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marianne eliza • commented on 8 posts 6 hours ago

Queen Elizabeth’s Former Assistant Speaks Out On What The Royal Family Is Really Like Behind Closed Doors

Sounds like she was protective. Perhaps she sniffed out mercenary servants. If only we could all have a gatekeeper like Angela.

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

If this is true, then I am so disappointed in the women. Do they really think so little of themselves? Or just trying to find a way to never have to work another minute of their life?

Queen Elizabeth’s Former Assistant Speaks Out On What The Royal Family Is Really Like Behind Closed Doors

Sounds like she was protective. Perhaps she sniffed out mercenary servants. If only we could all have a gatekeeper like Angela.

People Are Cringing At These 61 Photos That Show Unseen Levels Of Human Stupidity (New Pics)

Was the twit offered fries?

People Are Cringing At These 61 Photos That Show Unseen Levels Of Human Stupidity (New Pics)

Looks more like a bad pavé than a single stone.

49 Pictures Of The Wildest Eyebrows That Could Make You Raise Your Own Eyebrows In Awe

What some people won't do to get attention. What's truly sad is these persons actually think they look good. Perhaps an eye exam is in order. Or maybe they're just a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

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marianne eliza • upvoted 10 items 6 hours ago

Queen Elizabeth’s Former Assistant Speaks Out On What The Royal Family Is Really Like Behind Closed Doors

Sounds like she was protective. Perhaps she sniffed out mercenary servants. If only we could all have a gatekeeper like Angela.

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

And should be done at schools so teachers will have an affordable place to live. Tenants restricted to school district employees and their families.

Queen Elizabeth’s Former Assistant Speaks Out On What The Royal Family Is Really Like Behind Closed Doors

Sounds like she was protective. Perhaps she sniffed out mercenary servants. If only we could all have a gatekeeper like Angela.

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

And should be done at schools so teachers will have an affordable place to live. Tenants restricted to school district employees and their families.

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

People Are Cringing At These 61 Photos That Show Unseen Levels Of Human Stupidity (New Pics)

Looks more like a bad pavé than a single stone.

49 Pictures Of The Wildest Eyebrows That Could Make You Raise Your Own Eyebrows In Awe

What some people won't do to get attention. What's truly sad is these persons actually think they look good. Perhaps an eye exam is in order. Or maybe they're just a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

Perhaps I'm weird, but I have no problem with this at all.

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

Why can't the parents teach their children once in a while?

People Are Cringing At These 61 Photos That Show Unseen Levels Of Human Stupidity (New Pics)

Photoshop yourself into a picture of Jamaica instead of Alaska. You'll soon feel warmer.

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

Most people in the US voted for one. so what do you expect

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marianne eliza • upvoted 9 items 1 day ago

People Are Cringing At These 61 Photos That Show Unseen Levels Of Human Stupidity (New Pics)

His girlfriend *is* a sock.

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

Nah,let them get on with it. We could even thin them out a bit by telling them it works even better they use a shotgùn.

People Are Cringing At These 61 Photos That Show Unseen Levels Of Human Stupidity (New Pics)

His girlfriend *is* a sock.

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

Nah,let them get on with it. We could even thin them out a bit by telling them it works even better they use a shotgùn.

People Are Cringing At These 61 Photos That Show Unseen Levels Of Human Stupidity (New Pics)

Huge red flag. That woman needs to run while she can

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

I will now.

People Are Cringing At These 61 Photos That Show Unseen Levels Of Human Stupidity (New Pics)

Vocabulary cannot be loquacious. Loquacious simply means “talkative.” What a self own for someone pretending to be intelligent.

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

How can people run for office if they are so far out of touch?

People Are Cringing At These 61 Photos That Show Unseen Levels Of Human Stupidity (New Pics)

its also ugly

People Are Cringing At These 61 Photos That Show Unseen Levels Of Human Stupidity (New Pics)

Just turn your phone off

Kanye West Breaks Silence On Wireless Festival Fallout As David Schwimmer Slams Rapper And Sponsors Pull Out

I expect he will be going off his meds soon. He has a pattern. He gets stabilized, then thinks he doesn't need his meds anymore and he quits them.

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marianne eliza • commented on a post 1 day ago

Kanye West Breaks Silence On Wireless Festival Fallout As David Schwimmer Slams Rapper And Sponsors Pull Out

I expect he will be going off his meds soon. He has a pattern. He gets stabilized, then thinks he doesn't need his meds anymore and he quits them.

marianne eliza • upvoted 3 items 2 days ago

NYC Mayoral Candidates Have Absolutely No Idea How Much Housing In The City Costs

Curing Pancreatic Cancer Is Pompous

NYC Mayoral Candidates Have Absolutely No Idea How Much Housing In The City Costs

Curing Pancreatic Cancer Is Pompous

Incredible Foresight By Carl Sagan, And Terrifying

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marianne eliza • commented on a post 2 days ago

Netizens Brutally Pile On Woman For Fleeing The US To Escape Her Student Loan Payments

Colleges and universities should revoke people's degree when they don't pay.

marianne eliza • upvoted an item 3 days ago

“The North Fake”: 65 Rip-Offs So Shameless, It’s Honestly Impressive (New Pics)

Oh dear Lord... That's like the N-word, but for Jews. It's an extreme slur that originated in the early 20th Century

marianne eliza • upvoted an item 4 days ago

‘WholesomeAFK’: 53 Positive Pics That Are Full Of Good Vibes

more than likely... ZERO

marianne eliza • upvoted an item 5 days ago

“The Betrayal Of Anne Frank’s Hiding Place”: 23 Of The Most Heartbreaking, Unexpected And Nasty Betrayals

The germ theory of disease wasn't even fathomed until around the 1860s. The Anglos that distributed polio-contaminated blankets had no idea they would be deadly.

marianne eliza • upvoted 3 items 6 days ago

“The Betrayal Of Anne Frank’s Hiding Place”: 23 Of The Most Heartbreaking, Unexpected And Nasty Betrayals

well, it enabled a lot of "true Americans" (ie, Whites) to buy up their businesses, homes, possessions, etc for pennies on the dollar. So there's that. /s/

“The Betrayal Of Anne Frank’s Hiding Place”: 23 Of The Most Heartbreaking, Unexpected And Nasty Betrayals

I think it was worse when Lando Calrissian handed Han Solo over to Darth Vader.

“The Betrayal Of Anne Frank’s Hiding Place”: 23 Of The Most Heartbreaking, Unexpected And Nasty Betrayals

well, it enabled a lot of "true Americans" (ie, Whites) to buy up their businesses, homes, possessions, etc for pennies on the dollar. So there's that. /s/

“The Betrayal Of Anne Frank’s Hiding Place”: 23 Of The Most Heartbreaking, Unexpected And Nasty Betrayals

I think it was worse when Lando Calrissian handed Han Solo over to Darth Vader.

77 Bizarre Throwback Images That Would Cause Absolute Outrage Today (New Pics)

One can look it up, ya know.

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marianne eliza • commented on 2 posts 6 days ago

77 Bizarre Throwback Images That Would Cause Absolute Outrage Today (New Pics)

One can look it up, ya know.

‘WholesomeAFK’: 53 Positive Pics That Are Full Of Good Vibes

What are the odds that any of those laughing could speak Japanese? Even a little with a bad accent?

marianne eliza • submitted a new post 3 months ago

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marianne eliza • submitted 4 list additions 4 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What’s One Tiny Habit That Makes You Weirdly Happy?

marianne eliza • submitted a list addition 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s The Biggest Green Flag People Overlook In Relationships? (Closed)

marianne eliza • submitted a list addition 6 months ago

“What’s A Word Or Phrase That Makes You Lose Respect For Someone?”: 48 Brutally Honest Answers

marianne eliza • submitted 3 list additions 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Moment Made You Question Religion And Change Faith? (Closed)

"What Would You Warn Someone Before They Got Your Type Of Pet?": 46 Honest Tips From Our Community

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marianne eliza • submitted 3 list additions 10 months ago

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marianne eliza • submitted 8 list additions 1 year ago

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marianne eliza • commented on 8 posts 6 hours ago

Queen Elizabeth’s Former Assistant Speaks Out On What The Royal Family Is Really Like Behind Closed Doors

Sounds like she was protective. Perhaps she sniffed out mercenary servants. If only we could all have a gatekeeper like Angela.

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

If this is true, then I am so disappointed in the women. Do they really think so little of themselves? Or just trying to find a way to never have to work another minute of their life?

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

And should be done at schools so teachers will have an affordable place to live. Tenants restricted to school district employees and their families.

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

People Are Cringing At These 61 Photos That Show Unseen Levels Of Human Stupidity (New Pics)

Was the twit offered fries?

People Are Cringing At These 61 Photos That Show Unseen Levels Of Human Stupidity (New Pics)

Looks more like a bad pavé than a single stone.

49 Pictures Of The Wildest Eyebrows That Could Make You Raise Your Own Eyebrows In Awe

What some people won't do to get attention. What's truly sad is these persons actually think they look good. Perhaps an eye exam is in order. Or maybe they're just a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

marianne eliza • commented on a post 1 day ago

Kanye West Breaks Silence On Wireless Festival Fallout As David Schwimmer Slams Rapper And Sponsors Pull Out

I expect he will be going off his meds soon. He has a pattern. He gets stabilized, then thinks he doesn't need his meds anymore and he quits them.

marianne eliza • commented on a post 2 days ago

Netizens Brutally Pile On Woman For Fleeing The US To Escape Her Student Loan Payments

Colleges and universities should revoke people's degree when they don't pay.

marianne eliza • commented on 7 posts 6 days ago

77 Bizarre Throwback Images That Would Cause Absolute Outrage Today (New Pics)

One can look it up, ya know.

‘WholesomeAFK’: 53 Positive Pics That Are Full Of Good Vibes

What are the odds that any of those laughing could speak Japanese? Even a little with a bad accent?

‘WholesomeAFK’: 53 Positive Pics That Are Full Of Good Vibes

Seeing Saturn through a telescope was a memorable occasion. 1987. Courtesy of another person who would set up their telescope on a community college campus on top of a hill.

‘WholesomeAFK’: 53 Positive Pics That Are Full Of Good Vibes

Lieutenant Dan.

Single Gesture Could Land Tourist, 29, In Prison For Years Under Anti-Racism Laws

In vino veritas. In other words what you say when drunk is who you are.

73 Times ‘Karens’ Acted Absolutely Ridiculous And Refused To Admit They Were Wrong

1 monitor for 4 self checkouts. Instead of 4 checkout clerks.

73 Times ‘Karens’ Acted Absolutely Ridiculous And Refused To Admit They Were Wrong

1 monitor for 4 self checkouts. 3 people have ost their jobs.

marianne eliza • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

111 Savage Roasts That Left People With No Comeback (New Pics)

My first thought about his aim was his toilet habits.

111 Savage Roasts That Left People With No Comeback (New Pics)

I wish people would stop giving us unobstructed views up their nostrils.

111 Savage Roasts That Left People With No Comeback (New Pics)

There's a big difference between "For best results, refrigerate after opening." and "Refrigerate after opening." Lots of things like ketchup and some hot sauces do not have to be refrigerated.

marianne eliza • upvoted 20 items 9 hours ago

Queen Elizabeth’s Former Assistant Speaks Out On What The Royal Family Is Really Like Behind Closed Doors

Sounds like she was protective. Perhaps she sniffed out mercenary servants. If only we could all have a gatekeeper like Angela.

49 Pictures Of The Wildest Eyebrows That Could Make You Raise Your Own Eyebrows In Awe

What some people won't do to get attention. What's truly sad is these persons actually think they look good. Perhaps an eye exam is in order. Or maybe they're just a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

Most people in the US voted for one. so what do you expect

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

How can people run for office if they are so far out of touch?

NYC Mayoral Candidates Have Absolutely No Idea How Much Housing In The City Costs

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

And should be done at schools so teachers will have an affordable place to live. Tenants restricted to school district employees and their families.

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

Perhaps I'm weird, but I have no problem with this at all.

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

Nah,let them get on with it. We could even thin them out a bit by telling them it works even better they use a shotgùn.

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

I will now.

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

Why can't the parents teach their children once in a while?

79 Idiocracy Posts That Prove There’s Been A Dumbing Down Of The Population

Curing Pancreatic Cancer Is Pompous

Incredible Foresight By Carl Sagan, And Terrifying

People Are Cringing At These 61 Photos That Show Unseen Levels Of Human Stupidity (New Pics)

His girlfriend *is* a sock.

People Are Cringing At These 61 Photos That Show Unseen Levels Of Human Stupidity (New Pics)

Just turn your phone off

People Are Cringing At These 61 Photos That Show Unseen Levels Of Human Stupidity (New Pics)

its also ugly

People Are Cringing At These 61 Photos That Show Unseen Levels Of Human Stupidity (New Pics)

Photoshop yourself into a picture of Jamaica instead of Alaska. You'll soon feel warmer.

People Are Cringing At These 61 Photos That Show Unseen Levels Of Human Stupidity (New Pics)

Looks more like a bad pavé than a single stone.

People Are Cringing At These 61 Photos That Show Unseen Levels Of Human Stupidity (New Pics)

Vocabulary cannot be loquacious. Loquacious simply means “talkative.” What a self own for someone pretending to be intelligent.

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