Science tells us that women live longer than men for a whole host of reasons, but the most important one is that women don't even do half of the ridiculously dumb things that men do. Seriously, what were you guys thinking?

It goes a lot deeper than forgetting to look both ways before crossing the street. Men's frontal lobes, the part of the brain that deals with decision making and risk assessment, develop slower than women's. In short, men are basically doomed by nature and testosterone to be walking accidents waiting to happen. Have fun with that!

We've previously given you proof here, but this latest evidence will leave no room for doubt. Share this with the man in your life that likes to live on the edge. If he's too busy doing life-threatening activities to read it, just sit back and enjoy your additional time on Earth.

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

Is this how they give flu shots now?

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4 years ago

(nice one

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Jamal W
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4 years ago

He looks super relaxed like... "Hey Janet, Yeaaa we're back.."

Soccerluv
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4 years ago

Lol

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

why the kid bring his bow in the hospital? seem staged

Bambi
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4 years ago

To show the doctor. Just in case.

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Arty
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4 years ago

and you come to the hospital with the bow because....?

Daria B
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4 years ago

Because they rushed to the hospital as soon as it happened, I guess.

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Danielle George
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4 years ago

Googled it and it's from an insurance commercial: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2v06c0/he_takes_it_rather_well/codztw9

DancingToMyself
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4 years ago

Thx! I knew it couldn't be true.

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Jace
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4 years ago

He's so patient and calm. Pleasant even. Was that arrow tip loaded with some kind of sedative?

Yioryos Ninjitsu
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4 years ago

Coolest dad ever?

Daria B
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4 years ago

The kid is like: "Doctor, will my dad be alright...?" The dad is like: "No big deal, it happens." The doctor is like: "Owwww... Don't worry, sweety, he's gonna be fine."

Orenda Anyone
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4 years ago

The kid is more like ; " when shall I take it back doc ? It was my precious ! "

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Michele Paolini
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4 years ago

How did he get in the car like that?!

Soccerluv
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4 years ago

Ummm..... stuck the arrow out the window

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Abigail Kreiss
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4 years ago

And he needs to be holding the bow in ER for what reason?

Liliana V
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4 years ago

To show the doctor what he was shot with, in case they need to know.

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woodbehr
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4 years ago

William Tell in training needs to sharpen his aim

criminalgirl
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4 years ago

Remember that time dad, when we had to go to the ER?

Ok Ha-Neul
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4 years ago

stupidity at it's finest

Claudio Montrone
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4 years ago

I do not see blood stain sweater

maryhadalittlelamb
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4 years ago

i guess he's lucky considering it's not a little more to his left?

Charlie Deputat
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5 months ago

thats fake AF

Charlie Deputat
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5 months ago

thats fake

Veronica Jacobs
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2 years ago

Omg the poor kid must feel like such an ass

McDonald Mpundu
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3 years ago

Hahahahaha

Jim Monnerjahn
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3 years ago

Is that his son William with the bow? Where's the apple? You're the apple of my heart, ah, eye, yeah, eye, son..

Laura Opre Shearer
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3 years ago

Wow!

John Harvey
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3 years ago

Hey y'all! Watch this! :)

MartinTheVlogger
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3 years ago

This father has my thumbs up!!! He do believe in skills of his son, and this is the most important!!! on other hand, If the kid wanted to shoot an apple from his fathers head, I would recommend to practise little bit longer before the next try :))))))

Colin Mitchell
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3 years ago

They will treasure that photograph in years to come.

Hans Erling Gran
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3 years ago

This is how they treat people who doesn't believe in vaccination!

Buenny Fry
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3 years ago

"We brought the bow in as proof this wasn't self-inflicted"

Ranger Beavis
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3 years ago

So..what happened to the Apple?

John Evans
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3 years ago

In this and many other cases, accuracy was more important than length.

Mary Kavanagh
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3 years ago

Lucky he didn't hit the bull's eye!

Tengericsillag
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3 years ago

Nahh, I'm fine.. just chilling..

Spencer Butt
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3 years ago

I've seen this in the movies. Just break the arrow in half with your left hand and your teeth then push it through.

Mae Philippe-Levy
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4 years ago

ohhhh, it was Cupido...

Brittany DeBruhl
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4 years ago

Is this just me or is something real because I'm going to 🤢

Carol Taylor
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4 years ago

it could have been worse..he could have gotten dad in a vital area..

peri
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4 years ago

He seems quite calm!

jessa avila
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4 years ago

Is that Pablo Escobar?

Jeanna
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4 years ago

fake

Georgann Haeffner
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4 years ago

I don't get how he could be sitting there, calmly waiting his turn! Ouch!!

Kenadee Bickford
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4 years ago

He tried to shoot an apple off his head lmao

George Lucas
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4 years ago

My older brother did this to me- except it was in my jaw

Wendy Yim
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4 years ago

Don't worry nurse, not my first time here

cajsalajka
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4 years ago

They seem so calm like "oh yeah i just got shot in the arm by my son no big deal"

Bradley Roon
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4 years ago

Uhm - shot by his girlfriend?

Dan Holman
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4 years ago

His sweater is puffed out. Is he really shot, or is he pranking them?

Panda
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4 years ago

You'd be strait to emergency if that happened

Audrey Myers
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4 years ago

Sorry, Dad! I had to sneeze!

Sean Hanton
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4 years ago

This is set up. It's a recreation of a Herman cartoon by Jim Unger.

Heidi Smith
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4 years ago

is that real?!

Roger Nehring
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4 years ago

No blood at all?

daniellabob
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4 years ago

A picture worth a thousand words!!!

Susann Campbell
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4 years ago

Look how proud the father is of his son hitting something with his bow and arrow.

Sherri Mantooth Bagwell
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4 years ago

He needs the arrow back. It's school property.

Omar Buenaventura
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4 years ago

Cupid

Tallulah
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4 years ago

Hahahah that's so photo shopped but it s still really funny

Alan G.
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4 years ago

It's not Photoshopped, it's just fake.

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Markus McCloud
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4 years ago

"It's just a flesh wound."

Alustriel Day
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4 years ago

Why bring the big bow with you?

mrozPNK
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4 years ago

is this Pablo Escobar?!

David Bystricky
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4 years ago

Fake but a nice one. A real accident of this kind produces a blood stain and likely shock - the man would be pale, sweaty and the kid would be much more anxious. Just look at their micro expressions.

Cheesybeansy
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4 years ago

A picture worth 1000 words..i bet mum will lose her shit! I love how calm they both are, like hey another day at the office!

Wendy Fitzkloo
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4 years ago

The kids a ruse, his wife actually shot him!

Lilya
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4 years ago

Did he actually get hurt?

Alan G.
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4 years ago

No.

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Benski Trenkins
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4 years ago

Judging his calm attitude, this sure wasn't the first time...

Otto Kannaspuro
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4 years ago

Wait could he even move his arm with the arrow penetrating that part of his arm?

Josta Loos
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4 years ago

Have kids they said....the're a blessing they said....

Daniel Losinger
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4 years ago

FAKE

Lori Meadows
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4 years ago

Happy Father's Day!

Amanda Pack
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4 years ago

How did he even get to the hospital like that? Did he lie down in the bed of a truck?

Haukur Hildarson
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4 years ago

Why did he take the bow with him to the doctor? To show them how it happend?

Cris Uzo
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4 years ago

Probably, they went from where it happened to the hospital. I don't think they'll be going home to drop the now first

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Dinah J
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4 years ago

he seems so serene...

Melissa Nunya
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4 years ago

Ouch

Hans
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4 years ago

And others only take arrows to the knee...

tatty!
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4 years ago

Oh pishh pashh his fine !!!

Natasha Forchione
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4 years ago

He seems to be pretty relaxed..

Jonathan Eatsalot
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4 years ago

Why bring the bow? It's not like matching a bullet to a gun.

giulia earheart
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4 years ago

Keep calm and smile.

Robert Rainer
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3 years ago

"Alcohol, Aging, and Curing Cancer" by Dr. Robert E. Rainer, MD Recent media coverage has been devoted to the ability of alcohol to extend human life span. A rather insolent statement considering the historical barrage of disparaging findings regarding alcohol and its secondary ill health effects. However, if we isolate this one finding without examining the broader context of alcohol's adverse health effects, in the long run, we probably do more harm than good. Using Albert Einstein's famous equation, E=MC2 I have formulated the Time Longevity equation. By replacing the velocity of light coefficient with its equivalent velocity variables (distance/time), I have generated the Time or Longevity equation. Time equals the square root of distance squared times mass times the inverse of energy. I have proclaimed this formula, The Rainer Time Longevity Equation. Rainer's Time Longevity Equation T=√D2x M x 1/E Rainer's Time Longevity Equation states that an organism's life span is interdepend

Charlie Loma
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4 years ago

Just another episode from Narcos

Phuong Hoang
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4 years ago

Cupid bastard

Valentas Šivickas
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4 years ago

Dad was on a date :D Kid was thinking he will be an angel cupid :D Now dad is in love with the nurse :D

Soccerluv
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4 years ago

Hahahah good one lol

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Pawel Slon
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4 years ago

Son, you are NOT the second Wilhelm Tell...

Pawel Slon
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4 years ago

Son, you are NOT second Wilhelm Tell...

Claudio Montrone
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4 years ago

I do not see blood stain sweater

Retha Smit
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4 years ago

That kid is scared for life

Anna Kelly Grant
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4 years ago

This is my son 😂😂

Cody Eriksen
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4 years ago

At least I didn't shoot my eye out, doc.

Susanne Drejø Thun
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4 years ago

Poor kid. NOT a great way to end the day.

Dalah Om
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4 years ago

William Tell fail

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troufaki13
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4 years ago

Yup.. Safety first

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Amanda Cariker
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4 years ago

Hell naw......

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4 years ago

Fire in the HOLE!!!!

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maryhadalittlelamb
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4 years ago

at least we know his hair is safe!

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4 years ago

OMG! he's gonna fall when he actually chops the tree down :0

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maryhadalittlelamb
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4 years ago

my legs feel uncomfortable looking at this!

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Rin Rin
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4 years ago

I feel sick just looking at this

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

This could be paneful!

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

Makes my eyes water.

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Michael Beggs
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4 years ago

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First!

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

Oh, he's stupid!

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maryhadalittlelamb
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4 years ago

how?

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Lance d'Boyle
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4 years ago

Hi, Honey, I'm home!

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Anna Brandigi
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4 years ago

Seems legit

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

Cirque du Soleil here I come!

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Anna Brandigi
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4 years ago

Always wear a helmet, kids

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

Should also keep the blood off his face when he takes off his fingers.

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Matrix Mocs
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4 years ago

"Seems legit."

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Anna Brandigi
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4 years ago

Jesus take the wheeeeel

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Lance d'Boyle
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4 years ago

So how did they decide who was going over the side?

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maryhadalittlelamb
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4 years ago

they may make better money performing

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The Alchemist
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4 years ago

Hell, I'd be scared just walking that close to the edge.

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Meowoui
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4 years ago

Not going to fit in the window, no matter how hard you try.

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Nini Boo
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4 years ago

Sure dear go climb that tree and kill yourself

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Aybike Avşar
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4 years ago

From Turkey.. and most probably, fans of erdogan... ahahahaahhaha laughed really hard then i should :')

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

Why?

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Jasmine
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4 years ago

HOW EVEN???

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Benny Lava
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4 years ago

He doesn't want to ruin his shovel.

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Marius Micu
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4 years ago

Romania...

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

did he block the wheels at least?

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Matrix Mocs
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4 years ago

Is that a warhead????!?

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milad asadi
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4 years ago

Shittt

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bweird2day
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4 years ago

just...wow...no please

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rakuninaru
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4 years ago

hehehe

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Charleen Crawford
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4 years ago

sign, what sign?

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bweird2day
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4 years ago

not OSHA approved.

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ADHORTATOR
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4 years ago

that is not so dangerous...

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Marius Micu
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4 years ago

Big balls

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Matrix Mocs
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4 years ago

"Aced it!"

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bweird2day
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4 years ago

at least the bigger dude is in anchor position.

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Charleen Crawford
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4 years ago

upcycle, good job.

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Natasha Forchione
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4 years ago

Wow!

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

you wanna help me moving?

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bweird2day
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4 years ago

well, how many forklifts would it take to.....

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GURSIMRAN SINGH
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4 years ago

Yupp Let's do this!!!

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Matrix Mocs
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4 years ago

Great way to lose your eyebrows!!

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bweird2day
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4 years ago

ingenuity, i am impressed. and in case of a fall there is a squishy couch to land upon.

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