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If you like things tidy, living with other people is hard. You have to maneuver through their dirty clothes, go on a scavenger hunt every time you need a clean plate, and work part-time as a garbage collector. But if you're unlucky enough, you might move in with an individual that's impossible to live with. No matter if you're high-maintenance or chill as a goldfish. The Internet calls these creatures 'monsters'. And rightfully so. Who else could keep a potato in their cupboard so long that it starts sprouting? Or leave so much hair on the wall of a shower that you could make a wig out of it? Bored Panda has compiled a list of pictures that show what it's like to live with a monster so scroll down, check out their insane living habits, and upvote your (least) favorite ones!

#1

The Way My Wife Opens Things

The Way My Wife Opens Things

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Zebwe
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

are you sure she's not a cat?

Amina Hays
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's grounds for divorce I reckon.

Mr. Bean
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh, hell no. #GroundsForDivorce

SnowWolf
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You married a psycho. You deserve this.

Asia
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. I'd loose my sh*t if someone would be opening stuff like that.

atl.XVI
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought my wife was the only one...Be careful, they may teach their offspring their ways. Save the children. Get to them first. It may be too late for my son, but there may be time to save yours.

varwenea
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is she an impatient person? Irritable perhaps? Or has claws for hands?

Tambot
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is she related to Edward...Edward scissor hands ?

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Foxxy
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, no, no. Was she bought up by raccoons or something

Angela Williams
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is bizarre behavior. Maybe hostile even.

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While cheesy sitcoms may have convinced you that living with roommates is the best, truth is, there's much more to it. When you are sharing your space with someone else, everyday life is full of conflicts, compromises, and setting boundaries. There are, however, things you can do to make it easier for everyone involved.

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    #2

    My Wife Hung A Nice Picture And A Small Shelf While I Was On Duty. Now My Eye Is Twitching

    My Wife Hung A Nice Picture And A Small Shelf While I Was On Duty. Now My Eye Is Twitching

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    Holly Fraser
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tall thin, possibly dark vase on the far left of the shelf should neaten that up

    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking the same thing. add some dead-twigs to it to make it even taller. of course, I'm sure there's still some people who'd be like 'worst idea ever' but, then again, I know a guy who said that about white walls (and specifically, trying to sell the house).

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    Tor Rolf Strøm
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she did a pretty decent job, being blind and all.

    Laana
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s a monster. Be aware while sleeping.

    westwing
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you not notice how WRONG this is?

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I thought my astigmatism was bad.

    Lucy Shupe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually this would drive me crazy too.

    RaggedRacoon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am currently trembling in fear.

    manowce
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but it actually makes sense.

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    Clear Communication from the get-go. Even though this is one of the most important tips for any relationship, it's vital for all roommates. You'll be spending a lot of time with each other, and you'll need to respect each other's needs and preferences. Ask yourself what you know about yourself already and what you expect from the person that's living with you. Maybe you like to blast music while you study, maybe you need some peace and quiet before you go to sleep, it doesn't matter, just figure it out and communicate these needs and expectations as soon as possible.

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    #3

    Why I Keep A Secret Tube Of Toothpaste From My Wife And Children

    Why I Keep A Secret Tube Of Toothpaste From My Wife And Children

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    Tamicka
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister does the same so I also have to keep a secret one (otherwise she'll just use mine)

    Waxier Cereal Ai
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! My twin sister never puts the cap back or makes any attempt to keep it clean. Drives me insane!

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    A
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally get this. I have a secret toothpaste stash that I don't share with the kids or my husband. I use the mini ones they give out at the dentist that everyone else seems to forget about. Easy to hide behind other things in the medicine cabinet!

    Biljana Malesevic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I am finding myself on most of these...

    Chiderah Abani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol The tube looks like a child who wants to go pee so bad.

    KarmaQueen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the same way, I had two tubes in my bathroom. One for me, which was clean and squeezed from the bottom and the other-case in point.

    Denyse
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! I too refuse to share my toothpaste because of this!

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    Solve problems immediately. The best way to go about it is to tackle them while they're still small. Is your roommate borrowing your stuff without asking? Or maybe they're constantly leaving a mess behind them? Address issues as soon as you notice them and it will be easier to talk about them in a calm and friendly manner.

    #4

    I Lost A Loved One Today. I'm Not Sure Which One Yet, But Whoever Cuts Cheese Cake Like This Is Dead To Me

    I Lost A Loved One Today. I'm Not Sure Which One Yet, But Whoever Cuts Cheese Cake Like This Is Dead To Me

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    Jasmine Sunflower Laake
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sees way to cut it into two perfect triangles*

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FFS: Play along and slice yourself a piece however you like. IT'S CHEESECAKE!

    Friedlander Rosenzweig
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do know that you cannot just leave it like that, right? You need to bite the bullet, and cut it until it is back to normal, than dispose of the ruins in your stomach.

    Ang.stl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no coming back from that, you’d just have to just dispose of it all. Or attempt to even it out, one forkful at a time!!

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    RaggedRacoon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they dont bite into a full KitKat. That would ground for a divorce.

    Kathleen Barlow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the kind of the thing that I do on purpose to annoy others.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are evil and fated to die alone and afraid!!!

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    Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There ain't greater pleasure than eat cake in morsels from the very plate, or have stew from the pot. Sorry for tidy consumers. They miss a lot of non-guilty pleasure!

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this wouldn't happen in my house. The cheesecake wouldn't last long enough to get cut secondary to the opening of it.

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of monster eats cheesecake without cherries on top?

    Sugar Latte
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol had to read the title more than once 🤣

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    Be respectful when you're thinking about inviting people over. Even if you're an extroverted socialite who thrives among other people, your roommate prefers spending time alone. Bringing a group of friends to your home may be disrupting, considering it's their home as well. Talk to your roommate again, inform them about your socialization needs and make sure you don't overstep any boundaries.

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    #5

    My Housemate Still Hasn’t Got Rid Of His Pumpkin From Halloween

    My Housemate Still Hasn’t Got Rid Of His Pumpkin From Halloween

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    Soupcat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why dont you just clean it up ?....then put it in a bag and stuff it into his pillow case.

    Alan Wilkening
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! Why did whomever posted this even let that happen? I think there’s bigger problems going on there.

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    Amina Hays
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's revolting, your house must be filled with flies.

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is friggin disgusting, time to get a new housemate.

    Dani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a new housemate. Stat.

    Misterscooter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure it is possible to get rid of it, anymore.

    Tahani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the stink on that... whoooweee

    Natters
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's studying the decomposing process of pumpkins.... or he's a **** housemate.

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    It's okay if you and your roommate aren't best friends. Try to be pleasant and friendly to your roommate, but respect each other's personal space. There's no need to force a close relationship, doing so might cause strain and discomfort for the both of you. Go on with your life and if you connect, you connect, and if you don't, at least you get along.

    #6

    Damn 3-Year-Olds

    Damn 3-Year-Olds

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just in case you don't know, that 3 year old is not coming back to finish those.

    Soupcat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason this reminded me of a South Park episode where Cartman eats all the skin off a bucket of KFC and tells the other people he left them the chicken lol.

    Robert Gellie
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My child when I say he can have half of the strawberries..

    Danby Drongo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prolly a buncha dem rully rully sour wunz

    Lesley Wood
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this with a box of after eight chocolates and put them back in their wrappers - mum was mortified when she passed them round at a dinner party! I was 6 btw 🤣

    Dawnfire
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They eat strawberries like that?!

    Louise Brigance
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the crime of the youngest child. There is little redemption for this child soul. Pray for a successful exorcistism.

    Elise Williams
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple, move them to a higher shelf!

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    #7

    My Wife Never Finishes A Bottle Of Shampoo Or Body Wash Before Buying A New Kind And Leaving The Old Ones

    My Wife Never Finishes A Bottle Of Shampoo Or Body Wash Before Buying A New Kind And Leaving The Old Ones

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    Nikki D
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, the bathtub is absolutely sparkling so stop complaining!

    Niffler_13
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you assume the wife is the one that cleans the bathtub?

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    Dynein
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you could use them up yourself? Given that some of them are still half full that's quite a mission, but, good grief, this is such a waste!

    Bumble
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at all that needless plastic! I'm crying!

    varwenea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pour them into each other. Tell her you finished the partial bottle. Keep doing till every bottle is full.

    Nadine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way could I deal with this. What a wasteful person.

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This..this is one of my pet-peeves.

    westwing
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s just demented...

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    #8

    My Roommate's Toothbrush

    My Roommate's Toothbrush

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does he wake up mad/upset every morning?

    Mikyla McEwen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d be that person who’d replace the damn thing and when they ask what happened to their old toothbrush I’d tell em im not sure

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't scrub the tile grout with that.

    Ms Phit
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He won't be doing that for much longer...after his teeth all fall out from years of neglect. I switch Every 3 months, if not more often ( my mom was a dental hygienist and her husband was a dentist... I got good training)

    ravina nimje
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is not way it can be called as brush.

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    #9

    What Kind Of Person Leaves This In The Freezer

    What Kind Of Person Leaves This In The Freezer

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    Erin Higgins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is soooooooooooo guilty of doin this c**p! Claims taking the rest is “too much” and makes him feel like a glutton, however will not buy another carton of ice cream cuz “we have some at home” 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ And men wonder why their woman is so moody and “irrational”

    Linda Peters
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband manages to leave just a little of everything in it's container, juice, milk, butter, ice cream, a pickle, etc. I don't think I've ever seen him eat the last bit of anything and throw out a jar or container. I feel like the food police.

    Caroline Jenkins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same who leaves one sheet of loo roll.

    Ms Phit
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be my son. Or...my husband. The apple didn't fall far from the tree

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    #10

    "Flatmate Made Pasta, Then Left For A Vacation." (I Sort Of Want To Cuddle It)

    "Flatmate Made Pasta, Then Left For A Vacation." (I Sort Of Want To Cuddle It)

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    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just throw the whole house away....

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't! This "flatmate" just created a whole world. The creatures living there may already have invented the wheel! Imagine the potential of this new civilisation! and yeah, burn it before they discover how to use bacteriological weapons...

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell your flatmate they will have to start paying rent for the "pet"

    Amina Hays
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagine all the mould spores flying around and getting into your lungs. Yak.

    Ilona Z
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I was breeding that mould! His name was Albert! I was trying to get him two foot high!

    trix
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congrats, you have a new pet.

    Layla
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kill it with fire! Where's the Fire Nation when you need it?

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    #11

    I'm Starting A Fight With My Wife

    I'm Starting A Fight With My Wife

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares? Pets can't read. ♥

    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I taught my rabbit, Patches, to read... granted I was eight at the time, and I'm pretty sure he was just obliging me for that nibble of a carrot.

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    TheExtremeSmell
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making your wife eat and drink out of dog bowls would start a fight. Seems kinda rude

    Alan Wilkening
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do two identical bowls even have stupid labels on them like that? Geez...

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would annoy me and I am not overly OCD, just with some things.

    Linda Christian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog could drown seen a video of a dog submersing his face trying to get the bone.

    Danby Drongo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    most excellent... now, can I recommend a very nicely sadistic divorce lawyer...???

    Sandy J Renfroe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens to the his-n-her bath towels?

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    #12

    My Roommate And I Own Only Two Pots. When He Cooks, He Stores The Leftovers In The Fridge In The Pots, Instead Of Putting Them In Containers

    My Roommate And I Own Only Two Pots. When He Cooks, He Stores The Leftovers In The Fridge In The Pots, Instead Of Putting Them In Containers

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    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crime scene investigator: appears to be blunt force trauma with two pots.

    Maureen Keeler
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy a pot or two for yourself, and let your roomy clean his own pots.

    varwenea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this but only one pot goes in at a time. There's always a spare clean one.

    Turnip and a Frog
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you considered buying a pot for yourself?

    Idania Tcmg
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UGH my mom does this. it's so annoying!! can't get anything out

    Eric Mac Fadden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this, but it lasts two meals: the one cooked and the dinner. I save soap, water and time doing this.

    Stephanie Blasyak
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked my husband if he would put the leftovers in the fridge one night and woke up to this same situation the next morning.

    Danby Drongo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do this all the time. Saves cleaning out plastic containers where the oils stick to the sides with a passion. Wash too hard and they start to disintegrate. Never had that happen with a pot.

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    Friedlander Rosenzweig
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next year, this story may start with: “My ex-roommate...”

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    #13

    My Side Of The Room vs. My Roommate's Side

    My Side Of The Room vs. My Roommate's Side

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    having a nasty roommate is just the worst.

    Indiana Jones
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist! The clean side is the roomate's!!!!

    Danby Drongo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Precisely. I thought (knew) that right from the start.

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    DemPugs
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just left two freaking mellophones on the floor. As someone who plays two instruments, you always want yours in a case so it doesn't get damaged. Yeesh.

    Alan Wilkening
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Felix Unger and Oscar Madison during their college years.

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the border between order and chaos

    RaggedRacoon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should get a curtain so you dont have to see the mess.

    back atya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what about the smell. I nearly killed my roommate because he stank bad

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    Cats999
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many mellophones do they even have?? Are they in marching band?

    Ivy D
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he keeps it on his side

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet you wish the SMELL would honor the borderline.

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    #14

    My Wife Never Fully Screws The Lids Back Onto Anything

    My Wife Never Fully Screws The Lids Back Onto Anything

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    Nikki D
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have to have a totally separate fridge with all separate things. This is not OK!

    Alan Wilkening
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially not OK to do that with dairy products!

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mother did this on mineral water bottles...and my father picked them always up by the lids, so I let you imagine.....

    Kim Mahood
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof this would drive me mad... accident waiting to happen...

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. My husband either. About the second year into our marriage I finally learned not to shake anything until I checked the lid. Any idea how hard it is to get A-1 sauce off the ceiling?!?!

    athornedrose
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my grandmother does that, but it's more because her arthritis makes it hard to screw/unscrew things so we encouraged her to cover things in plastic wrap instead.

    MimsLarson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never shake ANYTHING til you check!

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most problematic when it's something that needs to be shaken before using, like oj.

    Saulo Frota
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife does the same thing. She also never fully closes doors or any kind of container lids.

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    #15

    My Flatmate Isn’t The Biggest Fan Of Hygiene. This Festive Potato Managed To Grow In His Cupboard

    My Flatmate Isn’t The Biggest Fan Of Hygiene. This Festive Potato Managed To Grow In His Cupboard

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    Koalamonster
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear god the smell of a rotting potato...

    Dynein
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in this case, the potato is very much alive! But yeah, that kind of chaos is bound to cause nasty odors sooner or later...

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    Elsker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    put it in some soil, it wants to live!

    Melissa Nunya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the potato was fed by the jar of marmite. Super potato now

    Quant
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this stage I would show mercy and put it in the ground. It deserves that for the effort.

    Dani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to get a new flatmate.

    Poppy Petal
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put it in soil and you can harvest its babies soon!

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plant it and get more potatoes

    RaggedRacoon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People can live like this!? I have major OCD so this whole page triggers me.

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    #16

    Holiday With New Boyfriend - He Opens Bread Like This

    Holiday With New Boyfriend - He Opens Bread Like This

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    Clare McDuff
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was fun while it lasted.

    Alan Wilkening
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does your boyfriend have a protruding forehead?

    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But is it? Wouldn't it be easier to just take the tie off the bag?

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    Michelle Line
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For god's sake, why? I would think it's harder to tear it open than it is to simply open it at the end like normal. Anger management issues? Was he dumped by a loaf of bread in his past?

    back atya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wants to be abnormal. Typical Apple user. Thinks he's different and better than others.

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    Maureen Keeler
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A definite sign of character flaws, i.e., impatience, lack of respect for others' things, wasteful. Warning. Warning.

    OneEyePuppy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sign of bigger issues to come.

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    #17

    My Wife Is A Monster

    My Wife Is A Monster

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    gonzo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitkat#4 must be terrified

    Didi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually tastes more "chocolatey". Try it once before dissing it. Free yourself from living by everyone else's rules.

    Collin Burton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a violation of the rules that I can get behind. If you aren’t sharing it, eating it this way adds to the mouth feel. Like Didi said, try it. Come to the dark side.

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    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but... she left you one. I mean, my GF would have eaten the entire thing then and there. And in about the same fashion.

    MagicalUnicorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i did it once to see it makes me feel like a rebel. it totally did

    Marika Stanway
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually ok... (hides from attacks)

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all have our own way of doing things.

    KitKatLord
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHHHHHH ( read my username )

    Karnelia
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this. I’m a badass rebel.

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    #18

    The Way My Housemate Tidied These Shoes

    The Way My Housemate Tidied These Shoes

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    HOUSE
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are clearly joking OCD people

    Clem
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not what OCD is, but I get your point

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    Eveline Lensen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My OCD already found a pattern to comfort me from this unsightly arrangement..

    Ilona Z
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I'm beginning to feel pretty uncomfortable already.

    Angela Williams
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great job if your housemate is a toddler.

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    #19

    My Wife Likes To Put Her Food And Drinks On Electronics

    My Wife Likes To Put Her Food And Drinks On Electronics

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    ZombieGirl5591
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol thats actually soooo germ ridden...but I'm guilty of doing that sometimes lol

    MRaina
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    absolutely barbaric, these things usually accompany me to the washroom

    Matthew Hignite
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she is not good with electronics from what I can tell drinks would destroy them with precipitation

    Elsker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so gross!!... i'd never! does remind me tho, maybe time to desinfect my phone for a bit...

    Tor Rolf Strøm
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this. I use whatever as a plate, and I'm still not sick very often.

    Annamay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband out my tea on my kindle. At least it's in a cup.

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy some paper plates and tell her to use them.

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    #20

    My Roommate Leaves Her Cat's Litter Box Scoop In Our Kitchen Sink

    My Roommate Leaves Her Cat's Litter Box Scoop In Our Kitchen Sink

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    Steve
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave it in her bed for her to find, next time.

    Alan Wilkening
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Placing fecal material in a food prep area. That’s beyond stupid.

    Elina Kuusisto
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get squeamish about much but this is gross

    RaggedRacoon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stick her in an insane asylum boi

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I had a roommate that actually used the spatula!!!! I about died when she told me.

    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Empty the litterbox in her bed. Place scoop on pillow. She'll get the message.

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    #21

    My Wife Leaves Hair Stuck To The Shower Wall

    My Wife Leaves Hair Stuck To The Shower Wall

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    Anqi Wang
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a lot of women do this (since you don't want them in your drain), just clean up afterwards :D

    Lisa Villa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this too but I clean it up afterwards. You don't want that going down the drain!

    Dawn Baik
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG my daughter does this and it makes me want to gag!!!!

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else see a penis? No....?

    Layla
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uuf, this is also a major roommate pet peeve. On one hand, it's so disgusting to get in the shower and find hair everywhere, on the other hand, it's really uncomfortable to tell your grown-up friend "please clean up your hairs from the shower"... In short, yikes

    OdangaUsagi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should come back and pick it up, but I do this so it doesn't go down the drain

    Stille20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, I had a roommate who did that. One time it dried and rolled out when I was peeing and I almost jumped off the toilet

    Candy Sheppard
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now see I do this and after the shower I collect it for the trash can-- not clogging a drain

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    #22

    How My Boyfriend Stores His Cords

    How My Boyfriend Stores His Cords

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    ZeitCycloneTangram
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeh, pour meatballs and bolognese on it, stick a fork into it, he should get the message

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    Chris
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just have to throw the whole boyfriend away at this point and try again

    Danielle Renee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't think 'stores' is the correct term

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    #23

    My Wife Thinks It Is OK To Mix M&M's With Skittles

    My Wife Thinks It Is OK To Mix M&M's With Skittles

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    Erzuq
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. It's NOT OKAY

    Anne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best office prank ever!

    DE Ray
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to throw in Reese's Pieces as well, just for variety.

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    Von
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg the horror!!!!!

    KarmaQueen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would mess with my mind and taste-buds, thinking I am getting a skittle and I bite into chocolate, my mind is totally blown.

    Gud4ewe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I have trust issues.

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    #24

    I Thought I Was The Only One Whose Flatmates Were Growing Potato Monsters. This One Was Growing For A Year And I Discovered It The Weekend I Moved In

    I Thought I Was The Only One Whose Flatmates Were Growing Potato Monsters. This One Was Growing For A Year And I Discovered It The Weekend I Moved In

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    ZeitCycloneTangram
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    QUICK! GET RID OF IT BEFORE IT LEARNS HUMAN SPEECH!

    Zelda Blue
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you turn around and put your belongings back in the moving truck?

    sequoia hawes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plant it. i did that onve and it grew so many potatoes! i had a feast of mashed potatoes!

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're gonna rise up and take over.

    Michelle Muirhead
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget killer tomatoes, you have killer potatoes

    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take it outside and plant it.

    Elizabeth Butler
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those poor things trying so hard to reproduce....

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    #25

    My Girlfriend’s Kitchen, Everyone

    My Girlfriend’s Kitchen, Everyone

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    moeless
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    6 years ago

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    Yes, she does appear to be quite the waste.

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    Christine Cameron
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When ONE of our ketchups looked like that, my grandmother would make meatloaf; she would pour a little milk in the bottle, shake it all up, the squeeze it into the 'loaf mix. Depression-era baby!

    TheDivineMs.M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she not know how to at least wash and container and recycle

    back atya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do you have to wash containers to recycle? I never heard of that

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    Anne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is when you marry the ketchups

    Anita Holleufer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marry her! Be grateful that she doesn’t throw it out before it’s all used up! Not someone that’s going to go out and blow money endlessly! She should consolidate however.

    Elise Williams
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy her a bottle-to-bottle funnel; they're great. At least she's not wasteful.

    Freya Fluharty
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she's related to my husband.

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    #26

    My Wife’s Nightstand

    My Wife’s Nightstand

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    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How hard is it to toss these in the recycle bin..I don't get it.

    Anne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get her a reusable water bottle. Wtf who uses one way plastic anymore when it's avoidable.

    Bill
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to leave something for future generations to know I was here

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    Joannie Goulet
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Destroying the planet, one bottle at a time. :'(

    Payten Goins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She could have used re usable water bottles. This is so bad for the environment

    Marika Stanway
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely no need to use this kind of plastic anymore, no excuse for it.

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she miss the memo on the plastics ruining the planet?

    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy her a nice reusable water cup for her birthday. Save the planet and hydrate your wife at the same time.

    Bani Daniell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only imagine what the rest of the house looks like!

    Jo Bebe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plastic bottles can take 10 lifetimes or more to decompose. Perhaps use a glass ???

    Luka Hamer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't drink from the tap in all countries

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    Patti
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that is lazy. Why use water bottles? How about a glass of water

    Luka Hamer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't drink from the tap in all countries

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    #27

    My Wife Bought Toilet Paper For The First Time. One Ply. I Live With A Monster

    My Wife Bought Toilet Paper For The First Time. One Ply. I Live With A Monster

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    nanashi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why 1ply ever existed at all

    Anne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you do not have a good sewer, but a septic tank etc, this is easier on the system - so less failure/backed up sewer.

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Do you have a child bride? Who hasn't bought toilet paper?

    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is with all the american bashing? I'm a brit so not personally offended but every country has its share of flipping morons.

    velocirrober
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever since I bought a house, I buy one-ply. I'm not filling up my plumbing with two-ply.

    J Doe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use wipes and a pressure toliet to blast it down the street

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    Coco
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find terribly funny the obsesssion americans have with toilet paper while being compoletely against bidet, which makes your bum WAAAY cleaner.

    CJ Curtis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have this stuff at my school.It dissolves before you even rip it off!

    Carole Strawn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will just need to use five times as much so no savings.

    Jonny Chevalier
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what a waste of money. one would use three times as much..

    Lydia Bianchi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let her use it and hide the good stuff.

    Kai
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably she tried to save some money and failed hard... Sometimes happens (I'm not getting bread from the cheap brand ever again).

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    #28

    My Roommates Seem To Forget This Exists

    My Roommates Seem To Forget This Exists

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    Nikki D
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only is this terribly lazy, it is unbelievably dangerous. Can't believe there wasn't a fire.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said Alicia Keys: This house is on fi-yer!

    Jasmine Walker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said Smokey the Bear: Only You Can Prevent Laundry Fires!

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    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each year, uncleaned dryer screens are responsible for 11,000 house fires. Your roommates are going to kill themselves or someone else when it goes up in flames. Take it from someone who lost their pets and home in a fire, you don't want that (wasn't from a dryer fire). It's been 17 years and I still relive it everyday. Show this comment to your cavalier and lazy roommates.

    Bacony
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because, if you don't stop them, they'll become Cadaver and Daisy roommates.

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    amanda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my teacher's friend's house burnt down because of this, make sure you clean it every time you use your dryer!

    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not just the roommate, apparently.

    Bill
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you want a test to see if you have good renter's insurance

    Andrew Yarke
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised your house didn't burn down. Your very lucky.

    Mia
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is this ? spill me anyone .

    Becca
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dryer vent absolutely filled with lint. Massive fire hazard.

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    Randomcthulu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived in an apartment in a college town that had a lint trap that was clogged just as badly, had to peel the layers off and scrub it in the kitchen sink, you'd think the make ready crew would know to check for things like that...

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    #29

    I Live With A Monster. This Happens Every Single Time I Get Back Home After Being Away With Work For 2 Weeks

    I Live With A Monster. This Happens Every Single Time I Get Back Home After Being Away With Work For 2 Weeks

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    Char Char
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even a 2 year old does better than that.

    Heidi Matsumoto
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sorry to say that I really don't understand why some people don't have the common sense to apply toothpaste neatly or at least not as messy as this.... I'll understand if it's a disability or some condition but laziness? nope......

    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone using this extremely blue toothpaste and suffers with mouth ulcers... the colouring can cause them. Switch to a white toothpaste.

    Sarah Isburgh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it get so hot that the toothpaste explodes?

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This type of a mess I can't fathom, I could not touch it !!!

    MimsLarson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    REALLY......JUST........REALLY?!?!

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    #30

    My Boyfriend Doesn't Throw Away Empty Toilet Paper Rolls

    My Boyfriend Doesn't Throw Away Empty Toilet Paper Rolls

    Instead, the top of the toilet becomes his garbage display area. I take out the garbage regularly, but I wanted to see how long this would go on for - it's been 2 weeks.

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    GoodWolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twelve rolls in two weeks. Wow!

    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's cheap 1 ply paper, you'll need 12 rolls in 2 weeks.

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    Valerie Gibson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This goes into the paper recycling bin. Do only Canadians recycle?

    Tambot
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree... everyone is saying "toss them out, in the trash". They go in the recycling bin peeps!

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    Cindy Jarrett
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recycle them, and Kleenex boxes, anything cardboard!

    A
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he's got a Pinterest project in mind. Lots of ideas for toilet paper rolls :)

    Jennifer Erdossy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are recyclable. he's just saving them until there are enough to make a trip to the recycling bin worthwhile.

    Josephina Minutolo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stop buying cheap toilet paper.. He clearly goes thru it too quick

    LessaltEDM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he's saving these for the recycling bin instead of putting them in the garbage. Had the same problem until I decided to keep a small recycling bin in the bathroom as well as in the kitchen.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet there's a trashcan right there in the bathroom.

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    #31

    My Wife Is A Monster

    My Wife Is A Monster

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    Alan Wilkening
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She obviously wants to get straight to the toy at the bottom of the cereal package.

    Jenny Lorenz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cereals don't do this anymore. On the rare occasion they do though, it's now wrapped and on top of the unopened pack.

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    HOUSE
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I love golden Grahams!!!!

    Molly Universe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky charms are the best cereal ever, no count! Golden Grahams don't even make top 100.

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    Matthew Hignite
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    open them before she gets a chance so she doesn't do that

    debrina blackmoon
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    worse is when someone takes most of the marshmallows or does not clip the bag so it goes stale

    Emily😜♥
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    Sandy J Renfroe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Place a rubber mouse in one and a rubber spider in the other one

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    #32

    My Roommate Puts The Empty Milk Containers Back Into The Fridge

    My Roommate Puts The Empty Milk Containers Back Into The Fridge

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    Kai
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least it is on one single spot, mine will left them around the house.

    Natasha Forchione
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know why this people do this right? Cuz they want YOU to throw it away!

    Tina Mercado
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet you the roommate drinks from the jug too.

    Bettina Krumböck
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Limits passed, for that i can forget myself and end up in jail! At least these are see-thru .. here they come in cartboard (coz we don´t kill the planet on purpose) so u would not see its empty...

    Dawnfire
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will be rotten. Eww. Rotten milk

    Dawn Everly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fill them with water, water your houseplants. They'll love it

    Sandy J Renfroe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Save them instead of throwing them out. When you have a sufficient number, fill the roommates car with them.

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    #33

    The Way My Wife Leaves The Egg Shells In The Carton Instead Of Throwing Them Into The Trash

    The Way My Wife Leaves The Egg Shells In The Carton Instead Of Throwing Them Into The Trash

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    Anne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that (while cooking. When I'm done, I put them in the trash and the remaining eggs back in the fridge)

    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Egg white will leak onto the carton. Not clean.

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    Shari H
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I leave the shells in the biodegradable carton and when all 18 eggs have been used the shells and carton go into my compost pile. It's a waste of good fertilizer to throw them away.

    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this is just an invitation for salmonella!

    Patti
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You realize salmonella is on the outside fo shells

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    TheExtremeSmell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys don’t eat them? That’s where all the vitamins are?

    BeenElle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Compost. Eggshells can go in the compost rather than the trash.

    NWB
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i do this too hehehe

    Sheila Kelley
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It keeps them cold and prevents them from rotting. I do the same thing with eggs.

    Michael Naegele
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that too.... If the package is empty. Throw it away...

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    #34

    So My Roommate Used My Tin Foil

    So My Roommate Used My Tin Foil

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    Nia Loves Art
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this by mistake sometimes. Hard to control.

    MammaG
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it isn't. Use the notches on the box ends to hold the roll in the box.

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    StonedPanda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy higher end thicker tinfoil - I can't stand cheap roommates who buy this cheap 1 ply TP and thin tinfoil! Get a Clue, Dude!

    Cathy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shouldn't have let the one end get smashed, that's what caused this mes to begin with

    Joan Rogers
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey - tin foil, plastic wrap ....not so easy. I don’t think I would have left it like that, but he might have exceeded his tolerance level !

    Emory Griffis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So my roommate would be replacing my roll and keeping this one for their own use.

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    #35

    When My Roommates Take Out The Trash, They Don’t Put A New Lining, And Throw Trash In The Can Anyway

    When My Roommates Take Out The Trash, They Don’t Put A New Lining, And Throw Trash In The Can Anyway

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    throw the whole thing away

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duct tape: the handyman's secret weapon.

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    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it bad if I'm freaking out more about the socks with sandals thing?

    MRaina
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you trash can also is a trash

    Doug Parker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move away from these jack holes.

    The Suz 81
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    need to be worried about the trash can itself. lol

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    #36

    I've Been Stuck In My Room Sick For 4 Days Trying To Not Give My Roommate And His Girlfriend What I Have. They've Just Been Letting The Dishes Build Up This Whole Time

    I've Been Stuck In My Room Sick For 4 Days Trying To Not Give My Roommate And His Girlfriend What I Have. They've Just Been Letting The Dishes Build Up This Whole Time

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    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have a roommate like this. Every damn night I would clean the kitchen spotless and he and his friends would come in drunk and make messy food late at night and leave the mess!! So, I finally decided to take all of the dirty dishes and put them in his bed in the morning after he left and would remake his bed like nothing happened. A few times of this and he finally stopped! We still laugh about it now haha

    Kateřina Halašková
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and it did work? we put dirty dishes to our housemate room and the only result was he was pretty angry and refused to help with any housework since then.

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    Sue Grigg
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never understand people who do this. I can't sleep at night if there's dirty dishes in the sink. I have to wash them before I go to bed so I don't see them in the morning.

    Randomcthulu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a roomie who did this, I quit washing her dishes and she couldn't be bothered until her mom was coming to visit. I got woken by a bloodcurdling scream...she'd left them so long that there was a black widow in the sink. I laughed so hard I cried.

    Zelda Blue
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The time has come to infect them.

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take them and put them on their bed....

    Michelle Line
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend move into a spare room when he was going through a tough time. Needless to say, he stayed much longer than he was supposed to, but that's another story. He'd do the exact same thing. The kitchen would be spotless when I went to bed, but when I got up, it'd be full of his dirty dishes. I got tired of it and tired of asking him to clean his dishes before going to bed (which was usually 3 in the morning), so I began putting them in his room just as he left them -- whatever liquid or food was in them. Sadly it really didn't work. He'd clean his mess for a day or two then go right back to this c**p. Needless to say, his 2-month temporary stay which turned into nearly a 2-year stay was eventually put to an end by me kicking him out.

    Kimmy Motley Krew
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, it's probably why you are sick if they're not clean-friendly roommates!

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    #37

    My Wife Always Opens The Microwave Before It Ends And Leaves It Like This, So I Always Have To Cancel Before Setting My Heating Time

    My Wife Always Opens The Microwave Before It Ends And Leaves It Like This, So I Always Have To Cancel Before Setting My Heating Time

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    Erzuq
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the beebing sound our microwawe makes when the time is up, that's why i always stop it on the last second and then cancel the time

    Rattle Battlesnake
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we bought a microwave that doesn't beep... at all! life changer!

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    Tor Rolf Strøm
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOD, someone alert the church elders!!

    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once almost opened the microwave before it was done, and my husband (who is an expert when it comes to technology, a holder of Phd. in robotics), stopped me, saying how it's dangerous to do that. Naturally, home appliances have protective features, but if something goes wrong, you may get struck by the electricity. So, instead of just opening the microwave like this, just have it cancel first, if you hate the beeping sound, then open it. Seriously, it's safer this way.

    Josephina Minutolo
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    leaving it open actually helps it air out so the moisture doesn't cause mold. I am perfectly okay with this. stop being so a**l.

    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wastes electricity if it is the type with a light that goes on when the door is open.

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    Shari Kilcullen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least if it's finished and off at the wall, it lets the steam out, but this - no.

    Anne Mitchell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, a reason for justifiable homicide.

    Rebecca Cote
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stop it at the last second as well.

    Danby Drongo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh... first world problems eh? FYL

    John Doe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom has some competition.

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    #38

    How My Parents Store Their DVDs

    How My Parents Store Their DVDs

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what my daughter does and she gets told every damn time not too.

    KCN
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son AND my husband do this. They wonder why the DVDs stop or skip sometimes.

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    Hayden Blyseth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they like their movies to pause every five seconds

    steve
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god!! Just, no! I'm a physical media collector and this caused my palms to sweat.

    Cats999
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bottom disc probably isn't feeling very good.

    ZeitCycloneTangram
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS IS KILLING MEEEEEEE! NOOOOO! WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS???? TOTAL DISREAGARD FOR HUMANITY!

    Darren M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooooo... The Polar Express!

    Steve
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A part of my soul just died, seeing this photo...

    StonedPanda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL - just like coasters! Most movies deserve this slow death!

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    #39

    My Girlfriend Opens New Water Bottles Without Finishing The Others First. Send Help, Please

    My Girlfriend Opens New Water Bottles Without Finishing The Others First. Send Help, Please

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    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I solved the problem by putting 1 euro in a box every time my wife did this. At the end of one year I had enough to buy some nice stuff for my self. She asked me where I got the money, and I explained that I saved the money that she wasted. She kicked the habit.

    StonedPanda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a friend in college that did this with beer! It pissed us off so much that we named the phenomena after him - "'Peter"'ing a Beer." We would then pour all of his leftover beers into a full cup for him to drink the next party.

    Joelyn Kitzmiller
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, no! She should be using a reusable water bottle...ESPECIALLY if she’s not going to finish it!

    Maria Rib
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's trying to make up for an environmentalist she knows.

    louis porter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The water at the bottom doesn't taste good.

    Joan Rogers
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A woman after my own habit ! Can be very high maintenance.

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you are paying for the water, that's money down the drain !!!

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    #40

    I Live With Monsters

    I Live With Monsters

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my girl does this, we get our separate to avoid conflict

    StonedPanda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, this is simply 20% low calorie pastasios.

    Susan Davis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband always did that with peanuts. Drove ME nuts!!

    Claudia Schumann
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am highly suspicious of this collection of pictures. They seem say that it is wife or the girlfriend that does this. I am in my 70s and from my long experiences I woud find that most of these things would be committed by men not by women!

    debrina blackmoon
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my 19 yo used to do this, but it was her own bag

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a setup for some major disappointment.

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