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When you have a planner drafting your house, a roof over your head is the bare minimum you expect. I wouldn’t call a set of windows a luxury either. But in reality, even in the most precise universe of architecture and engineering, errors happen. And the results are the monstrosities you’re about to see.

Thanks to the Twitter page “Bad Planning,” we have quite a split collection to look at. The page sarcastically describes itself as “a celebration of all the ‘smelly’ stuff imposed on our environment.” It adds that: “Perpetrated by Architects, Planners, Surveyors, Engineers & other environmental ne’er do wells.” Whoever created this page appears genuinely unforgiving.

Get ready to meet ‘Fencemageddon,’ heaters rising up the stairway, the house of all the planet’s windows, and other peculiar specimens. Scroll down, enjoy and upvote your favorites as you go!

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are upset, you just had to do it the French way : unite to create a company that will buy and preserve the building.

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In order to find out how bad planning and design examples like these end up in public and private spaces, we have to break down where they start from. Maybe it’s a client who ordered a questionable design and turned it into reality. Maybe it’s a designer who forgot the functional part of the design. Or it may well be the planners who didn’t take what was needed into account.

“We never realize how much even the smallest detail can affect our everyday lifestyle,” Laura Vanagaite, a Portugal-based graphic designer, told Bored Panda. She shared a couple of insights of what happens and why when objects, buildings, and spaces are designed with such big flaws. “Every single object we use from the morning until the night is designed specifically on how it is supposed to be. But that is not always the case. Functionality is the number one rule in the design and architecture world,” Laura explained.

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“But sometimes,” Laura said, “some creative choices are made that make the function not the priority.” And that is where the confusion happens. “From what we have seen in the past, some design solutions are made without thinking of the actual client, a person that will use the product. It applies to everything: website or app design, interior design, furniture, architecture and spatial planning.”

Laura also said that if any of the end product is made without thinking much about the user, it loses its value. “For example, a person downloads an app, it looks nice, the design is modern, it looks beautifully done, but the letters are done in a light color and it is hard to understand what information needs to be filled in. The client gets annoyed and decides to delete the app. In this case, the designer should have thought about the app function and how user-friendly it would be.”

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“Another example can be spatial planning,” the graphic designer said. “Let's say that the architects were hired to create a modern working space for a tech company. The finished result looks modern, innovative and... not enough space for the workers to sit properly. Sitting areas are a crucial part of offices because the physical health of the workers determines how productive they will be.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine getting home drunk one night and as soon as you step out of the taxi you just fall into a pit

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's just a new estate, I'm not sure what the issue is. This is normal for the UK.

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Martin Kaine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, the "shortcut" from Shaun of the Dead, another Edgar Wright masterpiece.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stop posting this one, been posted a dozen times here before. These are fresh gardens and will look a lot better once plants have started growing. The perspective makes it look tiny, but I think it's quite ok. Just needs some time.

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Sarah Benedictus
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what's the problem? sure it looks ugly, but all new estates look like this. everyone wants a fence. they are standard, and a good fence makes good neighbours.

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Seabeast
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is actually a good way to run a fence down a slope. Nothing to do with architects, again.

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Vicky Zar
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is just the perspective. I bet these are row houses or whatever you call them.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

at least they got fencing , my estate was a build your own , hard trying to get the next door to chip in , nice of my dogs to s**t on his lawn to remind him why fences are needed

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Thomas Sweda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the States, we do our mazes with corn. But then, they’re only available at the end of the growing season. These can be used all year long. Brilliant !

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Janice Hazeldine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This probably looks fine from inside one of the houses. At least they have some privacy in their own yards AND they got a tall fence rather than the usual three wire fence that is often used.

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Gingiboom
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welcome to new build housing in the UK. Not an unusual sight unfortunately

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olx
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it looks likw when a windows error message opens up, then you move the cursor and loads start to appear

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Nazda Pokmov
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you get a backyard and you get a backyard and you get a backyard....just do not look over the fence and you will be just fine

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Hugh Walter
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I can claim that petty mess of green handkerchiefs and fortress walls for the UK!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t actually think it’s a mistake. Each house leads out onto their own enclosed garden. Very British! Very new build property!

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Sue Sanders
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably all connected to rows of ticky tacky houses - pink ticky tacky ones.

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Mim Sörensson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I lived here, I’d live in constant fear of suddenly standing eye to eye with Pac-Man. Even if he’s the good guy, he DOES eat or attack everything he ever comes across in a maze situation.

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Nancy Doughty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kinda typical English flat backyard, isn't it? Except everyone wants privacy. Never been, but I've seen them in old English movies. No fences, unless it was a garden.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The brother owned the fencing company that related to the management, that’s related to an ex.

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I'mNotARoboat
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've lived in a place that was similar. They were two different roads that ended up making a giant square and all the backyards were connected like this. It looks better than this though. This is depressing.

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Liz Orr
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Canada it takes months to melt snow because these fencing areas block all light. I have seen piles of snow ice in July when spring was in April. Also, mud pits because lack of light equals nothing grows and no evaporation after rain.

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Jack Holt
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jesus Christ will someone plant a climber? Pronto!

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Jen T
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And apparently you can still see in your neighbors yards.

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Viki Short
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kindergartners Make Fence With Novelty Sized Popsicle Sticks...film at 11!

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GoddessOdd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once this weathers a bit, it would look a lot like a cattle operation I think... chutes to move livestock safely from one area to another.

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Amanda Hunter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The developer could have planted a small tree in them at least.

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Alexandra
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So there are 7 houses on the left, 2 on the right and 1 far back. We can do math now :-D.

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laka puka
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This gives me a headache backache and all the other aches too

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ClaireM
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's no longer sold in the UK. Generally with new builds it's left for the owners to paint. There's a trend for different coloured fence paint currently.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one would buy them if they did that. People want their own private space for their kids to play and pets to use, to invite their friends to. Also, it's likely that there is also a central green area on the development.

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Vicky Zar
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, not really. What you see are several back gardens side by side plus the ones of the houses opposite and to the side. The house on the left is a row house, that's why there are so many fences. Several gardens next to each other. The perspective of the photo isn't helping.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm pretty sure fence panels in the Uk are pre treated against the weather and don't need painting for a year or so. Creosote isn't legal here anymore ( for maybe a decade) because it's so bad for the environment. There are plenty of other options for treating wood panels though.

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According to Laura, these types of mistakes can be found in every area: “maybe the logo was wrongly designed and did not reflect the values of the company, maybe the cutlery was designed without thinking about whether left-handed people would be able to use it.”

She also stressed the fact that every designer should think first about the function and the person who will be using the product. “Whether it is a simple app or a huge architectural building, you as the professional should ask ‘What does the client need and what issues do I need to solve to make it easier for them to use it?’” Laura concluded.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That one room is where they keep the deranged Brother, bricked in and away from society.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my language, it's the Devil who is in the details. We always try to see the bad in every thing, to see the clouds behind the silver lining, in order to be prepared for when the smallest defect in the greatest plan will make everything backfire and fail miserably.

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