The UK and the USA may share a language (mostly) in common, but when it comes to a number of cultural customs, the Atlantic Ocean seems like the smallest thing separating them.
Whether it's their unique accent that somehow carries over into their typing, their obsession with tea, or the fact that they put baked beans on their toast, Brits certainly have a way of making those of us on the Western side of the world scratch our heads with confusion. That's not to say that Americans don't have quirks of their own, but here at Bored Panda, we think Great Britain deserves some special recognition this time around.
Check out the top British moments that left Americans completely stumped below, and be sure to vote for the ones that you're still trying to understand as well.
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My nan came onto facetime while i was talking to my sister, chatted sortly and then said "I have to go, I can't drink my tea unless its scalding hot" Its July...
Unless the kettle a boiling be, Ruined is the cup of tea
Load More Replies...I've gone from "wtf, you drink cold tea?" to actually liking iced teas though I still consider the unsweetened ones fairly rank.
Add lemon. I used to use sugar but find it (and most soft drinks) too sweet now.
Load More Replies...But I can't believe we play rugby - pretty much the same as your football, but our men don't need all that protective gear - we have a mouth guard and that's about it. Also, you don't have electric kettles... Very odd :) But I still love ya!
Haha ice tea is a novelty we get in the USA-themed food section at the supermarket
Nonsense I drink ice tea you can by it in the shops easily in the U.K.
I'm british man's granddaughter and hate tea. I'm ashamed now, LOL
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3709011/Why-ditch-ice-cream-cup-tea-Hot-drinks-really-cool-summer-experts-reveal.html
I'm Canadian and we drink ice tea frequently, but strangely whenever I go into the northern U.S. there are almost no restaurants that serve iced tea.
Really? I live in the northern US and have never been to a restaurant that doesn't serve iced tea - I'm always shocked that I can't find un-sweetened tea in Canada. Can't they just put some aside before they put the sugar in?
Load More Replies...I think it was confirmed in an interview with the DHMIS creators.
Load More Replies...I, for one, love the British accent as well, which is why Wheatley is easily my favorite Portal character.
Actually quite useful: "biweekly" is confusing as some may consider that as twice a week or every 2 weeks. "Fortnightly" can only mean once every 2 weeks.
I live in the US and have never heard biweekly used to mean twice a week. It is said "twice a week" if that is what is meant. And most places pay biweekly, so no one is confused by that as everyone takes their pay checks very seriously. :)
Load More Replies...Ah yes the illustrious fortnight. To be used when you feel like saying two weeks is too informal and forteen nights is just a mouthful.
Just to clear that up, biweekly means every two weeks. Something that happens every half month is "semi-monthly," or if it happens every half year, "semi-annually." Since it's odd to do something every half week, given that there's an odd number of days in a week, "semi-weekly" sounds more odd than "twice a week," which could just as easily mean two days in a row every seven days.
Fortnight actually means 14 nights. 15 days. Not the same as 2 weeks. We need fortnight and i use it all the time.
You say "week"? What's wrong with "7 days"? Year? What's wrong with 365 days? Etc. you probably don't even know what tuppence hapenny means! : )
No cable then? That isnt so bad. Heck over here we get over 200 channels on basic cable and most of the time, there is STILL nothing worth watching on! It's all reruns of old shows. Heck the Kardashions hold channel E hostage and run almost all day every day!
I am from the US and I have thought the same thing ( why do we call it math when it should be maths) and always assumed I was just overthinking. Then I learned that Brits use maths and now I feel less foolish. Also, I love eagle f****r. Laughed out loud on that.
What can we say? We're damn faithful to the eagle.
Load More Replies...Pee-brained or pea-brained? As an American I need to know this. And eagle-f****r is hilarious
Load More Replies...A little unnecessarily rude imo, from both ends. Language evolves differently in different countries, it's not a static thing. And anyone who speaks English should try to let go of it ever making any logical sense. As natural languages go it's not exactly one of the more structured ones. :')
How do you know? Maybe he meant to say "p**s-brained" and was only too polite :-P
Load More Replies...Mathematics comes from the greek word Mathemateka - Μαθηματικά which is a plural word. Thus the British way is closer and more correct
But Mathemateka doesn't need an "s" to be plural, so the American way is actually closer and correct.
Load More Replies...Mandela Effect, dude. Some people remember it differently.
Load More Replies...Us British can sneak up on you like a ninja in the night or even an iceberg in open water
My daughter's Canadian mum in law to be didn't know UK isn't connected to the European "Mainland" !!!
Omg, she's not quite familiar with geography.
Load More Replies...we are all ninjas over here were that good you nobody knows about us
In the captain's defense, he forgot about it because of global warming...thought the entire British Isles had gone the way of Atlantis.
Translation: Friend it's hard to explain, it's just like one day you will be with your friends having a look in a sports shop (called JD) and you might fancy the curry offer that's on at the local pub (called Wetherspoons) but your friend Calum, who is a legend and awesome will be like "Guys let's go to Nando's (a resturant chain in the UK, cheap and good tasting food, hence it feeling a bit cheeky) instead." and you'll think "Great idea. Let's go for it."
I have never actually met a lad irl and yet I completely understand this.
Please don't think all British people talk like this 😭😭😭 some of us still use English.
Understood every word of that and I'm in NZ. I always have a laugh when US TV shows have subtitles for English people with any sort of strong accent.
Nandos, great if you find a varied menu confusing. "Would you like some chicken with your chicken?"
Yeah went to Nandos in Canada. Good but you better love chicken
Load More Replies...He wants to go to JD Wetherspoons (jd, spoons) which is a gastro pub chain in the UK for a curry but mates have suggested Nando's. Top, let's smash it just means let's go for it.
Band's has now come to the US so who knows but I'm living in South Africa at the moment and I don't think even they use that expression. They would probably go to Spur or Steers.
Won't be surprised if they do this only to insult french people.
Load More Replies...Or tiny bottles (sometimes even at pharmacies)
Load More Replies...As a wine lover who lives alone, I find this bloody brill. No more having to down the entire bottle alone or wasting what's left...
I saw this for the first time in the uk last week, at a service station...off the motorway..... the mind boggles
As an American I find this magical; but i have low standards, so I have that going for me. ;)
This is something I've seen in only two supermarkets 99% of stores do not do this in the uk
I'm English and have never seen this, except maybe on the train although it's normally a mini bottle of wine not a glass..
I've only seen them in Marks and Spencers myself, but I'll bet it's a cat wee wine!
Load More Replies...Someone told me a lot of Americans don't even own a kettle, I'm slightly scared to ask if that's true....?
We make our tea without kettles. First, you throw it in the harbor...wait a min
Load More Replies...f*ck atomic clocks, you know its 16 o'clock in UK if you have an outage
Same theory as when the Super Bowl is on in America. All the flushing at halftime causes water shortages.
For those of you who want these sources; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TV_pickup https://www.geek.com/geek-cetera/tea-time-in-britain-causes-predictable-massive-surge-in-electricity-demand-1535023/ Though Netflix and iPlayer have made these surges less necessary/frequent.
Nobody uses kettles anymore we just have those coffee makers that you put the little cup thing in.
Because they don't have similar for all the fridge lights turning on in the US during the superbowl? :D
I'm American and consider myself a normal person- most days. I boil water in a stovetop kettle and steep tea with a strainer ( sometimes tea bag) in a ceramic mug. It seems like a lot of Americans use the microwave but I don't own one of those by choice so IDK.
How else do you think a tiny plot of land conquered so much of the world..... TEA POWER.
Here - I checked it for you: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TV_pickup
That's probably because they never had to become an independent country.
As a person from Poland I can only call them lucky. We had to become independent... quite a lot of times. You could probably expect that from a country located between Germany and Russia, I guess...
Load More Replies...This is because Guy Fawkes tried to blow up a Parliment and monarch that NO ONE in the country liked, he was trying to do people a favour
Er, by installing a catholic ruler who would be subservient to Spain?
Load More Replies...It's to remind the government that it wasn't entirely a bad idea....
We used to have the same celebration in New Zealand (Guy Fawkes Day) it was awesome because you could go to a shop and buy the fireworks take them home or to a park and let them off. As a kid growing up there it was so much fun but kind of gruesome really when you think about how everyone made a human sized 'Guy', and dressed him in men's clothes then threw him on a huge bonfire!!!!
and kids would take their 'guy' around and ask 'a penny for the guy, mister?' to get money for fireworks.
Load More Replies...blow s**t up to celebrate the death of a dude that tried blowing s**t up. now that's fitting !! lol.
No RIP for you Guy Fawkes. He is also, or used to be, burned in effigy on a bonfire. Kids would make a figure of a man, & using a wheelbarrow, go round the neighborhood, asking for money to buy fireworks. Big bonfires, baked potatoes, fireworks and poor Guy placed on the fire to burn. Bloody barbarians! Lol.
That's because it's a warning to the unwashed proles not to try anything subversive or you'll get tossed on a bonfire like poor ol' Guy Fawkes.
Why is that so weird to Americans? You know what I find weird? That Americans make everything sickly sweet and have an unhealthy relationship with Maple Syrup. On bacon? Really people?
HEY! That's us Canadians that like maple syrup. A lot of the time Americans seem to have the fake corn-syrup stuff.
Load More Replies...And that comes from a country that invented cheese in a spraycan
I'm Australian. I find it weird that anyone would find beans on toast weird. But cream in coffee? THAT'S weird! Don't you have milk?
Get it right, it's not really cream from a cow, it's factory produced franken-cream. It stays out of the fridge in those little plastic cups. It's artificially flavored and repulsive.
Load More Replies...What I find really weird is how someone that comes from a country where they "deep fry" chocolate and martinis can find anything food related odd. You guys have actual fairs that you deep fry coke, butter or even beer......but yeah some bread and beans is totally the weird one :P
You take that back! Our state fairs are sacred. I don't get in board with fried butter or beverages- but deep fried Oreos are fanatastic with ice cream.
Load More Replies...Not all Americans Are ok with all the sugar in food it's just hard To find food without tons of sugar without paying loads of money
True, your grocery stores frequently drove me to desperation.
Load More Replies...It's usually as a light meal like lunch or supper, you really need to try it before you knock it!
Baked Beans on toast, not just beans on toast, much like you would eat a bowl of chilli with a biscuit (biscuit for Americans is like Yorkshire Pud in the UK, they keep likening it to scones, but scones are for cream and jam)
Because biscuits are also sort of sweet and LOOK like scones and have a similar density and flavor. Yorkshire pudding is really different, even tho you eat it w a savory dish.
Load More Replies..."Pulp" is a band. "Juicy bits" are simply juicy and awesome. I'm ok with this one :D
There had better be a Pulp tribute act called Juicy Bits...
Load More Replies...I refuse to drink juice with "juicy bits" until they specify what the "juicy bits" are. Maybe they wanted to get rid of an employee but couldn't find a reason, and he was leaning over a juice vat one day...
Believe me,in the UK, genitalia is referred to by a whole range of different words..!
Load More Replies...I suppose people in the USA get a compulsory tip because the don't earn enough from their employers and have to life on their clients charity...?
Unfortunately that is entirely true. Which is why, when they give good service, they are hurt when a customer leaves them less that 15-20% gratuity. Only in America.
Load More Replies...Tipping is mostly an American thing because a lot of food places under pay their staff expecting the employees to make it up it tips. I do not like this system myself as it is the chief or cook who does all the real work in creating your meals, that is an art. Getting those dished to the table, should be a straight wage issue. They need to make more money period!
But wait staff work hard as well. To be successful at it, they must have decent math/organizational skills and feet that don't complain. The chef/cook needs to have organizational skills as well as proper training. While there are many cooking schools in the States, there don't seem to be many 'server schools' . But I agree that the tipping system is grossly unfair and should be ended.
Load More Replies...No bar tender in England is going to ask why you tipped them, it's not something that's unheard of! Generally you buy them a drink rather than actually give them cash though
Yes. People are usually tipped when they have done more than what's is expected of them
Load More Replies....... that's because on this side of the Atlantic you get PAID to do your job.
TBH, you can still tip in the UK and it's still appreciated, but it's never expected.
tipping is paying for service, places that people work for tips like restaurants, you aren't paying the restaurant for the waiter or waitresses service, only the food. the tip is payment to the waitstaff for bringing you food, refilling drinks, cleaning tables etc. for those that think they shouldn't have to tip in situations where it is expected, should order their meals to go. if you think tips should be done away with entirely, then the meals at yourisk fave restaurant will likely go up quite a bit since the restaurant wold be covering the service expenses.
We hate the way a 12.5% gets added, as otherwise the restaurant has to show the true cost of the meal on their menus ... and then they would not look the cheapest on the comparison websites ....
Load More Replies...0as a bar tender, I made twice as much on tips than I would have made had my employer paid me minimum wage. Usually $14-$19 an hour, depending on the night of the week, compared to minimum wage of $7.25 an hour. Good service means good tips. I couldnt have survived without them.
Yeah, but now think how much more money you would've had if you got minimum wage AND tips. Because people in Europe still tip, even if the waiters, bartenders and pizza-guys get minimum wages. I'm glad you could pay your bills, but it should not have been by forcing your customers to pay you - you do your job, you get paid. You do it especially good, you get paid AND tipped. Win-win, I'd say.
Load More Replies...Same in Spain.... ...hmm... looking at the other comments it seems like it's the same pretty much everyone so the correct message should be: "DID YOU KNOW american people call zebra crossings wait for it crosswalks".
Same in Croatia. We don't even add "crossing", or anything like that. Just plain "zebra".
If you youtube Anglophenia she explains why there are two taps. They didnt want the hot water being contaminated by the cold water as they had seperate tanks. This was back in the day, they just do it now as nostalgia thing.
That doesn't happen anymore though and they still build houses with sinks like this. It's ridiculous... I can't wait to get rid of mine and stop wasting my hand like a bloody idiot swingin for one tap to the other
Load More Replies...It's either winter is coming or I am the blood of the dragon, mate.
The hot water comes from a tank where it's heated, meaning it's not safe to drink.The cold comes from a filtered plant so u can drink it.
If you want to drink the water, just turn on the cold water only. And by the way the hot water before being heated comes from the same filtered plant, doesn't it... so it is clean already. When heated the heat should kill any bacteria in there if any at all.
Load More Replies...I am still traumatised by this thing after almost 6 years of living in the UK.
I thought this was just old-fashioned taps all over the world. Do they still install these into new bathrooms? That's madness if they do.
Here's an enviromental friendly idea: cap the drain, fill the sink with your desired temperature, use the water that you need. That will use less water than running it. I understand you will not find this comfortable, but is just a matter of getting used to it. I have gotten used to running just the ammount of water I need, but I see most people always open the valve full way, even if they just want to get ther hands a little wet. Now people from some states in the US can tell you how precious this resource is. Everybody took it for granted not long ago.
I guess I must be the only person on the planet that finds this perfectly normal 🤔
This is in some public bathrooms. They suck, but I can say they exist all over
put it bellow a little b&w lawnmower tat, with it blowing out grass clippings that are rising up to the sky and becoming stars...
The motto doesn't say much to me about British culture. That there's a British lawn-mower racing association is awesome. Fun fact: we use ordinary ("stock") cars in racing in America because the test is in driving, not carmaking; NASCAR is evolved from distillers outrunning police during the age of alcohol prohibition.
I guess someone did not study latin... the famous sentence is "per aspera ad astra" which literary means: "Through asperities to the stars". Either, you reach the stars if you survive the hardness of life or, you need to go through difficult tasks to achieve the top.
And you thought us Brits were straight laced and uppity. Mr Blobby is proof, do not mess with the Brits if you don't want the nightmares Freddy Kruger gets when sick.
This is why British children grow up to be very resilient adults.
Load More Replies...Mr Blobby was designed as a fake kids' TV character in order to play hidden camera pranks on celebrities. He became so popular that a song was released which was number 1 in the charts.
I'm English, and I cannot abide Mr Blobby. Thanks be it was a short lived thing!
MR Blobby is actually based on how the average Brit views the average American!
We do not have seasons in England just weather. You have to live here to understand our obsession.
Do not know where you were but language like that is not acceptable to most in the UK.
Due to the common market trade agreements, there was something of a campaign a while back for food terminology in Europe: They basically wanted all British chocolate renaming as chocolate candy because it wasn't pure enough by their standards (too much milk fat and sugar, not enough cocoa).
Now I really want to try that kind of chocolate. I like overly sweet things.
Load More Replies...Here's where I come in from tiny Belgium to say that neither American nor British chocolate comes anywhere near the quality of our stuff... :-) pierre-mar...d94b11.jpg
Norwegian & Swedish milk chocolate beats the heck out of Belgium choclate... and Swiss chocolate is to die for!
Load More Replies...What? In Canada Hersey's is pretty overly sweet and is definitely of lower quality. What on Earth does she mean by "it burns"? I've had 99% cocoa chocolate before and while I wouldn't describe it as lovely it certainly didn't BURN.
Hersey's here is poor quality chocolate too, pretty much the same as most British chocolate made by the big companies. You want decent chocolate then you get it from a small supplier :-) And totally agree, seriously dark chocolate doesn't burn! In fact the only chocolate I know that burns is Montezuma's chilli and lime chocolate!
Load More Replies...Hershey's is gross, it tastes kind of like vomit. I've always hated it and never understood why people love it so much.
Why? That's a disgrace to all Americans!
Load More Replies...I've never been very impressed with Belgian chocolate tbh.
Load More Replies...Im british and i have had a hershey's before and it was nice. I dont understand what these people are complaining about. I agree that it was different to how "british chocolate" is, but it was still nice
British chocolate is sweet and creamy. American chocolate is bland and NOT creamy. More like cooking chocolate.
Our baking chocolate (US) is usually dark and just unsweetened. Not "bland" at all; very bitter. I don't know if the original person can really discern tastes all that well. Hershey's very well might be disgusting, bland, gross, etc, but it's not "too dark." If anything, it's the opposite. That would be like mistaking the tannins in red wine for "too sweet."
Load More Replies...What the hell? I've tried Hersheys. It's like goddamn cake icing. Like, the squidgy kind, not even properly set. Essentially icing sugar and some watery milk with a noncomittal suggestion of cocoa. Did someone prank them by putting a slab of Green & Black's 90% in a Hershey wrapper?
Green & Blacks for the win. 98% Cocoa. How dare they call us wimps!
Load More Replies...Milk chocolate is too sweet to me. Dark chocolate however is the best, in my opinion.
a**s is a common American name, don't criticise our culture
Load More Replies...Google has not dirty mind. I tryed, all pictures are pudding (I am soooo glad!)
Load More Replies...The ‘D**k’ in Spotted D**k as far as aware, is an abbreviation of the Old English name for pudding: puddick.
Spotted d**k was favorite desert in the captains dining room in the old iron oak navy. Another was a sumptuous delicacy know as drowned baby. yum
They have names that mean different things to them. For example; Here we have the name Randy, to them that means horny. Dont call your son Chuck, because for them that means to throw up...etc...
Why do americans think it's fun to watch cars drive around a circle for 3 hours? I'm an American and I don't get this....
Fyi...they race cars in Britain and everywhere else in the world, not a "crazy"ameeican sport.
Load More Replies...No, Americans just roll down a hill without the cheese....it's called reliving childhood.
In Latvia we have race for carrying wife up the hill so I totally dig it
Because it's f*****g hilarious to watch people fall down a hill that should probably be categorised as a cliff.
Hey! It's just a game for them! Don't diss them on having fun in their own way. We have a game that big burly men run around in little tight pants and throw a ball made out of pigskin and that game can last for hours and hours and hours and hours....*L*
Funny how games evolve after crossing the Atlantic pond. Baseball is basically rounders, a children's game in Britain. Basketball is really netball, a girls' game in Britain. Hockey, specifically field hockey, is a girls' game in Britain. And on and on . . . . .
Load More Replies...Pretty sure they've all been drinking that wine sold in a plastic cup
Actually all over Europe it's pretty common to have your washing machine in the kitchen. If the bathroom is too small and there is no extra room, where else would you put it? Also in some apartments the water/drain pipes for washing machines are installed in the kitchen only, so you really have no other choice.
In the US we usually have a separate room if we can for our washer and dryer, or it is in a closet-type enclosure or the basement or the garage. Not the kitchen. That actually will devalue a property. I understand though as a lot of places in Europe are older and when things were plumbed, it was easier to put in the same location. Older apts and houses in the US can have this on occasion, though it was usually plumbed to the bathroom rather than the kitchen.
Load More Replies...Cannot see why this is weird. What I find weird is Americans not having them and all going to laundrettes like it's the 1970's
Most people do have them, they are just in their own little room or closet.
Load More Replies...That looks like my washing machine. And my kitchen sink . . . And my work top . . . Is this my kitchen?
Today we think, ewww, dirty clothes in my clean kitchen?! 70 yrs ago, my grandma did laundry by hand in large tub in kitchen.
Our houses are smaller. My mum's kitchen doesn't have SPACE for the washer, so it goes in her unusually large utility room. I don't *have* a utility, and my bathroom barely has enough space for a person as well as a toilet, sink and small bath with a shower over it, so if I was to go along with a certain snotty celebrity's recent petition that they should be banned from kitchens, I'd have to put all my washing into a big bag, google for the one remaining laundrette within 10 miles, hump it down two flights of stairs to the car, drive there, pile a ludicrous number of coins into a machine of uncertain performance, then either spend 2-3 hours sat there killing time until it finished, or go run other errands trusting that no-one is going to interrupt the cycle and steal my s**t. Or I could put it in the only other room besides the bathroom that has water and high current power circuits provided. Which is after all why it ended up appearing there in the first place, and indeed why it was
(these input boxes are remarkably limited) - - once common to have a bath in there, or in the ground floor sitting room if it was winter (one having a source of hot water and a stone floor designed to be mopped out towards a drain, the other a fireplace). Also found in kitchen - dishwasher, which is a very similar machine when you think about it. Also quite often the main source of hot water and any central heating the property may have...
Load More Replies...In kitchen no other place to put it would love to have a utility room to put it in but British homes are tiny and unless your willing to pay a fortune on a house the only place for a washing machine is the kitchen!
We are fine, our washing powder has tiny blue dots to help us differentiate
Load More Replies...We've been watching Vera, The Loch, Unforgotten, Happy Valley, Scott & Bailey & Shetland and have added so many great new insults and idioms to our speech! It's fun yelling k******d and calling each other cow. I think I have developed a Scottish, Yorkshire, Puerto Rican accent.
I'm Australian and avidly watch all the above mentioned shows. Everyone knows when there is a new series of Vera because I call them all "pet"! And I love to yell "bollocks".🤣
Load More Replies...Probably, but how'd you manage to make this one about politics?
Load More Replies...My 7 &8 yo watch British TV pretty exclusively. They both have very strange accents. People ask us all the time where the boys are from. They have never been even off the West Coast of America lol.
Honestly, after reading Harry Potter, I had changed some of my own speech patterns.
i watch lots of british television and have no friends, so when i do actually hear a person speak without an accent it's super weird.
It's not possible for someone to not have an accent. Do you mean an American accent?
Load More Replies...My family and I use British accents at times because of the films and shows we watch, including Harry Potter and Sherlock, among many others. I was also once so into being the villain of a Shakespeare play (Othello) that I made myself sound like Kenneth Branagh, whom I'd always believed would make a good villain. I later learned, despite my great movie knowledge, I'd overlooked one of his roles. He played Iago in the Othello film starring Laurence Fishburne. Worked well for me, and I also got to scare several of the kids I hated in that class. I was the only one who got into it.
My little brother gained a British accent from watching too much Top Gear
My Kentucky born kid was raised on Doctor Who + Jeeves and Wooster + BBC. Was told off by his high school teachers for putting on a fake accent. He wasn't.
Ok, if the British eat french fry sandwiches then they're not allowed to mock American fair food any more.
and cob is only used in some parts of the UK. Some use bap, some use roll..
Never saw this in my time in the Uk, is it specifix to a region or did I totally miss something?
That reminds me of something I read. In germany the waterworks have to perpare for the breaks during important football games.
There is no such thing as an important football game.
Load More Replies...And how is this any different from half time during the Super Bowl when all of America go to the bathroom??
You don't need to put extra water in reservoirs during half time
Load More Replies...Imagine a lot of people returning home from work nearly at the same time. All those people switching the light, TV and computer on, go poop (light and ventilation), prepare dinner. All within, let's say one hour. Electricians and waterworkers know this very well. We call it "Feierabend-Peak"
Doesn't really happen any more now that you can pause, rewind and fast forward TV. Just used to happen when you couldn't zap through the ad breaks and people would do something more interesting for three minutes rather than watch them!
God, you find one little topic and rehash it and rehash it until it is threadbare, poor souls
Many years ago, here in New Zealand, we had the same phenomenon during a Coronation Street ad breaks.
Are you telling me that in the states after 19 hours straight watching the Superbowl, drinking... whatever the f**k it is you drink over there, and everyone takes a long held in p**s at the same time, the water company aren't ready for all them flushes coming at once? GTFOH
That's why we have a bonfire and people make a fake "Guy" to put on the top to burn him. It's to remind people not to try to do the same!!
Pretty sure americans also celebrate their attempted murder of british parliament.
Guy Fawks day is about a man who literally tried to murder parliament. Americans weren't even figuratively trying to murder parliament.
Load More Replies...It's to remind parliament that if they get too uppity one of us WILL try to blow them up...
Glad to see the Murcan lack of knowledge. Bonfire Night isn't a celebration of the treacherous Catholics trying to kill the King et al. It's a celebration of the authorities stopping the treacherous Catholics doing it, their capture and subsequent "interrogation". All of which proved the following: 1) God is a Protestant. 2) God is English and not some grotty foreigner. :-)
"god is protestant." omg. that was fantastic. /ded
Load More Replies...A lot of Americans don't celebrate Columbus Day. On the day it's self I see more "Columbus was a monster!" Memes than any celebrating him.
Load More Replies...It's also called "Guy Fawkes" night, who was the person who attempted to blow up parliament. We celebrate that he was caught.
It's celebrating the fact it was stopped and Guy Fawkes was caught in the cellars that is why we burn a Guy on the bonfire!
And a legit conversation i witnessed while working on the Railway: "Oi you c**t" "Who are you calling a c**t, you c**t" "You, you c**t" "I'm not a c**t, you're a c**t" "no i'm not, you c**t"... I forget how the rest went, but you get the idea. Also, it has to be mentioned, that the name of one of the guys involved was Ghengis, so you get an idea of the size of the two guys arguing
I still think fairy lights is adorable. Way better than plain old Christmas lights
What a bunch of bellends...There you go, another step in English language education.
What really got my brain twisted when I first moved to the UK was that some Brits use 'you're alright' to mean 'no' too. As in 'would you like another drink?' 'you're alright mate'. I would just stand there totally confused, going 'erm... was that a yes, no, maybe?'
It's short for, "You're alright mate, don't go to any trouble for me. I don't want any." In other words "No thanks"!
Load More Replies...So how do you differentiate between fair lights and lights, or jumpers and sweaters, or sneakers and shoes? Is there less choice where you're from?
Load More Replies...No no... Christmas lights are the big ones. Fairy lights are the small ones that go on an indoor tree and are too low output to cause a fire. Like little pixies. Tinkerbell, yeah? Plus the angel on top was often called a fairy instead (idk why) It's too cold here to sweat in a jumper, and they're made of wool. Sheep like to jump. (yeah ok i don't really know what the etymology is here, but it's probably something French. However a jumper tends to be looser knit with thicker yarn whilst sweaters are a much tighter weave of thin thread, like a hoodie...) Trainers are training shoes for running or football (vs the spiked pumps or studded boots used for competition), that's what they originally were (or indeed tennis shoes), hence trainers. Maybe says something about American culture that the primary use for such a shoe was considered "sneaking". And what's wrong with trying to focus on the positive? Really when you ask the more general question you're after a good/meh/bad response anyway
Isn't thundercunt from the American film Blade 3?
Load More Replies...Crank wangler is similar. Just don't confuse a waistcoat and a vest. Bruce Willis wears a vest.
Load More Replies...Makes sense, but.... I'm sure U.S.A. doesn't have the same accent in each state, just like the U.K. accents vary by countries and regions. Even in one single city of London you can differentiate between particular accents depending on the part of the city, no? Sorry, I'm an overthinker. *shrug*
You hit the nail on the head Daria. There's the east coast accent, which differs from city to city, the southern draw, and if you live in the northern U.S., you start sounding like you're Canadian. Plus lots of others.
Load More Replies...Not the case, the various accents in the US are an amalgam of the various accents of those that left Europe and moved to the US. Lots of Irish and Scottish influence for example
Yes, there are isolated US accents that are probably close to the "levelled" accent originally developed, but the generic mid-west accent is very different to the southern English 16th century accent. The only thing in common is the rhotic R.
Load More Replies...The American Southern drawl is an English upper-class accent from the 18th century. The old Brooklyn accent, heard in films from the Thirties, is similar to a lower-class English accent from the same century. The standard American accent of today is not far off the accent you hear in parts of western Ireland. The American South was heavily populated by English debtors, working off their prison sentences, so there are a few variations in the Southern accent, corresponding to upper and lower classes. Maryland and Delaware were settled before New England. The New England accents? No idea, but they may have been from the East of England.
Its basically a modified amalgam of early 19th century London accents. Australia, NZ, S. Africa etc were settled after English standardised on the non-Rhotic pronunciation of the letter "R", the US & Canada before it, hence the major difference.
Load More Replies...Actually, most of the USA was not speaking English when they sailed over so I would think it is some mixture of accents. For example French has a clear influance on it in words like fiancé, genre, etc.
The original 13 colonies very much did speak English as the dominant language. The French influence on English comes from the Norman invasion and later loanwords that are common to both British & American English.
Load More Replies...Im british and have never seen, heardor tasted this. And i think it sounds terrible
One parent is British, the other Canadian, we lived in the US before moving to Canada. So a lot of these posts have made me chuckle. But you know who in my house makes sandwiches with more bread in the middle (usually not toasted, sometimes it's a cracker filling instead?) The Canadian-born. I think my British grandmother would flee the house if we used her toaster for that
Never ever heard of this. But a 'chip butty' (A sandwich with french fries in the middle) is actually surprisingly tasty.
I only heard of this "sandwich" a few weeks ago. I think it's awful ><. Why would people invent this thing?
You know what's more economical? Not using that middle piece of bread and just having toast like a normal person.
Load More Replies...Ever seen the movie Grease? Sandy is supercool. Frank is just a dweeb.
Load More Replies...Is that why JK Rowling named the Thunderbird Frank in Fantastic Beasts? It all makes sense now!
Cool name or not, Hurricanes leave destruction behind. They should be given horrible names...
Hitler, Stalin, Kim Jung Il, Fritzl, Dutroux, Charles Manson... Like that?
Load More Replies...I think we need to start naming our hurricanes something more frightening so people start taking them more serious and get the hell out of the way instead of trying to wait them out in their homes. So many people died because they simply didnt take the threat serious enough. Maybe we should call the next one; Satan's boiling A**s of Wrath, Death and Destruction! That would make me pay attention *L*
I cannot even... I literally started laughing at Hurricane 'Frank.' I'm laughing so hard I actually have tears in my eyes and I'm just now realizing that I shouldn't be laughing so hard.
Naming stuff is hard. I play RPG's and always get stuck on the naming part. Naming pets is also a thing, my go-to name is Fred. I used to own a pet-rat named Fred and last week I almost got a lizard-spotted gecko, and the first name that popped up was Fred.
Hurricanes don't deserve nice names. They're terrible acts of nature.
Yeaaaah my understanding is that while Americans call one's bum one's f***y, in the U.K., a f***y is a female-specific piece of anatomy.
Load More Replies...When I visited Australia, I was with some locals and I was wearing a "f***y pack' and referred to it as such. They nearly lost their minds over it! Then they told me a (whispered here)f***y, was a woman's vagina and that it was a BAD word. *L* sheesh
Because it saves on plug-ware. I save pounds every year on not having to replace plugs for my sink.
Ok, I'm American and I do this... as did my Mom, also American. If you have a huge sink rather than a divided sink, this lets you wash dishes in the tub and rinse in the rest of the sink. Of course, I have a divided sink and I still use it... I honestly don't know why other than I hate fighting with the drain plug.
Ditto, this is just normal dish washing if you don't have a dishwasher XD
Load More Replies...There's a number of reasons. Stops things smashing or if they do break you can just empty the broken glass straight from the bowl to the bin rather than scooping it out of the sink (same goes for large chunks of food). Also, if you don't have a separate rinsing sink, you can tip any tepid rinsing water down the side of the bowl to avoid the rest of the water getting cold. Also allows you to remove the bowl when soaking stubborn pots if you need to use the sink for something else.
Because they generally only have one sink. So it allows them to continue to use the drain whilst they have washing up. ie. for tipping out the dregs of a cup of tea before adding it to the dishes.
Ok so I'm British and my family have a spare sink in our utility room and we have a plastic tub in it. Explain... pls
Load More Replies...your glasswear and china doesn't break on the metal of the sink, or scratch it!
Good point! I might have to start doing this, thanks.
Load More Replies...It's about conserving water. Plus if you have to ditch something down the side (dregs of a cup of tea anyone?), it doesn't contaminate the dishwater.
How is it conserving water? Here in the US we use a drain stopper, then fill the sink up with water, same as filling a tub up with water. We are using the same amount of water. And we have two basins as a kitchen sink, so you would just pour down the other side of the sink.
Load More Replies...Not uncommon here, in Germany, either, if you only have one sink. You save water and can still use the sink while washing up.
Denmark too. Since water is expensive and not an unlimited resource :-)
Marlowe, we don't literally fill the entire sink, just enough to wash the dishes. My sink is small and practically the same size as the tub shown in the photo. So it's the same amount of water. And we have two basins in the sink, so you wash in one and can pour things down the other sink.
Load More Replies...As a Dutch living in Belgium I can tell you that the British aren't te only ones.
You live in Belgium? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?! ;)
Load More Replies...so... you know those little plastic packs that hot dogs come in have a salty liquid in them, right? They're not vacuum sealed in there all dry.
This messes me up so much. I already think hot dogs are gross, but why do the Brits so often sell them in BRINE and then apparently boil them? That sounds absolutely disgusting to eat.
Pretty much every dog cart in America boils their dogs....
Load More Replies...We vacuum pack ours in brine. That's what that little bit of liquid In the package is. What's the difference?
I'm almost ashamed to say that as a European, I always thought this was normal. :x They're delicious though, hotdogs in brine. And you shouldn't COOK them, just warm them up in the brine.
We broil them over hot coals until they blister and crack and are at least a little bit charred. We do the same thIng with marshmallows except we just go ahead and set those on fire until they're totally black.
Load More Replies...The can (or as we call it, jar) didn't say "American style Brine." What I'm trying to say is that the packing of the sausages wasn't mentioned. So the Hot Dogs are MADE in the American-style.
I've seen them in cans/tins and in jars and vacuum packed. In tins and jars, the brine is to preserve them.
Reminds me of the "American style meat pies" my husband bought in the UK. They looked like nothing we (Americans) had ever seen, but he liked them. They had little American flags decorating the box.
I was like, "Wait, first of all" But Gyarados got it Hot dogs do not go in cans
faith sadly did not understand the concept of an egg cup. They are for boiled eggs, which are then eaten with a spoon.
Of course the spoon only comes in after the soldiers have done their bit... 6a01157253...027e32.jpg
It's because they are hot and they roll around the plate.... this holds them upright so you can eat them properly and dip bread in the yolk
I think the confusion here comes from the US not eating a lot of soft-boiled eggs like that. It used to be common here, I have some vintage egg cups. But I don't know anyone who eats soft-boiled eggs, ick.
Load More Replies...This doesn't help dispel the myth that most Americans are imbeciles.
Egg cups used to be more common here (US), my great grandmother used them regularly.
/facepalm They don't have any concept of dippy eggs. The poor bastards.
In Europe they are, in North America they aren't because there eggs are expired sooner due to a anti-salmonella treatment or something.
Load More Replies...Guess they've never had the delicious taste of runny boiled eggs with toast soldiers dipped in them. Most of us have eaten them all our lives and never had salmonella from them. Cold, hard boiled eggs are for picnics
And then the dozy bloke below somehow thought that egg cups go in the fridge?! HAhahahaa!
I think they are a great idea, tho I never eat my eggs this way. I like them on a piece of toast so the runny bits soak up into the bread.
Yeah, Americans have this weird view of the British. In their TV shows EVERY British person either speaks in a really posh voice or is a cockney. WE DON'T TALK LIKE THAT!
And lets not forget that most British accents in US shows are really bad impressions of what US actors think Brits sound like.
Load More Replies...This reminds me of how confusing it can be to talk with some Newfies in Canada. They have a dialect of their own.
Please, the British get off easy- have you heard what passes for an Irish Accent in Hollywood?
This proves to me that All the comments on this page have been made by American who have no idea of Britain, never actually been and must be of low intelligence because of the language they use.
Yes, W***y does have his moments when he is a d**k. But othertimes he's really nice. Depends upon how many pints he's downed @ the pub.
Everyone should search joe jonas headline song... you will not regret it!
Celebrating the day King James I survived what was essentially a terrorist plot to blow up the House of Lords. Interestingly we celebrate by blowing stuff up whilst freezing our collective backsides off and waving sparklers about.
Naming it after the guy who tried to blow him up would be like Americans commemorating "Bin Laden Day" on September 11th.
Load More Replies...And unlike many celebrations this is actually quite inclusive: people who believe in the government can celebrate its continued governing while those that agree with Fawkes can celebrate how spectacularly far he got and for those who aren't bothered about politics you can usually find bonfires, fireworks, toffee apples and parkin (sorry southerners, you're missing out).
You may have parkin oop north but down south we have Lewes! Bonfire capital of the world, according to wikipedia... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewes_Bonfire
Load More Replies...Not to mention we burn a dummy effigy of Guy Fawkes on the top of the fire. Kids walk around with it in a wheel barrow for the week before asking "penny for the guy" :)
Question to the brits and americans: if there are fireworks on november 5th or 4th of july, does this mean you don't do fireworks at the first of january?
when I first moved to the UK and switched on the TV I learned that this is a show about people who have some complaint that's "too embarrassing to show your doctor". But yeah, let's ALL have a look at that on national TV, why not.
I saw that come up on Netflix and was really confused but too afraid to investigate... but from your description it is exactly what it seems to be.
Load More Replies...OMG, I just found that show a week ago and binged it all weekend! Full on bush and crotch and butt shots with medical conditions. I was confused as to why someone is too embarrassed to go to the doctor but are completely OK with baring it all on TV. But it's a great show and narrated by Ashley Jensen... I could listen to her talk all day long.
I still remembered channel hopping to a penis section that show the very first time - right from watching a chatty guy in tweed hosting 'The Royal Horticulturalist Garden Show'. My brain has never recovered from that.
I remember when I was in England they were playing a game show to guess which penis belonged to which man. I was stunned that they were showing full-on c**k!
in America, we show violence and blown off body parts... i like their TV better.
replace the toast with tortillas and voila! mexican breakfast (add chilli though)
Load More Replies...HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN CAMPING OR PUT BEANS ON YOUR HOT DOG?!?! IN AMERICA WE DO THIS ALL THE TIME TOO!!! Do people who post this s**t never leave their house?! What is the difference from eating baked bean and mopping it up with bread and this?! UGGGHHH have eaten this SO MANY times before I found out it's a "British meal"
"beans on toast wtf is that" Well, it's beans.. on toast.. What did he think it was?
Delicious. That's what. They served beans with breakfast at Shakespeare & Co Cafe in Lexington, KT USA so I ate it. I'm sure true Brits might criticize its authenticity but I liked it.
Beans as part of a hot breakfast are perfectly acceptable
Load More Replies...I'm not British and still I don't get what's wrong with this. I quite love it, but maybe because I've always liked beans. I don't necessarily put them on toast or something but still, nothing wrong with that. But hotdogs in sweet flour? Bacon with maple syrup? Sweet breads? Sweet chips? Hell, Americans, I'd keep quiet about weird foods if I was you...
I once told someone that is arrive at half 8 and they asked if that meant 4 o'clock.
The clock. The hands of the clock, in their continual movement, have just gone past the position signifying midnight (or 3pm, or a quarter to eight in the morning, etc). But it's a lot quicker to use the progressively shortened form of (the clock's) just gone midnight. Also related to how timepieces used to make a rather bigger deal of marking the hour and sometimes half or even quarter hour by striking bells or cuckooing or whatever. When something makes a noise, you might say it's just gone "ding" (or in past tense rather than sort of present, "it went ding"), the verb signifying an undefined action rather than the act of travelling somewhere in this sense. So marking the arrival of midnight becomes... You know the drill. The dings have gone but the terminology remains.
What's so weird or confusing about this? Midnight arrived and now it's gone.
Every language has something like this. In French, you say "J'ai [number] ans" to say your age which means "I have [number] years".
When I first arrived in Canada from Scotland, my friends and co workers didn't know what I meant when I said I would meet them at "half nine". They were never where we were supposed to be at the right time, I'm still convinced it was their fault!
I don't know if half nine would be 8:30 or 9:30... But if everyone around you can't understand you then live in a land of idiots or you might want to adjust your speech patterns.
Load More Replies...But that's not as bad as US Journalese "Thwump said Saturday blah blah pussy blah ..." Why would he say "Saturday"? (etc)
yes, it's like a key aspect of tumblr, everything is funnier when you don't proofread so long as you use the correct your/you're and there/their/they're.
Load More Replies...British people speak English, you know, the language you copied from us?
Well, you're sort of honourary British after all. Let's put it this way... Your queen loves you ;)
Load More Replies...It's correctly pronounced 'aitch', without the aspirant. https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/aitch
I have found it depends on where you are from. I have worked with several British people and, depending on region, some pronounce it and some do not.
Aitch. When said as a letter. As in spelling out your ABCs. The "haitch" version is a mistaken overcorrection that marks the culprit out as a snob attempting to seem higher class than what they were born to and, observing that one class distinction is the dropping of aitches from words that start with said aspirant letter, such as 'orse, 'ouse, 'ot cup of tea etc amongst the working population, deliberately restore it in the hope that they'll sound refined. Not realising that there's some situations, such as with H by itself, or hors d'ouvres, where it must remain silent or doesn't even appear at all. Sometimes halso found hin combination with hadding han haitch to the start hof hall manner hof words that start with ha vowel heven though they clearly don't require hit.
Actually, Haytch is the standard pronunciation in Irish English, so it's not necessarily snobby (even though it almost always is). Personally, I say Aytch'h.
Load More Replies...Considering that English invented the English language, perhaps you shouldn't be too peeved by it, embrace it and learn to speak it in its proper fashion...honestly.
Yep. Whilst definitely the wrong way to say it seems to have fallen into common usage. Always makes me cringe
I hate it when Americans say "erbs" instead of HERBS! Is it also "otel" for hotel? I don't think so. Thank you Neil Adams. And btw, who exactly pronounces it "heyytchh"?? What words exactly?
Our (American) pronunciation is heavily influenced by French, who drop the "hhhh" sound from everything.
That is my favorite TV show. I have NO CLUE what 90% of the things they are baking actually are -- never heard of them, never seen them. But the intensity with which they bake them is riveting!
living in North America I really miss many of these, it seems all we have here is pie and cookies and ice cream
Load More Replies...I am very bothered by the vastly different food products called "pudding" in the UK versus in North America.
pudding is a generic term, often called sweet, afters etc because it's genarally sweet and eaten after your savoury main dish. It's not often pie, but is included in a balanced meal
Load More Replies...How do you Americans live without the gravy-covered goodness that is a yorkshire pudding?!?
I dont even know what one looks like. I get enough gravy at Thanksgiving.
Load More Replies...As a Brit in America, I've realized it's largely impossible to describe Yorkshire pudding. I usually have to make it for someone before they understand what it is.
I make it every year for Xmas (I'm American), it's the BEST, but yes, I do have to constantly repeat what it is to any new comers.
Do you mean Yorkshire pudding or Christmas pud because they are NOT the same thing Christmas pud is made with dried fruits and candied citrus rinds and york puds with flour, eggs and milk batter.
Load More Replies...A combo flour and roast beef juice mixed and baked into what the looks like popovers which is served with the meat. Yum.
For heaven's sake! Yorkshire pudding is not anything like a biscuit. The closest thing would be a popover. The ingredients are basically the same, except for popovers, the butter goes in the batter. For Yorkshires, the butter is melted in the baking dish and the batter poured over the hot butter.
Beat together 2 eggs, 1 cup of milk + 2 tablespoons, 1 cup of flour & a little salt & pepper. Pour 1/3 into hot muffin pans, previously sprayed with oil, then cook in a 400° oven for approx 15 mins. They are supposed to rise & be light & fluffy. Served with roast beef, gravy & veggies. I think the American version is popovers?
it's like a biscut but you use gravy instead of water (thats not QUITE right but close enough food network has recipies they are actually really good)
Have you never had anyone put "xoxoxo" afrer a text message, card, anything? Oh you poor dear....maybe one day someone will send you hugs & kisses.
It's often used as a term of endearment in text communication amongst friends to soften a message or convey emotions better :)
Dear Lord, this poor person has never gotten a note from a loved one in their entire lives!
xxo = kiss, kiss, hug - american, use it with opposite sex all the time.
Hockey. The word you are looking for is hockey (on horses). If you're playing Polo and it looks like baseball, something has either gone terribly wrong, or groundbreakingly right. Funnily enough the first time i ever saw anyone playing it was on some dusty ranch in an episode of Knight Rider, so don't act like it's something you don't have.
Most Americans do, however, most Americans (unless they were very sheltered) know what water polo is also.
Load More Replies...It's polo, & I don't mean Ralph, though he uses it as his logo on some lines. The rich Argentinians play it too. At half time the spectators can go out on the field, hopefully avoiding any possible horse poo, & put the divits (sp?) back where the hooves of the horses have torn up the field. Or you can just sip bubbly.
We have polo in the states, its generally a rich persons game though. Polo reminds me of Croquet on horses though lol
If you have ever seen a baseball game you would not mistake the two. Ones a bat you swing in the air, ones a long hammer thingy you swing on the ground.
We used to use XOXO in the US for hugs and kisses too--I think it's dying out in the age of emojis.
x has been misused in that sentence lol. One does not send a kiss after revealing such tragedy.
Americans love things with not just one, but 3 X's on the end of them.
And all this from a country that has a baseball tournament called the World Series that only teams from the US compete in. Obviously they see themselves as the entire world :)
recently found out its called the world series after an old newspaper call the world which was the original sponsor - still, they really should change it!
Load More Replies...A lot of rude people and a lot of rude replies. This was just supposed to be fun. Kind of disappointing.
I know, here we are in the year 2017, and respect and peace is such a far reach.
Load More Replies...Sod it! I am UK born and Bred... But I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND why the Yanks find it hard to grasp... But The Yanks ain't much better... How many Cereals WE CREATED HERE IN THE UK... Get to the states and get RENAMED for NO REASON!!! For instance - UK - Kellogs Frosties US - Kellogs Frosted Flakes? WHY???? There are so many more I can come up with... How about how We play Rounders, but the US made it Baseball? Why is Football in the US so much Like Rugby but teh game where you actually use your feet to kick the ball - and not your hands to pick it up and run with it is called SOCCER? There are so many silly idiosyncrasies... I just hoe we can all have a laugh at how DUMB we can ALL BE and appreciate our differences!
Soccer is actually a British term, originally. In the late 19th and early 20th century, there was an effort to try to establish a single set of rules for football, but there were so many variations, that they had to be divided into two groups. One was Association Football, called 'Soc football, for short: that word became "Soccer". Both words were used interchangeably, for years, but when footie became popular in America, there was already a popular sport, based looselyon the OTHER form of football, as popularised at the rugby School. So in the U.S., rugby became the dominant form, and in Britain, Soc football became the dominant form, and in each country, the popular form was called football, while the lesser form took on the alternate name. As to rounders/baseball, they're not the same game: they, and cricket, developed as separate branches of a game often known as "base".
Load More Replies...The word 'fortnight' is from Old English meaning fourteen nights. I found some of the responses highly amusing!
they put a bowl in the sink to save water, during the heatwave of 76 we had a severe water shortage and still use them today because we pay by the litre for tap water
Started off like innocent fun then went dark. I'm neither British nor American but felt uncomfortable reading some jokes.
I'm both and understand it fully. Brit Dad /American Mom. Yeah I get it. Most Americans don't kn ow that the Union Jack is not the English flag...
Load More Replies...Why are Americans so shocked that there's a different world outside the US? Britain isn't even that different and it's already enough to be patronised, seriously? It should be pretty obvious that things are different in different places. As much as I like Americans in general, it never ceases to amaze me just how tiny their comfort zone is and how mesmerised they are by smallest deviation from what they're used to.
We aren't shocked at all really. We know there is a different and fascinating world out there beyond our borders. Let me ask you this... haven't you ever visited a friend's house and notice that there are some things they do different? You would see it all over the place here in the states. Everyone is different. So with that said, we are fascinated by the not so subtle differences in other countries. Mainly the language because that is the easiest way to connect with someone elsewhere. Marysia (pretty name btw), it's not about our comfort zone, it's about how we learn to appreciate other people and their differences.
Load More Replies...reminds me how i was awed by brits when i watched trainspotting.as an asian i'm still amazed by brit people.like,they're confusing but it's ok 'cuz they're cool and funny and you like it.
And all this from a country that has a baseball tournament called the World Series that only teams from the US compete in. Obviously they see themselves as the entire world :)
recently found out its called the world series after an old newspaper call the world which was the original sponsor - still, they really should change it!
Load More Replies...A lot of rude people and a lot of rude replies. This was just supposed to be fun. Kind of disappointing.
I know, here we are in the year 2017, and respect and peace is such a far reach.
Load More Replies...Sod it! I am UK born and Bred... But I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND why the Yanks find it hard to grasp... But The Yanks ain't much better... How many Cereals WE CREATED HERE IN THE UK... Get to the states and get RENAMED for NO REASON!!! For instance - UK - Kellogs Frosties US - Kellogs Frosted Flakes? WHY???? There are so many more I can come up with... How about how We play Rounders, but the US made it Baseball? Why is Football in the US so much Like Rugby but teh game where you actually use your feet to kick the ball - and not your hands to pick it up and run with it is called SOCCER? There are so many silly idiosyncrasies... I just hoe we can all have a laugh at how DUMB we can ALL BE and appreciate our differences!
Soccer is actually a British term, originally. In the late 19th and early 20th century, there was an effort to try to establish a single set of rules for football, but there were so many variations, that they had to be divided into two groups. One was Association Football, called 'Soc football, for short: that word became "Soccer". Both words were used interchangeably, for years, but when footie became popular in America, there was already a popular sport, based looselyon the OTHER form of football, as popularised at the rugby School. So in the U.S., rugby became the dominant form, and in Britain, Soc football became the dominant form, and in each country, the popular form was called football, while the lesser form took on the alternate name. As to rounders/baseball, they're not the same game: they, and cricket, developed as separate branches of a game often known as "base".
Load More Replies...The word 'fortnight' is from Old English meaning fourteen nights. I found some of the responses highly amusing!
they put a bowl in the sink to save water, during the heatwave of 76 we had a severe water shortage and still use them today because we pay by the litre for tap water
Started off like innocent fun then went dark. I'm neither British nor American but felt uncomfortable reading some jokes.
I'm both and understand it fully. Brit Dad /American Mom. Yeah I get it. Most Americans don't kn ow that the Union Jack is not the English flag...
Load More Replies...Why are Americans so shocked that there's a different world outside the US? Britain isn't even that different and it's already enough to be patronised, seriously? It should be pretty obvious that things are different in different places. As much as I like Americans in general, it never ceases to amaze me just how tiny their comfort zone is and how mesmerised they are by smallest deviation from what they're used to.
We aren't shocked at all really. We know there is a different and fascinating world out there beyond our borders. Let me ask you this... haven't you ever visited a friend's house and notice that there are some things they do different? You would see it all over the place here in the states. Everyone is different. So with that said, we are fascinated by the not so subtle differences in other countries. Mainly the language because that is the easiest way to connect with someone elsewhere. Marysia (pretty name btw), it's not about our comfort zone, it's about how we learn to appreciate other people and their differences.
Load More Replies...reminds me how i was awed by brits when i watched trainspotting.as an asian i'm still amazed by brit people.like,they're confusing but it's ok 'cuz they're cool and funny and you like it.
