Being 35 most likely means you've been through some trouble resulting in you getting superior knowledge by this time. And yes, it usually means you're completely and utterly fed up with everything, especially the things that breathe. Your dog, kids, husband - you name it. Sure, it doesn't mean you don't love them and wouldn't give the world for them but oh my, you so in need of a holiday in an uninhabited island as faaaaar away from them as possible.

Having all of this in mind, a list of things most women do by the time they reach this age was bound to be made sooner or later. And the hero of today's story was a perfect person for the task, given she's a feminist writer who made her Twitter account a gold mine of little sarcastic remarks about the ups and downs of adulthood. Scroll down to see her list and the hilarious contributions!

More info: Anne Theriault

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Sandi Leach
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2 years ago

May seem rude, but it's funny anyway. Wait til you're 63, you won't even want the invitations-lol.

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athornedrose
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2 years ago

me, daily

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Vic
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2 years ago

I think every dog lover would agree to petting a dog part, woman or man

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Suzanne Clark
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2 years ago

Oh just wait until you get past 50...positively terrifying. P.S. You'll need a industrial strength magnifying mirror.

Christy Smith
Community Member
2 years ago

That’s OK, I’ll past. A magnifying mirror anywhere near my face, esp that close, would just be a cruel thing to put myself, and the world in general through. Have you ever looked at yourself in one of those super magnified makeup mirrors? That shit is scary as hell! 🥴

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karen snyder
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2 years ago

17-35, plucked my eyebrows almost every day. 35-40, chin, upper lip, nipples, tummy, nose???? like, what the f, hormones?

Linouchka 99
Community Member
2 years ago

They creeped in on me, one by one, over the years. Today, at 42 almost 43, checking and plucking chin and nipple hair is part of my daily bathroom routine...

Brooke
Community Member
2 years ago

Laser hair removal, ladies. It's amazing

Sandi Leach
Community Member
2 years ago

And you'll need a monthly auto-fill on Nair or a good brand of razors. Or maybe---oh shit, I can't remember the name of that other thing you use for facial hair.

Kate Swartz
Community Member
2 years ago

Mine are migrating to my neck now. Fack off 40 year old hormonal beard!!!!

anisub
Community Member
2 years ago

well i have that since i'm maybe 16 or something haha

vivienn
Community Member
2 years ago

I have one single chin hair at 25.

Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
2 years ago

Just you wait, girlie! They’re out there, like an unsolved X-Files case.

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Suzanne Clark
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2 years ago

It's the only way to have an intelligent conversation with someone these days.

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Colin Leetham
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2 years ago

This is a very human list.

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Grazina Strolia
Community Member
2 years ago

STORY OF MY EXISTENCE NOW. YES. YES YES YES YES YES.

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Laugh Fan
Community Member
2 years ago

Oops - just did some of that.

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Louise Brigance
Community Member
2 years ago

BEST SELLER!!!

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Veronica Sjöberg
Community Member
2 years ago

You don't have to drink alcohol. Some of us can't and even though its a socially accepted drug it shouldn't be promoted as stress control. Ever.

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Something
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2 years ago

Does nobody wear sunscreen?

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karen snyder
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2 years ago

This is ridiculously true. Please add.... Work place, car and calendar.

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Kiz Bowen
Community Member
2 years ago

Not just me then!

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Maria Rohlen
Community Member
2 years ago

Never.

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Bonnie Clyde
Community Member
2 years ago

You're not really 30 until you've had a seven deadly gins party.

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Valerie G.
Community Member
2 years ago

close, I say "oh, what fresh hell is this?"

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Doober
Community Member
2 years ago

Replace CVS with Target and we've got a match!

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