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Having a bad day? Then don't worry because we've got the perfect antidote. Check out this list of funny Tumblr posts about animals to see what we mean. In it you'll find everything you need to turn that frown upside down. Tigers with donuts on their heads? Check. Dogs getting hit in the face by Frisbees? Check. Blogging lizards? Goats on skateboards? Cats being used as stationary holders? Check check check. Scroll down to see some of our favorites, and don't forget to vote for the best! (h/t)
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Heather Keedy Bateman 9 years ago
You win the Bored Panda Internet tonight!!!
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Katinka Min 9 years ago
The shampoo comment really made me laugh, but, alas the bear is not real. Nose is wrong and it's too small.
Shinomi Chan 9 years ago
Technically.. if it's wearing a diaper and all.. it count can count as a baby. :) a big fluffy baby
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Annabeth Chase 3 years ago
Lipstick! In their lizard scale white-on-the-inside bag!
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Gay Johnson 9 years ago
If we stay here long, we'll be wallets...I just saw Pa go by hanging from shoulder straps,
Jana Fuentes 9 years ago
"Oh, gosh, honey, don't cry; it's really okay, I don't care about the car as long as you are alright. Really--it's okay!"
Kahlo Smith 9 years ago
BRO I SWEAR TO GOD THIS LADY WALKED BY IN THESE SHOES I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD MAN IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU
#3
Jana Fuentes 9 years ago
She is so sweet looking, all ready to take the kids out for the day to run errands, go to the Post Office to pick up some stamps, drop by PetCo for some puppy food and treats, and MAYBE, just0 MAAY-BEE, a stop at the dog park -- IF the kids behave themselves! Then home again, put the pups down for their nap while mom gets dinner going, and rests a little while after a busy day.
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Susanna Vesna 9 years ago
I want to kiss that cute face!!! Who else did that as a kid? I think i pretended to be a lion at some point! Guess kids are just kids! :D
Philip Condron 9 years ago
what a bleaky looking cage for a tiger, god if i was an animal, i know where i'd like to live "NOT F#####G THERE"
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Ashilay Dillow 9 years ago
I keep a slightly more realistic-looking pair around and tell him that's what will happen if he keeps scratching my furniture. It seems rather effective... and yes... I talk to my cat...
Pamela Grove 8 years ago
I know you think this is astounding but can't you express yourself without being vulgar? You take an adorable precious moment and make it trashy.
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Shinomi Chan 9 years ago
I just imagined them being like the seagulls in Finding Nemo.
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Cathleen Morris 9 years ago
MINE!! MINE!! MINE!! MINE!! MINE!! MINE!! MINE!! MINE!! MINE!! MINE!! MINE!! MINE!! MINE!! MINE!! MINE!! MINE!!
Heather Keedy Bateman 9 years ago
YES!!! That's what came to mind for me as well!
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Flora Polvado 9 years ago
Good thing the dog didn't jump in! ... He didn't, did he?!?
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That's amazing there's just so many. The dog looks sorta confused as to what they are.
Mistrz Varflock 9 years ago
I'd like to see one of those beginner programmers writing their "Hello Worlds"* hear a huge "H E L L O P R O G R A M M E R" from the world.
Mistrz Varflock 9 years ago
*"Hello World" is a very simple program that only prints the words "hello world" on the screen. Most people who wants to learn any modern programming language starts with that. It's a good way to check if everything works properly.
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Pamela Grove 8 years ago
Dogs are SO curious about everything in life. Its one of the wonderful things about them that makes them feel so much like human children.
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9 years ago
I looked at the picture and I'm like "oh what a funny dog but what's wrong with the picture" and I had to look at the comments
Jahnabi Silponia 9 years ago
maybe that pig like you. Look at his face! seems like he wanna kiss you :-D :-D
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Eglė Liubinaitė 9 years ago
It would be perfect item for me to use at school! All pens and markers will be sorted out!
over opinionated 9 years ago
Lol that would make a really cute organizer if it was made of ceramic or something.
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Heather Keedy Bateman 9 years ago
Ummm. So, I love cats, but this looks like a mob that just drowned someone in the river. Or buried them in the kitty litter.
Daria B 9 years ago
"Be afraid, 'cause we're gonna fill your bed with dead spiders while you're asleep.... MMMMMEEEEEWHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!" ♥
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Eduardo Alves 9 years ago
I swear! I saw a ball there... and a light.... yes... a ball and a light... oh, and a dwarf... a very evil dwarf...
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Deb Dubois 9 years ago
Actually in India they are symbolic of stupidity. Parrots are considered wise.
Jana Fuentes 9 years ago
This one is hilarious; I love the look on his face. Let's see......how about "OMG!!! Mark--is that you, Mark? What have they done to you? Why are you so small and hard and unable to move?"
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Shinomi Chan 9 years ago
Close enough.. xD at least the cuteness level is same
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Joy Patterson 9 years ago
Relax you don't have to shout ma'am. and please read the sign behind me .... Poooweee😝
Shinomi Chan 9 years ago
Ma'am please stop booping my nose for a second- and scratch behind my ear.
Jana Fuentes 9 years ago
"No, Eileen, I told you not to bring that over here. If you can't do your own work, you need to talk to Ms. Sharp about it. Perhaps she can send you to another team with work that you are able to do. I'm sorry, but I'm not responsible for your assignments, just my own."
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David Gallagher 9 years ago
I love the 2nd cat in the background, who has obviously "found the light."
Cassie 9 years ago
You'd be grumpy, too, if your human took that pic of you and wouldn't delete it! Also, probably if you had that particular brother. What is even up with him?
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Gay Johnson 9 years ago
it's a method of questioning I picked up overseas - he'll spill his guts any minute...
Sharon Bynoe 9 years ago
Cat in the front "I am giving you until the count of three to delete that photo"
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Suzanne Delmerico 9 years ago
Flying fish are strong. They can carry an entire bird on their back.
over opinionated 9 years ago
“why yes I have. He's playing with my kids. Come with me, we'll have lunch..."
#16
Cathleen Morris 9 years ago
"I give up! I give up! MERCY! MERCY! Oh help me! Help me, Mama!!" Lioness: "Leo, cut the drama!! Walk over and pick up the remote."
Anu Philip 9 years ago
❤ And the award for dad of the year goes to.....or atleast a best actor award!❤
Pamela Grove 8 years ago
Maybe they're NOT pretending. Have you ever felt the teeth and claws of kittens? Now multiply that times the strength of lion cubs versus domestic kittens.
Jana Fuentes 9 years ago
Secretly, dad is thinking: "I can't wait for this kid to grow up and leave home! I was not meant to be a chew toy!!"
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Cathleen Morris 9 years ago
"Left! I said, "Turn LEFT!" back there! You never listen, Buck! I'm taking the bus - let me out, NOW!"
Heather Keedy Bateman 9 years ago
I keep seeing random comments on Bored Panda threads that are FAR too serious. Maybe someone needs to explain the concept of humor....
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Gay Johnson 9 years ago
they couldn't afford the more expensive security package so I hopped at the chance for employment....
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Cathleen Morris 9 years ago
"DON't BLINK ... don't blink. Don't move a whisker! God ~ I hate time delay!!"
Ana-Maria Chirila 9 years ago
Small one looks as if there was something quite scary behind the camera... Anyway, adorable! <3
Jon Watts 9 years ago
there is, to the kitten there is a big lanky malformed bald cat
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Leoninus Fate 8 years ago
"ARE YOU PROUD OF ME?!!?!?!" - my puppy everytime he eats something before I can stop him
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Pamela Grove 8 years ago
You have no idea how badly I wish my golden could do this AND other tasks.
#23
Shinomi Chan 9 years ago
"I am the shadow. I am the night. I am your worst nightmare. I am Owlman!"
Jana Fuentes 9 years ago
Owl #1: Me? A flying pillow? You sure you mean me? Owl #2: Where's the seething hatred? I'm just stopping over here trying to find some toasted mar shmallows. No room for seething hatred. You sure you don't mean our cousin, the Bald Eagle? He's usually seething because he's bald.
Agnes Auxiliatrix 9 years ago
"flying pillows filled with seething hatred" IT MEEE XD (minus the flying part)
Robert Morson 9 years ago
Owls creep me out. It's something about their eyes, and it's unaffected by how big (or otherwise) they are.
#24
Cassie 9 years ago
This is the face my dog makes at me when she farts and blames me for it.
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"Really, Mom? Really? Do you always fart in front of other people? Haven't you learned any manners at all?"
Peg Leg Meg 9 years ago
Kiwi 'sneezes' too. It is now a staple in our flock calls alongslide the microwave beeps
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Tamra Smith 9 years ago
My cat knew where it came from but still liked chasing it until he got too old and lazy. If I turned it off, he would come over to me and whine until I started playing with him again.
Derpicorn 8 years ago
This happened with me cat, she bit the pen and it looked like she was shooting Azeris when she opened it.
Koko Sempai 9 years ago
OH NO! THE CAT EVOLUTION!! THEY ARE.... GETTING SMARTER!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Eulalie Grace 9 years ago
Maybe I'll never catch that little dot of light, but i can take out your hand - now that I know
Jana Fuentes 9 years ago
Noooo.....I think it's actually, "Uh-oh, we're busted; they found out we're hiding mice under the sofa."
#26
Pamela Grove 8 years ago
No, he's thinking, but she told me I was the only one. She told me she loved me. How could she?
Jana Fuentes 9 years ago
Actually, they are sleeping; instead of bunk beds, they are bunk cats. Stacking cats takes up less room.
#27
Awkward dog 9 years ago
Haha this is un"bear"able! *someone was going to say it eventually I just know it* XD
Cassie 9 years ago
It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye (and several other body parts when mama bear shows up).
It's Caturday 9 years ago
You get out of here with your logic and reason and good sense! ;)
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Katinka Min 9 years ago
They'd really make a fantastic story couple. The plump policelady and the small skinny bear - so cute. :-D
Cathleen Morris 9 years ago
"YOU?! YOU're actually Smokey the Bear's 1st cousin?! We're on patrol together for 8 years & now you tell me!!? And I thought we were pals."
#28
Sara Merritt 9 years ago
Haha, those are goat kids! Yarn comes from sheep who are SHORN not slaughtered.
Jenn Adrien 9 years ago
Yarn comes from any number of animals, none of whom are hurt by the collection process: sheep, goats, rabbits, alpaca, among others.
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Cathleen Morris 9 years ago
"Mom, why do you make us wear acrylic fibers when we have to eat all natural food ...? Why? Huh? Why?"
Pamela Grove 8 years ago
Why slaughtered? You don't kill a sheep to shear them for their wool? This could even be their mama's wool. Some goats are raised for their wool.
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JEFF THE KILLER 9 years ago
when you have been practicing all day for this and you look like the brown dog XD
Cathleen Morris 9 years ago
"See - the brown one's you & the white one's me! Wait -- no, it's the other way around!"
#30
Pamela Grove 8 years ago
Wow.......I hope someone gets this poor cat some help immediately. This cat is so overweight its dangerous.
Eulalie Grace 9 years ago
That poor animal probably can't walk :( And, please, don't say he can be rolled around. I hope that's some photoshop pic.
Misaki Chan 9 years ago
Yes!!! I was looking through the comments hoping someone would mention it. Thanks for making my night {^*^}
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Notchimine Mette 9 years ago
This is one of the shapes my cat makes - Round Cat. She also does Flat Cat and Long Cat... My favourite is Tiny Cat.
#31
Vivienne Packham-Wood 9 years ago
They're great drinking mates. They sit still for hours during daylight. They listen to all your c**p talk. Perfect drinking buddies
Katinka Min 9 years ago
Oh my God!! Nothing, NOTHING that will be posted in the next days before Halloween will be anyway near the surreal horror of this pic!!! O.o
Cristi 9 years ago
We have this type of tarantulas here in Chile, they´re completely harmless and are called "pollito" which means "little chicken". Some people have them as pets, they´re really very mild mannered and even a bit dumb. It´s the small, innocent looking spiders that are dangerous, not these hairy big ones.
over opinionated 9 years ago
I looked at this picture for a long time trying to decide whether it's creepy or cute... I've decided she's just very very brave.
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Markus Wilhelm 9 years ago
his previous job as a sheep herding dog was lost to rising sea levels
Michael D. 9 years ago
You missed a perfect opportunity. One is not like the otters
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PattonPawter 5 years ago
I’m so glad this person rescued him he probably would have been ran over by a car or abused or adopted by an abusive family or taken to a kitten mill or something but no this person freaking adopted him and saved him from all the above situations. Black cats get so much hate bc they are considered bad luck but i may get a black cat one day and I’ll name it something like lucky just to prove people wrong about stereotypes
alexa_bessee 9 years ago
Why do people dislike black cats so much? I get not all people do, I am one of the people who love black cats. What does it matter the eye color? Black eyes on a black cat are beautiful. In some religions, a black cat is a symbol of good luck, not bad
#34
Ronja Rövardotter 9 years ago
That face: "Ouch it hurts! Why would I do that? Why would anyone do that? It wasn't even that much fun :-("
over opinionated 9 years ago
My dog would refuse to let his tail go after catching it and walk around with it in his mouth for a while.
Yugan Talovich 9 years ago
My dog Ksasan caught her tail, so then she clamped down on her back leg.
AnnieLaurie Burke 9 years ago
He'll graduate to chasing cars. What will he do when he catches a Porsche?
#35
over opinionated 9 years ago
Looks like the cat behind him has holes where his eyes should be.
Cathleen Morris 9 years ago
"Every Halloween, since we're kittens ~ the same stupid costume! Next year, Mike, you're going on a diet & you gonna be Wolverine for once!"
Pamela Grove 8 years ago
If you're going to be vulgar in your comments, go find another site. Children read this site.
#36
Amy Weiss 9 years ago
Just FYI though, you shouldn't touch wild baby mammals that are considered prey by other animals. Bird mams can't smell you on their babies, but deer mamas can and the could abandon their baby.
Ronja Rövardotter 9 years ago
Yes, unfortunately you are absolutely right. Touching the baby deer is basically sentencing him to death. In the Czech Republic we have a lot of signs in the nature, warning us not to do that. The right thing to do is to call the rescue station.
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Heather Keedy Bateman 9 years ago
There is actual arguing over the number of cats. Hahahaha!!!
#38
Long Joan Silver 9 years ago
I used to be obsessed with that song as a kid. I wonder if I have that tape lying around somewhere. Thanks for reminding me of my childhood :D
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Thuy Hong Vuong 9 years ago
Just look again at #38 and compare with THIS ONE! That's the difference between cats and dogs lol
#40
over opinionated 9 years ago
The look I get when I try to maneuver an escalator (damm vertigo)
#41
Ronja Rövardotter 9 years ago
Omg this is like my nightmare coming true. I was once attacked by a vicious group of goose and turkey when I was a kid. I saved my life on the scaffolding nearby. I swear, this is like my worst childhood dreams captured by a camera :D
Cristi 9 years ago
Yeah, me too! I was 4 years old and these large geese came after me, it was scary as hell!!
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Cody Eriksen 9 years ago
A guy was walking in City Park in Denver a couple of years ago with his wife and kid. The dude was a body builder...he was killed by psycho Geese after trying to shoo them away.
Naomi Lokison 9 years ago
Didn't know they could f*****g hiss until they were hissing at the laughing gulls here who were trying to take their food.
#42
Crazy Bagel 9 years ago
Guys. I'm so sorry. They're here for world domination. Guys we need to get out, guys there gonna kill us- guys omg why arnt you running... GUYS RUN!!! NO DONT PET THEM... OMG. They killed Johnny...
over opinionated 9 years ago
They've lead you into a false sense of security. There plan is working.
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#43
Monkey D. Luffy 9 years ago
After so many years searching, he finally found the perfect booty.
Mistrz Varflock 9 years ago
I saw it with different text in polish: "oh, great Butt of Zebra, share with me your secrets!".
Ronja Rövardotter 9 years ago
"What did you say? I can't hit into the black? You wish!...Oops..sorry. Btw bro, you are so soft, it smells nice, what do you use?!" :-D
#45
Tamar de Haan 9 years ago
No one will ever be happier about a flower, than this dog is with his...So cute ^^
Long Joan Silver 9 years ago
The most adorable photo on this thread, along with the pug photo. Happy poochie!
#46
Romina Slabber 9 years ago
If thats a vets office then I am mother theresa. What vet lets a wild animal consious and without restraints in their office?
#47
Alexandra Guglielmi 9 years ago
"This is my cat, she's a female and her name is Anna. Nobody touch my Cat Anna!" No, there's no need to show me the exit, I know where is it.
christina murray 8 years ago
i just cackled at my desk thank u for the embarrassment
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Kaori O 9 years ago
Oh this is Japanese Drama "Nekozamurai".Did you know main actress cat "Anago" is 18 years old? She looks so young!
Kaori O 9 years ago
And for those interested (most of you)sexy samurai,Kazuki Kitamura is 47 yes old and currently single,FYI.
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Jim Phoenix 9 years ago
Lol my brain is working 600 mph to find a way for that cute dog to get the stick inside
#50
over opinionated 9 years ago
How long will present delivery take now that the reindeer have gone on strike.
Joanne Palmer 9 years ago
I Have two beardies (TillyMonster & Harry)they would freak out if I ever tried to put them in harness's! Great Pic & love the santa hat LOL :D
#51
Jessica Jane 9 years ago
I keep imagining the "snorf" sound he must be making and that alone is making me giggle...
#52
Pamela Grove 8 years ago
I don't see anything funny here. Here is a dog wincing as they get konked by a Frisbee.
#53
over opinionated 9 years ago
Some idiot said goats were evil because they have square eyes. Whoever u are please get help.
Mistrz Varflock 9 years ago
It's like saying that sandwitches are evil because they have square pieces of cheese.
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Jose Baeyens 9 years ago
After all the blood I've seen splashing around on that screen... It must leak out somewhere !
Mistrz Varflock 9 years ago
Do you see those scary eyes looking through the window on a second photo?
Corinna Weichold 9 years ago
I see another cat staring out of the window on the opposite side in the second reflection o.o ^.^"
Susanna Vesna 9 years ago
That's a little too high for a cat! I think that's a lamp!
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Leoninus Fate 8 years ago
Holy mother of f***s!!!! THATS A BIG A*S CHICHEN! (>OoO<) *I have a major fear of pigeons and birds*
Nicola Pike 7 years ago
That is similar to the Kereru - New Zealand bird and you should hear them fly. The Maori used to eat them. But they are now an endangered species and it is illegal to eat them. They are nicknamed illegal Tegal (chicken company)
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