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Getting the job of your dreams isn’t always easy, especially since you’ll probably have to go through tons of interviews. And even if you feel confident in yourself and prepared, sometimes the situation in the room can seem overwhelming or even weird, even for those who seem to have seen it all. Having this in mind, Reddit user @AntonK777 asked people online “What was the worst job interview you've had?” The question that received more than 57k upvotes encouraged people online to share their worst and sometimes even funny experiences that happened during the interview.

Users shared some stories including interviewers who would ask them bizarre questions on irrelevant things, or the candidates themselves would say bizarre things caught in a moment of stress. Have you ever experienced something similar? Don’t forget to share your experiences and thoughts in the comments down below!

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#1

30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized Started as the worst, and ended as the best. The beginning started like this: "I'm so sorry to have to inform you of this, but we pulled the wrong resumé contact information, we didn't mean to call you in for an interview." Before leaving, the interviewer gave me a brief tour of the company grounds (because they felt so bad for wasting my time). They introduced me to the department head that I would have been working for, (if that department was actually hiring). Had a great conversation and the department head was convinced that I would be an asset to them, and they hired me on the spot. Just wanted to add (since this got way more attention than I thought) that I have been with this company for over 8 years now, and they are an awesome bunch of people. It was a very unlucky/lucky day for me!

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Pat Bond
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Extremely rare event, unicorn level. Well done though.

plain bOrEd not panda
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or it was one of those checks how you react when being surprised/harassed/under pressure and stuff.

Micah
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's what I'm thinking. "We're sorry to waste your time, so to make up for it we'll potentially waste more of your time" sounds weird.

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Vicky Z
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow that was cool! You can instantly tell they were good since they really felt bad and valued your time!

Purple Gerbil
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once had a zoom interview for a charity job. They contacted me a few days later saying they were impressed and can I come in for a face to face interview. There was a bit of back and forth while they were trying to check availability of everyone who needed to be there. Then they did a complete 180 and said I wasn’t right for the role!!! They also ignored my request for feedback too!!

Tim
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best worst interview ever.

Maurettis
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The wrong one at the right moment, unless that was a test, and the real interview was about your reaction

Bobby
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It happens only in Bollywood movies. Otherwise reality is cold as US soldier's heart.

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    #2

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized I was interviewing for a job in Houston, and lived in Austin, about 2.5 hours away. I drove to Houston for the first round of interviews, and they said it went well and wanted to being me in for a final interview, so i drove there again. It seemed like it went well and they told me they had one more interview to conduct and would have a decision tomorrow. So the next day came and went, I emailed the manager to ask if any decision had been made, nothing, waited a couple more days, left a voicemail, nothing. Then a couple days later, I just called the main number for the company and told the receptionist why I was calling. She was like "well, someone just started in that job yesterday". They ghosted me after I drove a total of 10 hours to interview twice. Still salty about that 11 years later.

    ElToberino , Charles16e Report

    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was young, no matter what you applied for, you would at least get a call or letter, however short, telling you if you had not got a job. This new trend of not even bothering to contact you after the fact is atrocious.

    Yort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then sometimes they’ll email you like YEARS later to say they have a job opening and you have no memory of even applying to the company in the first place, after they never told you that you didn’t get the job.

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    Pat Bond
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that feeling. Four interviews down to the last two and not a peep. Pretty much had to ring reception and got a very similar reply. The firm is a houshold name in cosmetics, haircare etc. I don't buy anything they sell, actively avoid it.

    Veronica Sjöberg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a thing now. If you don't hear from them it's a "no". You are not even worthy of a phone call.

    Walking On Sunshine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't want to move to Houston anyway.

    Purple Gerbil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do companies think it’s ok to do s**t like this?! My husband had an interview with a local company. Then they offered him a second interview with the big boss but he had to travel to London for it out of his own pocket (not far, but expensive). Found out big boss would have been in town the next day so could have saved him the effort. Didn’t get the job and didn’t even get the courtesy of a thanks but no thanks email. Through a bit of LinkedIn research though he dodged a bullet.

    Frannie Kaplan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They shouldn't even ask forn3 unpaid interviews. First red flag

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    Gaby Almodovar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Company-managers doing this should be fired. For one simple reason, what matters for the company: money. Because these kind of managers are wasting company's money. Holding interviews, costs money also for the company. Let's say, you get your super-number-one-dream-candidat, and of course, you hire him/her. Super! But....anything can happen, the dude doesn't show up (doesn't matter, for what reasons), quits in the probe-period, you have to fire him because of reasons (drugs, alcohol, AH-who mess up the teamwork, making company losing money). So, you are there again with no specific staff-member, and because you were an idiot AH ghosting number 2-3-4-5 candidates, who were also good enough, you have to start the whole advertising-interviewing-hiring process from the beginning. Losing the company's money. Oh, and of course, you deserved it.

    HarriMissesScotland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is almost worse. Husband graduated from an Ivy League school with a Math degree. High powered banking group seeks him out. We drove 4 hours to their headquarters (they paid for a hotel) and he went to the interview with 4 high faluting VP's. There was a two-year gap from his graduation, so they asked what he had been doing, so he told them. Worked as a Ringling clown. One of them said, " we don't think you would be an asset to our company", and they got up and walked out. THEY sought him out. Just because they didn't do their homework was their fault. Their loss and we went back to Ringling. Just because he worked for the circus did not mean his genius IQ dropped.

    Kristin Smeltzer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband was diagnosed with early onset Parkinson's disease at 67. His symptoms were shuffling of feet, slurred speech, low volume speech, degradation of handwriting, horrible driving skills, and his right arm is held at 45 degree angle. He was placed on Sinemet for 7 months and then Sifrol and rotigotine were introduced which replaced the Sinemet but he had to stop due to side effects. We tried every shot available but nothing was working. There has been little if any progress in finding a reliable treatment, I quit my meds due to side effects. Our care provider introduced us to Kycuyu Health Clinic Parkinson’s herbal treatment. The treatment is a miracle. My husband has recovered significantly! Visit kycuyuhealthclinic. co m

    Mike Loux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little late now, but I would have totally named and shamed. I think Glassdoor was around then.

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    #3

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized I had an interview where I knew the answers I gave were good, solid examples. I understood the technical side well. But the interviewer kept sneering, being rude and saying “really?” In a skeptical tone and I got the distinct impression he hated me. About 20 mins in, I thought about politely calling it a day and leaving but in my innocence thought it would be good practice to stay. 40 mins in, it’s like a light switch goes off inside and he’s the nicest guy, his eyes light up and he started hard selling the role and position to me. Introduces me to the team. The director interviews me and he and the team are lovely. Apparently, their interview technique is to be rude to see how you perform under pressure and they’d all been observing using a camera and were impressed I remained so polite and calm throughout. They couldn’t understand why I declined. to save me responding to comments. I understand pressure testing is a legitimate technique, and whilst I felt deeply uncomfortable and my gut was screaming at me to get out of there like in a nightclub when you know the creepy guy is really bad news and you need to get out, I understood that it was a possibility that that is what he could have been doing. However to add more context, they had my work history including 10 years in the ambulance services which involves resuscitation whilst the public yell at you and threaten you. I’m used to being polite and professional whilst being harassed and threatened. Nothing spreadsheet based, even pulling all nighters is going to match that for pressure and I’m well known for staying calm and composed all the time (even if I’m exploding inside). My biggest objection was not realising I was being broadcast and hearing them discuss my reactions to my face, like I was some kind of movie actor. It felt so violating.

    bibbiddybobbidyboo , Paul Long Report

    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that being insulted and provoked in your interview is a reasonable way to test your skills in the field. In fact, experiencing that behaviour from a perceived position of power, in a situation where you are in a position of need, is not a reliable indicator of how you would respond to a patient. Like this person, it would give me a negative view of the company, and I would not appreciate being recorded without consent and being experimented on in that manner.

    Aeon Flux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that sounds like they're just indulging their own sociopathy.

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    Jess
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if the treat you like s**t and you don't stand up for yourself, they know they can do it later when you're employed..

    Allan Breum
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am fairly certain that they are legally required to inform you that the interview is being recorded BEFORE you start.

    similarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a childish interview process!

    Jeff Striks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they were basically told "We're gonna treat you like crap. Hope that's cool"

    Beatrice Multhaupt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these experiences sound almost like divine intervention, i.e. things went so badly that the signal to get the heck out of there simply couldn't be ignored. I had a weird experience during an interview at the college of my choice and withdrew my application. The next place i applied to had way more going for it than I had expected and I never looked back.

    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's illegal in some places to record someone without their consent

    Mark Kelly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that's a good way to see your skills. Because that might imply that management could abuse you and you'll take it

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it was not. You must have better job offers.

    Pamela Blue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have shown how calm I could be under pressure. I would have looked him straight in the eye and asked calmly, "were you born this rude or did you have to really work at it?"

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    #4

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized Five interview rounds with the last interview round being with the CEO all for an entry level customer service job. During the last interview, the CEO said you weren’t allowed to get sick, and you weren’t allowed to leave at the end of the day until all of the work had been done. So even though the job was 8-4 the CEO said customer service reps often stayed until 6 PM or later. She also asked if I would be comfortable secretly reporting to her about what the customer service team is up to. I declined the job offer and the company harassed me with emails asking why and what they did wrong. Really glad I didn’t take the job.

    freshlydeliveredegg- , Paul Brody Report

    Gaby Almodovar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the crystal-clear definition of a toxic workplace.

    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 interviews for an entry level job was the first red flag and everything went wild from that point and after

    Frannie Kaplan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 interviews? Why do people accept this? Entry level even

    Pamela Blue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you told them EXACTLY what was wrong, and copied in all the other four interviewers as well. What a toxic work place that would be. Sheesh!

    Mark Kelly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I would tell them exactly what they did wrong

    Pat Bond
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The company CEO comes across as a complete liability and doesn't appear to have a legal grasp of how contracts and remuneration actually work.

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your email reply?

    cybermerlin2000
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably something like: Everything. You did EVERYTHING wrong

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    Bettie-Jean Neal
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    3 years ago

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    Female CEO, enough said. In my entire career, every female CEO I have worked with has been a psycho b*tch on wheels.

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    #5

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized Maybe not the worst, but one that stands out: I was the interviewer, hiring for a position working with individuals with mental and/or physical disabilities. The person I was interviewing used the word "r***rded" multiple times. I pointed it out after the second use, stating "this is a position working with people with disabilities, that is a word that is not tolerated in this environment." They shrugged it off, maybe two minutes later, dropped it again. I stood up, thanked them for their interest, handed them back their resume, and told them I could already tell it wouldn't be a good fit and didn't want to waste their time, and walked them to the door.

    AcrolloPeed , Chris Chan Report

    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does someone like that even get associated with an organization for people with disabilities?

    Hudge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Granted this was Alabama 20-ish years ago, but I had a summer job with Alabama Mental Health working in an "MR" group home. That's how they designated the patient groups - MR or MI, mentally re***rded or mentally ill. It made me uncomfortable even then.

    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still cringe that the Spastic society kept their name until 2001

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    plain bOrEd not panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this word stuck so much with this person, I expect this particular word had been used in regard to this person while growing up a lot. My grandmother used to call me "Little s**t". It took me a great effort not to use it with my kids, because it just came up to my mind every time they made me angry.

    Persephone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MRDD is a medical abbreviation. It stands for mentally retarded, developmentally disabled, and is still used. It's not a slur, but a medical term... you can't just shorten it to retarded tho! I feel like maybe there could have been some advice or education given here. The word itself means "to be held back", people turned it into a slur and insult.

    memyselfandI
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, it used to be the commonly accepted official term. Just like moron, Negro, barbarian, and a bunch of others. The challenge is that as soon as you have a word for a group of people who aren’t liked very much, the word itself becomes an insult and you have to find a new word.

    Persephone
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true; the actual definition is a description of "being held back" (like by a condition), and not an insult... people turned it into one. It's a used med term in charting.

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    J&B FitzTubeKidz
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So idk if this guy was just sounding like a jerk, but the word ret**ded is actually the scientific word for someone with a mental disability. Do I think it’s right to say it? No, not really, not in the world we live in. Does it make sense for someone who works there? Yeah, kinda. Still don’t support it though, I was in special needs and that word hurt when it was said.

    Persephone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing this wasn't a nursing facility, and more like a community outreach program.

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    Pink kitty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a kid I said r****d in front of my grandmother who went crazy. Apparently her younger sister had polio as a kid and it severely affected her arms in particular and the other kids used to make fun of her all the time as a result. Never used the word again. I think my ears are still ringing decades later from that reprimand!

    Julie Cohn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked for a few months with the mentally disabled last year. I definitely never used this word unless the client preferred it to embrace specifying their disability. Either way, I had never worked in this environment before & had enough common sense not to use it during the interview.

    mulk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Non-english speaker here: what's the full word "r***rded"??

    KatHat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's one of those words that started innocuous - to "re.tard" something is just to "hold back" - and so it meant someone whose development had been held back or delayed in some way. But over time people started using it as an insult, both the adjective "that person is re.tard.ed" or - even worse - as a slang noun, calling people "re.tard". Both are seen as highly offensive. Don't do it, ever.

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    #6

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized An Interviewer told me that he worried I would be sexually harassed if I joined his team. Red flag.

    jafarshah , Kim Siever Report

    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He worried? Because he's okay that this kind of thing is actually allowed to happen? Yeah, that's a big old NOPE.

    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: I'm worried cause we have a lot of perverts in the company and you seem like the kind of person that would sue us instead of keeping mouth shut!

    v
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd count this one as a win. At least he gave you a clear warning before you were hired.

    Mark Kelly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah more like worried about a lawsuit

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, so sweet of him to just worry a bit and not actually do anything about it. Holy sh... Red flag the size of China....

    Maurettis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHOA. You really get the interviewer is there just for the money

    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
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    3 years ago

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    I mean, that might technically count as kind of a compliment(?). Maybe he was saying that you were handsome/pretty enough for people to want to sxually harass you?

    Bobby
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    3 years ago

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    So did you joined their dairy farm ranch?

    #7

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized I told them I couldn't answer their questions, farted audibly out of stress and thanked them for their time.

    LobsterNixon , Todd McCann Report

    sofacushionfort
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t sell yourself short: “A farting horse will never tire. A farting man is the one to hire.”

    Chucky Cheezburger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hell,if that were true, I'd have job offers coming out my ears! Gotta tell my wife this one. In my line of work, it's helpful to be able to withstand rank stank...

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    Zophra
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flip. I was yound and right out of college and a nervous wreck on an interview for a job I really wanted. The Interviewer lets out this loud ripping fart with a stench like a dead animal was in his r****m. He just said,"Excuse me" and went right on asking interview questions.It was a small room, my eyes were watering, and I was trying so hard not to laugh from shock and nerves. I kept wondering if it was some type of on-camera tv prank on me. He ended up being one of the best bosses I ever had so I guess don't judge a person by their fart?

    Zophra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP just censored the last part of the large intestine. Clinical word too. Really? Really?

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    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me you got the job! But if not you definitely made a loud exit!

    Julia Atkinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bravo! An inaudible fart wouldn't have had the same effect

    similarly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done interviewing and hiring for companies, and I would NEVER disqualify a person for being a human being. Farts happen.

    Jods
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally could not answer anything. Just froze. Then puked all over the table. Didn’t get the internal promotion.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best place for farters, is to work as Janitors, or more qualified must go to Leather factory.

    Pamela Blue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my! I'm wiping away tears here. That was the funniest thing I've read in a while. Talk about laughing out loud!

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    #8

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized My personal favorite bad interview: I had been unemployed for a bit, was desperate for a new gig. Had gained a lot of weight living off of fast food, so my good pants didn't fit me very well. I sat down in the interview chair as the person was walking around to their side of the desk... ...and the button of my pants popped off, did a one-hopper off of the desk, and RIGHT into their coffee cup. Swished, no clink at all. For the entire interview, they were sipping their coffee, and I was sitting there with my pants unbuttoned waiting for the big reveal. I left before they got to the bottom of their coffee, but they HAD to have put two and two together. (This narrowly beats out the time I was offered water from a carafe at an interview, dropped it, and soaked both interviewers. At least that one wasn't as PSYCHOLOGICALLY tense.) No, I didn’t get the job. Yes, I should have told them. But I froze up, and they were a VERY talkative interviewer.

    PM_Skunk , Robert Sheie Report

    April Stephens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need to read any farther in this list. This is the "end all, be all" bad interview story. Kudos.

    Tim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    M: I'm sorry, but I'm so fat that my button popped off of my pants and landed in your coffee. I: *blinks several times* M: *stands up, pants fall down* See? I: We don't like that kind of thing at Acme Clowns.

    Harri Ellis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ex husband was a Ringling clown, but left for another circus due to them refusing to pay a decent wage. WE ended up in Charlotte after leaving the second show. He ended up working at a JC Penny that he had worked at while he was in HS. I got a job in a women's shop at the same mall, and they let me work the same schedule as my husband. Then Ringling called and begged him to come back. They were offering all kinds of incentives for both of us, as well as a huge raise. The owner of my shop did not want me to leave, and asked us to have dinner with him and his FIL, who owned a men's shop. The FIL asked my husband to manage his shop, and I would also be promoted to Asst. Manager. Before we could answer, dinner arrived. Husband got fish, and he started to shake the bottle of malt vinegar, the entire lid came off and splashed everyone, and soaked the tablecloth. The restaurant brought us new meals, but we were all vinegar-y. The call of the circus was to hard to deny, so we declined offers.

    Persephone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 The visual I had was: Seth Rogan being interviewed... this sounds like a movie lol.

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must be below 20 then.

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    #9

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized Interviewer, putting candy bars on the table to open the interview: Have a candy bar. Do you want Hershey’s or Snickers? Me: Neither, thanks. I: Go ahead, pick one. M: I don’t want any candy now, thanks. I: Take one, Hershey’s or Snickers. M: Okay, I’ll take the Snickers. I: No, I want the Snickers. You take the Hershey’s. M: No, thank you.

    PomegranatePlanet , MCC Current Report

    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These "clever" ways of seeing how you manage conflict are just stupid.

    Persephone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll take both, but not the job." Then walk out...

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    cybermerlin2000
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My answer would have been: No, thanks. I'm diabetic. To be honest though, this sounds like a test to see how well you handle being offered choices and forced into one. Red flag if you ask me

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " I'll have a Hershey's you have the snickers cause it seems that you need it"

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *loads gun* HERSHEY'S OR SNICKERS, YOU F*CKER!

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would have happened if you said', 'Actually I'm diabetic, I appreciate your offer though, thank you.'?

    Tim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    M: Is this indicative of your management style?

    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop playing stupid, pointless games!

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be interview before getting married.

    I I
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    playing games is the new thing ? really ? CBA with that shite

    Pepper Sergent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So these people don't hire diabetics, got it.

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    #10

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized Video chat interview: red flag #1 the interview was with 10 interviewers (I was told it would be 1-on-1). Red flag #2: towards the end they asked if I had any questions. When I asked: "Do you all enjoy working here?" they all looked at each other nervously for about 20 seconds until someone said: "Sure. I mean, as much as you can enjoy work, I guess." Nope.

    paesanossbits , Matthew Hurst Report

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I’m sorry, your time is up. Goodbye.”

    Aeon Flux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a ringing endorsement!

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No body like to work. Everybody like Money.

    Dave P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know plenty of people who love their jobs and enjoy going to work.

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    #11

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized Yeah I have one that sticks out. I applied to a government branch as a network admin. The newspaper ad asked for a bachelors degree. They called me into the interview. When I got there, the first thing the interviewer said was, "We wanted someone with a masters degree. Why did you apply?" Now, I wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt. Maybe they had other interviews that day and got them mixed up. S**t happens. I just informed the interviewer that the ad I applied for requested a bachelors degree, and confirmed the position I was interviewing for. "No, we definitely wanted someone with a master's degree. So, again, why did you apply?" "If you wanted someone with a master's degree, why did you bother calling me in for an interview?" "You're very rude and unprofessional." Yeah, you f**ked up at every junction thus far, but I'm the one who's rude and unprofessional.

    fibericon , Kai Hendry Report

    Sandor M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someones cousin was already waiting with a masters degree,and they had to get rid of the others

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like you dodged a bullet! They have no idea what they are doing in there! You don't want to work for them

    Kanuli
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would need the whole conversation and background for a profound analysis. But nevertheless: To me it sounds like they wanted to hear why your are still good enough or even better than someone with just a degree. Like experiences or skills which make you especially unique or wanted. Like when they told me an apprenticeship costs as much as a house, you could answer “so why don’t you buy a house?”, while I answered “but i am better than a house”, and started describing why.

    Naesil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These bullshit mental gymnastics are probably reason why HR sacked me after bullshit recorded video interview where there was no one to talk to just question written out. Luckily I knew a guy working at the company and he managed to get me interview with site manager and like every job before that I got the job after face to face interview.

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    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is just like the Customers (HR) is always right.

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    #12

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized I drove 2 hrs for the interview. Got there and the interviewer was off sick and hadn't told anyone about me coming in. Got back in my car and drove the 2 hrs home. Withdrew my name from consideration.

    lent12 , Sean MacEntee Report

    Yort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh that happened to me once, only I had a 45 minute bus ride instead of a 2 hour drive. Nobody told me she was sick, nobody told the person who was working there that I was coming, I was given no way to reschedule the interview, and nobody ever contacted me to reschedule it. It was stupid anyway - it was through a local government program that helps people get jobs, my case worker thought it would be great for me to work in the call center of this place despite me pointing out that I have anxiety and can’t really do phone calls. Once in a while if I have time to prepare it’s fine, but having that be my entire job wouldn’t have worked out. But I’m still mad nobody even told me the person wasn’t even there!.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have canceled an interview after the interviewer stood me up without notice even though she knew i was abroad and would borrow a laptop for the interview!! They were in a hurry and really wanted the interview as soon as possible so i borrowed a laptop while on vacation! Waited 2 hours and nothing! Next day i have calls, mails and apologies! Continued my vacations and replied i wasn't interested anymore

    Hollie Marie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had that I turned up for an interview got shoved in the staff room, 45 mins later another interview candidate comes in and that's when they realise I'm still here. Turns out the person interviewing me had a family emergency that morning told someone to get this guy to run the interviews, they find said guy and he doesn't even know previous lady has left the building never mind that he's supposed to be doing the interviews. They rescheduled it but after some thought I was like I'm going to pass.

    Leeds Lass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I turned up for work on my first day (after driving across town to take my kids to school, back again to a train station and catching a train) and nobody was expecting me! Was very nicely told to go home and come back the following week.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless it's your absolute dream job it's not worth it driving more than even a half an hour

    Chris D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have rescheduled and never showed up.

    #13

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized At an interview for a tech startup, they asked me "If you could be any animal, what would you be?" I answered "Otter" because you know, fun, active, work well with their hands and cute as f**k. They really debated whether or not to hire me because of that answer because, and I quote, "We only hire predators, never prey." and they weren't sure how to quantify an Otter, because none of them had ever paid the least bit of attention to any sort of animal documentary or read biology or you know, visited a zoo recently. God that job sucked hard.

    rileysweeney , Richard Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We only hire predators" isn't already a huge red flag??

    Viviane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if you're a sea otter that goes after baby seals.

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    T. D. Bostick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess all those fish the otters prey on don't count.

    leonardoA24
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should of told them that you were a liger

    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida otters eat alligators.

    Mermaid Elle-Jaye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, imagine thinking otters are sweet and afraid like a rabbit

    Lou Lopez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Werewolf. It's as good an answer as any.

    Yort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Otters can kill crocodiles 🤷‍♀️

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's even worse than a coding whiteboard interview

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    #14

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized I went in to apply for an administrative assistant position and the guy kept asking me questions about liking kids and are my passports up to date...etc. I was SO confused. Turns out what he really wanted was a nanny for his two young kids to travel with him and his wife back to India. I was so angry he wasted my time. I noped right the f**k out of there.

    you_are_marvelous , allison Report

    Gaby Almodovar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy was an idiot. Why TF didn't he looked for a proper nanny?

    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A nanny position - especially one required to travel - will command a much higher salary than an admin assistant. He wanted Gordon Ramsey cooking for Bob's Burgers wages.

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    #15

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized Had a phone interview and the woman kept asking more and more intrusive questions, kept hinting I'm a total piece of s**t who's totally unfit for the job (it was the easiest job description ever) and jumping to conclusions about my life that were completely untrue. For example I found out that being a freelancer who gets a lot of decently paid work each month is apparently living off my parents. She kept going on and on like that for quite a while before I told her to back off and hung up. Didn't really need that job too badly but it was in a different country so the trravel aspect was the main reason. Years later I found out it was a "stress interview" which apparently is a thing. F**k those people.

    ZestyFix , Tim Parkinson Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, I cannot imagine what they think they will gain by being obnoxious in an interview.

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stress tests sounds like they're trying to see how much crap you'll put up with for the job.

    Viviane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the job genuinely involves stress, it might make more sense to ask questions relating to the specific stresses and then check references. If the stress is that the boss is verbally abusive, maybe it's better to send the boss for anger management or replace them with someone who has people skills.

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is stress interview and where is this a thing?

    That nerd Zoe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They try to stress you out to see how you will perform under pressure. It's really stupid.

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    advice5cents
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not on board with any organization that intentionally makes me feel bad for sport and calls it a technique.

    similarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd never heard of stress interviews before. Sounds ridiculous, and I say that as a person with over 15 years experience in management and supervisory positions.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Stress Interview”? WTF? Sounds more like some clever and abusive asshole somewhere thought up a novel way of torturing and playing with interviewees the way a cat will play with prey. They can”stress interview” themselves up their nasty f*****g asses.

    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is more a, "will you take all our s**t" interview

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many people don't realize the interview is supposed to be both ways. These mind f**k interviews need to die yesterday.

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    #16

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized At an interview to be a county street sweeper, guy asks me if I have a girlfriend, proceeds to rant for 5 minutes how young people dont get married anymore. Then he asks me what I want to avoid at the job. At the time I had no idea how to answer as I'd never been asked that in an interview before. So I ask him to clarify, to which he just repeats the question, over and over until he gets super angry that I dont know how to answer that, then asks me to leave. To this day, biggest wtf interview I've had.

    iforgotmyfirstnameFU , sung ming whang Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the best thing to avoid in this job would be him.

    Yort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should’ve answered “dating”

    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "what do you want to avoid at this job" "Inane questions like that one"

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do people expect the Interviewer to be, a Harvard Graduate for HR to interview for country sweeper. What he is, is an experienced sweeper.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toxic employers is better to avoid i think

    #17

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized Had an interview, went well. I was offering the job on the spot and accepted. The HR manager went to get the needed paperwork, came back 10 mins later and said “I must have forgot that we already filled this position. I’m sorry, but we don’t have an opening. I could call you if something opens back up”. I said no thank you.

    hardware5434 , Joel Bez Report

    Pat Bond
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whaaaat! You could actually get compensation in my country for that level of incompetence.

    Chris Kane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like maybe some execs son wanted some work experience at short notice.

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry mate, I won't work for a company that can't organize a p*ss up in a brewery

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the company should have offered OP that manager's job.

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    #18

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized I had a skype interview with a private practice and the lady interviewing me literally made it sound like a stern military parent. "You can NEVER be late" (mind you the job was an hour away) "Even if you have a cold you can NEVER call in sick" (idk if this was meant for pre or post-covid) "We're a small company so you won't have much of a work/life balance" "PS our pay for all this dedication is only 3 dollars more than the measely pay your getting now" Just a whole interview of Red Flags. And the last one was when the lady messaged me immediately after saying I got the job and had to leave my job at maximum, five days' notice, regardless of me kind of bombing the interview and claiming there were other interviewees in line. I could see why they were having trouble hring people tbh

    lolicraft , Sam Azgor Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any employer that wants to deny you your legal working rights, forget it.

    Thomas Biorogue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care if the job was 48 hours away, don't be late. Why would anyone give that excuse of "mind you, it was an hour away." So TF what, be on time. Sorry, being late is like my biggest pet peeve.

    Viviane
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One potential employer let me know that tardiness really bothered him, but more as a heads up that it was a personal peeve of his than as part of a general policy to overwork employees. He seemed pretty reasonable about work/life balance. So your dislike of lateness is acceptable; if you also expected it as part of 24/7 dedication without rewarding hard work, that would be exploitation.

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    #19

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized When he said I'll give you extra hours if you bring me smokes everyday, then put his hand on my leg and said his wife gives him passes to have fun. I also got a speeding ticket on the way to the interview. Was not my month.

    bhresmith , Falko Report

    Kanuli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha. I thought you would get a speeding ticket from driving AWAY from the interview.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh what a coincidence! They give you passes to have fun and i give punches to have fun!

    leonardoA24
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should of stuck his pack of ciggs down his throat.

    Amy Dodds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have got a speeding ticket getting away from this creep and all.

    april jenkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do it. get it on tape. blackmail.

    Pamela Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No blackmail if his wife agrees to it. He would have gotten as far as his comment, because I would have slapped his hand off my leg and made it abundantly clear that sexual harrassment would NOT happen with me. I would have waited for his response, and no matter what it was, would have walked out. Nope.

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    #20

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized Not that bad, but I remember Taco Bell asked me what type animal I would be if I could be anything. Like wtf do you want me to say? “ I would be a fire ant so I could work efficiently with my closest friends!” Sixteen year old me said an eagle, because they’re strong and they can fly. Meh...

    HereComesTheSarcasm , marneejill Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, these stupid questions that don't actually mean anything.

    Viviane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A dog. They're friendly, obedient, and not afraid to lick ass to get on with others."

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you would be the new favourite employee

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    Lord Mysticlaw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I literally got this question in an interview and yes, I answered ant. Working hard for the benefit of the colony and all that. Been working there for 4 years now and actual love it.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm tempted to reply a cockroach if i ever get that question! I will survive after all of you bitches! I won't get the job but who cares

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    advice5cents
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fire ant is hysterical. I'd hire you on the spot.

    Bob D. Lin Quint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'd be a Chihuahua because someday I'll own this place."

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'If you were a tuna-mayo sandwich, and you were stolen by a seagull, that dropped you onto a trawler barge, and were then tossed overboard in rough seas, and washed up on the beach... Would you be a sandy sandwich or a gravely sandwich?

    Pink kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing 'cat' would be a bad answer :D

    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say, I already am an animal. I'm a human.

    J. Normal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cockroach, so I would feel at home here

    Full Name
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be a human, as any other animal would probably not be able to do the work required.

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    #21

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized Was invited for an IT "helper" position when I was 17. Would help fix computers for people at a shody PC fix shop. They asked me "Whats the first thing you check if a customer calls and says their screen doesnt turn on?" I said "Well, you gotta check if they have it plugged into a socket" They laughed and said thank you that will be it. Then led me to the door and gently pushed me out.

    IgnasP , Ted Sakshaug Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that is literally the first thing you have to check, as everybody who has ever worked in IT will tell you.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the first question is "did you try to turn it off and then back on again"?😅😅😅😅

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    Chris Kane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They wanted a salesman, the answer should have been "you'll have to bring it in, did I mention there's a charge of $50 for diagnostics."

    Guido Pisano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sadly it is really the 1st thing to ask. I worked in IT and A LOT of people have things unplugged when they call

    Bob D. Lin Quint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like they wanted you to look for more expensive problems first.

    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had a customer on the phone and needed to know what to tell them. That place must've been a shitshow to work at.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check that how the customers can be made fool and can they pay more for an easy job.

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess we know how they got the reputation as being shoddy...

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    #22

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized It was my best interview. Great rapport with the interviewer. Gave me the job on the spot. It for a transfer to QA at Johnson Control. Came in to work the next day to have the offer rescinded. The job was already given to the plant managers niece and it had only been posted because of company policy. The story is much longer and complicated afterward but it was the first of several times I had been promoted (different companies) and then been told, "Never mind."

    the_real_abraham , Fen Labalme Report

    Dorothy Parker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only accept with their signed offer letter in hand, including all benefits described.

    Kanuli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sucks. Our supervisor was smarter imo: he filled the 2 positions and told the high up boss “sorry, no openings” and the boss, wanting to bring his friend or whoever in, created another opening.

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    #23

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized Had an interview at an office supply store once. Guy told me straight up it was a high-pressure sales quota job. They're prices on computers and.peripherals were s**t and that's what I'd be selling. Dude straight up said it's a lot of work for low pay, not a lot of people enjoy working there, and he finished off with the fact that he's been there for 18 years. Practically ran out of that interview screaming

    funkyjiveturkey , Warren LeMay Report

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sure that company wasn't named "Dunder Mifflin" by any chance???

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they were honest about the level of suck.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy was trying to save you from the misery he is dealing with

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The interviewer have the job to hire the people on time for that Sh!t job. He is successfully doing the same from since 18 years.

    #24

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized Showed up looking good in my suit with a ton of knowledge on Capital Partners. It turned out I had researched the wrong company named Capital Partners.

    [deleted] , Kent Wang Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, that must have been so awkward!

    Robert Bailey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard someone had a little confusion with a couple of companies called Four Season.

    Sawdust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So, why do you want to work in the field of International Finance?" "I thought you guys manufacture snow plows?"

    Monkey Spunk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd be amazed the amount of people who can't answer "what can you tell me about us?". I always brush up on that prior to going in but why would you not look up a potential employer, how do you know whether you're suited or not without doing some background?

    Freya the Wanderer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here - and I always think of a question or two to ask relevant to the company.

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    Persephone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... I really want to know how different they were!!! Like 4 Season's Hotel vs 4 Season's Landscaping different?!?

    Pat Bond
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In most interviews you are expected to have researched the company. Nothing overly heavy. When the company was founded, by whom, what they do, any innovations, size of company etc. Its a positive thing to do, shows interest and can be a good talking point for any ideas you may have. If you don't do the research it's a bit of a red flag to the interviewer. This guy must'nt have checked the address or something of the Capital Partners he was researching as it's a different company to the Capital Partners he went to interview with and came unstuck pretty quickly with the wrong knowledge.

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    #25

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized My first Interview ever was at DQ and I accidently knocked a 90 year old woman over.

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    Chich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have applied at a bank, you obviously know how to check a person's balance :P

    Kim Shannon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have been worse. She could have been 91

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she was the mother of the branch manager. And she was going to have a surprise birthday party. And she ended up in the grave.

    Rijkærd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold up there Bobby....that went tits up way too fast....

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    #26

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized Job was for a vibration analysis engineer. I knew how to do the job well. I knew the pay should be around 95k, and they stated 55k (in the interview). When I tried to discuss my point, they said, "don't worry, there's plenty of overtime". They also mentioned since they weren't involved with many balancings at the moment, I would assist the cleaning crew with a lot of the cleanings. I've never been so uninterested in a job in my life.

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    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh don't worry you will have plenty of overtime, do things that are not your responsibility and take a shitty salary on the top!! Nothing to worry really

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THEN they’ll make yours a salaried position.

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    Chucky Cheezburger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can take overtime and shove up their cornhole. If you have to include overtime to make the pay sound good, you aint paying enough! The price of my time away from work is worth more to me than what overtime pays. If I'm working OT, I'm doing them a favor,not the other way around.

    Kanuli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overtime does not add to the yearly income lol. You get paid, per contract, overtime is extra. Where I live we get paid 1/13 a month of yearly salary. And yea some companies try to cut the 13th under whatever BS conditions. But guess what? It’s part of the yearly salary, you can’t touch that. If you leave early mid year, you get it partly of course.

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    #27

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized An agency sent me for an interview and said “the starting salary is £33000”. The interview went fairly well until the interviewer said “so what sort of salary are you looking for?” So using the info I had from the agency I said. “Well, I think £33000 is a fair starting point”....the interviewer practically threw me out! He started to shout about wasting his time because I expected to be paid a huge salary and who did I think I was... he was paying £20,000..............

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    Monkey Spunk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I've had this before, they offered me the job at £5k under my current salary, turns out the recruiter had lied about the salary, spent a week badgering me to take the role because "money doesn't matter, they're a great company", in fairness I knew people who worked there and loved it but at that salary, no way.

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen a lot these stupidities in LinkedIn(sites are not responsible) and other genuine Job sites. They highlight the big salary. And in the salary column below have the smaller amount.

    #28

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized Realised it was a pyramid scheme half way through the interview. I was already working so didn’t accept the job.

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    Sawdust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting choice of paperweight for a multi-level marketing outfit.

    Robyn Rob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was young and naive, took a receptionist job with a company I didn’t realize was an mlm. Watching others come in thinking it was a legitimate manager job only to find out it was selling perfume on the street was heartbreaking. You could see the sadness on their faces. I lasted a week and then quit

    El muerto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is not a pyramid is a romboid

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    #29

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized I got invited to a "group interview." I thought it meant that a group of people would interview me, which is fairly common. I showed up and there were about ten other kids there. We all went into a conference room and they interviewed us all at once. They asked a question and everyone took turns answering. They switched up who went first each time, and one kid completely froze when it was his turn, so we all had to sit there in the most uncomfortable silence.

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    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe this was the premise of a show called "Blind Date".

    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a fairly common thing for teenagers applying to fast food/supermarket jobs

    MiriPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called an assessment day and fairly common.

    Naesil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I was studying for my Bachelors they did gather group of us who the teachers suggested based on some classes, and I guess they then decided which ones of us got to the actual interview after that, I did work for that company almost 5 years immediately after graduating.

    Bella Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has happened to me - but worse. All the candidates had to work in pairs in various team-building exercises.

    Micah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that for a mall job once.

    april jenkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have done this type of interviews 3 times.. i hate being the last to answer as what i wanted to say had been said by 10 others before me...

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    #30

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized I was the only person that hr was able to source for a role and I still got rejected. :(

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    Kate Fei
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of get this one. From my experience (I was hiring people a few years back) it is not a good idea to hire someone just because noone else applied at the time. If they are not a fit (for any reason) the company should not settle.

    Jo Choto
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    That does not speak well of your track record or your interviewing skills!

    Lantana Howell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judgy Jo..... maybe don't jump to conclusions when you have almost ZERO information with which to form an opinion. Geez Louise! Be kind or be quiet. It's easy to shame and blame from behind a screen. Honey, you're a troll.

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    #31

    The interviewer started hitting on me. Bye.

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    Bobby
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    3 years ago

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    Why are you so cute?

    #32

    She said employees got marked down one point if they came in late to work, even in a blizzard. She said it was their responsibility to check the weather the day before and prepare accordingly. Some of their employees commuted from 100 miles away, so they didn't cut anybody any slack. Usually I send a follow-up email saying thanks for the interview, I'm interested in the job, bla bla bla. But I didn't send an email that time.

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    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing is that they warned you from the beginning that they are assholes

    Rijkærd
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. Did i just read that employees commuted from 100 miles away??? F**k that job.

    #33

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized I was recommended by a particular manager to interview for a makeup counter position. It was a really tense, awkward interview with the store manager, and I wasn’t really certain why he was so hostile toward me. Turns out he was just trying to figure out if I was in on the other manager’s scheme of stealing products and selling them on Craigslist, which I found out about after she was arrested the next week. It was a shock to me because she was a bit of a mentor to me and I had no idea.

    CONFETA , Jennie Robinson Faber Report

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    #34

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized As the interviewer: candidate responded to a question I asked with, "is that really how you want to spend our time together, by asking me that question?" when I wrote up my notes I included that bit, it obviously came up in the debrief and a huge red flag. Other interviewers also had similar, though not as serious, feedback on the candidate. He was not hired. As the interviewee: interviewer immediately launched into, with a rough accusatory tone: "you're a job hopper, why are you a job hopper?" when I was being recruited for a role a few years ago. I'd been working, successfully, as an independent consultant for7 or 8 years which she equated with 'job hopping'. I ended that interview pretty quickly with a, "I don't think this is going to be a good fit" and gave the recruiter some pointed feedback - he seemed to acknowledge that she was difficult.

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    Hudge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was the question you asked as the interviewer? If it was along the lines of that ridiculous "What animal are you?" bulls#*t, that seems a perfectly reasonable response.

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    #35

    Sitting in the waiting room with two other interviewees, The manager conducting the interview, recognizes one of them as her friend. while they were greeting each other, I looked at the other interviewee and mentioned her “We have no chance”.

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    Joel Hopkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The EXACT same thing happened to me.

    Aussie Atheist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a Simpsons episode. When Smithers was interviewing Homer and another person who happened to be Smithers mates

    #36

    In a group interview, the interviewer crossed a line through my name on the list he had after I told him what I graduated in. This was within the first 5 minutes of a 40 minute meeting...

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    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why bother wasting your time!?

    Littlebunnyfufu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't they know this from your application/resume? I think a bullet was dodged here.

    Bobby
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    3 years ago

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    Whether it is 10 times. You need a job.

    #37

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized It was really just a miscommunication. The interviewer presented a hypothetical problem, and I gave him a perfectly reasonable solution to the problem. But he kept coming up with reasons why he wouldn't accept my solutions, and my answers got more and more ridiculous, until they didn't make any sense at all. I was just hoping he would drop it and move on to the next question, but he actually took my answers seriously and made me look like a complete fool. Anyway, I learned some things from that experience.

    duppy , Ben Askins Report

    Patrick McKemie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't learn anything from read this.

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    #38

    30 Times Job Interviews Made The Users Of This Online Group Feel Baffled As They Were So Bizarre And Disorganized I had an interview with EMC back in the day. I don't remember the specifics other than I was really nervous. I had a "we are sorry to inform you..." email waiting for me before I finished the 10 minute trip home.

    Cichlidsaremyjam , Wies van Erp Report

    DuchessDegu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I thought it was one of my best interviews, nice people interviewing, gave me a tour of the offices, very short commute so would work great for both parts etc. Got the "thanks but no thanks" text before I could make it to the train station down the road.

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have "we are sorry to inform / we regret to inform / we are afraid that..... type of Hundreds of emails. Yeah yeah I am a looser.

    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if it was saying "sorry for keeping you waiting"

    #39

    Went to that small company specialising in furnitures. Got some task to complete in AutoCAD as a test. First thing I've noticed that the position I applied for wasn't the same as in description, second thing is the boss shouting at everybody and swearing while I've been doing that test, and at the end he invited me to his office and f**ked off for 40 minutes where I had to wait and it all ended up with weird conversation about his expectations and me explaining to him that it wasn't mentioned in the job description. Jesus Christ what a cringe day that was...

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    Scott Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing happened to me when I went to an interview for a landscaping company for an IT position. While I was sitting there waiting for the interview to start the owner came out and screamed and cussed at two different people. Gathered my stuff and walked the hell out of there. Didn't say a word to anyone when I left.

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    #40

    It was my first real job interview. It was for a graphic design position in downtown Dallas for a men’s grooming product company. I was SO nervous and when I took a drink from a bottle of water I was shaking so much I spilled some on me. Also I was very unprepared because my portfolio only contained things I made in high school for a graphic design internship I had and some hand drawings that weren’t great. I was about 18/19 years old at the time. Needless to say I did not get the job.

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