Being 35 most likely means you've been through some trouble resulting in you getting superior knowledge by this time. And yes, it usually means you're completely and utterly fed up with everything, especially the things that breathe. Your dog, kids, husband - you name it. Sure, it doesn't mean you don't love them and wouldn't give the world for them but oh my, you so in need of a holiday in an uninhabited island as faaaaar away from them as possible.

Having all of this in mind, a list of things most women do by the time they reach this age was bound to be made sooner or later. And the hero of today's story was a perfect person for the task, given she's a feminist writer who made her Twitter account a gold mine of little sarcastic remarks about the ups and downs of adulthood. Scroll down to see her list and the hilarious contributions!

More info: Anne Theriault

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Sandi Leach
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2 years ago

May seem rude, but it's funny anyway. Wait til you're 63, you won't even want the invitations-lol.

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athornedrose
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2 years ago

me, daily

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Vic
Community Member
2 years ago

I think every dog lover would agree to petting a dog part, woman or man

Vilkas
Community Member
2 years ago

Yep, not a gender thing. Dogs are just better than people. The end.

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Cynthia P
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2 years ago

#3 is SOOOOO TRUE!!!!

Kathy Baylis
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2 years ago

-Not having to chitchat with his fidgety ass when you’d rather just chill out and read or enjoy the scenery. -Not having to do or see what he wants. -Not having to act interested when you do or see what he wants, just to be kind to someone you care about. -Not having to hear him bitch moan and fuss about doing or seeing what you want, because he’s just doing it or going there to be kind to someone he—-supposedly—-cares about in return. -Not having to apologize for his asshole remarks and/or behavior that offends other people and embarrasses you. Those are just off the top of my head—-and from years of experience with bad relationships, in between the good ones.

Delaney
Community Member
2 years ago

Who packs workout clothes for vacation that’s so dumb vacation is relaxing time what kind of person ruins that what a noob

Sandi Leach
Community Member
2 years ago

When you're a little older, TV won't even matter--just sleep.

Mary Rose Kent
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2 years ago

I’m 63 and for me the best part is that it doesn’t really matter when I sleep or how long I sleep, since I’m retired, I live alone, and no longer need to adhere to a specific schedule (most of the time).

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Parmeisan
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2 years ago

I just started packing workout clothes for vacations... (I can't visit a new city without seeing the climbing gym!!)

Dunja
Community Member
2 years ago

This person is not of a certain age but just unhappy

Maria Rohlen
Community Member
2 years ago

As a dog owner I would be ashamed to have a fat dog, cat, horse or whatever animal. No fat animals!

Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
2 years ago

Ashamed? Really? That seems a bit extreme...

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Full Name
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2 years ago

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You can add "I'm going to be single forever, or maybe find a man who is a giant pushover to marry". Yikes. This one sounds like a shitty woman.

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Suzanne Clark
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2 years ago

Oh just wait until you get past 50...positively terrifying. P.S. You'll need a industrial strength magnifying mirror.

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Suzanne Clark
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2 years ago

It's the only way to have an intelligent conversation with someone these days.

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Colin Leetham
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2 years ago

This is a very human list.

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Grazina Strolia
Community Member
2 years ago

STORY OF MY EXISTENCE NOW. YES. YES YES YES YES YES.

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Laugh Fan
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2 years ago

Oops - just did some of that.

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Louise Brigance
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2 years ago

BEST SELLER!!!

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Veronica Sjöberg
Community Member
2 years ago

You don't have to drink alcohol. Some of us can't and even though its a socially accepted drug it shouldn't be promoted as stress control. Ever.

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Something
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2 years ago

Does nobody wear sunscreen?

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karen snyder
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2 years ago

This is ridiculously true. Please add.... Work place, car and calendar.

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Kiz Bowen
Community Member
2 years ago

Not just me then!

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Maria Rohlen
Community Member
2 years ago

Never.

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Bonnie Clyde
Community Member
2 years ago

You're not really 30 until you've had a seven deadly gins party.

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Valerie G.
Community Member
2 years ago

close, I say "oh, what fresh hell is this?"

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Doober
Community Member
2 years ago

Replace CVS with Target and we've got a match!

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