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Sure, everybody dreams of a kitchen that makes your food solely by itself. Well, maybe with the help of some innovative, high-tech kitchen gadgets, but definitely without your own manual labor. Knowing this, kitchen appliance makers sure do try their best to make our kitchens more autonomic and to make the drudgery of cooking less time-consuming. And some of the new gadgets they come up with are just awesome! Take, for instance, the frother - how did we ever survive without frothing our powdered shakes or morning lattes before it? Or, think about the omnipotent air fryer - this baby sure makes our lives easier. But it doesn’t stop at the kitchen, either! Smart home appliances like Roombas and window-cleaning robots have won our hearts and made our lives easier. However, not all home appliances are made equal, and there are some that are, well, completely useless. Then, of course, they make awesome entries to our worst home appliances list, which is even more hilarious than you would’ve thought.

This glorious list of bad appliances includes, but is not limited to, a smartphone-controlled kitty water fountain (very effective at scaring your cat sh*tless). Then, we have something called the Porkfolio, which is simply a glorified piggy bank. And then there’s the Star Trek borg cube fridge; don’t even ask about it because we’re also lost on this one. So, plenty of hilariously bad appliances we’re sure glad we haven’t bought!

Right-o, ready to check which things made it to our inglorious worst home appliances list? If so, you know what to do! Once you’re done reading, be sure to rank the gadgets from worst to dubiously best or vice versa and share this article with your friends!

#1

LED Tap

Multi colored LED taps

Why wash your hands with boring old water when it can glow like an incredible E.T.!

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N Miller
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had a shower head that changed colour. In the mornings it was actually quite mood enhancing. In the evenings it was like being in a disco!

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#2

Smart Kettle

Smart kettle controlled by a phone

Yeah, because locating your phone, downloading the app, and setting up your parameters is much easier than just flipping the on/off switch!

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Pie Bird

Ceramic red pie bird on a pie

If you know what a pie bird is, chances are good that you already own one. So here is a little explanation for the pie newbies: These tiny ceramic birds can aid in steam venting while your pie bakes and keep the filling from bubbling over. The majority of home bakers still produce delectable pies without pie birds, though owners acknowledge that they serve more as a cute kitchen ornament than a necessary baking aid.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are great and have been around for years - my gran had one. It's not being used properly in the pic tho

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#4

Star Trek Borg Cube Fridge

Star Trek Borg Cube Fridge with a blue glass bottle near

Can you appreciate an icy cold beverage if it hasn't been sitting in green light inside a mini-fridge modeled after a mythical spaceship, says this dorm-worthy refrigerator? The answer is yes, and it makes this product completely useless.

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#5

Breakfast Station

Light blue Breakfast Station with food on it

The breakfast station, which commonly combines a toaster oven, griddle, and coffee maker, is then, by all means, something you should buy.

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#6

Baseball Bat Pepper Grinder

Baseball Bat Pepper Grinder

For those who like their pepper as aggressive as possible. 

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#7

Countertop Pizza Oven

360 degree black Countertop Pizza Oven

Even though pizza-only countertop ovens advertise that they use less energy and cook more evenly, they aren't really compact and will occupy a lot of cabinet or counter space for something you might only use once a week. Also, you could just use the oven you already have. 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mother has this. It's the devil. Oven is so much better of a cook.

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#8

Warming Ice Cream Scoop

Black Warming Ice Cream Scoop with white ice cream inside

Enter the self-warming ice cream scoop, which claims to use some sort of thermodynamic magic to melt even the toughest ice cream quickly. Cool concept, but we'll stick to the tried-and-true techniques of letting that pint of frozen goodness soften on the counter for a few minutes or running a conventional ice cream scoop under warm water.

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Rachknits
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These actually work and are better than non warming ones. The one I use is filled with antifreeze and you just have to rest it one top of the ice cream and it sinks down. I have weak wrists (am disabled) so it's great for me

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#9

Magic Tap

Magic Tap dispenser for multiple liquid use

Poof! It's magic: When you purchased the Magic Tap, your $21 suddenly vanished into thin air. Thanks to this drink dispenser, we no longer have to lift and pour juice, milk, soda, or other beverage containers. We advise you to continue building your upper-body strength by pouring your favorite beverage in the traditional manner.

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#10

Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron

Branding Iron for Barbecue use

Regardless of how good your steaks are, we won't eat anything that has your initials on it.

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#11

Musical Toilet Roll Device

Person holding a small white device near a green toilet roll

Relieving yourself is not an act that requires a title track. Well, usually. 

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Sam Juan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd totally have the Mission: Impossible theme song play everytime I use it

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#12

Cookie Dippers

Green dinosaur Cookie Dippers

The creators of cookie dippers kindly request that you STOP DOING THIS NOW if you are dipping your Oreos in your milk with your fingers. They insist that there is a better way. The cookie doesn't crumble when dipped because the dipper "cradles the cookie by the cream." So long as you're ready to spend valuable money and drawer space on this exact small gadget, there won't be any more cookie search and rescue operations.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like the thrill of timing my dips. I’ll stick to my traditional method, thank you

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#13

Electric Martini Maker

Electric Martini Maker with a Martini glass near

When Bond, James Bond asked for his martinis to be "shaken, not stirred," he absolutely did not have in mind a machine doing it. 

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G M
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This can’t be easier than making a martini yourself, neither the process nor the clean up.

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#14

Meat-Shredding Claws

Meat-Shredding Claws with tongs near

Not going to lie: These items appear to be fantastic for channeling your inner carnivore or for acting like Wolverine. However, unless you frequently host barbecues or whole roast hogs in your backyard, these are probably unnecessary. Use just a few forks for your most recent crockpot dish.

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#15

Soft Pretzel Makes With Cheese Dip Warmer

Soft Pretzel pan with a cheese sauce in the middle

Is there anything more frustrating than preparing a pretzel and then realizing you forgot to reheat the cheese dip? There is. Literally, anything else that might occur in your life is what it is called.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

German here, living in Swabia and with Bavarian parents. That’s not how we eat Brezeln 🥨 ( German for pretzels)

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#16

Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

Soft looking human nose imitation

Because who wouldn't want to slather themselves with snot? (except for toddlers, maybe)

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#17

Microwavable Bacon Cooker

Orange and white bacon cooker with bacon on a plate

Don't have an oven, a grill, or even a stove? Then a microwaveable bacon cooker might be the right choice for you. 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bacon takes a really long time to cook and usually makes a huge mess with grease splatters. I still prefer it to microwave bacon but I think there's definitely a market for this.

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#18

Waffle Bowl Maker

Black Waffle Bowl making pan

Waffles bowls are terrifying. There's not much to add to describe this scary device. 

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#19

Electric Salt And Pepper Grinders

Black Electric Salt And Pepper Grinders near a box

Again, if you have arthritic hands or another condition that makes it difficult to turn a handle, you might be able to justify using electric salt and pepper grinders. If not, it's difficult to defend these automatic devices with motors and batteries that fail, leaving your food tragically unseasoned. (Yes, many of them have LED lights, but they're probably not worth the extra money unless you're cooking supper in the dark.)

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Egg Counter

White Egg Counter opened

Well, using your eyes or your hands to count the eggs would also work just fine!

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Popcorn Machine

Cool looking Popcorn Machine with popcorn bags near

Calculating how much popcorn you would need to consume for a personal popcorn machine to be financially viable is not even worthwhile.

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#22

Pickle Picker

Pickle Picker holding a small pickle

Apart from pleading to be put in a tongue twister, pickle pickers exist only to protect your fingertips from the gross humiliation of reaching into a pickle jar (or olive jar, or pepper jar). Naturally, a fork has long fulfilled the same purpose, but pickle pickers promise to be more dependable and keep your hands free of liquid.

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#23

Omelet Maker

Red and black omelet maker pan with omelet inside

Call us old-school, but pan would work perfectly well here. 

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#24

Corn Dog Maker

White and black corn dog maker with corndogs inside near a box

Having a piece of special equipment for making corn dogs doesn't seem like it will make life any easier unless you eat them all the time.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Completely illegal. Federal law dictates that all corn dogs must be eaten while wandering aimlessly at the state or county fair.

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#25

Taco Holder

Multiple steel taco holders with tacos inside

Perhaps taco holders encourage taco consumption in a more refined manner. They can enable a daring home cook to prepare each priceless taco in advance and then maintain order and cohesion once everything is placed on the plate. But we're not persuaded. We'll be over with the barbarians who build their tacos as they go, eating any spilled toppings with a fork and a smile. 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Counterpoint: These are great, especially in a restaurant setting where you get 3 at a time..

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#26

Avocado Masher

Avocado Masher with multiple avocados near

You can mash avocados with this masher, which resembles a potato masher in appearance, but a fork will also work. Even if you often consume guacamole, there is no compelling need to keep this in your utensil drawer.

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Wi-Fi Scent Dispenser

Wi-Fi Scent Dispenser controlled by a smart phone

Your phone can do many things these days, so why not give it the ability to make your room smell like Jolly Ranchers or sizzling bacon while you're away? 

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would I want to make my house smell good when I'm not there???

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#28

Automated Floss Dispenser

White Automated Floss Dispenser

30 dollars, and this gadget is all yours! However, we like our floss dispensed manually better. 

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Sam Juan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want one now before my next dental appointment in about a week... But, then, what would I use it for in the 6 months afterwards?

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#29

Wine Aerator

Wine Aerator stuck on a wine bottle cap

Any person who is trying to save money should ignore wine aerators. According to some experts, there's no need to spend money on yet another pointless bar accessory unless you're in a great rush to aerate a wine. Wine should have lots of oxygen after being slowly swirled, which will help flavors develop. Bonus: When you do it, you appear to be a genuine wine expert.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are actually really useful. Simply swirling will not aerate the wine, it will need ten minutes or so of being in the glass to get the same effect as simply pouring through this device. Who's got time to wait ten minutes before they dring their wine?

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#30

Hands-Free Bag Holder

green and black Hands-Free Bag Holder

This puzzling device tries to make the laborious process of filling a plastic baggie significantly simpler. Avoid unless you're packing hundreds of plastic bags per day with nefarious, cumbersome sauces or soups. You won't need to dig them out of the bottom of your junk drawer because your hands are free.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like a lot of these devices, they aren't useful for many people, but great for disabled people and people with mobility or dexterity issues

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