celebratory Steak Dinner Offered By Hospital For Proud Mother And Father

    Celebratory Steak Dinner Offered By Hospital For Proud Mother And Father

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    TmKhr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were my brother Anakin!

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha... May the fork be with you, always..

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you like your steak? Rare, medium, well done or cremated?

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A piece of coal from the oven the rest was cooked on, maybe?

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    MARY ANN Hannah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just give me my baby and I'll be out of your hair, oh and you can keep the meal too.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call that an insult to the cow. My ma would call that undercooked.

    Lou Pryde
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you know it's bad when broccoli is the most appetising thing on the plate

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do like broccoli, but I could have done without the rest on the plate

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    Riddhi⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dare not call it burnt, it is roasted...roasted to perfection.

    Valerie Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's one baked potato, a side of broccoli, and a charcoal briquette. Got it. I'll put that order in right away, sir. And for the lady?

    suzanne van Doorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one is going to mention the uncooked, unpeeled potato then...?

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    #12

    Since We're Posting Our Hospital Meals (UK)

    Since We're Posting Our Hospital Meals (UK)

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    the redqueen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got all kinds of stuff, to the left and right of your tray.....and even your tray of food would look good, except it looks like somebody dngaf when it was time to put the green stuff on, and just poured what was left on your plate. Thank god you don't have to pay for it, right? But yeah, that's ridiculous

    Lis Daglish
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think if the content is in the right direction who cares how it looks right? It’s a hospital, not a Michelin star joint. Compared to others on here this is just entitlement complaining. Love our NHS.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mushy peas are a bit runny. The stew actually looks pretty decent.

    Agnieszka Makarewicz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uk hospital meal are great in my opinion - you getting the card everyday to choose from at least 5 meals - and the quality is ok - cannot complain about it

    HempFairy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That food doesn't look bad! If it was served in separated plates, it would look more appetizing.

    Zaza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The food in itself looks good enough. Just that someone forgot to tell the cook that pea soup goes in a seperate bowl and not on the rest of the food

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone must have yelled, "The power of Christ compels you". That's a whole lot of vomit.

    LottieH
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just pointing out how they have chosen the mushy peas over vegetables or salad. We get a choice in the uk.

    Merilyn Horton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve worked in Aged Care, and nobody ever ate crap like this. It’s horrible

    Valerie Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the hospital hire the effects department from the Exorcist as the chefs?

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    According to ‘Wise Geek,' hospital food is a subset of institutional food which focuses on cutting costs and appealing to the widest number of customers as possible. Though, to be fair, it's tough to imagine how the bland/disgusting food that's served is meant to appeal to anyone.

    Is it enough for you to survive in a tight spot? Probably. Is it something that's going to rouse your spirits and give your body the necessary nutrients to get stronger quickly? Doubtful. The secret ingredient might be love, but there's not much of that around!

    #13

    This Veggie Burger Was Served To Me In The Hospital. 10/10 For Presentation

    This Veggie Burger Was Served To Me In The Hospital. 10/10 For Presentation

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is how they assemble a burger, I'd hate to see how they assemble their patients!

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully, the kitchen-staff doesn't have to also work in the OR... But who knows these days

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    Amy Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deconstructed veggie burger

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody needs their buns kicked!

    katboxjanitor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am guessing the preparer wasn't sure which was the burger...vs the buns

    Rebecca Trinkner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think they understand how buns work.

    Hugo Kwame Coles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't trust them with a burger than you can't trust them with a broken limb

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate when they get the bun/burger/bun sequence out of order.

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    #14

    Hospital Lunch In Romania

    Hospital Lunch In Romania

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    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably one of the better ones so far... and as a Irish/Romanian mix, my Irish side is screaming far more than my Romanian side, because at least this isn't questionable gray mud.

    Heather Wu
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    4 years ago

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    Shouldn't it come with a knife to spread the butter instead of a fork?

    jaysko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dunno why you got downvoted, I def thought the same thing

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    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh god the memories lol. for the record, I had worse.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, the Club sandwich!

    Hans Bass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i asked for the Po' boy sandwich you really took me literally didnt you?

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To stick it to your eye and don't see this abomination!

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    Hans Bass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats a wonderful sandwich...for me to poop on {triumph the wonder dog}

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    Katherine Morris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If fat was the issue there wouldn't be 3 slices of bread. Low cholesterol version perhaps? 🤨

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the heck do you make a 3 slice of bread sandwich with that amount of meat? Disturbing!

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    #15

    My Hospital Food Memories Are Scary. It's Lithuania

    My Hospital Food Memories Are Scary. It's Lithuania

    Kristina Galinauskaitė Report

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's egg. It looks like this when you make it in a tray in a convection oven. You get it in quite a lot of hotels at the breakfast buffet.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The heart healthy "microwaved egg whites in a square with frozen peas on the side" diet. And I wish I was joking, but they gave this to my mom in the US a few years back...

    Vaida Kuodytė
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The peas over here are always canned rather than frozen. They're quite nice. But not enough to feed a person.

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    Andrea Andersson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We called that egg omelette "kempiniukas" in the army. It translates to "spongebob" :D

    mcborge1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you like cheese, do you like peas, then try CHEESY PEAS. And from the makers of Cheesy peas comes SQUEEZY CHEESY PEAS. :D

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    Jonathan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in hospital in Belarus for 3 weeks, the food was....bizarre too say the least.

    MarieTDr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I "am" Lithuanian, and I couldn't identify it.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure about the peas, but that egg look fluffy as heck! I'd have me some of that!

    Vaida Kuodytė
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another Lithuanian here. It varies from hospital to hospital. The one I was in (like, the most MAJOR one) was so horrible I cried. They order from some external company that delivers food not fit for pigs. Because corruption.

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    For the majority of us, hospital food will only ever be a quirky anecdote to tell our friends. But we forget about the people who stay in hospitals for weeks, months, and even years at a time. Imagine having to eat that swill every day. Food and cooking are important parts of being a human being and a member of your local community and society at large.

    I'd actually argue that by feeding people bland, ghastly, and shocking food, you're depriving them of one of the biggest joys of being human. And that can't be good for your health. Physical, emotional, or spiritual.

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    #16

    Yesterday's Hospital Breakfast In Chicago. The Garnish Really Makes It

    Yesterday's Hospital Breakfast In Chicago. The Garnish Really Makes It

    jjjkkkjkjk Report

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After looking at the rest, this is looking pretty good.

    John C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, seriously - a biscuit, egg and milk - pretty solid breakfast in my book.

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    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chef! This plate looks empty what should I do? Add parsley, they will never know

    BookCrazyTeen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it looks edible! Minimal... but edible

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like the hospital hates it’s patient’s

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicago the breakfast of Champions!

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without that sprig of parsley, it wouldn't be so special.

    tomandjerry56
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    egg…IN A CUP!!??? best invention since sliced bread!!! why didn’t i think of that???

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    #17

    My First Meal In A Week, At A Hospital For Meningitis, Entertain Me, Please. Milwaukee​, Wisconsin

    My First Meal In A Week, At A Hospital For Meningitis, Entertain Me, Please. Milwaukee​, Wisconsin

    Sivispacemparabellum Report

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well today, we have chicken a la sweetcorn, with a jus of coagulated grease ..

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a choice of corn, corn, and corn with something that is waving at you!

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not waving anymore... have died long time ago

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    Turnip and a Frog
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just watched “The Thing” the other night. Looks like something in the middle of transforming into something other equally ungodly. All it needs is a high-pitched, squeaky, noise

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omfg. If the meningitis didn't get you, that will.

    jaysko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least there's chocolate pudding!

    Paula Carr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it looks like it was the only thing eaten!

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god! What is that abomination congealed in its own lard?

    HorseMuse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kitchen has two choices. Chicken and corn or corn with chicken !

    Jaybird3939
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here we present some chicken, along with what it ate for breakfast.

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    #18

    Vegetarian Meal Sent Up For My Friends Hospital Meal

    Vegetarian Meal Sent Up For My Friends Hospital Meal

    Yauchness Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If nothing else she can beat it to death with that rather solid looking baguette.

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you run out of ideas - just add some rice ;)

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you could use the baguette to hit the dietitian over the head with

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one in their right mind would serve this to a human.

    Duncan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rice burger and eckythump

    Toast Of Saint Louis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was a baseball glove and bat.

    Helen Johnston
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least it looks better than most of the other options

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it's too bad, but I really wonder about the burger-bun. Just leave it out and it's fine. (Not good. Okay. )

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    #19

    Groats With Vomit, From My Stay At A Polish Hospital

    Groats With Vomit, From My Stay At A Polish Hospital

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    Turnip and a Frog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could have taken the exact same picture a week ago in hospitalisation. That’s exactly what it looked like. I mean, you know it’s food because someone diced the ingredients and heated everything up - but other than that I would never tell it’s meant for human nutrition.

    jaysko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is the groats and which is the vomit??

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I agree this looks like something a dog puked up

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did a fast look and thought it said "Goat Vomit!: LOL! It's Groats and Vom... oh wait! WOW!!

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice way to extend your stay

    Alyssa Hunt
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came from both ends, then plated.

    V Martinez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they got it from a joke store. Ick!

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    #20

    The Toasts One Of My Patients Got At The Hospital For Breakfast

    The Toasts One Of My Patients Got At The Hospital For Breakfast

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charcoal is used for poisonings, stomach and kidneys issues so this could be intentional.

    mcborge1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone set the toaster to cremation.

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Activated charcoal is used to treat some gastrointenstinal conditions... so it's both food and medicine :D

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to drum up business for their oncology unit.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: Well, the rest of the meal is clearly inedible, so... *scrape, scrape, scrape*

    Duncan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They destroyed that raisin toast....but i would still have it.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the becel and the peanut butter if mashed on the toast hard enough it may be edible?

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    #21

    Hospital Breakfast

    Hospital Breakfast

    It's baked eggs covered with American cheese.

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    deathrose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those "eggs" green or is it just me?

    jaysko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just you. But it's probably accentuated by the gross orange kraft singles 🤢

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baked eggs? It looks like something from the dumpster that should have been collected a month ago.

    Sam C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam-I-am!

    jaysko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk how I'm the first to upvote this! Genius!!

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    Vaida Kuodytė
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eggs? That looks like broccoli stems or smth. American "cheese" is the worst part though.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I thought so, too. Very pale, overcooked broccoli cooked/baked with eggs to some kind of casserole ? But terrible.

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is baked eggs are you sure? Seems like they are trying to hide it with the cheese. Pray tell why are there hockey pucks on your plate?

    jaysko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd eat those hockey puck sausages all day over that "egg" thing

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    Marette
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they trying to KEEP you in hospital??

    Rebecca Morrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can honestly say my dog wouldn't eat any of the meals.posted on this page.

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    #22

    Chicken Teriyaki Given To Us For Nurses Week By My Hospital

    Chicken Teriyaki Given To Us For Nurses Week By My Hospital

    Ididntknowthathaha Report

    the redqueen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the chicken, and where's the teriyaki?!

    HempFairy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teriyaki has left the building.

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not great, but it's certainly more edible looking than some of the "foods" offered on this list..

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And madam, how did you find your chicken this evening?" "I moved a few f'ing grains of rice and there it was!!"

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me phoebe's line in friends about ordering in expensive restaurants with small gourmet portions! " I ordered food but i can't see it I CAN'T SEE IT!!"

    Cain Hargreaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the Fyre Festival version of chicken teriyaki

    Hans Bass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the favorite recipe of the author of the book "Naked Lunch"

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    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans treat their nurses so well, and what's with the styrofoam trays, at least paper plates can be recycled!!

    Aldert Nagel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needed to zoom in to find tge chicken, did not work for teriyaki..

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    #23

    Vegan Hospital Food: Potato

    Vegan Hospital Food: Potato

    UnlessYouDala Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather eat the salt packet!

    TiaMa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ones cooked on Mars by Matt Damon looked much better. Did they at least provide Vicodin for it to be dipped in?

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God for bid they should go overboard by giving you some thing with a little green on it or orange in it

    TheTheNotTheBrass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they only appeal to vegan cuisine or something?

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wet wipes to clean the invisible butter off your fingers.

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a cup of vegan chili with it?

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's says that you could survive with only butter and potatoes.... so theyre you go

    Billy Maguire
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They better not even THINK of showing their faces in Ireland.

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    #24

    Hospital Dinner In Germany At 16:30

    Hospital Dinner In Germany At 16:30

    DieMitDenRotenHaaren Report

    Nancy Troyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably somewhere out of the picture. I cannot imagine Germans NOT serving mustard with wurst. And this looks like a pretty decent and average meal. When I was there as an exchange student, we had meat, cheese, and bread rolls for morning and evening meals. Lunch is when you would get a hot meal that included vegetables.

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lecker. Two different slices of bread (we have such great bread), Leberwurst (liver sausage), but the mustard is indeed missing :)

    Lori Oostendorp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the metal bits holding the ends shut are for extra iron, right?

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    Kari Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing inheritly wrong with that, if they also provided some butter for the cheese.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't cheese already basically old butter? :-)

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    Vaida Kuodytė
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dinners suck. But that's a whole sausage made with real meat (you can tell because it looks like s**t instead of smooth and dyed pink), and some premium bread. The Wurst, not the worst. ;)

    Xenon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bread looks good at least.

    AzureFalcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's Also A Huge, Disembodied Pp.

    Pantea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky you. I was at a hospital in Germany and they gave us a piece of old bread and cheap processed cheese for dinner.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Served in a utensil tray! To be fair, although simple, this one look nutritious and tasty.

    F. H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's most likely a hospital food plate by Bauscher ceramics.

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    #25

    Third Week Of Living On Vegan Hospital Food And I’ve Lost 10 Kg. I Have No Idea What This Is

    Third Week Of Living On Vegan Hospital Food And I’ve Lost 10 Kg. I Have No Idea What This Is

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    SamJo_thefirst
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the can advertise themselves as diet clinic?!

    I want cake
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the Netherlands you're not allowed to lose weight in the hospital, because it interferes with the healing process apparently. My dad was made to drink high-calorie shakes to get his strength back and keep his weight up even though he was overweight and that was the reason they gave.

    cassiushumanmother
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In France when i was puking everything they were feeding me through my veins with a cathether directly into my subclavian artery, life juice! I still have the scar from it and i have loose some weight anyway but they were very careful with it because i was already skinny, i left the hospital bony instead of skinny. They should have given me more "life juice".

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    Joshua Seaman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the sucky things about eating plant-based is when you go to places and they think the veg alternative is just some salad or steamed veggies. It's like, look, veg folks like protein! Give us some protein alternative too! And we need calories ffs - no wonder why that person lost 10 Kg in 3 weeks eating that.

    JessG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, this looks like *mostly* protein. It's like four different kinds of squashed bean mush, mixed with a few kernels of corn and some whole black beans, garnished with a few canned tomatoes? In all honesty, it really doesn't look TOO terrible, just, maybe, incomplete? Just stuff it all into a big tortilla, add some cheeses, a little hot sauce, roll it up, then roast it over an open flame for say.....8 to 12 hours? Then boom! You got yourself a carbon-based diet! *chef's kiss*

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    BookCrazyTeen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw some animal poop yesterday that resembled this quite a bit 👀

    T.Milly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The banana looks perfectly ripe.....

    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's got chickpeas in it so it can't be bad.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be requesting a can of that Ensure or Boost stuff instead. That's like 500 calories and all the nutrition you need in a can. It's gotta be better than whatever the hell that is.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't eat it apply it directly to your hips see if that helps for a little weight gain.

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    #26

    Hospital Food Looks Like The Opposite Of Food. America The Great US

    Hospital Food Looks Like The Opposite Of Food. America The Great US

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    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure your meal got mixed up and should have gone to the lab instead

    Delta the hybrid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, the researchers aren't gonna use that; it was more likely going to the trash

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    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Microwaved plastic. Welcome to the oncology ward

    Lynne Stankard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is the sludgy white stuff? Do people ever eat hospital food?

    Vaida Kuodytė
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my sink clogs up it looks like that

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m starting to think prison food and hospital food come from the same place

    Judie Mindrum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sorry someone already ate it and hurled it

    Daniela Strobl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this prison food? You pay the most for health care in the world yet even your hospital food sucks?

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pitch it out the window - do not take internally!

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    #27

    This French Hospital Food Is Getting Worse - Potatoes And What I Think Was A Boiled Cabbage

    This French Hospital Food Is Getting Worse - Potatoes And What I Think Was A Boiled Cabbage

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    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's endive/chicory. It's an acquired taste, as it's a bit bitter. Well prepared it's quite good, my favorite preparation is first boiled, then seared in a pan with a bit of brown sugar. The sugar breaks the bitterness.Quite common in north of France and Belgium as a winter vegetable, as it is grown inside.

    Sylvain Petit-jean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called "Endive" and we can eat it at any time of the year. So many ways to cook it ! Well, just not the way they did in this hospital :) Best one is "Chicon en gratin" or "Endive au jambon", as said by cassiushumanmother :) entremont-...f15387.jpg entremont-chicongratin-persil-60e473ef15387.jpg

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    Pennywise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so thats were the toad skin went........

    Sanne H.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not cabbage, they are two strunks of root chicory (witlof) and it looks like it should. To look more appealing and to taste even better, it’s often made into rolls with ham and cheese, so my guess is that this person asked for a vegetarian version.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of cabbage i read garbage... same thing! Also looks a little bit like a dead bat?

    Orionpax75
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boiled cabbage that s**t must stink!!!

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like dead praying mantis

    Sanne H.
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    4 years ago

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    #28

    Horrible Vegan Hospital Food, New Mexican Style

    Horrible Vegan Hospital Food, New Mexican Style

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    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rather this than most of the others in this post, lol

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    Paola Martz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm both vegan and Mexican and that picture is just sad 😬

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical just slap some salsa on it, they’ll love it. Dang

    Maple Syrup
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are most of these vegan? Most vegan food out of a package is gross. A hospital isn’t equipped to serve vegan food. Mostly because it’s not the best dietary option in the world. (Not judging just fact) frankly they really don’t care unless you legitimately have a reason for being vegan which I’m sorry to say is next to none medically. Vegetarian yes many reasons. Vegan? No not really. Expecting a medical facility to care about your ethics about food that are not religious based or restriction based. Grow up and get over it.

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like good diarrhea-makings. . .!

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks good to me. Maybe they are upset because it's just a potatoe

    Hans Bass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cmon,who doesnt love pomegranate on their baked potatoe dinner?

    Tracy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be fun to toss at the patient sharing your room. Be terribly concerned about contagions. Request private room with an exclusive menu.

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    #29

    My Hospital Roast Dinner

    My Hospital Roast Dinner

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    HempFairy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some sauce on top would make it 90% better.

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you seen some of the "sauces" on this sight?

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    Tiny Dog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roast what? Is that chicken? Pork? Some sort of small mammal?

    A.J Milne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than the other foods so far

    Iara Ra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least looks like real food

    katboxjanitor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it is all 'roasted' but they could have cut the boiling short. And some butter or seasoning

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Compared to the others.. not half bad..

    third molar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They snatched a plate from a homeless guy rummaging a restaurant dumpster!

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    #30

    Hospital Cafeteria, Bon Appetit

    Hospital Cafeteria, Bon Appetit

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup! Free of taste, nutrition, vitamins, minerals and a classy presentation.

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    Stephanie IV
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just rice looks infinitely more inviting than all the other abominations here.

    MoodyBlue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this looks exactly like what it is: rice. Nothing else but rice. I still would rather eat this than the roadkills or "cow paste" from another posts.

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they at least seasoned it

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit boring but at least that one does not look ugly.

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again ...compared to the other pictures.... this is great... at least it doesn't look disgusting.

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually looks good after the above pix.

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    #31

    Cooked Sauerkraut With Uncooked Turkey Fillet In My University Hospital In Germany

    Cooked Sauerkraut With Uncooked Turkey Fillet In My University Hospital In Germany

    Adernain Report

    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comparative to the despicable meals above, this is a slap up meal.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like some of the turkey was eaten!

    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago

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    Sauerkraut with turkey is disgusting but to cut in the turkey and its almost raw - please eat the daisies!

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    #32

    My Girlfriend's Grandma Is In The Hospital. This Is Her Dinner. Yes, It Came Labeled That Way

    My Girlfriend's Grandma Is In The Hospital. This Is Her Dinner. Yes, It Came Labeled That Way

    BLiNKiN42 Report

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The random 'POOP' made me giggle at least.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Braunschweiger, butter, bread and potato salad? I can live with that.

    shado
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some doctors prescribe a special diet before surgery ... no one wants a patient pooping on them while under the knife! *just think what THAT would look like on social media - since everything eventually winds up on there anyway!*

    the redqueen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they ripped off a lunchable and made it their own....

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, technically, it will be... after it's been eaten ;)

    #33

    It's Bad

    It's Bad

    daddyhope Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I recognise an egg, but what is that other stuff? Mash potato?

    Sam C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's known as Ugali/Pap/N'sima (it's a white maize) eaten in most African countries - although this is usually served with a meaty stew and or beans NOT a hard boiled egg!

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    Rebekah Marks
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Sadza, it's normally served with cooked veggies (and meat, sometimes) - this is in one of Zimbabwe's public hospitals

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The chicken will be done in a while... would you like something in the meanwhile?"

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minimalists I swear to god they’re also named dietitians

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, tell me this isn’t real.

    #34

    This “Chicken Tikka” My Boyfriend Got Served In Hospital Today. We Are From Wales In Britain

    This “Chicken Tikka” My Boyfriend Got Served In Hospital Today. We Are From Wales In Britain

    meadilicious Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably tastes better than it looks. Though probably not much

    Saico Hipe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is truly horrifying. What an awful excuse for Chicken Tikka Masala!

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it was prepared when dinosaurs walk the Earth..

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    Mii
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it so solid??

    HempFairy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear... that texture. Weird.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An accident found a place to happen, Whoopee!

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they fill your plate with the sandbox?

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    #35

    This Hot Dog From The Toronto Hospital For Sick Kids

    This Hot Dog From The Toronto Hospital For Sick Kids

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    TmKhr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Them kids are about to get even more sick

    Laura Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my brother was there for a week after brain surgery, he got to pick off a menu and it was pretty solid, albeit plain (like smiley fries or scrambled eggs, Kraft dinner, fruit/veggies), but the rest of us ate at the $2 hot dog cart parked on the street by the main entrance- one of the best carts in Toronto, I swear.

    Laura Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's fine, btw, it's how we were able to pay so much attention to the food because the care he got was amazing

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    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That hospital just spent 60 million USD on a COVID lab this month. I guess that tapped them out.

    Brittany Preston
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in a kid's hospital years ago my mom stayed with me the whole time and would go to this little communal kitchen thing and make me peanut butter banana sandwiches

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is "the best children's hospital in Canada" its not the food people!

    HempFairy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet that felt like throwing your sausage down a hallway.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone deliver this to me I would ask them what happened to it? It’s clearly sick and needs attention

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, this makes me sick just looking at it. Please do so much better for our sick children.

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    #36

    Nutritious Swedish Hospital Breakfast

    Nutritious Swedish Hospital Breakfast

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bread looks good...just a bit lonely

    Metaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bread with vodka and whisky. What do you need more 😂

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the dark glass was filled with Jameson...

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a before and after sample in the galsses?

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They added the before and after picture of water!

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me? That is what they consider to be food?

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope that's apple juice?

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    #37

    Staying At A Hospital In Montreal. No Dietary Restrictions (Injured My Leg). This Was What Was Presented This Morning Along With A Cup Of Coffee

    Staying At A Hospital In Montreal. No Dietary Restrictions (Injured My Leg). This Was What Was Presented This Morning Along With A Cup Of Coffee

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    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probs has more nutrients if you leave the wrapper on the cheese

    shado
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey, it IS Montreal after all ... remember that's the province always banging on about separation - maybe they are looking to start a better food trend?

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, looks better than most of other foods served. Or is it just me thinking this?

    Me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must think you are fat?

    Tashina Ferries-Gallo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like American cheese *light* . And they burnt the toast :(

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DANG didn't even melt the cheese , sorry excuse for cheese on toast

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Them frogs will do it to you every time!

    #38

    Lunch At The Cardiovascular Surgery Hospital

    Lunch At The Cardiovascular Surgery Hospital

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    the redqueen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bologna and hot dog: the absolute worst processed food you could ever eat. I swear, I think the hospitals and big pharma work together to be sure you'll still need to take plenty of drugs for all your illnesses until the day you croak.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on - they didn't even bother to peel the plastic packaging off!

    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They obviously are drumming up more inpatients feeding people with that processed rubbish

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be still my Heart! and I guarantee it will be still!

    AzureFalcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bologna Is Already Horrible. Combine It With Sausage, And It's x200 Worse.

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lunch at the Cadaver Surgery Hospital...

    Margaret Flanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are just trying to keep themselves in business

    Tashina Ferries-Gallo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They like their patients so much, they want to see them again!

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    #39

    My Breakfast In The Hospital This Morning. I'm Sure It Only Cost Me About $75.00

    My Breakfast In The Hospital This Morning. I'm Sure It Only Cost Me About $75.00

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    Violet brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it says allergies to melon and by the looks of it they were given melon -_-

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if the melon doesn't do the job, there are pecans underneath😅😅

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    the redqueen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha....you forgot the $50.00 delivery fee, and the $45.00 admin fee( that's for the paper to print the receipt) Good ol' American healthcare! My hubby got a microscopic metal shard in his eye( he fine now) and I asked for an itemized bill- I know this sounds unbelievable, but they did use a couple of cotton swabs, but, since they opened a brand new box and only used a couple, the box of swabs..."it's now " not sterile", so they throw away a huge box of swabs, they used two out of the pack, and charged ME for the WHOLE box. Take a wild guess how much? $150.00. N.o.p.e.- Bluntly told them to take that off my bill. They did. Always asked fo itemized receipt, and don't let them say it will take awhile, mail it, ect. All they have to do is print again, but click on itemized.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am deadly allergic to NSAIDs (Common one is known as Advil) yet I have been told many times to just take couple of Advils by doctors. I doubt they really read all that stuff.

    Ervin Conn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may be that patient is not be allergic to melons. Maybe that is a warning in case they are? Sort of like the warnings that say "May contain nuts".

    Loralie Chase
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe it would say allergens if that was the case, I could be wrong though

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I says its a Denver omelette, breakfast potatoes and veggies looks more like melons which the person is allergic too. Very efficient!

    TK 421
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It states Denver omelet, cranberry juice, and breakfast potatoes. They just aren’t in the picture. Odd that they would forget those

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No bud, the issue is the person is allergic to melon and pecans...and they gave him melon in his fruit cup.

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    Jonathan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank the lord I live in Scotland. God bless the NHS

    Nicholas Kraemer
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    4 years ago

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    It's literally their own fault and you can tell because of how the picture is cropped. They ordered the food, a nice selection of things by the looks of it. Yes they were served melon, but check out the top of the receipt where the fruit cup details are conveniently cut off. I'm betting that someone wouldn't take no for an answer when they were told not to order the fruit cup.

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    #40

    Vegetarian Dinner Option At The Hospital

    Vegetarian Dinner Option At The Hospital

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    #41

    Although I’m Grateful My Hospital Is Concerned And Busy With Covid, This Is My Omelet After 48 Hours Of ER/ICU Call

    Although I’m Grateful My Hospital Is Concerned And Busy With Covid, This Is My Omelet After 48 Hours Of ER/ICU Call

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    Béatrice Gallet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not cooked but a bit burned ! That's impressive !

    Lucas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes skill to burn and not fully cook something - I agree, impressive!

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This does at least look like it was made by a human and isn’t some over processed, unidentifiable grey stuff.

    Sam C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think they want you to stay in hospital... from salmonella poisoning!

    the redqueen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was some sort of dessert

    #42

    Tasty Full English Breakfast From Raffles Hospital, Singapore

    Tasty Full English Breakfast From Raffles Hospital, Singapore

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    the redqueen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you can tell they counted those beans in groups of two's and four's...can't have somebody getting an extra bean, now....

    Amy Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not even a half English, let alone a Full English. Those eggs look hideous

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be missing a couple of things...

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm closer to full English that this! (I'm Irish)

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are eggs? One mini slice of tomato drowning in counted bean sauce. HELP!

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Half Empty English Breakfast.

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    #43

    Hospital Food Services At Local Hospital In Halifax, Nova Scotia

    Hospital Food Services At Local Hospital In Halifax, Nova Scotia

    Tim_McDermott Report

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take it this is an egg salad sandwich , with reduced egg of course!

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    #44

    Looks Like It Was Cooked About 4 Weeks Ago

    Looks Like It Was Cooked About 4 Weeks Ago

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    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    carrots and omelette REALLY?

    Metaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salty omelette most likely. I strongly advise to try it. Tastes great with cheese and ham

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't read the test at first. I thought is was a bad Yorkshire pudding!

    The Dave
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Yorkshire pudding

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The food needs a surgeon for sure

    #45

    German Hospital Food

    German Hospital Food

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    I’m A Black Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's mashed potatoes and probably gulash or stew, which has been cooked and refrigerated in portions beforehand, so now it needs to bee heated up and will probably look and taste ok after the heating procedure. Don't see a problem

    Cupcake168
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fat-drops on top aren’t even melted.

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's frozen mashed potatoes and probably sth like Roulade or Gulasch (or just whatever meat in whatever brown sauce)

    the redqueen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can guess a twice baked potato mashy thingie-but the brown stuff looks like runny refrigerator beans, good god what is it?!

    Natalie Bohrteller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess it's still about to be microwaved.

    Cheryl Forbes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that butter and carrot bread? Not a bad breakfast.

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a readymade meal for someone who cannot chew, and it still needs heating up. My father received this kind of food after he had open cancer in his mouth - it may not look too fancy but the taste ist alright and it was really a big help for him.

    Jack Holt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadness on a plate?

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    #46

    Side Of Bacon At The Hospital In Florida

    Side Of Bacon At The Hospital In Florida

    buckeyediver Report

    shado
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    too bad the American government doesn't have a quarter of the transparency that bacon has!

    #47

    Hospital Food In Lithuania

    Hospital Food In Lithuania

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pearl barley and what reminds me of Königsberger Klopse (meatballs)

    Cupcake168
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …and carrots. It doesn’t look tasty because of the grey, but it’s not so bad at all, especially in comparison with all that other food here.

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn't look that bad and actually edible (Like JuJu said, looks like Königsberger Meatballs)

    Pille P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another nice fart bomb :D

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably isn't, but it looks like biscuits & gravy along with barely and carrots. That sounds fine to me. [for people where 'biscuit' means something else: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biscuits_and_gravy ]

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lot of barley but don't know what's covered in the cream sauce.

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    #48

    Good Old Hospital Chicken Parmesan

    Good Old Hospital Chicken Parmesan

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    Xenon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And two cans of Pepsi??

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To quote one of the greatest cooks of our time - "IT'S F***ING RAW!"

    Hugo Kwame Coles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he have 2 cans of pepsi, A blood sugar low

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That honestly doesn't even look like meat *shudders*.

    #49

    Egyptian Hospital Food

    Egyptian Hospital Food

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    k Wetherbee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yogurt, a boiled egg, and toast. A lovely breakfast. I dont see the issue.

    shado
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks perfectly fine to me - some people may need to go back and look at what Lithuania is serving and then make their comments!

    #50

    My Lovely Vegan Lunch While I Was In Hospital In UK. Dry Potato No Vegan Spread

    My Lovely Vegan Lunch While I Was In Hospital In UK. Dry Potato No Vegan Spread

    Foxjessie Report

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pitch it against the wall and see if it sticks!

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covered in Pepper, making it inedible.

    shado
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey ... when you ask for a 'vegan diet' you no have room to complain, you did ask for it! - besides, most vegan dishes look like pure evil before you have cooked or plated them

    Neil Bidle
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    4 years ago

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    Can't give you butter, milking is good for cows, which is bad...or something??

    #51

    Friend Sent This To Me - It's From A Hospital Canteen In Ireland

    Friend Sent This To Me - It's From A Hospital Canteen In Ireland

    markybar Report

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks suspiciously like there was toast on the side

    HempFairy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could at least peel off those eggs.

    cassiushumanmother
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free calcium, phosphorus and magnesium supplementation, and crunchy!

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    Xenon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And unpeeled eggs, so you have to stick your hands in bean juice to be able to eat them. Charming.

    Not Proud British
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's from a buffet. Not everyone would have chosen hardboiled eggs with beans and I'm sure there were other choices, along with the toast crumbs that someone has already spotted.

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a canteen.. don't you splash on your plate what you want to eat at a canteen?

    R Carson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A frank would totaly complete this meal.

    Jack Holt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isn't pretty but it's probably the most nutritious of the dishes so far

    Immortal Jellyfish
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beans, egg and toast, nout up with that.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you need better friends immediately

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    #52

    My Breakfast Today In The Hospital. Dry Bread, One Slice Of American Cheese, Bit Of Jam, Sugar And Milk For Instant Coffee. It's Not Prison, Just A Belgian Hospital

    My Breakfast Today In The Hospital. Dry Bread, One Slice Of American Cheese, Bit Of Jam, Sugar And Milk For Instant Coffee. It's Not Prison, Just A Belgian Hospital

    Gordondel Report

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prisoners would revolt! It is revolting- no?

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats more or lese okay. At least you have something that looks like butter. Just very little food.

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and I spot a butter..

    Pantea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Germany, they serve you this as dinner again :(

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the Uk we called that plastic cheese.

    Me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half of these dinners are a slice of bread with a slice of cheese. That's nutritious?

    Jack Holt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eww american cheese

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    #53

    In This Hospital In Ontario, When They Say "Fresh Poutine", They Really Mean "Frozen Fries Topped With Demolished Cheese Slices"

    In This Hospital In Ontario, When They Say "Fresh Poutine", They Really Mean "Frozen Fries Topped With Demolished Cheese Slices"

    chunkyfunkymonkey Report

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave it to Ontario to butcher a Quebec staple.

    the redqueen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sent to you in a plastic, foldable Baby Shark du du dududdudu.......

    Violet brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you don't like the food can you sent it back?

    #54

    Vegan Option From My Hospital Breakfast

    Vegan Option From My Hospital Breakfast

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks just yummy and filling! (sarcasm intended)

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell them fries and ketchup are vegan

    #55

    Looks Like Its Regurgitated Beef On A Bun And Carrots For Lunch Today

    Looks Like Its Regurgitated Beef On A Bun And Carrots For Lunch Today

    carolh1978 Report

    Moo Moo Futch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like something Dr Pimple Popper has scraped out of a 45 year old cyst.

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thing looks like it's about to bite you!

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pulled beef sandwich (with bbq sauce) and some carrots.. is my guess

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like some kind of insect nest.

    Delta the hybrid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It remindse of the pellets that owls make in their gizzard with the excess animals fur/bones and other unedible things... Blech

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    #56

    2 Buttered Slices Of Bread, Some Kind Of Sweet Bun And Strawberry Jam. Hospital Food Hours. Honestly The Bread Is The Best Part. Southern Poland

    2 Buttered Slices Of Bread, Some Kind Of Sweet Bun And Strawberry Jam. Hospital Food Hours. Honestly The Bread Is The Best Part. Southern Poland

    ihave_noname_bro Report

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not too horrible. At least no pea-soup.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sweet bun could be something like raisin bread (Rosinensemmel) - something that is popular here in Germanyfor breakfast

    manowce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised there's only one photo from Poland...

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat the bread and flush the rest!

    #57

    This Is What The NHS Call A Turkey Dinner And All The Trimmings For Someone Recovering From Cancer

    This Is What The NHS Call A Turkey Dinner And All The Trimmings For Someone Recovering From Cancer

    Trixiefire666 Report

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of it looks like it was half eaten before being served.

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like the kind of food that gives you cancer...

    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the trimmings off other plates?

    Hugo Coles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turkey looks like sandwich meat

    #58

    In The St. Michaels Hospital, Toronto, And They Just Served Dinner

    In The St. Michaels Hospital, Toronto, And They Just Served Dinner

    AlwaysWantedN64 Report

    LottieH
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks great! That green stuff is mushy peas, just mushed into oblivion. Bloody lovely with fish and chips or a homemade meat and potato pie! (UK here)

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't have to identify you were from the UK. We knew. :)

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    Lori Spins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the better looking meals on this list

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually one of the best yet!

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a fan of peas, but that looks highly edible compared to the things higher on the list

    Ileana Sky Aviles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a feast compared to the previous!

    Wistiti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel as if the green would glow in the dark.

    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love mash and mushy peas although they are generally not on the same plate.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It all looks artificial. I'm a Canadian live not to far from St. Mikes never been there thank God!

    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it looks a lot better than most of the entries.

    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they drew the ‘griddle’ marks on that chicken with a sharpie

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    #59

    I Present An American Hospital Cheeseburger

    I Present An American Hospital Cheeseburger

    hambosammich Report

    HempFairy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The burger looks surprised and confused.

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know they could make this look better. My mom made art out of food when we were struggling especially when she had to use bread bc she couldn't buy buns

    TheBoredPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck is the brown thing in the middle that looks like a cross between a poo and a banana?

    Me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is going on with these hospitals and sliced bread.

    Jack Holt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on earth is a hospital giving their patient's a cheeseburger as sustenance? To keep them coming back?

    The Dave
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not even a patty melt!

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The so called cheeseburger is disgusting, pray tell what are the equally disgusting brown things on the side?

    the redqueen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a restaurant manager fave meal- beef patty slapped with a piece of halfway melted cheese on it; and whatever side is quickest/ still sitting in window/ect. You eat no more than two bites, then get up-at least 15 minutes later come back when it's good and ice cold, but it's the best thing you ever tasted. Get 3/4 done, get up for 3 minutes, hurry back to your food-and it's gone. Busser thought it they" were done. Then you work another 8 hours. That's a classic " Managers special". All line cooks know it by name.

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    #60

    Breakfast In Hospital In Serbia

    Breakfast In Hospital In Serbia

    Euphoric-Winter-4234 Report

    Ragnhild Nilsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not bad. Lacks a bit on presentation, but bread, butter, ham/bologna/mystery meat, egg and jam is OK.

    I’m A Black Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like what every other household gets for preakfast in Eastern Europe. No need to complain

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be okay with this one too!

    I wish I could live in the ocean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've gone gluten free because of stomach issues some weeks ago and fell so much better. If I ever have to go to a hospital I'm gonna be very hungry...

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could use one more slice of bread to make use of the bologna and the jam (?)

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An egg Hopefully cooked, a slab of deli meat two slices of a baguette and a cup of pony piss and this looks fine. check your specks.

    #61

    Mums In Hospital Over The Weekend With Heart Trouble. She Sent Me A Picture Of Her Lunch. It’s England

    Mums In Hospital Over The Weekend With Heart Trouble. She Sent Me A Picture Of Her Lunch. It’s England

    Flatcapspaintandglue Report

    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baked potato with butter and cheese, what's wrong with that??

    MCathenaE
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a 1/4 of a baked potato & cheese substance...

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair (slightly). I feel this might be a patient problem, in NHS hospitals you’re given a fairly big list of things to choose from. They hand the menu round each day and you pick what you want from it. 🤷‍♀️ This looks like she forgot to pick things to go with her potato (maybe she thought baked potato meant full meal).

    Lucas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with you - I've been in hospital a few times in the UK and had plenty of choice and also perfectly fine meals. Also as a visitor when seeing family in hospitals they had really okay meals. Not denying you get rubbish at times but on the whole my experience hasn't been anything bad.

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell happened to bangers and mash with mushy peas?

    Not Proud British
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For all those who think butter and cheese is bad for you - these are good fats, which is why the hospitals think nothing of serving them to people with heart conditions. It's the margarine that is really bad for you.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was in with heart trouble. To get heart trouble.

    Sam C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that will help with her cholesterol... NOT!

    Cavern Gill-Vernon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in hospital in York UK for 2 weeks. For lunch, everyday, we got dry crackers and a bit of cheese

    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there's a healthy amount of saturated fat

    LottieH
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem here is that the NHS uses 'healthy serving sizes' and at home we pile it on the plate. I have been in and out of hospital in UK lately and I had to ask them why we got so little, this was their reasoning. My bedside locker was full of snacks to help me out.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we a little unclear on the concept of heart problems

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    #62

    Love Me Some Crappy Hospital Food. Germany

    Love Me Some Crappy Hospital Food. Germany

    Frischfischfabrik Report

    pebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't see why in these pictures you see so much wursts, since these are hospital menus, but this meal looks fine to me.

    I’m A Black Cat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Potatoes with herbs, vegetables and a sausage with sauce. Looks ok to me

    Tashina Ferries-Gallo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks pretty yum. To me anyways. To each their own.

    Kevin Corcoran
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is fine! Curry wurst, cheesy baked cauliflower(?), and herby potatoes. Yum!

    J. F.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like Bratwurst in a quite raw state

    pebs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me it looks like a cooked Weißwurst.

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    Cupcake168
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably they just don’t like it. No reason to complain. In most Hospitals in Germany you can choose between 3 lunches. Dinner is worst: mostly a slice of bread and a slice of Mortadellas, if you’re lucky with some pickles on the side.

    Cold Contagious
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could eat the cauliflower and brussel sprouts for sure, don't know what kind of wurst that is tho.

    pebs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a Weißwurst (white wurst). I like them.

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    #63

    Hospital Vegetable Lasagne

    Hospital Vegetable Lasagne

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    HempFairy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't get it... it's deconstructed.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so HERE'S the rest of that lasagne from the Adventist's hospital.

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    #64

    Since We’re Sharing Hospital Food, Here Is What We Receive For Breakfast Every Day At A Public Hospital In Rome, Italy

    Since We’re Sharing Hospital Food, Here Is What We Receive For Breakfast Every Day At A Public Hospital In Rome, Italy

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    Sanne H.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considered that the real Italian breakfast is one cup of coffee and one bread thing (a croissant or something similar), this isn’t much far from it.

    #65

    I Knew I Took This Picture For A Reason. Feast Your Eyes On My Hospital Breakfast In America

    I Knew I Took This Picture For A Reason. Feast Your Eyes On My Hospital Breakfast In America

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    the redqueen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big waffle, a hard boiled egg, a box of cereal, half pint of milk, I even see the little butter pats- guarantee there's also syrup and juice-some of these people in other countries are getting a slice of bread....I am American, so I can say it: Some Americans are so spoiled they have no clue.

    Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot the banana, and yes you are correct. This is better breakfast than I eat at home

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    Bear42212
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In American hospitals you order what you want for your meals. He ordered this.

    Wistiti
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the waffle yellow?

    Saico Hipe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can taste the sadness in this. I bet the waffle is floppy and yet dry, and the egg has a gray ring and dusty, pasty yolk. Ugh.

    Karin Gibson
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    4 years ago

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    Is the golf ball made of cheese ???

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    #66

    I'm A Cancer Patient In The Hospital. Instant Mashed Potatoes Mixed Into Chicken Broth

    I'm A Cancer Patient In The Hospital. Instant Mashed Potatoes Mixed Into Chicken Broth

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    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they told my mum they mash it to make it easier for people to digest , it takes energy to digest things and as you know people with cancer have less energy , chicken broth is great for you

    Nathan Pogorzala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That and the potato is the most nutriously complete food out there.

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    Monday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy to digest and at least somewhat nutritional, I see no problem here.

    Neil Bidle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly wasn't that bad considering you ate it? Mashed potato and gravy is yum

    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago

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    Not for a cancer patient you asshole!

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    #67

    I See Your Walmart Philly, And Raise You A Hospital Cafeteria In Philly

    I See Your Walmart Philly, And Raise You A Hospital Cafeteria In Philly

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    Donkey boi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take it that a 'Philly' is a steak sandwich with cheese and onions?

    Philly Bob Squires
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'd be kind of ashamed that you got that in Philly. That's really sad.

    Ted Expert
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get people complaining about cafeteria food - if you don't like it, don't eat it. Complain about the food they serve PATIENTS instead.

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