The “Be Like Bill” meme is sweeping the Internet, amusing some and annoying others. Bill is the creation of Eugeniu Croitoru, a Moldovan who lives in Milan, who considers himself to be an Internet entrepreneur.
"No, Bill is much better than me," Croitoru told the BBC. "The idea is very simple. 'Bill' can be anyone who is smart and has common sense and doesn't do annoying things. You'll also notice Bill can be someone who makes fun of himself and jokes about others too occasionally."
Which Bill meme is your favorite? Vote below, or submit your own Bill-themed pet-peeve!
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Bill hides his girlfriend from his other girlfriends. Bill is smart.
This is Neha. Neha doesn't care a damn about any of the things that Bill does. Neha is smart. Be like Neha.
Load More Replies...Bill promoted himself as being very smart. F**k you Bill. Pretending to be above to all, as a substitute to caring and being vulnerable is extremely dumb! And hurtful.
Bill's girlfriend appears to be flat chested and have a beard! Maybe Bill is smart but needs spectacles....?
On the other hand, nothing wrong with mentioning actions in order to inspire other people to do the same. For example, if one saves a person, it might be helpful to explain how one did it.
the problem is, many people do it to show off instead of inspire, although that would be nice, it sadly isn't true
Load More Replies...I especially love it when I see the folks who proclaim to everyone what good little Christians they are... yet apparently they missed where Jesus told them to go pray in secret, and not boast about it. -------- I've always wondered why it is that atheists like me read the ENTIRE Bible, but those who claim to live by it read only what they want to hear.....
good job bill if your helping people just for public fame then your not doing it for the right reason
This is John. John thinks whoever made Bill is intolerant and is bothered by trivial things. John knows that some of his friends share mundane things but he scrolls past things that don't interest him. John still values their friendship and doesn't whine about it. Be like John.
This is John. John is a Social Justice Warrior! John endlessly stands up for the weak hearted and easily offended so that they can surf the Web without having their feelings hurt! Be less like John and realize this is a series of comics, and shouldn't be taken so seriously!
Load More Replies...Matt likes to have fun Sometimes Matt has too much fun and relies on his friends to tell him what day it is
This is Courtney. She thinks John should stop being an overly sensitive prick who didn't even have to read this article.
This is Bill. He doesn't get annoyed by things he decided to click on. He just goes to another article. Bill is smart. Be like bill.
maybe bill lives in the country and maybe bill doesn't want to walk a 36 mile round trip to pick up snacks
Load More Replies...I wanna be like Bill,...."Baaaabbbbyyyyy, Woop, Woop!!" "Heeee, heeeee!":)
Does anyone remember 'Goofus and Gallant' from the Highlights Magazine for Children that was always in the pediatrician's office? Bill is clearly Gallant - obnoxious as hell! LOL!
If I was bill and respected nature, I would ride a horse instead of driving a car.
Ha ha Bill. Close relative of Mr Bill - only those born in 60s know who he is)
I was born in 88 and I know who Mr. Bill is.
Load More Replies...I've unfriend somebody who did this a lot and also she would argue with her husband on Facebook instead of taking it to PM's. I can't stand vague booking at all and it was encouraged by Myspace with the button to click to show what mood you were in. I always ignore friends of friends who do this and they are usually followed with replies such as "what's up hun?" and the vague booker eventually picking out one friend that they will PM leaving the rest who had expressed concern none the wiser. And the use of the term 'hun' is rather vulgar. Why not use the real name of the vague booker.
I believe @joanneDunn was perhaps speaking of people In their 60's. But even that would be incorrect because people of varying ages saw Mr. Bill when he was introduced on Saturday Night Live in I975; I was 11. My son, who is now 29, also knows who Mr. Bill is. What to do. It freaks me out to think it was that many years ago. "Oh noooooooo! Mr. Bill!"
This drives me insane. If you are going to call people out just call them out on it or just do it to their face.
Those vague updates are about your feelings not what somebody has done to you. So go ahead have a rant if you want to giving details. Just don't be vague about it.
Load More Replies...So true, so annoying to have 100+ request for farmville and whatever games
Then block farmville. A lot of these games send out automatic requests.
Load More Replies...Don't quite agree because each game can be forever muted with a single click, very conveniently from the request itself.
Obviously, Bill doesn't know how to turn off a simple setting regarding those notifications, which would not affect his "friends" simply doing it to avoid paying to play...or maybe Bill is just too lazy to look it up and would rather b***h about it and look down on his friends to get himself other simple minded selfish people's likes on the same social network he seems to dread so much...wow, you're a puzzle Bill...
This is Moe - Moe knows that the friends who aren't interested can block those requests, and then their names won't appear on the list when she's sending out invites. So Moe believes if her friend's name is on that list, then the friend doesn't mind getting requests (or they don't care enough either way to find out how to remove themselves from the list).
PS - blocking a game request isn't the same as blocking the friend who sent it. You're still friends, you just don't get invites to that particular game any more. ------------ It really does work - try it!
Load More Replies...This is John: He doesn't play games, and instead he likes to read and divulge in non-virtual things. Be smarter. Act like John
This is John. John doesn't respect people who like virtual things. John is not smart. Don't be like John.
Load More Replies...Sooo true.I got a million of game requests that I don't like or play!!
This is one I wish more people would take in. Or don't type anything when you don't know what to say.
i think that is a very good idea but i also realize that some people can't help themselves sometimes. i mean my tongue can only hurt so bad from biting it then i have to say it. lol
That isn't always the right thing to do. If someone posts that they just lost a parent, spouse, friend, etc., what they need is to know that they are supported and to hear words of comfort. In such situations, a lot of times people really don't know what to say - but saying nothing at all just makes the one with the loss feel even worse. A simple "I'm sorry for your loss" is enough to at least let the person know you care, which is what they really need.
Or, if you really want to be a friend "in need", you could be honest and say, "I don't know what to say that would help, but is there anything you need? I'll do whatever I can to help you get through this."
Load More Replies...I live in europe. My family lives in the USA. What I see out of my window is very different. My family and I like to exchange the things of life. Drop dead Bill.
Then you can change the settings on Facebook to share these posts with your family in USA only. Be smart. Be like Bill.
Load More Replies...And meet Jeff who "wakes up and sees it's snowing outside" he is posting it, on facebook , because his Australian, African, and other no-winter friends do have windows, however they will enjoy his pictures.
But then again Bill's FB friends on the other side of the globe, can't see what's outside his window!
Yes, but on FB, some people live in warm tropical climates, and so the posts of snow are meant for them
Bill does not have friends outside from his room, All Windows have différent views!
Yeah, I want to see pictures of everyone losing their minds in D.C.
Load More Replies...Bill doesn't have friends in other countries! Bill is sad! Don't be like Bill
Apparently Bill only has friends who live in the same town as him. Time to travel and broaden the horizons, Bill
this one is awesome specially because all my friends are from a country where there's no snow
Sounds like a song but the content is spot on to be a real friend
Load More Replies...How would I know Rick isn't a liar, or won't change his mind when his own interest is involved? Nice try Rick, but I know better than just trusting shallow promises...
Bill doesn't add his friends and family to a music page on Facebook just because he likes it.
But its the apps that post that c**p - on our behalf. If we want stupid ads out, the send us The Bill!
This is so true!! It also applies when you're standing on the bus stop and you can hear the person's car coming from 3 blocks away because of the ridiculously loud base speaker they installed, and all their windows wide open. Making matters worse, they're usually blasting the non-cleaned version of the worst rap music around. ----------------- All I lack on a Monday morning in winter at 7am, freezing on the bus stop, is some car going by blasting "music" calling me a whore, b***h and other, even less flattering names - and describing in gruesome detail what the owner of that car thinks should be done to all women (by his choice of music). Makes you want to cut your own ears off!!
if everyone becomes like BILL then facebook will be a very boring social media
If everyone becomes like BILL,facebook will be a very boring social media
If Don, Dale, or Laurie want to post a link to music they enjoy, cool. I might learn something or share their enthusiasm or I might totally ignore it. Chill, Bill.
This is Bill, Bill notices typos but doesn't mention them, because bill isn't a d**k... Unlike me. Proof your work Bill.
If you're going to make a comment snarky demanding that someone proof their work, you had better do the same. Capitalize the name Bill, make the U in Unlike lowercase and get rid of the space after that ellipsis, and use a period instead of a comma after "This is Bill". A comma is also needed after "Proof your work".
Load More Replies...Bill IS smart... I suppose there are some women who find a sweaty guy sexy, but when I see those pics, all I can think of is the smell in that gym, and how gross it would be if he gave me a hug while in that condition!!
Besides, eventually "Bill" will get older, or get injuries from repetitive motion, etc.. As time goes on, he will exercise less, because life, and pain, will limit him. Little by little, all those big muscles will turn into a huge paunch of fat around his mid-section... and Bill will wish he had spent less time in the gym and more time outside, making friends, enjoying nature, etc. You can be just as healthy riding a bike in a park, or hiking in the woods, after all... you don't need to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger (yech)... and frankly, it's not THAT attractive when you do!!
Load More Replies...Mark and Jonnie are way hot. But they wouldn't dream of rubbing fat persons faces in it. Oh no.
That is affencive to some people. But I do not do that. But still that is sometimes just someones thing. That is just what some people do.
It IS just what some people do.. and those people are douche bags.
Load More Replies...First he sent me letters. Then it was faxes. Then emails. It's nice to see that the Nigerian prince keeps up with technology.
But how can i get the fortune they promise without a little good faith deposit on my end? Powerball failed me.... this surely will work.
And yet, they keep sending him the same offering under different names or persons, they think Bill is stupid
Until he drinks a few mojitos and daiquiris and then starts taking pictures and posting them into Instagram
Which is exactly why I don't drink.... it helps me avoid doing stupid things!!
Load More Replies...Wtf does Bill do on social media? OTHER than ridicule others, that is.
and then acts better than the llama known as FrankDelgado and doesn't post his internal thought diarreah everywhere
He's not smart if he goes to $tarbuck$. He would be smart if he supported independent cafés that actually pay tax.
I used to loathe Starbucks, because they're not the greatest. But they're CONSISTENTLY, not the greatest. Unfortunately, many local cafes I frequented instead for being not the greatest ended up being absolutely terrible. So instead of buying undrinkeable coffee 10 percent of the time, and glorious coffee 90 percent of the time, I go for mediocre coffee 100 percent of the time, made the exact same way. And I live in Seattle, so they're a local company for me, and I know people that work for them as roasters, baristas,etc
Load More Replies...I do not go to multinational coffee shops, I support my local coffee shops. Be how you are, you may be smart too.
Ewww, Starbucks... blech!! I'd rather bring my own coffee from home, thank you. You're right about not posting selfies of your coffee though... who cares?
This is John: He likes to go to these minor coffee ships and raise money for them. Be considerate. Act like John.
he would be smart if he got rid of Dynamine because that is incorrect spelling
Bill, as a parent, should set an example to his children, by not swearing!
Bill didn't swear the narrator describing bill swore
Load More Replies...Apparently, Bill misses the good old Communist days in Moldova when one could decide what was right and wrong to do regarding their private life (which is ironic). There is a place, and probably a job for conservative self centered people like you Bill in North Korea, why don't you give yourself and everyone else a favor and take your hatred for individual liberty there? But you know what? You're also welcome to stay and keep spreading it here, because this is how freedom of speech works, and you help a lot of us abundantly make this point.
Bill just doesn't want to embarrass his children. When I was a teenager I came across photos of myself as a baby and toddler and they were excruciatingly awful. Glad my parents never showed them to anybody.
Load More Replies...bill, are you smart or introvert? sometimes is okay to share what your life look like as long as it is not excessive. I think share about how cute your child can make someone else smile too. share happiness, not sadness. spread love not hates.
Actually, I don't mind when people post cute pictures of their kids being kids. Especially when the kids are related to me, but live far enough away that I don't get to see them often. I enjoy those pictures & the stories with them.
"Bill" I think this meme is ridiculous. As a parent if you want to take a thousand pictures a day of your kids and post them to your Facebook page you can and if "Bill" or someone else doesn't like it then they can delete themselves. I'm sure the parent wouldn't mind. The parent is proud of their child(ren) and show it through those post!
JennyPepper, as an idiot, doesn't know that this would not have been shared to Bill's kids, and should go spare humanity by commiting suicide
So if your favorite musician dies, by your supposed bon-ton it's somehow not OK to post their songs?
Bill didn't say it was his favourite,just that it was famous, if Daddy Yankee dies (extreme example) but you never liked reggaeton or even him as a person, would you still post his songs and photos, and be sad over his death as many people try to make others believe?
Load More Replies...The artist behind this image is referring to those who have no connection whatsoever to a famous person. For example, Robin Williams died, and my friend who never saw his movies or really cared about him starts posting images, quotes, lines and so on seeming inspired. This happens because people see a famous death as a source of attention. "Oh, everyone is posting about this, it's popular, therefor I will get likes if I post about it." The artist is at no moment targeting the people who are actual fans, connected in some way to the famous person. And to the ones saying Bill is judgmental, it's not Bill, it's his creator, and the whole purpose of this comic is the funny, sarcastic judgement. Please learn to respect humor and thoroughly read it before you post, especially if you fail to understand it.
I was never into Mork and Mindy and liked a few of the films Robin Williams starred in where he was very good at his role but I didn't feel the need to post a status update about him as so many other people were.
Load More Replies...Exactly social media isn't life. Call a friend and talk about have them come over and listen to the album. Instead of oh look I'm a huge fan let's post on fb like everyone even cares?
Listen to the music if you like, but no need to post the same songs that everyone else is already posting as well. It's not like it's difficult to get the music anyway. If someone wants to hear a song by the dead artist, they can always find a free download of it somewhere... they don't need it on FB.
-_- This one is ignorant af. Celebrating and sharing someone's work, who inspired and comforted you throughout your life... these are ways to mourn the loss of someone. Don't be like Bill, in this case. He has no compassion.
Ahh, but bill didn't say that he was inspired and comforted, he just said that the artist was famous, many people become "fans" or get to know of an artist after they died and still act as if it were they childhood hero that died.
Load More Replies...well, if you are too good to be on facebook bill, then why do you keep talking about it?
Bill has never say he is to good to be on Facebook, Bill just uses it smartly =)
Load More Replies...Damn. Poor Bill doesn't have any friends who might actually care that he's sick and in the hospital.
You don't need to post that s**t on facebook; you could just call the few friends that matter.
Load More Replies...My distant family would like to know I'm in hospital. What I won't do is post the food I eat while in hospital!
When I was in the hospital with pneumonia, I did post it on FB because I wasn't going to call all the people I know who might be wondering where the f*** I am and why I didn't show up for whatever.
I check in so that I don't have to call my friends to let them know I'm in hospital. I'm not like Bill.
A quick update to let people know you are in hospital is OK but no need to post photos.
Load More Replies...I don't agree with this one. I would notify people if I were in the hospital, or even going to the ER. I have family and friends all over the country, so the only way they will know how I'm doing is via FB (which is much easier for the patient to update than to individually email each person). Let's give the sick folks a break, k?
Damn. Poor LisaHolyk, as seen in profile photo, is unable to understand sophisticated humor, while me, an Aspie 12 year-old, does
Bill has never say he is better than everyone else, Bill is just smart =)
This is Neha. Neha doesn't give a damn about any of the things that Bill does. Neha is smart. Be like Neha.
Load More Replies...This is elizabeth. Elizabeth agrees with bill because she is smart too.....lol i love him
Bill is a person who is made up to be a certain kind of person, but this isn't everyone. And Bill is telling others what to do to be like him and that's not right. we each have our personalities and preferences. For example, I don't find doing all those things when I see friends doing them as annnoying
I have, however, posted pics of my cats (occasionally), and pics of my hubby when he was alive (even when he was sick - his family that were too far away to visit appreciated it), and that included some pics of the two of us together (before he got sick). But to purposely take a random pic of myself for no reason and post it on FB? Nah... seems silly to me.
Load More Replies...i think people who take selfies all the time are just full of themselves
See Bill, you make some valid points sometimes, series of made-up ashtags are an actual waste of time and don't contribute anyhow to the..."quality" or reach of a selfie. Stick to thoughtful remarks Bill, you'll get places and might actually help make the internet and the world a better place, which I dare suppose is your deeper noble purpose...
hashtags are not for facebook, people on facebook who use hashtags are morons
What if you take an useless picture and it's very nice? :// Aren't most of the photos useless..?
A good photographer will take hundreds of shots, only a select few will be adequate enough to keep. It is the best method to capture anything. Rapid photographs of a text in the hopes you capture it.
Load More Replies...Bill doesn't seem to grasp the core concept of sharing whatever you want on social networks, and instead of questioning his own mislead intolerance, he'd rather be judgmental and insulting, risking to hurt people's feelings and making them self conscious about their hobby and think twice before sharing it, god forbid there could be a true talented artist who dislikes his own work (they're so rare and over rated) and could use people's support, if anything just to lift their spirits up. No, the world needs self declared and publicly acclaimed artists to overshadow all this home made amateur c**p polluting our independent culture...
This is Bill. Bill doesn't post 60 pics telling people what to do because Bill recognizes lives other than his own are in the world and knows he can't be right 100% of the time. Bill is not a judgy self-absorbed prick. He knows he has flaws too and doesn't spend all his time writing text next to a stick figure in an attempt to sound grown up and/or feel better about himself. Be like Bill, goddammit.
Define useless, please. I like to take pictures of sunsets/sunrises, and I often will take a zoomed-in pic of a single flower (if it has a dew drop on it, even better). Some may find those pictures useless - but others may find them beautiful. So what is your definition of "useless"?
Wouldn't the definition of a photographer be anyone who takes photos? If they're good or not is in the eye of the beholder, like art.
Every1 knows u need to use fancy filters and THEN u r a photographer #Ametuer
Bill has a girlfriend as mentioned above. Why is Bill talking to girls online? Bill is a two timer. Don't be like Bill.
What kind of undignified f**k would ask any random person on the internet for nudes? If you do that, hang yourself. Really. Go ahead.
As mentioned in #4, Bill already has a girlfriend. Don't be fooled by Bill's smart and caring ways. Bill is a two timing prick. Don't be like Bill.
hahah this one is very funny, when teacher starts beating you in school just stfu... I guess he had some great teachers in school who really cared about teaching him and not trying to feel better by humiliate students... ALL OF THEM
Sometimes, I respond. It depends on the offense, the offender, who else is there, etc. I try to be articulate and polite. Otherwise, I move on.
This is Steph. Steph sees something offensive posted in a Facebook group and reports it, partly because it isn't relevant to the group's subject matter, and also because too many people think it's funny. Facebook responds by saying they aren't going to do anything about it because it doesn't violate any of their rules. Steph feels small and insignificant. Don't be like Facebook. (It was a "funny" meme making fun of 9/11, just fyi.)
This is John: Whenever he sees something that is wrong or disgusting on media, he tries to get everyone to not look at that post because nothing good will come out of it. Be smart Be John
It depends on whether what you see is actually a crime, like racism, or just bullying. Then I'd consider reporting/confronting it. If I simply disagree, I might just comment on it instead. Discussion is healthy.
So he's saying people who have an iPhone 6S are dumb? Just because they're to expensive?
Do some research on google.. and you're going to know why people prefer to use android more than IOS :') (Hint for you ==> Privacy)
Load More Replies...And this is where I stop reading things about Bill - be smart bill, they're just phones, no need to be a prick about it.
Bill is very smart! Bill knows that Apple products are for the uneducated.
I HATE those kinds of posts. They always get like a million likes, and instead of anyone saying they are attention grabbing a******s, they are just like "I love God ❤️❤️❤️"
Bill is a smart guy. Bill, having evolved past the dumb-a*s Neanderthal stage, doesn't use the word "r******d" to describe actions or decisions.
Technically it's the narrator using the word same thing in an earlier post.
Load More Replies...This is Bill. Bill has friends with mental illness. Bill knows the R word is an ableist slur, therefore he doesn't use it. Bill is smart. Be like Bill.
The word r****d isn't a slur, it comes from the word retardation (Synonym: delay) which is literally the professional term. The word retardation originates way back in Latin and Greek, and is now used in modern medicine. The way the word is used today does not change it's real meaning. It's like saying the word heterosexual is a slur.
Load More Replies...How about bill not using hurtful words such as "R******d." Glad I'm not like Bill
This is Bill. Bill doesn't use the R-word because Bill is thoughtful. Be like Bill.
Bill sees something that offends him. Bill moves on. I guess we skipped that one?
This is Bill. He sees this on bored panda, and keeps scrolling because he knows no one will actually have the attention span to track him down and kill him. Bill is smart. Be like Bill.
Doesn't one of the other things say that Bill is a Christian? Bill is flip-floppety. Don't be like Bill.
Bill is very confused and bill has to many personalities that I can't keep up with anymore.
Look, i'm not screaming at you because you believe in God/Gods/No Go/whatever, so don't do that to us, ok?
Load More Replies...I see a beautiful sunrise from my 12th floor bedroom window. I post a photograph of it because it's beautiful. I am not like Bill.
Bill doesn't have friends on the other side of the world? Lonely man, Bill...
But what if there are friends living somewhere where it is not raining? Bill open YOUR eyes
Bill is descriminatory to hi blind friends who wouldn't b able to see the posts anyway or this pic. Don't be descriminatory. Don't be like Bill.
Why can't it be the other way around? Bill getting an expensive present from his girlfriend?
I wonder why Bill is on Facebook at all...maybe he is just a negative Bill??
I'm starting to think Bill doesn't want people to post anything about life on Facebook...
Of course Bill doesn't share his memories from 7 years ago. HE HAS NONE TO SHARE, since, apparently he never posts anything on Facebook! Bill is an asshat.
This Bill shares his memories from seven years ago only on Throwback Thursday because he knows Throwback Thursday was designed for such things. He doesn't share his memories from seven years ago on any other day of the week because he knows nobody gives a s**t. Except on Thursday.
bill should just get off of facebook then. why bother? bill's a downer
I'm not like Bill. I don't give a s**t that people don't give a s**t. I'll post what I want, when I want.
Does Bill have the power to stop Facebook from reposting "memories"? I wany to be like Bill.
Do yourself and the world a favor and stop using the word r****d. Period. No questions. No excuses. Just stop.
R******d does not mean dumb, r****d means mentally disabled. Please do not use r****d or r******d in an offensive way. It is not an insult. It is an actual term for the mentally disabled.
My loved one doesn't have to buy me flowers, because he knows me well enough to show his love in other ways. Like buying organic grapes or almond butter, and demonstrating his love without buying anything at all ;) Love isn't purchased...
Being loved and respected is not synonymous with buying flowers. It's a nice gesture that shows affection, but it's not the same. Blowjobs are a way to show affection too, so by this logic, bill's girlfriend should be giving him beej's because bill must be loved and respected. This encourages people to valuate the affection of their husband/boyfriend based on how much money they spend on you.
One of my FB friends occasionally posts pics of himself running. No complaints frome me. :)
I don't post about every run ... but occassionally I do. And sometimes with photo's of the scenery around me. I don't know if my friends find it annoying or not ... but it's just the getting outside part that I love and try to inspire in others ...
Do supermodels actually pull duck faces? They usually just look bored and cold...
If they smile or frown, they'll get wrinkles (i think) :\
Load More Replies...This is Bill Bill is on Facebook Bill sees a post saying "like if you love bacon, ignore if you want your mom to die" Bill just laughs thinking about the guy who created the post Bill keeps scrolling Bill doesn't care about his mom Bill wants his mom to die Bill is cruel Don't be like Bill
All of Bill's workouts aren't doing much for him. I'm guessing Bill is a vegetarian since he is a hipster. Bill needs to find some plant based protein.
I hate it when people do that. Especially when they go to the gym, sit on the bike on level 1 (which is basically nothing, it's not even a bloody workout), and they check their Facebook; and there I am, on level bloody 10, sweating like a pig with this person on their Facebook next to me. If you want to check your phone constantly, go home, or go live in an internet café!
Why did he borrow $1,000 (look at the face on the first on and then count the others)
Maybe that's his money before he borrowed from a friend. If so, then why does he need to borrow money?
Load More Replies...sure, don't get angry. However, Bill's girlfriend should also know it takes her time to get ready and try to be ready on time. Bill should understand if she's a bit late/slow, but bill's girlfriend should also be more considerate of bills time. Don't be like bill's girlfriend that makes him wait out in the car instead of being ready at the agreed upon time.
Yes because Bill thinks that it's safer to drive with dimmer light and probably crash into something instead of just turning the fog lights off when he sees another car coming. Good thinking Bill!
If you've made it this far you'll have read that Bill also has a girlfriend and an online mistress. Bill is actually a scumbag. Don't be like Bill.
When he messaging someone, it might be his wife now, when he had a girlfriend , it is his wife. These might not be in order
Load More Replies...Not everyone has a TV... Some people don't even have a place to put one.
Some people prefer not to have a TV and rely on Facebook friends to update them on results.
What's girlfriend say about that? Oh wait she probably doesn't know . that's the reason Bill doesn't put it on fb. He's smart he knows that he would get caught if he posted it for the world to see
No, this is before he had a girlfriend because Bill would never do that. These are not in order
Load More Replies...wtf he's cheating kinda on both his wife AND his girlfriend. Again. Don't be a hoe. Don't be like Bill.
This is Bill. Bill is married. Bill has two side chicks. Now he has a crush on another girl. As soon as they find out, Bill will be hated. The girls hearts will be crushed. Don't physically or mentally hurt girls. Don't be like Bill.
I noticed sonething. Bill has a wife, a girlfriend, an online hookup. Don't cheat. Don't be like Bill.
Bill doesn't check in coz bill doesn't go anywhere. Bill is busy. Bill has a busy life. A wife,a mistress,a girlfriend,children,and facebook!
I hate check ins too! I know a guy that checks in to work and the gym every single day!!
Load More Replies...But still he doesn't forget his friends. He just doesn't meet them any longer.
Load More Replies...And Bill knows his ticket and luggage tags contain a wealth of information identity thieves will want to get their hands on. Bill is not an idiot.
Bill is in Canada gets mugged and loses his passport. Noone knows or cares where Bill is.
Load More Replies...I like taking photos outside the plane window and of the plane. I'm an aspiring photographer, so I try to take as many photos as I can.
I share photos when I'm on the plane, because they're amazing views of cities, mountains ect..
woohoo they have broken up after he was cheating on the first one, and then the other girlfriends left him because he already had a girlfriend. Bill is inconsiderate
Lol he broke up with his 3 girlfriends and divorced his wife this is sadly an accomplishment
Bill chooses to be polite and respectful to the people he's currently surrounded with. Bill realises that apps can always wait a while. Bill knows that people would otherwise call.
Bill apparently never has those moments when he has those 5 seconds to read the message in case it's something urgent without also having those 2 minutes to reply to the said message. For instance: someone texts me "lol check out this pic of my dog's wiener" won't get me to insta-reply to it like it's an interview. But if someone texts me "your mom's sick. Call me when you can" you can be damn sure I'll make time to have that phone call right there and then.
Bill's girlfriend is on whatsapp. Bill's girlfriend sends bill a message and doesn't freak out when he doesn't respond in less than a minute because she understands bill has a life and may not be able to respond immediately. Bill's girlfriend realizes other people's lives do not revolve around her schedule. Bill's girlfriend is smart. Be like her.
The first message was ... "Reply immediately or you will die within 2 days". Bill replies immediately. The second message was ... " If you reply to this message after 6 hours I will know you have a great memory and you are the smartest kid around". Bill replies exactly after 6 hours.
again, reducing the showing of affection to what you buy for your girlfriend. How about: Bill's girlfriend likes chocolate. Bill's girlfriend has a job and buys her own chocolate because she's her own person and can buy the things she wants like everyone else. When bill gives her chocolate she is pleasantly surprised because she does not expect bill to buy her things to earn her affection. Bill's girlfriend is not materialistic with expectations that she be pampered. She realizes her love should be earned by how bill treats her, not by what he buys her. Bill's girlfriend is smart, be like her.
Bill now has 4 girlfriends. look at the comment on #52 and don't be Bill
Yup... Bill is back with the girlfriend behind his wife's back. Bill is a nasty guy.
They say he doesn't cheat I'm pretty sure he has like a million times now.
Load More Replies...Fail! 15 or so posts ago, is said that Bill likes playing candy crush but doesn't send annoying invites to random people. Bill is starting to appear very flaky.
Bill also has a wife and two girlfriends and claims to be faithful... Hmm...
Load More Replies...you missed the point. there's a difference between sharing a bit and oversharing things that just aren't important
This is Bill. Apparently Bill hates children. He also hates marriage. However he has a wife. He also has at least one child. Bill either fakes his emotions, or is drunk. Don't be Bill.
This is Bill. Bill likes to use the word "Tolerance" to impose his will on those he doesn't agree with, then says he does so in the name of "equality". Bill is an SJW. Don't be like Bill.
depending on bill's execution of said comments. Maybe: Bill is on the internet. Bill see's a post that includes an interaction between 2 people of different races. Bill does not automatically assume there is something racist going on. Bill waits to get the whole context to judge objectively what the actual problem is instead of blindly jumping to the conclusion of bigotry. Bill realizes he is not the omniscient arbiter of the universe and does not act pretentious and dismissive based on limited information. Bill is a decent person. Be like bill.
This is Bill. Bill has a lot of character traits. Bill is kind, honest, loyal, and egotistical because he writes things like this about himself to make himself look good. Be the good side of Bill. Ditch the bad. ^u^
I'm not Bill. I don't find the need to make memes critiquing everything every other person on social media does. I must not be smart.
But if everybody is like Bill, we won't see anything on Facebook worth looking at.
maybe there isn't anything worth to look at on facebook? :P
Load More Replies...This is Bill, he's a moralistic arrogant f**k who brags about how smart he is. Don't be like Bill, Live a little, enjoy life and tell others about it!
He's basically doing the same thing - he is condemning others for... posting things some might or might not find useful.
Load More Replies...I'm not Bill. I don't find the need to make memes critiquing everything every other person on social media does. I must not be smart.
But if everybody is like Bill, we won't see anything on Facebook worth looking at.
maybe there isn't anything worth to look at on facebook? :P
Load More Replies...This is Bill, he's a moralistic arrogant f**k who brags about how smart he is. Don't be like Bill, Live a little, enjoy life and tell others about it!
He's basically doing the same thing - he is condemning others for... posting things some might or might not find useful.
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