I named my kid after a Pokémon - Eevee. Thought it was a super cool idea in 2002.

I named my daughter after my [late] mother. I kind of regret it, only because I have a hard time saying it sometimes.

*Too clean for the hamper, too dirty for the drawer, that’s why I put my cargo shorts on the floor*

If I don't jerk off, I can't think straight. I'll end up doing something stupid like invade Poland, start a megachurch, or buy a timeshare.

From a gay dude's perspective, probably explaining that my sexuality doesn't mean i'm an expert on women's beauty stuff.

I'll go shopping with you and give you my opinion on outfits, but I'm not some Paris fashion wizard because I get naked with other men. Speaking of which, I can do drag makeup. No, Cindy. That does not mean I'll do your makeup. Why? It's *Drag* makeup, you will look like a clown f****d a real housewife. Is that what you want, Cindy?

We're still a human so that's mean We have feelings too

So please take care when choosing your words when you're arguing with us.

That sometimes we need personal space and it has nothing to do with our opinion of you.

Why we bottle our emotions up.

Sometimes we could use a hug.

Pee at an angle.

Most of us don’t get complimented so if you do give us one we’ll remember it forever.

Sometimes an erection just happens. We don't control the thing, it's a physical response that could literally be from nothing.

That just because I’m a guy doesn’t mean I don’t care.

I’ve had women talk to me about guys losing their hair “ he’s a guy so he doesn’t care! “ I know a lot of guys who hate being bald or the fact that they are balding and their hair is thinning and hairline is receding! This idea that we don’t care or don’t care about our looks because we are a guy is ridiculous.

When we say we don't care we really dont care. Yes we can have an opinion on something, but when we say we don't care that means our opinion isn't strong enough to sway us either way on something.