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45 Times People Were So Mad At Their Family Members, They Just Had To Shame Them Online
Even when we live with a family we love, some days can be hell. They say that familiarity breeds contempt, and that can certainly be true in cases like the ones in this post, where we explore some of the more annoying aspects of family life!
Some can be the result of children who haven’t yet fully understood some of the principles of good social behavior. Others can be the results of adults who managed to grow up without ever having been taught the principles of good social behavior. Either way, they can make family life really annoying - no matter how much we love them!
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#1
Stupid Twins
PlatinumTheCat 2 years ago
This reminds me of a book series I read, two of the characters are twins that constantly argue and the insult they say the most is that the other one is ugly
Linda Thompson-chlon 2 years ago
Have twin nephews and when it was one mad at the other...."I'm better looking than you and Mom loves me best". Identical. Most be a twin thing and it still makes me chuckle.
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#2
Wife Left The Gloves To Dry, I Almost Had A Heart Attack
#3
My 39-Week-Pregnant Wife Went To The Store To "Get Stuff For Dinner". This Is What She Came Home With
Hiro Lee 2 years ago (edited)
She went to the grocery store at 39 weeks?! I would have had my partner facetiming the ice cream aisle and telling them what to bring home đ
T J R 2 years ago
Right!? This weeble would wobble and definitely fall down at 39 weeks. I couldn't even fit behind the steering wheel anymore. Haha!
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Deborah B 2 years ago
I'd estimate that there's a 90% chance that any pregnant woman doing a last minute "stuff for dinner" shop is having pregnancy cravings, and will come back with icecream or pickles. Just go with it. There's bread in the photo, have some toast, and let her enjoy her icecream.
BetterBitterButter 2 years ago
Maybe that's what the baby wants! But I wouldn't call her a monster for this!
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Well dinner is a meal eaten in the evening and has no specific food type noted so anything goes đ
#4
A Very Slow Flushing Toilet Led To My Discovery Of The Most Ironic Toilet Clog. Kids Are Annoying Sometimes
Kristy Sambey 2 years ago
My youngest sonâs baby box still contains the receipt from the plumber who had to remove a plastic crabby patty from our clogged toilet. Point isâŠI feel ya.
Daffydillz~ 2 years ago
My son tried to flush his little Ford Explorer SUV three different times. Fortunately for me, my cousin took up my toilet to retrieve it so I got a discount for him and the cost of a new wax ring. I had to hide the little SUV better until my son was older though. I think he was less than 2 years old.
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Malfar 2 years ago
Kids, huh? A plumber I once called said that the most outrageous things he saw clogging the pipes were a fur hat and a bottle of booze.
Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago
Right? Like in that episode of House where the kid keeps shoving toy firemen up his nose - trying to rescue the cat that's stuck deeper in.
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MotherRobinson 2 years ago
OMG I can here him saying that after the discovery of him clogging the pipe
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#5
My Dad Does This To Avoid Cutting Pepperoni
The happy frog 2 years ago
I respect your opinion, but to be honest I reaaaaaaally dislike this image like brrrrrrr You do you but donât do that to my pizza if youâre coming over
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80 Van 2 years ago
Iâm on board except for the one slice that got 5 pepperoni and the one next to it that only got 3.
Never Snarky 2 years ago
I'm sorry. I just don't see what is wrong with cutting pepperoni. This pizza would be cold by the time you are finished carving it.
Unstable Mushroom (they/them) 2 years ago
But⊠the slices donât have even amounts of pepperoni on them >:( this is a crime
#6
Honestly I Doubt That Purse Would Ever Be Used For Anything As Useful Again
Mycroft1967 2 years ago
"Hey Luigi, the pizza maker maker, ya wanna get married." (Attempting best Italian accent).
#7
I Took A Stupid Photo, And It Has Become The Default Photo My Family Now Sends Each Other Instead Of "Ok"
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
LOL I love that your whole family sends it to each other. Sounds like a fun family
#8
I Tried Turning On The TV And It Wouldn't Turn On. I Opened The Remote And I Find This
tw 72 2 years ago
Ya might want to be concerned about where the batteries went
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Hippopotamuses 2 years ago
This is an illustration of absolute evil. There are no other words to describe it!
Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago
I was confused for a second, in Canada, these are called Rockets, and our smarties are just larger M&Ms
Elladine DesIsles 2 years ago
However, (Canadian) Smarties are so much better than M&Ms. Better chocolate and they melt in your mouth. Better colours too (even after they switched to safer food dyes - I admit, I do miss the bright purple and blue). I find plain M&Ms a very poor alternative, though the peanut ones are decent. And Rockets (aka Smarties south of the border), don't we all agree that those are only good for decorating gingerbread houses?
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Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
Wait so it accepts both types of batteries? (How do you guys specify the smaller one? In portuguese we have different names for them, the long one is pilha, the smaller is bateria)
80 Van 2 years ago
In US, TV remotes typically use AA batteries (larger) or AAA batteries (smaller). I think this photo is just an optical illusion. It looks like it actually uses two AA batteries.
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DetongLhamo 2 years ago
In the 70s and 80s, my best friend and I would unscrew the mouthpiece on the phone and put food in it to âsendâ to each other. Unsurprisingly our mothers soon worked out where the smell was coming from.
#9
My Husband Has Been Sticking These In Places I Can't Reach To Annoy Me. It's Working
Spencer's slave 2 years ago
Last time I saw this I suggested she stick one of these on his hairy bits whilst he's asleep.
Dave Nalesnik 2 years ago
Put it in place of the toilet paper when he goes in for his morning s***. đ
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
But why? Sorry I just don't have this kind of sense of humor and neither does my husband luckily. I constantly walk by things and can't find them as it is so "haha great joke hon! I got fired for being late again cause it took an hour to fund my lint roller!"
Marleina Hershberg 2 years ago
Why isn't he on your side in life??? Sounds like the wrong one for you.
#10
How My Sister Leaves The Bathroom
martymcmatrix 2 years ago
Right...and it will not change at anytime, very soon.
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LK 2 years ago
If someone left my sink like this they would receive a grand total of ONE warning. Then I'd grab a plastic storage box and swipe the whole lot into the storage box, and put it in their bedroom.
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago (edited)
I hate when one of my things fall in the sink, imagine deliberately putting them there
#11
My Mom Borrowed My (Nearly New) Heels Months Ago And Forgot Them In Her Car. She Found Them Like This Today. This Is Why I Hate Letting People Borrow Stuff
Tiki Stanford 2 years ago
I'd be equally concerned about whatever is airborne and growing in mom's car! It needs to be dealt with stat!
LittleMissPanda 2 years ago
After I lended someone my kid's puschair to help them out, only to get it returned compleeeeetely scratched everywhere, my FIL told me "only let people borrow stuff from you that you are comfortable losing"
Allison B 2 years ago (edited)
When I was younger I loaned the first and second Wheel of Time books to my cousin. She lived in another state. After a while I got 2 packages from her. One was my 2 books in absolute horrible condition, like spines broken, pages falling out and so on. Along with an apology note and telling me to open the second box. I was mad at her but did anyway. It was new hardcover copies of the first 3 books which were to replace the ones she ruined and the next book in the series. Mood whiplash that day. I was like 15 at the time.
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Marcellus II 2 years ago
Different family of moulds tho, so no real worry.
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Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my! 2 years ago
When I was in highschool, I didn't work, and didn't get allowance. My money came from babysitting, so I didn't have a lot of it. Billy Joel had just released "An Innocent Man". I bought it ASAP. I listened to it once before I loaned. It to a friend. A month later, I asked for it back. She said vaguely that she thought her brother had it. I never loaned anything out again. In fact, a few years later, the same girl wanted to borrow a different tape. I told her no, and she asked why not. I told her why not. She said she didn't remember that.
madbakes 2 years ago
I still remember my brand new tulip baton I let my friend borrow in the first grade. My mom even talked to her mom. Never got it back. Still pisses me off.
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Nitka Tsar 2 years ago (edited)
Who lends shoes? I am comfortable sharing anything but not shoes or underwear.
Michael Fernandez 2 years ago
In normal environments, that doesnât happen to shoes in a few months. Was the car hermetically sealed and buried in a haunted forest?
#12
Tell Me You Have A Three-Year-Old Without Telling Me You Have A Three-Year-Old
Brendan (banned for downvotes) 2 years ago (edited)
To avoid this, we kept our apples in the fridge. However, our 3yo can now open the fridge door. We considered moving them to the top shelf, but we were worried he'd see it as a challenge.
Irene Bucior 2 years ago
We had raisins stuffed into our main phone jack. For months, all we heard was static. He claimed it happened âwhen I was a baby.â
The Original Bruno 2 years ago (edited)
This behavior has been allowed to fester too long. It's not the child; it's the parent.
#13
The Toilet Paper At My Dadâs House. He Still Complains About How Quickly I Go Through It
Pedantic Panda 2 years ago
The money he saves on toilet paper well be spent on extra hand soap.
Hippopotamuses 2 years ago
I donât think Iâve ever seen anything as thin as that. It actually looks like a photoshop filter. God help us.
T J R 2 years ago
For some reason, your comment made me for real lol and now I keep giggling about it.
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#14
Pours A Brand New Bag Of Chips Into A Dog Bowl, Just To Eat It Out Of The Bowl
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
Im not familiar with this kind of dog, is it naturally pink or does it change from dog to dog?
Gay Waffle 2 years ago
The light pinkish beige is natural, the outer layer are clothes because people just keep dressing their dogs đ
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LK 2 years ago
Dog: Ooooh! This looks far tastier than my normal kibble. How do I politely ask the small human to vacate the space?
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I have a dog and two cats and I ALWAYS worry vicariously at images like this XD I'm like "but is there onion and garlic powder in the chip flavor coating??? those are both toxic to dogs..."
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#15
My Sister Called And Asked Why Her Dryer Kept Stopping
The happy frog 2 years ago
Yee, itâs actually more flammable then paper, itâs fantastic for bonfires :)
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Majungasaurus 2 years ago
I had a roommate who NEVER cleaned the lint trap - took me like 2 months of wondering why the lint trap was always so full before I noticed đŹ she tried to argue with me too, âIâve never had to do that before!â
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Na Na 2 years ago
My aunts dryer was similar when I washed my nephews stuff. She is really smart & ontop of something but other things donât exist. She had a cleaning lady for decades & I suspect she doesnât even know to clean the filter as the cleaning lady always did it. We all have blind spots- she is a successful lawyer which is a skill but I know to clean lint trapđ€·ââïž
StrangeOne 2 years ago
I can't believe how many people don't know what a lint trap is and that you have to clean it after every load.
Fly_Agaric_Frog (They/Them) 2 years ago
Ew. Imagine having to take all that lint out. Who knows what's in it by now?
#16
My Brother Was Mad I Gave Him My Cheap Art Supplies. He Claimed I Didnât Trust Him Enough. Here Is The Proof I Canât Trust Him
Aisling Raye 2 years ago
I'm partly through this list and this is the most aggravating of the posts so far. You're brother is truly a monster.
Curly Q 2 years ago
Not to be a grammar monster but this time, 'you're' isn't needed. A simple 'your' will do đđ
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Brenda 2 years ago
I've had to replace brushes 2x after a family member didn't clean them. I bought a really cheap set for them to use & keep the good ones hidden. Told them if they can't clean up, no more brushes. Guess what happened?
Seadog 2 years ago
And if you make them buy a new one they gripe at the price and insist that a $1.99 brush from Lowe's is just as good. The same $1.99 brush they refused to use in favor of your $10 brush.
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Bored Trash Panda 2 years ago (edited)
I have my brushes separated by quality. My son knows which ones he can and can't use. He mainly uses the cheap ones, but can use the middle grade ones if he is careful. Even he is more responsible than this and knows to clean and care for them and he is 10!
Lauora 2 years ago
My Mum (an artist) did the same. Even as an adult I wouldn't touch her premium brushes. They are so expensive and she'd know straight away they had been used by someone else.
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Emperor Kitten 2 years ago
Atr teacher here - you can clean paint brushes, even if they're in this kind of shape, with shampoo and conditioner. If it won't hold its shape after rub a little very heavily diluted white glue into it.
Stacy Carroll 2 years ago
Soak in a product called "brush cleaner" over night. They will come clean, even if paint has dried.
StrangeOne 2 years ago
The really good brushes are SO expensive. I buy one once in a blue moon. I can't even trust myself with them as I'm still learning oil painting. Once the paint dries there's no amount of solvents that's going to clean them.
#17
After My Parents' Divorce My Mother Ripped My Father Out My Childhood Photos. He Passed Away Over Two Years Ago And We Don't Have Many Photos Together
Ryan-James O'Driscoll 2 years ago
I get why people feel the need to do this (I've been there), but she could have just given the photos to her child. Especially as ripping him out of the photo doesn't make him go away. He's still there. If not in face, then in the form of an obvious void.
Monday 2 years ago
Yes. I get ripping him out of photos of the two of them together, but removing him from photos with his kids is just cruel to the kid.
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Sally Close 2 years ago
Oh wow. Your mother sounds like the narcissistic stupid mole my mother is!!!
Saint Tim the Godless 2 years ago
Yes, it couldn't possibly be that she was maybe abused, or cheated on, or otherwise treated badly...
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Cosmetica Solist 2 years ago
I'm so sorry you lost your dad and have such a horribly selfish mother. I don't care what happened between the parents. You don't ever let your kids suffer from it
Leeds Lass 2 years ago
My mum did this when i was 5 - fast forward 45 years and i found a negative and got it developed. I ugly cried in Asda when i saw the picture of my dad and me for the first time at age 50 (very embarrassing lol)
#18
When You Spend Quality Time With Your 7-Year-Old Son Working On His Dinosaur Diorama For School But Your Wife Comes Home And Says This Looks Horrible
Tiki Stanford 2 years ago
The kid is 7, this is how it's supposed to look! Way to ruin not just a good memory, but the kid's self esteem to boot. Dad is awesome.
Living Example 2 years ago
Isn't it SUPPOSED to look like the son did it? I helped my grandsons with science projects and you could always tell they had help. My failure. I had the attitude of the wife.
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
At least you recognise that now, hopefully wife will learn too, before it's too late
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Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
It looks great! Just paint the back of the box blue and you have a sky! I hate when kids come in with dioramas that belong in the Smithsonian cause the parents did all the work and the kids didn't touch it.
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
Never mind the top is to close it to take to school. That's a really good idea in itself.
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Emma Goransdottir 2 years ago
Your wife is rude! You did a great work and the dino is cuteâ„ïž
#19
My Aunt Saw No Harm In Taking My Pops Down From My Shelf And Letting My 4-Year-Old Cousin Play With Them While I Was At School
Vic 2 years ago
Or the next time you are at her place, just take her car out for a spin.. without asking, of course
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I hate when people don't respect other people's room or belongings. My parents used to let my baby sisters go and trash my room all the time. They even took photos they thought it was "cute". Then when I was 14 I went away with my aunt for a weekend and came home to my room trashed and all my fish dead cause my little cousin dumped the entire jar of fish food in. My mother got mad at me for being upset. This is worse though these are collectibles she had no right I'm sorry.
Random Dolphin 2 years ago
I think I fishes life may be worth more, I am SO sorry
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madbakes 2 years ago
It was in the packaging. You don't open people's s**t.
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Cloudberry 2 years ago
She should pay you for that. And everyone with small children should always bring toys with them when going out or visiting family/friends. For obvious reasons.
Tiki Stanford 2 years ago
NRFB!!! At this point I figured everyone knew the rules. Why were they even in the room in the first place? Not cool dude.
AxolotlViolet (they/them) 2 years ago
pops aren't toys for children. Their collectible works of art
#20
Brother Used My First Edition 1998 Chamber Of Secrets As A Coaster
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
If you immediately wipe off the excess, then put it over light steam with a thin towel to suck the coffee out, it might be possible to save it
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Grant Melville 2 years ago
I dropped my copy in the bath. It was fine afterwards - just a bit... expanded. I should've sold it as a rare 'extended edition'.
Charity Angel 2 years ago
Sometimes, a Kindle is a blessing. As long as you remember to put it in a waterproof cover first.
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Randi (she/they/he) 2 years ago
Once saw a picture where an iPad was used as a coaster. Reminded me of this
#21
My 2-Year-Old Son Decided To Throw His Sippy Cup At Our 65" TV
William Saito 2 years ago
How fragile is this thing that a 2 year old could break it so easily? At this point is more like design failure. Those old crt tvs were indestructibles.
Marcellus II 2 years ago
Knowing a baby that was crushed by a CRT, yeah the danger definitely was the other way around.
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StrangeOne 2 years ago
Geez. I miss the older TVs with the tough glass screens, and powerful remote signalling. Throw a sippy cup at the TV and you'd get scolded. My step-mom would damage your hand more than you did the TV with her plastic mixing spoon of punishment.
Kyllein MacKellerann 2 years ago
Guess whose kid is gonna be 19 before he gets to watch TeeVee unescorted?
#22
How My Aunt Drives. She Also Texts/Calls While Driving Too
Panda Kicki 2 years ago
You can possibly save one or multiple lives by documenting it and send to the police. Wreckless endangerment is no joke.
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I'm not trying to mock you, but it's spelled "reckless". Ironically, "wreckless" is NOT what auntie would be at all, since that implies she's "wreck-less", or not going to get into a wreck, which is ABSOLUTELY what is going to happen.
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Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
"Do you know how fast you were driving, mam?" "Shhhhhh it's the last episode"
Ryan-James O'Driscoll 2 years ago
If the people that do this yeet their car into a tree, that's dream. None deserves to be killed or injured by the selfish actions of these people.
Spencer's slave 2 years ago
I always wish a concrete power pole on people like this because no tree deserves to suffer.
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JayWantsACat 2 years ago
People like this p**s me off. It's absolutely selfish and a completely preventable situation that can affect people lives, literally, but it's more important that you watch a video or text.
Valek Fermiga 2 years ago
Avoid her car as much as possible, that's selfish and careless, obviously shows how much she cares about yours or anyone else's life....
#23
My Sister's Toothbrush
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
This horrifies me. Every time my brother uses his I thoroughly rinse it because he's special needs and doesn't know better.
Chexmy Licks/eggđŻđ” 2 years ago
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BURN HER BURN HER BURN HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR
Ole Peder Amrud Hagen 2 years ago
There are asbestos mining towns in Russia that are healthier than this.
V Martinez 2 years ago
I think I just did a little in my mouth eeewwwwww!
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#24
The Husband Changed The Bathroom Lightbulbs. I Am Annoyed
Superb Owl 2 years ago
Even the image irritates me to no end. For whatever reason, I'm very particular about light colour. I have a cupboard of bulbs that are wrong. Because it's not one-colour-fits-all, no sir, this lamp here needs this colour, unless I move it and it then needs some other colour... Nowadays I can usually find the right colour from the cupboard of wrong colours though, so I got that going for me, which is nice.
Monday 2 years ago
Same.....I need to have the "warm" colour bulbs in places I spend a lot of time or it'll drive me mad.
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Marie A (Blondebat) 2 years ago
I had that same problem, but witt just one needing replacing. I put it as far to the end of the mirror as I could get it. Messed w/putting on make up.
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago
I am solely in charge of purchasing light bulbs for this exact reason.
#25
The Hair Brush My Daughter Leaves Hanging In The Shower
WordNerdTali 2 years ago
At this point, is this brush even getting through her hair? The bristles are being strangled
ShyWahine 2 years ago
Bet there's that much or more in the drain! Grew up with 3 younger sisters and we all had waist-length hair...
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Blondie23 2 years ago
people forget that kids don't know anything... you have to teach them. I have been teaching my daughters "Life Lessons" and we went over the need to clean your brushes out. They didn't realize. It's a parenting fail if you let your kid get to this point!
Jennifer Ness 2 years ago
Agree. My friend fostered her 13 year old niece and she hadn't been taught so many things... like how to shampoo her hair or clean her body in the shower. Poor kid had no way to know. Auntie realized she wasn't clean and was able to help her. Poor kid just stood under the water. Heartbreaking to realize her mom never taught her to wash
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Shankshaw Redeemer 2 years ago
This much hair comes off my head probably weekly; however, I clean my brush. I have the thickest, most course hair ever and can afford to lose some. I must even have it thinned out so I don't look like an 80s girl who was also electrocuted.
StrangeOne 2 years ago
Same, I shed a lot. So does my daughter. We just clean our brushes and use a hair trap for the drain. But we don't brush our hair in the shower. I find that rather odd. We use a shower comb, though. I taught her how to clean up after herself and the bathroom. This just sounds like a parenting thing. Perhaps the mom can teach her daughter rather than shame her.
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My Sister Says âCats Donât Need Clean Dishesâ And Just Puts The Cat Bowls In The Cabinet With Large Pieces Of Food Still Stuck To Them
#27
My Aunt Who Likes To Smoke In The Bathroom
I Like This One 2 years ago
Why is there noone commenting the toothbrush touching that surface???
Vermonta 2 years ago
Even smokers would find this gross. Use some of those cleaners you got there. Even the faucets are cruddy
Bored Trash Panda 2 years ago
I am a smoker (trying to quit though) and I find this absolutely disgusting. Smoking inside a house/apartment is disgusting period.
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The Other Guest 2 years ago
Dawn is a fantastic degreaser/cleaner, and can be used to scrub a tub. Not sure why it's in this particular bathroom, though, since it doesn't look like it gets cleaned all that often.
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#28
My Sister Has Been Making A Prom Dress For Some Weeks Now. She Leaves Her Supplies Everywhere And I Almost Stepped On Her Opened Needle Box
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Oh man. I sew a lot and I am fanatical about putting my sewing needles and pins away securely. I stepped on a lost sewing needle once. Never again.
Bored Trash Panda 2 years ago (edited)
I unknowingly had the blunt end of a sewing needle stuck in my toe for years. Never figured out where it came from. Just noticed it when I was walking one day and felt it poking me. I know it was years though cause I had a lump on my toe that it was in.
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Charity Angel 2 years ago
Good pins too, from the looks of them. The expensive kind you don't want to lose.
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When my brother was little he stepped on a pin that had lost the little plastic head, it went straight up into his heel and got stuck in the bone... My mom switched to the kind that's all metal after that.
Laughing otter 2 years ago
That happened to my little brother as well. They had to slice half of his heel off to get it out.
Load More Replies... Charity Angel 2 years ago
I keep meaning to get a magnet on a stick so I can sweep the floor for pins. I'm terrible for dropping them. Fortunately I haven't done myself any damage yet, but it's only a matter of time - the house is running out of other ways to injure me as I fix them one by one
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Hoban Michelle 1 year ago
Ug! My little brother tried to do a headstand on our shag rug and got one stuck in his head.
#29
Driving My Sister's Car Always Mildly Irritates Me
Sumdumfu 2 years ago
For the less militarily inclined, a claymore is a type of landmine that sprays hundreds of ball bearings in a set direction.
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Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
I heard that third crystal does wonders when you're stuck in the middle of the traffic with your sister's Chevrolet
Bart 2 years ago
It's also the last thing going through your mind when the airbag deploys...
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Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
People complaining about people doing them favors mildly irritates me.
Dolly_of TheCowboy 2 years ago
That was what I saw first too! Bluey and Bingo
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#30
When Your 8-Year-Old Decides You Shouldn't Have A Laptop After Telling Him He's Too Young To Have A Laptop
Malfar 2 years ago
And of course, it happened out of the blue with no previous signs, or the previous signs were considered as "normal childish antics", right? If that happened because the child is on the spectrum, it's one thing. If it happened because the parents failed with educating the child, it's a whole different story.
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Tee Rat 2 years ago (edited)
Save this laptop for later when you decide that he's ready to have his own
Sara Wilson 2 years ago
HAHA! Great Xmas gift! Here son, u can have my old laptop!
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Marco Richter 2 years ago
"Sorry kid, we thought about getting you one. But now we have to replace ours so we do not have money for you."
Deborah B 2 years ago
Get a new laptop. Keep this laptop as the only screen the kid gets for six months.
Max Fox 2 years ago
I'll add my voice to those who say that it is not normal behavior for an 8 year old child. The kid has serious behavioral problems. This really only happens if the kid is neurodivergent, the parents have been sh!t at disciplining the kid, or both.
Thee8thsense 2 years ago
Time to give the 8 year old household chores for which he earns money that goes toward replacing your laptop. A teachable lesson to a child exhibiting bratty behavior.
Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago
great, now you have an excuse to buy a new laptop for yourself AND give your kid the laptop he wanted.
#31
The Way My Sister Opened This Can
Malfar 2 years ago
Bad news. Something opened it from the inside. It may still be in your house.
Laughing otter 2 years ago
Brown bread is a specific New England traditional dish. It's made with rye and corn flour, sweetened with molasses. It's actually steamed in the can, which makes it incredibly dense and moist. It's usually eaten with baked beans, and it's delicious!
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Yes. It's a traditional New England bread made of rye, corn and a little molasses. It's canned rather than bagged because it's actually baked by being pressure-steamed inside the can, making for very moist bread. I don't appreciate the taste (I don't like my bread sweet or moist), but I can appreciate how cleverly B&M translated the traditional steamed bread into an always-fresh consumer product.
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#32
Let My Younger Brother Use Tinfoil, And It Ends Up Like This
KnightOwl 2 years ago
Ugh, my bf does this and it drives me crazy, I don't understand why he can't use it properly but he genuinely just doesn't care and thinks I'm crazy for getting annoyed by it.
FeelingFrisky 2 years ago
Foil *sheets* are the best way to put a stop to this.
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Omima mimi miki 2 years ago
to be honest though - that and saran wrap sucks sometimes ( especially is you bought the cheap kind)
#33
My Very Normal Brother And His Normal Outfit He Wears All The Time
Malfar 2 years ago
Um...what's wrong with it? No, wait, what's wrong enough to call him a monster? I am still in the post titled "living with a monster", right?
Aria Whitaker 2 years ago
I would love to see his teeth....Mountain Dew mouth is a thing. A very ugly thing.
Load More Replies... Emily Peoples 2 years ago
I see nothing wrong with this picture. Mountain Dew, sponsor this good sir immediatelyđ
Michelle Reynolds 2 years ago
Your bro will have some very normal kidney stones (Mt Dew is a huge culprit of them).
RosaTheWitch 1 year ago
Greggs do clothes??? Wow, some people must REALLY like their sausage rolls!
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That Smirking Face! So Proud Of Her Work
Yago Ren 2 years ago
Please don't assume or suggest the child is a monster..i grew up in an abusive household and I was terrified of making any mistake fearing the consequences. Let me suggest an alternative explanation to the picture - perhaps it was emergency breaking, perhaps the car run into a pothole and the drink spilled. I am happy to see a smiling child and not one cowering in fear
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
I'm so sorry for what you've been through and I'm assuming that if the parent took the pic is because they're not mad, so I like your explanation :)
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Anna Te 2 years ago
Easy, give the child a rag and let them clean the mess. Supervise and help when needed. If it was intentional, they will learn. If it was an accident, they still should clean with you.
Wysteria_Rose 2 years ago
Exactly. I can't say how many pics I've seen of adults who dropped/splashed their iced coffee all in their car. Accidents will happen, even to grown adults!
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Sara Wilson 2 years ago
That would b the LAST time there would b food or drink in the car. At least it's leather!
Kirsti Tuers 2 years ago
U definitely don't have kids. If they do I hope they are happy bc saying this is just wrong. If your child is thirsty just give them the drink that's what's more important
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Never Snarky 2 years ago
I'm sure the smirk will go away when she learns she has to clean up the mess.
#35
My Dad Has The Annoying Habit Of Leaving Near-Empty Bottles In The Fridge
Angela B 2 years ago (edited)
Is it okay to boop the "offender" over the head with it? Asking for a friend.
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
tell your friend my friend said it's fine
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KnightOwl 2 years ago (edited)
Ugh, I know so many people who do this, even with empty boxes or food packets being put back in cupboards. I remember looking after my gran when she was sick (terminal cancer) and going into her kitchen to look for a snack she'd asked for, I opened a cupboard and an avalanche of trash poured out. My aunts, uncles and cousins who'd all been taking turns looking after her were all too lazy to put the trash in the bin (2ft away) so would just stuff it back in the cupboard and leave it for the next person to deal with. I literally went through all her cupboards and her fridge and freezer and threw out 2 garbage bags full of boxes and empty wrappers. (Which also meant I could see how bare her cupboards actually were and go on a desperately needed supply run.)
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
So wrong. I hate when people put empty boxes away so lazy
Load More Replies... Max Fox 2 years ago
It is something that happens to men who have children as they get older. It's called Idon'twanttofinishitbitIdon'twanttothrowitaway syndrome. It is, unfortunately, incurable.
Irish woman abroad 2 years ago
Nah, they don't all have kids - some of them do this from a young age.
Load More Replies... Sara Wilson 2 years ago
To b fair, I do this, but it's because I come back and will actually finish it! I grew up poor, so we didn't have the option of throwing perfectly good food or drinks
Upstaged75 2 years ago
This is SO irritating. My father does it too - because he's too lazy to go put it in the trash/recycling.
LillieMean 2 years ago (edited)
This is so annoying. My husband is exactly the same. Half a deciliter of juice. Two centimeters of cucumber. One cookie. And they stay there forever unless I do something to them myself. At the moment, there has been a bottle of Vichy on the coffee table since yesterday, with 1/5 of the Vichy left. Why, oh why.
Marie A (Blondebat) 2 years ago
My hubs does that w/vodka bottles regurly. 1/3 shot if I am very lucky.
#36
My Wife Does This Every. Single. Time. Especially Annoying When You Buy With Pulp And Want To Give It A Good Shake
Arthur Waite 2 years ago
Particularly after the first time. (Voice of experience.)
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SassyFrassy 2 years ago
I am this wife. I've gotten better. Especially after the salsa incident >_< I always help clean up
Dave H 2 years ago
I appreciate your honesty. My wife does this to everything. And I unfortunately pick things up by the lid. Together we create disasters.
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Brian Droste 2 years ago
All you need to do is rescrew the cap back on. But this probably could be annoying.
Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
My rule of thumb: twist it the other way first, to ensure itâs even.
#37
The Way My Sister Saves Her Ice Cream For Later
Weasel Wise 2 years ago
Yep! She was taught my savages how to behave like a savage.... what more do you want?
Load More Replies... Mama Penguin 2 years ago (edited)
Everyone knows once you start an ice cream cone, there's no saving it for later. It's a commitment.
#38
My Sister-In-Law And Brother Broke My Chair And Hid It With Towels Instead Of Telling Me
Nay Wilson 2 years ago
How did they do this?? What, did they turn it upside down and stand on it?
Sharon Ingram 2 years ago
Doesnât matter how, how old, when, etc. If they broke it they should have owned up to it.
StarlightPanda! 2 years ago
I wouldn't trust them with anything if I were them, because imagine what else they'd be willing to lie about or cover up instead of being honest.
Fraxinus excelsior 2 years ago
I think they may have been trying to make the beast with 2 backs
KittyGaming 2 years ago
That looks like it was a nice chair that you would hang string lights on
#39
LEGO Set Iâm Selling. My Brother Decided To Stab It With A Screwdriver
Monday 2 years ago
I get that you may have the urge to stab something....but why would you choose that stabby outlet to be something your sibling is selling?
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
But why?? If he's old enough to have a screwdriver he is definitely old enough to know better!!! I'm sorry for you
HappySquirrel 2 years ago
OMG. Flashback to the time I sold a very expensive collectible doll on Ebay, and was so excited at the high final bid that I jumped up out of my chair and knocked my coffee cup over - right onto the box containing the doll, which was sitting next to my desk. (It stained the box, which was the original box the doll came in and a good part of the value of the doll.) I had to knock some money off the final price for my stupidity.
Nancy Lynch 2 years ago
I wasn't thinking about the box. I was thinking that it's very hard to break a Lego.
#40
My 3-Year-Old Daughter Did This Today To My Favorite Thesaurus Which I Held Perfect For Almost 20 Years Since School
Robert T 2 years ago
According to my thesuarus: be beside oneself, be livid, froth at the mouth, go berserk, run amok, and run mad. ;-)
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Elspeth_Marple 2 years ago
I.....may or may not have "eaten" my mother's college diploma when I was a baby...........
StrangeOne 2 years ago
My daughter scribbled over so many books and stuff and I didn't have anyone to blame but myself. XD Now her lovely artwork is an addition.
#41
My Mom Threw All The Chocolate Waffles Outside For The Birds Thinking The Chocolate Was Mold. It Was A Box Of 32, Only 2 Were Eaten
Marco Richter 2 years ago
Please don't give those things to birds. It's just as much or even worse of a junk food for them as for humans.
Monday 2 years ago
One week of junk food will not kill a human. Similarly a day of junk food will not kill a bird. Definitely don't feed them waffles every day, but no harm in them getting a few once in a while.
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Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
What logic is this though? Ew, mold, here you have it birds!
Marcellus II 2 years ago
It's the "hey, very very evenly-distributed & square-shaped mould, typical birdfood" logical triple-jump that I cannot follow.
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tabithapaquette98 2 years ago
Does she not know how to read? And if that's for the birds, she should have cut it up into small pieces.
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
Maybe she thinks birds are like in Cinderella and will work in teams to carry these off to their nests lol
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Reviewer UK01 2 years ago
Way more likely to go to the rats than the birds anyway, depending on your local area.
#42
Kids Cutting Brownies
OhnoIâvebeencensored 2 years ago (edited)
I love eating brownies, but not if I've baked them.... I mean, it's just BUTTER, loads of BUTTER, with SUGAR, loads of SUGAR, some cocoa and maybe a tiny bit of flour. After seeing how unhealthy the ingredients are, I just can't eat it!
Tee Rat 2 years ago
Try the diet ones with ice cream, sprinkles, chocolate syrup, and whipped cream on top. Okay, maybe not so diet.
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strawberry.panda 2 years ago
Besides, congrats on baking! That looks so delicious, you should be very proud of yourself!
Brian Droste 2 years ago
The bottom part looks like a crooked mouth to me. The middle piece looks like a little bit like Texas to me.
#43
Daughter Played With The Stamp Pad Ink. We Already Tried Washing It With Soap And Water But Unfortunately The Ink Is Hard To Remove
Mycroft1967 2 years ago
Try soaking it in vinegar before washing. Vinegar is a natural stain remover.
Ace 2 years ago
For some reason I read that as 'natural skin remover'. Which would also work, I guess.
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Manic Mama 2 years ago (edited)
Hand sanitizer. I use it to get ballpoint ink out of my hubby's shirts.
Shanna Blue 2 years ago
Hand sanitizer removes this. It also removes sharpie and pen stains fyi Iâve leaned this the hard way too many times
Marcellus II 2 years ago
Indeed if alcohol-based ink (like sharpie). Not sure if this is. E.g. engine oil easier to remove with olive oil than hand sanitizer.
Load More Replies... H.M. V. 2 years ago
I got a stamp set for my birthday once. My youngest sister got it in her hands, climbed on her bed with it and then continued to rip apart the ink pad and distribute the crumbs onto her bedding. She must have been ~3 years old back then. I was very upset at the time. And nowadays she's upset that I still like to tell that story :3
Tiffany Munday 2 years ago
If you call your local police department they may be able to help. Bonus⊠you will undoubtedly make their day. đ
Ka Se 2 years ago
From a chemical point of view: If something can not be removed you should try something else with which the soiling interacts better. So water - water with soap - water with weak acids (vinegar/citric acid) - oil - ethanol/isopropanol (alcohols) - acetone (ketones). Whereas I personally would probably leave the child dyed (after checking the composition of the dye) before resorting to acetone on the child. I would never resort to hydrogen peroxide without great need, as it simply breaks down the tissue and can cause severe (!) damage to the eye.
#44
My Brother Bends Our Spoons
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
Either that or he'll wake up one morning and become a Kadabra.
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#45
The Way My 15-Year-Old Son Eats Wings
Kobe (she) 2 years ago
15 ? You let him do this for 15 Years ?? You have a money tree in the backyard ? Why enable him for that long ?
Shanna Blue 2 years ago
Throw him off the bridge now heâs clearly a failure how do you leave this much meat on wings? Toss the parents too they failed him about wings
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
you know what, toss the entire bridge!
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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Nibbles and leaves huge chunks of meat behind. Was he one of those children who took single bites out of an entire bushel of apples too?
Brocken Blue 2 years ago
I canât speak for OPâs son but I *hate* certain kinds of textures and texture inconsistencies in foods and I can tell you that where he is eating on these wings is the âsafestâ part of a chicken wing for people with sensory issues. Iâd never have assaulted a bush of apples like that toddler but I have absolutely left a plate of wings looking just like this
Load More Replies... Isabella 2 years ago
There is no excuse for a 15 year old to do that. What a waste! Will he do that when he will start to work for money?
Sandy Kavanaugh 2 years ago
He'll expect money for no work at all, and probably get it.
Load More Replies... Zedrapazia 2 years ago
Do it as I do with my cats and don't feed him anymore until he's eaten his bowl
#46
Itâs My Birthday. I Shared Photos Of The Wonderful Day My Husband Gave Me, Including My Favorite Pizza And Dessert. My Grandmotherâs Cousin Had This To Say
KnightOwl 2 years ago
Wow what an a**hole. I hate these type of passive aggressive people, they act like they're just being kind or trying to help you in some weird way, when in reality they're just prejudiced and think being fat somehow makes people worthless. I'd rather be 'plump' and happy after a fun day than skinny and miserable because I can't eat the things I enjoy for fear of gaining weight.
The happy frog 2 years ago
Exactly Iâd send her a message back saying âkeep sending me messages like that and Iâll unplug your life support ! đ€Łâ if she wants to be passive aggressive then 2 can play at that game
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PolymathNecromancer 2 years ago
If you still interact with them you are kinder than me, I'd rather have no family anymore, I put up with this c**p for most of my life :-/
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_-DungeonKeeper-_ 1 year ago
I am incredibly conscious about my weight but not for myself, mostly so people don't have another thing to judge me for. I'd just be like "keep talking to be like that I am going to be dabbing while standing on your grave! đ"
#47
My Sister House-Sat For Me This Weekend. This Is How I Found My New Chef's Knife When I Got Back Home
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
She used it to cut these hard-as-rock cakes you get with coupons in the grocery store
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#48
My Daughter, Ladies And Gentlemen
#49
My Sister Took My Phone To Sent Herself $55 From My Cash App. Cash App Support Won't Do Anything About It
LillieMean 2 years ago
Stupidity pays, literally. Phone lock and passwords can save you money.
Panda Kicki 2 years ago
Well, report a theft to the police, file a report and demand her to pay back. Btw, strange apps you have. Our Swish is locked with a long code, so you cant do this sort of thing.
Marcellus II 2 years ago
Alternatively, so far it's cost you only $55 to learn you're better off not knowing this person, and absolutely cut all ties & never acknowledge them anymore. That's less that the bother you will get into reporting to police etc etc (which half the family will blame YOU for, forever).
Load More Replies... Ryan-James O'Driscoll 2 years ago
I always struggle with stuff like this, because if one of my brothers did this, I would be angry, but I'd be more concerned. But that's based on my unique relationship with my siblings. At the very least, the trust would be broken. It would be a very difficult thing to overcome, even if I understood their reasons.
#50
People In My House Insist On 1: Not Removing All Of The Seal And 2: Using The Same Spoon For The Peanut Butter And The Jelly. I Hate It
Michelle Reynolds 2 years ago
I am so a**l about not cross-contaminating PB and Jelly, Mayo, Mustard.. no breadcrumbs in the PB please!
Upstaged75 2 years ago
Same here! My mom makes me crazy because she sees no problem with it. She says I'm too "fussy". Actually I'm just normal and she's weird! :)
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Lily bloom 2 years ago
I put the jelly first then wipe the knife on the other slice of bread before going for the peanut butter.
Legendbird 1 year ago
Are we not even going to acknowledge how it's CREAMY peanut butter? Some people are savages.
#51
This Is How My Sister Leaves The Toothpaste Like
Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago
All my siblings do this. I keep cleaning it, and they just keep doing it
#52
Really Son?
Ryan Winters 2 years ago
Well is just the skate board his because all the other clutter isn't the best example of putting things up and keeping things tidy
#53
The Absolutely Unhinged Way My Mother Handles Butter
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Thank you! This is a pet peeve of mine. I canât eat gluten without getting sick, and my husband leaves his gluten-filled breadcrumbs in the butter all the damn time. He doesnât seem to get it, like a brain cramp or something, so I constantly have to scoop them out before I can use the butter.
Load More Replies... bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
If she's handling it, that's a big part of the problem. Use a knife. Or maybe, a spoon?
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Are we siblings? My mom used to do this too. Always crumbs on sticks and in tubs and for the longest time I didn't use butter
SallytheCamel 2 years ago (edited)
Don't get me started. My mom takes the stick and rubs it directly on the bread/bagel. If she lived alone or had her own stick, FINE. But it makes me crazy when she does that with the household stick. I don't say anything though cuz she's my sweet mum and there are worst things she could do. But gross.
#54
I Came Home And Found My Room Like This
For context, my little brother had dropped his phone behind my bed, and couldn't get it out, so my parents ripped my bed and room apart to help him.
KnightOwl 2 years ago
Wow these parents are a**holes They could have at least rebuilt the bed when they were done
Rudy liu 2 years ago
I saw this comment with no context and its hilarious
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Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
Me: "And what were you doing in your brother's room in the first place? You don't go in other people's rooms or touch their belongings without permission. Now you'll have to wait until he gets home to get your phone back."
M O'Connell 2 years ago
It isn't though? Non-flippable mattresses have thin cambric on the bottom. Mine looks just like this.
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He Actually Followed The Instruction
Monday 2 years ago
I'm guessing the "now she's mad" is actually that she rolled her eyes at the terrible joke.
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My Son Bit The Directional Pad Off The Remote
Chexmy Licks/eggđŻđ” 2 years ago
"hey guys welcome to my channel and today were going to be eating remotes!"
#57
RIP 140 Hz Monitor
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
I wonder if the parents actually teach anything or just find it funny enough to post it online
Monday 2 years ago
Depends on the age I guess? If this kid is 3 it's a good time for a "where can we draw" lesson. If they're 1.5 that might not work so well.
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Andrea Wylie 2 years ago
alcohol will clean all that off like it never happened. Rubbing alcohol like for first aid.
Upstaged75 2 years ago
I'd have gotten my butt smacked for that one! I remember once I drew on my dresser with a crayon and got in trouble. At least that could be cleaned off. This is an expensive lesson!
Charity Angel 2 years ago
Lots of people have mentioned alcohol or alcohol based substances. Dry-wipe markers are also a good way to clean up permanent marker. Admittedly, I'm not too sure how well they would work in this instance, because you've got to press quite hard, but it's one of those things worth knowing.
#58
My Little Brother Uses 5 Towels To Shower For A Few Minutes
WordNerdTali 2 years ago
I donât understand how these things are going on and parents arenât addressing it.
Mitchell 2 years ago
Some parents literally donât understand discipline. I chatted to an on call nurse recently, who always bring her 6yo daughter to my house when I need blood tests. I know she works shifts, and I asked her who looks after her daughter when she gets called out at night. She has a husband and parents and older children. She said she takes her daughter with her, even at 11pm because her daughter âinsistsâ. Even on a school night? Yes, âshe insistsâ.
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cartoon.ghostss 2 years ago
I use one towel per shower which according to my parents is wasteful but it just seems hygienic to me, I couldn't use a towel twice without washing it
Amy Taylor 2 years ago
But⊠itâs clean after you shower. I hang mine up and reuse it. Weâre in a drought where I live.
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Lynn Morello 2 years ago
When kids get to a certain age, you would like to think that they can act responsibly...Sometimes.
#59
How My Mother And Siblings Leave Bowls Of Food In The Fridge, Never To Be Touched Again
Elladine DesIsles 2 years ago
My former in-laws always had a fridge full of things like this, not just individual bowls but the serving dishes too, leftovers just shoved in with, at best, a loose drape of plastic wrap tossed over. I was raised in a very frigal household and the amount if waste drove me crazy, especially as I knew they really couldn't afford it. And then there was the mold, and worse... I once found a plate of cooked ground beef sitting on the kitchen counter, swarming with maggots.
Michelle Reynolds 2 years ago
My dad made us eat all of the leftovers in the fridge before he would cook any of the meals my mom had made and frozen for us. He even scraped mold off of things X0
#60
Asked My Daughter To Take Out The Clean Dishes From The Dishwasher
Malfar 2 years ago
And she did just that. As they say in Russian, "ĐДз ĐČĐœŃŃĐœĐŸĐłĐŸ йРŃДзŃĐ»ŃŃĐ°Ń - Đ„Đ", meaning, roughly, "without an unambiguous wording the result would be ambiguous".
LillieMean 2 years ago
Instructions unclear. At no point did you say that they should be put away. In their right places.
Xander Man 2 years ago
I do the same mistakes with my daughter. "Can you please take care of the dishes, in the machine?"... I keep forgetting to add "And load it with the dirty ones"... And she is 24 !!!
Charity Angel 2 years ago
This can be a sign of autism. OP's words were taken at face value, without the further extrapolation most people would do without thinking (or ASD folks who learned to extrapolate as a way to mask their symptoms).
#61
One Of My Uncle Bought These Fishes For One Of My Little Cousins. They Don't Own A Tank. They've Been Living Like This For About 8 Days Now
Themoonprincess 2 years ago (edited)
That is so cruel. What?! And living beings are not toys for children!
Deborah B 2 years ago
Confiscate them and take them back to the petshop. Explain the situation to the manager, and ask him to keep the fish on hold for a few days, in case the uncle wants to buy a tank, but not to give the fish back to him without one. Tell your uncle, and the kids, that until they have an appropriate tank, they're not getting the fish back.
Jude Corrigan 2 years ago
They can't be kept in the same tank though. Uncle would have to buy two tanks.
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Stacey Elle 2 years ago
Fighting fish are very adaptable and durable, are able to tolerate a number of harsh or toxic environments which makes them popular pets. They have the ability to successfully colonize bodies of water all over the world. They are usually displayed in tiny containers or tanks in pet stores. They're also highly territorial so must be kept seperate or they'll eventually fight to the death.
Upstaged75 2 years ago
Yes, they can live in puddles in the wild, but that doesn't mean people need to keep them as pets in a damn cup! Those are direct from the pet store. I used to work at Petsmart and the betas always broke my heart. When I had one of my own he lived in a proper tank with a filter and places to hide. The fish in this pic are not healthy either. They won't live long. :(
Load More Replies... Lynn Morello 2 years ago
Siamese fighters can't be put in the same tank, Those are two males, they will fight to the death.
Amy Taylor 2 years ago
Dont even get me started on people who buy turtle babies and think they can live in a fishbowl đ€Šđ»ââïž they grow up to 6 inches in length their first year, need adequate space, a heat lamp, a filter,, a dock to bask on, and a lot of other amenities. They live a good 30+ years as well. Oh⊠and donât release them into a pond when you realize they are too much work.. they arenât native to those areas. Ugh.
Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago
Never EVER keep bettas (or any other fish) in cups, vases, bottles, shoes (yes it has happened), or anything that isnât a proper tank over 5 gallons. If you canât afford the tank and supplies, donât buy the betta. If you have one already that you want to help but you donât have much money, look on Facebook Marketplace for a 5+ gallon tank. A 10 is best, I keep my betta Toby in a 10 gallon tank
#62
Good Thing I Went Into The Kitchen At 2 AM. My Cousin Came Home Drunk And Then Left This Cooking In The Oven
Chexmy Licks/eggđŻđ” 2 years ago
my cousin took me to a store at 12 am and let me choose whatever i want. Then she payed the cashier 1 pesos...the cashier looked at me and i returned the food i got and told him "sorry shes drunk, i didnt know she didnt bring her other wallet sorry we will just leave". i was 9 at that time when i was in the Philippines lol i miss her
#63
When You Just Wanted A Nice Slice Of Fresh Bread But You Remember That You Have A 10-Year-Old
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
Maybe cut the bread open and bake it in an oven with some butter. Nice and crispy
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Tracy Wallick 2 years ago
Fill it with cheese, meat and veggies and toss that bad boy into the oven.
Alexigirl1 2 years ago
Stuff the inside with ham and cheese or chicken mayo. A Master Sarnie!!!
Angela B 2 years ago
One of my Aunt's would bake bread and leave it out to cool. We would promptly steal it tear a hole in the bottom and stuff our faces with the soft fluffy inside then put the loaves back. Was worth every lap of the yard, with her chasing us with a slipper or wooden spoon. Every. Lap.
John Newsham 2 years ago
looks like somthing you would find in a young mans bedroom "jason if yore going to hunp the bread please dont put it back...
Bored Trash Panda 2 years ago
haha, I used to do this when my grandma made bread. She started making two loaves so I could have one and she still had an intact one.
#64
My Partner's Son Is A Monster
#65
How My Sister Eats Her Pizza
The happy frog 2 years ago
I read your comment and heard Gordon Ramsay on the tv
Load More Replies... KnightOwl 2 years ago
My 13yr old nephew smothers everything he eats in ketchup, it's a sensory thing. He has a lot of sensory issues due to being autistic and has a really difficult time with food textures and smells so the only way he can eat most foods is to basically make everything taste the same.
Diolla 2 years ago
I hear you. When I was a kid I used to eat everything with apple sauce.
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My 9-Year-Old Sister Destroyed Our Microwave Doing A "Tik Tok Life Hack" (The Starburst Melted Into The Actual Microwave)
Csaba HegedƱs 2 years ago
For those who don't know, Starburst is a kind of candy, 'jelly beans', whatever it means.
Spencer's slave 2 years ago
They are a fruit flavoured chewy sweet, like Opal Fruits for those of my era, definitely not a jelly bean though.
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#67
We Can Just End This Thread Now - My Kid Just Took The Cake
Upstaged75 2 years ago
Thankfully none of mine ever did that. Just the thought makes me gag! I have a friend with twins who once poop-painted their entire nursery while they were supposedly napping. They had to replace the carpet it was so bad. :O :( I might have just moved and not taken the twins with me. ;)
Load More Replies... The happy frog 2 years ago
There is a reason they have to go to school :)
Load More Replies... #68
After Years Of Telling Her Not To Plug Space Heaters Into Extension Cords, My Mother Almost Burned The House Down And Ruined The Wall
Apparently “no one ever specifically told her she couldn’t use multi-outlets, they’re not extension cords!”
Ace 2 years ago
Yeah, something seriously wrong with that. If simply overloading the outlet results in melting it without tripping out a circuit breaker I'd be seriously worried about living in the house.
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M O'Connell 2 years ago
They absolutely do not. If plug and outlet are both in good condition they will not even become warm to the touch. If your outlets get hot under normal load conditions then the contacts inside have lost their springy grip on plugs and need to be replaced. Likewise, if the pins in your plugs are anything other than bright and shiny they are not helping the situation.
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Sister Made "Potions" That Won't Come Out On Our Deep-Cleaned Tub. She Used Paint And Locks Of Her Own Hair, And A Touch Of Cooking Oil
#70
New Worst Habit Of The 3-Year-Old Is Unrolling Any Toilet Roll He Finds Around The House. I Really Hate This And I Canât Tell You How Much
I’m currently finding completely unrolled loo rolls wherever I look.
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Hard to do when he needs at least one roll to wipe with.
Load More Replies... Panda Kicki 2 years ago
Why do you store them in reach for him? If it is a big problem, put them out of teach and grab the roll when you sit down.
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
Yet you're still storing toilet paper where he can reach it?! Either you're a complete idiot or this is entirely a work of fiction.
#71
Artist Rendering Of How Much Space My Wife Leaves For Me In Bed. Approximately 5000 Square Inches Of A Possible 6080. She Is The Genghis Khan Of The King Mattress
Antonia 2 years ago
I took the advice of a dutch writer, Yvonne Kroonenberg. Step out of the bed and get in on the other side. easypeasy
Living Example 2 years ago
Move there by rolling over her very clumsily. After a few times she'll either try not to hog the bed or strangle you with a pillow.
Load More Replies... Upstaged75 2 years ago
I'm always surprised by people who are totally OK with living in absolute clutter! This picture gives me anxiety - and I've seen much worse.
Load More Replies... Benita Valdez 2 years ago
This is also the space my grumpy old dog leaves me. And then the younger one squeezes behind me to lay behind/ on my legs; I have back issues.
#72
The Money Organization In My 9-Year-Old Son's Wallet
KnightOwl 2 years ago
This reminds me of the school bags of just about every teenage boy I went to school with. Most girls bags were perfectly neat and organised but most of the boys would just dump everything in without a care.
Ole Peder Amrud Hagen 2 years ago
So when is it women go from organized school bags to purses looking like Hiroshima?
Load More Replies... Lara Verne 2 years ago
I work as cashier. You would be surprised how many adults organize money like this kid, or even worse.
#73
Letter To Management From My 6-Year-Old Son
Leah Brown 2 years ago
I love that he can spell "pancakes" but words like "why, any & when" were too tough.
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#74
My Brother Leaves Whatever Snack He Half-Ate Last Night On The Stairs Instead Of Putting It Back In The Pantry⊠Every Night
The happy frog 2 years ago (edited)
Did he use his finger or something? Where is the spoon? Because if there is no spoon he either returned to the kitchen and chose to leave it there or he used his fingers, but there are no smears on the lid from his hands when he closed it
Nicola Mawson 2 years ago
The spoon is turning into a science experiment in his room
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My Dad Asked My Brother To Open Up These Wet Tissues. This Is How He Opened. He Is 21 Years Old
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
CockPIT! Cockpit! For the interior cockpit area of your car XDDD
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#76
Got It Last Night, I Never Liked Crayons
Aqualia 2 years ago
Wax crayons? Surely they'd come off the screen part at least, with something like a wet wipe? Unless the crayon was God-knows-how-sharp and it dented the screen or smth.
Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago
with the way some kids ham-fist crayons, there could be some damage, hopefully not and it'll just wipe off though
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The Quincunx, Ladies And Gentlemen. There Are Those Kids Who Won't Eat The Crust. And Then, There's My Kid
CatOverlordsWelcome 2 years ago
I used to do this as a kid. Textures were a problem for me idk this somehow helped
#78
My Brother Got A Piano Keyboard For Christmas A Few Years Ago, He Doesnât Play Piano So Iâve Been Putting Use To It Because Music Is My Only Hobby
The other day he decided he wanted it back and stole it from my room, today I walked into his room and say that he’s been using it as a table.
Sonja 2 years ago
The real monsters are the parents who gave a musical instrument to the kid that's not interested instead of supporting the one who is.
Monday 2 years ago
Not necessarily the case. It could just be that the table-brother asked for a keyboard for Christmas whereas the music-sibling didn't. Maybe music-sibling got a guitar that year.
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#79
My Roku Controller After I Said "No" To My Three-Year-Old
Thrown against our stone fireplace with all the strength his toddler rage could muster. I think I have all the parts and I am ready to begin an attempt at reassembly.
Malfar 2 years ago
Any punishment? I would assume, the kid would not be given any controllers after that.
Budcot 2 years ago
Bit difficult to punish a 3 year old. They don't have control of themselves unless you've instilled fear in them. Only way to mitigate it is to watch them and predict what will happen so you can divert them or (better option) put smashable items up high.
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M O'Connell 2 years ago
It'll be totally fine. Somehow it landed at exactly the right angle to pop the plastic latches without actually breaking them. Even the battery door latch is intact! My battery door latch broke while the remote fell 18" onto carpet.
_-DungeonKeeper-_ 1 year ago
The good thing is that the thing is not actually nonfunctional, you could still use it. I don't think any parts are actually beyond repair
Robert Trebor 2 years ago
Hang by his feet by the fireplace? But a 3-year-old might like that.
#80
This Is How I Found My Kidsâ Toothbrushes
Nay Wilson 2 years ago
I can remember doing this a few times when I was a kid đ simple pleasures
#81
The Hell My Mother Did To These Cakes?
#82
My Brother Cuts Off Bananas Instead Of Taking It Off
Amy Taylor 2 years ago
My aunt was staying with us after I had surgery and she cuts the bottom half off and leaves the top half attached. In the summer. In CA. Cue the fruit flies.
#83
I Love My 7-Year-Old Son. What I Don't Love Is Him Doing This To The Soap For The Past 4 Years
Isabella 2 years ago
Yes, he is not a toddler anymore, he should understand.
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BubbleButt 2 years ago
This kid needs to see a therapist for behavior of this type of nature this early. That kid is diddling with those soaps.
Monday 2 years ago
Or he's just sticking his finger through it. Kids do that too.
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My Little Sister Never Finishes Her Water And Doesnât Clean It Up
Sarel Seerower 2 years ago
Such a waste of plastic. Can't you drink tap water where you're from?
Bored Trash Panda 2 years ago
Tap water where I live is nasty. But I have a brita filter jug I use and keep in the fridge. And we have our reusable water bottles. We don't use plastic ones in my house.
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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
Pour one bottle into another to refill them and write her name on the outside so no one else will think theyâre fresh. Then figure out a way for everyone else to have access to the bottles while sister has to finish one before she can have another. OR sister has to buy her OWN water from now on, and is forbidden from borrowing any form the family stash. Just spitballing here.
Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago
I still have the same disposable Gatorade bottle from a month and a half ago, it helps me drink more water
#85
When Your 2-Year-Old Cousin Comes Over And Completely Messes Up Your Newton's Cradle
Malfar 2 years ago
Half of the entire collection is "I let a little kid near my stuff because OF COURSE THEY WON'T MESS IT UP".
cartoon.ghostss 2 years ago
As a child I never broke, took or damaged things that weren't mine. These kids are just sucky and badly parented. I wasn't even allowed in my parents'/sister's room until I was like ten
Load More Replies... KnightOwl 2 years ago
Not the kids fault, at 2 they should be supervised so things like this don't happen. This is why I always babyproof when I know kids are coming to my house. I spend about 15- 20 minutes moving anything dangerous or at risk of being broken/damaged to a safe place that they can't get to and store anything I don't want them touching out of reach (eg. anything potentially messy, like my art supplies, toiletries, makeup etc. )
#86
My Daughter's Mother's Day Card To Her Grandmother
Linn 2 years ago
Nah... There's a difference between how kids write and how adults like to imitate kids writing. This is the latter, with lots of straightish lines and pointy turns (possibly written with the wrong hand), and also written quite fast since there is very little bleeding from the pen (kids don't write fast). And while the "m" could pass for an upper case "M" childishly tossed in with the lower case letters, the "n" is too far from an actual lower case "n" for a beginner. For authentic kids' handwriting just look at the note above from the kid who didn't get pancakes. Rounder letters and misspelled words (but on a higher level! This kid is going places). Intelligent writing by a kid, as opposed to this example of stupid writing by an adult.
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Friggin glad you never worked at my school. I would crumble under the pressure.
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John Newsham 2 years ago
should have included a range of pruducts the funeral home use...hehehehehe
#87
Left The Kid For A Minute
Panda Kicki 2 years ago
Nah, that is more then a minutes work. Be glad the kid didnt go for the electronics.
Upstaged75 2 years ago
I wonder how old? Even my 3 year old niece knows we don't don't draw on things that are not paper. I feel like this kid knew they were being bad and went at it extra hard anyway. I'd be mortified if that was my child. But then again I wouldn't have left them unsupervised that long anyway.
Gavin Johnson 2 years ago
In the U.S.? Bedsheet $4,000 plus removal charge $3,500 thanks to the unique way healthcare is funded there đ
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
m**********r you left your kid alone for half an hour for that level of artwork.
Persephone 2 years ago
If they're in the hospital, I wouldn't be mad as a nurse! That took a few minutes tho!
#88
Younger Brother (8 Years Old) Smeared Toothpaste On The Mirror
Bored Trash Panda 2 years ago
I really don't get why kids do this. It's like it is hardwired in their brains or something.
#89
My Sister Came Into My Room Looking For Her Sweatpants And Did This While I Was Gone
LK 2 years ago
Nah, this is not a person coming in one time and messing up a room. This is a room with layers of stratified mess. This was created by the person who uses this room.
Emily M 2 years ago
Only the very top layer with clothes mixed in MAY have been a sibling's work
Load More Replies... Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
I want to know how much of this mess was already there BEFORE the sister added to it.
Csaba HegedƱs 2 years ago
I kind of hoped to find the Eragon book the third time. That hammock thingy on the wall with all the plushes just thrown into it tells me this isn't a very tidy room in the first place.
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Those stuffed-animal hammocks are actually a very organized way to store a plushie collection that you don't play with much. Where else should she keep them, taking up much more room in a closet or drawers? XD
Load More Replies... Upstaged75 2 years ago (edited)
As a kid if I got mad at my brother my revenge was always messing up his room. We weren't allowed to hit each other so that was the closest I could get to throwing punches. :) Most of the time you couldn't even tell because it was already a mess. Although one time I did stomp on and crack one of his CDs. But it was already on the floor. ;)
Lynn Morello 2 years ago
Did she find them? If she did, you deserve this, if she didn't drag her sorry a*s in to clean it up
#90
Not Even The Combined Mind Of Two 11-Year-Olds Could Figure This One Out
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
you have to pull to the end of the dotted line and rip it off, which in my opinion is such a stupid way to open milk. Personally, I only cut the tip of the triangle so that it is much more difficult for the insects to enter and your milk does not fall everywhere.
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#91
How My Little Brother Eats A Pint Of Ice Cream
Libstak 2 years ago
I know right, they get smooshy and you collect that up with a bit of harder centre bits for the perfect mouthful.
Load More Replies... Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Let me guess. This ice cream had all the chocolate or caramel filling in the center, and the rest is just plain ice cream?
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
You're thinking it's American Pie flavored?
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When Your Brother Uses Your Cologne. It Was Full To Where My Thumb Is A Few Days Ago. How Do You Use That Much Cologne, Is He Drinking It?
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Bathing in it because he thinks it will attract women. Little does he know itâs actually a repellent when itâs that strong. A little goes a long way when it comes to scent.
Persephone 2 years ago
I have a feeling he dumped it in a different container to just steal from you. Otherwise, he would be unapproachable with that stench.
#93
My Three-Year-Old Took A Bite Out Of My Xbox Joystick While Watching TV
#94
My Kid's End Of The Year Open House. My Wife And I Are The Oldest Parents In Her Class, At 39. Thanks For Making Us Feel Good, Kid
Emily M 2 years ago
Some early childhood teachers actually have to take handwriting classes as part of their licensure. (teacher here) i am jealous of my k-2 teacher friends with their beautiful handwriting!!!
Load More Replies... Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl) 2 years ago
I can imagine the teacher giggling when they wrote his age.
Persephone 2 years ago
This is sweet! My oldest daughter thought I was 10 when she did 1 of these (she was 5)... so it could be worse đ€·đ»ââïž
Upstaged75 2 years ago (edited)
My 8 year old nephew recently did one of these about his sister. He wrote "My sister is 3 and she is annoying". :)
#95
My Son (15 Years Old) Takes A New Glass Every Time He Wants To Drink Water
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
Thatâs my husband and teaspoons. Heâll reuse the same coffee or tea cup, but will take a new spoon every time he fixes a new cup of either one. I just count spoons to see how wired he is.
#96
How My Brother Starts Multiple Tablet Sheets At The Same Time Instead Of Going Through One At A Time
Got Myself 4 Pandas 2 years ago
Yeah I do this, have them everywhere with a few out each one but if I can't find one when needed a fresh one is taken out the packet
Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago
My mom will take them from the opposite side. If I take two pills out of the top, she will take hers out of the bottom. It hurts me that it doesnât nicely go in a square
#97
My Wife Sleeps Like This
LK 2 years ago
What's the problem?! As long as she gets restful sleep, and you do too, what's the wrong with it?
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
She sleeps really heavy, officer, shaking won't wake her up. Can I have her call you later?
Load More Replies... The happy frog 2 years ago
Sheâs the dementor shaped bulge in the blanket
Load More Replies... Lene 2 years ago
When I take naps during the day I usually put the blanket over my head as well. I found that it calms my nerves or brain or whatever when I am overstimulated. It's something I started doing after I learned I'm neurodiverse. Nobody told me it'd be great for me I just started doing it and I must say... I love it! Also, my naps went from 2-4 hours to 1 hour tops. And I feel so much better rested.
#98
My Sister Refuses To Take Her Dirty Clothes Out Of Our Already-Small Shared Bathroom
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
Plastic garbage bag. Load it up and hide it. She will run out of clothes and be in a panic. Then buy her a dirty clothes hamper, give her the plastic bag, and show her where the washer and dryer are and how to use them. Do NOT ever wash her clothes for her. Repeat this process until the penny drops.
#99
My 12-Year-Old Cousin Using Her PS5 As A Glorified Extension Cord
Pinak 2 years ago
Could save $720 by using an extension cord, but you do you
Load More Replies... Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Buy her a 10 foot lightning cord. I would personally like to slap the person who thought a measly three feet was a good standard length.
#100
Woke Up To Stale English Muffins. For Clarity, This Was Caused By A 36-Year-Old Man-Child
#101
Cousin Made This On My Grandfather's Property Without Asking
#102
I Love My Son, But
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I'd pour all the leavings into one bottle and tell him it's a new "mystery" flavor XD
Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago
Why does he drink so much Gatorade? I only got gatorade on road trips when I was a kid, and we rarely did those
#103
My Wife's Way Of Getting The Bacon Ready To Be Cooked Is Something I Will Never Understand
Living Example 2 years ago
Yeah, bacon doesn't really need gymnastics. Nice hang it's got going, tho.
#104
Left My Kids Alone For 5 Minutes. They Were Using This "Normally" And This Happened
Nicola Mawson 2 years ago
Apparently, me either. Which is why I don't have one of those anymore. I'm 45
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My Little Sister Couldn't Decide Which Donut She Wanted. Guess That's What I Get For Giving Her Options
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Cut off a piece instead of putting your spit on all of them, ffs. Or buy your OWN damned assortment, a*****e.
Jennie Dutton 2 years ago
They're kids, lady. God, I pray you don't have any children, and that you aren't a teacher. What a b*tch.
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#106
And She Was So Proud Using The Meat Thermometer
Csaba HegedƱs 2 years ago
How to use: 1. Put it in the oven with the meat, display facing outside 2. Start cooking 3. Check the display regularly 4. Absolutely nothing can go wrong
Fat Harry 2 years ago
No, it's been melted. She's put the entire thermometer into the oven instead of just probing the meat.
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How My Grandma Gets A Slice Of A Watermelon
#108
My Mother Wanted To "Cook." This Is Why Iâm The One That Cooks
Elizabeth Crabb 1 year ago
Breaking news. Earlier today, a small volcanic island of the coast. The island uffered a tragic eruption, scorching everything in it's path. Pictured above, photo taken from helicopter flying over the area
#109
My 10-Year-Old Made An Easy Mac And Now The Whole House Stinks
Chexmy Licks/eggđŻđ” 2 years ago
i would laugh instead of getting angry doe but i dont want kids
Emily Peoples 2 years ago
Been there. Done that. Got the T-shirt. Your house will stink for approximately 3 1/2 more daysđ
Miz Chelle 2 years ago
My daughter did that with a Styrofoam cup of noodles. Did not look at the directions, no water added, and put it in the microwave for 8 min. Took days for the smell to get out of the kitchen.
Bored Trash Panda 2 years ago
Good time to teach your kid how to read instructions and use the microwave properly. My son did this (10 also) because he didn't read the instructions, even after I told him to.
Robert Trebor 2 years ago
I did that in the microvawe in my little trailer. Stinky trailer, new microvawe.
#110
When My Brother Is Doing The Dishes, He Puts The Plates Like This And He Doesn't Want Me To Correct It
#111
I'm Just Hoping Sheâs Not Watching Wibbly Pig While Chomping On Fistfuls Of Ham
Holly Carter 2 years ago
As a parent of a 3 year old: a toddler asking to eat anything is always agreed to. Toddlers are like camels in the desert, they refuse everything you make and somehow survive on banana, toast and weetbix for 72 hours.
TheGoodBoi 2 years ago (edited)
I second this. Mine survives on strawberries and grapes, wants a s**t ton of chicken nuggets but will only eat 1
Load More Replies... Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
If parent agreed to it then parent has to accept responsibility for it
Persephone 2 years ago
đ€Ł she is clearly stating what she needs and I see nothing wrong here!
#112
Day 1. Breakfast Dishes Are Never Put Away, Finally Opened An Account To Document Ways My Husband Annoys Me And Gave Up On Telling Him
Lara Verne 2 years ago (edited)
My brother leaves his dishes on the table, because "he'll put it away later". Next day, dishes are still on the table.
#113
You Missed The Trash Can By About Five Feet
The happy frog 2 years ago
I snap them in half so that I can share the other half with someone else lol
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#114
My Wife Told Me To Bring Down The Black And White Laundry Basket. I Brought This Down And She Got Annoyed That I Brought The Wrong One
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
https://target.scene7.com/is/image/Target/GUEST_b662d14e-8f8d-4a6f-b521-f4e4ed0e2ec0?wid=445&hei=445&qlt=80&fmt=webp OP stated THIS was the correct one XD
#115
How My 22-Year-Old Sister Opens Ice Cream Packets
Fat Harry 2 years ago
Not to mention the text at the bottom: "4 delicious chances to have a gay time!"
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#116
My Brother Bought His First House This Year And Wonât Shut Up About It. Got Him This Cake For His Birthday This Year, Since He Wonât Shut Up About The House
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
I'm hoping this is a light joke to both of them, but if he bought a house he deserves to talk about it and feel proud, specially these days
Amy Taylor 2 years ago
The jealousy is real! When my brother bought his first house I was beyond proud of him! We had a rough childhood and overcame a lot.
#117
My Mom Borrowed My Airtag. I Genuinely Have No Idea How She Managed To Make It Brown And Sticky
Csaba HegedƱs 2 years ago
Airtag is a kind of tracking device you can put on stuff and track it on your phone.
Charity Angel 2 years ago
I've done this with hot chocolate. More times that i care to count, and certainly more than I like to confess to
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The Temperature At Which My Mom Keeps The House
Boris Long-Johnson 2 years ago
16c is the temp I have my house in the winter, but only in the room Iâm in - 10c everywhere else only to stop the house freezing.
Jan Rosier 2 years ago
What nerves me even more... tear off that effing plastic screenprotection !
AndThenICommented 2 years ago
Iâm comfortable at between 16 and 18 c in the Winter, especially if itâs 10 and under outside.
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
Not necessarily. 60F is the heat setting, the temperature won't go below 60F/15.5C. I assume the cooling (A/C) setting can be set separately, to something like 900F/482.2C or OFF.
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Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl) 2 years ago
Take of the damn plastic protection. It's not designed to leave on. I can damage the screen.
#119
Get These Notifications At Work From My 4-Year-Old
KnightOwl 2 years ago
He's probably dictating out loud for the alexa to send it as a txt notification.
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My Mom Cut My Sandwich
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
How old is OP nd how old is their mom? Early evidence of old age dementia or early Alzheimerâs? Unless it was done as a joke orâ-more likelyâ-out of frustration that her grown-a*s child canât or wonât cut their own goddamned sandwich.
I'm.Just.A.Girl 2 years ago
I think she attempted to cut it in half and then diagonally each way kind of like a star didn't turn out great
#121
My Cousin Came Over And Switched Out My Turtles Heat Lamp Light For The Broken Lava Lamp Light, It's Flat And I Can't Unscrew It. Any Tips?
Deborah B 2 years ago (edited)
glue something to the bulb that you can use as a k**b to turn. Edit: Really, BP? We're censoring "k n o b" now?
Kristie French 2 years ago
Ball up duct tape and stick it to the face of the bulb, and turn. Usually works. We have to do this with out outdoor lights because they fit in with no extra space. Good luck.
Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago
Your cousin needs to not touch your stuff. ESPECIALLY when it comes to animals. That could hurt the turtle if left for too long
I'm.Just.A.Girl 2 years ago
When I come across things like this at work I will turn the lamp upside down and try to get enough traction with my fingers to just turn it and loosen it
#122
My Little Cousin Tried To Snatch My Headphones Off My Head And Snapped Them
#123
My 2-Year-Old Sister Poured Milk From Her Bottle Into My New Xbox Series X
Malfar 2 years ago
"I leave the stuff I don't want damaged in the close vicinity of a creature known for damaging stuff and leave them without supervision, what could go wrong"
Fat Harry 2 years ago
To be fair, this one says "my two-year-old SISTER". When you're a teen, you don't necessarily think about keeping your stuff out of reach of a toddler; that's the parents' responsibility.
Load More Replies... Lynn Morello 2 years ago
I have 6 kids, it doesn't matter how safe you try to keep anything, If a Toddler wants to get it, they will find a way, even through a padlocked door.
#124
Brought Some Donuts For My Mom For Motherâs Day. My Baby Brother And My Little Cousin Saw And They Are Begging Her For The Donuts. She Barely Even Had Any
Sami-Jo Ross 2 years ago
Have you seen the crÄp that's happened with other kids being told no on this list?
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Courtesy Of My 7-Year-Old Daughter. She Shouldn't Write On The Car... But The Message Is So Sweet It's Hard To Be Too Mad
#126
How My Daughter Plays With Play-Doh
Malfar 2 years ago
And...what's so monstrous with it? The only wrong ways to play with a toy is to use it to harm yourself, others or damage the home appliances and tech.
RMA 2 years ago
I guess if the kid keeps asking for new pots because the colours are mixed it could be costly and annoying.
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#127
My Sister Decides To Leave These On The Bathroom Counter Every Day
Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago
I mean, eventually they may get a tiny bit stained and not be as clear as when you first get them, , but NOT to that level, that's practically orange nvm yellow! đ€ą
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My Four-Year-Old Brother Traded His Build-A-Bear Charmander For This
Aqualia 2 years ago
It's a fake Pokémon card, I think OP is implying the Charmander was worth a lot (?) And the brother essentially got scammed out of it bc of his carelessness.
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_-DungeonKeeper-_ 1 year ago
Stuffed charmander: real, has value. Fake Raichu labeled "super fire breathing dragon": fake, useless, I wouldn't touch that thing if you paid me
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#130
My Mom Left Out All Her Beer Cans When She Told Me To Clean The Dishes
Sarel Seerower 2 years ago
As a mom, I'd be embarrassed. Looks like she has an alcohol problem.
Aisling Raye 2 years ago
You do need to rinse them out before you put them in the recycling bin so I don't see the problem here (except for maybe the amount of beer your mom is drinking)
Shanna Blue 2 years ago
Ok so do the dishes and leave the cans not sure what the problem is here. She gave you life and let you live so wash the dishes and leave the cans for her to deal with tomorrow.
#131
My 4-Year-Old Son Insists On Making The Top Frame Crooked And Gets Annoyed Whenever I Fix It
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Small children are amazing engineers when they need to build bridges and stairs, out of whatever is at hand, to get to something thatâs out of their reach.
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Oh, Please Let Me Replace The Toilet Roll Again. Whereâs A Sarcasm Emoji When You Need One?
James Howell 2 years ago
This is so annoying!! I have a salon, can't blame men for this solely!! I have a little sign that say, Changing the toilet paper doesn't cause brain damage. The girls still leave 2 squares on the roll.......... WOW, Just WOW!!! Lololol
#133
Apparently I Canât Text My Dad Without Texting My Mom
Jude Corrigan 2 years ago
Mum is complaining that child sent a message to their father but not her.
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#134
What Kind Of Psychopath Does This? The Same Person That Gouges The Butter Or Leaves Crumbs In The Butter, Or Butter In The Jam Jar
Living Example 2 years ago
Some of the pleasures of living alone are that you can slice stuff funny, eat ice cream out of the box, hog the covers and all sorts of evil things
Michelle Reynolds 2 years ago
Goose liver pate is so INHUMANELY made!! They put a plastic tube in the goose's mouth and just pour food in so that they will grow an enlarged liver. It is so horrible.
#135
Distance Between Switch (0% Battery) And Dock: 10cm
Aqualia 2 years ago
Where are you seeing power lines? That's a reflection.
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Look, This Is Important, You Understand
Say No to Downvoting 2 years ago
I had similar this morning. Me: âHave you brushed your teeth and packed your bag? We need to leave in five minutesâ. 6yo: âIâm just doing something very important!â The important thing? Wrapping all of the door handles in the downstairs of the house in masking tape.
#137
My Two-Year-Old Cousin Woke Up And Chose Violence
Lynn Morello 2 years ago
I am so p[lease my kids survived their childhood long enough to move out.
#138
What I Usually Do To Annoy My Mom
M O'Connell 2 years ago
Some people are control freaks and obsess over everything. In the absence of something to be annoyed by, they tear their world apart looking for something to be annoyed by so they can go on complaining. The OP is creating 'low-hanging fruit' so they aren't pestered about other things.
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This Is How My Dad Cut This Pizza. Iâm Pretty Sure He Was Doing It On Purpose Just To Annoy Me
#140
My Wife Eats All Dishes One By One, Normally It's Annoying, But How She Eats Cake And Custard Really Irks Me
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I hope OP is joking, otherwise they are WAY too uptight about this. Who cares if the wife uses bowls instead of plates for cake? XD It's unhinged, I agree, but doesn't exactly destroy the fabric of reality.
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Jennifer Ness 2 years ago
Teach your kids to take care of belongings and to respect their siblings
Load More Replies... Yago Ren 2 years ago
I fee uncomfortable with part of the content. It's one thing calling out lazy roommates and adult family members and completely other expecting compassion and outrage that a toddler threw a sippy cup. You decided to have a child and until certain age kids are not logical thinkers, have no idea of the value of the things around them and definitely do not do things out of spite Why have children if you consider a toddler clogging toilet with a toy a monster. Teach them better as they grow up
Anna Te 2 years ago
Agree 100%. It's your responsibility to explain their mistakes and help them understand why it's bad to destroy furniture, laptops etc. Also, with my children, I explain to them why I am angry (I am not angry with them, but with the stuff they did, for example) and I give them the opportunity to fix their mistake. This is very important in my opinion, because I never got the chance to do so as a child and the punishment was never over. In my own family, there is the bad deed, the talk about it, the punishment for it and then it's forgotten forever.
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Justin Trouble 2 years ago (edited)
So much broken and soaked tech could have been prevented with the use of condoms.
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
Do any of these people understand that you actually have to teach children how to be human? That you should keep an eye on them when they're toddlers? That they need to be taught proper behavior?
Tyranamar Seuss 2 years ago
Toddlers are fast, and unpredictable. Some stuff is going to get ruined. Expect it. It's part of that whole teaching process.
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Rens 2 years ago
I am so glad I live alone. And when my daughter was a toddler, she would never would have done the things that these kids have done; I think it's almost all due to bad parenting
Tyranamar Seuss 2 years ago
You got lucky. My child is neurodivergent. The tantrums were intense. We have specialists working with him 23 hours a week. Trained professionals, and this s**t happens. I felt so guilty that it was my parenting bc of comments like this. Every kid is different.
Load More Replies... cartoon.ghostss 2 years ago
This is why I could never have kids, I'd chuck them out a window if they did anything like this
Petra Schaap 2 years ago
most of them are annoying or silly, but a few are just downright evil
Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago (edited)
To those who commented stuff like “it wouldn’t have happened if you told the kid not to” and “just keep stuff out of reach”, clearly you don’t have kids or younger siblings. Most kids don’t listen when you tell them to stop doing something. While some childproofing can be done, you can’t make anything 100% child or equipment safe. There will always be a way to ruin it. I don’t feel like arguing in the comments, and I genuinely hope everyone has a great day ❤️
Jennifer Ness 2 years ago
Teach your kids to take care of belongings and to respect their siblings
Load More Replies... Yago Ren 2 years ago
I fee uncomfortable with part of the content. It's one thing calling out lazy roommates and adult family members and completely other expecting compassion and outrage that a toddler threw a sippy cup. You decided to have a child and until certain age kids are not logical thinkers, have no idea of the value of the things around them and definitely do not do things out of spite Why have children if you consider a toddler clogging toilet with a toy a monster. Teach them better as they grow up
Anna Te 2 years ago
Agree 100%. It's your responsibility to explain their mistakes and help them understand why it's bad to destroy furniture, laptops etc. Also, with my children, I explain to them why I am angry (I am not angry with them, but with the stuff they did, for example) and I give them the opportunity to fix their mistake. This is very important in my opinion, because I never got the chance to do so as a child and the punishment was never over. In my own family, there is the bad deed, the talk about it, the punishment for it and then it's forgotten forever.
Load More Replies... Justin Trouble 2 years ago (edited)
So much broken and soaked tech could have been prevented with the use of condoms.
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
Do any of these people understand that you actually have to teach children how to be human? That you should keep an eye on them when they're toddlers? That they need to be taught proper behavior?
Tyranamar Seuss 2 years ago
Toddlers are fast, and unpredictable. Some stuff is going to get ruined. Expect it. It's part of that whole teaching process.
Load More Replies... Rens 2 years ago
I am so glad I live alone. And when my daughter was a toddler, she would never would have done the things that these kids have done; I think it's almost all due to bad parenting
Tyranamar Seuss 2 years ago
You got lucky. My child is neurodivergent. The tantrums were intense. We have specialists working with him 23 hours a week. Trained professionals, and this s**t happens. I felt so guilty that it was my parenting bc of comments like this. Every kid is different.
Load More Replies... cartoon.ghostss 2 years ago
This is why I could never have kids, I'd chuck them out a window if they did anything like this
Petra Schaap 2 years ago
most of them are annoying or silly, but a few are just downright evil
Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago (edited)
To those who commented stuff like “it wouldn’t have happened if you told the kid not to” and “just keep stuff out of reach”, clearly you don’t have kids or younger siblings. Most kids don’t listen when you tell them to stop doing something. While some childproofing can be done, you can’t make anything 100% child or equipment safe. There will always be a way to ruin it. I don’t feel like arguing in the comments, and I genuinely hope everyone has a great day ❤️
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