49 Unhinged Chats People Had On Dating Apps That Might Convince You To Stay Single

Is this Elon Musk?

I had a friend who's boyfriend had a gigantic ding dong. She hated having s*x, saying it made her cry because of the pain. A big ding dong does not mean good s*x.

So...no one going to comment that it's probably a sextortion thing?

Guy discovers women eat, is left shocked by the realization.

When did height for men become such a weird issue??

that was so unnecessary to mention...

Hold on, boobies. BP is NOT censoring that word in comments.

Leonardo DiCaprio?

I am respecting the efficiency of this one.

Immature? Pot and kettle spring to mind.

NOPE! Nope nope nope nope!

A woman once matched with me, and before I could say anything, she texted, "If you were taller and lost a little weight, you'd be kind of all right." Then unmatched me. I sat there baffled for a couple minutes, then went right back to my beer and bag of pork rinds.

If she started laminating her eyebrows then I agree with him. Although I would never say that to someone’s face. I don’t understand that styling. I also don’t understand most eyebrow styles throughout history - let’s pluck them and make them thin, draw them on, make them arched, make them bushy… it seems so odd to me that people follow eyebrow trends.

The relationship sounded serious.

No, thinking you don't need to earn things is just entitlement.

thats insane...

Now we know why she's single.

Ouch

Not exactly subtle here.

Talk about a self own. Guys like this make me concerned about the next generation.

Oh.Hell.No. (The Trump banners alone would be a big NOPE for me)...

His reply should have been, 'You can't see me".

A cold makes me red, your balls are blue. Hooking up with you is something I’d never do.

Isn't the internet FULL of nudes? Like, millions of them, free to access. Why is nudes from someone on a dating app so important?

Self respect

She sounds like one of those, "I said no, because I wanted him to try harder" girls that doesn't understand she brings nothing to the relationship

people suck

Well, are you going to help your impoverished Nigerian prince or not?

Good heavens, this guy never got out of middle school.

There are definitely other ways to talk to people on the internet other than dating apps.

"We aren't engaged in the US yet,only Mexico" bruh you misunderstand the concept

I mean it this time... This time for sure... For reals this time... Legend says he's still sending messages.

I simply do not understand this focus on mens' height! Crazy.

Seriously bp. The censorship is crazy.

Probably he expected nudes.

It's possible she left her phone at her parents house?

That last sentence was predictable given the amazing effort they put into their messages.

An efficient, if ungrammatical response. I don't understand how some people are still typing as though they HAVE to respond IMMEDIATELY, and there is a set character limit. It might not be true, but people ARE going to assume that if you won't take the time to reply properly, that you won't take time to do a relationship properly.

I mean they werent being rude or insulting OP so...?

join a chat room then

He wanted to see if things worked out with the other woman.

This was kinda stupid.

What sort of stupidity is this, expecting someone to pay for your date, just because he's a guy. How about paying for yourself?

OMG read the room, Kevin!

I know they're just throwing the other person's conceit back in their face, but honestly, it wouldn't be a bad dating philosophy. Most of us are average, as a rule, and our ideal partner is most likely also average. People chase shiny objects only to be disappointed and reminded of their own inadequacies. It wastes time and energy while your ideal partner goes overlooked.

0.0075% of what population? One person would be 0.0075% of a population of 13,333.

Borderline?

Sounds like YOU have an issue with WOMEN who can fight...

Props to Ethan, that was a pretty funny response to what you said, you fired a shot, he fired back.

Can someone help me with the blurred word on the last text please? Edit - thank you all, I had a brain hiccup and forgot you can click the link below!