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The size of the year-end bonus varies but is often based on an employee's position, salary, and performance metrics.

Depending on the nature of the work and the type of company, it can also come in different forms, including lump-sum payments in cash, stock options, retirement plans, and health benefits.

However, not everyone is happy with their package.

In fact, we found two recent Reddit threads (by platform users Nimfrank and Fuzzyloulou) where people have been complaining about theirs.

#1

35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting I worked for a company that gave us $5 per year of service, and a free turkey or ham from the local grocery store. The ham was canned, and the turkey was the size of a chicken. My third year there, they discontinued the turkey/ham. After tax, I got a check for $11. I started a new job later that year. At Christmas time, my boss pulled me aside and told me that bonuses would be coming, and warned me not to be discouraged because my bonus would be prorated as I had started midyear. On bonus day, he pulled me into an office apologized for the size of the bonus, and handed me a check for $8,000. I laughed my a*s off. He asked me why I was laughing. Fortunately, I still had my uncashed "bonus" from the previous year in my wallet. I handed him the check for $11 bucks, and told him what it was. "I guess you're OK with the prorated bonus, then?" was his reply.

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Jude Laskowski
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have fainted when I saw the $8k check.

Seadog
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had a boss that decided to give a quarterly bonus to those that did physical work. It was a percentage thing based on meeting or exceeding 10 categories. While 2 of them were flat out unobtainable, 80% was a great motivator and morale was great. It was, then about 18 months later he decided to end it. Morale was never the same again. And while new hires never had that feeling of loss, the morale of the others of course affected their as well. My son worked in a components company and they began a quarterly bonus. His bonus was nearly equal to a months pay for me. That bonus program didn't last long and with it's demise, so went the morale there as well. As for yearly/Christmas bonuses, I feel they should either be pay or years of service related. I find it rather demoralizing to get a >1% bonus with 10+ years of service.

DragonofMordor
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

$8000? Wow. Everyone at the firm I work at got $500 last year and this year, plus a few odds and ends (coffee mug last year, fancy phone charger this year).

nancy
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On year, my boss gave us Tim Horton's gift cards (unmarked, so no amount written on it)... we were teachers, so weren't expecting much (if anything)... but a gift card usually suggests that you're getting a minimum of $10... each card had the exact amount (to the penny) of the cost of a small coffee. It was something like $1.10... Honestly, it would have been better to just give nothing at all (which is what we're used to)... even worse, it was presented to each of us individually in front of the whole school at an assembly (so the kids thought we were getting something awesome).

JP Purves
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked for decades, mostly in retail, never received an end of year bonus, even $11! There were many times management told us profits were through the roof or we had a banner year, we got nothing.

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    #2

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting We got told we were getting nothing. And the management excuse was "Well, not everyone celebrates Christmas, so it wouldn't be fair" My colleague hit the nail on the head "I've never heard diversity weaponised until I heard that"

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    Peter Parker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about calling it a Holiday Bonus or Year End Bonus? Everyone should be fine with that. Hell, I'd even take a Ramadan Bonus, even though I'm not muslim. Bonus is bonus..

    Paul Macdonell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can absolutely guarantee that Muslims and Jews will gladly cash any Christmas bonus check

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about a New Year's bonus? If January 1st missing from anyone's calendar?

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It wouldn't been fair to give a Christmas bonus to non-Christians. It'll be much more 'fair' if we just pocket that money ourselves."

    DragonofMordor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. I have coworkers who are Muslims and one Jewish coworker. We do a holiday bonus.

    Seadog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's always their fall back excuse of "we didn't have the year we were expecting". Okay, but then they tell everyone how great things were at the end of year meeting. Or the owner goes around showing off and/or bragging about their new car(s) and boat(s). And don't forget the second house at the coast. Or, don't forget about the De Havilland jet sitting at the local airport. Then there's the ones that are major sponsors of a NASCAR team. (seriously, does anyone really buy something because it's on a race car?)I think we all know why profits are down. So glad I now work for a company where the owners also work.

    the_avenging_knight (her/she)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If people are getting money, most of them are just going to keep their mouthes shut if they don't celebrate Christmas.

    "The popularity of giving out holiday bonuses can depend on a few different factors,” Keith Spencer, Career Expert at FlexJobs, a platform that helps people find remote, hybrid, and flexible job opportunities, told Bored Panda.

    "For instance, certain industries might be more likely to offer bonuses than others and a company’s size, budget, and level of performance could also impact whether or not they distribute bonuses to employees."

    "That being said, while holiday bonuses are not universal and the size of bonuses can vary pretty widely, they are still a fairly common practice for a lot of businesses," Spencer said.

    #3

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting Not a bad bonus itself, but management's reaction to how we used our bonuses was despicable. Years ago I worked as a paramedic in the ER. The first few years, we'd get a pretty good bonus, $200-$500 depending on position. Then the hospital was sold. New owners cut bonuses and gave each employee a gift certificate for a free turkey from a local grocery chain. At the time, the value was about $15. Most of the staff, myself included, felt a bit dismayed, but we were polite about it. Since not many of us cooked turkey for Christmas dinner, we donated our gift certificates to a couple of homeless shelters in town. Management caught wind of it and sent an email to all employees stating that since we "didn't appreciate the thoughtful gift provided by the hospital" there would be no Christmas bonuses going forward. We tried to pay it forward to someone less fortunate, and got slapped in the face for it.

    Sparky3200 , Oles kanebckuu (not the actual photo) Report

    DarkViolet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The local media should have been informed of this. The damage-control press conference would have been.......interesting.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their "thoughtful" gift was sacred, while your genuinely thoughtful one was insulting.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a story the local television news needs to know about.

    jmdirks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Companies like this need to be shamed online!!!!!!!!!!

    Five Years
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No good deed goes unpunished.

    Lady Gypsy Rain
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were looking for an excuse to not have to spend money. I was a gvmt emp. Started in a small county that was the poorest county in the state. Every year, they threw a Christmas party after hours with a dj, Alcohol, great food, the works. Then they would give us all checks from local BBB they purchased so we could use them at any store in the county that was part of the BBB including Walmart. Those checks were never for less than $200 each. & don’t have to be claimed on income tax because it wasn’t money on the books basically . I finished my career at a much larger & wealthier county. For our EOY there, we got precisely nothing. Had a party in each dept but those were thrown together as potlucks& no gifts whatsoever. My dept., being one of the few depts. that actually earned more money for the county than they ever put towards salaries or anything else. And, the money we earned, by federal law, had to be spent on our dept. So we got a party that wasn’t potluck. Nothing else

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While the hospital CEO and senior staff made $ THOUSANDS (if not hundreds of thousands) in bonuses.

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    #4

    What Christmas bonus? 10k employees. Company made 5.5 BILLION in profit. CEO makes $40m and has TWO $12m houses. Not even a Christmas party this year. "Budget problems, blah, blah, blah".

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ceo always told how good things were going, and that we the employees where the reason the company existed... easy talking, no paying good.. 🙄

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    WalterWhiteSavannah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha the facility I work in (healthcare) was bought out earlier this year by a disgustingly rich company and guess what they canceled? The Christmas party. For budget reasons. Last year we all got pre paid cabs to and from, 50% of the cost if we stayed in a hotel, and free drinks and dinner. From a company worth a fraction of the new companies value. Also Christmas bonuses? Here's a vox of timbits and some coffee in the break room. Probly paid out of the pocket of management and not by the company. Gotta love it.

    Chich
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a bunch of clueless underlings! Those executive yachts don't buy themselves y'know.

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The CEO and major investors get the profits because they are so instrumental in earning the profits! He said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't get Christmas / holiday bonuses. We did get a $1k bonus the end of November, because it was a s****y year and everything that could go wrong, did. Nice of management to do, until you consider it was a desperation move to keep *more* people from quitting.

    jmdirks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Safeway hasn't had a Christmas party in more than ten years because at the last one ALL the prizes for the drawings went to family and friends of the person that organized it. The child of that person was drawn for four very nice prizes. But we were told it was "just the luck of the draw".

    According to recent research, this year, many workers will be saying goodbye to their holiday bonuses as companies look for ways to tighten their belts heading into 2024.

    Of the more than 200 U.S. companies surveyed, 34% say they would not be giving out the extra money to employees. That's the highest number since 36% decided against bonuses in 2019, and considerably higher compared to last year, when 27% of companies surveyed opted out of the practice. 

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    #5

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting I got a letter from corporate letting me know that they had made a donation in my name to a charity. Specifically, to themselves (I work for a non-profit)

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    Soup
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how non-profit that non-profit actually is

    Jude Laskowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not easy to get that non profit status. Some guys wanted to start an aikido dojo with their own money and charging the least amount possible to just pay the bills. None of the instructors were paid a dime. It took them years and an attorney who worked pro bono to get the 501c3 for them. Shame on that so-called nonprofit OP worked for!

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    Weaponized Beef
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually sounds like tax fraud.

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a for-profit, it very well could be tax fraud. But for a non-profit it would be irrelevant.

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    WillowRoseL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Human Fund - Money for People" Seinfeld S9Ep10, The Strike (aka The Festivus Episode) 😂🤣

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have always wondered how Non-Profit organizations can have paid employees?

    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are funds for operations (salary, leases, etc.) which should always be applied to the 'cause'. That not being immediately reinvested, can not become 'profit' as it does in the for-profit model. Likely oversimplified...

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    Paul Macdonell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arrogant, aloof employers ! Just make a donation and don't give me a bonus ... I can live with that.. But to give a donation and say it's on my behalf. Only a manager that foolish and detached thinks this is good for employee moral.

    MyMindWanders
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Human Fund. Money for people.

    JOHN DOE
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should employees at a non-profit get bonuses?

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    #6

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting Work in sales (top performing team). Entire team got the same book on how to be a better at sales. We are supposed to read this book on our downtime (whenever that is) and then management wants to go over the book chapter by chapter in our weekly team meetings. This “gift” was not well received on the team. There’s been talk about sending management a book on effective leadership or “management for dummies.”

    MKALPINE , Rahul Shah (not the actual photo) Report

    DarkViolet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just attend the meeting, and when management asks who read the book, not one hand goes up. Then walk out of the meeting, without the books. Management can guess what's going to happen to their sales numbers.

    Imnotthatpanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, don’t “just attend the meeting” Or anything else this person said. Refuse to go to the meeting unless it’s during your regular business hours or unless you’re being paid overtime to be there, throw their stupid a*s book in the floor, and walk out.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More informative reading for this management would be letters of resignation.

    Lady Gypsy Rain
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I like this. But it would be difficult to get everyone else to go along. Some people fear unemployment more than ineffective management

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    Seadog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reward for hard work is always more work. Usually without any increase in pay. So many times I've seen things that say employees value recognition over pay. That's management talking. Recognition and a dollar will get you a cup of coffee at some places. The best recognition comes in the form of a pay raise or bonus.

    Because of this, "some companies will flex their creativity in showing appreciation for employees around the holiday season by giving them non-monetary bonuses," Keith Spencer of FlexJobs said.

    "It’s not uncommon to see companies offer employees additional PTO, make charitable donations to an organization of their choice, or provide different wellness initiatives or personal development opportunities," he explained.

    However, as we can see from this list, such attempts can seriously backfire if they're not thought out. "When considering alternative bonuses, it’s important for a company to think about their employees’ interests and values so they can choose a gift that will resonate with them," Spencer added.

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    #7

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting I used to work at the Cheesecake factory and one year they gave everyone a cheesecake. From Costco.

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    RiceRiceBaby 929
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't have it in their budgets to give their own cheesecake away? I guess it would be cruel to give only one slice.

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Costco cheesecakes are pretty good and cost way less than those from Cheesecake Factory.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they had given out the in-house cheesecake, that would mean that the people in the kitchen had to make their own presents. Presented with such a conundrum, management should have thought outside the box. Unfortunately, as usual, this meant thinking outside of the cash box.

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they get their cheesecake from Costco?

    Nancy Lynch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Costco pies have rated higher in many taste tests.

    v
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably tasted better.

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    #8

    Got a $100 "bonus" taxed so came out to $67 Then hr sends out an email next day asking everyone who received a bonus if EQCH PERSON would "pitch in" 25-50$ each towards a bass pro shop gift card for the boss because of "all he does for us" They asked every one of the 55 employees this. The same boss whom the year prior gave the server at the Xmas dinner $1200 In tips because she sat on his lap like he was Santa and then proceeded to tell 12 people there they were f*****g fired. And wondered why they didn't show up to work the 27th. F**k you ryan. Your a real piece of s**t

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    DarkViolet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been fitting to give 25-50$ in Monopoly money.

    Col Car 121 Car
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gifts should always go down the ladder, not up. Terrible hr department.

    martymcmatrix
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed Ryan, you're the stinky filth on the butt of the Grinch and you should be fu🔞ed back inside the womb of your inbred mother (and wife) again......we should stop saving anyone named Ryan...🪖 🙅🏽

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No can do - I love Ryan Reynolds, and Gosling's a good one, too (as far as I know)

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    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I was asked to "chip in" for the company owners' gift. Since I was the bookkeeper I knew they both (husband & wife) made over $200k a year. I was lucky if I made $30k. That a NO from me Sharon.

    Mary Kelly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    standard employment etiquette is that gifts are never supposed to "go up" unless (1) it's a once-in-a-lifetime event, e.g., marriage, death of spouse, (2) staff contributions are voluntary, AND (3) the per-person contribution is small...i work for the government so these are mandatory rules....

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    #9

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting I worked at a company and the owner walked around during the Christmas party and gave people their paychecks in a fancy envelope. That way clients would be thinking that the employees were getting bonuses.

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    #10

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting What’s a Christmas bonus? Never gotten one.

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    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to get $500 and a card. Then got $100 and a card. Then got a card. Now don't even get a card.

    Andy Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First Christmas with the company, I got a $500 gift card. Second Christmas, nothing. Third Christmas, laid off.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I worked for the government, I neither got or expected one. Their budgets just don't work like that.

    IYAAYAS64
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never got a Christmas bonus either. But I gotta say most of these are just insulting.

    SmooshyFries
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work at Lenscrafters and they would give us this weird Italian fruit cake. Most employees just left them on the table.

    Daniel Kim
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    There is no way the place you work at is that cheap.

    Judes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't assume every country is like your country. I live in a country that celebrates Christmas, but Christmas bonuses are rare.

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    #11

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting We all received a book that the CEO wrote

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    Annie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all likelihood, the CEO took a tax write-off for all those books, too

    cody's mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How else he’s going to get rid of all those boxes of books in his basement?

    martymcmatrix
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't work at a »Rossmann« store, do you? 🧐

    Lily Robertson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best part? They were author's copies which are free or just a couple bucks each.

    Khavrinen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or possibly purchased the first week of publication, to artificially inflate his sales numbers.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't get around to reading the CEO's book until he does.

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    #12

    An email telling us that because we are IT we wont be getting a holiday bonus anymore. "As IT is a cost center, and doesnt generate revenue, IT departments will no longer be eligible for a holiday bonus" Never mind that this company did BILLIONS of dollars a year in business... without any physical locations. Their entire operational surface was ONLINE... yeah. 2 weeks later my IT Manager comes in all excited about the new Tesla he just bought. oh, right, hes not an IT Manager. Hes a Manager of IT. So hes a manager, not IT... the collective moral of all the IT teams dropped to near zero. 5 years later when I left that company, IT still wasnt eligable for holiday bonuses, AND had been uninvited from the Holiday party. Not that they cared, they just kept hiring offshore IT replacements with zero skill. yeah F**K that company. They are a mortgage company.

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    Zaphod
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moss and Roy must be p*ssed at Jen about her new Tesla.

    JOHN DOE
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the 2 Bob's must have hatched this plan with Michael Bolton.

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    Lady Gypsy Rain
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Name and shame. That needs to be out in the open

    HangryHangryHippo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this. Without the IT department the rest of the company WILL NOT FUNCTION AT ALL. A former employer went as far as leaving the IT department out of the rah-rah EOY speech... all the departments named, with the exception of IT. Felt exactly like Moss and Roy!

    Steve Hall
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Computers can break down especially in the busiest season!

    Seadog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT is a cost center huh? Ok, (turn off all IT related items) how needed are we now?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee, a heartless mortgage company. Who would have thought it?

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    #13

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting After busting our [butts] to achieve the goal for the year, the boss got a FAT check. Mid 5 figures We got a $5 Starbucks card .....one....cup....of....coffee.

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    DarkViolet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next year, just when "peak goal" time rolls around, go work for one of the competitors.

    TrdFrgsn
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My take: A good leader would’ve realized the $5 gift card was insulting and shared their bonus. That’s how you build loyalty.

    E.V.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubby works in corporate. He said bosses always get big bonuses because they include that in their budget. Employees get smaller bonuses so the big boss gets a bigger chunk. They cut expenses too so they don't have to dip in too deep into their budget or their bonus would get affected. Greedy people.

    PFD
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but if you pull together and *really* go above and beyond the call of duty, I'm sure next year the company will give your boss and even fatter check.

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to pay for that fatter check they'll cut out the Starbucks cards.

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    Khavrinen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's enough to buy half a banana!

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when you're dealing with a scaley managment.

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    I just work here
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $5 doesn't even cover a Starbucks drink, unless you get just a regular coffee.

    #14

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting Not me, but my wife - she's a home carer. During Covid lockdowns the head office asked them all to come in to pick up their Christmas bonus treat - it was a single f*****g tea bag with a bow around it and a mini pack of biscuits - you get more at a cheap hotel complimentary. That was it, all they got for risking their lives and their families lives on a daily basis while everyone else was marooned at home.

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    JP Purves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who in management thinks these token "bonuses" are useful, relevant or thoughtful? Better no bonus than some nothing piece of dreck slap in the face.

    OdetteB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, I believe, they have to pay for their own petrol to get to their clients. Exploitation of altruism right there.

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    #15

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting We get a mandatory work party which will cost each of us 25 dollars

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    DarkViolet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mandatory or not, I wouldn't show up. My $25 would stay right in my pocket, where it belongs.

    John Ellis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd bet it was automatically deducted from their check whether they showed up or not.

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    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry I missed the party. I couldn't afford it on my salary.

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it’s mandatory you should be charging them for it.

    Joanna Maynard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was mandatory you should be paid for being there not pay to go.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a great day for everyone to call in sick.

    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love these mandatory scam attempts...🙅🏽🥳

    Jeff White
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't believe this happens? works? I would never donate to such a "Bonus"

    Seadog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of senior dues. No, I didn't pay them. I couldn't care less about prom. Which cost nothing close to the amount collected.

    Lyoness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our "bonus" was a mandatory potluck lunch with docked pay.

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    #16

    Not me but in the late 90s my mom was a nurses aide for a very large hospital (approx 5k employees at the time) that would give everyone monetary “end of year” bonuses as well as vouchers in your pay check envelope for a free turkey and a free ham at the local grocery store chain. One year though, without an announcement ahead of time, the hospital had no bonuses and no turkey or ham vouchers. There was a voucher however, to pick up your free copy of a hard cover, gold leafed, all pages printed in color book of the entire history of the hospital itself. Thousands of these had been printed and, by spring of the next year, waiting rooms and lobbies all throughout the hospital and clinics were overflowing with the books. Pages were ripped out and kids had colored in them. Several physicians, surgeons and RNs quit over the lack of bonuses because that was part of their employment contract with the hospital. It was a mess.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope those who quit because of the contract violation also sued and won.

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the bonuses were part of the doctor and nurse's employment contracts, then the employer was in breach of contract and should have been sued.

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    #17

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting Last year our school gave teachers a plastic bag with: a mini candy, a mini hand sanitizer and a single tea bag.

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    OdetteB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Despite all the resources you inevitably buy out of your own money because the budget doesn't allow for the basic necessities. And that doesn't even include all the 'invisible' work that's done in your own time.

    I just work here
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slap in the face. I'd prefer nothing.

    2late4me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our teachers got a tablespoon of honey in a tiny jar.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mini hand sanitizer is spot on because you should be washing your hands of them.

    C .Hunger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In our school, some teachers got a 100 gift card from the PTA, while others got nothing.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An accurate representation of how much the teachers are appreciated.

    #18

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting We got a digital cake. As in a clip inserted into an email as a thank you. There's a grocery store across the street.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say you can't eat you cake and have it too. This way you could not eat your cake AND not have it too.

    BJ Hage
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the grocery store matter? I think I'm missing something

    artfar1534
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's meant to say they could have just walked across the street and brought one

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    #19

    A case of expired beer. I work for a beer distributor.

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    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago

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    If he had done his job well and distributed the beer, it wouldn’t have expired, would it now?? /s

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dear Boss. This beer is like my time here. Both have expired. Bye!"

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take it if you don't want it.

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read only yesterday, that beer might loose a little taste, but will not be bad to drink when expired, and it might taste good still because of the way it is made.

    Bri Bri Yamamoto
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is nothing inherently dangerous about expired beer. You will taste a difference in most mass market brews, aka the jerks that push the freshness idea the hardest. And aged stout, or most high abv small batch should label as such about aging. I've had some great tasting 10 year old beers

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    #20

    I got a $30 Door Dash voucher! Bought almost all of my lunch for 1 day. We only pulled in like $500 million in revenue last year, times are really tough.

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    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of these owners are probably in debt up to their eyeballs.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the owner's debt. Why should the employees help him pay it? When the owner received the loan, did he share the money with his workers?

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    #21

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting Here's mine: I was working for a company and was a few months in. In this company, there were full time and contracted workers (they would have people on contract for 3 months before converting them to full time. I was projected to move to full time in the new year). Before the holiday, they gathered ALL of us together on a meeting, gave the updates, and told us they had a special announcement. The CEO then said that everybody on the call was getting a $1,200 bonus. Once we got off, they messaged us and said that non full-time employees weren't included. They forgot to take us off of the meeting. So, my worst bonus was a bonus that I had and then didn't have.

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    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? It is completely normal that "externals" get no benefits.

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    John Ellis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had that happen once. I was hired in November and the bonus was based on the the 12 months ending in October so it could be ran through accounting and make payroll by December. I didn't get a bonus because I had 0 months of service. It was up to $5,000 for mechanics, which I was. But the management were so demanding and insulting,bI quit just before New Year.

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    #22

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting Boss sent out a $10 Starbucks gift card the day he laid off 10% of our staff. “It’s not a layoff, it’s a coffee break” is now a banned phrase on teams/slack.

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    Five Years
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “It’s not a layoff, it’s a coffee break” Love it!

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey boss, fold that gift card three ways and insert it where the moon doesn't shine.

    #23

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting A butterball turkey branded check for a $10 turkey at the grocery store. Not a gift certificate a check with routing numbers and everything. I still don't know how it worked or why. I worked at a hotel and everyone was handed a legit check from butterball for $10 with their paycheck. I took it to the grocery store and they got so confused they just gave me a frozen turkey. One of the bellmen said he cashed it for $10 and it worked. I'm still confused by the butterball turkey check.

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    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's how butterball does their gift certificates. You use it to pay at the register. I've purchase them for our company for years but these are in addition to semi-decent bonuses and a lavish holiday party with lots of gifts. Good on the doorman cashing his. That's hilarious.

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it my eyes, or is there something wrong with that turkey's leg?

    Nightshade1972
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a grocery cashier from the late '90s to the early aughts, sometimes customers would come in with vouchers for a certain brand of baby formula. We couldn't process it like a coupon, we had to process it like a check (don't ask me why, I asked management multiple times, and even they didn't know). Can't tell you how often the "check" was declined, because our system didn't recognize it. I have a vague recollection that we were able, through a long, convoluted process, to make the vouchers work, but it was way more trouble than the customers wanted to go through, and equally as convoluted for us, as well. Fortunately, we didn't get those "checks" that often.

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    #24

    My boss got me a book. When I opened it, a card fell out addressed to him telling him to enjoy the book. The guy who sat next to me had a different boss and he got $1,000 cash.

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    Just me, myself, and I
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give the book back to the boss saying "Here, I think you misplaced your gift from X".

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah wouldn't you all want to see his face, when he got it back?

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    #25

    My wife got a flyer with a QR code so she can pick her own gift from a list of five company-branded items (sweatshirt, speaker, water bottle, etc.). Only the checkout link is broken, so she can't actually order anything.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they wonder why those ungrateful employees steal stuff.

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check with IT. Maybe it can be "fixed".

    #26

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting A pen with the company’s name on it. The name was spelled wrong.

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    Daniel Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the only wrong thing they did

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You idiot, these pens we ordered to hand out free as promotional items have our name spelled wrong! What are we supposed to do with them? --"Ooh, I've got a great idea!"

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    #27

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting Gift certificates at the restaurant I cooked in.

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    Daniel Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might as well cook your own food.

    Annie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good idea, then you'd know it wasn't dropped on the floor 😁

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was working in a restaurant, I would never eat anything they offered. I knew how bad my cooking was.

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    #28

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting A water bottle and padded notebook each with a photo of the owner’s dog on it.

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    DarkViolet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those would have ended up in the trash SO fast.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason feeling sorry for that dog here.

    FoxRabbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least there's a dog? 😬

    #29

    Mandatory company dinner with coworkers. I spend 9 hours a day with them, why ruin my evening?

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    Imnotthatpanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no such thing as mandatory unless you are salary. Then, yeah, you gotta go.

    Seadog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be compounded by it being at a restaurant I hate.

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Family emergency! And then you're gone

    #30

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting "A donation has been made in your name to the New York City ballet"

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    Jul_Jul_C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially when you are in Tulsa for Xmas. " That's like money in your pocket, people".

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To gift donations for anyone but the employee or for that matter friend or family member is really ugly, unless they have asked you to do exactly that.

    Coffeetime2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The picture is of Pacific Northwest Ballet, not NYC Ballet

    Five Years
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That should have been a donation to the Denver Broncos. They could use some help.

    Paul Macdonell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well ....that's exactly where all of us donate our spare cash. Thank you kind employer for saving us the effort

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    #31

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting My old work started by giving Christmas cards stuffed with cash. Within ten years, the bonus was reduced to nothing. We ended up with a boring holiday party, two drink tickets, and a mashed potato bar. Many vital employees who helped build the place quit. The mgmt continues to chip away. It went from a great place to work to s**t.

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    BJ Hage
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a buffet of toppings (cheese, sour cream, bacon) for a big catering tray of cra**y luke warm mashed potatoes.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Under our old principal at the Catholic high school where I taught we got a hundred dollar Christmas bonus and a Christmas party at the school paid for by the school. Under the new principal, no bonus and a pay your own way party at a restaurant. Interesting difference here. The generous old principal was a former shop teacher. The Scrooge new principal was a former Theology teacher.

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the company I work at used to always have a mashed potato bar, they live in a multi-million dollar home but aske employees to donate to things that then are given on behalf on 'the company' --- never had a bonus there

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely nobody would voluntarily donate to things given in the name of the company?

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    Seadog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonuses go down in relation to the managements/owners pay increasing. no doubt. Take care of your workers and they'll take care of you.

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    #32

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting Large logistics warehouse handler job. All of us got a bag of swiss miss inside a company christmas hat from our group manager. Told us to make ourselves a hot chocolate in the breakroom during lunch.

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    Meaghan Stewart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make the hot chocolate in the hat in the breakroom.

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    #33

    A donut. Yes, a pink glazed donut with sprinkles on the top. Individually boxed and left on our desks late at night by the internal marketing team. I got in early to discover mine and enjoy the comments from my co-workers. The most common one was "oh get f****d" as they yeeted it into the trash.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a note on boss's desk - "We appreciate how your gift represents this office. We're the donut. And you're the hole."

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder it was left late at night, so as not to meet any of the recipients.

    Zaphod
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MMM...donuts. I bought one of these when they temporarily turned some 7-11s into Kwik-E-Marts to promote The Simpsons Movie back in 2007

    #34

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting A box full of candy and beef jerky. It also contained a book written by the CEO of the company about how to be better at your job.

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    DarkViolet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Candy and beef jerky to the homeless, book into the trash.

    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'd rip out the page inside that has 4he title and author, cross out the text very nearly and write my resignation in the blank spaces in between as soon as I found a new job.

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    Daniel Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey. At least you got something.

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    #35

    A couple years ago, my old employer gifted every single department one tube of chapstick with the company’s logo on it. I mean, I used it but then lost it like a week later so…

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    DarkViolet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have lost that company.

    Whydoyoucare? She/her cis/les
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make chapsticks and give them to people as gifts but none of them work for me and my mom gives them cash too…

    brittany
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    got 50$. same day the owner/manager was walking around each department bragging about his new luxury yacht he'd just bought that past week (he now has 3. THREE YACHTS. we are landlocked. we got lakes but he houses these things on a beach in florida.) two sailing yachts and his new one is a catamaran. i might officially start hating all boats if i have to listen to those stup!d amenities one more time. he was bragging about the price. just shut the eff up. theres only about 25 people in the company. it would not have cost that much to give us a decent bonus

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have come in handy. Because I probably would have developed chapped lips from talking in all the job interviews I'd be doing.

    LargeMarge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it Menards because they did that to us.

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    #36

    I got a house plant. Correction I got seeds and planter so I can grow my own plant

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    #37

    I was handed a stack of holiday cards and told to sign all of them. Once I was done I was told I was the last one to sign so I could choose mine.. really felt the thoughtfulness of 20 people rapidly signing cards.

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    Alison Marchand
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So everyone else will have signed their own cards? 🤦🏻‍♀️

    #38

    Company sent one box of candy/snacks for our 14 person team.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess -- a box with a dozen pieces of candy?

    #39

    One year work bought everyone a ham. Didn't matter if you couldn't eat ham. They were delivered to your desk mid-day. There was not enough room in our fridge to store them all. It was weird. Every year prior to that we got cash

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    Seadog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SO if you get sick from eating something provided by the company wouldn't they in turn be accountable for any and all related medical bills?

    panther
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked at a place where we would get a turkey for Xmas, then they gave the choice between a ham or turkey. Since dad and I both worked there we would get one of each. Then one year without being told, nothing. The place I'm working now gives out a $50 gift card to a grocery store.

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    #40

    200+ employees where i work. We each got a generic, unsigned, non-personalized boxed Christmas card on a blank envelope with a $10 fast food gift card. Except some of the gift cards were the reloadable type and had no money put on them. So basically some us were given a small handful of garbage.

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    Seadog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been there. Thanks for dredging up that forgotten memory.

    #41

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting A ball point pen and cheap day planner with our corporate logo on it.

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    DarkViolet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave them by the front entrance; they'll get the message.

    Seadog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd bet the pen doesn't work and if it does, not for long.

    #42

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting Subscription to the Jelly of the Month.

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    Zaphod
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the differnce between jam and jelly? You can't jelly...(censored rude punchline)

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    #43

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting My boss gave me a $10 Starbucks gift card. I don’t like Starbucks, and it was completely empty.

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    Seadog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be my luck. I hate the smell of coffee.

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    #44

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting A 50.0 gift card, that they charged me income tax on.

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    John Ellis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $50 isn't that bad. I worked for a call center for several years and we got a frozen turkey each Christmas. I would have preferred $50 but I was thankful for the turkey.

    HurlWurk
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being charged tax unfortunately, is up to your local laws, not your employer. I work in local government, we are required to pay tax on all gifts received, regardless of source, and can be fired for not reporting someone giving is a cup of coffee

    Sans Serif
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Valid points but, there ARE ways of expensing employee gifts that don't put the burden on the employee...

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gifts received as an employee, with a few rare exceptions, count as income on a US federal tax return.

    Dani M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a bar of white chocolate and a letter this year...

    Peter Parker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it IS income, isn't it? Though they could have paid the tax on your behalf, too.. But you still got something extra.

    #45

    I don’t get bonuses. BUT. this year we had to pay $80pp to attend our Christmas party lol

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    Imnotthatpanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d rather pay to NOT go, but then again, I wouldn’t pay for either.

    #46

    A frozen Marie Calender pie. Every freaking year. I work in food service in a kitchen.

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    #47

    A letter saying there wasn’t going to be one.

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    #48

    We are getting a piñata at the holiday party. So we can crawl around on the ground for candy while the boss watches. Fun.

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    RiceRiceBaby 929
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have to give in to degrading yourself.

    Seadog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I picture a male boss and an all female staff?

    #49

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting A large custom hershey chocolate bar of the company logo.

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    RiceRiceBaby 929
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can't even get you good chocolate.

    Zaphod
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk, the picture looks like it is an edible, rather than inedible.

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    #50

    Don't get an official bonus, but might get a tangerine from the boss

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    #51

    I got 220 corporate "points" which I can exchange for a $50 amazon gift card or a variety of sh*tty products.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Points" as in "points you out the door".

    Whydoyoucare? She/her cis/les
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, Amazon has everything. I found out yesterday they even have health care stuff.

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    #52

    35 People Share Their Holiday 'Bonuses' That Are So Bad, They're Insulting Back in the 90's working for the UK civil service. Everyone was offered five whole English pounds. You could accept it & it would be contributed to the Xmas party fund or not accept it and don't go. We also had to bring our own booze to the Xmas party.

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    DarkViolet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have your own party; no management invited.

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any situation where mangement isn't involved is a party.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The math doesn't math here. Oh, wait, it's the UK - The maths don't math here.

    #53

    2023: No Appreciation 2022: No appreciation 2021: mandatory “drive in a circle around the parking lot and management will toss your gift in your open car window.” Gift was three pieces of candy whose wrappers were entirely in Spanish (we’re close to Canada), two company-branded pens, and our holiday calendar for 2022. 2020: No Appreciation 2019 and before: full catered lunch buffet with an entire course of desserts.

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    Zaphod
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it was spicy mango candy, at least.

    Seadog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm picturing an enormous amount of trash to be picked up by same management. Trash in the form of 3 pieces of candy and wrappers (no longer mated together) calendars no longer assembled, same as the pens.

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    #54

    Company's own merchandise we got all year for free. Now we can order them in our internal shop. Very nice by them to let us do advertisement for the company and call it Christmas gifts. Oh, and there are also a lot of layoffs shortly before Christmas. I feel blessed to work here in case my boss reads that.

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