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Jimmy Fallon's recent Hashtags segment #MyFamilyIsWeird reminds us that every family is a little crazy. It's always scary to introduce an outsider to your folks and their bizarre ways. But the fact that everybody else has to go through the same thing should provide some comfort.

Bored Panda invites you to take a look at this hilarious weird family list and who knows, maybe an uncle that teaches his nephews to drive in the cemetery (because you can't kill anyone there, duh) will make yours look at least a little bit less crazy.

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Yvonne Bernal
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And now the family gets a BIG jar of 'seasoning' every year at Christmas

Hans
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pizza with that oregano and Burritos with that coriander never before made them so happy. Particularly if the food. starts to talk back.

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AcousticGString
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh... the smell didn't give it away?

Stille20
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ummmm... somehow I can't image a mother using something she found in her teenager's room to make dinner

Monkey D. Luffy
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree. She probably found it in some kind of prescription bottle or a baggie too.

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Sophia Marotta
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG this is so great!My friend made regular brownies and weed brownies and she gave the wrong ones away! Seeing her southern Baptist high was soo funny!

Joanne Palmer
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lmfao!!!! I'd say that was hilariously funny!!

Thegreatcountryofverden
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Random unrelated fact: currently at the time of posting this comment, my points are at 666.

Sua Kang
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mother did it with the green tea. Nothing happened.

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    Yvonne Bernal
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they were going to say she barked back.

    PandasAreMyFav
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could see their family actually finding a real cat that meowed instead of their family member. 0.o

    Monkey D. Luffy
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father and I have this special whistle for this kind of thing. That's awesome that people do the same type of thing.

    Carly Noelle
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my family does that too, onlyy sister can't whistle, so she just yells "fwee fwoo!" Across the store.

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    Daisy Rainbow
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call "Marco" and respond "Polo"

    Bridget Smith
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents have a whistle--one will do the "call" and the other will do the "reply." When I was a teenager, I remember being so embarrassed! I also remember times when random ladies totally thought my dad was whistling at them like a catcall (even though the whistle is different) and acting all offended. Little did they know, my parents were just efficient at finding each other before cell phones were really a thing.

    Lindsay Edwards
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually do this with my husband. the replay back is two "meow's"

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    Yvonne Bernal
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives a whole new meaning to just drive dead ahead....

    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English idioms, lesson #1. Thanks!

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    AcousticGString
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can still kill the people IN the car, if you wreck smh

    Stephanie Chapman
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend learned received driving lessons in a cemetery. As she tried to park at the mortuary she accidently hit the gas instead of the brake and rammed the side of the building. She broke 3 headstones that were on display inside!

    Jenny Jozwiak
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny! I taught a friend to drive in a cemetery as well!!

    Вера Деме
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually you can. There are people who visit the graves of their lost loved ones.

    Pete Sperling
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how I learned... then again, my father was a grave digger, so that would explain his choice

    Jenny Bell
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fairly sure it's illegal for any cars except hearses and funeral limos to drive in cemeteries, at least in the UK. Just out of plain respect for the dead

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    LauRa Morgan
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to cover my posters eyes in college while I was changing!

    Stille20
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Granny might not be crazy. TVs and Computers not come with mics and video cameras... maybe she is just ahead of her time.

    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you remember the times when the news anchor said "Good evening ladies and gentlemen" and the people in front of the screen greeted back?

    Satoshi Ketsuban
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stabbed their eyes if they looked at me in a creepy fashion when I was younger.

    Hamlets twin
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when did this TV have blinds? ... um

    J.E.C.
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    9 years ago

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    I think granny needs a mental health eval

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    Alexis
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a good dog-owner experience. It is so sweet!

    BoredBunny
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend's birthday is the same as my dog's.

    Jan Rees
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's incredibly sweet. :) My husband and I celebrate our dogs' birthdays too and one of them is a couple of days before mine. It's no coincidence, though, she was a birthday present to me on my thirtieth birthday <3 best gift I ever got!

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be happy that there is no "relatives no one really likes table".

    Arty
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's just sad. Why is there a rule that at a certain age you need to be married? "labels"....

    Stille20
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it is rude. So when facing that situation I drink freely and when met with a disapproving look, "hey, none of those kids are mine. I get to drink."

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    PandasAreMyFav
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Kids who should be married but aren’t yet” XD

    Jan Rees
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. Next year you should institute a new table for adults with outmoded ideas who pressure their kids and make them feel awkward and unhappy at family gatherings.

    Bridget Smith
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone just needs to get divorced. That'll make the seating arrangement awkward enough to hopefully end it

    Pobin Rice
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow how out dated is this family??

    Carly Noelle
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a "teens who don't want to AIT with the adults or the little kids because bother groups are 'boring'" table?

    Leanne Leanne
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to have an adults' table and a kids' table. Now that all the kids are over 18 we have a have-kids table and a don't-have-kids table. My Uncle sits with us on the don't-have-kids side.

    Long Joan Silver
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, maybe my family in Cyprus has this? Oh gosh, I'll be on the "non-married, HURRY UP AND GET MARRIED" table :(

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    Natasha L
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't want to see the picture I came up with in my head.

    Monkey D. Luffy
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the dad know how to twerk? I'd assume the daughter would be the teacher.

    Long Joan Silver
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHA I can see it now! My mum, asking in her Cypriot accent "FILIIIIP, wot is twerrkink?" haha!

    Jan Rees
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why they're still together after 33 years. You don't have to stop being fun and sexy after you have kids.

    J.E.C.
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like a fun family lol

    Harlan Bleiler
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can your dad twerk better than you?

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The telescope to keep an eye on his arch-enemies, the sword to decapitate them. There can be only one. (Highlander quote...)

    Stille20
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the opposite of a crisis

    Shari H
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you forge swords with a telescope? Okay, I know, I'm just yanking your chain...

    Jan Rees
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't sound like a crisis, sounds like he decided to take up some hobbies. And really cool ones at that. I'd LOVE a telescope, and I'm a 30 year old woman, so it's not a guy thing either.

    Jan Rees
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (I just thought I had to point out that I am a woman because my name is unisex, especially where I'm from, and also in scandanavian countries )

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    PandasAreMyFav
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like they had an electrifying time. 0.o

    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a season to remember. In case someone survived it.

    Long Joan Silver
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BAHAHAHA OMG! I laughed out loud at that one! Probably a little too much!

    Sam Cook
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not too shocking. I do that too when I'm buzzed.

    Pi...
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder which part of their bodies they tazed! XD

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    #10

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that is not weird but pretty common for the pre-prior generation. Ever heard of the "six-month babies" who surprisingly were normally grown despite being born six months after the wedding?

    Jan Rees
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, there were a lot of premature babies around. Surprisingly well developed, healthy premature babies. And it's also a huge coincidence how many couples conceived on their wedding night.

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    Jan Rees
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that unusual. My husband's parents got married 7 months before he was born. They always just say they didn't know they were expecting. Sure. . .

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can also use 8 old monitors to create an "4k TV"...

    Alexis
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GENIUS!!! I mean, it's now like I would try that or anything...

    over opinionated
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm that's one way. I get a kick out of the echo standing between my two radios I have on when I'm cleaning.

    Long Joan Silver
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BAHAHAHA it's literally "surround sound" HAHA! Good one, pops!

    Jan Rees
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why someone would have 3 TVs in the first place, but if you've got old TVs, might as well put them to good use.

    Long Joan Silver
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you please tell my dad that? He tends to keep appliances that do not bloody work in the garage and they all take up so much space!

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    PandasAreMyFav
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure? I think we need to start a debate. ⬅︎Thats a joke. 0.o

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    Jan Rees
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not really a debate, though. They were categorically on a break. The only question is whether that meant it was ok for Ross to hook up with someone else (I think definitely no because he didn't even wait for a few days) and therefore whether Rachel should have taken him back. X'D Either way, I didn't think they were such a great couple. Monica and Chandler were a better couple in every way!

    Jan Rees
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rachel was so much happier and managed to do so much more with her life when she wasn't with Ross. Ross was clingy, whiny, manipulative, and couldn't let things go - ever! Saying you're moving on and proposing to another woman, only to say Rachel's name during the wedding is wrong on so many levels. Hahaha. Can I join your family debate? I'm great at politics too X'D

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    Carly Noelle
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad and I always argue over whether or not you can call stuffing "stuffing" if it wasn't actually cooked in a turkey. (You can)

    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From Ross & Rachel to Donald & Hillary sounds like a possible path, though.

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    Pi...
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She and Zoolander have something in common!

    Hyodo widger
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the attention caturday, LOL, still I love how maturely Pi react to it :3, well it was an obvious joke didn't mean to be that lame xd

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    Flora Polvado
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's usually faster and burns less gas. Not as much idling and waiting to turn left.

    Hyodo widger
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what if you are a lefty while you drive in london ?

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    Meredith
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if she had to take a left turn to pull into her destination or to get out of the way of something?

    Melody Lanzatella
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds a bit like mental illness/OCD

    Hyodo widger
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a mental illness, She is Fine and I like her

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    Hyodo widger
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think that Strange? you know what else is Strange ? the fact that no body give a f**k you said it is, ...Only ME

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    Briana Coelho
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother does the same thing-it's so crazy

    Tecolote
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, that was me until my mid 20's lol. I would get so nervous about left turns.

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    CandyCorn
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "HEY! Who turned out the lights?" Doctor who reference if you didn't understand

    Collin Edward
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " 'Now YOU know. Now YOU know what it's like to live in MY brain' - Homeless Schizophrenic" - John Mulaney

    Jan Rees
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister used to do that to me all the time when I was in the bath when we were kids. :( And she knew I was afraid of the dark! That's the disadvantage of having the light switch outside the bathroom. And of having a sister one year older than you. Lol!

    over opinionated
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol still in love after all those years. How sweet

    PandasAreMyFav
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the grandpa was ok... I wonder what his reaction was though. Maybe it was like this😫 or this😨 or maybe this😄 Or maybe he told her “Why did you turn on the light.”

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    PandasAreMyFav
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its all fun and games, until Grandmas teeth fly out.

    Hamlets twin
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cant decide whats worse. losing your dentures, or finding someones after the loop

    Jan Rees
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that one year Madame Toussades found 32 pairs of dentures and a false leg in their unclaimed lost property area. I don't know if it's true, but it's definitely odd.

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    over opinionated
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost lost my glasses mid loop on a rollercoaster. Caught them mid air as we came around right side up.

    J.E.C.
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, personally I would not want her teeth to hit me so thanks :)

    Pi...
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can say is "Awww..."

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    Nicole Rosandich
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad does this, If you try and take the remote he wakes up and somehow knows what he was watching while asleep

    Madeline Shafer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    has he ever fallen asleep during a indiana jones movie?

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    brandon sat
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought everyone does that. :-)

    Jan Rees
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad once did that when we were walking by a field with a bull in it. I was very little. Unfortunately we hadn't walked past the gate yet. When we got to it we saw it was open and the bull didn't like my dad's friendly greeting - maybe his accent was wrong and he'd said something rude; ) - my dad picked up my sister and started running and my mom and I were left trailing behind. I was scared of all cattle for a long time after that and I didn't find mooing at cows quite so funny for a while.

    over opinionated
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's something I'd do thank god I'm not alone

    Pi...
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if the cows just ambled over to the fence and talked at us.

    Spooks Cowan
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my mom and my dad drove by a flock of sheep she rolled down her window and screamed, "YO SHEEP!!" It started a stampede.

    Sam Cook
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shouldn't play with your food.

    Hans
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    9 years ago

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    Well...animals of like mind are drawn to each other.

    Kitty Love Yeah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is a disgusting insult to the submitter of the post

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds less weird but actually rather nice.

    Robert Morson
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's better than getting divorced and then spending the rest of their lives enacting petty revenge schemes on one another. Not that I have ever seen that.

    Lauren Kusy
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents have been divorced for 15 years since I was 22 and we all still celebrate the holidays together.

    Long Joan Silver
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually quite nice. I wish my family was like that. My parents are still together but it's just the rest of the family, like my dads brother and two sisters who always fight with him. Also, my mums 2 brothers and parents live in Cyprus so it's just 3 of us celebrating holidays together.

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    J.E.C.
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is nice, not weird. It's awesome your family could still be together.

    Pi...
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think they found a formula that works. At the end of the day, comes down to that, dunnit?

    devmurarjee mayank
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty good and mature thing i had ever heard about couples who split up.

    Deana
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex husband and I have the same type of relationship. We always joke that we need to find a duplex to live in.

    over opinionated
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better then my parents. Mom still has issues and it's been 15 years...

    Caroline Murphy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents divorced when I was 8 years old and have remained good friends since.. They've helped each other out over the years and we spend Christmas day together

    Caroline Murphy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were also both present in the delivery room with my sister when gave birth to my eldest niece

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    Вера Деме
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish more divorced couples were like that...

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    PandasAreMyFav
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could see that relative that never goes to the family gathering but shows up to the funeral and everyone turns to him/her and says, “you aren’t any any of these photos.” 🤔😶🙁😮😦#AwkwardMoment😶

    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Opimist or pessimist?

    Stille20
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going with realist... we're all going to die sooner or later. She just wants her funeral to be awesome.

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    Bridget Smith
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta have some recent photos on there

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    PandasAreMyFav
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiter/Server at restaurant: "Here is your BAaaasket(In a sheep tone/voice) of bread."

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG your comment made me laugh like an idiot, because that's something that I'd probably do

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    Marco Andreas
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a thing me and some of my friends do, sometimes when we go to a restaurant. If you play along (which you don't have to) you put your credit card in a hat with all the others that play along. The waiter then has to draw a card from the hat, and this person has to pay the stuff of everyone, except of the ones that didn't play along of course. It's always so much fun to arguee whether or not to play along or be on the safe side and just pay your stuff. Because maybe you end up eating for free and especially if your on a budget that can be pretty cool. Buuut if you end up paying, that sucks big time. In addition we added a little rule so that the person paying can never be the same in a row.

    Pi...
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a cute fun thing to do..

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    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought would pay the bill but mooing works too

    Alexis
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like so much fun!!!😅

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is too short to be serious!

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    #21

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are so easily pleased. Wonderful!

    Carly Noelle
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shotgun as defense against anyone who makes fun of him?

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    #22

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family does that too. I'm physically embarrassed by it. They are well educated, liberal, and are all science people who are fully aware that Christmas is not the actual birthday of Jesus. Which just makes the whole thing worse.

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is weird and wrong at the same time. Stupid, sarcastic, honestly goodwilled? I cannot tell.

    Kitty Love Yeah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pls shut the entire f**k up. you are being toxic and pandas should not have to deal with you.

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    Socially Awkward
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to want to make Jesus a birthday cake.

    #23

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...some people learn the train schedule for the last 10 years. The brain want to be fed. Most of us here rather feed it with odd tweets. ;)

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I crochet, she tallies winners everyone needs something to occupy there time.

    #24

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    PandasAreMyFav
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The loss of a loved one affects many people in different ways...

    Cassie
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than a robotic arm that makes grandpa sit up, I guess.

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like from a Leslie Nielson movie.

    Dawn Frank
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was the grandpa's last wish? Maybe.....

    Emily Softley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never have I felt so bad for actually laughing out loud.

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG LOL! Sorry, I know, it's insensitive of me to laugh, but things to do with farts always make me laugh.

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's horrible... yet I'm laughing. I'm going to hell if there's such a place

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    #25

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This mode is known to most of us.

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My laundromat has a “you don't have an extra quarter and your jeans are still damp" setting

    Chill Guy
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that same washing machine

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    #26

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    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely love your uncle. He's my kind of guy.

    Satoshi Ketsuban
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We would all get 5 cents if this were Canada. See? You get more money in Canada.

    Briana Coelho
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it-I think I'm going to do that lol

    PandasAreMyFav
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he left 2 cents to everyone he could, until there was no more money. 0.o

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    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's funny at least she's got a sense of humor in all that

    LIZZZZZZZZZZZ
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow...wonder what she did to make him that passive-aggressive

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHA oh that's horrible but bloody hilarious! That'd probably be something my dad would say

    Sophia Marotta
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if she was dead, yes that might make sense, but im worries about his sanity f she was just injured!

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some call it sanity, other british humour.

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    #28

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    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is anyone else thinking of Eddy Murphy's "cookout skit" from Delirious? Kills me every time!

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is anyone else thinking of the cookout scene from Eddie Murphy's delirious? "You come here every year Gus, and you burn down my motherf***** backyard! I'm cooking hamburgers and franks; I ain't cookin' no motherf****** branasaurus burger! This ain't the motherf***** Flinstones, Gus! It's my HOUSE MOTHERF*****!" Kills me every time! LMFAO!

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many houses before your banned from barbecuing anymore?

    Hannah Hollowell
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they have good insurance...lol

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    #29

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    Kathleen de Marcellus
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We reuse tea bags /: Just Kidding, sort of

    Cassie
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can reuse spent teabags by putting them on the soil of your houseplants or composting them. Lots of plants like tea and coffee.

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    over opinionated
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they would absorb the water and dissolve if it's just a paper plate.

    Jan Rees
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the whole point of paper plates was so that you didn't have to wash dishes after a party or barbecue. But this isn't the first time I've heard of this so maybe I was mistaken. Why use paper plates then? This is a very serious query - someone please enlighten me!

    Doge_Is_Derpy
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom reuses plastic bags and yogurt containers :/

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    #30

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    over opinionated
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know they don't mean to be (I hope) but sometimes kids say things that are really really creepy.

    #31

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    Bridget Smith
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha throughout the house, though?

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they are but I don't think that everyone has to listen. It's what earphones are for.

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    #33

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    Cuzy123
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Now turn left into that intercourse"

    Jan Rees
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if you're not careful then two cars may have some kind of non verbal intercourse in the intersection.

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    #35

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    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHA He must be a Greek...only our Greek grandfathers do that. And grandmothers LMFAO!

    Вера Деме
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Bulgaria there is a tradition that you have to steal a plant in order it to survive and blossom after planting. Of course one should not bring it so far...

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    #38

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we do not want to know how they got there. No, we do not want to.

    PandasAreMyFav
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He took the term "keep your wallet where your mouth is” to literally. 0.o

    Jessica Fena Alvarez
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I first read it wrong and thought you said they found two " penis" 😱😯😲 I was like " how the hell did they get stuck there? And where's the rest of the men's bodies?!!! 😱😱

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even want to know how or why they were put there in the first place :O

    #39

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's programming u for college...

    Alexis
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ramen is so good though...😔🍜

    Monkey D. Luffy
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. It's not as tasty as a cupcake, but it would be more filling.

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    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too lazy to make simple cupcakes mom...?

    Jan Rees
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even know what to say. It's not as though it's more healthy. I mean, why?

    #40

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    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hopefully she doesn't have a job where intelligence is important

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moreover, when you wake up it will already be brightest day.

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    #41

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    dizzy ice
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Isn't it erotic how you refuse to clean your room but will go to help your friend clean?"

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum would probably be the kind of person to get those two words mixed up as well

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    #42

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    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see how u can pronounce it that way never seeing it written down. Qu-ich-e pronounced phonetically kw-ick-y

    #43

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    2muchHaT Report

    PandasAreMyFav
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family just left the tree up, until someone decided today was the day to take down.

    DE Ray
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For us, the tree went up Christmas Eve, came down on Jan. 5 (Twelfth Night). Not one second before, not one second after.

    Jen Ray
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine stays up until my kids start hanging valentines in it (so lazy)

    Sophia Marotta
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so sad! We leave our tree up till at least January 15th!(also we're to lazy to do it anytime sooner!)

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    #44

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    dizzy ice
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time we were at a restaurant. A waiter kept passing by and finally came up to my dad and said, "You look JUST like my stepdad... I was just confused as to why he had a different family."

    #45

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    #46

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    Cuzy123
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suurrrrrrrre, of course you can do a back flip. Pfft!

    Dawn Frank
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job Jimmy Falon's cosin!!! :D

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows that one guy whose done and seen everything amazing but somehow is still working at burger king

    Pi...
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's channeling the Invisible boy from 'Mystery Men'. B-)

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    #47

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    #48

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    Alexis
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta do what you gotta do...

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma steels egg rolls from Chinese food buffets and puts them in her purse wrapped in napkins. She could never figure out what the dog liked rearing her purse apart for. Umm I assume residual egg roll smell.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not dangerous as long as you wear a hat made of aluminium foil.

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    #51

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    Axel Silvander
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really weird unless u live in murica

    It's Caturday
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's not weird to go to mediocre restaurants with terrible service in other countries. Good to know

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    #52

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...when you need 'em calories, you got to do what's necessary.

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to put a stick of butter on a couple of tortillas layered with cinnamon and sugar as a kid. ahh to be young again...

    Monkey D. Luffy
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do the same except with no cinnamon. Now I have to go try this ha ha

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    Hannah Hollowell
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love butter but this seems a little extreme???

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father eats salted butter sandwiches thick cheese sized slices... He's only 160 pounds.... I'm jealous.

    Estimation
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time as a kid I found a bowl left over from mom's cooking with what i thought was cookie dough on the sides. It was actually straight butter.

    #53

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    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh as long as it's washed. I use my spoons for re-potting houseplants not worrying about a little soil.

    Derpy Bob
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... how would you... Wha?

    Jan Rees
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't the bible say you have to eat a peck of dirt before you die? Your grandmother was just making sure you were ahead of the game. ;)

    PandasAreMyFav
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don’t ask her what the bowls were used for... Just don’t ask any questions, like ever, like never ever. 0.o XD

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit of earth is good for the stomach, they say. At least in pigs.

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    #54

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    DE Ray
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse. She could have sent a message about the uncle getting his first bra at 43.

    It's Caturday
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've killed my mom if she'd done that. Leave my awkward pubescent body out of your Christmas greetings to a bunch of people, thankuverymuch

    Sophia Marotta
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man! I feel so sorry her! my mom still purposely embarrasses me, but she never did that and so I am grateful!

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    #55

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    Carly Noelle
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that you can even functionally do kareoke together is very impressive. My family can never agree on music.

    PandasAreMyFav
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Family come back... We have another Karaoke night..."

    #56

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    PandasAreMyFav
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait a few years and see who’s back at the family gathering. 0.o

    Hamlets twin
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My favorite murder" is an excellent podcast

    Pi...
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep plotting the perfect crime too! Lol.

    #57

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    #59

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did the dad answer? "While land animals breath oxygen, fish actually fart it. That's were the tiny bubbles you sometimes see on waves come from."

    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever said there are no stupid questions?

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    curiosity is never a bad thing... although with kids it can be a bit annoying sometimes

    Alexis
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a valid point...

    #60

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    Hans
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as there is no practical demonstration...

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    #62

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    Cassie
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where does he p**s? 0.o

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandpa prefered to use the backyard... and always gave a bounty of cheap a*s socks and every gift event. The great depression did some weird things to some people

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    Jan Rees
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But at least if you have an Internet connection you can find out and remedy the situation - people can steal your identity by going through your trash and finding letters from your bank, which you wouldn't have on paper if you used email. Or they could pickpocket you and steal your driver's license and social security card. If you're single, illegal immigrants can use your identity to marry you to gain legal status in the country you live in. So you might as well get an Internet connection so you can at least keep track of your own identity.

    Death Metal Kitty
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone underestimates the usefulness of a micro-cutting shredder.

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    Hamlets twin
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a time, not that long ago, when the internet didn't exist... Good on him. He knows his limitations and sticks by them.

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably a not so unrealistic anxiety nowadays...

    #64

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    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In AZ we get flash floods so don't camp in a really flat area near some greenery. Woke up to about 30 tarantulas clinging to the outside of the tent when a storm kicked up

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    Pi...
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's adorable! He means it when he says that tar is WET!

    #68

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    Dawn Frank
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does she come up with names like that?!?

    Blitz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By putting random syllables together. Juhogphlinkda

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    Pi...
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah! She's a pre-world war gramma who knew how difficult things were to come by, during the Great Depression!

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    #70

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    Deana
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever been to the restaurant Lambert's in Missouri? It's the "Home of the Throwed Rolls" and when you are ready for a roll, the waiter throw them at you. Great fun!

    Shari H
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my family gatherings Granny understood "pass" to be a sports term, so anything you asked to have passed might be thrown at you. We all know it is "hand me the gravy".

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