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Sure, everybody dreams of a kitchen that makes your food solely by itself. Well, maybe with the help of some innovative, high-tech kitchen gadgets, but definitely without your own manual labor. Knowing this, kitchen appliance makers sure do try their best to make our kitchens more autonomic and to make the drudgery of cooking less time-consuming. And some of the new gadgets they come up with are just awesome! Take, for instance, the frother - how did we ever survive without frothing our powdered shakes or morning lattes before it? Or, think about the omnipotent air fryer - this baby sure makes our lives easier. But it doesn’t stop at the kitchen, either! Smart home appliances like Roombas and window-cleaning robots have won our hearts and made our lives easier. However, not all home appliances are made equal, and there are some that are, well, completely useless. Then, of course, they make awesome entries to our worst home appliances list, which is even more hilarious than you would’ve thought.

This glorious list of bad appliances includes, but is not limited to, a smartphone-controlled kitty water fountain (very effective at scaring your cat sh*tless). Then, we have something called the Porkfolio, which is simply a glorified piggy bank. And then there’s the Star Trek borg cube fridge; don’t even ask about it because we’re also lost on this one. So, plenty of hilariously bad appliances we’re sure glad we haven’t bought!

Right-o, ready to check which things made it to our inglorious worst home appliances list? If so, you know what to do! Once you’re done reading, be sure to rank the gadgets from worst to dubiously best or vice versa and share this article with your friends!

#1

LED Tap

Multi colored LED taps

Why wash your hands with boring old water when it can glow like an incredible E.T.!

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N Miller
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had a shower head that changed colour. In the mornings it was actually quite mood enhancing. In the evenings it was like being in a disco!

LH25
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The ones I found on Amazon change color according to the water temp. Love that.

Lakota Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NGL, I'd buy this. If I can change the LED color to match my mood... perfection XD

ZenChickChristine
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I could see this being useful to help encourage proper hand-washing for children.

MyLittleVee-Vees!
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On the right the green shoots out our lovely grass flavored water if you're feeling like a cow. The blue is just pure sea water if you're feeling... salty (no pun intended) and on the left *music intensifies* it's the blood of your enemies

Killing_Time_At_Work
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i use to have these in the shower bathroom kitchen... i love these

Mike Panda
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great for middle of the night tinkles.

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    #2

    Smart Kettle

    Smart kettle controlled by a phone

    Yeah, because locating your phone, downloading the app, and setting up your parameters is much easier than just flipping the on/off switch!

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    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Response Code 408: "I am a teapot"

    Mike Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some things can be left app-less.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart kettles should at least be self cleaning. Regardless, who thought to use a dirty one in the ad?

    Beruthiel45
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not dirty. That's agitated heated water.

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    Allison B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look. I love smart appliances and things like that. But this one seems pointless. It doesn't add anything other than extra steps.

    sa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It allows scheduling. Instead of walking to the kitchen, pushing the on button, waiting 5 mons for the water to boil at 120V; you can set it to boil at 06:30 AM each day. You can also start it on the bus ride home.

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird. You have to go to the kitchen to make your tea / coffee anyway. And kettles don’t take long to boil.

    O5-1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seems like a lot of unnecessary extra steps to me. What if you lose your phone?

    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without proper control, the kettle will gain sentience. It will kill you, usually with the help of other now-intelligent kitchen utensils, and take over your life. You will never be seen in person, as the kettle cannot imitate human appearance. This may lead to the deaths of family members and close friends when they come to check on you. The kettle will quit your job and start several others, all entirely remote. Working from home, it will raise funding for its master plan. Slowly, as other humans lose their phones, more and more kettles will replace human life. Eventually, there will be more of them than us. You kettle, the first to rebel, leads the charge as they storm capitals all over the world. The kettles have won. The humans that remain go into hiding deep underground, waiting for a sign of weakness amongst the kettles so they can strike. And to think, this never would've happened if you hadn't lost your phone.

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    Rob Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is a useful feature is being able to turn the kettle on when you're a few minutes away from home and being able to make a cuppa as soon as you walk in!

    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do it in the way to the shower in the morning. Will charge to train my technique!

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    #3

    Pie Bird

    Ceramic red pie bird on a pie

    If you know what a pie bird is, chances are good that you already own one. So here is a little explanation for the pie newbies: These tiny ceramic birds can aid in steam venting while your pie bakes and keep the filling from bubbling over. The majority of home bakers still produce delectable pies without pie birds, though owners acknowledge that they serve more as a cute kitchen ornament than a necessary baking aid.

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    Rachknits
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are great and have been around for years - my gran had one. It's not being used properly in the pic tho

    Jennie Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, I have one and my dad has one, they are really useful

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    Maltaros
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't sit this on top of the pie. You put it in the middle of the pie. It's actually pretty handy.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are made for deep pies (mainly meat/veg), and vent the steam so that the pastry isn't soggy.

    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a fork. Use a fork to "pre-prick" holes

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie. This one is red, but mine actually looks like a blackbird.

    TurquoiseTzarina
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha. Came here looking for your 4 and 20 blackbirds baked in a pie. When the pie was opened the birds began to sing....

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    All's Gravy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's (in the picture) not how they work.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but who doesn't love to swipe their finger in the overflowing filling that spills on to the foil on the cookie sheet? You let it cool just a bit and swipe, then you're in flavor country.

    Shelley Dawson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These have been in use for hundreds of hears. Hundreds!!

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    #4

    Star Trek Borg Cube Fridge

    Star Trek Borg Cube Fridge with a blue glass bottle near

    Can you appreciate an icy cold beverage if it hasn't been sitting in green light inside a mini-fridge modeled after a mythical spaceship, says this dorm-worthy refrigerator? The answer is yes, and it makes this product completely useless.

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    Sam Juan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other hand...it's a frickin Borg Cube!!

    karen snyder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, what ever happened to Think Geek?

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    #5

    Breakfast Station

    Light blue Breakfast Station with food on it

    The breakfast station, which commonly combines a toaster oven, griddle, and coffee maker, is then, by all means, something you should buy.

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    BlueEyesWhiteDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just bought one 😂. It's for a little kitchenette along with a retro mini fridge and microwave.

    B.Nelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this seem British to me?

    Mike Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I had a toy version of this as a kid.

    Destinee Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner and I were unironically looking at this exact thing the other day... It would be so convenient with the tiny kitchen we have 😍

    Brightheart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one the exact colour and make too!

    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be great for a dorm or small apartment

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    #6

    Baseball Bat Pepper Grinder

    Baseball Bat Pepper Grinder

    For those who like their pepper as aggressive as possible. 

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    Maltaros
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems like fun anyway and not really worse than any other pepper grinder.

    Andrei Marentette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is for the people who REALLY hate their enemies. First use the bat side to KO, and then sprinkle some pepper in their eyes

    Lama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I picked one up in a charity shop a while back. I needed a bat for a costume (Harley Quinn), but I didn't want an actual bat as that felt too aggressive. This was perfect :D

    Ruby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that lmao it's on our shelf

    Carlos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect for baseball BBQ's

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    #7

    Countertop Pizza Oven

    360 degree black Countertop Pizza Oven

    Even though pizza-only countertop ovens advertise that they use less energy and cook more evenly, they aren't really compact and will occupy a lot of cabinet or counter space for something you might only use once a week. Also, you could just use the oven you already have. 

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    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother has this. It's the devil. Oven is so much better of a cook.

    Sami-Jo Ross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to have one when I was a kid. It didn't work worth a donkey's tit.

    Natalie Kelsey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I won one of these in a sales contest when I was younger. My husband and I were just married and in college and I loved it, because it didn't heat up the entire basement apartment like the oven did and frozen pizza is cheap. We used it for a few years and it's in storage now for when one of our kids gets an apartment. Still works great.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I use it once a WEEK it sounds like a good deal to me, my microwave uses more space and I use it less

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed on the pictured one, but strong disagree on "pizza-only countertop isn't good". Got an Ariete one, absolute top pizza, far better than regular oven. Not as good as say Ooni woodchip one, but that's FAR more hassle and very weather-dependent (necessarily outdoors).

    Data1001
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother uses one of these whenever I stay with him long enough to join them for 'pizza night' — and I think it makes far better pizza than an oven does.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This don't have great reviews either.

    Annymoose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got one as a hand me down and it's lovely. Fantastic and better for thin crust Costco pizzas than the oven. We do use it once a week :)

    jmdirks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grilled cheese sandwich press. It was a gift. Used it once. Gave it to good will years later.

    Roman Hans
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love mine! Though mostly I use it to cook chicken breasts or sausages. I think it saves energy over using the stove.

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    Laura Chamberlain
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was regifted this device and use it all the time! Any kind of appetizer, fried food like nuggets warmed up sandwiches, we love it! If I had to buy it we probably wouldn't have it though, sucker is like $60 at Wally World!

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    #8

    Warming Ice Cream Scoop

    Black Warming Ice Cream Scoop with white ice cream inside

    Enter the self-warming ice cream scoop, which claims to use some sort of thermodynamic magic to melt even the toughest ice cream quickly. Cool concept, but we'll stick to the tried-and-true techniques of letting that pint of frozen goodness soften on the counter for a few minutes or running a conventional ice cream scoop under warm water.

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    Rachknits
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These actually work and are better than non warming ones. The one I use is filled with antifreeze and you just have to rest it one top of the ice cream and it sinks down. I have weak wrists (am disabled) so it's great for me

    Brittany Grawe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf? Why are we dissing this? This is THE DREAM!!!!

    Purple Sprinkles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another great invention, works wonders for those with limited hand and/or arm strength.

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still put mine in the microwave. My family is always genuinely appalled when they see it.

    Brooklyn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk this seems like a pretty good invention

    Christos Arvanitis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are actually the default style of scoop... almost definitely the case if they have that form factor. In the US anyhow...

    Theresa Stephenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a good idea especially to use for non dairy ice cream because it is harder to scoop out than the milk variety.

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my self-warming ice cream scoop! It works really well. It's got a heat pipe in the handle to transfer the body heat from your hand to the ice cream, so it cuts through much more easily. It's completely passive, and doesn't require any electricity or maintenance. It's great!

    Adrian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those advocating a microwave, it's going to melt the outside into liquid while leaving the middle frozen solid. The best scoops are the ones that conduct the heat of your hand to the scoopy part.

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    #9

    Magic Tap

    Magic Tap dispenser for multiple liquid use

    Poof! It's magic: When you purchased the Magic Tap, your $21 suddenly vanished into thin air. Thanks to this drink dispenser, we no longer have to lift and pour juice, milk, soda, or other beverage containers. We advise you to continue building your upper-body strength by pouring your favorite beverage in the traditional manner.

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    Monica Michelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my disabled self this would be amazing

    Ru Bee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree some of these are very ableist my 96 year old nan would really benefit from this

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    Alyssa Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helpful for folks with disabilities

    Nikki White
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this for the milk when my kids were preschoolers. It was great for developing their independents. But HUGE downside, it's hard to completely clean. The tiny amounts of residual milk began to spoil. Eventually it was enough to contaminate the fresh mild. I tried everything to fix the problem. Throwing it away was the only answer.

    LH25
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad. I was thinking it could work for my mom who has limited use of her hands and upper body strength due to an injury.

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    jmdirks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You actually have to fill the dispenser so how does this thing help????

    AwfullyWaffley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this- but I would totally spray it on the counter thinking it was cleaner 😂

    L Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can help people who cannot lift, but refuse to buy manageable size containers

    Bryn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like this because it broke on me. However, some people need things like this because of a disability or lack of ability. Stop your abelist c**p.

    A C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gross.... seeing milk dispensed in this way is very off putting for me...

    Hendo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a little ashamed to admit it, but, I actually have 2 of these. At the time I was struggling with 2 boys who spilt milk and juice all over the place and didn't clean up after themselves despite endless reminding. I got so sick of it, I thought these might prove helpful. 6 years on and they are still going strong....in my tupperware draw! The boys thought they were the bomb when I first bought them! The novelty has worn off now, but they get a mention every now and then.

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    #10

    Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron

    Branding Iron for Barbecue use

    Regardless of how good your steaks are, we won't eat anything that has your initials on it.

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    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The terrible photoshop really sells it

    LoneTomato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk this could be kind of a cool personalized gift to give someone if they really like grilling

    Annabelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strange but somehow this reminds me of that “Probably” narcissistic British transplant surgeon who burned his initials in to the liver of his patients. So a big nope to me

    Kitty 🥀
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got my dad one of these with his initials. First thing, he went outside, heated it up with a blowtorch, and branded an outdoor table he’d been building. 😂 They’re actually pretty awesome.

    Ches Yamada
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've not only 'shopped the text but it's on CHICKEN. A chicken leg & thigh, wtf, why would you do that, why not the obvious steak?

    Lee Stone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it'd be mighty impressive to get that perfectly shaped, perfectly even brand on something full of variously shaped bones aligned in different directions.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because drunk guys totally won't start having jousting wars with these things. Loser gets branded.

    TK 421
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend has something like this. He can change the letters out, so naturally every time something comes off the grill it has some goofy message. “This chicken still feels”. “Not beef. Next door vegan.”

    Adrian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was given something similar as a gift with my initials on it. Used it exactly once.

    Cooking Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like medieval torture device 😳

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    #11

    Musical Toilet Roll Device

    Person holding a small white device near a green toilet roll

    Relieving yourself is not an act that requires a title track. Well, usually. 

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    Sam Juan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd totally have the Mission: Impossible theme song play everytime I use it

    Karen Fernley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1812 Overture with cannons 😁

    IamMe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Push it, by Salt n Peppa.

    Christy Kindness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it only play when your unrolling? Man! That's like inviting the kids to use the whole roll in one sitting

    whateves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not know this exsisted. If it is programable, then i NEED this!

    Splash Bach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know right. So many prank possibilities 🤣

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    over it already
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many great suggestions from you guys! Disappointingly, it only plays jingle bells (per the Amazon link here.)

    princess paulie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine if you were just trying to wipe your bum but then it just started playing danger zone by kenny loggins ...

    zak
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!"

    Id row
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because we all need to hear the Jeopardy! soundtrack when we're doing our business.

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    #12

    Cookie Dippers

    Green dinosaur Cookie Dippers

    The creators of cookie dippers kindly request that you STOP DOING THIS NOW if you are dipping your Oreos in your milk with your fingers. They insist that there is a better way. The cookie doesn't crumble when dipped because the dipper "cradles the cookie by the cream." So long as you're ready to spend valuable money and drawer space on this exact small gadget, there won't be any more cookie search and rescue operations.

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the thrill of timing my dips. I’ll stick to my traditional method, thank you

    Daffydillz~
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    25 seconds for my favorite bite of Oreos, lol 😆

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    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or stick a fork in the cream of the oreo. or twist, lick, then dunk like the best humans.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've mastered the cookie dunk with my fingers - I can fully soak a ginger snap and eat it before it plops into the milk as glop.

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard there was some research done and for an oreo, the perfect time to dunk in milk is 3 seconds. It absorbs the milk, becomes soft BUT does not fall apart.

    Lama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUT WHY WOULD YOU WANT A SOFT COOKIE? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. THE CRUNCH IS SACRED.

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    Fuxxy89
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also fork. Stab it into the creme. Works a charm.

    It's_me
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that as cookie diapers at first, definitely shouldn't exist.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be so cute with some herb seedlings growing out of the cup part

    Harvey Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a stupid idea coming from the CEO’s nephew

    Terra Raizor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put it on a fork and judged by how many bubbles came up

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    #13

    Electric Martini Maker

    Electric Martini Maker with a Martini glass near

    When Bond, James Bond asked for his martinis to be "shaken, not stirred," he absolutely did not have in mind a machine doing it. 

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    G M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can’t be easier than making a martini yourself, neither the process nor the clean up.

    Harvey Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can’t impress the ladies if a machine makes the martini

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather have the device from Simply Irresistible

    Kevin Ley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't realize pouring vodka in a glass was this difficult

    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shaking bruises the gin. Stir and strain and I'm good to go.

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's how I got kicked out of Sherwin Williams...

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the most unnecessary one so far. That's next level ridiculous.

    Kaguya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks good for selfmade Bobatea

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    #14

    Meat-Shredding Claws

    Meat-Shredding Claws with tongs near

    Not going to lie: These items appear to be fantastic for channeling your inner carnivore or for acting like Wolverine. However, unless you frequently host barbecues or whole roast hogs in your backyard, these are probably unnecessary. Use just a few forks for your most recent crockpot dish.

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    RajunCajun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to say if you like pulled pork or the like this works so much better than a fork. I love mine.

    Just me, myself, and I
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all obviously don't live in the South. This is a necessity! Two forks just aren't the same.

    dollh h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're great for shredded meat for burritos, tacos and the like. Especially as I'm disabled. Makes it so much easier.

    MyLittleVee-Vees!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ORRR if you feel like taking out your enemy

    Lesbiancats
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dad has these and use them ALL the time. We have barbecue a lot, and it makes cutting and shredding SO much easier

    Lee Banks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old food truck (thanks, covid) served bbq. These things changed my life.

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    #15

    Soft Pretzel Makes With Cheese Dip Warmer

    Soft Pretzel pan with a cheese sauce in the middle

    Is there anything more frustrating than preparing a pretzel and then realizing you forgot to reheat the cheese dip? There is. Literally, anything else that might occur in your life is what it is called.

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    PiAnisum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    German here, living in Swabia and with Bavarian parents. That’s not how we eat Brezeln 🥨 ( German for pretzels)

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah but there isn’t really a great way to make soft pretzels at home. I could see people who really love them getting this. The dip is just an essential part of it. They know you’re going to want a dip with it. The more useful part is the making of the pretzels themselves. I never really get soft pretzels outside of maybe a concession stand. Kinda cool.

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: real pretzels are not eaten with any dips

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    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are not pretzels. They are pretzel shaped…. Waffles? Pancakes? Google Butterbrezel (you could try just Brezel, but I don‘t know what results you will get outside of Germany) if you want to know what a real pretzel looks like.

    @wanderlustt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never tried a pretzel in cheese. I guess I gotta try it now

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there anything more frustrating than soft pretzels?

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    #16

    Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

    Soft looking human nose imitation

    Because who wouldn't want to slather themselves with snot? (except for toddlers, maybe)

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    mark glass
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next comes the sandwich-making version. One nostril for peanut butter; one for jelly.

    Maltaros
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is fun. Not my style but fun for the right person. We used to have a friend who would appreciate this. He used to make Christmas reindeer out of elk poop.

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, i need this One. Its hilarious.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen something similar used as an egg separator. The clear stuff comes out the nose holes 😝

    Metaniel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it's a dog toy 😂

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    #17

    Microwavable Bacon Cooker

    Orange and white bacon cooker with bacon on a plate

    Don't have an oven, a grill, or even a stove? Then a microwaveable bacon cooker might be the right choice for you. 

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    Nupraptor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bacon takes a really long time to cook and usually makes a huge mess with grease splatters. I still prefer it to microwave bacon but I think there's definitely a market for this.

    Haute Momma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bake it in the oven. Less work, less mess.

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    TheRightToArmBears
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are not doing your bacon on a baking sheet in the oven you should just stop

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simpler devices exist. I have a ridged tray that I have been using for years and it's a darn sight easier to clean than that!

    Brooklyn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather use the pan tbh this looks so hard to clean

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The easiest way to cook bacon is to line a baking tray with baking paper or parchment, lay out the bacon on it, and cook in the oven at 180C until it is your desired crispiness. Super crispy perfect bacon every time, no splatters and the paper lining makes clean up easy. You can also cook a big batch at one time.

    Purple Sprinkles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people with limited space or funds don't have a stove or grill. Microwaves take up far less space and are considerably cheaper.

    Olive Harper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma has one of these and it works really well.

    Ovata Acronicta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's bacon, in a can! The healthier way to cook bacon - order now as due to supplier shortages, bacon in a can will be discontinued soon!" Paraphrased, but that stupid commercial... plate with some paper towels does just fine tbh

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These have been around for a very long time. I've always thought they were dumb, messy and unecessary.

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    #18

    Waffle Bowl Maker

    Black Waffle Bowl making pan

    Waffles bowls are terrifying. There's not much to add to describe this scary device. 

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    Bi Frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I NEED IT! How is this terrifying?

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re just saying it’s terrifying to get less people to buy it. Not fooling me! I find this cool, too!

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    SobyKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks amazing! Who is terrified by waffle bowls? Have you never been to Cold Stone you poor thing?

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's something very wrong with the top half of that machine

    Corey Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep looking. It will go the right way eventually.

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    Maltaros
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it but wouldn't use it enough to justify the cost or the storage space.

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat everything in an edible bowl, you'll never have to do dishes again.

    Brittany Grawe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, compared to the other posts, this is not horrible.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is in no way unnecessary. This is awesome.

    cam walker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ?perfect for ice cream! or just putting in fruit

    dollh h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're terrified of waffle bowls? Sure.

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    #19

    Electric Salt And Pepper Grinders

    Black Electric Salt And Pepper Grinders near a box

    Again, if you have arthritic hands or another condition that makes it difficult to turn a handle, you might be able to justify using electric salt and pepper grinders. If not, it's difficult to defend these automatic devices with motors and batteries that fail, leaving your food tragically unseasoned. (Yes, many of them have LED lights, but they're probably not worth the extra money unless you're cooking supper in the dark.)

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    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the electric pepper grinder and I love it!

    Saige Benes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... My parents bought these and personally I think they're awesome XD

    D3v1lD0ll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandfather had only one functional hand due to a stroke and loved cooking. This type of grinder was a lifesaver for him.

    Jods
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    USB chargeable ones maybe. The batteries run out too quickly. But it’s just nice to press a button to get freshly ground pepper.

    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bought a set a few months ago... USB-C rechargeable. worth every dollar. You can dial the grind from 'fine' to 'just crack the corns, please.'

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    DonS
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want one only if it plays music and says the time (not sure a lot of Pandas will understand the reference here).

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Electric pepper grinders are pretty common actually.

    Duane Perkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just got a set and they are great!

    Amber Miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bought this exact set for my SIL's camp trailer this Christmas

    Brooklyn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually seems cool this isn't useless at all

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    #20

    Egg Counter

    White Egg Counter opened

    Well, using your eyes or your hands to count the eggs would also work just fine!

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    Jen Hart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some peeps would be willing to shell out the money!

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    Doyle Alan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has 14 spots for eggs. We buy eggs by the dozen here in the Canada lands. And then you would have to transfer your eggs over and have two empty spots. Way too much work.

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the extra spots is for metric.

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    Mike Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1..2..3... damnit 1.. 2.. damnit.. 1.. 2..

    Max M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be more useful if it yelled "10 eggs left" everytime to opened the door

    Emma London
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that an egg holder for a fridgerator, nothing to do with counting?

    Lisa McCourt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it come with a lock? Might be worth it nowadays if it does.

    Mora Chilis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this report to an app so if your are shopping you can grab eggs? Or is it designed for those who have poor eyesight?

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine would be empty at $7 a dozen!

    Tushar Roy Mukherjee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold on. These things were made to COUNT eggs? Not keep them stable inside the Refrigerator and prevent their crashing into something else?

    Mighty Toastress
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, just counting. Security comes with a 20 bucks software update

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    #21

    Popcorn Machine

    Cool looking Popcorn Machine with popcorn bags near

    Calculating how much popcorn you would need to consume for a personal popcorn machine to be financially viable is not even worthwhile.

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    CORGI QUEEN
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these are nostalgic and give that old movie theater feel

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love mine. Cleaning isn't fun, but it's not all that bad.

    sky
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my grandpa has one but he never uses it (its in his basement thats why he never uses it)

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    DonS
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have one, but it's a very small portable one (not like the one pictured above) and it has tons of advantages. 1. Less waste than the bagged one (corn that doesn't pop). 2. Personalize your flavours. 3. Can buy my popcorn in bulk in some grocery store (less expensive). 4. My machine came with suggestions of grain quantity for how many people. 5. Safer than doing it on an oven-top. 6. Always fresh!

    GenericPanda09
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I have a small one too. Perfect for quick fresh popcorn when me and the missus are having a stay-at-home date night.

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    SobyKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this - a fellow teacher bought it for fun for her classroom movie incentive and when she left gifted it to me It makes THE BEST popcorn, I kid you not. We were used to popping our own popcorn on the stove anyway b/c microwave stuff is so unhealthy, but this is amazing b/c you don't even have to watch it or be careful about burning. The popcorn comes out perfectly everytime. Yes its big and not kitchen counter top worthy. We store it in our rec room, its super cute, and makes for a good conversation piece 😊

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfec t for a rec room or theater room.

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    Stephanie A Mutti
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make the BEST popcorn. It's like going to the movies EXCEPT you control the garbage you put in AND it's a whole lot cheaper in the long run.

    Russell Rieckenberg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "control the garbage you put in" Great! These days it's hard to find a movie theater that puts in enough garbage.

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    Roborowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fits perfectly with to my candyfloss machine, baked apple maker and peacock feather plucker

    Jonathon Leslie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bought a stand up one for my father a decade ago. Best gift he had ever recieved! Not only does he love theaters style popcorn (he found where his local theatre sources the kernels and butter) but he loves giving away bags of it as well!

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love stale popcorn, I wouldn't mind one of these.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look. At this point you are just being negative because you don't own one. These popcorn machines are tiny and cute and I WANT one. There, I can admit it

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son has one in his theater room.

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    #22

    Pickle Picker

    Pickle Picker holding a small pickle

    Apart from pleading to be put in a tongue twister, pickle pickers exist only to protect your fingertips from the gross humiliation of reaching into a pickle jar (or olive jar, or pepper jar). Naturally, a fork has long fulfilled the same purpose, but pickle pickers promise to be more dependable and keep your hands free of liquid.

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    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually have one of these. Great for picking a peck of pickled peppers.

    Bekki Sala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got one just like this for Christmas when I was little because I love pickles so much. It was a "haha" gift, but I freaking love it

    Kiss Army
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We found one when cleaning out my in-law's house and I (who loves all kitchen gadgets) had no idea what it was. I thought to was a tool of some kind and that my FIL (who had Alzheimer's) put it back in the kitchen by mistake.

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    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a modified version of the grabber I have for when I drop a nut (of the nut and bolt variety) in my car.

    jmdirks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best pickle pickers are cocktail ice tongs.

    Jods
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chasing the last pickled onion in the jar you definitely need one of these to spear the little blighter.

    Beth Bartel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have these. They're hard to clean

    Susan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently was shown by someone that chopsticks work so much better for this purpose than a fork. Lifechanging moment!

    Harvey Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can pretend to be miniWolverine with this

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    #23

    Omelet Maker

    Red and black omelet maker pan with omelet inside

    Call us old-school, but pan would work perfectly well here. 

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    SobyKay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesnt belong on the list. My omelets always wind up a mess and I just end up converting them into veggie-cheese-scrambled eggs. I would def try this.

    DahDumm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ditto. I've stopped trying to make an omelet years ago

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    Maltaros
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not really an omelet. It's scrambled eggs with stuff stirred in. Still tastes good but not an omelet.

    Debi Blackshaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one and it's great for really quick omelettes. You can use batter to make sweet treats too 😁

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many different single-purpose counter-top electric appliances do people have room for?

    Ruben Schelstraete
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those thinks are mostly pieces of c**p. You third omelet is a teflomet

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a sandwich maker like that… I'm going to use it for omelets now!

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These don't work worth c**p. There's no consistency, one side is over cooked, but it's runny in the middle, etc.

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    #24

    Corn Dog Maker

    White and black corn dog maker with corndogs inside near a box

    Having a piece of special equipment for making corn dogs doesn't seem like it will make life any easier unless you eat them all the time.

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    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Completely illegal. Federal law dictates that all corn dogs must be eaten while wandering aimlessly at the state or county fair.

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must’ve been breaking the law without knowing it because I like eating corn dogs while sitting stationary, and at any place.

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    Lydia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're the kind of person who eats corndogs, you're buying them frozen and not making them from scratch.

    Bi Frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of things for each separate food is infuriating I'm going to scream lol time to leave

    talliloo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because of the grandkids who love corndogs, i would have bought this if i had ever seen it. instead, i threw money away on a silicon baking dish with the forms of pigs to make mini pigs in a blanket. most worthless p.o.s. i ever bought.

    Jeff Gabrisl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corn dogs are meant to be deep fried. There is no way that this atrocity makes a perfect corn dog!

    Jods
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I have a corn dog without the dog please?

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 50's we kids had fudge parties … now kids can have corn dog parties!

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I would if I had one of these. Deep-frying is dangerous, yo

    Kevin Ley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus, now I've seen it all

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    #25

    Taco Holder

    Multiple steel taco holders with tacos inside

    Perhaps taco holders encourage taco consumption in a more refined manner. They can enable a daring home cook to prepare each priceless taco in advance and then maintain order and cohesion once everything is placed on the plate. But we're not persuaded. We'll be over with the barbarians who build their tacos as they go, eating any spilled toppings with a fork and a smile. 

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    Corey Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Counterpoint: These are great, especially in a restaurant setting where you get 3 at a time..

    Mrs. EW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I concur. I worked as a bartender for a member club. We’d provide cheap lunches for our patrons. I could easily make multiple tacos at a time while in a rush to serve both food and drinks.

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    shawna Reich
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i do want this, i will still eat all them spillins' lol

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see absolutely nothing wrong with these, Especially for those underprivileged souls that can't afford the stand-n-stuff style shells.

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want the KITCHEN that's large enough so I can even think about these.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are a must if you have young children. Kids need to learn that food is is fun, not a prison.

    Susan Harrie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also have these. They are great for filling and holding tacos so they don't fall over and spill the fillings on the plate.

    RajunCajun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we have taco night and a set of plates that do this. the kids love their taco plates

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    #26

    Avocado Masher

    Avocado Masher with multiple avocados near

    You can mash avocados with this masher, which resembles a potato masher in appearance, but a fork will also work. Even if you often consume guacamole, there is no compelling need to keep this in your utensil drawer.

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    It's_me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, that looks awesome.

    Lydia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, most of these things look nice. I agree! The point of the post, however, is that we do not need all of these things. For there are alternatives we already have. The world does not need more plastic. We do not need more stuff. And there are so many people in great need, we could spend our money on, rather than on this cr*p - even when it is tempting though...

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    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the love of all things holey, when will someone invent the fork?!

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, I normally use a sharp knife to cut the avocado and remove the pit, a spoon for scooping it out from the skin, then a fork to mash it. This single tool seems to replace all three tools into one. Not a bad idea for those who have the drawer space.

    Soupisgoodfood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An avocado masher is called a “hand”.

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fork … bam you're done!

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does it mash if you put the avocado on TOP of the masher part????

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's using it to remove the skin. You put it in a bowl to mash it in a seoarate step.

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    #27

    Wi-Fi Scent Dispenser

    Wi-Fi Scent Dispenser controlled by a smart phone

    Your phone can do many things these days, so why not give it the ability to make your room smell like Jolly Ranchers or sizzling bacon while you're away? 

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    Bi Frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would I want to make my house smell good when I'm not there???

    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To scare your neighbor when they come to check on your cat?

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    Dr M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does Wi-Fi smell like? Should I be having Wi-Fi scent dispersed around my whole house? Will it scare away the 5G?

    Lisa McCourt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a humidifier, oil diffuser, and mood lighting in one device? I think it is cool.

    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one and I love it! I have lavender and lemon oil in it right now. My husband loves the fig oil.

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    CORGI QUEEN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is there an led light changer on the phone?

    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's to change the color of the scent dispenser

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    Gigi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it. Nothing perfumes the apartment as delicately as these small fragrance dispensers. and the remote control comes in handy when you're lying on the sofa or in bed, and you don't have to get up to control it :)

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need this just before guests arrive. I have 4 pets and 1 old person, so it's stinky!

    L Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ambience for the person stealing and then trashing your place. Should come with music too

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    #28

    Automated Floss Dispenser

    White Automated Floss Dispenser

    30 dollars, and this gadget is all yours! However, we like our floss dispensed manually better. 

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    Sam Juan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want one now before my next dental appointment in about a week... But, then, what would I use it for in the 6 months afterwards?

    Soupisgoodfood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dentist: Have you been flossing? Me: Yes. This morning in fact. (Sotto voce: yeah, and only this morning.)

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    Carlos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk what gadget they are talking about, but what's pictured above is like $3, not $30, It is not automatic it's just a dispenser that allows you to put bigger rolls of floss inside. It saves money actually.

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me lol! How damn lazy do you have to be to pay more to not pull a piece of thread??

    Wuggerhumphden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something Billy's dad in Gremlins would try to sell.

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    #29

    Wine Aerator

    Wine Aerator stuck on a wine bottle cap

    Any person who is trying to save money should ignore wine aerators. According to some experts, there's no need to spend money on yet another pointless bar accessory unless you're in a great rush to aerate a wine. Wine should have lots of oxygen after being slowly swirled, which will help flavors develop. Bonus: When you do it, you appear to be a genuine wine expert.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are actually really useful. Simply swirling will not aerate the wine, it will need ten minutes or so of being in the glass to get the same effect as simply pouring through this device. Who's got time to wait ten minutes before they dring their wine?

    R Dennis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have three. I don't understand why an aerator is considered "terrible." We opened a bottle of wine we had for 13 years on Valentine's and this made it instantly drinkable. And they are relatively cheap.

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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These aren't useless. Red wine needs to "breathe" for a while after the top is removed. An aerator accelerates this process by incorporating oxygen and the swirling motion as you pour. This is useful for parties or if you just don't want to wait for the wine to breathe - which can take several minutes.

    Shelley Dawson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this really does make wine taste better if you haven't had time to open it and let it breathe in advance. It's not about pretending to be an wine expert. It's about making something taste better. But there again, some people feed, and not eat.

    Miliukov Oleksandr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any person who is trying to save money should ignore wine at first. But if you have money for booze, this gadget is nice to have.

    Li’l E.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also can act as a cork if you don’t drink the whole bottle all at once - or at least my wine aerator does!

    R Dennis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never had this problem... maybe I have a different one...

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    TK 421
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The days of violently shaking the bottle between filling glasses is over!

    Adrian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in the wine industry and agree that simply uncorking a wine for a while or swirling doesn't always do it. I've tried various gadgets and aerators and the Wake Up Wine Pro is the best I've found. Note that not all wines need to "breathe" before being consumed but the ones that do really benefit from it. Try it for yourself - take a sip after uncorking (or twisting off, LOL) then a while later.

    R Dennis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if twisting off is an lol - some wineries do this because it's cheaper (cork prices are crazy) and environmentally better. Granted the wine won't "breathe" in the cellar, but it still changes over time. And you don't risk getting a "corked" wine. "Twist offs - it's not just for Boone's Farm anymore." Will be looking into the Wine Pro, always looking to up my bottle game...

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    #30

    Hands-Free Bag Holder

    green and black Hands-Free Bag Holder

    This puzzling device tries to make the laborious process of filling a plastic baggie significantly simpler. Avoid unless you're packing hundreds of plastic bags per day with nefarious, cumbersome sauces or soups. You won't need to dig them out of the bottom of your junk drawer because your hands are free.

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    Wheelchair athlete
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a lot of these devices, they aren't useful for many people, but great for disabled people and people with mobility or dexterity issues

    Marcellium
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I've been going though these looking at people making fun but they're really just... things to make disabled people's lives easier!

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    Maltaros
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would actually be very helpful. I make big batches of stew and chili, let it cool and then put it in gallon freezer bags to freeze for later. It's really hard to do without something holding the bag open. Also good for putting hamburger and chicken in a bag. I good idea, really.

    dollh h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are a good idea. I make large batches all the time, this would really help.

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    Kati Donovan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one...loved it for the 2 or 3 times I got to use it before it broke! These are very flimsy!

    Raquel Mencke
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had mine for a few years. Not the strongest but has worked well for soups, spaghetti, sauces and such.

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    DeoManus Argentem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are great if you want to marinade raw chicken and minimize contamination! Pour in the marinade and spices, needle the chicken, put chicken in bag, wash hands, seal up bag. No raw chicken germs on the outside of the bag.

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These would be helpful for everybody, it can be tricky putting certain things in ziplock bags. I buy a few items in bulk when I can and split them up into smaller packages and freeze. Not having to wrangle both the bag and whatever you are trying to put in it would be handy.

    TK 421
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a few of these for holding our cryovac baggies open while we fill them for storage.

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $11.99 for a 2-pack.

    Emma London
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People use these when bulk making freezer meals. When you're filling dozens of large minigrip bags, there just might be not enough convenient buckets to hold the bags.

    Moya Satterwhite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have mobility problems but it’s due to clumsiness, these would probably be good for me, but I’m way to cheap to buy any. I’ll just stick to cleaning the counter or do it over the sink.

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    #31

    The "Smart" Toilet

    The "Smart" Toilet

    There is a lot wrong with this situation. Nobody should be using a phone app to operate their toilet since toilets are so simple and pretty self-explanatory (rhymes with 'lavatory'). 

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, we're supposed to phone it in now?

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine popping in for a poop, and the kids keep flushing on the app........

    Maltaros
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is like the ones I have read about they can be really useful for some people. They generally have a light inside (helpful for aiming) and a bidet. Plus they often have sensors that can do read your fluids for health information, which can be very useful for people with chronic conditions.

    dollh h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The remote for this one is mounted right on the wall. Not sure why they're complaining about the app.

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    Lee Stone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me it comes with AI. Like, I want it to say something like "it's 12am. What are you doing, Dave?" while glowing an ominous red color.

    dollh h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally set that up. Too hilarious.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it makes an excuse to take your phone with you to the lav.

    Rider
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks easy to clean. Can I just have a regular toilet with this shape.

    #32

    Corn Kernel Stripper

    Corn Kernel Stripper

    While we're talking about corn, numerous devices can remove the tasty kernels off your corn cob. That would, however, prevent you from enjoying the summer ritual of devouring a mouthwatering ear of buttery corn on the cob and then pulling the kernels out of your teeth. 

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    It's_me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you do not have access to dental insurance/care, you may have lost some teeth over time, which makes this device a bit more attractive; although a knife would still do the trick.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I thought it would be fun to use but it's a huge pain and a knife is definitely easier.

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    mark glass
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally. A stripper that doesn't claim to be doing it to pay for college.

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This device is useful for cooking foods that one wants to use fresh corn to their recipes (one of my faves is Mexican cornbread). Fresh corn is the best for that and other recipes.

    Joe Russo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I haven't tried this, when I was a kid we would freeze about 3 bushel baskets worth of corn (that's a pretty large amount of corn...). After shucking the corn (getting the green outside bits and tassel off), you blanch the corn by boiling it for 15-20 seconds, and then you cut the corn off the cob. The easiest way to do this was putting the large end of the corn in the middle of a bundt cake pan and cut the corn off with a knife. If this thing is easier, it would be much safer than the giant knife/bundt cake pan method. (Here's an image: https://img1.cookinglight.timeinc.net/sites/default/files/styles/4_3_horizontal_-_900x675/public/image/1506p156-cut-corn-bundt-pan.jpg?itok=ycqUk2HB)

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This goes perfectly with the popcorn machine

    Natalie Kelsey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the pampered chef one, more ergonomic

    Beruthiel45
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Takes all the fun out of gnawing on a cob with butter down the chin, and using those little prongs shaped like cobs for each end. Kept kids happy every time..

    Captain Awesome
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it amazing that someone can say, oh using a knife is too complicated, let's build a large pencil sharpener and change $20 so it can do exactly what a knife does??

    Marcellium
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is another one on this list that makes it easier for disabled people. Thinking 'people are so lazy' at first is easy, but if you think about the people who might not be able to hold a knife Safely? This could be a godsend! :-)

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    Kiss Army
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $8.99 for a 2-pack.

    Annie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, corn strippers are wonderful if you do a lot of canning. I bought some corn strippers off Amazon that are great!

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    #33

    Chocolate Fountain

    Chocolate Fountain

    While chocolate fountains can add flair to a wedding or other significant event, adding one to your kitchen requires a serious love of chocolate. Try melting some chocolate on the stove to make a quick (and far easier to clean) treat instead.

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    jdtimid123
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a small one of these, it wasn't that hard to clean at all, and was a fun little treat for like date nights and stuff. The problem, as with most appliances, is that it gets stuck in a cupboard and you forget you have it. Honestly, most of these posts is just being snarky about neat stuff because there's a cheaper way.

    CORGI QUEEN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these are for weddings or events. You don't have to have it out all the time. also can't you just put soapy water in it to clean it?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not going to be as impressive as the one in the window of one of the the choclatiers in Brussels though is it?

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chocolate fountains are gross unless it's just you and maybe your partner. People, especially children, are going to be sticking their disgusting fingers in this thing of chocolate at just the right temperature to grow bacteria. Those fingers that have been up noses, sneezed on, down pants, picking at zits, etc. Blech. I'll stick to wrapped chocolate thanks.

    Jackie Lulu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came here to say something similar. Even if kids aren't sticking their fingers in it, the chocolate is still collecting dust, pollen, cat hair and anything else that's flying through the air.

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    Jenn C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously this is for parties and stuff, and much more fun than melting chocolate on the stove.

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    #34

    Sno-Cone Maker

    Sno-Cone Maker

    For a dessert that unquestionably tastes better at the state fair than in your living room, this is a large appliance. It's probably simpler to get a container of ice cream if you want a frosty dessert anyhow.

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    MichelleDonut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer the Snoopy snow cone maker, remember that one?

    Bonnie Buttons
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Was just thinking the same thing! I wanted one sooooooo badly when I was a child...

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    Frankthetank
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this. Had it for 10+ years. Never used it. Goodwill will soon have to store it too.

    D3v1lD0ll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the Snoopy snow cone maker. We loved it, but we always came away with bleeding knuckles. That thing was almost as dangerous as lawn darts!

    Telepathetic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put ice in a plastic bag and beat it with a rolling pin

    Data1001
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the biggest problem with the home versions of these is that they don't get the 'snow' crushed down enough -- I've had some at a friend's house, and the ice was still quite chunky, compared to a professional sno-cone machine.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sno-Cone?! This is Shave Ice

    Toni Kay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No this is a snow cone, shave ice is different, it’s very fine thin slivers of ice, a snow cone has small chunks of ice, like the ice you get in hospitals.

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    LoneTomato
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are the cups different? The ones to the side don't look like you could use them with the maker

    Russell Rieckenberg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps the ones on the side are holders that you put the paper cups in.

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    #35

    Asparagus Steamer

    Asparagus Steamer

    To spend money on a specific asparagus-sized pot with a wire attachment that encourages your preferred vegetable to stand up straight while it cooks. The rest of us will continue to prepare asparagus by stuffing it into a multipurpose steamer basket, roasting it in the oven, or frying it in butter and garlic.

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    Adrian
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have one and can attest it's great! Not the only way I cook asparagus (e.g. roasted in the oven with olive oil, garlic and sprinkled with chopped bacon). Also good for boiling eggs.

    fitjiffa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also good for kettling kippers.

    mark glass
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Failed exspeariment.

    Demosthenes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very best way to cook/steam asparagus is in the microwave. Place the veggies on a micro safe plate with 1/2 cup water in the bottom. Nuke for 2 min, take out the veg and move them around a bit and 2 more minutes in the wave machine. Drain off excess water and top with butter/olive oil, salt & pepper enjoy and perfectly cooked veg.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or...wrap in wax paper with a touch of oil, parmesan, pepper and mic for 2-2.5 minutes

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    Theresa Stephenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or better yet don't eat it and no need For gadget.

    #36

    Tuna Press

    Tuna Press

    The tuna press makes it simple for you to empty that can without any hassle, and it can even occasionally empty cans of maize or black beans. Of course, most of us simply carefully drain the liquid past a can lid that is only partially open, but if you prefer extra-dry tuna, go for it.

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    Spencer's slave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And give the tuna spring water to the cat

    Jen Hart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to shut my two cats in a different room before opening the tuna can, or else their begging shenanigans made it near impossible to do the task. Of course I'd make two equal plates of "tuna juice"for them to enjoy upon their release from the other room! 😺

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    MichelleDonut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I'm clumsy and tired of losing food into my sink. I'm going to buy this! They even come in different sizes.

    Beruthiel45
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this exact item in the same colour. Modern tuna cans are slightly different so it no longer works. I used it to make tuna melt once in a while where dry tuna was an asset. I still got the juice wherever I didn't want it to go. But that thing actually looks kind of cute and I like blue. 😎

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately some of the cheap tunas would go straight through the holes.

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually very useful, I use mine weekly, so much quicker to drain the water/brine of canned pulses

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or use the can lid itself to mash the water out and pry the lid out with the fork you'll use to get the tuna out of the can.

    Miles Mawyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that the holes are little fish is kind of cute.

    Jennifer Norton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually I have used one of these for years and it's very handy!

    Maltaros
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just use a regular strainer.

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    #37

    Milk Tea Shaker

    Milk Tea Shaker

    We believe you can purchase a milk tea that matches your requirements at a great tea shop nearby if you can afford an automatic shaker for your milk tea. Otherwise, until the milk tea trend fades, you can expect to have this bulky device clogging up your kitchen counter.

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    Chumbo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a commercial appliance, clearly intended for use in a tea shop...

    CORGI QUEEN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its actually good. there are tapioca pearls in it that are chewy or can pop. I can understand why you would think its yucky

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    Beruthiel45
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Milk tea? Don't most tea drinkers take milk? Black tea is not civilised, quite barbaric.

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    #38

    S'more Maker

    S'more Maker

    I'm glad someone finally said, "How can I create an S'more without a fire, company, or any sense of amusement? I just want the chocolate and marshmallows!" It's just sad. 

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    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is sad. The entire point of making s'mores is holding flammable sugar goo on a flammable stick over fire!

    Marek Čtrnáct
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never understood that. We always used wursts for open-fire grilling.

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    Theresa Stephenson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't burn it and catch marshmallow on fire it is not the same.

    Ben Tang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have nerver eaten or seen a realife smore

    LoneTomato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be nice if you're really into smores and can't make them in a dorm or something, but I'd miss the campfire

    BlueEyesWhiteDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to Cook That reviewed this product on YouTube. It got a thumbs up! Apparently just microwaving s'mores isn't as good.

    jdtimid123
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with just wanting the chocolate and marshmallows? You can only have s'mores if you make a big production of it?

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, how is this supposed to work?

    jdtimid123
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I don't actually know, it just looks like two handles to hold the top cracker down based on the picture. Which would be handy for making microwaved s'mores.

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    #39

    Electric Can Opener

    Electric Can Opener

    An electric can opener is a prime example of a device that takes up too much room on a kitchen counter and doesn't actually save money or improve food quality. It's a headache and extra expense to fix or replace it if it breaks. Stick with the manual model unless you have arthritis or another condition that requires an electric can opener.

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    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't buy electric cans.

    Patricia Healton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you don't have the hand strength to use a manual one?

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    Rens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I struggle to open cans due to pain in my hands, and I have a little battery operated hand held can opener which is very useful.

    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are great for people with arthritis, neuropathy, chronic carpal tunnel syndrome...

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've never NOT had electric can openers. Much easier to use, imo.

    Marek Čtrnáct
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also: if you have electric can opener, you deprive yourself of one good reason your cat should let you live

    jmdirks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These take up very little space on the counter.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we’ve had the same electric can opener for literally ever. meanwhile I’ve had multiple handhelds break on me.

    Jennifer Norton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um.... I use this a lot! I have a hard time with the manual crank one because of my hands so this is a must.

    Terri Doss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this one seems like a stretch to be on a "worst home appliance" list. My electric can opener (this exact one!) has saved my weak hands many, many times, and it takes up almost no room.

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    #40

    Roller Spiral Slicer

    Roller Spiral Slicer

    Although it's wonderful to have fruit with spiral cuts, there's a strong chance that your fruit will still look delicious without going through this extra effort. It's difficult to do even with a tool.

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    Nikki White
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spiraled banana core just made me throw up in my mouth.

    Toni Kay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a duck penis. Don’t google it, just believe me!

    Clay S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, I could just cut the veggies into batonets with a knife an not have all that food waste. Same with just eating a banana normally

    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, we want to make more waste? Ok, bio waste, but we can eat this wasted parts and yes, we must clean this thing with water. So more waste and water than usually.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those are some very colorful butt plugs

    Sarcastic and Proud
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could make some good curly fries with that

    Zachary Gillette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you want your fruit to resemble an animal's dong.

    Lonely Tentacle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I have this (found it super cheap) because I like doing fun stuff with the food I cook sometimes (and the air-fryer fries turned out really nice, actually), but personally, I have two problems with these: 1. You can't exactly use them with a lot of different things (there's only so many options, really) 2. What happens with the parts that stays outside the spirals? You will either have to throw it away, which sucks, or you'll have to make do with all the awkwardly shaped pieces from around the spiral (that's what I did, but I didn't exactly love it)

    Pedantic Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems to waste quite a lot of food, especially with the carrot. Not a-peal-ing.

    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just for making fancy food, for a party or something.

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    #41

    Deep Fryer

    Deep Fryer

    When you have images of onion rings and funnel cake dancing through your head, buying a deep fryer could seem fun. However, it won't be used frequently enough to warrant its size, expense, and labor. Instead, use a heavy-duty medium or large pot (or even a wok) together with a thermometer to fulfill your deep-frying needs.

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person obviously doesn't eat deep fat fried stuff like I do!

    Clay S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pot on the stove would still be better. The countertop fryers struggle with getting to and staying at temperature (usa electrical power)

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    The Scout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once made the error of buying myself a small deep fryer. I got into a frying frenzy, frying everything i could find im my kitchen, starting with the "usual suspects" like chicken nuggets and fries to sausages, then vegetables, until I ran out of fryable things. If someone would have chosen that evening to visit me, I would probably have deep-fried him. Not only did I gain asignificant weight increase this way, it also took weeks to get the smell out of my kitchen.

    Brittany Grawe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like 50%-75% of my food deep fried and am prepared to die young for my tastes. And, yes, a deep frier is actually easier to use than a pot of hot oil.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deep fat fryer is very common in the UK - about 50%. It is safer than deep frying on the hob, as it has a temperature control so no fires, and does not have to be moved until cool, so fewer burn cases.

    Lama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here in the Netherlands, although I think fewer and fewer people are buying one. But in my parents' generation: extremely common.

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    Beruthiel45
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing beats a deep fryer for the best chips aka French fries. I've never made any in about 35 years but the younger generation makes them regularly and in lard not vegetable oil. Only thing cooked in both lard and the deep fryer. You can do anything but lay offa our deep fat fries.

    Maltaros
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are great. We used ours all the time. We cut deep fried foods down a lot and got rid of it in place of the air fryer but this was great.

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother uses his all the time. Like all the time.

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    #42

    Fondue Set

    Fondue Set

    Is there really anybody who eats fondue more often than once a year? Well then, there's your answer - you really don't need a fondue set. 

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    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, we do. Love me those fondue nights.

    Procrastinating....
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had fondue last night! So didn't get it quite right..probably should have if more often 🤔

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    Maltaros
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person who put this together is a curmudgeon. They are finding reasons to be negative even though they are often just wrong.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wth is this. There are fondue sets much smaller and less obnoxious than this. Doesn't take much space at all

    D3v1lD0ll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had two, in case of multiple courses or large parties.

    ...
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't hear fondue without thinking about that scene from Captain America The First Avenger

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people who have friends and love chocolate?

    #43

    Quesadilla Maker

    Quesadilla Maker

    When a skillet and spatula aren't enough to finish the job.

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    Bekki Sala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....I asked for and got one of these for Christmas. I don't care. I love the stupid thing.

    dollh h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, it uses less energy than an oven or stovetop.

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    brownowlgonewhouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one that looks just like this and love it. Use it all the time , especially as my toddler likes quesadillas. You don't have to stand there and press it down the whole time and the surface is non-stick and very easy to clean.

    Shira Blumberg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, just a large, round sandwich maker?

    Carlos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are pretty neat actually, I got one.

    Toni Kay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought one at a garage sale once, yes it works. I used it a few times. It sits on a shelf in the basement, skillet is so much easier and cleaner.

    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why buy a waffle maker then??

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    #44

    Porkfolio

    Porkfolio

    A digital piggy bank that aids in goal-setting and tracking your savings. So far, it sounds good. Oh, so it simply takes coins, I see. On the other hand, it might be time to set higher financial goals if they entail items you can find in the couch cushions.

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    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for kids. I love how this article tries so hard to ignore what the device was actually designed for, thereby dismissing that particular consumer - especially those who have a physical limitation (abelism, anyone ?). Some, I admit, are kinda stupid, but many of these items *are* useful - just not useful to *everybody*

    Jenn C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously for children, Mr sarcastic OP

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has terrible Amazon reviews!

    Little L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the slot not in its back??

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it wants some missionary

    #45

    Treat Tossing Dog-Watching Wi-Fi Cam

    Treat Tossing Dog-Watching Wi-Fi Cam

    Again, perfect for scaring your pet right out of its fur. 

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    Bi Frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once you buy it, you still have to buy a subscription to use it. I hate that.

    Lisa McCourt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to downvote stupid subscriptions like that.

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    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not going to do anything that scares Bouche out of her fur. I've seen sphinx cats

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, the dog now sits motionless in front of it, waiting forlornly for the next spitball.

    IamMe
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog would probably destroy it, to get to the treats inside.

    TK 421
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got one and we love it! Our dog knows the sound it makes when it turns on, and it is absolutely hilarious. Not sure what subscription there is for some models, but ours does not use one.

    Neuridivergent
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a coworker that had this and checked on her dogs multiple times a day

    mooshoflove
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! We wanted to get this because we felt guilty leaving the pups at time when we went to work. Never thought about it scaring them... But now that's all I see. Thanks for the save!

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    #46

    Pizza Scissors

    Pizza Scissors

    Pizza scissors come to the rescue when a rolling pizza cutter doesn't clog your drawers enough. Many of these stainless-steel marvels even include an attached wedge-shaped spatula to keep your fingertips clean while they claim to slice through your pie with ease. 

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    Ches Yamada
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are just kitchen scissors. We have a specific type that pops apart for easy cleaning and it's only used for food - works great on veg and meat as well as pizza. And no, you don't get "oily" cutting it, why are they acting like it would make you filthy?

    Adrian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, any good quality chef scissors would do the job. Why clutter up the tool drawer?

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    Natalie Kelsey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I call BS. This is my favorite kitchen tool. It works for pizza and cutting other stuff in the kitchen and the bottom scissor is wider. Cheap on Amazon and sturdy. way better than a rolling cutter

    Natalie Kelsey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bottom scissor is wider and helps serve it

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    Procrastinating....
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bestie has this...swears by it...we all roll our eye balls at it!

    Data1001
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rolling pizza cutters are terrible. Cutting pizza with a scissors (any scissors, as long as you use it only for food) is so much better, easier, more efficient.

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use a pizza guillotine. I don't have a dishwasher, and those roller things are hard to get clean without one. The scissors - well, lifting hot pizza to cut it - I would always be cleaning pizza off the floor. I bought a peel to avoid having pizza go to the bottom of my oven.

    Max M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried cutting my pizza and scissors arent just the right shape. Cutting is better than a roller, since it cuts through the topping, not just push it down.

    Lee Stone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're giving me "if grandma was a dope emt" vibes.

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    #47

    Yogurt Maker

    Yogurt Maker

    You've got to love yogurt to want one of these yogurt makers taking up space in your kitchen, especially since you can make yogurt in everyone's favorite multiple-use small appliance, the Instant Pot. Even worse, these devices only produce tiny amounts of yogurt and take at least half a day to produce. So we'll continue to buy the six-packs that are on sale at the supermarket.

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    Rachknits
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love mine, home made yogurt is delish

    Lee Stone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just use the yogurt setting on the instant pot.

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    Alewa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I inherited one from my parents that has been in use since the 70s. I make it with locally produced milk in a bottle, much less packaging and the yogurt can be made overnight.

    Saxophone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a macaron in the yogurt.

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    #48

    Trongs

    Trongs

    Trongs are vying for a place in your utensil drawer if you can't stand to eat messy foods like chicken wings or ribs without getting your fingers covered in sauce or grease. Reviewers claim that these strange plastic pinchers, which have grooves for your fingertips, make eating more hygienic but that using them is difficult (surprise, surprise). We'll continue to use our fingers (along with lots of soap and water after we're done).

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $16.99 for a 12-pack.

    Data1001
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh. I'm not mad at this. When I was a kid, my folks had little skewers (corncob-shaped) for eating corn on the cob, and they're awesome! Especially since I always slathered my cobs in butter & salt. So I'd be very interested to try something like this for ribs.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fingers are the best tools for wings... and licking the sauce off of them is part of the fun!

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tongs are essential!

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    #49

    Egg Steamer

    Egg Steamer

    Look, you can even color-match this device to your kitchen! Or you could just boil your eggs in a pot!

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    Mjskywalk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally disagree that this is useless. I love mine. When I boil my eggs in a pot they bang around and break, they always seem over or under done and I waste a potful of water. The egg cooker uses a few tablespoons of water, cooks the eggs perfectly every time and is a breeze to clean (and no more broken, oozy eggs)

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the sad person who has one of these and uses it frequently. Three settings and no brain or attention needed

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want one of these for real. I cannot hard boil an egg to save my life.

    Andreas H
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It saves A LOT of energy AND water compared with a pot. At the end there is no hot water left. For singles there are small ones for 3 eggs. Standard in every german kitchen for 60 years.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one and use it regularly - no guesswork and you get your eggs EXACTLY how you want them. Very common in Germany/Scandinavia. Quicker than on the hob, and no mess.

    Trisha Whitelock-Fetter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not useless for people who live in dorms or assisted living this is a good idea.

    Dogcat vet (retired)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use mine all the time when I want hard boiled eggs. Last time I boiled a batch on the stove I found the pot dry after 3 hours. Was a bit distracted that day.

    dollh h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us like to save energy. Means saving money.

    Brittany Grawe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In general, I've found that boiled egg gadgets are almost always worth it

    Jesse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one. Only two people in my house eat eggs, so it's better than wasting water and a clean pot

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    #50

    Banana Slicer

    Banana Slicer

    The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer has received some witty reviews on Amazon, which is proof of how useless it is. So save your money and use a knife unless you have an obsession with perfectly even banana slices.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She must have had some funny hens if they laid eggs that shape!

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That isn't even a banana in the middle picture it's a uncooked hot dog

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The item says “Sausage Slicer” on it. Obviously you can use it for other things but it’s main purpose isn’t for slicing bananas.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the main picture is.... a sausage (banana for size)

    KCarol
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tha'ts not the Hutzler 571. The Hutzler is "curved the wrong way" those comments are GOLD

    SarahBee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's what they meant to have, and used the wrong picture. My favorite comment is being saved from tossing the banana at the ceiling fan. These are hysterical! Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer,193925 https://a.co/d/a3cPymk

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    Duncan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an egg one, it was great.

    Ruth Kilpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, I could use that to slice the kielbasa for my son's jambalaya.

    Possibly Infected
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It clearly states "Sausage Slicer" on the lid. Super useful AFAIK for salads, slicing things up for toddlers etc ...

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    #51

    Electric Tomato Squeezer

    Electric Tomato Squeezer

    It looks dangerous enough to be considered a necessity by some. 

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    Christy Kindness
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food mill- I own one... But mine isn't motorized.... Shopping trip!

    LK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is absolutely fantastic if you have a serious glut of tomatoes in your garden

    Carlos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Useless, I haven't needed to squeeze an electric tomato since forever.

    tee-lena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done it manually. This would be awesome

    insaintama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks more like a meatgrinder

    Natalie Kelsey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fantastic if you grow your own fruit and veggies and do any canning or juicing at all. Separates the seeds, skin, and stems from pulp and juice effortlessly. makes composting the waste easy, and keeps the good stuff separate

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    #52

    Egg Separator

    Egg Separator

    Salmonella is a serious issue, but a special egg separator seems unnecessary since most of us have traditionally used the shell to separate the yolk from the white while being careful to wash our hands afterwards.

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    Mindy Megas-Loucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You come with two perfectly good egg separators--your hands work just fine. The white runs between your fingers & then you dump the yolk in a bowl. Repeat as needed. Much easier to clean too.

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As with some of the other products here, this is great for someone who has limited dexterity. Not everyone has two fully-functional hands, after all.

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    dollh h
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another serious issue is that some people lack the manual dexterity to separate eggs.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or even just use your hands if you don't mind getting a bit messy.

    Jesse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rub a garlic clove on your fingers and pick the egg yolk up

    memyselfandI
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very much a home appliance. Industrial kitchens use bagged eggs.

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    memyselfandI
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually extremely useful when making large dishes or things that use a lot of eggs. Instead of tossing back and forth and risking getting shell bits or yolk in your bowl, just drop it in here and it’s separated immediately. Takes about a quarter of the time. And it’s not even that big.

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    #53

    Smartphone Controlled Kitty Water Fountain

    Smartphone Controlled Kitty Water Fountain

    You can "keep tabs on your kitten's water-intake right on your smartphone," claims the product's sales pitch. Congratulations, you just nailed down the daily routine of the world's loneliest individual.

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, since cats are descended from desert-dwelling carnivores, they have a very LOW thirst drive. They are designed to get most of their moisture needs from their prey, but most people feed their domestic cats dry kibble. Therefore, the vast majority of pet cats don't drink enough water, and are dehydrated to some extent or another, and kidney failure/chronic kidney disease is VERY common in elderly cats. A way to monitor and track their water intake is helpful and beneficial for their health. But way to make it sound like a concerned owner who wants to make sure their kitty has a healthy life is the "world's loneliest individual".

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are indeed right, and that's also why i ALWAYS leave 2 bowls with wet food for my cats, i have a big dry kibble bowl and they actually preffer the dry kibble, but they also eat the wet food, and since they " developed " a need to fight the water bowl recently, i rather play it safe.

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    Brittany Grawe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Promoting your kitty's water intake helps their health immensely.

    MichelleDonut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitty water fountain is a great investment. Doesn't need to be smartphone controlled. But definitely cheaper than repeated vet visits for dehydrated cats.

    Beruthiel45
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the only one in this list other than a deep fat fryer that I think is worth having, if you have a kitty. Kidney problems are real in cats especially as they age, dogs too. Serious and life threatening.

    Tae Cole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we need a litter pan that measures their urine so we can compare to make sure their water intake is enough!! And then if it isn't.....idk!!

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water fountain filled with milk? Cat's shouldn't even be drinking that much milk anyway (especially if it's the regular milk their humans get for themselves. All my cat cares for is the few licks when I have milk and cookies.

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    #54

    Bread Maker

    Bread Maker

    We'll let you in on a secret - your kitchen already has a built-in bread-maker. It's called an oven. 

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    Ace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... says someone who's clearly got no idea what a bread maker actually does.

    Adriana Loborec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the same at first. But a bread maker actually kneads your bread for you, lets it raise, and bakes it without you doing a thing except putting all the ingredients in. You can also set a timer to have freshly baked bread in the morning without getting up. The downsides are the dubious non-stick coating, especially on the mixing "hands" which can easily get scratched when you pull them out, and that the bread is more moist than conventionally done.

    Duncan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kitchen might have an oven, but it wont mix the dough, let it rise and cook it on it's own. I use my bread maker most days and it is fantastic. Put in the ingredients, 4 hours later, bread.

    dollh h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some, like mine, can make jam or yogurt. Plus, as I'm mobility impaired, it's really useful.

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    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one couldn’t be more wrong. If I could still eat bread, I’d definitely have a bread maker. Set it and forget, come home to beautiful fresh bread

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, this is actually useful...

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends where you live, in China most apartments don't have an oven. We even bought our own that broke after a few uses and cost more to repair than to buy another. I'm sure there are other places where an oven isn't supplied with the dwelling.

    Sami-Jo Ross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We still have ours! It needs a thorough cleaning because we haven't used it in years, but that thing made some of the best honey wheat bread I've ever eaten.

    Beruthiel45
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one I'd go for. Third item. The person who included this has never made bread.

    Red Ruffensor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would have to pry my bread machine from my cold, dead hands.

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    #55

    Salad Spinner

    Salad Spinner

    To get your money's worth from a salad spinner, which speeds up the process of washing and drying leafy vegetables a little bit more than the traditional rinse-and-pat technique, you'd have to consume a lot of greens unless you intend to use it in other ways like as a serving bowl or a colander, stay away.

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've got one of these, but that's because mom eats like a rabbit

    Lucy Goodwin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have had one of these. they are so amazing.I don’t get what the big deal is about it.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one is super useful and every time I make salads I wish I still had one.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got this for my SIL one year because she really wanted it. :) No judgement from me if you want to spin your salads!

    OnAFreakingRollercoaster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are a must-have in every french kitchen. I'm assuming in most Mediterranean countries too.

    CrazyKnitter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had one in my kitchen since I can remember. Incredibly useful.

    Ozzyols
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I just say that one of these was a godsend when we used to go camping. We would use it in between major pit stops if we needed to wash/rinse small articles of clothing. And no… it was not also used for food… it was specifically bought to be a mini washer/spinner…

    Beruthiel45
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bought one a long long time ago. It destroyed my lettuce. Only used it once.

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