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Nordic humor is often seen as a little bit too dark for the rest of the world. Especially if you think about Iceland, the most sparsely populated country in Europe covered with glaciers and still erupting volcanoes. As Hugleikur Dagsson, a famed local cartoonist has said, “Iceland is very cold, very bleak and very expensive,” and his funny and twisted sketches really showcase this.

As the artist states on his website, he has been “breathing air and making jokes” ever since he was born. The writer and comedian has published around 20 books, including Is This Some Kind of Joke? and I Hate Dolphins and The Popular Hits series. His eyebrow-raising sense of comedy is not everyone’s cup of tea but if you find it amusing, this is just the place to be.

Bored Panda has collected some of the most hilariously dark cartoons from his Instagram account, check them out below! And after you’re done, don’t forget to read Part 1 of this post right here.

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KatHat
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are a LOT of people who have been sold the idea for decades now, that everything's a matter of opinion. You can choose which facts you agree with and you can just disregard the ones you don't like. That's caught up with a lot of people during the pandemic which, inconveniently, doesn't abide by their "choices" over what's true and not true. But it's affecting the rest of us and it's going to be infinitely worse when it comes to climate.

Why?
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The cemetery could be filled with epitaphs of people that read, "I did my own research."

Astrowhale
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Facebook anti-vaxxers shrunk, thank goodness

Earl Grey
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His body, his choice? Isn’t it tragic how the anti-vaxers had no rationale of their own, so they had to appropriate the entire “my body, my choice” slogan from the pro-abortion movement? If Roe v. Wade gets suppressed, then wouldn’t the anti-vaxers be up next.

Karen Jacob
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My body my choice. I guess this applies to the cigarettes they are smoking while protesting against the vaccine

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Rick
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Use your horse cream to save us!

Karen Jacob
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is great that research is discovering ways to help mitigate symptoms AFTER you get sick but wouldn't it be better not to get sick at all?

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ZAPanda
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My reaction to antivaxxers is oh, so you know so much about science? Kindly make a cellphone in front of me, right now. It's much simpler than DNA. You should be able to do it.

Forrest Hayes
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well, not have created the virus in the first place would have been doing a better job.

opek COC3
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ok this definetly that person fault. but on other area. we got doctor vs doctor argue about current vaccine. they are both real doctor.

Karen Jacob
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is confusing when you have experts with opposing views. Always get a second or third opinion. Check out the medical degree

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Besides creating cartoons and publishing books, Dagsson has also written three plays and animated a TV show. Also, he still finds the time to do stand-up comedy and participate in occasional art projects. He joins all of his talents to create cartoons full of biting wit and some of the most controversial topics out there.

Bored Panda reached out to the artist to talk a bit more about his inspiration, the way Icelanders see the world, and what his new projects are. When asked about his sense of humor and why it is so often identified with Iceland, Dagsson said that Icelanders, like all other nations, are pretty much molded by their landscape, weather, and language. “Therefore, we are harsh, unpredictable, and weird. As is our sense of humor,” he said.

“Also, we’ve always been a bit desperate as a nation. We are constantly looking for validation from the rest of the world and I feel like that seeps into our comedy,” he explained. For Dagsson, humor is a coping mechanism: “I use comedy to cope with my own problems and the world’s problems alike. It’s very therapeutic to point at the horrors of life and laugh.”

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    September Meadows
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to live 250 million years. See continents move, mountains rise and fall, animals change. Ya 250 million years would be something.

    Why?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I would get tired of eating chicken after a while.

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    Lynne Harbison
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its' saying life goes so fas, t and it's so true. 74 years behind me and don't know where the hell they went!

    Elmie Pumpkinbush
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    4 years ago

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    The artist hilariously shows some of the most taboo-busting cartoons we’ve ever seen. And according to him, the inspiration for them comes from desperation. “If I don’t get ideas, I have to get a real job. Luckily, when you’ve been working as an artist for a long time, everything you think about becomes a potential project,” he explained. For example, sometimes he listens to the most popular songs, hears the lyrics, and immediately thinks of the perfect way to ruin the song. Suddenly, this one idea turned into 150 pop song cartoons. 

    The pandemic also had an effect on the artist and on his work. “During the pandemic, I embraced my inner introvert and just started writing and drawing more than usual,” he said. “The timelessness of the lockdown made me think of all sorts of fun things. The one I’m most proud of is a card game called FCK CDL KLL which I created in a cabin in north Iceland. It sounds silly but is actually a very smart game. A real thinker.”

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    Peri
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    4 years ago

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    Memymo68
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hatter and the queen of hearts.....poor kitty

    Lynne Harbison
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alice has gone down the rabbit hole.

    Na Da
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a matter of perspective.

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    Caffeinated Hedgehog
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should have a followup comic where Santa is complaining about being randomly summoned in pentagrams.

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    When asked about his new projects, Hugleikur Dagsson mentioned that he just released a 2022 calendar and it features his favorite cartoons from the last 2-3 years. And there are even more exciting things on the horizon: “I’m working on a graphic novel, with my friend Árni Jón. It’s called Killionaire and is about a Punisher-type superhuman that only carries off billionaires.” 

    He’s also dabbling in the NFT game. “I don’t really understand it, yet somehow I'm selling them. Oh, and putting out my first 3D printed collectibles this Christmas!” Lastly, the one piece of advice that the artist would like to give you, dear Pandas, is a mantra that he has learned from Conan O’Brien: “Work hard, be kind and amazing things will happen.”

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    OCD Mom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow!! This is so true. And it hurts so much. The abusive ones never think they are wrong. They are so entitled, they are manipulative.

    Peri
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good comic. also sadly realistic how a DV victim will often blame themselves for the abuse.

    debrina blackmoon
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I know it was definitely my fault many times and nothing can change my mind-ever. Seriously. Almost everyone says I'm a liar, just imaging it or exaggerating, can witness it and even cheer, often look the other way and conclude I deserve even it when I wasn't to blame. But was anything excessive or was it all payback? Maybe; I'll never know. Every attack was punishment and minimized. Gaslighting is a fun bonus.

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    Mark Karol-Chik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missed the part where the male pulls out a gun and kills her, children, other innocent bystanders then claims insanity.

    Joanna Werman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not you it's me. I just don't like you

    Natalie Cavendish
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish it were that easy, but I like this

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    Gizno Fux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeeps blahhhh. But the second amendment will keeps us free

    moose man
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably where ethan crumbleys parents got his gun

    Mark Karol-Chik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Hannity and Carlson say it is okay!

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually that's great! Noone will enter so there will be no guns! Problem solved

    Sam Spread
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never been so offended by something so damn true, I just wanted to my hobbies without feeling self conscious.

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    The artist has been drawing basic doodles of people since he was a child. Dagsson told The Telegraph that his childhood does not have any connection to the style of his humor: “My upbringing was normal and boring. My father was a journalist and mother a librarian.”

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    Kanuli
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn thank you! I saw this some years ago but couldn’t find it! Thank you so muxh

    socalledracing
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    4 years ago

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    You should have redrawn it from memory then, it ain't exactly Mona Lisa.

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    François Carré
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This also sadly reminds me of Amy Winehouse, who didn't kill herself specifically that way, but kind of.

    Lou
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of Whitney Houston’s passing, preceded by poorly reviewed tours and heckling

    Im_Crazy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so sad and true in this world. They only love and miss you when you're gone.

    Roy
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the ultimate sad reality of our society

    Paul C.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a has-been? Better than being a never was.

    Devil's Advocate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like the dead kids who were clearly criminals, but were "such an angel" etc...

    Ali Hard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know more people this year that have died from drug overdoses and suicide than I know that have died from covid. This reminds me of all of the doctors and nurses that are coming forth and telling the world what they've been seeing over the past two years then everybody telling them they are quacks and liars. Plus I wouldn't mind taking my own life in these days the people on this planet are f****** idiots and I don't want to be a part of it. Hopefully the great enlightenment will happen and all the idiots will die and those of us that didn't kill ourselves will be left with a planet full of love light and free thinkers

    Lilyana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've thought about this before. I think that humans need to die off. The Earth, plants, oceans, and creatures would be much better off without human's destruction and abuse. Life could start anew🌱 The humans on Earth are f***** up. That said, me and other people have noticed that there is a large amount of corruption in America. I've lived in other places and life's better. This is my advice mind you. If you live in America, I would move. It's better in other locations. I prefer England. England is epic in my opinion. From the landscape to the people and economy. It's very nice there. I hope you have a gooday/night/evening. You are loved by someone, okay? Even if you don't know them yet... Please keep living..You're worth it. I wish you luck. Keep on adventuring fellow traveller. Don't let those imbeciles and imbalances sway you. You've got this. This goes for anyone reading this. Be strong. 🌲 I believe in you. See you later friend(s).

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    TheBlackPanda (JustABlackBear)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always find it irritating when people suddenly love a person that's dead even though they didn't love them when they were alive. Why not love them and appreciate them when they're alive? That love does them no good when they're dead

    Verena Abt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do not even have to be a celebrity. A 13 year old from my town committed suicide because of bullying. Suddenly she was everybody's darling!

    Tamra Stiffler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's really heart-breaking. That poor child.

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    Roy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's literally dark.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's literally light. It is almost all-white.

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    Lynx Wixx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That took a really dark turn...

    Ang Greil
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of "The Sixth Sense".

    Devil's Advocate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much child abuse, especially during lockdown, for this to be even slightly ok.

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    #meow

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    Tia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    News next day: Cats taken over the world

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh please stop with this stereotype... please... (it's kinda funny though!!)

    Bill Karp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cat has 9 lives, I finally got the joke.

    Paul C.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so, my little sweetheart.

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    Even though his drawings may seem cruel, violent and insulting for some people, they are actually filled with absurdity and irony. “I never set out to shock, only to make people laugh. Anything goes, just so long as it’s funny,” he said. Dagsson mentions that his homeland might bear some responsibility for his art style because the humor there is as dark and bleak as the landscape. However, he was brought up “on dark American comics, like Frank Miller’s. So it’s not just an Iceland thing.”

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    Sarah Barker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally every dating site ever

    Natalie Cavendish
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. Don't be fooled that Bumble is any better

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    Tracy Wallick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 'women on tinder' side is, really, women being anywhere there are men. We live in a constant state of feeling like prey.

    fuggnuggins
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, a guy who thinks a girl is coming on to him because she treats him with what to him feels like an unusual amount of attention and pleasantry is actually a creep, while the woman with a very high opinion of herself, truly or falsely, and who thinks that all men are lurking in wait and just have to have her are completely sane and rational and decent people. K.

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    My Name Is Mars
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women on any kind of social media. Facebook, Instagram, Tik Tok, Reddit, etc.

    Lynne Harbison
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even playing Words2..on line scrabble. Predators are constant and a pain in the ass.

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    Lioness Nature
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But instead of self entitled dudes casting a fishing rod line, they're casting they're unrequested d**k pics. That no woman asked for after they say hi. The sharks are the d**k pics for the women.

    Ellie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate how accurate it is

    fuggnuggins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I think I get it. That probably very normal and perhaps even likable and maybe even acceptable guy though not a showman is perpetually ghosted on that platform, while that girl is surrounded by female Tinder users but I don't get why.

    Paul Z.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and still there are women on tender or any other dating site, so... must be working as well?

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    #jaws #paws #claws #flaws

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    Lynne Harbison
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every single person on Earth is flawed, so if you think you are not perfect in some way...nobody else is either.

    Marlow
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I took that personally...

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    Aussie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Mom’s spaghetti” 😂😂 that’s a good song

    RandomHumanBean
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MOM'S SPAGHETTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Scarlett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also: sing loudly and obnoxiously all the time, disappoint your parents with your msuic taste, train your rescue cat to live in a cat colony, go down a hole of YouTube videos until you’re watching a time lapse of an orange decomposing and wondering how you got there...

    _monster.prince_
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "stare into nothingness and make peace with death" OKEY-

    Keqing
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The “Mom’s spaghetti” in the rap song

    Tracy Jones
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i finished my marvel marathon. on to the rap songs

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    The idea to draw black and white doodles evolved by accident, when one day he realized that he didn’t have enough material for a group show at the Iceland Academy of the Arts. So he sat down with just a simple pen and a piece of paper and started drawing. Within an hour, he had already finished 30 stick-figure cartoons. “I could philosophize about my lifelong love of minimalism, but my style really came from a last-minute panic at college,” he explained.

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    Atero
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be one giant step for humanity :)

    Taki
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgot the rocket should be shaped like a tiny penis 👍

    Na Da
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a tiny penis isn't gonna get them anywhere 😂

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, don't do that, it might be dangerous for their health.

    Bill Karp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    balance is off won't make it !

    Donna Leske
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll go. Just for the hats.

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    Monday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let the bodies hit the floor.

    Roy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    upvote if you can hear this song in the air

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    Kailey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha. They all have weenies.

    MysteriousLegBruise
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let The Bodies Hit The Floor is the men's point of view of this song 🤣

    sofacushionfort
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is from Iceland will she use a Leif-blower?

    Mimi La Souris
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and now I'm going to sing it all day :)

    Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going by this picture, that other comic is NOT satan's tail...

    Debbie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... it's again women that have to do the cleaning :P

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    Which One Are You?

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    Roy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't knew this before, it was me all the time, I'm that secret supervillain.

    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    planet needed to learn you can work from home if you have a laptop and internet.

    Marlow
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am THE SECRET SUPERVILLAIN

    Andrew Good
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the antimaskers walking around protesting covid is fake then dying from coved

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the super super villain for thinking there are too many Darwin award candidates that will leave this planet sooner or later?

    Karen Jacob
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely not. Some are like the people who refuse to evacuate from a hurricane and then find themselves in trouble.

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    mulk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a problem if I identify mysleft with all?

    Devil's Advocate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covid is nowhere near deadly enough for "the planet needs this" statements

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    Let’s not forget that he is not only a cartoon artist but also a stand-up comedian. When asked about the difference between these two activities, Dagsson told The White Space: “In the cartoons, my characters do the talking. On stage, I’m the one doing the talking. I can hide behind my cartoons but on stage, all eyes are on me.” So he can’t be as grim there but he tries to be as dark as he can get away with.

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    #imaginaryfriend

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    troufaki13
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His little wee-wee 😬😬😬

    Cheryl Denton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's definitely not a tail. I think we all have our answer to that question about Satan's tail in the other comic. 😳😂

    cagatay reysen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plottwist: robbie is a pedo pretending to be an imaginary friend when cought by parents

    socalledracing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their house has gas leaking or some s**t?

    Withered Warrior
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just dancing with an "imaginary" pedophile, the usual

    Memymo68
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Firstly if hes imaginary why would u imagine his w****r, secondly run

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    #17

    #pophits #stairwaytoheaven #ledzeppelin

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    Tia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im going to hell for laughing at this

    Scarlett Fox
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just take the Highway to Hell 🤘

    Bruce Noon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't know that he no longer needs the wheel chair.

    Everydayhuman83
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh I Thought Of This The Other Day While Listening To The Stairway To Heaven

    Bill Karp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    somebody to refill the red bull in the vending machine

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    #18

    #baddog

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some weird reason this cracks me up everytime I see it 🤣🤣🤣

    Scarlett Fox
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Bob Barker says, remember to spay and neuter your pets!

    Kanuli
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a joke in german I remember: A dog at the vet talks to another dog: “Hey buddy. Yesterday I jumped on my owner, i just love her so much. And now she is gonna get me neutered.” To which the other dog replied: “I hear ya. Yesterday I also jumped on my owner and had the fun of my life” Which the first dog questions: “so you got your balls cut off aswell?” “No, I’m just here for a manicure”

    Jp@nda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The doctor is holding a puppy so the man turns around to their dog and calls him bad because he slept with the woman.

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    Na Da
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what? boy or girl puppy?

    socalledracing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she's seeing other dogs too?

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    Thinking about the fact that his work is usually identified with the sense of humor people have in Iceland could be connected to the reputation that the Nordic people have. It gets pretty dark and cold up there, as the author said himself: “During the winter in Iceland there are only three hours of daylight. During the summer in Iceland, there is no darkness.”

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    Buren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, which president though

    PenitentEyeball
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    4 years ago

    Good question

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    Gina Festa
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when he drunk he turned into flander, when he sober he turn into homer

    Ali Hard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A day in the life of Dr Fauci

    socalledracing
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, el president had AIDS or what? Next

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    #takemybreathaway #tophits

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    Roy
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you have an eye witness and he's gonna tell everything

    mulk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't care: one hooman dead.. he like it

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    NELSON JONES
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, maybe that is an elderly couple and he is mercifully helping her out of her constant, debilitating pain?

    Brittany Howard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a French film years ago and that was the plot, the wife's illness and decline and the husband's decision to kill her once he couldn't care for her. I think it was called Amour.

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    Aussie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t realize what was going on in the window for a few seconds…

    Memymo68
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat witnessed it all.....and he enjoyed it🤣

    Verena Abt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a loving couple and he tucked her in. The "take my breath away" bit referred to a long lasting passion in this relationship.

    Bill Karp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's not how pillow talk works

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    This Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That hurts because I identify as offensive.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annoying, and also self-centered enough to assume people care about not offending her.

    Natalie Cavendish
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just got herself cancelled, and maybe a lawsuit.

    Mr. Mankis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can see that, mom.. So, once...

    Gálgahúmor is an Icelandic term meaning “gallow humor” and it is very typical of Scandinavia. “We’re known for being dark and depressing. I suppose our comedy can be seen like that too,” Swedish producer Gudrun Giddings told the BBC. Characteristics of the Nothern countries play a big part in holding people back because they are extremely humble and reserved. 

    #22

    #jesus

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    Pete
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol the ghost with a halo in the window corner

    albernistuff 4sale
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Jesus did rise, and try to take his ministry to the USA, he would be lynched. Too many "Christians" would not be able to accept just how wrong they have been all their lives.

    bugsway Frisk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a dress hanging on the coat hanger in the window...

    Bill Karp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only rose to 2nd floor, must be where the wine is

    Ali Hard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The government trying to kill any source of religion... So that they can force people to do things that they do not want to do

    Sean Kohl
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually may easier to do that with religion than without.

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    Andres Arriola
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all find our motivations in different places and forms. Spite is a good one.

    At the same time, they tend to be quite pessimistic. According to Finnish actor and director Peter Franzén: “We spend a lot of time in the far North, in the dark, surrounded by trees, alone. This can end up expressing itself in craziness.” And it’s probably one of the biggest explanations for their black humor. Their cultural heritage, like Old Icelandic Sagas and the tales of the Vikings, also has an effect on the way they see the world.  

    As the film director, Grímur Hákonarson said, “It’s very simple and humanistic but at the same time most people will recognize the themes. We have to make fun out of our own misery or we wouldn’t survive.”

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    #alexa

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    elysse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just yeet 'em outta the window.. who needs feelings anyway?

    Jovita A
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then they hit the glass and bounce back... Dough 😭 😁

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    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to see what her response is now. She just says 'sorry, I don't know that one'

    moose man
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    alexa, up up down down left right left right b a start

    Mika Vienonen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ALEXA: "Sorry, I didn’t understand the question.”

    Bill Karp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    feelings are not found, [lease check AP on phone for help

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    #pophits

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    Rod Egret
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to me a long time ago during a LARP. We though the guy was pretending being poisoned at the banquet, doing a great job with the foaming mouth and all. Nope, was having a seizure... Took us 5 seconds to realize and go for help. The guys was taken care of immediately and was fine.

    Rachel Cobb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! 😊 People can stop breathing a lot during seizures, you did a good thing!

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    Aussie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the squiggly arms 😂

    Ali Hard
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    4 years ago

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    No wait she got the second vaccine a couple days ago!!! No no I heard she got the booster!! Yeah she's fine

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    François Carré
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a French comedy about this topic - two divorcing parents who fight over NOT keeping the kids.

    MoodyBlue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they were told "you will absolutely love it when it's your own kid", or "you will be so lonely when you are old", or "how cold person you are, everyone loves kids", etc etc etc

    Debbie Burton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha love this!!

    Natalie Cavendish
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😆 you'll get two Christmases though! (I'm divorced and love my kids)

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    best turtle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the internet changes people sometimes for the worse

    Ali Hard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An upside down pineapple is a sign for swingers just saying

    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you want to not see pineapples the same way again, google little nicky hitler pineapple.

    Karen Jacob
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with the eggplant?

    Memymo68
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But lts just say it was the "tail" on satan

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    socalledracing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SLS? Gimme fakin' break panda sh!t

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    _monster.prince_
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as funny as that is, if it was me, being asked "when is sex" i would've walked over, and poured my drink or whatever on his head

    Wise beauty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would’ve dropped a fajita still aflame on his head

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    Lynne Larson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had a few dates like that..

    Lioness Nature
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a tip from one woman to another develop excellent listening skills, reverse the roles, let him do all the talking because humans in general love talking about themselves. If he tries to put sexual talk in, ask a question on a different topic. (Always end the date and leave immediately if he won't respect your boundaries or if you feel uncomfortable, enlist help if possible). When the end of the date gets close, order your uber, get up thank him for the meal, for his time, and for sharing, get in your uber alone, go home. Text him in the morning what your verdict is. Sometimes it pays to be the listener during dating phase.

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    Natalie Cavendish
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This beats the rat poison on the twisted scale

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    cagatay reysen
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more realistic is: god damn you! (runs away)

    Clovella Buttram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's basically what God bless you meant

    Gwyn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When people sneeze I want to start saying that now

    Mika Vienonen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever anyone sneezes near me, I respond with "Bless you. But let it be known my blessings are not sanctioned by organized religions and thus may not carry a guarantee. Blessed beware."

    Lynne Harbison
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cough and straight away I get funny looks and have to say I dont have Covid! I'm only clearing my throat.

    Daisychain
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of the time I'm choking on my own spit or air. That's fun; coughing to death and having to explain while trying to breathe.

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    Na Da
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more like: get a test! now!!! self-isolate!

    Peri
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    4 years ago

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's basically the same thing.

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    Na Da
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... & it was never the virus.

    Ali Hard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally one of these that I can agree with... Feel like s***? There's no pill that will fix it although you can try... Or you could try stop getting drunk every night stop eating s***** food hydrate yourself do some physical activity get outside and stop feeling sorry for yourself. Then maybe you will be able to choose for yourself

    sean kohl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one earns their happiness. Try a little more gratitude and a little less self-righteous smugness.

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    Tia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imaging if this is what cats actually said when we came back from work

    Lisa Casserly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, they would say "What took you so long!?" And "Where have you been! I'm HUNGRY."

    Loretta
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true :( Your kitties do love you.

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    Kaitlyn Carter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds about right for Bible thumpers, one of the most annoying type of humans on Earth

    Charles Bosse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, wait, how does the DAD know Satan?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not how damnation works.

    _monster.prince_
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh damn, i actually do not appreciate this one-

    Raptor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some idiot: ur mom gay lol Me: ... She's pan Some idiot: GONTO HELLJ IM REPORTUNF YOU

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    Ali Hard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So f****** weird that some random guy has random children sit on his lap for days at a time telling them what they want for Christmas...

    Na Da
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    always suspected him as a kiddie fiddler.

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    Flying Captain
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I wish I wish teachers wouldn't have to fear repercussions bc a lot more parents need to hear this one from the children's teacher!!!

    Kimi Tomminello
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of those parents don't know how or flat out refuse to do anything about it unfortunately.

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    John Hodgkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the doctor should turn around and tell some kids that about their parents.

    Chyppa Homer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, don't we usually go to the doctor, to find out stuff we don't already know ? :D

    Ali Hard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The easier thing would be to say your child is a piece of s*** because you're a piece of s*** parent

    Na Da
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just a regular kid then.

    Memymo68
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh so she pooped a turd instead of birthing a kid hehehs

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    Lioness Nature
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is literally what you're signing up for in the US when recruited at age 18. Or just plain homelessness with medical and mental health issues.

    Karen Jacob
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad especially when I go to my small town cemetery and see hundreds of American flags on the graves. This doesn't even count the ones with only markers and no flags

    Mark Karol-Chik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forward he cried from the rear And the front rank died And the general sat And the lines on the map Moved from side to side

    Bill Karp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the goblet has not been found.

    Ali Hard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of those people fought for freedom and here we are throwing it away

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    Buren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He... can't go after her because... the door is too small..

    Ali Hard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't even have dated you because you were fat. Obesity is the real pandemic

    #39

    From My Year Of Pop Series. Poster Available At Dagsson.com

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    September Meadows
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤬 now I have a Depeche Mode ear worm, thanks alot!

    #40

    A Guy Walks Into A Bar…

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    Ali Hard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people that gave up their guns and can't afford Jeeps

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    Joybug
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, I intended to leave my kid behind.

    A.J Milne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To think that people actually do this 😥

    Alvin Chip
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    4 years ago

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    Irresponsible piece of sht

    BasedWang
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know, the kid coulda at least helped push the cart

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    Paul C.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's just that the Devil looks after his own.

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    #education

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    Atero
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Modern education system at it's best...

    Lukyan Terdal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same modern education system that failed to teach you how to use apostrophes?

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    This Year, Add Masks And Social Distancing To The Equation! ❤️

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    Tia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eeeeverywhere we goo

    Gin. No tonic
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take a look at the five and ten, it's glistening once again

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    Aussie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy holidays everyone

    MysteriousLegBruise
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's beginning to look a lot like f*ck this

    September Meadows
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's beginning to look alot like F#⊙k this!

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    Young Minami Kotaro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why you shoot him? Just break his neck, it's more silent right

    Theoretical Empiricist
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should have his neck broken for shooting someone during the movie.

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    Paul C.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whereas I'm just a Glutton.

    𝕜𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕟ᴛʜᴇ𝕜𝕚𝕕𝕕
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally just saw a TikTok video where someone was talking about their pronouns and said their pronouns were cake/cake-self. And they then clarified that they don't think they're a literal cake, but that they identify as light and fluffy. What the what?

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    Tag Someone

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    MiriPanda
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my experience those aren't real introverts, but some strange breed of wanna-be introverts, who keep popping up all over the place ever since some people started to interpret some great depth and intellect into introversion that true introverts never claimed was there. Up until introversion became fashionable, we were just the weird bunch who just wanted to be accepted as who we are and to be left alone most of the time.

    Sky Render
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're saying that you were an introvert before it was cool?

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    Lou
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah we don’t post. not on facebook, instagram, snap…

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    Life Of An Artist.

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    Chase Your Dreams

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    September Meadows
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dream I not to make something of myself. Too many people chasing that purpose driven life stuff. I'm firmly in the, Not all who wander are lost, dispursment

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    Linda Roy
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this! Is there a way I can share this one picture and not the entire list?

    Deceased Nemo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    double click it and hit copy image then paste wherever

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    #55

    #pophits #fiftywaystoleaveyourlover #paulsimon

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    September Meadows
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slip out the back Jack, make a new plan Stan, no need to be coy Roy, just listen to me... Well, at least that got Depeche Mode out of my head

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    Election Finally Available As An

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    Paul C.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Trump truly thinks this is what happens.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like this artist does not like democracy.

    GamerC321
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey look santa's- i mean, satan's tail is out again!

    Cheryl Denton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this one not higher up on the list?

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    François Carré
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're the biological mom, but also a biologist.

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    Summer Mason
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not how that works. Kids typically = c**k blockers. Just saying.

    Matthew Zornig
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terrible this time, she's asking for God

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    Kanuli
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s always a partner thing, or should be. Communication is important, instructions or advice can help. Also don’t feel bad to help yourself a bit, or push his hands somewhere and so on.

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    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *most "songs' that are "edgy" these days.

    Daniel Marsh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The internet: BACON! BACON THIS! BACON THAT! BACON BACON BACON BACON!!!! Also the internet: HAWAIIAN PIZZA???? Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza! Kill the pineapple eaters.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And eat the rich, and kill the white, and rape the women!"

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    Sky Render
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the plot of an actual horror movie series, called... Silent Night.

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    Gwyn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't look at the floor

    MellonCollie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems the daughter has just delivered a baby, which is hanging out the window by the umbilical chord, and the daughter is lying about it, trying to get her dad to leave the room.

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    Pumpkin Spice
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like pineapple on pizzas. It gets a bit of unnessecary hate, like oatmeal raisin.

    Deutschland Mädchen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love oatmeal raisin and pineapple on pizza. Both are really good. Oh no, here come the downvotes from me giving my unpopular opinion...

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    Pumpkin Spice
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are we focusing on milk first vs cereal first, TP front or back, cats or dogs, pineapple on pizza or not, and s**t like that WHEN WE NEED TO EAT THE F*****G RICH?!

    Paul C.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ♫ Life's a piece of s##t, when you look at it. ♫

    Young Minami Kotaro
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pineapple on pizza..eternal controversy..

    Robecca
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this is sacrilege, but i just don’t care about pineapple on pizza 🙃

    Cheryl Denton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey now! This one crosses the line!! Pineapple on pizza is awesome!

    LILYANDPEARL
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SHUT THE FUGK UP HAWAIIAN PIZZA IS THE BEST

    Sky Render
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hating others for being different really is a thing that we should stop doing. If it's not hurting anyone or causing meaningful and lasting damage to the planet, quit whining.

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    #hangman

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    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://za.pinterest.com/pin/370632244306841066/

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    Daniel Marsh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S. It's Edward II. Makes a lot more sense than naming a king "Lacksland."

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    Paul C.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are we having for dinner?

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    Gwyn
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If some people have their way there will soon be a lot of these other "dentists" around. :(

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

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    A hole is a hole, a child is not a tooth.

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    Mimi La Souris
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, you can ! if your plan is assisted suicide

    BasedWang
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everything was all good.....but the swastika

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chasing after "bad boys" because you think you can help them change is a terrible mistake.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a typically bitch-esque way of running?

    Theoretical Empiricist
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps not, but there's a "buxom starlet" way: no arm swing, wrist bent so the hands are level with the floor, fingers splayed, chest forward. I've seen monsters on "Scooby Doo" do it.

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