Stepping up gives you one sense of accomplishment, but one-upping someone who’s clearly wrong is a whole other achievement. So this post is dedicated to those who didn’t stay silent when hearing false statements, fake news, or faulty arguments, but decided to cut the BS and do everyone a public service.
Thanks to the r/CleverComebacks subreddit, a community with 830k members that’s constantly growing, we have laid out some of the most razor-sharp comebacks. Scroll down, upvote the sharpest comebacks and be sure to check out our previous post on witty comebacks.
We also spoke to Abigail Paul, an actress, standup comedian and improviser who has given seminars on incorporating theatre techniques for purposes beyond the stage to schools, businesses and organizations all over Germany since 2001. Abigail told us how to improve our comeback skills, starting from learning to be better listeners. Tune in for the interview below!
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Abigail is now busy launching a new organization for comedy and shows in Frankfurt called “English Comedy Frankfurt,” so be sure to follow her work on Twitter.
“The secret to any comeback is connection,” she said and continued: “If you are really listening (and connecting) with another person, you are taking them in fully, aware of who they are, the context in which you are dealing with this person.”
Abigail believes that we tend do this assessment unconsciously. “We aren't even always aware that we are always sizing up other people. This is too often because we are so focused on ourselves.”
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“I teach the rules and principles of improvisation. We credit the improv guru Keith Johnstone with the term 'status' exercises and games, which helps us see things like status moves, and how to make a character in a scene have a higher or lower status. By working on this skill in a theatrical way, you also start to notice status 'wars' happening in real life. On the stage, it usually has the end effect of being comedic. In real life, it can go either way.”
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Yeah-sock-it-to-em beautiful. Excellent without using any swear words!
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Stealing The Rainbow
This doesn't even make sense for Christians. According to the Bible, God created the rainbow as his promise that he will never again destroy humanity because of our sins. It's a universal sign of his unconditioned love for us. What sign could be better suited for an equal rights movement?
That assumes that you want an equal rights movement to prosper and, well, be equal. And from that assumption, it all starts to go south.
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As a queer Christian, I find the LGBTQ use of the rainbow totally appropriate. God is not angry. He has hung up His weapon. His love and mercy extend to all.
Okay if we’re being that technical..Jesus died on the cross. I don’t recall him saying before he died to use the cross as a symbol of his death. 🤔
I giggled, though that probably wasn't a joke XD. I agree with your point, though. Technically, the rainbow symbolizes hope and love. And what does the LGBTQ+ community teach? Hope and love. Seems like a perfectly good symbol to use.
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“Give it back”? Does he think we’re hiding ‘the rainbow’ in some secret lair protected by a moat of glitter? Tf?
The LGBTQ community uses the rainbow to symbolize love and inclusion. God used it as a promise that that one time he killed nearly every living thing on the planet was just a one time thing.
Was it like in the myth of Prometheus, but the guy was gay, there was only one god, and the fire was a rainbow ?
Always saw the biblical rainbow as a warning: "I've just killed almost everything and I can do it again."
The rainbow was actually a sign to promise that he specifically would not destroy the world again.
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actually in t he bible the rainbow is the symbol god uses to remind us he will never destroy the world again for mankinds sins. In Jewish Theology that was later adopted by the Catholic Church, the final straw that led to the decision for the flood was the first gay wedding. So the LGBT+ community using the rainbow is actually a very big troll to the religious.
I think Odin showed them his fancy bridge and they just liked it so much that they turned it into their flag
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A meme: "God put a rainbow in the sky to remind himself to never drown his children again (Gen. 9:16). That's right, God needs a giant sticky-note to remind him that genocide is evil."
So God had memory problems and needed to put a bow in the sky to remind himself of his promise? Is this indicative of dementia?
So God had memory problems and had to put a bow in the sky to remind himself of his promise? This must be the earliest recorded mention of early-onset dementia!
As God is supposed to be almighty, he must have allowed th rainbow to be "stolen".
Ah, yes; the rainbow! Celebrating the murder of every person on earth except for one old drunk and his family and promising that next time god would burn us all to death instead. How reassuring!
They chained Alan Turing to a mountain and a vulture came and stole his balls every day. They don't teach you that in school, methinks.
The NHS, the 80’s and My Little Pony are equally guilty of ‘stealing’ it then lol 🤣
God gave the rainbow to all people to do whatever they wished with it.
And what culture are the appropriating exactly? God culture? Lol this guy is crazy, does he find god to be like an extremely selfish toddler? That is his rainbow no one shall look upon it for it is only his to enjoy. I wonder if he goes to some strange cult church that shall never look upon gods sacred rainbow.
And then common physics come in and say: No one stole if rom any one. Its refraction ats its finest. Get over it.
Also annoying that someone in 2021 still uses the term “homos” 🤬
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Abigail argues that a great comeback feels great because it was earned. “It was spontaneous. The commenter was probably really listening. It was unique to that moment, set of people, situation,” she explained.
When asked how to make sure that your comeback doesn't sound mean, Abigail warns that “a comeback is not a clapback—which is generally sarcastic, but a clapback might be fun among friends.” Moreover, “Context of situation always matters. In working on status exercises in improv, we try to get people to see that the easiest way to raise another person's status is to lower their own. We see that in standup comedy too. Usually it works best if the comic is the butt of the joke, not the audience. (There are plenty of exceptions.)”
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According to Abigail, “You needn't be too self-effacing for a good comeback, but if it can lift other people up, it usually works well and gains the speaker a laugh and cements the bond that says, we are in this together.”
Comebacks can be a useful communication tool, but Abigail argues that excellent listening skills are the most important thing. “Paying attention, making accurate observations about the people in the room, and how they feel—these are the tools that will make a comeback really shine,” she said.
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My brother said he'd never put his kids on a leash-backpack before he had kids. Well after my 2-year-old niece booked it through the Tulsa zoo and wanted to pet the animals she was on a leash before noon.
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And when it comes to getting better at listening, Abigail shared a fun game to exercise. “Have a chat with someone, but you have to start your response with the last letter of what the person has just said to you,” she said and added: “For example, if person 1 says 'what was the best part of your day'—the response must start with Y from the word day.”
“It might make for odd conversations at first, but it also forces you to really listen to the complete end of the person's sentence before you add in your own thoughts,” she concluded.
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In a pandemic, churches are NOT essential. Isn't God supposed to be everywhere? You don't need to go to a certain place or building to worship him or pray. You can do this from the safety of your own home. God gave you a brain, use it!
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Can men haters just not exist, that's all I ask at this point. Men are being demonized just as much as straights and whites these days. It's unreal.
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What is it with this Ben Shapiro dude, like every time I see his name come up on BP thread, I know he's gonna say something ridiculously stupid or offensive.
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Funny how some working class fool got into the business of defending billionaires.
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It's pretentious, but who needs to be told not to sit on their phone while they're out for drinks / a meal??
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Please don't confuse "witty" with "vicious" just because some people (Dorothy Parker, etc.) were both. In many cases, if they weren't so damned hyper-partisan and you happened to agree with their partisanship, you'd just write them off as bitter, vulgar, nasty shitheads. (The funniest thing about the Fish at Pets Mart post is that there is a Fish at Pets Mart account!) In some cases, the burnt are nasty so there's some fair play, but too often the burns amount to, "I hate this person because I disagree with them, so I'm going to act even more hateful!" That's a small mind, not a sharp one.
Some of these aren't bad, but for the most part I've heard wittier comebacks on a grade school playground.
oh shut up your just jealous that you can't meet the intelligence of the comebacks
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There's a lot of unintelligent remarks & unintelligent comebacks on here! Sometimes it's difficult to tell one from another!
No need to beat around the bush. Just f**k off, you right wing scum.
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Please don't confuse "witty" with "vicious" just because some people (Dorothy Parker, etc.) were both. In many cases, if they weren't so damned hyper-partisan and you happened to agree with their partisanship, you'd just write them off as bitter, vulgar, nasty shitheads. (The funniest thing about the Fish at Pets Mart post is that there is a Fish at Pets Mart account!) In some cases, the burnt are nasty so there's some fair play, but too often the burns amount to, "I hate this person because I disagree with them, so I'm going to act even more hateful!" That's a small mind, not a sharp one.
Some of these aren't bad, but for the most part I've heard wittier comebacks on a grade school playground.
oh shut up your just jealous that you can't meet the intelligence of the comebacks
Load More Replies... There's a lot of unintelligent remarks & unintelligent comebacks on here! Sometimes it's difficult to tell one from another!
No need to beat around the bush. Just f**k off, you right wing scum.
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