Most of the cards are love cards in some form or another - with blank (and removable) inserts for sweet portable notes.

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#1 Full Moon

Full Moon

Haha, butt.

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Jim Phoenix 3 months ago

I upvoted just because I can

#2 I Forgot

I Forgot

Elephants express a wide variety of behaviors — including those associated with grief, learning, mimicry, play, altruism, use of tools, compassion, cooperation, self-awareness, memory, communication, and plagiarism of wikipedia pages. An elephant never forgets, unless he does. This card is for the every other odd occasion when something awfully important slips your mind. Celebrate remembering, and maybe celebrate learning to write things down.

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Jim Phoenix 3 months ago

This is me ~_~

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#3 Snuggle Bunnies

Snuggle Bunnies

The average sleep-time of a rabbit in captivity is said to be 8.4 hours. Not like you could really tell by looking, though, because rabbits often sleep with their eyes open. Why can blame them? When you're so excited to wake up next to your human it can be pretty hard to sleep. With this card, you can let them know about those quiet times when your love is the... Read More

The average sleep-time of a rabbit in captivity is said to be 8.4 hours. Not like you could really tell by looking, though, because rabbits often sleep with their eyes open. Why can blame them? When you're so excited to wake up next to your human it can be pretty hard to sleep. With this card, you can let them know about those quiet times when your love is the most awake.

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Onhis99 3 months ago

So cute

#4 Good Luck/Get Well

Good Luck/Get Well

Some people only believe a rabbit's foot to be lucky if it was killed by a cross-eyed man in a rainy cemetery during a full moon. And it can’t be just any foot, either, it has to be the left hind foot. This multi-use card can be recycled as a "get-well" after your literal friend literally breaks a leg.

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Meredith 3 months ago

Haha. Theater term "break a leg." Would love this as a good luck for a performance!

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#5 Existential Turtle

Existential Turtle

With lifespans reaching longer than 150 years, no doubt the turtle has had time to do some reflecting. Have you ever wondered how many times you've wondered about reincarnation? Do you know a human wallowing in the throes of existential turmoil? Here's a way to prod them out of their solipsistic spiral and let them know you care.

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#6 Two Peas

Two Peas

The average square footage of a pea pod is .25x.004, w/d not included. That's why in these modern days of Craigslist it is advisable to source a pea that you are sure you can get along with before signing on to a 4-6 wk pod lease.

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JEFF THE KILLER 3 months ago

thanks for the useless information XD

#7 Heard From A Bird

Heard From A Bird

Expert birders will agree that the easiest way to differentiate the Mountain Bluebird from the Western Bluebird is to see how many respective followers they have on social media. The Mountain Bluebird typically hunts insects while flying, so their tweets are often fractured staccatos of thought that barely hit the 80-character mark. Western Bluebirds, on the other hand, flock in low-lying thrush nests and deliver widely pandering social observations like... Read More

Expert birders will agree that the easiest way to differentiate the Mountain Bluebird from the Western Bluebird is to see how many respective followers they have on social media. The Mountain Bluebird typically hunts insects while flying, so their tweets are often fractured staccatos of thought that barely hit the 80-character mark. Western Bluebirds, on the other hand, flock in low-lying thrush nests and deliver widely pandering social observations like the following: There are two types of personalities in this world. Those that are confident, and those that need constant reassurance. Am I right? Maybe you feel like you've phoned it in with a friendship lately and want them to know you still think about them lots. Tell them with something a little more personal than a #tweet.

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#8 Thank Ya!

Thank Ya!

How do you think the unthinkable? How do you thank the unthankable? How do you neatly wrap up an anaphora? Maybe there was a moment in your life someone did something so special that it reaffirmed your faith in Good, or maybe they did the dishes even though it was silently understood that it was your turn. Either way, this card lets that human know they made a big impact.

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#9 Wild Thing

Wild Thing

Hearts are already known for their innate sense of rhythm, but did you know they also have an impeccable sense of comedic timing and audience engagement? Generally any time a Heart gets up to sing in front of a crowd it is hard for them to get past the banter and into the tunes. Whether your heart is joking or crooning, it's a good thing to let someone know exactly what... Read More

Hearts are already known for their innate sense of rhythm, but did you know they also have an impeccable sense of comedic timing and audience engagement? Generally any time a Heart gets up to sing in front of a crowd it is hard for them to get past the banter and into the tunes. Whether your heart is joking or crooning, it's a good thing to let someone know exactly what it's feeling. Listen to it, follow it, and all that.

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Speedy_Sloth 2 months ago

Oh and why is it whering converse?? :/

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#10 Nuts

Nuts

Squirrels top the list of urban wildlife problem makers, nesting in homes and exploiting bird feeders. Paradoxically, they also rank first among preferred species for “pointing and laughing at”, probably because of their chubby little hands. We want them and we don’t want them, depending on what they are doing at any given moment. Trying to stage an intervention for a friend with hoarder tendencies? Or perhaps a close buddy... Read More

Squirrels top the list of urban wildlife problem makers, nesting in homes and exploiting bird feeders. Paradoxically, they also rank first among preferred species for “pointing and laughing at”, probably because of their chubby little hands. We want them and we don’t want them, depending on what they are doing at any given moment. Trying to stage an intervention for a friend with hoarder tendencies? Or perhaps a close buddy is being pressured into a vasectomy and you want to express your solidarity? The possibilities for this card are nearly limitless.

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