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I’m a parrot-panda. What more is there to say? Also give me all your millet or I set off the bomb

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Nixxy • commented on 2 posts 4 months ago

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

K n o b?

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Nixxy • upvoted 38 items 4 months ago

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

But if your money is broken, how can you buy things with it?

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

What’s the second censored word?

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

But if your money is broken, how can you buy things with it?

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

What’s the second censored word?

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

Oh god imagine the feeling

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

LOL

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

wtf

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

We were all thinking it!

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

Oooooh i thought that was his....well played garret

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

Truth.

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

Go to hell MLM..!!! Good choice spidey! i mean, u only have 2 choices right?

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

PLS EXPLAIN.....

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

Well kids, this is why we use our manners.

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

Oh I see! They’re literally and figuratively two faced! Ha!

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

be brave Garret...

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

They blurred the blood?!!?

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

That dog got one bad case of TB!

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

That’s a little sad… glad he can still make dad jokes though

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

LOL

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

what did i just witness

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

RUN

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

What a shocking twist

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

*Sad Mime Silence

This Instagram Account Celebrates Hilariously Sarcastic Memes, Here Are 50 Of The Best

It's the American way.

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

If she paid at the first window; how did she pay for the other lady's food? Because the lady behind her hadn't time to placed her order yet.

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

I feel offended.

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

Mr Creosote?

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

Well now you owe him a new hostage.

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

Come on people, that's not what you thought it was.

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

Fun fact, the commandments say we shouldn’t worship worldly objects, so that’s another level of things she is doing wrong if she is a devote Christian as it appears /s Okay there’s a lot of hate down there so let me clarify It’s a joke, and I never meant to say she was worshiping the statue. I am a 13 year old practicing Medodist and I was trying to be funny in my own way. Sorry if I offended anyone I considered deleting this comment but I’m going to leave it up and give you this disclaimer

This Instagram Account Celebrates Hilariously Sarcastic Memes, Here Are 50 Of The Best

Loki! CHILD!

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

Well, the Internet in a nutshell, if the good bits are the nut, and that's been removed.

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

Right! It probably was a lie then too. 🤣

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

I only see one chameleon but 2 things talking

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

I thought Batman was a good guy.

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

O-O

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

He will watch his cousins perish one by one…

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

My fiancée and I compete. So far it's close, but I'm winning as she can't make paint bubble yet

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

Lol so there's a lot of this going on.... Copy and pasted....

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Nixxy • submitted a new post 5 months ago

Challenge

Hey Pandas, Show Us One Of Your Art Comparisons

Nixxy • submitted 3 new posts 8 months ago

Challenge

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Best Art That You Did This Year (Closed)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Thing That Ever Happened To You That You Don’t Think Anybody Else Has Experienced? (Closed)

Challenge

Hey Pandas, Show Us The Weirdest Meme (Closed)

Nixxy • submitted 4 new posts 9 months ago

Challenge

Hey Pandas, Post Something You Collect Here (Closed)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Would You Do If You Had Three Wishes? (Closed)

Challenge

Hey Pandas, Make Something Out Of Clay (Closed)

Challenge

Hey Pandas, Photoshop This T-Rex (Closed)

Nixxy • submitted 5 new posts 10 months ago

Art

My Mum Is A Mosaic Artist And Loves To Create Amazing Artworks That She Upcycles From Skips And Creeks (No Animals Were Harmed In The Making Of These Artworks)

History

I Have Created A Museum Out Of Artifacts That I Find Around The World And You Have Free Tickets To Look At It

Challenge

Hey Pandas, I Challenge You To Post Your Best Drawing Of A Robot (Closed)

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas? What Do You Think Is Terribly Underrated?

Challenge

Hey Pandas, I Challenge You To Post A Bird In Flight Photo.

Nixxy • submitted 2 list additions 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, Type In “I Am” And Let Auto Fill Do The Rest (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us One Of Your Art Comparisons

Nixxy • submitted 3 list additions 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, Did You Have A Made-Up Character While Growing Up? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Strangest Fear?

Hey Pandas, What Color Is Each Letter? (Closed)

Nixxy • submitted 3 list additions 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Darkest Fact You Know? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Your Favorite Photo You’ve Taken While Traveling (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post The Weirdest Picture In Your Camera Roll (Closed)

Nixxy • submitted 12 list additions 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, Show Me Something You Collect (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Who Will You Be For Halloween? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of Your Halloween Decor (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Do You Have Any Advice For A 6th Grader? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Type "Wow, Is That" And Let Your Phone Autofill The Response For You

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Worst Mistake In Life, That You Will Never Forget? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Humans Evolved From Monkeys, Right? So What Will Be After Humans? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Type “No Karen” And Let Autocorrect Do The Rest (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Darkest Thing You’ve Ever Thought? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Best Art That You Did This Year (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite App? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Type 'I Am' And See What Auto Type Adds (Closed)

Nixxy • commented on 6 posts 4 months ago

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

K n o b?

This Instagram Account Celebrates Hilariously Sarcastic Memes, Here Are 50 Of The Best

Now 4

40 Of The Funniest Stories Told By This Artist Using Just A Single Frame And One Sentence

Ikr! I love ravens especially, but all the other corvids I still find amazing

Nixxy • commented on 14 posts 5 months ago

30 Of The Most Hectic Homes As Shared On 'The Broke Agent' Instagram Account

Poop

50 Times People Spotted Something On Tumblr That Was Worth Sharing With The Whole World

My region was a tropical sea once… I live in south Australia, the driest state in Australia

50 Times People Spotted Something On Tumblr That Was Worth Sharing With The Whole World

I love to talk to people about science, and I don’t do it enough! You would be very fun at a party

40 Times People Left Such Ridiculous Reviews, They Had To Be Posted In These Online Groups

*sigh* I guess I’ll have to catch them… again *sets up an idiot lure* (which is an internet argument attached to a string)

40 Parents That Have No Clue How Cringy They Are

And girls too, reminds me of a time me and my cousins made fart noises with a plunger against our skin lol

40 Parents That Have No Clue How Cringy They Are

I don’t even LIKE avocados and I would prefer to eat one

30 Encounters With Tourists From Hell My GF And I Experienced While Working In Iceland’s Tourism Industry (New Pics)

Yeah! Rain on a tin roof is one of the best sounds ever

Icelandic Cartoonist Reveals His Grim Sense Of Humor, And Here Are 40 Cartoons To Prove It (New Pics)

Bread and duck under the table

Icelandic Cartoonist Reveals His Grim Sense Of Humor, And Here Are 40 Cartoons To Prove It (New Pics)

I’m a mix of zen and secret supervillain

40 Of The Best "Dog People Vs. Cat People" Tweets

Your neglecting the animal deaths, they kill far more animals than dogs, and to me they matter more than people. Cats have made several species go extinct, and so have dogs, but if I remember correctly cats have killed more.

40 Of The Best "Dog People Vs. Cat People" Tweets

Let’s eat them all! (Jk)

40 Of The Best "Dog People Vs. Cat People" Tweets

I’m a dog person, and I agree

50 Hilariously Sad Adulthood Tweets That Might Make You Laugh Then Cry

I cannot draw without a sharp pencil, no way

28 Bird Species Whose Names Prove Ornithologists Have A Sense Of Humor

But they are really cute, I’ve seen them bond with magpies, ravens and even kookaburras! I wonder if it’s a symbiotic thing or they are just annoying them

Nixxy • upvoted 20 items 4 months ago

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

well thats a new one usually its everybody clapped

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

Notice that it's on a word document and has never been sent.

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

Bonus if the kid said Duck Heads

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

Huh?

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

I remember seeing this ages ago and she did actually paint it, it was some art class for kids that instructed them step by step, all the kids paintings turned out quite similar - kinda like a Bob Ross art class for rich kids. My 7yr old, however, draws poop and boobs instead

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

What’s the second censored word?

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

nobody told him it was against the rules he is the bloody prime minister he is the one that makes the f*****g rules what a k**b

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

I have no words.

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

Lol so there's a lot of this going on.... Copy and pasted....

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

does her daughter have her own sitcom, or is mommy a little creepy?

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

If she paid at the first window; how did she pay for the other lady's food? Because the lady behind her hadn't time to placed her order yet.

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

My weekend was great, but then I don't live in lala land

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

Getting some serious "Vicky Pollard" vibes here....

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

Well, the Internet in a nutshell, if the good bits are the nut, and that's been removed.

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

Right! It probably was a lie then too. 🤣

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

The internet in a nutshell.

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

Hold on, this exact same story was posted on BP a few weeks back under a “genius kids” post.

30 Times People Thought They Could Trick Everyone But Got Nominated For "Didn't Happen Of The Year Awards" Instead

Mein Gott, could this person be any more of a whiny little crybaby?

Artist Creates Fun Comics With Unpredictable Endings That Poke Fun At Our Society (30 New Pics)

LOL

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