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35 Products That Are So Bad, It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them
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If you hate wasting time walking around the mall, online shopping might be right up your alley. It’s fast, it’s efficient, and it has become almost like a lifeline during quarantine. When you have something specific in mind, you often turn to the retail giant Amazon, a go-to site for virtually everything. Yet, once you scroll past the items you need, things take a bizarre turn.
The Worst Things For Sale (TWTFS) is a Twitter account dedicated to the most horrible objects on the web. After all, there’s plenty to choose from. The creator, Drew Fairweather, combs the site and handpicks "one terrible item every day" to make his followers a little baffled and a lot amused.
So if you’re looking for a terrible gift guide, you’ve come to the right place because we have selected some of the weirdest things the account had to offer. Continue scrolling, upvote the ones you enjoyed most, and tell us what you think about them in the comments!
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ZentheOgre 3 years ago
It would be perfect for backpack deco or wallet making for teens, young adults people who just like the macabre
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Signe Manat Hansen 3 years ago
I thought this list was about the worst. This is clearly the best.
Tonya Wallace 3 years ago
I love that saying..."what are you on about?" I'm american, but have Columbused it. I hope I've been using it right. 🥴
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Jennifer Norton 3 years ago
People who think this is bad don't understand that this is a joke referring to a movie!
LivingTheDream 3 years ago
Thank God this exists!! I had no idea what to use to fix my mini Stonehenge after it broke.
Needmorecowbell 3 years ago
How is this on here? This is Spinal Tap was amazing…and now I need this to honor it.
Helen Davies 3 years ago
Had no one here ever seen the amazing classic Christopher Guest movie, This Is Spinal Tap? It's the story of a rock band self destructing because one of the guitarists wants his girlfriend to manage the band. Using astrology. It's sooooooooo funny. You have to see this movie to get the joke.
Tami 3 years ago
There's a couple other mockumentaries with Christopher Guest, A Mighty Wind and Best in Show. Maybe not as good as Spinal Tap, but still funny. And Christopher Guest is so cute, Jamie Lee Curtis really scored there!
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Anna Taylor 3 years ago
Ok that one I have a harder time understanding. But I was mentally scarred after my middle school science teacher did a whole unit on parasites. With pictures. 🤢 The frog dissection was a piece of cake compared to that. Anyways, you do you, boo. 😆
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Mrs Spigot 3 years ago
Not sure how many folks are actually getting the joke here, maybe their amps don't go all the way to 11
Layla Corman 3 years ago
This is AMAZING! It belongs on the "So awesome I NEED it" list instead!
kath morgan 3 years ago
But this is great! Why does the title say bad products with this at the top?
Heather Vandegrift 3 years ago
This is amazing! I wonder what kind of tape it is (for paper and packages, or sports tape) *cue the "it's SPINAL tape" responses*
Crispy Toast 3 years ago
I live in a city with a large Chiropractic college. This would sell quite well here
Ugh_What_Now 3 years ago
WORST!? Nah, getting downvoted to the BOTTOM of the list. This is awesome!
Sandra Givens 3 years ago
Hilarious. They sold stuff like this in the store at the local medical college where I lived in Texas. Got some socks with bones printed on them for myself from there.
Cat Crazy Lady 3 years ago
Kind of great for fans of Spinal Tap (Mockumentary) so it's not that bad of a product..
Londo Cotto 3 years ago
Cmaaaaaahn . .this one has been coming for decades . . . .Spinal Tap TAPE is genius.
Anna Taylor 3 years ago
Ok I wouldn't get this personally but I know there are people fascinating with skeletal diagrams and the like, not to mention doctors. I so wish knew a brain and spine specialist I could surprise gift this to.
Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent 3 years ago
This is actually clever. Definitely not the worst thing on the list to get the No.1 spot!!
Marco Conti 3 years ago
Obviously a clever gag gift. I assure you. whoever came up with it is not making millions.
Roxy Eastland 3 years ago
Firstly, it's a pun, so that's good, and secondly the tape itself is awesome.
Katherine Heasley 3 years ago
Excuse me, but I think you confused "best" for "worst" in this case.
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago
How is this is a fail--this is brilliant and hilarious branding.
When people say that all things should have a function and a purpose, they've probably never stumbled upon an enormous USB-compatible Enter Key or a fried chicken phone case. The internet is chock full of items so extreme that they seem unreal. Yet, all it takes is one look at Amazon to recognize that it’s a true treasure trove of weird, strange, and peculiar objects.
We reached out to Drew Fairweather, the founder of the account, to learn more about his project and the inspiration behind it. The artist not only writes The Worst Things For Sale blog but is also the author of the daily comics Toothpaste For Dinner and Married To The Sea.
Fairweather started TWTFS about ten years ago when he was simply looking through Amazon. He noticed that there were many weird and hilarious items "always peeking out from under what I was actually trying to find," he told Bored Panda. Ever since then, the author has faithfully documented the oddest and most pointless objects found online. "Once you realize the breadth of bizarre things available there, you can't un-see them!"
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Invisible Potato 3 years ago
I have seen it, its actualy amazing becase it hugely desexualite woman wearing it, so they arent fpcus of some random boner
When it comes to the Twitter account, it now has more than 11.6K followers. This shows just how many people are drawn in by a desire to discuss and figure out why on earth such things exist in the first place. Also, why some people actually buy them. Well, as they say, one person’s trash is another’s treasure.
"Since buying items is the main creative outlet of most people—most Americans, at least—people enjoy seeing unusual items for sale," he said. Statista reports that Amazon was responsible for 50 percent of US e-commerce spending in 2021. One of the company’s key tools to increase that spending is Amazon Prime, a membership that gives you free and fast shipping, plus extra privileges like streaming music and video.
In 2018, as many as 62 percent of their customers in the US were Prime members. According to Statista, they are highly engaged shoppers who spend a lot of money—more than double the amount of non-Prime members per year—and are relevant to Amazon’s success.
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Fairweather also writes about items "that seem normal—branded waffle irons, pink screwdrivers—that have a strange or sinister subtext hidden beneath the sales pitch." When it comes to some of the most bizarre things he has ever come across, it has to be the "BabySaver, a box where you store your child's baby teeth after they fall out."
"The box has holes for each tooth, so you can reassemble your child's teeth into a jaw-shaped curio," he explained. "If that's not enough, it has a slot in the middle for your child's umbilical cord."
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When it comes to finding such items floating around Amazon, he revealed that most of them he has dug up on his own, though his followers also help with suggestions. "I tend to stay away from novelty items, which are those intentionally created to be 'wacky,' since there's nothing unusual or sinister about these."
"I'd rather write about something like Extylus, which is a stylus for your smartphone that you strap to your finger, so you can use your finger to control your smartphone."
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"As with any items manufactured and sold, these were all created with the purpose of making money! A lot of these companies, I'd imagine, start with someone having an idea they hope will be popular, a niche product that will become the next Beanie Baby or Scrub Daddy," he told us. "They're then put through the wringer of marketing to become one of the abominations I write about, like Bumper Dumper, the toilet you attach to the trailer hitch of your truck."
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Madison Feehan 3 years ago
My family destroyed capitalism and the only thing they brought back was this tee shirt.
The artist revealed that his ultimate goal is to make people think about what they’re buying and why. "These products are mostly made of plastic, manufactured by underpaid factory workers, sold at a premium to people who don't need them," he explained.
"They're a colossal waste of energy and material resources, and it engenders suffering from the human cost of manual labor, the occupational health hazards experienced by the workers, and the ecological damage done by extracting these limited resources from the Earth."
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Call Me Mars 3 years ago
Ok but I NEED this! I have autism and HATE when food touches, and I would buy this is an INSTANT!
Fairweather continued: "The very richest people accumulate wealth and use their power to strip the rest of us of health and happiness, then sell it back to us, one plastic piece at a time. We don't need any of these things! It's all a symptom of a society which has prioritized the accumulation of the wealthy over all other aspects."
So while these awful objects catch our attention and allow us to let out some genuine laughs, they also show a much deeper problem. Remember that each time we consume a product, we support certain businesses and their values. So next time you want to buy a funny-looking thing online, think long and hard whether it's actually worth it.
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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago
You can even store the umbilical cord and the lanugo in it. Every proud parent should have one.
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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago
Amazing how much american flag apparel there is. I'm sure that there's something written that the flag is not supposed to be worn
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Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago
Because you can't just use your hands to shape hamburger into any shape you want.
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ThatOneWriter 3 years ago
For the niche market of people who want to date characters from early Simpsons video games
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Madison Feehan 3 years ago
🎶 Don't tell me what to do, and don't tell me what to say, if I eat cheese from a gun, don't tell me how to behave! 🎶
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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago
I find it offending that they assume that only dogs want to video chat. Cats also want to video chat with their slaves at times.
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ThatOneWriter 3 years ago
I could see this being useful for people with certain mobility issues.
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kristina law 3 years ago
Taken my arms! Taken my legs! Taken my soul! Left me with life in hell! One of the best songs ever written!
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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago
Real men also don't need t-shirts telling them how to be a real man.
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Yettichild 3 years ago
It's a squeeze trap. For keeping an animal still while giving injections.
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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago (edited)
Thanks to Freedom of Choice, people can decide not to buy it.
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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago (edited)
They were mostly for 2000 and 2001, I don't see the point in dragging it out. We were excited the year finally had multiple zeroes in it was all
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Peej Maybe 3 years ago
Imagine being a kid excitedly opening this present from one of your grandparents and finding out it's a calculator.
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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago
Yeah, doesn't work when they are not magnetized under an oak tree during the Northern Summer Solstice by a certified druid.
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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago (edited)
You will definitely win the corporate-ugly-sweater-contest every year thanks to that.
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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago
Look at her, she's been sat there for 10 years and she still can't levitate.
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Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago
I'm pretty sure the spinny thing would throw pee back onto whoever peed on it.
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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
Le'ts get down to businness to defeat the Huns... Great, now I will have this song rstuck in my mind for hours!
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ZAPanda 3 years ago
still fascinates me that people will use all the products of science - you know, space ships, aircraft, nuclear power stations, cars, GPS, cellphones, computers, etc - but when it comes to medicine and how the body works they are like, no, screw science, Im going to go with some theory from like 5000 years ago.
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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago
People who have suffered traumatic brain injury would probably find this highly amusing. Not everyone is as easily offended as some people think they should be.
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Madison Feehan 3 years ago
It's all fun and games until you accidentally turn off the emergency brake.
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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago
It's a hint to the "Now this is what I call [ Rock, Rap, Country, the 70's, the 80's] collections to sell people the same songs they already have on other "Now this is what I call....." albums.
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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
People who need to die : whoever created that horrific 3Ds illustriation.
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Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
Now, i'm not saying anything particular, but "Elder Knight" sounds a bit like "Grand Wizard".
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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago
It's a card game where you have to win despite the fact that the rules are changed every 10 seconds, no card is what it appears to be and you're allowed to keep cards up your sleeve.
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Heather Vandegrift 3 years ago
Why is it that in America, pot is still illegal in a majority of states, but alcohol (which is SIGNIFICANTLY worse for both the person using it and society) is so widely accepted that there's a market (however stupid) for things like this?!? I've never been afraid that I was going to get hurt by a stoned person, but drunk people are unpredictable and scary!
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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
So... People wasted time, money, resources and energy to make... that?
Jace 3 years ago
Capitalism is gross. “Does anyone need this? No. But some people will still pay us for it, so let’s make it.”
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Charles Mitchell 3 years ago
A review on the Shock bracelet site complaining that it started shocking them at random intervals. They didn't figure out that they were being punished for being stupid enough to buy it in the first place.
LivNoomore 3 years ago
"35 Products That Are So GOOD, It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them"
Cat Crazy Lady 3 years ago (edited)
Curious. Question to all of you. If you were to choose one of these products for yourself. Which one would you buy?
Don't Look 3 years ago
It seems to me that this list offended itself. I'd consider quite a few of these. If uncommongoods.com was a little less uptight, they'd sell some of these things.
Cat Crazy Lady 3 years ago
Which ones? Seems many like the divider thing for plates.
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Casey Del Toro 3 years ago
Several of these would actually be really useful for ND people or those with motor issues :/
Dex 3 years ago (edited)
"Fight capitalism, buy my merch! Only 10 uyghers died in the factory, on the day this shirt was made" I'm convinced most gen z'ers are going to cause a new type of willfull dark ages, where the information is there but they care more about their own statement backed by feelings rather than facts.
StealTheFruit 3 years ago
It's kinda sad that some of the ones being mocked are products made for disabled people.
Tami 3 years ago (edited)
Advanced techniques in design and mass production supporting an explosion of creativity. There's a book called Post-Scarcity Anarchism that explains how these forces have the potential to create an great utopian anarchy. But looking at products like these, it seems we've got a ways to go yet. We're not yet done wasting time, energy, and resources on drivel like this.
Shine Caramia 3 years ago
I want to read that book, and I think at least half of these items are not drivel.
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Geneva Singleton 3 years ago
Some of these are dumb, sure. But a lot of these are just fun stuff, or actually helpful for people with mobility issues. Made me laugh a couple times at least.
Morgan Lam 3 years ago
Cats (as well as dogs) are special because they can usually sense when their owner is pregnant. That product may seem dumb at first, but cats do have very sensitive hearing, so it could be good to get them used to baby noises before the baby truly arrives as they can be very loud, as well as other noises that may result from caring for a baby. So that when the cat meets the actual baby, it won’t be as surprised by the noises it makes or become afraid. Just make sure baby doesn’t play too rough with your cat! Kitties are only animals so if your child pulls their tail, the kitty may give you baby a little swat, so be sure to condition your baby to your cat as well and make sure they know how to properly treat cats and to not harm them!
Marnie 3 years ago
Wow. I think I upvoted every single one except that product to keep food from touching (which seems legit). I'm impressed with the ability of humans to be complete ridiculous.
Metallicd3ath 3 years ago
*that's* the one you thought seemed the most useful?
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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
So... People wasted time, money, resources and energy to make... that?
Jace 3 years ago
Capitalism is gross. “Does anyone need this? No. But some people will still pay us for it, so let’s make it.”
Load More Replies... Charles Mitchell 3 years ago
A review on the Shock bracelet site complaining that it started shocking them at random intervals. They didn't figure out that they were being punished for being stupid enough to buy it in the first place.
LivNoomore 3 years ago
"35 Products That Are So GOOD, It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them"
Cat Crazy Lady 3 years ago (edited)
Curious. Question to all of you. If you were to choose one of these products for yourself. Which one would you buy?
Don't Look 3 years ago
It seems to me that this list offended itself. I'd consider quite a few of these. If uncommongoods.com was a little less uptight, they'd sell some of these things.
Cat Crazy Lady 3 years ago
Which ones? Seems many like the divider thing for plates.
Load More Replies... Casey Del Toro 3 years ago
Several of these would actually be really useful for ND people or those with motor issues :/
Dex 3 years ago (edited)
"Fight capitalism, buy my merch! Only 10 uyghers died in the factory, on the day this shirt was made" I'm convinced most gen z'ers are going to cause a new type of willfull dark ages, where the information is there but they care more about their own statement backed by feelings rather than facts.
StealTheFruit 3 years ago
It's kinda sad that some of the ones being mocked are products made for disabled people.
Tami 3 years ago (edited)
Advanced techniques in design and mass production supporting an explosion of creativity. There's a book called Post-Scarcity Anarchism that explains how these forces have the potential to create an great utopian anarchy. But looking at products like these, it seems we've got a ways to go yet. We're not yet done wasting time, energy, and resources on drivel like this.
Shine Caramia 3 years ago
I want to read that book, and I think at least half of these items are not drivel.
Load More Replies... Geneva Singleton 3 years ago
Some of these are dumb, sure. But a lot of these are just fun stuff, or actually helpful for people with mobility issues. Made me laugh a couple times at least.
Morgan Lam 3 years ago
Cats (as well as dogs) are special because they can usually sense when their owner is pregnant. That product may seem dumb at first, but cats do have very sensitive hearing, so it could be good to get them used to baby noises before the baby truly arrives as they can be very loud, as well as other noises that may result from caring for a baby. So that when the cat meets the actual baby, it won’t be as surprised by the noises it makes or become afraid. Just make sure baby doesn’t play too rough with your cat! Kitties are only animals so if your child pulls their tail, the kitty may give you baby a little swat, so be sure to condition your baby to your cat as well and make sure they know how to properly treat cats and to not harm them!
Marnie 3 years ago
Wow. I think I upvoted every single one except that product to keep food from touching (which seems legit). I'm impressed with the ability of humans to be complete ridiculous.
Metallicd3ath 3 years ago
*that's* the one you thought seemed the most useful?
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