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Friendships are built through the actions we take and the words we speak. When we don’t know what to do, the bro code comes to the rescue. While not internationally recognized (yet) by organizations like the United Nations, it’s universally known and respected. Bro code rules are simple to follow because they are quite logical. Think of them as etiquette rules that help us create friendships and grow them.
Popularized by How I Met Your Mother, it has leaked into real life to become an important part of modern bro culture. If you’ve ever wondered what the Bro code is and why we should follow it, the answer is pretty simple. When you want to have a true friendship with someone, no matter the gender, this code can act as a guide. The rules are easy to follow, like “don’t embarrass your friends around their crush.” The point is to be the best bro for your female or male friend.
Code of Bro is the key to happiness, so it is vital (not really) to know it as best as we can. User Hour-Employee9716 decided to ask a question on the Askmen subreddit — “What is a bro code that you think should be followed internationally?” With so many answers to choose from, we have compiled some of the best ones in the list below. Some of them might be more accepted than others, so be sure to upvote them. On the other hand, if you have a rule of your own, be sure to share it in the comments below.
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#1
"If a dude has had enough to drink, don't keep offering him more."
DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago
I'm usually the designated driver and I keep track so when I realize things are at the limit...I make eye contact and tap my watch...and they know it's time to wrap it up.
Nameless_User 2 years ago
And remember, your fragile masculinity is dependent on your drinking abilities. ;)
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#2
"The last slice of pizza goes to the bro who paid for it."
#3
Elastichedgehog said: "If your homie wants to talk about their feelings, listen to them. Normalise men being open about their emotions, god dammit!" Gongaloon replied: "And don't use the stuff they told you about against them later."
DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago
NEVER "use the stuff they told you about against them"...which is one of the reasons I don't share easily.
#4
"Never be funnier around a bro who is trying to impress his crush."
Beverly Lodge 2 years ago
Lol the key word is "try" - never TRY to be. We can see past that dumb stuff anyway, so maybe let it happen. But yeah, d*ck move.
Andrew Bowman 2 years ago
Can't abide the stupidity in the comments on this one. Don't prop-up a fool. If he thinks he's funny and he's not, don't laugh at him; you're only helping him sell the lie.
#5
"If you see a bro hitting on a chick who is not interested, you should tell him she isn't interested just in case he didn't notice."
Phantom Phoenix 2 years ago
Allowing (by inaction) a bro to be a d!ck, is NOT being a good bro.
Andrew Bowman 2 years ago
I mean... You're not wrong. While it is often hilarious to watch the a*****e realize his mistake, it's really in everyone's best interest to put the truth where it needs to be.
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Thegoodboi 2 years ago
You have to be careful with that one, some bros would throw a tantrum and think you're trying to steal "His" chick..
Andrew Bowman 2 years ago
And that's okay too. I mean it's not, but it tells everybody in the room exactly what kind if "man" he is, so you're still doing the right thing.
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Bigram03 said: "Be cool to our female bros." adazedherring replied: "Especially in video games. Just because they can't see you doesn't mean you can be a d*ck."
Hoody Hoo 2 years ago
Amen. As the prophets said, "Be excellent to each other!"
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Sarah Marie 2 years ago
i love being underestimated when i play. then all the s**t talking afterwards lol i been called all types of nasty things but i got thick skin amd have no problem giving it right back. bros: dont get mad if ya get beat by a chick. we are gamers too
#7
"If your bro lets you borrow his car/truck fill his tank before returning it."
2CentSally 2 years ago
Or not full up the tank all the way. Just enough to cover what you used. But pizza is always good too
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Frank Miller 2 years ago
Always return things in better shape than they were in when you borrowed them.
#8
MikeLanglois said: "That the bro code has no age limits. Little bros to senior bros, everyone gets respect." DroopyPenguin95 replied: "It is therefore our duty as senior bros to teach the junior bros about the bro code."
#9
"Don’t embarrass another guy just to impress a girl."
careless camel 2 years ago
This happened to a friend of mine, this guy kept trying to embarrass him in front of some girls. He had the last laugh though after he had lifted up like a ragdoll to shut him up
#10
Verano_Zombie said: "If he calls you and says he needs help, or he's feeling down, you rush to his side. No questions asked." MayonaiseH0B0 replied: "We’re taught so often to not show emotion saying “I’m feeling down” is basically saying “dude I’m at rock bottom and don’t know what to do”."
Joe Hurd 2 years ago
I've had bro's see me cry at some of bottom points and never heard anything about it afterwards
Kevin Felton 2 years ago
I can't agree with the second comment more. 90% of guys won't say anything until it's almost too late. If a guy says they feel that way there's a good chance he's listening to Coldplay while "cleaning his gun".
Laurie Griffin - Horsley 2 years ago
..and there is NO shame in a bro crying. If anybody is ever negative toward you for it, it's on them not you. Crying is a natural human release of emotion.
#11
"Don't get into any type of business with your bro. Money changes every relationship."
DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago
I turned down a business opportunity with a best friend about 10 years ago. He's very successful now but I don't regret it for a second, I'm very happy for him. (I saw what happened with him and another friend who became enemies after business).
#12
"Hype up your guy when you're around the gal he likes. Don't put him down even if it's jokes."
Paulo Freitas 2 years ago
Only if he deserves it, if he's a twat ( womanizer or a cheater ) hell no.
Andrew Bowman 2 years ago
How about... don't behave differently just because there are women around.
Katie Howerton 2 years ago
I'd prefer to know if the guy is a cheater, womanizer, or abusive. Just say it straight out. I'd prefer to not waste my time, energy, and possibly get physically harmed by someone because they're looking out for their friend
#13
"Bro hugs should be more encouraged tbh."
That guy Nic B. 2 years ago
My friend found out his dog who has been with him since birth has a terminal illness, I gave him a hug cause he was going to burst and one of the guys with us and the homies said GAY! No one approved and didn’t talk to him for the rest of the day.
careless camel 2 years ago
Bro hugs were extremely common in my high school. Legitimately every corner you turned, there were bros hugging it out like there was no tomorrow. It was nice to see.
FlatEarf 2 years ago
...Except for straight guys that don't find it hot, if they do they usually are a little less straight than expected
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My best friend adopted a group of guys as our friends and it's so refreshing to see them hug and be real with each other and with us.
#14
"You treat your friend's sister as your sister."
Sonja 2 years ago
I really don't like this. The only person to decide if they want a relationship with each other are the people having the relationship. Brothers and fathers have no say.
Jill Sadler 2 years ago
I dont think its meant like that. I think it just means look out for her.
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Beverly Lodge 2 years ago
That's a stupid comment. I've literally never said that and don't care if I get banned. "Bros consent" isn't a ticket to eff her. It's the way you treat her, idiot.
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Andrew Bowman 2 years ago
No. Treat every woman as your sister. We're all in this together, regardless of gender.
Precious Cooper 2 years ago
I actually like this if said sister is on board. That's means looking out for her even when her brother isn't around
Paul Sanders 2 years ago
I'm mean, unless she wants to bone. You're 'brother doesn't own anyone
Alfredo Contreras 2 years ago
No, it's like Chandler and Monica and Ross, if my sister is a good woman and can be the person my Bro deserve to make him happy (and he is a good person too of course) yes I can accept that she takes care of my bro
Luke Lefrancois 2 years ago
Never date a friend's sister, if it doesn't go well you lose a gf AND a bro
Cassandra Wee 2 years ago
Not really true. My brother has a mate and I dated my brothers mate for 7yrs, now we all are good mates
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#15
"Don't disrespect a man's home (or a woman's for that matter). If you're a guest in someone else's home, then you give it the respect as if you're visiting royalty in a castle. Do they disrespect you? Politely leave and deal with it later."
Keith Parlee 2 years ago
Friend: can I grab a beer? Best friend: I'll get my own beer, want one? Bro: I grabbed some beers, here's yours.
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Jon Hodges 2 years ago
I've only ever banned 1 person from my card table, and it was for blatant disrespect. D******d.
Apatheist Account2 2 years ago
Sadly, not everyone respects royalty. They should though: by an oversight, I saw the note addressed to the local postmaster about delivering a 100th birthday card on time. Trust me, you do not want to get on the wrong side of the palace.
#16
"Bros don't let other bros stay toxic. Talk to your friends when they do something sh*tty. They respect you and they'll listen to you. An awkward conversation is worth improving both your lives."
That guy Nic B. 2 years ago
This one bro still doesn't get it, I can’t get rid of him because he is nice to everyone else but me
Andrew Bowman 2 years ago
Yeah... Half the rules before this one are rooted in said toxicity, so... not wrong but also not genuine.
#17
SausigBoi said: "When in the bathroom and you are peeing, leave 1 urinal between us. Don't pee right next to me." user No. 2 replied: "Not only that, if there are five (A, B, C, D, E) and I'm using A, don't use D to force the third guy to choose who to pi*s next to. Use C or E so the third person can have their privacy too without it being awkward." flourpowerhour replied: "Even more specifically I think the most bodacious order would be A, E, C."
Thegoodboi 2 years ago
If a stall is in use do not look through the cracks (probably only applies in the US because of the grand canyon cracks they leave between the doors)
DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago
If there are three and the two ends are in use...I wait. Unless the spacing is large then fine.
Shawn Matalino 2 years ago
I thought this was coded into our DNA? Who doesn't do A E C in the men's room?
David Green 2 years ago
And never go straight to C if the place is empty. This is just too cocky by half. Also, be quick, such that the long line for the ladies has not moved forward in the time you have been and gone.
Andrew Bowman 2 years ago
Agreed. As much as I hate to admit it, there is a certain amount of pride regarding that phenomenon. HOWEVER: WASH YOU M***********G HANDS! I don't care. Whatever your excuse is, unless lives are at stake, you take one full minute to wash your goddamn hands.
Load More Replies... FlatEarf 2 years ago
Everyone, you never use the urinal next to a man, and you never talk in the bathroom
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emin kılıçaslan 2 years ago
Actually the most bodacious order would be A, A, A. The more the merrier
#18
Faezan said: "Protect your bro’s dignity even when he is not around." Boondock_Bandit replied: "Especially when he's not around. Imagine how touched a bro would feel to find out you're fighting his battles even in his absence. Plus, word travels, and people tend to distance themselves from shady individuals."
DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago
I fully agree, unless he was being a d**k to someone then you tell him about it to correct it.
Hoody Hoo 2 years ago
This goes unnoticed too much. The old take them aside and point out their dickishness can be a lifesaver.
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"Don't throw shade on a man in front of his crush."
anon panda 2 years ago
Criticize in private, praise in public. If you have no praise, don't say anything
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"If a Fist is outstretched, You need to give the Bump."
David Green 2 years ago
If a fist is outstretched at speed, take evasive action and retire to a safe distance, unless sparing.
Thegoodboi 2 years ago
In the right situation, I tried to give my wife dabs and she just stared at my fist..
Andrew Bowman 2 years ago
No. No you don't. Give props where props are due, not anytime they are requested.
#21
TylerTwillus said: "If a bro has something (food) on his face, notify him so it isn't there all day." user No. 2 replied: "Or anything about his appearance that could make him look bad to a girl or superior. I once pulled a bro aside and told him his fly was down. It was super awkward and I expected a jab like him asking why I was looking. I was going to say I was just looking out for a bro like I'd want to be looked out for, but he just thanked me and we never spoke of it again."
Paulo Freitas 2 years ago
Dude, if Im walking on a street and another dudes comes to me and warns me my fly is Open, i Will thank him for warning me, Im not gonna go full moron and ask him why was he looking at it.
Jack Harris 2 years ago
That's something I've always discretely done. I mean, I'd want a dude to tell me before a lady felt like SHE had to, ya know? But lemme tell ya about the best "your zippers down" story. I worked with a guy for a few years before he got transferred that was an absolute DIIIIIICK. He was in his 20's (younger than I am), and a tiny guy. Maybe 5'3", 5'4", and just, I mean, uncalled for rude all the time. I'd asked him a question one day and he gave me a condescending 'holier than thou' answer. I stood there, let him finish pontificating 🙄, after he was done, I said "alrighty, thanks for the info. Your zippers down", then I winked at him and left the room.
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FlatEarf 2 years ago
Bro code is so much more than that, it's a way among men that goes much deeper than common sense
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Stephanie 2 years ago
I say XYZ to men or women. I think they all would like to know. I hope the men I've said it to didn't feel emasculated.
Load More Replies... David Green 2 years ago
Years ago I drew a bro's attention to the fact that he was low flying, and he just said "it pays to advertise". Hopefully, we are living in more enlightened times.
#22
"Do not abandon your bros because you are in a relationship."
Firstname Lastname 2 years ago
I've told my mate straight up, "you are a priority, but you aren't the only priority." Had to dump someone once because they didn't understand I want to have friends too.
Ugh_What_Now 2 years ago
Do not blame your partner for "making you cancel" your plans when it's really you canceling... therefore making your bros dislike said partner... just because you don't want to fess up to wanting to spoon and watch Disney movies.
Atomic Playz 2 years ago
Yeah, my friend left me because they were in a relationship and when their partner broke up with them, we tried to get back together, but we were never the same...
#23
"If another dude's head nods to you, always respond in kind."
Illicit 2 years ago
Nodding down (tipping a hat) is acknowledging the person "I see you", while nodding up is an actual greeting "hey, what's up". These are established things.
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#24
getridofwires said: "If you borrow a tool, bring it the fu*k back in a timely fashion." SurpriseOnly replied: "In as good or better condition."
DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago
If I borrow tools, I always clean and service the tool before returning it. I've lent tools and have received them in a broken state so many times that now I just say no.
#25
not_funny_just_mean said: "If two bros got eyes for the same girl/guy/whomever, then neither of them jumps for it." nopeimdumb replied: "My crew always went with the rule of respecting the lady's choice." whatdoesninemean replied: "I appreciate your inclusion, sir."
Luke Lefrancois 2 years ago
Not my bros. Once she's been with one of us, she can never be with another of us
Load More Replies... Ugh_What_Now 2 years ago
2nd bro is correct bro. Women are perfectly capable of making choices TYVM... we're not the last piece of pizza, quit calling dibs, or playing rock paper scissors, then waddling off complaining about how "nobody ever wants a nice guy".
nick patterson 2 years ago
Would you rather have 4 dudes run up on you at once? Someone has to make the first move (since 99% of the time men move first) so you need some sort of management. We can't all shout at once.
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"Any man willing to go toe to toe with you deserves your respect, win or lose. At least he had the balls to stand up for himself."
Anthony Vendetti 2 years ago
I disagree. Anybody willing to throw hands over disagreements is not a bro. Bros solve problems with open communication, not fists.
Paul Sanders 2 years ago
This. Unless you're still children. My birth brothers and I beat the p**s out of each other but learned so real lessons as teens.
Load More Replies... Beverly Lodge 2 years ago
A guy tried to fight me at a bar because none of the woman (or me) would kiss him. His friends tried to calm him down but he followed us all night. I got drunk eventually and asked him if he ever had his a*s kicked by a girl before. Long story sort, I was 100lbs and won. He didn't respect me. He lost.
Charlie Tulloch 2 years ago
The weak new gen has cancelled the first fight...that will come back to bite them...can't even protect yourselves.your karate won't help you in a street fight too much there cha chi
FlatEarf 2 years ago
This new generation is so busy getting upset and canceling things for no reason, they won't be able to defend their family if they have to, they will expect others to do it
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agentup said: "When your bro is telling a story don’t correct him just go with it. Stories aren’t meant to be factual they’re meant to entertain." Wring159 replied: "Learned that the hard way, lost all my friends 'cause I kept correcting them."
David Green 2 years ago
Wring159, did you really lose all your friends that way, or are you trying to trick us into being bad bros?
Slava Luchianov 2 years ago
The bro's story ain't supposed to be factual 🙂
Load More Replies... Thegoodboi 2 years ago
I don't like fact checking my good friends. If they caught a fish 20 bananas in length then I let them have their moment even though I was there and it was barely a banana...
#28
User No. 1 said: "Player 1 is the person who owns the console." Zibani replied: "Correction: the owner of the console gets all right to choose what player they are. Player 1 is the most coveted position except for in cases where characters are locked to specific player numbers."
SH Holmes 2 years ago
Did someone use your custom controller? What kind of person does that?
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LifeGoesOn-ForSome said: "If a bro is moving, help your bro move. If you’re the bro moving, provide brewskis." ahhter replied: "Not limited to moving. If bros are coming over - provide beer. If you're going over to visit bro - bring beer."
MygrandsonscallmeNia 2 years ago
I buy, food, drinks, and pay those who help me move. It's a hard job, and those who help, need to be taken care of.
#30
"If you must take a nasty dump in your bro's house use air freshener if available, open a window if possible, and ALWAYS warn said bro of the foulness."
Andrew Bowman 2 years ago
I appreciate this begins with "if you must." Because in general: don't. But if you must, don't try to hide it and don't be cute about it. Do what you gotta do, and be considerate about it.
Ugh_What_Now 2 years ago
It's called a courtesy flush bros... why do women only seem to know about this? 🤣
FlatEarf 2 years ago
Stop acting like men are evil and stupid and don't know anything, you can't flush smell away
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#31
MrJabbaDaHut said: 'Don't play with another man's legos." UselesOpinion replied: "Don’t play with another Bros’ Legos without permission."
fair_weather_rose 2 years ago
Yup. Except with actual brothers. Ever since mine moved out, his legos are MINE!
Joe Hurd 2 years ago
My brother and I used to build together and then go Godzilla on everything together
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NO ONE TOUCHES MY COLLECTION (when I was younger i let some bros take apart a vintage set to build something c**p, I did it to be nice, that set is now over 300 dollars)
MygrandsonscallmeNia 2 years ago
My grandsons, got 7 sets for Christmas. I'm the only one that will build them... I wish someone would just come over, and build them all. Just knock on my door, when I open it, say; LEGO 's? I will point in the direction. Because, I was building Evee from Pokemon, it took an hour and a half just to build the head. I start the body, I seen, I put in the wrong part. As I was beginning to fix it, it just blew apart!! It's been sitting there since 12/27. Yes, I will get over being mad, and finish it, one day...
#32
SMLjefe said: "Never make a joke about something a person has no control over. Ex. Being short." ok_cool_got_it replied: "Guilty of this one." adazedherring replied: "Thanks for recognizing it, you need to eventually do better, we've all been there."
Jon Hodges 2 years ago
Disagree. But only if they're generally comfortable about it. Don't be a douche. "I'm too lazy to do X" "No you're just a fatass. Get on your shoes."
Robert Trebor 2 years ago
When people call me Too Tall (198cm), I tell them that if I was any shorter my feet wouldn't reach the ground. Causes their brains to fizz.
microwaved mcdonalds fries 2 years ago
i "bully" my friends all the time but its all in good humor- theyre fine with it and they do it back to me and im fine with it
Luke Lefrancois 2 years ago
Disagree, some of the best back and forth I have ever had were with a short friend of mine. Kept calling him every short joke I knew, and he shot back every fat joke he knew. One of the best bonding moments ever, for both if us
Ugh_What_Now 2 years ago
And always punch UP. If you're confused as to what this means, look up George Carlin... he explains it beautifully.
FlatEarf 2 years ago
He said punching down is picking on an underdog, Woman, gays, gypsies, and jews just a few he mentioned, I think a better way to word that would be don't pick on people for those reasons that they can't really control
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"When moving, beer and pizza are always acceptable instead of cash."
Duncan 2 years ago
If everything weren't still packed I'd offer to make lemonade or something, but there's still grub!
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#34
"Don't steal my bench at the gym when I walk away for 15 seconds grabbing some weights."
#35
"Don't you ever fu*king dodge my high five."
Andrew Bowman 2 years ago
This is the same as leaving a hanging fist bump, and is equally wrong. Props where props are due. If a bro does something awful, then calls for a high five, roll your eyes and walk away.
#36
DrunkenGolfer said: "If a man dies, delete his browser history." IDrinkCrocodileTears replied: "I kinda hope we get to a point in bro history where we just save our browser histories and store them in a time capsule for future bros to find. Kind of like the library of Alexandria, but for bros."
Alyssa Lupo-Zulueta 2 years ago
"The library of Alexandria, but for bros". I cannot stress enough how much I love this!!!!! 🥰
Ugh_What_Now 2 years ago
PFTT, put my browser history as a slide show... I ain't ashamed of SHITE 🤣 *This funeral is rated M for mature audiences only...
Family Hex 2 years ago
Maybe...DON'T have a bunch of horrible stuff on your computer? What kind of person are you?
Andrew Bowman 2 years ago
If your bro was too dumb to use incognito mode and a vpn, he was dumb enough that everyone already knew he was looking at porn all the time.
#37
matthewgoodwin1 said: "If your bro dies doing weights, put some extra weights on the bar THEN can 999." Simplysalted replied: "Okay, this made me chuckle, I want you talking up at my funeral about how I doubled my PR then my heart exploded."
#38
s199320 said: "If you can feel a bro is self-conscious about something don’t call him out on it, if he brings it up show nothing but positivity." user No. 2 replied: "Wait a while, let it pass, then find a way to compliment him on it. Example: Your bro tells you he feels like he looks like sh*t. Tell him the next day that his hair looks absolutely awesome. The time makes it seem like it's completely unrelated to when he brought it up, and it will make him feel good about himself. An example is taken from my own life: I'm a musician, and musicians are always self-conscious about their work. If a friend plays me something he made and does the whole "I think it's pretty good but it probably stinks" thing, memorize a little snippet and hum or whistle it next time you meet. I'll make his day."
#39
"Don't throw friends under the bus to impress others."
#40
"Always re-rack your weights at the gym."
David Green 2 years ago
If someone is bench pressing beyond their limits and needs help, casually help them re-rack the bar and don't make a big deal of it.
Andrew Bowman 2 years ago
Or your ball at the bowling alley, or your cue at the pool hall, or your air hockey mallet (yes, it's called a mallet) at the arcade.
#41
colagero99 said: "One trip with the groceries. Never two." BlackJoke3008 replied: "There is only one trip everywhere. If you have to walk twice, you're doing it wrong."
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
My uncle always said carrying too much in one trip is a lazy man's load. No bro looks good when he drops half of it.
Thegoodboi 2 years ago
The horror, also don't laugh at a bro when it drops
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That guy Nic B. 2 years ago
All the girls I know always tell me to take more than one trip and I refuse and make up an excuse why not
#42
peanutcheetos said: "Don't joke about everything and call it DaRk HumOr." Labelmaker42069 replied: "If you have to call it anything it wasn’t a joke if it’s dark it better be funny and if it’s not you better have read the room right."
That guy Nic B. 2 years ago
Dark humor is touchy, a good joke would be (if you are not an orphan) I burned an orphanage down… don't worry the kids are already in the trunk. (If you are one I am sorry please let me know if I offended you and i will personally apologize if I get a notification)
FlatEarf 2 years ago
I was gonna get offended but it's a joke so I didn't, keep going my kindergarten class I teach loves these
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"A bro will never make eye contact with another bro while eating a Banana."
DennyS (denzoren) 2 years ago (edited)
This one is a bit weird. I remember people always made fun of the way you shake your drink in high school (you know like the movement mimics another activity) and to this day I still remember that when I shake a drink...so I didn't like that at all. Just eat your banana or shake your drink bro. No judgement here.
Hoody Hoo 2 years ago
Agreed. Just stare at them and dare them to say something.
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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago
To be fair, there’s a guy at my school that makes a point of showing off his ability to deep-throat an entire banana whenever he eats one.
careless camel 2 years ago
Soooo true I had one of these guys at my high school as well lmao
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Scott T Brynildsen 2 years ago
Sad that a guy has to hide eating healthy while having a conversation
That guy Nic B. 2 years ago (edited)
This made me laugh, i get jealous because BANANAS ARE GOOOOOD (the fruit is my personal preference)
#44
"Lift a bro up, don't push a bro-down."
#45
user said: "If you are no longer bro's with someone. Don’t go airing out all their dirty laundry. Just had that happen to me. Dude, we’re adults, I don’t have time for this petty drama." user No. 2 replied: "Yup. The funny thing is, I knew he was the type of person to do something like this but it’s usually to people he’s genuinely beefing with. We had a relatively small disagreement. I was just too naive in thinking that we were ever tight enough that he wouldn’t do that same sh*t to me."
#46
LurkerTurntPoster said: "Don’t take back all the beers you brought to a party. You can retrieve as many as will fit in your pockets (The Tuck Rule)." theflyingkiwi00 replied: "In my group of mates, I'm the only beer drinker. I get called out for not taking my beers home and after a party, I always end up with more beers somehow. Went to a party with 1 box and the next morning left with 3, most of the time they loaded it into the car before I even realize it. Haven't had to buy beers in months."
Thegoodboi 2 years ago
Hosts have to clean up after, leave the alcohol you bring as a thank you for providing the party..
Giobemo 2 years ago
@theflyingkiwi00 Makes sense- it's kinda like pooping on the floor in your case. Bros can understand if you absolutely just had to, but they're also certainly not going to let you just leave it there and head out. It's their polite way of saying, "We really don't want this here, but we value your company so we tolerate your choices."
Andrew Bowman 2 years ago
Absolutely not. If you bring beer to a party (or any food/beverage), you do not take it with you when you leave.
#47
"If you you are male and your roommate is also male and entertaining a guest, either stay in your room or go somewhere else, and never barge in the common areas. Be like the wind."
Andrew Bowman 2 years ago
Uh... No. Common areas are shared space and while it is fine to say ahead of time "dude I need the apartment Wednesday night," it should not be taken for granted. It is your responsibility to ask your roommate to leave you alone, not his responsibility to know that's what you want.
#49
"Don’t mess with another man's car."
#50
"If a Bro buys you a beer at the ballgame, you must buy the next round."
#51
kiefdabeef said: "Do no harm. Take no sh*t." StereoFood replied: "This is how I live. Don’t understand why people harm."
Andrew Bowman 2 years ago
Nothing to do with bros. Also bad policy. Sometimes it's better to take a little s**t because the inevitable fight if you don't just isn't worth the effort.
#52
"Always make a dad look good in front of his kids. Avoid disrespecting or belittling him even if he deserves it. The illusion of dad as top dog is important."
Duncan 2 years ago
Nobody's a bro with an abusive father. Their kids are probably the bros in that situation.
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Alex Mosby 2 years ago
I think they mean making like dad is terrible at random things like not being good at a game or not knowing how to drive manual and implying dad is less of a man. It's a crappy thing to do.
Never 2 years ago
I feel like if dad is being a Ken, and making a bad example for his children, you should attempt to explain it to him in a discrete manner... the kids deserve an alpha worth following.
️️Upvote faery️ 2 years ago (edited)
Absolutely! If he's wrong, or misinforming his kids on something he absolutely should be called out on it and corrected. Misinformation can be so damaging.
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"Don't kick a dude in the balls."
Kevin Felton 2 years ago
If this is just two idiots duking it out fine, but if I'm fighting for my life the balls are gonna be the first thing to get the treatment right before the throat and the eyes.
Kathy Loman 2 years ago
Who does this? Here in Florida you NEVER hear of a good old fashioned fight to settle differences. 😕It's always the worse case scenario.
Andrew Bowman 2 years ago
No. If it's worth throwing a punch, it's worth a shot to the nuts. Don't fight. But if you must, do what is necessary to end it as quickly as possible. The idea of "fighting fair" just normalizes and encourages violence. And before the stupid even begins: boxing isn't fighting; it's a game. There are no rules in a fight, other than "don't die."
#54
TheBassMeister said: "If you catch another bro crying, don't make fun of him or tell other people that you saw your bro crying." flyeaglesfly44 replied: "I was with a friend a few years ago at lunch and he got himself in some trouble really and started crying. I felt really bad for him and would never have told anyone. Later that night, we met up with some other friends and he instantly starts telling them all how he fakes cried to prank me and f*ck with me. I was never going to tell anyone but I told the truth after that."
#55
"If your bro has a proper breakup with his partner, and for some reason, you have her on social media, just remove her and make a point of letting him know you have his back. This only applies if you only met her through him. If you were already close friends with her it's a bit different. It's just about showing loyalty."
Jude Fire 2 years ago
Okay so,only if it was a bad breakup and she was a d**k to him. If not,don't abandon her. It'll make her feel more alone
Andrew Bowman 2 years ago
If that's the case, she's as much your bro as he is, and you shouldn't drop either of them.
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"Don't mock another dude's facial hair. Even if he doesn't have much growth or whatever if he likes it you hype it."
Garrett Miller 2 years ago
Nah. I only half agree. Don't mock a bro's face fur, but sincerely tell him if it looks bad.
Kathy Loman 2 years ago
I compliment men who can wear facial hair. Some men can't. Not there fault. I had 4 brothers and only one could wear a beard and mustache and look good. I'm that weird woman who compliments total strangers.😁
#57
CPatt8989 said: "Never BBQ on another man's grill unless explicitly asked." teh_fizz replied: "Really? Where I’m from the host doesn’t BBQ while the bro takes over. This way the host can entertain and spend time with people."
Colin 2 years ago
No. You don't use another person's bbq/grill unless they ask you to cook on it.
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#58
"Calling shotgun."
Paulo Freitas 2 years ago (edited)
Did that once lol, my 1st ever service as a firefighter, we had to go to the hospital and take a pacient home, ( its always 3 firefighters, 1 driver, and 2 crew ) my and the driver huge guys both Over 1.80m tall, both Over 100kg, the other firefighter a woman 1.60m at best 50/55kg soaking wet ( size matters here due to the size of the seat in the back, for her it would be a normal seat, for us it was the " One a*s cheek seat " ) i go to the ambulance and get shotgun, She comes near me and goes, " you, to the back " i looked at her aked her why ( i was genuinly curious, 1st service like i Said ) and both her and the driver explained that the seating arrangement goes according to rank, and my rank was just slightly above the firehouse dog's rank...
Michael Krantz 2 years ago
With my group of friends, I started a trend where the taller guys with longer legs get shotgun. When you're 6'6" you need the leg space.
Hoody Hoo 2 years ago
As a she-bro, I ALWAYS get shotgun with my bros. It would be rude to make the chick sit in the back.
Garrett Miller 2 years ago
If you are constantly getting special treatment, then you're not their Bro. Shotgun is respected amongst bros. One or more most likely is interested in you.
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"Don't shoot at medics and stretcher-bearers."
#60
roger162 said: "When a friend is chasing a girl, always be his wingman." user No. 2 replied: "I've been a victim of when this isn't followed by the bros."
Andrew Bowman 2 years ago
As long as we all understand that a wingman is responsible for keeping his bro from being an a*****e.
#61
throwaway198012122 said: "Never call another grown man “chief” or “boss”." D_r_e_cl_cl replied: "I think most guys who do this don't realize those are terms you use with kids and aren't appropriate for adults. I straight up call them out on it, 'Chief? What do you think I am, 7?'"
Mohammad Rahman 2 years ago
Here in Bangladesh, it is normal to call each other "boss" if you became friends after initially being in formal terms...
Kevin Felton 2 years ago
Kind of a dumb rule, like what if the guy actually is my boss, or my chief?
Kathy Loman 2 years ago
My one brother would call people 'boss' or ' chief' as a sign of respect to them. Otherwise he'd use colorful words to say something.
Andrew Bowman 2 years ago
This makes no sense to me. Those are both just generic bro terms. Yes, people sometimes use them with kids, to make them feel like adults because those are adult words. I call my boss "boss," because he's the boss. I don't call anybody chief unless it's their actual rank. But that's just me personally.
#62
"If your bro ever says that he was with you, even if you haven't seen him in years. Then he was with you."
Kevin Felton 2 years ago
Who the f**k do you think I am Robert Kardashian? I'm not alibing s**t without an explanation.
What do you think ?
Gareth Baus 2 years ago
One is literally just don't commit a specific war crime.
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Scott T Brynildsen 2 years ago
Most of these are ridiculous, and some are called being polite and respectful.
Gareth Baus 2 years ago
One is literally just don't commit a specific war crime.
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Most of these are ridiculous, and some are called being polite and respectful.
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