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"Absolute unit" refers to jokes made on the Internet in which people caption images of large objects or beings with a variation on the phrase, "In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit." I know, this explanation sounds a bit clunky, but it's the best one I came up with. However, I assure you that the pictures are way better than my description of them. Whether it's a 67lb cabbage or a squirrel who has eaten 3 jack-o'-lanterns, I bet you didn't even know things can get so huge! Eventually, the meme got so popular, it even spawned a subreddit of the same name. And it's an absolute unit. Here are some of its top posts.

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The Ardennes Is One Of The Oldest Breeds Of Draft Horse, Dating Back To Ancient Rome

The Ardennes Is One Of The Oldest Breeds Of Draft Horse, Dating Back To Ancient Rome

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Internet meme database 'Know Your Meme' considers 2017 to be the origin of 'absolute unit'. Then, Twitter user @mrreptoid uploaded a picture of British hotelier David Morgan-Hewitt posing with the Queen of England and captioned it "In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit," referring to Morgan-Hewitt. The tweet gained over 3,500 retweets and 13,000 likes but the account it was shared from eventually got suspended for unknown reasons.

The meme really took off on April 9th, 2018, when The Museum of English Rural Life tweeted a photograph of a ram along with the caption "Look at this absolute unit". Within 72 hours, the tweet, which was submitted by the museum's program manager Adam Koszary, accumulated over 98,000 likes and 27,600 retweets.

The following day, the museum posted a follow-up tweet, featuring a photograph of a pink index card containing information about the ram. Then, on April 10th, The Museum of English Rural Life published an article titled "The History Behind an Absolute Unit," which provided additional information about the ram.

A week later, MIT Technology Review tweeted an article about the world's biggest airplane calling it an "absolute unit" and Elon Musk responded by saying, "I'm an absolute unit too" with a picture of the before-mentioned Museum of English Rural Life ram picture. His response gained over 6,000 retweets and 60,400 likes in just a single day, cementing 'absolute unit' in Internet history.

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Interestingly, that same day, Twitter user @Bryson_M dared Musk by saying, "Make this your profile pic" and the business magnate almost immediately changed his profile picture to the ram, adding the words "absolūt unit" in his bio. After noticing the change, The Museum of English Rural Life changed their profile picture to Elon Musk and renamed its account to The Muskeum of Elonglish Rural Life. To top it all off, Elon Musk has reportedly hired Koszary, the man responsible for the viral tweet about a giant sheep, to be Tesla’s social media manager.

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Riley Howell, 21. The Absolute Unit That Tackled The Uncc Shooter And Tragically Lost His Life

Riley Howell, 21. The Absolute Unit That Tackled The Uncc Shooter And Tragically Lost His Life

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A Bad Dog Owner Dumped This Wolfdog At A Kill Shelter When He Got Too Big And Too Much To Handle. Luckily A Sanctuary Took Him, Instead And Saved His Life! His Dna Testing Came Back As 87.5 % Gray Wolf, 8.6 % Siberian Husky, And 3.9 % German Shepherd

A Bad Dog Owner Dumped This Wolfdog At A Kill Shelter When He Got Too Big And Too Much To Handle. Luckily A Sanctuary Took Him, Instead And Saved His Life! His Dna Testing Came Back As 87.5 % Gray Wolf, 8.6 % Siberian Husky, And 3.9 % German Shepherd

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The dog they tell you to beware of. But it's sooooo cute. Thank the gods it is safe now. 🖤

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Monika Soffronow
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is not a dog. It is an oversized wolf, albeit with a little bit of dog DNA. "You cannot socialize a hybrid into being a dog that just looks a lot or a little like a wolf." https://blog.dogsbite.org/2018/04/fatal-wolf-hybrid-attacks-archival.html

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Sarah
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For some reason, when I saw this I thought: How big is his poo? I mean, regular dog poo can be pretty big, but this guy's ginormous! His poo has to be really big.

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Candy Rae
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Regular people shouldnt own wolf dogs. Obviously couldnt handle it.

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Monika Soffronow
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NO one should own one. They should not be bred. Period. "The wolf is neophobic -- afraid of novel things, including non-familiar wolves." "Humans are irrelevant in the world of the wolf except for the threat we represent to it. None of its faculties are adapted to interacting with us as friends." https://nonlineardogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/What-you-need-to-know-about-wolf-dog-hybrids-04-2018.pdf

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Monika Soffronow
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

UNPREDICTABLE. "More and more research shows that the domestic dog did not descend from the wolf. Rather, they are two separate species that share a prehistoric ancestor." https://nonlineardogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/What-you-need-to-know-about-wolf-dog-hybrids-04-2018.pdf

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Monika Soffronow
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

" it’s important to understand that the breeding of these hybrids is a serious problem for wolves, dogs and the hybrids too. Literally the only purposes served by breeding hybrids are the fleeting vanity of a casual consumer and the financial interests of breeders." https://nonlineardogs.com/analytical-papers/what-you-need-to-know-about-wolf-dog-hybrids/

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Monika Soffronow
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"In light of (...) emotional arguments, it’s important to understand that the breeding of these hybrids is a serious problem for wolves, dogs and the hybrids too." https://nonlineardogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/What-you-need-to-know-about-wolf-dog-hybrids-04-2018.pdf

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

" If you do what’s necessary to make keeping a hybrid bearable for yourself and safe for your neighborhood -- mostly confining and isolating it -- the hybrid will be living an unhappy life, despite the huge amount of work it means for you and even if you manage to keep it up for ten or twelve years. If you don’t do these things -- confine and isolate -- you are putting yourself, your guests and neighbors, other pets, and your own children at risk. Even if you do your best, a small mistake or oversight can result in tragedy" https://nonlineardogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/What-you-need-to-know-about-wolf-dog-hybrids-04-2018.pdf

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess dumping a living thing at a kill shelter where he doesn't actually have to be there to watch it or hear it die makes it much easier to sleep at night. Thank god somebody stood up and did right for this animal.

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MAKtheknife
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too bad folks think they have to breed these. Glad this fellow is safe.

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Susan Riley
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still doesn't explain where his size came from. (I think there might be a little elephant DNA floating around there somewhere.)

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François Carré
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet the beast of Gévaudan looked very much like that. Luckily this one won't need to feed on young shepherds.

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Anita Marx
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According to the WWF there is no scientific evidence that the hybrids are "a severely heightened risk for infants and young children". You should never leave a dog in a room with babies, infants or toddlers. Always take care.

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Monika Soffronow
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not a dog. This is a wolf with a little bit of dog DNA. Potentially, this is an extremely dangerous animal and should be treated as such. Just because some idiots 'play god' by crossbreeding animals that do not normally breed, does not make this OK. Photos like this may well cause some other fool to get a crossbred wolf as a family pet - and survive to regret it.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"A ‘socialized’ wolf does not grow upto be a domestic dog. It remains a wild animal, just one that has learned to tolerate some humans near it. ‘Habituation’ would be a more accurate term to use" "wolf-dog hybrids are always highly unpredictable" "They are difficult, sometimes impossible, to housetrain" "Given their jaw strength, even what is intended as a corrective or defensive -- not a mangling or killing -- bite can inflict serious or even fatal damage on a human." "They often kill other people’s dogs, sometimes even dogs they know well in their own homes." https://nonlineardogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/What-you-need-to-know-about-wolf-dog-hybrids-04-2018.p

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I met a wolfdog before. he was soooooo sweet. idk why people are scared of them.

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Bellatrix Lestrange
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While some wolf hybrids are docile and non-aggressive, a higher percentage of wolf hybrids are likely to be dangerous and prone to attack humans and other animals. In fact, dog bite statistics show that wolf-dogs hold the sixth position in dog bite fatalities by breed.

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BookWormTeen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cute! With all those big genes no wonder hes big. but wolves are naturaly big too

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Casey B
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because regular shelters do not have the right kind of people trained to handle these powerful animals. When the ordinary person decides to get a wolf hybrid they quickly find out they cannot handle it and instead of taking the time to find the right sanctuary with trained personnel, they just want to get rid of it as soon as possible.

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Monika Soffronow
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is not a dog. It is a hybrid between a wild wolf and a domesticated dog. It remains a wild and unpredictable animal and should, as such, not be bred at all.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Dogs also suffer from the hybrid fad. Many of the matings are forced. Once hybrids are placed and grown up, many will kill dogs they live with or run into during escapes. Hybrid attacks on both humans and animals distort our idea of what dogs are, and the aggressive breeds industry uses hybrid behavior to promote the idea that killing is normal dog behavior. It is not." https://nonlineardogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/What-you-need-to-know-about-wolf-dog-hybrids-04-2018.pdf

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"A woman breeding hybrids had one that was especially affectionate. This male seemed to adore women and babies. One day, the woman tried to exercise dominance over the hybrid. Without any warning signals at all, he lunged and tried to kill her. He bit her repeatedly in the chest, going for her throat. The woman relates, “I shoved my hands down his throat and let him chew on those, and backed out the gate. I was quite certain that if I had fallen, he would have killed me.” She sent the hybrid to another home, where he turned out to be highly aggressive towards women and children. In the end, he was euthanized." (Peter Steinhart’s The Company of Wolves (1995), chapter 8.) https://nonlineardogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/What-you-need-to-know-about-wolf-dog-hybrids-04-2018.pdf

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#9

Absolute Unit Of A Cow, Over 6 Feet Tall

Absolute Unit Of A Cow, Over 6 Feet Tall

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Been Asked To Share My 67lb Cabbage You You Lovely People. Hope You Enjoy And I Think Its Fitting For The Group

Been Asked To Share My 67lb Cabbage You You Lovely People. Hope You Enjoy And I Think Its Fitting For The Group

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope when they asked him to share, they all said "Lettuce see!"

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Chronos, The Titan

Chronos, The Titan

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No wonder Egyptians worshipped them. So much floofff 🖤🖤🖤

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Absolute Unit Fat Fred

Absolute Unit Fat Fred

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Absolute Unit Guarding Lithuanian Declaration Of Independence

Absolute Unit Guarding Lithuanian Declaration Of Independence

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it is the baby "absolut unit baby Brother" who has grown well!

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Hafþór Björnsson (Got The Mountain) Holding A Regular Mug

Hafþór Björnsson (Got The Mountain) Holding A Regular Mug

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He Drinks Chonka Cola

He Drinks Chonka Cola

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#20

Sadie The Squirrel Has Eaten 3 Jack O’lanterns So Far

Sadie The Squirrel Has Eaten 3 Jack O’lanterns So Far

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White House Chef Andre Rush

White House Chef Andre Rush

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I Saw This In My Facebook And Thought It Belonged Here

I Saw This In My Facebook And Thought It Belonged Here

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Rip Patrick, A True Unit

Rip Patrick, A True Unit

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This Cucumber Mistaken For A Watermelon

This Cucumber Mistaken For A Watermelon

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“Shrek" (1994-2011) Was A Merino Sheep From New Zealand. He Escaped And Avoided Shearing For Six Years By Hiding In A Cave

“Shrek" (1994-2011) Was A Merino Sheep From New Zealand. He Escaped And Avoided Shearing For Six Years By Hiding In A Cave

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where are those people who downvoted me when I said a sheep looks like it will make a great sweater?

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The Biggest Mac

The Biggest Mac

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe this man flew economy to get to the Philippines.

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Tony Been Hitting The Gym

Tony Been Hitting The Gym

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It makes me sad when tigers don't get to hunt. Such a big part of their instinct.

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My Absolute Unit Of A Baby Brother. For Reference, My Sister Holding Him Was Four

My Absolute Unit Of A Baby Brother. For Reference, My Sister Holding Him Was Four

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Check Out This Kind Bunbun Consoling My Friend When She Was A Wee Lass

Check Out This Kind Bunbun Consoling My Friend When She Was A Wee Lass

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure if it's consoling when it has her pinned down.

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Ferns Can Be Units Too

Ferns Can Be Units Too

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Bill Gates Sr, The 6’7 Monster

Bill Gates Sr, The 6’7 Monster

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Built To Last. This Is Not Winnie The Pooh

Built To Last. This Is Not Winnie The Pooh

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This Cat-Loving Beard

This Cat-Loving Beard

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Boat Thieving Units

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gonna need a bigger boat. (Aussies should get this one). EDIT: Sorry, I didn’t realise the saying was from the movie Jaws, I was talking about a Jeep ad lol.

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This Mountain Lion Is A Unit

This Mountain Lion Is A Unit

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7'2" Man In An Economy Seat

7'2" Man In An Economy Seat

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Absolute Unit Right Here

Absolute Unit Right Here

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The Size Of This Other Baby

The Size Of This Other Baby

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Here Is Hogarth My Absolute Unit Of A Snail

Here Is Hogarth My Absolute Unit Of A Snail

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The Sheer Size Of This Monitor Lizard Climbing The Gate

The Sheer Size Of This Monitor Lizard Climbing The Gate

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Abso-Friggin-Lute Tires Goddamn

Abso-Friggin-Lute Tires Goddamn

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Double King

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