30 Of The Most Irksome Things Annoying People Often Say

It's statements like this that make me wonder how women's prisons aren't overflowing. If somebody said something this dismissive to me I would be surely tempted to strangle them.

If you have to make this distinction, you're being rude.

There’s honesty and tactlessness. People have forgotten how to be tactful (or they don’t care anymore).

Your "honesty" is not necessarily my truth!!!

Sounds like Asperger's to me 😉

And now you know why you don't have any friends. Hey, just being honest.

Says "...I'm just honest". The message is "I am an 4$$hole but I don't want everyone to think that".

I AM sarcastic & rude. I make no excuses & admit it. I had a s****y life being nice & polite and got walked all over. If someone takes offense at what I say, it's most likely they're mad I pointed something out about themselves that they didn't like to admit or acknowledge. At my job, I'm professional & courteous as required, of course. But that's it.

Both things can be true

I get this, but I’m autistic and have trouble telling if what I said was rude or not, so I think that’s an exception? Like obviously saying “I think you are to dumbest ugliest person ever” is obviously rude but me and a lot of autistic people have trouble telling

“I’m just an a*****e”

Oh rude. Sorry, I thought you said nude.

You are only being honest if somebody asks for your opinion. Otherwise, you are being rude.

I am honest, but noone has ever said I was rude. I have found it isn't so much what you say, but how and why you say it. Intent matters.

Honest can be quite rude.

My grandmother used to say "there are starving children in Africa". I loved her, but we lived in Brazil. There were starving children in our building.

No, your bill is 29.95

“And you should shut up more"

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My response would be "Bye".

Have you tried weed to fix (anxiety, depression, ulcerative colitis, sucking chest wound). I have heard stoners suggest weed for EVERYTHING

Cause I was taught if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all..... It's a fkn vow of silence....

...Butterflies are pretty"

Yep, cause and effect. For instance, the reason I hit you with that brick, is because you said "everything happens for a reason"

"Then you should stop telling them. You aren't good at it."

“There is so much air outside, don’t be asthmatic” /s

"Die, Cry, Hate"

LIKE LINDA THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE GOING ON ABOUT GRAMMAR I GOTTA PEE HERE

You mean you're rude. Thank you for the warning.

...I would like to be fed to the lions.

Sounds like some kid who will sit with you at lunch and try to start small talk ._.

I can't understand why this is on here. I'm just saying it doesn't really belong.

Translation: I am an ásshöle

Ah, this is my mother-in-law's favorite statement, usually preceded by something incredibly rude or hurtful.

No offence, but I'm just gonna go ahead and say something offensive right now.

John Wayne once said, " life is hard, it's harder if your stupid.".

I used to have a friend who while never saying these words, had this attitude. Not spoken to him in nearly 20 years and have no desire to.

"No, I'm only halfway through my sentence, so I'm on my comma"

In Hell, you can't hang up

Not crazy about this comment either. If someone is asking for advice ... this comment is so dismissive.

I think this depends on the tone. Some people use this to try and put their own challenges into perspective.

Yeah right, loving myself is so easy especially when everyone point out my shortness, my dumbness and how stupid I am. Who would’nt love themself if every flaw was pointed out? /s

Always look on the bright side of life

Only if they are the last customer left.

Or, they are just trying to engage you in conversation by asking you something obvious

I despise that! All this does is make me explode

Meaning your an a******.

I'll split the difference and go with polite indifference.

Sunshine does not help alleviate the pain when my IBS kicks in, but Buscopan does

"Shoot it!"

Of course you did. You alone would not be able to make all that shît up.

There are times when this is necessary and justified. I've had employees give me the run around and needed to escalate.

This.

Alright. Thanks for the inspiration! I will ...

Hear me out. Child asks for an M&M at 4PM. Okay. Asks for another. Okay. Asks for another. At some point as a responsible parent I have to say no, that's enough M&M's before dinner. Child will ask for 'please, just one more.' I've drawn the line, and if I say yes now, the negotiations continue, so I say no. Any kid worth his salt wants to know why 5 M&M's were okay, but 6 is too many. It's like 4 calories. And the truth is, I don't have a good reason. That's just where I arbitrarily drew the line. But I can't really explain that to my irrational kid who will keep eating M&M's until they puke a chocolate rainbow. So I say it, even though I swore I never would. "Because I said so." "Because I'm the dad." Because I can't reason with you about nutrition, limits, etc. One day, yes, but you aren't there yet.

Unless the rest of the sentence is 'the wonderful emergency services, the excellent upkeep of our towns and cities and a fabulous infrastructure that we can rely on' then this person is a horse's a$$.

I've only ever heard this in the context of a flesh wound. In which case I desperately want to know it's not that deep, as my next 24 hours could have very different todo lists.