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marianne eliza • upvoted 2 items 10 hours ago

40 Celebs Who Lost It All And Only Have Themselves To Blame

I knew he was losing it when his music videos showed him unable to keep his hands off his c****h. Over and over again. (that censored word is C rot ch.)

40 Celebs Who Lost It All And Only Have Themselves To Blame

This needs a tldr.

marianne eliza • commented on a post 10 hours ago

40 Celebs Who Lost It All And Only Have Themselves To Blame

I knew he was losing it when his music videos showed him unable to keep his hands off his c****h. Over and over again. (that censored word is C rot ch.)

marianne eliza • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

40 Celebs Who Lost It All And Only Have Themselves To Blame

This wasn't a fall from grace. This was some serious trauma.

40 Celebs Who Lost It All And Only Have Themselves To Blame

I can think of a President that should bow out. Problem is he has no shame.

marianne eliza • commented on a post 2 days ago

Woman Gobsmacked After Fam Refuses To Give Her “Spoiled” Kids Xmas Presents

They're punishing the kids because they're jealous of the parents. Toxic. Don't invite them anywhere for anything.

marianne eliza • commented on 3 posts 3 days ago

Plastic Surgeon Goes Viral After Dry Response To Facelift Critic Leaves Internet Laughing Hard

So good! It's a freshening up. Hollywood types should pay attention.

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

And i notice a lack of tread on those tires.

Plastic Surgeon Goes Viral After Dry Response To Facelift Critic Leaves Internet Laughing Hard

So good! It's a freshening up. Hollywood types should pay attention.

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

And i notice a lack of tread on those tires.

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Ax wielding bear? OP posted comment that it was an unbalanced auntie.

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marianne eliza • upvoted an item 3 days ago

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

And i notice a lack of tread on those tires.

marianne eliza • upvoted 9 items 4 days ago

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Tyre sidewall bubbles are not limited to shㅤitty cheap tyres.

Wife Drowning In Guilt And Resentment Raising A Baby She Never Wanted, Hubby Dismisses Her Feelings

Or even take care of a single 9/10-week-old puppy all by himself XD

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Tyre sidewall bubbles are not limited to shㅤitty cheap tyres.

Wife Drowning In Guilt And Resentment Raising A Baby She Never Wanted, Hubby Dismisses Her Feelings

Or even take care of a single 9/10-week-old puppy all by himself XD

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

HEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!

Barron Trump's "Awkward" Moment At NYE Bash Reignites Paternity Conspiracy Theories

And wannabe gangsters.

Wife Drowning In Guilt And Resentment Raising A Baby She Never Wanted, Hubby Dismisses Her Feelings

"Wouldn't it be fun...." Fun? Make him volunteer at a daycare for a couple of days.

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marianne eliza • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

Barron Trump's "Awkward" Moment At NYE Bash Reignites Paternity Conspiracy Theories

And wannabe gangsters.

Wife Drowning In Guilt And Resentment Raising A Baby She Never Wanted, Hubby Dismisses Her Feelings

"Wouldn't it be fun...." Fun? Make him volunteer at a daycare for a couple of days.

marianne eliza • upvoted 11 items 5 days ago

81 People Share The Scariest Posts That Made Them Question Reality

Abbey Normal

81 People Share The Scariest Posts That Made Them Question Reality

Hump? What hump?

81 People Share The Scariest Posts That Made Them Question Reality

Abbey Normal

81 People Share The Scariest Posts That Made Them Question Reality

Hump? What hump?

News Reporter In Denver Has His Camera Shot By Police

81 Times Irony Played A Cruel Final Joke On Someone

It was a Amilcar CGSS.

81 People Share The Scariest Posts That Made Them Question Reality

I'd recognise that face anywhere!

81 People Share The Scariest Posts That Made Them Question Reality

I've watched that movie more times than any other :)

If You Need Some Lighthearted Facts And Pics, These 42 Might Be What You Were Looking For

North America also had deeply rooted history, culture, and craftmanship. Then the Europeans arrived.

If You Need Some Lighthearted Facts And Pics, These 42 Might Be What You Were Looking For

How does light pass through aluminum?

42 Times A Simple Solution Solved A Problem Everyone Overthought

I think you're referring to fluoride, not chlorine.

If You Need Some Lighthearted Facts And Pics, These 42 Might Be What You Were Looking For

It’s all water.

81 Times Irony Played A Cruel Final Joke On Someone

He would have become unconscious long before. So I call bs.

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marianne eliza • commented on 8 posts 5 days ago

81 People Share The Scariest Posts That Made Them Question Reality

Abbey Normal

If You Need Some Lighthearted Facts And Pics, These 42 Might Be What You Were Looking For

North America also had deeply rooted history, culture, and craftmanship. Then the Europeans arrived.

81 People Share The Scariest Posts That Made Them Question Reality

Abbey Normal

If You Need Some Lighthearted Facts And Pics, These 42 Might Be What You Were Looking For

North America also had deeply rooted history, culture, and craftmanship. Then the Europeans arrived.

If You Need Some Lighthearted Facts And Pics, These 42 Might Be What You Were Looking For

How does light pass through aluminum?

“This Is Going To Sound A Little Crazy”: Man Sets Up Cameras In His Apartment After Noticing Strange Things Happening

In short, always change the locks. Always. Immediately. Own or rent.

42 Times A Simple Solution Solved A Problem Everyone Overthought

Those high class doctors were offended by the idea that a gentleman might have unclean hands.

42 Times A Simple Solution Solved A Problem Everyone Overthought

I think you're referring to fluoride, not chlorine.

81 Times Irony Played A Cruel Final Joke On Someone

That's why there's a center hole, to breathe through if necessary.

81 Times Irony Played A Cruel Final Joke On Someone

He would have become unconscious long before. So I call bs.

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marianne eliza • submitted a new post 1 month ago

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marianne eliza • submitted 4 list additions 1 month ago

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marianne eliza • submitted a list addition 2 months ago

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marianne eliza • submitted a list addition 3 months ago

“What’s A Word Or Phrase That Makes You Lose Respect For Someone?”: 48 Brutally Honest Answers

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marianne eliza • submitted 3 list additions 7 months ago

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marianne eliza • submitted a list addition 10 months ago

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marianne eliza • commented on a post 10 hours ago

40 Celebs Who Lost It All And Only Have Themselves To Blame

I knew he was losing it when his music videos showed him unable to keep his hands off his c****h. Over and over again. (that censored word is C rot ch.)

marianne eliza • commented on a post 2 days ago

Woman Gobsmacked After Fam Refuses To Give Her “Spoiled” Kids Xmas Presents

They're punishing the kids because they're jealous of the parents. Toxic. Don't invite them anywhere for anything.

marianne eliza • commented on 3 posts 3 days ago

Plastic Surgeon Goes Viral After Dry Response To Facelift Critic Leaves Internet Laughing Hard

So good! It's a freshening up. Hollywood types should pay attention.

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

And i notice a lack of tread on those tires.

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Ax wielding bear? OP posted comment that it was an unbalanced auntie.

marianne eliza • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

Barron Trump's "Awkward" Moment At NYE Bash Reignites Paternity Conspiracy Theories

And wannabe gangsters.

Wife Drowning In Guilt And Resentment Raising A Baby She Never Wanted, Hubby Dismisses Her Feelings

"Wouldn't it be fun...." Fun? Make him volunteer at a daycare for a couple of days.

marianne eliza • commented on 13 posts 5 days ago

81 People Share The Scariest Posts That Made Them Question Reality

Abbey Normal

If You Need Some Lighthearted Facts And Pics, These 42 Might Be What You Were Looking For

North America also had deeply rooted history, culture, and craftmanship. Then the Europeans arrived.

If You Need Some Lighthearted Facts And Pics, These 42 Might Be What You Were Looking For

How does light pass through aluminum?

“This Is Going To Sound A Little Crazy”: Man Sets Up Cameras In His Apartment After Noticing Strange Things Happening

In short, always change the locks. Always. Immediately. Own or rent.

42 Times A Simple Solution Solved A Problem Everyone Overthought

Those high class doctors were offended by the idea that a gentleman might have unclean hands.

42 Times A Simple Solution Solved A Problem Everyone Overthought

I think you're referring to fluoride, not chlorine.

81 Times Irony Played A Cruel Final Joke On Someone

That's why there's a center hole, to breathe through if necessary.

81 Times Irony Played A Cruel Final Joke On Someone

He would have become unconscious long before. So I call bs.

81 Times Irony Played A Cruel Final Joke On Someone

But, but but... It's in an episode of M*A*S*H. It must be true. /s

81 Times Irony Played A Cruel Final Joke On Someone

And he may have survived if he had not pulled the string ray barb out. It was helping to stop the bleeding. If he had waited for medical attention...

81 Times Irony Played A Cruel Final Joke On Someone

To finish, she was yanked from the car and her neck was broken immediately. It was the car she was riding in as passenger.

81 Times Irony Played A Cruel Final Joke On Someone

Doesn't belong here. He's still alive.

81 People Share The Scariest Posts That Made Them Question Reality

Never understood why anyone would think that's a good name for a grocery store.

marianne eliza • upvoted 4 items 12 hours ago

40 Celebs Who Lost It All And Only Have Themselves To Blame

This wasn't a fall from grace. This was some serious trauma.

40 Celebs Who Lost It All And Only Have Themselves To Blame

I can think of a President that should bow out. Problem is he has no shame.

40 Celebs Who Lost It All And Only Have Themselves To Blame

I knew he was losing it when his music videos showed him unable to keep his hands off his c****h. Over and over again. (that censored word is C rot ch.)

40 Celebs Who Lost It All And Only Have Themselves To Blame

This needs a tldr.

marianne eliza • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

Barron Trump's "Awkward" Moment At NYE Bash Reignites Paternity Conspiracy Theories

And wannabe gangsters.

Wife Drowning In Guilt And Resentment Raising A Baby She Never Wanted, Hubby Dismisses Her Feelings

Or even take care of a single 9/10-week-old puppy all by himself XD

marianne eliza • upvoted 8 items 3 days ago

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Move….clearly there’s no subfloor!

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Tyre sidewall bubbles are not limited to shㅤitty cheap tyres.

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

And i notice a lack of tread on those tires.

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

HEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

People are mean and I hope you have a drugstore nearby to get some acetone.

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

you're allowed to use them. it's just if theres a queue disabled people get priority.

News Reporter In Denver Has His Camera Shot By Police

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

I wouldn’t count on freedom of the press in the States anymore….

marianne eliza • upvoted 6 items 4 days ago

81 People Share The Scariest Posts That Made Them Question Reality

Never understood why anyone would think that's a good name for a grocery store.

81 Times Irony Played A Cruel Final Joke On Someone

But, but but... It's in an episode of M*A*S*H. It must be true. /s

Barron Trump's "Awkward" Moment At NYE Bash Reignites Paternity Conspiracy Theories

He hasn't got enough real hair to do it....

Barron Trump's "Awkward" Moment At NYE Bash Reignites Paternity Conspiracy Theories

Even Donald doesn't have his hair like that anymore... no clue why they keep doing it.

Barron Trump's "Awkward" Moment At NYE Bash Reignites Paternity Conspiracy Theories

Its a mullet combover

Barron Trump's "Awkward" Moment At NYE Bash Reignites Paternity Conspiracy Theories

The preferred hairstyle of greasy gangsters (not the cool gangstas, but the the slimy criminals) the world over.

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