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People Are Posting Pics Of Animals With Threatening Auras, And Here Are 45 Of The Best Ones
Congratulations, you've lived through toilets with threatening auras. But we can't let you go that easy, no no. Prepare yourself, it's time for intimidating animals. I'm talking about toads that look like they're about to take over the world and creepy crows turning on the chainsaw. Edgar Allan Poe would definitely approve of these pics. Scroll down, take a look at the animals with the most threatening auras, and try not to squeak!
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"John, I want to talk about us. Don't walk away from me John! John!!!"
Imagine: you see this tru the window...and you realize you are living on the 5th floor 🤣🤣🤣
"Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Ferdinand the Bull?!"
Anyone remember the 1984 movie with Val Kilmer: Top Secret. The guys in the cow costume? Ha - Loved it!!
Hey you in there its raining out here can I come in for a while and maybe a coffee
Hello we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
Looks like a nice cow - my grandpa taught me how to milk cows when I was a little girl of about 7 or 8. Her name was Bessie and she was a nice cow when gave lots of milk until my brother and I rode her - it scared her so badly that it dried up her milk. Grandpa had to breed her to freshen her up (no milk for months) and my brother and I got a major switching and I mean big time.
Hey! Pssst! Hooman? Can you let me in, it's raining and I'm wearing untreated leather!
I freaking love this! I would love to look at my window one day and just see the majestic being just staring at me!
Just checking out the seating arrangements. When you are the guest of honor dont want to have a cow if something not right
Lol, when I was younger this was a pretty regular occurrence! Not staring in the window thank funk, but out in the garden, walking along the street. It was either cows or sheep!
Call me Chuck will you, I’ll come in there right now and kick your a*s... better yet come out here and feed me Norman!! Then I’ll kick your a*s.
Excuse me.. do you have a moment to talk about our lird and savior chick-filet
Having been a dairy farmer, this one is ho-hum....an almost daily occurrence.
So, no one is questioning the fact that this is a second story window? lol (jk)
So, no one is questioning the fact that this is the second story window we are looking out?
Wouldn't you rather have me as a pet.....then only as a ONE time meal????
Are those beef ribs I see on your plate? Hmmmm? You said you were vegan. It’s just been lies, all lies, hasn’t it?
Is that a beef steak I see on your plate? Hmmmm? You said you were vegan. Lies all lies.
Anyone home? I'd like to speak with you about our lord savior, Cheesus..
That's in England. It's quite common there for farmers to lead their herds through small villages. Happened to me once when I lived there. Quite startling to turn around and see that over your shoulder though! LOL
Wow Betty, you really let yourself go! Your utters hang lower than mine!!
Wow Betty you've really let yourself go. Your utters hang lower than mine
Excuse me sir, do you have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour, the Minotaur?
it reminds me of Barnyard in real life, when the animals are watching the football game
This is scary because crows are smart. Give them time and they will figure it out.
[Above]: Yogi, fresh out of prison after he stole one too many pic-i-nic baskets.
Geese are the scariest birds ever! And anyone who thinks different ought to take a closer look at their teeth!
This one is really sad. The bread can rip their skin off eventually and leave some very rough wounds. If you are to toss the bread slices to birds, please, PLEASE rip them apart.
*important business cough. "Now, humans, in this document my secretary has summarised all the latest reasons I consider you to be c**p.
Two crabs were sitting in a cafe. One of them lighted a cigar. The other one screamed: what the heck are you doing? If you smoke, you'd end up with human! P.S. One of the crappiest jokes ever.
I have a window next to my living room door, just happened to look over one night and saw my cat staring in at me like this! Shat myself! No idea how long he'd been there just staring at me!
'o...okay sir um you can take the house!... I..I'll leave the keys on the sofa. great talking to you, bye!
My grandma’s eyes used to reflect like that in the dark (due to cataract lens replacement). It was scary as hell to see this little curly haired old lady down a dark hallway with her eyes glowing.
There's an inherited health condition - something to do with connective tissue? - that has been diagnosed that way. People who have it show reflective retinas in flash photos.
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This article has by far the best comments of any BP article I've ever seen. Most of the top voted ones made me laugh out loud.
The comments have been hilarious on this one lol
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Maybe it's in the expanded version of this post? (94 pix).
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It's like pennywise in the hall of mirrors but a cat XD
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Interesting that the largest percentage of the threatening ones are felines....
i once saw red little eyes in my dark play room with a sliding door and a doggy door in the door to go outside in the room found out it was a raccoon and little babys
Teleporting horses. Truly terrifying when you think about the possibilities.
How did all those frogs get on the roof? How did that Turtle get in the wall? Things that make you go hmmmmm......?
Some of these just make me so so very sad about the way we mistreat animals then laugh about it. I mean yeah, a lot of them are funny or even cute, but like the poor turtle in the wall or the horses trapped in tiny places.
My grandma’s eyes used to reflect like that in the dark (due to cataract lens replacement). It was scary as hell to see this little curly haired old lady down a dark hallway with her eyes glowing.
There's an inherited health condition - something to do with connective tissue? - that has been diagnosed that way. People who have it show reflective retinas in flash photos.
Load More Replies... This article has by far the best comments of any BP article I've ever seen. Most of the top voted ones made me laugh out loud.
The comments have been hilarious on this one lol
Load More Replies... Maybe it's in the expanded version of this post? (94 pix).
Load More Replies... It's like pennywise in the hall of mirrors but a cat XD
Load More Replies... Interesting that the largest percentage of the threatening ones are felines....
i once saw red little eyes in my dark play room with a sliding door and a doggy door in the door to go outside in the room found out it was a raccoon and little babys
Teleporting horses. Truly terrifying when you think about the possibilities.
How did all those frogs get on the roof? How did that Turtle get in the wall? Things that make you go hmmmmm......?
Some of these just make me so so very sad about the way we mistreat animals then laugh about it. I mean yeah, a lot of them are funny or even cute, but like the poor turtle in the wall or the horses trapped in tiny places.
