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Leg less In Minneapolis
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Felled by cruel fate I am a 50-something woman who resides in a nursing home and entertains herself writing sarcastic comments on the internet and laughing at posts.

IKnowAllSeven reply
I wanted to replace a doorknob. Then was like, I should do them all so they match. Then was like, well these doors are old and should get replaced. Then was like, well, now the walls look shabby, and the flooring…and I wanted to get rid of that one wall anyway. And I need a window over here.
So, that’s how you end up with a $70k doorknob.

fingerofchicken reply
All creatures of the earth both great and small make it their life's mission to destroy your house via digging, chewing, and burrowing.
HarmonicasAndHisses:
Last night a raccoon broke into my completely enclosed vegetable garden. On the Ring cam, I watched this fat demon rip open my mesh fence with his [jerk] raccoon hands, trounce all over my radishes for funzees, then dig up all the carrots trying to figure out how to escape. He finally settled on simply tearing apart a second part of the mesh. He didn’t even eat anything, he just wanted to destroy!
Lotan:
We bought a beautiful house that’s in the woods. I always say, “The thing about living in the woods is that everything in the woods wants to live with you.”
30 Wild And Heartbreaking Stories From Fathers Who Discovered Their Child Wasn't Actually Theirs

throwawaydadstill reply
My daughter isn't mine. My now ex-wife knows, I know, our daughter is little and doesn't know. The real father doesn't want anything to do with her. In my mind she'll always be my daughter. I'll raise her and care for her, not because I have to, but because she deserves the love of a father as much as anyone else. My ex-wife I don't wish ill upon, when I let her go I let all that anger go too. I'm just happy to have this little girl in my life.

DK__00 reply
I have a mixed race child. Originally was told it was mine until she actually gave birth. Since she was mixed, she came out pretty light skinned. Very light skinned, actually. But as she got older, her skin got darker and darker. Let the mother stick around for about a year to 2 years. She wasn't from where we were living and didn't have anywhere else to go. Didn't want to kick baby out into the streets. Finally, I had enough of her crazy and kicked her out. But, I ended up getting attached to the little girl.
Fast forward 2 years and I'm single, lonely, depressed and missing the little girl. I've had no contact with them. Through the grapevine, I hear my little girls real dad has nothing to do with her. No contact, no father. From the story I get, the real dad was married and refused her.
I set up a meeting with my little girl after two years to get a feeling on the situation and it was like those two years never happened. She ran up to me like she just saw me yesterday. I talked to the mother and I said that I'll take care of her. We never went to court. No child support has ever been filed. We don't fight about anything. I tell her if she needs anything as far as money or clothes, whatever, I'll take care of it.
She's now 10, I'm married, my wife accepts her with open arms and loves her like I do. She's an awesome kid. Great student. No troubles. I have to teach her a bit of humility because all she concerned about is being beautiful. But if that's my biggest worry with her, I think that's ok. I wouldn't change anything at all.
I will tell you one thing. I live in the south and you would think that a married white couple with 2 normal white kids and an older mixed girl, one would think you'd get more looks from white folks. Surprisingly, it's the black folks that gives us more "WTH?" looks than anything. But like I said, I wouldn't trade her for anything. I love that silly girl.

fingerofchicken reply
All creatures of the earth both great and small make it their life's mission to destroy your house via digging, chewing, and burrowing.
HarmonicasAndHisses:
Last night a raccoon broke into my completely enclosed vegetable garden. On the Ring cam, I watched this fat demon rip open my mesh fence with his [jerk] raccoon hands, trounce all over my radishes for funzees, then dig up all the carrots trying to figure out how to escape. He finally settled on simply tearing apart a second part of the mesh. He didn’t even eat anything, he just wanted to destroy!
Lotan:
We bought a beautiful house that’s in the woods. I always say, “The thing about living in the woods is that everything in the woods wants to live with you.”


















