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No matter if you’re talking about nature, animals, architecture, or food, you can’t deny that the size of something is important. When you spot something ginormous, you stop for a moment and stare, wondering whether what you’re looking at is real or just a weird glitch in the Matrix.

The ‘Absolute Unit’ online community is a mainstay of popular culture and has been amusing the internet for years with photos of things that are larger than normal. We’ve collected some of the community’s freshest jaw-dropping images to share with you. Scroll down to take a look, and be sure to let us know which absolute units made you do a double-take.

#1

Of A Walrus

A massive walrus asleep on a submarine hatch, preventing entry, with a person standing behind it in the background.

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brandyy17
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

his flippers tucked in like hes curled up in a ball while asleep is adorable

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    #2

    Of A Cheese

    A massive block of cheddar cheese with a banana for scale, showcasing an absolute-unit-sized object.

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    Content Wombat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for the correct unit of measurement (banana :-)

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    #3

    Of Trees

    A person walks between towering palm trees, showcasing absolute units of nature's grandeur.

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    Bored Panda wanted to learn about which challenges giant dog breed owners should keep in mind, including health considerations, so we reached out to the team at PDSA, the United Kingdom’s leading vet charity. PDSA Vet Nurse Gemma Renwick was kind enough to walk us through everything and shared some specifics to know before getting Alaskan Malamutes and Great Danes.

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    “We know there are loads of benefits to getting a pet—they’re great for our mental health, provide us with love and company, and can help us stay active. But if you’re just starting to consider filling that pet-shaped hole in your life, there are a few things you’ll need to think about first, especially if you’d like to get a larger breed,” she explained to us in an email, noting that you have to make sure you’re getting the right pet for you and your circumstances.

    “A decision like this can be a bit overwhelming, but PDSA has helpful guides on their website to help you understand the needs of any potential pet. Visit www.pdsa.org.uk/quiz to find out what pet type is right for you. There are also great checklists and advice on preparing for the arrival of new pets, so you don’t forget something vital!”

    Generally, larger dog breeds can cost more to feed, but there are other potentially hidden costs to consider. For instance, some dog walkers might charge more because very large dogs can be unsafe. Meanwhile, grooming costs are also going to be pricier, as is the cost of dog boarding while you’re on holiday.

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    #4

    Of A Husky Next To A Wolf

    A large wolf standing next to a smaller husky under the sunlight, showcasing the contrast between their sizes.

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    #5

    Of Hafpór Björnsson (The Mountain From Game Of Thrones) Is 6'8, 430lbs, With His Father And Grandfather. Look At That Couch!

    Three men in suits standing in an office, showcasing absolute units of style and stature.

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    A C
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Na...couch was from Temu 🤭

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    #6

    Of A Zucchini

    Giant zucchini on floor, two curious corgis looking at it in a room.

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    “You should expect a dog to cost you at least £6,200 but, depending on the breed of the dog, their total cost could be a minimum of £18,800 over their lifetime:

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    1. Small dog breeds: At least £6,200 - £12,000
    2. Medium dog breeds: At least £9,000 - £14,000
    3. Large dog breeds: At least £8,200 - £18,800.”

    According to PDSA, these estimated lifetime costs are the minimum needed to care for a dog and they can vary depending upon their individual size, breed, and longevity. These costs include pet insurance but not vet fees. Insurance costs for giant dog breeds can be bigger. Essentially, bigger animals can require larger doses of medication.

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    “If your pet has an accident or develops a health problem, giant breeds and their associated care can often become more complicated and the cost of caring for them could increase dramatically,” PDSA Vet Nurse Renwick told Bored Panda.

    “Pedigree dogs and cats can be at higher risk of certain breed inherited health problems, which could add to your costs. Sadly, with giant breeds, their average lifespan can be shorter than standard-sized pets, so it’s important to make sure that you keep them at a healthy weight and ensure they stay fit and active, so they live the healthiest life possible.”

    It’s best to research your chosen breed thoroughly before you commit to buying one. You want to be able to meet your new pet’s needs. “Regular vet checks can help you notice any health problems developing, giving your vet the opportunity to treat them early on. Vaccinations are important and help to guard against preventable diseases. Although some booster vaccinations don’t need to be given every year, it’s worth keeping up with annual vet checks.”

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    #7

    Of A Dog

    Enormous black dog standing in a kitchen, illustrating the concept of absolute units things.

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    Mariët
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot overlook the cut up ears, its so stupid and sad

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    #8

    Of A Arctic Hares

    Fluffy arctic hares in the snow, showcasing absolute units of nature.

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    #9

    Of An Alpine Ibex

    Massive goat standing on a rocky hill with a mountain backdrop, exemplifying absolute-units-things.

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a beautiful animal.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, he's definitely posing for the camera.

    My O My
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6-8 bananas. But he definitly knows he looks fabulous

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he's posing for the pic!

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banana for scale?

    Chewie
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Impressive. Most Impressive.

    Ronald Nye
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    View from the side at a distance

    Ronald Nye
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not something to stand in front of.

    Melinda Flick
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd assume this was extreme zoom, but it looks like it's posing for the shot!

    EJN
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not want to headbutt that guy!

    Jenny
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like something out of a fantasy video game.

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He appears to be ready to charge another male in a dominance/mating display.

    Dawn Marie
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need a banana for size please.

    D Nehls
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    banana for scale, please

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's definitely a male. Females do have horns but they are smaller.

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    GREYNOOK
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    11 months ago

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    i like those horns to stick them onto my GATOR 👍🤣

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    PDSA shared some very relevant information about Alaskan Malamutes and Great Danes, two well-known giant dog breeds. Alaskan Malamutes, originally bred to pull sleds, are very popular due to their looks and individual personalities, and they require lots of exercise, space, and attention. People often mistake them for Huskies.

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    “Malamutes are robust dogs who can be great in the right household but unfortunately, like many pure-bred dogs, they are prone to certain health issues associated with their breed. There is currently testing and screening for some of the problems Alaskan Malamutes can have:

    1. Hip Dysplasia – where the hip joints don’t fit together perfectly, which will eventually lead to arthritis. Before breeding, dogs should be screened by X-rays through the BVA/Kennel Club Hip Dysplasia Scheme.
    2. Hypothyroidism – an underactive thyroid, causing problems with weight, skin, and energy levels.
    3. Cataracts – a ‘clouding’ of the lens of the eye affecting vision. Breeding dogs should be screened every year."

    Vet Nurse Renwick also had some fun facts about Alaskan Malamutes to share with Bored Panda. For instance, they can be very vocal. “They may not bark too much, but will happily howl for you,” she said.

    "What’s more, Malamutes have double-coated, super-thick fur that helps them withstand arctic temperatures. “They can be very mischievous which can make them a challenge to train and they like to chew everything.”

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    #10

    Of A Geode

    Giant geode displayed in a warehouse, showcasing an absolute unit of amethyst crystals.

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    #11

    Of A Rubber Duck

    Giant yellow duck in a harbor with cityscape behind, emphasizing absolute units things.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rubber ducky, You're the one. you make bathtime lots of fun...

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    #12

    Of A Blackberries

    Hand holding three large blackberries, showcasing absolute units of the fruit.

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    Meanwhile, Great Danes are a large, working breed that’s loved for its gentle and sweet nature, not just its giant size. “They are an intelligent breed, making them easy to train in the right hands, but are still very playful and love spending time with their family,” PDSA explained to Bored Panda.

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    “They are a very impressive breed due to their size. Although they were originally bred for hunting and later as guard dogs, their loyalty and love for their owners have made them popular family pets. They need plenty of space, so a large house and garden are a must if you’re looking at getting a Great Dane!” Renwick said.

    “Great Danes are considered real gentle giants who have unlimited love and affection for their families. Unfortunately, like so many other pure-bred dogs, they are at risk of certain problems and conditions relating to their breed:

    1. Gastric Dilatation Volvulus (GDV)– this is where the stomach twists. It is an emergency and requires urgent veterinary attention.
    2. Dilated Cardiomyopathy (DCM) – a type of heart disease that means their heart is bigger than it should be and doesn’t function properly.
    3. Eye problems – a range of eye conditions including in-turning or out-turning (entropian/ectropion) of the eyelids, glaucoma, cherry eye, and medial canthus pocketing. There is screening for some of these conditions.
    4. Wobbler Syndrome – where the bones in the neck are unstable and causing their back legs to be weak.”
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    According to PDSA, Great Danes are actually believed to be the largest breed of dog. Technically, they’re classified as a ‘giant breed.’ The tallest dog on record was a Great Dane named Zeus. And if you think that this breed looks familiar, you’re not wrong. One of the most famous Great Danes is Scooby-Doo. The breed was once thought to ward off ghosts and evil spirits, so it makes sense for Scooby to be a Great Dane in the context of his adventures.

    “Great Danes grow really quickly, which means they can look like adult dogs but still in fact be puppy-age,” Renwick said. “Even though they’re so big, Great Danes still see themselves as lap dogs! They’ll often try to sit on their owner’s laps.”


    #13

    Of A Bear

    Massive bear on train tracks, known as "The Boss," highlighting its survival and strength.

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    #14

    Of An Eagle

    Huge bird with an impressive wingspan on a grassy yard, showcasing an absolute unit of things.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember that time Trump was doing a photo-shoot with an eagle and the eagle tried to claw his face off? In six months we are ALL that eagle.

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    #15

    Of A Cabbage

    Elderly woman holding an enormous cabbage in a cozy kitchen, exemplifying absolute units.

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    GREYNOOK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow grandma, that cabbage could feed my family for a month or more ❤👍🤣

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    Phobias are a common anxiety disorder, but they are very varied. Some people live with megalophobia, the intense and irrational fear of large objects

    For example, someone with this specific phobia is going to be scared of being around tall buildings, large statues, mountains, oceans, huge vehicles, big animals, and generally large spaces. They can also feel anxious just thinking of these things or looking at their images. So, for instance, seeing even a photo of a large dog might fill them with a certain amount of dread.

    Life is full of large objects, both natural and human-made, so having megalophobia can make life difficult. You can try to get over this fear by gradually exposing yourself to big things or talking to a therapist who specializes in phobias. Someone with megalophobia who finds themselves around big things can feel intense fear, anxiety, nausea, dizziness, and shortness of breath.

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    #16

    Of A Corgi

    Man taking a mirror selfie, holding an absolute unit of a corgi dog in one arm.

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    #17

    Of A Kangaroo

    Giant kangaroo with a torn ear stands in a park, illustrating the concept of absolute units things.

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    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have to ask: who was brave (or maybe I mean stupid) enough to try and coax that beast onto a set of scales?

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    #18

    Of A Moose

    A massive moose walks through a forest path, showcasing an example of absolute units things.

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    GREYNOOK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah again, this moose, am still scratching my head, if i pass by it, it can just leap over my car just like when i leap over a stick 😫😣

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    It’s very likely that you’ve come across some absolute units on your social media feed without knowing who or what they were. Larger-than-life things are hardly anything new as they’ve been around since ancient history.

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    But absolute units as a specific pop culture idea are 7 years old. The idea is fairly straightforward. People share a photo of a large object or person and then channel their inner British banter with a caption that shows how awed they are by this lad or absolute unit.

    The absolute unit meme is, well, an absolute unit. It is hugely popular. It’s also an example of how one simple phrase can quickly entrench itself into internet culture with a bit of luck and relatability.

    Know Your Meme traces the absolute unit phenomenon all the way back to December 13, 2017, when Twitter (now X) user @mrreptoid shared a photo of British hotelier David Morgan-Hewitt posing with the Queen of England. The internet user titled the photo, “In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.” That tweet went viral and history was in the making.

    #19

    Of A Bumble Bee

    A large bee, an example of absolute units, rests in a person's palm, showing its impressive size.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're actually very nice. Not like those Yellowjackets.

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    #20

    Of A Bamboo

    Person climbing massive bamboo stalks, showcasing absolute-units-things.

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first successfuly minituarized human got lost in the grass and now tries to signal to the lawnmover man.

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    #21

    Of A Pearl

    Massive 34kg pearl found by fisherman, an example of absolute units things on scale, valued at $100 million.

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    The absolute unit meme spread like wildfire after that, as people started retweeting the original image or sharing their own photos of large objects and people. Some notable people who contributed to the virality of the meme include journalist David Roth and entrepreneur Elon Musk.

    MIT Technology Review’s tweet about an article about the world’s biggest airplane described it as an “absolute unit.” Musk commented underneath by attaching a photo of a huge ram and a comment about how it was “an absolute unit too.” The ram was a photo that had previously gone viral after being shared by The Museum of English Rural Life, which had also said the animal was an absolute unit.

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    Musk later even temporarily changed his profile photo to the giant ram. Meanwhile, the curator of The Museum of English Rural Life then changed its account’s profile pic to Musk’s and its name to The Muskeum of Elonglish Rural Life. The curator of that account, Adam Koszary, who had published the photo of the big ram, was then allegedly hired by Musk to be a social media manager at Tesla, the automotive company.

    #22

    Of Baobab Trees

    Person walking among absolute units of giant baobab trees on a misty dirt road.

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    #23

    Of A Wine Barrel

    A person standing next to an absolute unit of a massive wine barrel inside a historic cellar.

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is on public view at Heidelberg Castle in Heidelberg, Germany.

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    The ‘Absolute Unit’ subreddit was founded 7 years ago, in early 2018. The online group is going strong to this very day. It ranks among the top 1% of all communities on Reddit by size and boasts a whopping 1.8 million members from around the globe. The moderators running the sub have even created a helpful wiki to help people understand what absolute units are better.

    The moderators explain that they’re mainly looking for people to post photos of animals. However, they’re also happy to accept images featuring giant examples of food, statues, and items. However, even if all of these pics are shared in the name of fun, the community steers clear of controversial posts. Fat-shaming photos and harassment are strictly forbidden.

    #25

    Of A Cabinet

    Ornate, large wooden wardrobe showcasing intricate carvings, exemplifying absolute units things.

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    Pyla
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that falls on you, you get Rococo’d to death (because, you’ll be praying for Victorian Revival)

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    #26

    Of A Chonky Squirrel

    Large fluffy squirrel on a wooden deck surrounded by seeds, showcasing absolute-units-things.

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    A C
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he's been eating nuts...contained in Snickers bars 😄

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    #27

    Of The Kidney Stones

    Gloved hand holding a large calcium oxalate stone, an absolute unit notable for its unusual size and texture.

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    Just stopping by
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My goodness I know that must've been so painful😖

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    For instance, if you want to post photos of other people, keep in mind that you can only share ones of public figures, and they have to be large in stature (not just fat). You’re also not allowed to share photos of female bodybuilders.

    Meanwhile, take the time to get to know what other members of the subreddit have already posted. Don’t share photos that have already been (re)shared within the last 2 months. Also, avoid reposting the top 50 images of all time. And when sharing pics, start the post title with the word “of.” As in, the thing you’re sharing is an absolute unit “of [name of the thing].”

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    #28

    Of A Goat

    Man with a large goat, showcasing absolute units, in a fenced outdoor setting.

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    Sara Frazer
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not know that they could be so large!

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    #29

    Of Bread

    Massive loaves of bread displayed on a table at an outdoor market, exemplifying absolute-units-things.

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    GREYNOOK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wao them breads, giants would be happy with the baker !

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    #30

    Of A Lizard

    Lizard on wood with exaggerated muscles as an absolute unit, showcasing strength in cartoon style.

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    GREYNOOK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those heavy weight limbs resemble THE ROCK hands 🤣

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    Which of these photos impressed you the most? Which absolute units genuinely made you stop scrolling because you couldn’t believe how large the thing was?

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    What is the biggest or smallest animal that you’ve seen in your life? Have you seen any absolute units today? If you have a spare moment, share your thoughts in the comments, at the bottom of this post.

    #32

    Of A Carrot 🥕

    An oversized carrot, an example of absolute units things, next to a Guinness glass on a wooden board.

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    #33

    Of A Deep Sea Wolf Eel

    Fisherman in orange gear holding an absolute unit of a large fish on a boat.

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    TXT_
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send that back to where it came from..........

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    #34

    Of A Moth

    A giant moth resting on a person's hand, showcasing the concept of absolute units in nature.

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will finally shut the lambs up for good.

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    #35

    Of The Originator Of Every Pancake

    Large pancake baked in a rice cooker on a tray, showcasing an absolute unit.

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    #36

    Of A Shark

    Round bull shark swimming underwater, described as an absolute unit, weighing closer to 600 pounds.

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    Lyop
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruce, I thought we agreed that fish were friends, not food!

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    #39

    Of A Bunch Of 🍇

    Gigantic cluster of grapes hanging from a market stall, showcasing an absolute-unit size.

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    Sammmmmmm
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not a bunch of grapes. It is a bunch of bunches of bunches of grapes.

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    #40

    Of A Huge White-Bellied Sea Eagle

    Woman smiling next to a large bird, showcasing the concept of absolute units in nature.

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    GREYNOOK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn that eagle's beak, could reap the brains out of the skull 🤣😫👍

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    #41

    Of A Guard

    Group of people in a room observing an exhibit, featuring an absolute unit of a security guard standing watch.

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And this room is dedicated to the life of Oleg, the strongest human being ever. When he was only three he already stopped a train with only one hand: he waved with his hand and the train stopped."

    #42

    Of A Slug

    A massive black slug next to a human hand, illustrating an absolute unit of size comparison.

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    #43

    Of A Bee

    Chonky bumblebee resting on a windowsill, showcasing its large size.

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    René Sauer
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " I am a gyrating, pollinating son of a bee. I am an essential worker ecologically. "

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    #44

    Of A Preserved Blue Whale Heart - Weighing 440 Pounds

    Giant model of a heart displayed in an industrial setting, highlighting absolute units of things.

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    Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ever there was a banana needed for scale... !

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    #45

    Of A Load Of Carrots

    Overloaded truck carrying absolute units of carrots stacked high.

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    Pyla
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fits the Venn diagram intersection of “extremely satisfying

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    #46

    Of My New Glasses (-17 Prescription)

    Close-up of a person with glasses in a car.

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    TXT_
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to know how the person's vision is without the glasses

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    #48

    Of Komodo Dragon

    Large lizard sprawled on the floor, showcasing its massive tail and body in the sunlight, epitomizing absolute units.

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    #49

    Of An Allen Wrench

    Hand holding an absolute unit of a metal L-shaped tool in a workshop.

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    Legendbird
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how IKEA assembles their stores. Trust me. I'm Swedish, and we all get the instructions in case we're needed to build one.

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    #50

    Of The Italian Defense Minister

    A tall man in a blue suit walking with a group, highlighting absolute units things in a formal setting.

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he could single-handedly defend the country.

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    #51

    Of A Monk

    A monk in orange robes, showcasing absolute units of muscle, serves food on the floor.

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    ZGutr
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both arms or just the one (asking for a friend)

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    #52

    Of A 6 Month Old King Pinguin Name Pesto

    Fluffy penguin chick standing on snow, an example of absolute-units-things.

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    #53

    Of A Dog

    A man sitting on a couch with an absolute unit of a large dog resting on his lap.

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    #54

    Of A Bear

    Alt text: "Short-faced bear model towering over four people, illustrating absolute units things in prehistoric size comparison."

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    Black Cat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If i saw this I'd faint and then hopefully it would leave me alone.

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    #55

    Of A Cheeks

    Trumpet player with puffed cheeks in a plaid jacket, showcasing absolute units things in music performance.

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    Sara Frazer
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one and only Dizzy Gillespie. I almost named my cat after him (a tuxedo with a perfect moustache and goatee) because in his younger days Dizzy had a perfect moustache and goatee. But alas I named my cat after Thelonious Monk. But now we just call him the nickname Ceecee anyway

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    #56

    Of A Bar Tab

    Receipt showing a bill totaling $167,764.50 for drinks, highlighting absolute units things.

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    Damned_Cat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of that money and the venue still charged $30 for "Unmet minimum"? Wow.

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    #57

    Of A Nail

    A large rock embedded in a car tire, showcasing an absolute unit lodged in the wheel.

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    Simeon Nevel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a nail, it's a railroad spike

    #58

    Of An Eyebrow

    Man with thick eyebrows and serious expression exemplifies absolute-units-things.

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    #60

    Of Police Force

    Group of uniformed officers posing with a civilian, showcasing absolute units in front of a Franciscan Health banner.

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    #61

    Of A Hat

    A person in a fast-food restaurant wearing an oversized hat, illustrating the concept of absolute units.

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    René Sauer
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmerdome!"

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    #62

    Of A Stick

    Person standing beside an impressively tall stick on a dark beach, showcasing an absolute unit of nature.

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put it down quick. The Grim Reaper will come back for it.

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    #63

    Of A Wallet My Coworker Has

    Two large, overstuffed wallets on a black table, illustrating absolute units in everyday things.

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    Farnzy
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor guys spine has gotta be all jacked up from sitting on that and carrying it around! Just get a purse already!

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    #64

    Of A Grill

    Van towing a massive green ceramic grill on a trailer, showcasing absolute units things.

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    #65

    Of A Horse Used In A Mine

    Miners with a large horse in an underground tunnel, showcasing absolute units.

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    #66

    Of A Beard

    Heavily tattooed man with an enormous beard taking a selfie, representing absolute-units-things.

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    #67

    Of A Sliced Bread

    Horizontally cut bread on paper plates, an example of absolute-units-things humor.

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    #68

    Of A Funyun

    A large chip alongside two onion rings on a table, demonstrating absolute-units-things in snack sizes.

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    #69

    Of A Absolute Unit Of A House

    Large brick mansion with multiple garages and expansive layout, showcasing absolute-units-things.

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    Damned_Cat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they can't afford to water the lawn

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    #70

    Of A Spider Plushy

    Giant stuffed spider occupying an entire room, showcasing absolute-units-things.

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