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Congratulations, you've lived through toilets with threatening auras. But we can't let you go that easy, no no. Prepare yourself, it's time for intimidating animals. I'm talking about toads that look like they're about to take over the world and creepy crows turning on the chainsaw. Edgar Allan Poe would definitely approve of these pics. Scroll down, take a look at the animals with the most threatening auras, and try not to squeak!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody will ever find the portal to hell if we put this rug over it...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not "vaguely threatening". That's a very clear "I'll f*ck you up".

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is scary because crows are smart. Give them time and they will figure it out.

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Nathalie Langevin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

....They will finally stop saying they'll do something when birds get theeth! Bring it on, bitches!

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Tammy Hornback
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

someone sleeping on the beach is going to be very upset when they wake up

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Marlene Ricker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I lost my bottom plate and blamed the cats! Maybe it was really this guy!

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Susann Campbell
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's about three to six thousand dollars that this bird took off a sleeping bum.

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Julie Watson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, granny better stop looking for those teeth, because she's not gonna find them XD

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Donna Bradshaw
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll teach you to get my nose. or It's the Dental repo program.

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María Hermida
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ohhhh! Seagulls are terrible thieves! Poor person who got his/her dentures stolen.

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Deborah Dodge
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you go to throw them french fries but your memory gets fuzzy...

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Kai Wendorf
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

now, how do you put these on? soon i will eat there food as one of their own...

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Holosexual
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The thought of this birb stealing someone's dentures and them chasing after it cracked me up

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Kim Bush
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The million dollar question, who do they actually belong to?

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Ally Kaye
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What I want to know os, who did he have to kiss to get those?!?!?!

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Tara
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There’s a bigger story here that I’d like to hear.

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Jill Harris Kraham
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She'll be looking for these for hours see??? Her lunch is ours boys!!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm getting used to see horses inside houses. Am I ok, doctor?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Geese are the scariest birds ever! And anyone who thinks different ought to take a closer look at their teeth!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is really sad. The bread can rip their skin off eventually and leave some very rough wounds. If you are to toss the bread slices to birds, please, PLEASE rip them apart.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*important business cough. "Now, humans, in this document my secretary has summarised all the latest reasons I consider you to be c**p.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Two crabs were sitting in a cafe. One of them lighted a cigar. The other one screamed: what the heck are you doing? If you smoke, you'd end up with human! P.S. One of the crappiest jokes ever.

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Claire Armstrong
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a window next to my living room door, just happened to look over one night and saw my cat staring in at me like this! Shat myself! No idea how long he'd been there just staring at me!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously it seems too commonplace having overweight pets. I know you want to treat and spoil your pets but this is just too far and not good for the animals health.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'o...okay sir um you can take the house!... I..I'll leave the keys on the sofa. great talking to you, bye!

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