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Airplane! is widely considered one of the funniest comedy movies of all time. It's is a fast-paced comic parody of the very popular disaster movies of the 1970s (Airport, The Poseidon Adventure) and the clever jokes are completely and utterly over the top. However, nearly 40 years have passed since this comedy gold film was released, so you might've forgotten the scenes and the good humor that had you rolling on the ground. And even though it's impossible to cover all of those dark humor skits, Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of the best jokes in the hilariously funny movie to refresh your memory. And if you'll want to rewatch the movie after going through them, feel free to fire it up on Amazon Prime Video.
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Dilly Millandry 6 years ago
Poor guy was driven nearly insane by Ted's back-story which is why he was going to set fire to himself... then thinks he is safe because Ted is going to the 'little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit'. So is he safe???
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Erik Nagel 6 years ago
Holy sh**, i've seen this movie maybe fifty times, but this is the first time i've realised the shelf! Prove that this is the movie with the most jokes per minute!
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Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
I'd like a copy of Box Lunch. You know what, I'll take one of everything from that section.
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Turd Ferguson 6 years ago
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess? Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours. Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?
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Rob Chapman 6 years ago
Not a chance. And, you notice the "Striker/strike her"" joke is missing from this list. You know the one. I guess Bored Panda didn't want to trigger anyone.
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Mica Fiverline 6 years ago
That movie is such a classic!!! And Leslie Nielsen, oh man, the world is a dimmer place for having lost him... I always watch his movies and no matter how often I see them, they always make me laugh!
Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
"Bad news... the fog's getting thicker..." "And Leon's getting laaaaaaaarger!"
Rob Chapman 6 years ago
Not a chance. And, you notice the "Striker/strike her"" joke is missing from this list. You know the one. I guess Bored Panda didn't want to trigger anyone.
Load More Replies... Mica Fiverline 6 years ago
That movie is such a classic!!! And Leslie Nielsen, oh man, the world is a dimmer place for having lost him... I always watch his movies and no matter how often I see them, they always make me laugh!
Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
"Bad news... the fog's getting thicker..." "And Leon's getting laaaaaaaarger!"
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