29 Times Kids Didn’t Win The Name Lottery, As Pointed Out By Members Of This Online Group

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I worked with a Lancelot and I used to know someone called Merlin

No but if there was a shampoo called Strawberry Rain I would 100% buy it

This seems to be quite common. I’ve seen lots of internet stories with a Nevaeh. I guess lots of parents think it’s special or unique to write a word backwards and then use it as a name.

Or worse, all the same spelling, like the character "Major Major Major" in the novel Catch-22

As if the child doesn't have enough issues already with her crazy family.

That wasn't very Kashmonay of her.

They will have a smashing career as strippers or porn stars.

Look.... The name Adolf has been around for a long time.... Probably the moniker of many a good man.... Why we letting one dude screw it up

Sometimes I'm wondering if it's cultural.

I ran across brother and sister clients named Westelle and Estelle. Laughed till I damn near fell off my chair.

Y?

I just KNOW she was called "Jennifart" by the bullies.

That's a load to put on a poor child.

I'm a skillet fan and I don't approve

To someone who doesn't know I can imagine hearing this and being like, that's such a pretty name. Then their gonna meet a GOT fan and just be wrecked.

If this is in reference to Michael Jackson’s kid then just remember that Blanket is a nickname, not his actual name. It is Prince Michael Jackson II

My uncles name is Fred but most of his life he was called Derf. (true story)

Turned out ok for Johnny Cash

This name did not age well. Gay used to mean happy and when it did that's a sort of nice name. I mean I still wouldn't pick it wether it means happy or I want to f**k someone of my gender

Is this from The Simpsons?

Think it's meant to be pronounced Absidee... not the worst pronounciation-wise, I guess...

This is also a regular name in Portugal.

Oh I once knew a Braden, Braydon, Braedon, Jayden, Kayden and Shayden all in the same grade. That poor teacher lol

You want some samiches?

I thought that was a requirement for having that name 😂

Many names have cultural backgrounds or significance like Innocent, Brilliant,Given etc. Specifically in African countries

It's been a while since I've seen it, but wasn't there a woman named Konan in Naruto?

You've never been to Ireland ..... many, many Aiden's there who are delightful, law abiding, funny and hospitable people including at least 4 generations of a friend of mine, funnily enough, called Aiden.

I'm not a native english speaker but this name sounds nice to me. Reminds me of Aidan from Sex & the City and I love John Corbett😁

My nephew Aiden is the most well behaved child I have ever seen

My mother’s name was Fayma. I hadn’t heard it before or since. Most people called her Faye.

As a teacher I’ve had multiple Aidens over the years and never had any behavioral issues with any of them…

Nothing wrong with Aiden, however, Eighdenn would freak me out, and I can see that happening.

Personally I like the name

An Aiden at my school got expelled for choking someone and generally being a d**k

I know one with the spelling Aaden (Not the Jon & Kate Plus Eight one). Lost contact with him over the years but he was a good bloke back in elementary school.

I teach, and agree with this 100%. I have NO idea what causes this or why, but I will back this up whole heartedly.

Perfectly normal name. Also, I hope you're not a teacher.

As a teacher, can confirm all of the -adens I've know have it rough.

In 2002 when I was pregnant with my son Aidan was #300 on the baby name list. In 2003 when he was born it was #1. We'd been looking for something unique without it being made up and weird and I guess so was everyone else. Plus it means "little fire", so that's fun

This is more true than not.