Being 35 most likely means you've been through some trouble resulting in you getting superior knowledge by this time. And yes, it usually means you're completely and utterly fed up with everything, especially the things that breathe. Your dog, kids, husband - you name it. Sure, it doesn't mean you don't love them and wouldn't give the world for them but oh my, you so in need of a holiday in an uninhabited island as faaaaar away from them as possible.
Having all of this in mind, a list of things most women do by the time they reach this age was bound to be made sooner or later. And the hero of today's story was a perfect person for the task, given she's a feminist writer who made her Twitter account a gold mine of little sarcastic remarks about the ups and downs of adulthood. Scroll down to see her list and the hilarious contributions!
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May seem rude, but it's funny anyway. Wait til you're 63, you won't even want the invitations-lol.
Yep, not a gender thing. Dogs are just better than people. The end.
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-Not having to chitchat with his fidgety a*s when you’d rather just chill out and read or enjoy the scenery. -Not having to do or see what he wants. -Not having to act interested when you do or see what he wants, just to be kind to someone you care about. -Not having to hear him b***h moan and fuss about doing or seeing what you want, because he’s just doing it or going there to be kind to someone he—-supposedly—-cares about in return. -Not having to apologize for his a*****e remarks and/or behavior that offends other people and embarrasses you. Those are just off the top of my head—-and from years of experience with bad relationships, in between the good ones.
I’m 63 and for me the best part is that it doesn’t really matter when I sleep or how long I sleep, since I’m retired, I live alone, and no longer need to adhere to a specific schedule (most of the time).
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As a dog owner I would be ashamed to have a fat dog, cat, horse or whatever animal. No fat animals!
Oh just wait until you get past 50...positively terrifying. P.S. You'll need a industrial strength magnifying mirror.
It's the only way to have an intelligent conversation with someone these days.
You don't have to drink alcohol. Some of us can't and even though its a socially accepted drug it shouldn't be promoted as stress control. Ever.
This is ridiculously true. Please add.... Work place, car and calendar.
Aunt Messy with another moronic comment. She just can't help herself.
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I seem to be the key demographic but I don't find these at all relatable. What am I missing?
Exactly, same here. I don't understand this post ;)
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Ehhh...ground rules for how women "should" act? Why not just be you? I thought were getting past this as a societal group that you must fit into a box someone else built.
They're commiserating over shared experiences in an exaggerated and sarcastic way. No one is actually saying any of these are "rules".
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I think 35 is still quite young for these behaviors. But just wait til 50. Im ready to put civilization behind me and move to a remote island with only pets.
This is a bunch of angry at life women! Also acting way older than they actually are. This bitterness of life is for 70-80 year olds, not 35.
Aunt Messy with another moronic comment. She just can't help herself.
Load More Replies... I seem to be the key demographic but I don't find these at all relatable. What am I missing?
Exactly, same here. I don't understand this post ;)
Load More Replies... Ehhh...ground rules for how women "should" act? Why not just be you? I thought were getting past this as a societal group that you must fit into a box someone else built.
They're commiserating over shared experiences in an exaggerated and sarcastic way. No one is actually saying any of these are "rules".
Load More Replies... I think 35 is still quite young for these behaviors. But just wait til 50. Im ready to put civilization behind me and move to a remote island with only pets.
This is a bunch of angry at life women! Also acting way older than they actually are. This bitterness of life is for 70-80 year olds, not 35.
