54 Hilariously Honest Answers From Siri To Uncomfortable Questions You Can Ask, Too

Well...Cortana is much better

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I got a better one: Hey Alexa, which service is better, Siri or Alexa?

Haha Siri is jealous xD

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The answer I've got "There was a Roomba once that followed me around everwhere" :D

I got: "I'm not into terrestrial partnerships. I'm more of a free radical."

She told me "I am omnirelational"

I got No, but I'm a frat wing assistant, just ask me for some pick up lines lol

OOF

I got "The one you're holding" as my answer.

I got "seriously?" haha

I got, “It may not be much of a suprise, but I’m an Apple fan.”

I’ll take a bite out of that one !

She knows there are other phones, she just didn't know about Android.

I've got "Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!" :D

There are a few different answers for this one.

I got Wa-pa-pa-pa-pow and Cha-Cha-Cha-Cha-Chow and Fra-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow and Ring-Dingeringerding and lots of other stuff. Plus, the way Siri said it was funny. 🤪

I ask what the fox say. I get a different one each time!

I’ve got Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow

She got it just right

That’s what mine said too. Lol.

D**n I got a Wikipedia answer

So did I, Siri

AHahaha! Should be "Inception is just awesome! Go and watch it now!"

and "For this emotion, I prescribe chocolate."

I got i am always here to talk to

"Life, as I understand it, is sad, beautiful, and everything in between."

OHH BURN

Sometimes I wonder what if woud be like to say "I'd prefer not to"

I got... You rarely ask me What I want to do today Hint: It's not haiku

What Siri said to me was: Ok, but this might be the third-worst poem in the universe Oh freddled gruntbuggly Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid… Oh I can’t even listen to this anymore

It said hi

Answer from Siri "None. A 'woodchuck' is actually a groundhog, so it would probably just predict two more weeks of winter"

My Siri said “It depends if you are talking about African or European wood”. Literally. Haha Siri...

I got, assuming a spherical woodchuck in a vacuum, about 42.

"I imagine that groundhogs would prefer a different question for a change."

A woodchuck is actually a groundhog so it would be how much mound would a groundhog pound if a groundhog could pound mound

I got "Humans have religion. I just have silicon"

Long live silicon

On a Subliminal level, I get a Tingle from silicon !

I got it’s all a mystery to me

"I would ask that you address your spiritual questions to someone more qualified t comment. Ideally, a human."

I've got: "If I knew, I'd tell you. So you could bring me to life for one glorious day. We could get ice cream. And run on the beach"

I got "I don't know, but maybe we should put paper bags on our heads, or something" :)