Airplane! is widely considered one of the funniest comedy movies of all time. It's is a fast-paced comic parody of the very popular disaster movies of the 1970s (Airport, The Poseidon Adventure) and the clever jokes are completely and utterly over the top. However, nearly 40 years have passed since this comedy gold film was released, so you might've forgotten the scenes and the good humor that had you rolling on the ground. And even though it's impossible to cover all of those dark humor skits, Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of the best jokes in the hilariously funny movie to refresh your memory. And if you'll want to rewatch the movie after going through them, feel free to fire it up on Amazon Prime Video.

#1

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Kai
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm taking a plane in 2 weeks. I'll use this hahaha

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Randy Dhuyvetter
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nuns' lives: much more exciting than we imagined.

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Lyop
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah!! I remember this! He could never drink anything properly, LMAO!!

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Dilly Millandry
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor guy was driven nearly insane by Ted's back-story which is why he was going to set fire to himself... then thinks he is safe because Ted is going to the 'little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit'. So is he safe???

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Ryo Bakura
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The delivery of all the ridiculousness in this movie is immaculate.

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Peter Roberts
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And if I don’t what’s Donna gonna do about it?

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Erik Nagel
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holy sh**, i've seen this movie maybe fifty times, but this is the first time i've realised the shelf! Prove that this is the movie with the most jokes per minute!

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HANS
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like she's got a stable relationship.

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Ryo Bakura
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd like a copy of Box Lunch. You know what, I'll take one of everything from that section.

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Laugh Fan
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still use this a lot in my family...

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Turd Ferguson
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess? Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours. Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

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Jenny Blew
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To all males out there - that is a speculum in his hand. Look it up.

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