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There's a movie called Yes Man, where Carl (played by Jim Carrey) challenges himself to agree to everything, leading to all sorts of unexpected experiences. It's a pretty fun film, and you can add it to your watchlist if you're running low on comedies.
As you know, life imitates art, so when Reddit user Y0u-Kn0W-ME invited everyone on the platform to describe the wildest nights that started with a simple "You up?" text, people immediately began sharing stories that Hollywood could easily turn into a script! Below, you'll find the most memorable ones we hand-picked from hundreds of submissions.
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#1
It was a buddy of mine at about 1am hitting me up about his neighbors dog. He had seen the dude beating on the dog previously but this particular night he had left him outside in about 10 degree weather without any shelter. I packed my s**t up, bolt cutter and a mask and we went and liberated that dog. He was possibly the greatest dog I’ve ever had the experience of living with, I miss that dude everyday. Dogs like him show appreciation and love like no other. The TLDR I stole a dog and he became my new best friend.
Clay Campbell 1 year ago
I worked with a guy who had loads of pics of his dog; an adorable terrier. I asked him were he got it and he said that he went to the home of a kid he went to school with once and the little guy was there and the kid said you want to see something funny? The kid then took the puppy tossed him into a pillow sack and then started to beat it with a shoe. My workmate left the place stunned and told a friend who said wait a minit made a call and then he his friend and his friends rugby team showed up on the kids door. My buddy said "I'm taking your dog," and from what I saw in the pictures that dog was having his best life ever. (also this was before camera phones, so he just carried pictures of his dog everywhere)
Tor-Arne Hjellen 1 year ago
Those of us having being blessed with a four pawed friend who adopts us, that is a love of something else. You my friend, you did the right thing
Mimi M 1 year ago
Umm - I'd call it 'rescue'. Dog could've died that night, or from one of those beatings.
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#2
Got the text from a buddy that he needed help at his house and it was urgent. Thought maybe they had a flood from a burst pipe or something like that. Nope.
Turns out his wife fell off the sobriety wagon hard. They had a huge fight. Cops and EMS was called. She was transported to a hospital for a mental health evaluation. House is a wreck. Not like from the argument but you can tell it has been falling apart for weeks. Helped wake their two kids to get them ready to go stay at a family member’s house several hours away. All while I’m making sure he’s not about to have an emotional breakdown as well.
Another friend came over to watch the kids until the family got there. During this time the hospital deemed the wife very unstable but they didn’t have the proper unit for her so she got transported to a facility, heavily sedated due to her being hostile and having suicidal ideation, a couple hours away. Drove my buddy there so he could take her personal items. We thought we would be there awhile but basically the facility said there was nothing we could do there and it would be best if he went home.
Drove back to his house. I figured it wasn’t a good idea to leave him alone in that state. He finally broke down. Told me everything that had been happening the past couple months. We started to clean up the house then passed out after the long night. I ended up taking the rest of the week off to help him out and make sure he was good mentally.
They’re long divorced now, he along with the kids are in a good place. Her not so much but it is what it is there. Check on your friends often.
Edit: Thanks for the love everyone. It’s heartbreaking seeing people say they don’t have a support system though. Best we can do is be that someone for anyone if needed.
Smeghead Tribble Down Under 1 year ago
Wow. Just...wow. It's beyond my comprehension to even imagine having a friend like that. Some people are very, very lucky.
Sven Horlemann 1 year ago
Wow. This is what true friendship is about. I wish we'd have one like that. Just one.
#3
Not a text, but a phone call.
About 10 years ago, maybe more I was sleeping and around 2am I got a phone call from "AHS - ACH" which is "Alberta Health Services, Alberta Children's Hospital". My wife is a nurse and she works at the ACH so I groggily answered. On the other end was an upset sounding woman and she just said "can you come get me, my phone and car are dead in the parking lot". Sure babe, no problem.
I get in my truck and make my way over to the hospital booster cables and charging cord in hand. I'm gonna be a goddamn hero, I might even get a little special something something out of this I'm thinking to myself. I realize on the way that I forgot MY phone at home. But also, didn't really care because the only person that would ever call me at 2am is waiting for me to save her in the parking lot of doom.
I pull in to the parking lot and look around. I don't see my wife's car so I try the parkade. Nope. The other lot? Nope. So I park in the emergency lot and am about to go in to see if I can track her down through the hospital admin when I see a girl standing beside a car with the hood up. I ask her if she needs help and she says "no, my phone is dead but my boyfriend is on the way to get me". Cool beans. I go inside and go up to my wife's unit and ask if she's there. The unit clerk looks at me like I'm a complete nutjob and says "uh, she is an educator now, she only works days". Right, yes. I do remember that. So I ask to use their phone and I call my wife. She picks up the phone STEAMING mad at me wondering why the f**k I left in the middle of the night, didn't take my phone and didn't tell her where I was going. I'm like "um, someone from the children's hospital called me and said they needed a boost" at this moment I'm very confused. I tell her I'll be back shortly and we can talk it over.
I go back out to my truck and see that same girl standing there. I get a strange feeling so I ask her if she happened to call from the hospital at around 2am. She says yes and starts looking at me funny. I ask her what number she called and she says a number that is almost EXACTLY the same as my number. My number starts with xyx... and the number she says she called was yxy....
It dawns on me. She transposed the numbers and accidentally called me. I laugh, give her a boost and we part ways. I get home explain what happened to my wife who is VERY suspicious about the whole thing - understandably.
I had happened to get the call when she had been in the washroom feeling a tad sick.
Anyway, a few weeks later one of the other nurses was telling my wife a funny story about how one of her friends accidentally called someone else's husband to boost her car one night and that idiot actually showed up.
I was that idiot. My wife felt so bad for being suspicious of me that I did - in fact - get a little special something-something.
Bill Walker 1 year ago
It is always a good story when it ends in a special something something from the person you love.
Lee Henderson 1 year ago
Is sex so rare in his house that he only gets it as a little special something-something?
ENSJ 1 year ago
My guess it could be a specific sexual activity they don't partake in often. Maybe wife does not particularly enjoy giving bj's for example, but that counts as a special something-something if she knows the husband loves them and she wants to do something extra nice for him.
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I was in Chicago at a conference. Got a text from a friend that said "come by ____ bar." I get there, it's a pit...which is my kinda place. There's some ancient dude playing the blues in the corner. Totally in my element.
An hour later B.B. King came out and did an impromptu set. No one had any idea, he happened to be in town and wanted to play some tunes. If that wasn't crazy enough 20 minutes into his set Eric F*****g Clapton sat down next to Lucille and B.B. They played obscure blues tunes for another 40 minutes.
Schmebulock 1 year ago
Thankfully you got to enjoy that before Clapton came out as human garbage.
Sven Horlemann 1 year ago
I am green of envy. Seriously - cool. You'll remember this the rest of your life.
#5
Going to an all-night supermarket in order to purchase cake mix, icing, sprinkles, and the fixings for some full fat, very unhealthy hot chocolate because one of our mutual friends got dumped.
Ash 1 year ago
I went to a women's college. A group of us were hanging out once, and one of them started crying, because her loser boyfriend had just dumped her. One girl was like, "Do you want a hug?" (Yes, she did.) Somebody was like, "Aww, this is what a women's college is all about." Another girl said, "Do you want me to hunt him down and kill him?" And I was like, "No, THAT's what a women's college is all about" lol
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Wysteria_Rose 1 year ago
It's made of either a cookie or cake mix, so you can stir but also have a treat with your liquid treat.
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#6
If I didn't answer their text. They wouldn't be here.
SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago (edited)
I.. I'm so grateful from the other side of this... I needed to go to hospital... A few people saw my garbled FB post. I couldn't answer/reply because my phone had dropped just under my coffee table, I couldn't reach it. Cue the police and fire brigade breaking into my flat during the height of the Pandemic. So... Thank you hugely to this person for answering that text they got. They're still here because of you... And that's Everything
rumple slunkskin 1 year ago
Butt dialed a friend once just as she was about to see herself out of existence, utensil in hand. It startled her and she broke down so I kept her talking and drove an hour to her house. It was a literal wakeup call and she got help and we became inseparable besties for a decade. She moved too far away to see very often, but is still around and thriving. What a weird happy accident.
#7
Friend of mine new I had not gotten out of bed in days. Sent me the text "you up? I'll be there in 20 minutes to pick you up"
Got in her car and we took a 6 hour drive to hang out at an event 3 states over.
It helped a lot to get me out of that funk.
detective miller's hat 1 year ago
My friend did that once and surprised me by taking me to a party at Jerry Only's house.
Sue User 1 year ago
Its people like you that drive OP ( and me ) to crawl in bed and stay there.
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#8
Meeting my wife. I had fallen asleep and got a text from a girl that I had been casually seeing. She and some friends were drunk at a party and needed a ride. I reluctantly got up out of bed, got dressed and went to pick them up. When they piled into the backseat, I looked back to see who had gotten in the car and my future wife and I locked eyes. That was 14 years ago.
#9
I was staying away from family and friends in a different city and was relatively new to the city. A day before my 26th Birthday, I told my friends to not call me at midnight as I wouldn’t be able to answer and I wanted to sleep because I had a long week at work. Secretly I was also missing all my people and hoping they don’t listen to my advice. My friends decided to WhatsApp me 5 minutes before midnight “Are you up?” and I said yes but also told them that I’ll be going to sleep soon. I suddenly hear my doorbell ring at that time and 2 of my closest buds were there at my doorstep, they had flown from a different city to wish me.
For the first time in 15 years of knowing them, I broke down and hugged them.
We went to a neighborhood bar and what a wild night it was with one of the tables where a group of ladies were celebrating their friends Bachelorette.
Nothing tops that experience. Beautiful Core Memory.
#10
When I was 14, I was about to fall asleep and a classmate I was acquaintances with texted me and asked if I was awake. I told him I was and asked what was up. He proceeded to invite me to come to his house and play board games with him and his parents. From that night on, he became my best friend and about a decade later we are still best friends. I moved abroad after we graduated high school but I still visit him whenever I visit our hometown and he also came to visit me in my new country of residence. We even both met our current partners through each other. I can't begin to imagine how differently my life would have played out if I never responded to his text that night.
Traveling Lady Railfan 1 year ago
That is so sweet. Although being that age again would be difficult in so many ways, the innocence of that age, going over to a new friend's house, playing board games with them and their parents in the evening, maybe drinking some sodas and eating some chips or microwave popcorn,... Such an innocent and genuinely fun thing. I love hearing when adults have game nights, it's sad when we get to a certain point and life responsibilities beat the fun out of us. Everything becomes about money / time / work / responsibility... Got to make time for play. You'll never find the time, you got to make it. I smiled reading this little story. I think I'll invite my brother's over for a game night because it sounds like fun
Snowkit 1 year ago (edited)
Pls tell my dad that, “sorry baby, I have to prepare the class assignments, maybe Friday.” Friday-“saorry, I have to go to a meeting, maybe Monday” maybe give ur clas a work free day for your daughter. Edit: not that he never spends time with me, just not as much as I would like to. He does it every few months at least in a lil trip somewhere fun.
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#11
Received a text from a buddy who said he needed help because his ex was going crazy, so I ran over. Turns out it was his ex who took his phone and ran and hid. Ended up knocking my buddy out and ran her and her two kids to the car for safety since he was being physical. He ran out and tried grabbing one of the kids, so I took him by his shirt and punched him square in the face, knocking him out again. Told her if she needed someone to talk to, just to message me. She's been my wife for two years now and I no longer talk to that buddy.
Kalikima 1 year ago
You knocked him out twice? Obviously not really the first time, if he was able to get out to the car before you got away.. I heard it was really difficult to knock someone out, and that when you do, they're out for a while, and don't come around quickly. But I don't know how accurate that info was either. I have no first-hand knowledge of it.
Ariadne Toms 1 year ago
There's something suss about this one. I hope there was a significant time period btw this woman being "saved" and her deciding to be with a new partner. A time period that involved a lot of counselling. If not ...it sounds like she bounced from one violent man to another.
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#12
A drunken "free the llama" rescue mission on Nantucket. We were so drunk we never found the llama.
Janissary35680 1 year ago
Now I've got to stop working to compose a limerick with the words "llama", "drunk", and "Nantucket". 🤔🤔
KatSaidWhat 1 year ago
There once was a llama with drama Who got drunk on daiquiri banana He wanted to be freed But drank too much mead And decided, man... f**k it. You're welcome.
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Janissary35680 1 year ago (edited)
You mean we've got to do it all over again with "alpaca"? 😕
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This was back in high school. Friend of mine came from a pretty broken home. Both parents had remarried. He called me one night absolutely hysterical. I couldn’t figure out what was going on but knew he needed someone he trusted to come be with him. Turns out he got super drunk and had put his dad’s gun in his mouth and was ready to pull the trigger right before calling me. It was all over a messy situation where he had fallen in love with his step sister but knew he couldn’t be with her. He had never told anyone before this night. He didn’t want me to call anyone else for help so I sat up with him all night while he cried and poured his heart out. I distinctly remember being so tired but forcing myself to keep my eyes open because I felt like if I fell asleep he would go through with k*lling himself. Luckily the situation never got that far again. He eventually got the help he needed and even though he went through some really rough stretches with d***s and alcohol, he’s still alive today. We haven’t spoken in years just due to growing up and drifting apart but I know he’s now married with kids and seems to be living a stable life.
Heras buddy 1 year ago
I know it's the new kink, but you are not biologically related to a step anything. There is nothing taboo about a step sibling. Parent maybe. You can legally marry a step sibling.
#14
A friend called in the middle of the night. Her mother was rushed to the hospital and in very bad condition. Doctors had told her to come asap to say goodbye. Could I drive her. I broke several speed limits, but being it on a Sunday there was not much police in the street. We made it in time and she could spend the last 30 minutes with her mother.
Smeghead Tribble Down Under 1 year ago
What a terrific friend. Those last 30 minutes would have been priceless.
Heras buddy 1 year ago
This is what a true friend does. The people who don't do this kind of thing are an acquaintance .
#15
"I feel like I'm going to (unalive myself) can you stop me?" He was going to down a whole bottle of tylenol with loads of alcohol. He was about 60min away. 3am. Home alone. Luckily I'm a night owl due to my night shifts. He's in a good place now in his life.
SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago
I downvoted you because you shouldn't be giving people tips...
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#16
Got a call from a friend asking if I wanted to hang out with him and a mutual friend. We went to a jazz bar in Downtown Houston. While we were there, mutual friend got a call from a girl who was tending bar at another place and said it was slow and we should come hang out.
We ended up going to the barrio to a little shack that when the side opened like a garage door it became a Tejano bar. When we walked in I could hear someone say "what are these white boys doing here?"
We walked up to the bar to meet mutual friend's friend and she took him out on to the dance floor. Her mom was there hanging out and took my other friend out on to the dance floor leaving me alone at the bar. While I was standing there a guy who looked like he could be cast as "Mexican gangster" in a movie walkes up and stood inches from me and looked me up and down like he wanted to start something. Thinking quickly I stuck out my hand and said "what's up buddy?" Dude shook my hand, gave me a hug and was my best friend for the rest of the night.
#17
3 am. Northern California. Got a call that there was a fast moving wildfire by our friends ranch and could they use our trailer to evacuate their horses, so, drove out to where we keep it, went and loaded up horses and moved them. Friends stayed at our place for a week, their house survived, their moms place up the road burned down. This was also at the beginning of Covid lockdown and our kitchen was gutted for a remodel, cooking out in the garage, etc.
#18
Got the text at 2am, drove over to help safely capture and relocate a massive wolf spider, got cuddles.
Traveling Lady Railfan 1 year ago
I don't know about the 2:00 a.m part., but I would drive over to help safely capture and relocate a spider.
#19
Smuggling close to a metric ton of biscuits across the border of a neighboring country at 2AM.
Adrian 1 year ago
When I lived in England I would drive to Calais to load up the Land Rover with cheap booze. Packed to the gills. Then explain to UK customs that it was for personal use.
Verena 1 year ago (edited)
This was absolutely possible when Britain belonged to the EU. Not anymore, strict limits, and just yesterday I had a british supplier telling me she won't be able to deliver to the EU anymore. It is too expensive and troublesome for her. I agree, the extra costs for customs are insane. It's fun horse related stationary and bags she sells, own design, and it is 25% more expensive. Sad as it is, but I and many others cannot afford it anymore.
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Smeghead Tribble Down Under 1 year ago
This is hilarious to me :D We don't have borders, just a very, very large...moat.
Kira Okah 1 year ago
From the OP - neighbouring country had a biscuit event on and their friends company were hired to transport the biscuits, but customs said no due to error in paperwork, so friends in three cars smuggled 900kg of biscuits across the border. Countries not stated, actions very illegal.
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#20
My buddy called me at 3 am if I was awake.
I asked why. The answer:
Ngl I'm drunk, but I kinda wanna play War Thunder rn (military shooter, we play aviation. The important thing is that you need good aim).
I thought about it for like five minutes and said f**k it, why not. I wanted to see how he plays when drunk because he plays not so great when sober.
He had impeccable aim and lead. Somehow he even managed to learn how to dogfight in a plane and then forget it the next day.
It was funny.
ColdSteelRonin 1 year ago
Back in the day, Wing Commander. Whenever i got to a mission that I continually failed, I would stop, have a few drinks and come back to it. Usually got past it on the first inebriated attempt.
Traveling Lady Railfan 1 year ago
I think it's because we relax a bit, I mean you don't have to be drop dead drunk to be buzzed or tipsy, if you relax your expectations you don't get as worried you don't get as nervous, you just got to "fück it" attitude, and some tasks call me you might actually do better. But not driving.
Tommy DePaul 1 year ago
It probably does apply to driving (why wouldn't it?) But it would never fly in a courtroom.
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Heather Wolmarans 1 year ago
I can't play pool or billiards when I'm sober, but when I'm drunk, my skills are superb, nail every shot😅
#21
My old downstairs neighbor who I used to hang out with a lot texted me past midnight asking if I was still awake. He and I would always get together to smoke and listen to music or watch tv. We had a fling at one point that went nowhere, so I wasn’t sure what he wanted so late. It turns out he had gotten into an accident while on his street scooter. He was badly hurt and needed help. He tried to avoid running over a cat that had run out in front of him while driving around and broke hard, sending himself flying. I found him on the side of the road and took him to the hospital. He had broken both his wrists and ended up needing surgery.
We ended up drifting apart and I moved away. We didn’t keep in touch but hoping the dude is doing well.
#22
Marriage , and this wasn’t even a text it was an AIM message . I messaged this girl thinking it would be a hook up and we got married 8 months later .
#23
Drunk uno truth or dare in the middle of the nowhere desert, a naked car ride home, and a very uncomfortable cop.
Ria C. 1 year ago
Tbh they may not remember all the details themselves. But it does sound like they at least were not too drunk to drive or they at least sobered up and finished the game.
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LittleTeapot 1 year ago
Or in the case of this person’s clothing and the cop, too much!!
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Am I the only person in the world who does not understand how to play Uno? I got it as a Christmas present once and none of my friends nor I could figure it out! We were 8 btw so that's our excuse! 😜
#24
One 'You up?' text led to a midnight pizza hunt, getting lost, finding a speakeasy, and meeting a guy named Larry who claims he met Beyoncé’s cousin. Best bad decision ever!
Clay Campbell 1 year ago
Saw this on a car the others day "Bad decisions make for good stories."
#25
Phone call from my cousin saying his dog had eaten a snake.
Brandi VanSteenwyk 1 year ago
So much better than "There's a dog in my snake!"
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SolitaryIntrovert 1 year ago (edited)
I can only imagine what Samuel L Jackson would say about this.
#26
A 3 a.m. IKEA trip because he "needed a new lamp." Spoiler: We didn’t leave with a lamp, but we did get banned for “inappropriate use of display furniture.”.
Traveling Lady Railfan 1 year ago
After reading this I looked it up and I can't find any Ikea in North America that has a retail location open at 3:00 a.m. however, that doesn't mean that they didn't leave wherever they were from at 3:00 a.m. as part of a trip to go to IKEA because they needed a new lamp.... So like 3:00 in the morning they say let's go, drive for 5 hours doing whatever, ending up at a store at 8:00 a.m. when it opens... Otherwise, I think this is made up. But who cares.
Beak Hookage 1 year ago
Or maybe it didn't happen in America? Maybe opening hours are different overseas.
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#27
Best friend text me around 9pm but I was feeling antisocial like always and didn't respond. He was having a bad day and just wanted to hang with his buddy. An hour later he wrapped his truck around a tree and died because he was angrily speeding. Maybe if I responded I would have been with him and told him to slow down. I'll regret it for the rest of my life.
Ariadne Toms 1 year ago
You are not responsible for HIS choices. It was his choice to drive crazy. He knew you and knew you might not answer. I he had a choice to contact someone else or...stop the car get out and scream at the wind...instead he chose to drive into a tree. Not your fault.
Annabel Again 1 year ago
Maybe you'd both be dead tho. Someone hell bent on destruction is going to find it. I'm so sorry this happened to you and your friend too don't blame yourself tho plz try. You are loved
#28
*3 am* **ding** “you up?” “Yea Wsp” “I’m at the border I’m now In Canada” **YOUR WHERE?**
That was my gf. We are still together.
Traveling Lady Railfan 1 year ago
I lived over four decades in the same place right along the Canadian / US border in which within a 30 minute drive I can get to four border crossings but each one of them is across a river and uses a bridge. I've crossed that a couple of other crossings (such as sarnia/detroit), again, River and bridge. My naive self began to imagine that all canada/us border crossings somehow had some sort of a very obvious border crossing like this. Imagine my surprise when I was traveling the prairie provinces and encountered border crossings that are literally just a long empty road in the middle of nowhere, you don't even see another car in a 20 minute drive, and then all the sudden you get to the small building, and this is a border crossing. What a wild experience. I can imagine that if you were driving at night, on one of these lonely roads in North Dakota, Minnesota, Montana, Washington... It is possible to drive North a little too far and end up with the Canadian border.
Barb Neidigh 1 year ago
Absolutely!! I was on an 8th grade camping trip, on an excursion with the class and the tour guide pointed up a hill to a standard height barbed wire fence And said "if you climb over that fence, you'll have entered the United States!" .... So we did! Then hopped back over to get back on our bus lol
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The Canadian/US border is the most unsecured boarder. More wide open territory.
SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago
Don't worry.... The Meece are on guard... Them and the Geese...
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Rachel Pelz 1 year ago
Plot twist: she was from France, drove all the way to see him that night...(seriously, was she from Michigan maybe? Or was he not in Canada at all?)
#29
Going to the border cross with France just to p**s looking to France.
Verena 1 year ago (edited)
Which is fairly easy to do, most EU countries do not have any physical borders. Just take your passport with you (driver's licence won't do) when hiking in de woods or Nature Reserves. You might encounter a lonely, funny colored pole with the names of two (seldom three) countries on it. When driving, pay attention to a white stripe on the road and blue signs.
María Hermida 1 year ago
You don't need a passport, either. Your ID card is enough in most European borders.
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#30
A 90 mins ride, followed by the kinkiest sex, followed by a fist fight, followed by a car crash.
Traveling Lady Railfan 1 year ago
Being ridden for 90 minutes can get tiring...
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#31
A spontaneous midnight road trip to the beach! No planning, no bags—just grabbing snacks, blasting music, and watching the sunrise together. Completely reckless but unforgettable.
Nikki Gross 1 year ago
When I was young we would throw pillows and blankets into the back of my boyfriend's truck, round up our friends and do impromptu truck camping trips to the lake. 5 or 6 people laying on top of each other in the back of the truck, drinking beer, smoking cigarettes and whatever snacks we had pilfered to eat so we could star gaze all night. More often the not we would pass out and when we woke up, head someone's house for breakfast. Those were the days.
#32
Not a text. But woken up in the “barracks” overseas, by a good friend and fellow soldier. He asked if I wanted to go break into another countries encampment, and steal their flag. This was early nighttime, like people were still working early. So we did. We ran like 10 miles in the night, dodging military personnel who were driving by. Broke into the camp, which was difficult, then had to break the flagpoles lock system and cut the flag down. 10 miles back. Our guards were still guarding the entry. We just “blended” in with some vehicles that were gaining entry, we just walked right in. Insane, still the craziest thing I’ve done.
cerinamroth 1 year ago
What's weird about that? It's not even a full marathon! ;-)
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#33
Had to have been around 2010-11, 3am in college after a few hours at the local bar, I got a text from the cute girl in my lit class that I had been crushing on who was also at said bar to come to her place and hookup. She lived like 3 buildings away in our complex so I got up and stumbled over to her place. Had some fun sexy times and then we both passed out for a few hours to be awoken by her roommates loudly announcing it was Turtle Race Day!
I then got to watch 4 turtles race through a playing card maze and then had more sexy times and went home lol.
#34
A really, really sad attempt at a booty-call where I *thankfully* got a case of whiskey-d**k and couldn't get it up.
And I say "thankfully" because I found out the reason she initiated said booty-call was that she was trying to get me to get her pregnant (without me realizing) so she could "trap me." I don't remember too much about the encounter, but I do remember her trying to convince me to go in raw...
Smeghead Tribble Down Under 1 year ago
Whiskey-d**k is from now on going to be one of my stray cats' nicknames.
BookFanatic 1 year ago
Please tell me you call out to your cats because the image of someone standing on their porch and yelling "Here, Whiskey-d**k" is making me snort-laugh.
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Nads 1 year ago
I think you are reading too much into this, and maybe thinking a bit too highly of yourself. Many people - woman included - like to do it without a condom, because it feels better or because there’s more adrenaline… idk. That doesn’t mean they want to get pregnant (they might even be on another birth control method or intend to take plan b), and even less that they wanna trap you. 🙄 A baby is not a guarantee that a man will stay, btw.
#35
Starting a 6-hour long conversation that ended with a deep dive into our childhood traumas.
Traveling Lady Railfan 1 year ago
These can be some of the most amazing conversations. Trauma needs to come out. It's like an infection. It can sit there I can fester for a long time but you need to let it out. If you both have them, then you both understand the pain.
#36
Lead to me picking up and babysitting my buddy at 2:30 a.m in the city as his car was getting towed due to a stunting charge on the highway after leaving the casino.
After the cop left my buddy was thanking me as he didn't know how much longer he had till what he ate kicked in.
"Till what kicked in?!"
"The gram of m*lly I ate when the cop pulled me over so he couldn't find it"
Ended up chilling with him till about 5:30-6am before I felt he was more than okay to take him home.
Glix Drap 1 year ago
Well at least they had the decency not to mention the threesome in this post.
Rachel Pelz 1 year ago
But now you did and the only other person mentioned is the cop... ;)
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#37
It led me and my best friend to go grab some spicy nuggets at 2am while singing in the car and laughing about past memories we share... it was fun.
#38
I had two friends message me around 11 at night, asking if I was up and wanted to play video games. I couldn’t sleep so I figured why not. I showed up their house with my video game controller and they were like “oh that’s cute you thought video games meant video games…”
Apparently video games meant three some.
Smeghead Tribble Down Under 1 year ago
Today I learned something new, that I didn't want to know.
Brandi VanSteenwyk 1 year ago
Never let me think that 57 year-old me knows everything. I am still learning things everyday.
Abraxas59 1 year ago
Ikr I’m almost 60 and got young kids lmao 23-20 n I’ve never herd it called this before either 😂
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ChimeraBubbles 1 year ago
Don't know how I feel about threesomes, it's fine, but honestly I'd be disappointed there were no video games. I get less time to play video games these days.
#39
In my early 20s, I had a close lady friend. She was the sister of a friend. The friend and I grew apart, but I started chatting with his sister and later, texting (this was before phones had full keyboards). We had sex twice before we figured out we weren't really compatible romantically but remained close friends.
Years later, one night, she texts me about how she agreed to do a**l with her boyfriend the next time he came over. She had never done it before and started freaking out that she wouldn't be able to go through with it, or would embarrass herself, in general.
I'm half asleep and kinda unfiltered at the time, so I said, jokingly at the time, that if she wanted to practice, she could come over anytime she wanted.
I didn't get a response. It was late, I expected she fell asleep or whatever. So I go back to be. 20 minutes later, she's knocking on my door with lube she picked up on the way over.
#40
A friend texted me, then called me in the middle of the night panicking because he believed there was a zombie apocalypse happening. This was probably like 15 years ago or so. He saw a fake news article about real life zombies. And he was so freaked out and thought it was real LOL 😂.
Rachel Pelz 1 year ago
Vaguely remember a debunk of the mass panic due to the Orwell radio play?
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A girl hit me up on the apps. We chatted a few times but this is the first time we hooked up.
Four months later we basically live together and just had our eighth threesome last night. Oh and she adopted a cat that lives with me. .
#42
Ended up participating in a cave rescue during a caving get together (Old Timers Union). Most everyone was asleep or drunk. Spent the next six hours hauling a bunch of climbers out of a deep pit they didn't bring the gear to get out of. Fun times.
#43
Drunk buddies from college pounding at my door around midnight. We drive to Tijuana, watch underground fights, have copious amounts of d***s and end up at a ping pong ball show out in the middle of who the f**k knows where. We managed to stay awake until about 10am after having some bomb a*s seafood in Puerto Nuevo. Ended up booking a complete s**t pot hotel deep in the a**s of Ensenada. Slept it off for about 10 hours and did it all over again. The following morning, we took a fishing trip out of Ensenada and proceeded to puke two and a half days of pure debauchery off the side of the boat. The captain just laughed at us and kept giving us beers. It took three whole days to fully recover from that trip.
LeMurierBonjour 1 year ago
Did not follow an Are you up text though did it, just a druggy night out. Tedious.
#44
This predates texting.
So when I was a teenager, my dad busted me with a few hits of acid. Before he took them, I swapped out a few of them with just paper, but he got one or two real ones. Fast fwd a few months. I was looking in my dad's nightstand to scavenge some change for cigs, and just laying there in the pennies was what really looked like a hit of acid. I popped it in my mouth and sure enough it was real, so I stayed up all night and just had fun tripping solo. I was still up at like 7am, and called my friend, who also happened to still be up ("You up?"). He said let's go over to this girl's house, so I said sure. Ended up marrying her and having a kid together, although we divorced after a few years.
#45
The conception of my child with my ex at the time. She’s still my ex, and my child is awesome.
#46
An alcohol, M*lly, and c***ine fuelled night with my Londoner friend, me losing my friend at 2am somewhere in Liverpool city centre, befriending some Arab lads, getting into a messy brawl in the street with some chavs who were hurling racist abuse at the Arab lads, legging it from the bizzies (that's cops for all the non-scousers), getting a McDonald's breakfast that I only managed to eat about 4 bites of, falling asleep in the multistorey McDonald's toilet for an hour, staggering 3 miles home twisted out my mind, napping for 2 and a half hours, waking up to a text from a dealer I'd apparently met the night before asking me if I still wanted the last 2 pills and 2 grams of m*lly he had before he got the train back home (I had no memory of meeting the guy), getting a cab (still twisted out of my mind) to Lime Street station, picking up from him, then going skating at Seel Street.
My Londoner mate got back to me 3 weeks later. He'd lost his phone, his wallet, his iPod, and was found at 4am "walking home". He'd been walking in circles around a sign post near the Royal hospital for about half an hour before one of the staff came out and asked if he was alright. He just played it off as "yeah, I'm just walking home mate" then darted up the path towards his flat.
It's a fun story and I always enjoy retelling it, but I'm glad I don't do any stupid s**t like that anymore, we could have gotten seriously hurt or worse.
Rachel Pelz 1 year ago
Am I the only one who missed the "you up" part here?
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Diana Lucas 1 year ago
I don't see how any of that was in any way fun. Sounds like a good way to end up no longer alive or worse.
#47
For me it was a "Wanna play some card game". That lead to playing said card game and drinking. Then a board game and more drinking. Then a drinking card game. Then some d***s. Then walking around outside at 11pm while drinking.
Then one of us f*****g up his leg (not hospital level just weeks of hurting level) while running down a frozen hill. Followed by breaking into someones yard to jump on their trampoline at 2am.
#48
A tour of a cult compound in California.
A five-hr drive and a post-dawn arrival in LA for a sandwich.
#49
I was about 22 and mate messaged me that he was in a club not far from where I lived. I didn’t want to go and eventually was convinced with “girls outnumber guys 2 to 1. Drove there. Got a bit wasted and decided to drive home. As I left I decided I wanted McDonald’s, so pulled the handbrake at an intersection and did a 180 (in my head, it was perfect). I pulled into McDonald’s drive through, placed my order. And that’s when a cop car blocked my way. They cancelled my order. Asked to search my car, I let them. Said they don’t even need to breathalise me as they can tell I’m drunk - I told them they just have to ask and I’ll tel them I’m drunk. They told me I’m under arrest and needed to go to the station. I didn’t resist and just kept joking with them and being funny. These cops ended up driving me home, giving me their numbers and told me to never drive like that again, and to call if I need help.
They left with my drivers license and I needed to chase them down to get it back 😂😂😂. It was a fun night.
Lynn Donovan 1 year ago
I don't want to be the partypooper but there's nothing fun about this story. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... Or worse. I made two mistakes where I drove home above the legal limit. Nothing happened but all I feel is shame. Don't drink and drive.
María Hermida 1 year ago
I hope you know you did something very stupid. You could have killed somebody just for fun. I have no tolerance whatsoever with people who drive while drunk. They should be prevented from driving for life.
ConstantlyJon 1 year ago
WHAT that is not a fun night, f**k that. Should be ashamed of yourself, not bragging about it.
Rachel Pelz 1 year ago
This is US, I guess? Still I doubt it's within the legal competence of a cop to drop charges of DUI. I mean, if he was so obviously drunk, that's a criminal offense, not just misdemeanor (like exceeding the speed limit by 10 mph on a freeway).
Abraxas59 1 year ago
I don’t find this in the least bit funny drink driving is illegal and fr from funny ask people who have lost loved ones to twats like you ! I almost lost my then 18 yr old son two yrs go from one Said selfish c driver ! Thankfully he lived was very bruised n even the coppers sid how he’s alive they have no idea n I knew Said drunk driver to we all do n to say I lost my s**t with him in an understatement ! Never forgave him even tho he’s now dead as of this year I never will so seeing the likes of you thinking it’s funny makes my blood boil next time you try that c**p u could end up dead n also killing others to !! grow up n learn a lesson also bad cops they should have had u locked up n banned from driving for a long time
Nikki Angulo 1 month ago (edited)
A (mostly FB) friend of mine lost an aunt, a cousin and later her mom to drunk drivers (two separate incidents) she was in the car in the first one (7 years old.) DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE!
#50
4 some with 3 of my exes. Yes, they all know each other. Not particularly proud of that one.
What do you think ?
Alex Helm 1 year ago
I had one of these. Got a text from a friend who lived the other side of the country (UK), in a panic because her flatmate just died of OD in the house, and she had just finished dealing with the cops and medics. She was now alone and really didn’t want to be in that house. I just jumped in the car, drove all the way there, picked her up and came home again. She stayed for about a week until she felt ready to go back,
LeMurierBonjour 1 year ago
Just seems to be a load of d**g or sex fantasies that may or may not have happened.
Susie Elle 1 year ago
The amount of stores open after midnight staggers me. Here the only thing open after 22:00 are gasstations lmao
SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago
I once went on a late night car ride with a friend across the border and into a whole other country with a tank full of gas, a few select items to imbibe to keep us awake all night and a whole load of music!!!............ It kinda loses its cool when you know that the border was the North West of the UK with Wales, it was about 50 miles away and the things we imbibed were liquorice, Red Bull, Diet Coke and the music was the cheesiest that we could find to buy on tape at the 24hr petrol station! But hey! We watched the sun rise while sat on the bonnet of his car, snacking on what we'd bought while listening to very cheesy 70s music so 💜😜💜
Kylie 1 year ago
There used to be a lot more open here in the US until Covid hit. Most of the 24 hour ones never went back to it.
ConstantlyJon 1 year ago
Drove to Chicago from Virginia (15+ hours one way for those of you who don't realize how far that actually is) for expensive cheesecake that we never actually ended up getting and we had to settle for cookies from Subway instead because it was the only place open at 3am. A banner moment for my roommate and I. He mentioned it in the thank you card I got for being in his wedding. Good s**t.
John O'Donnell 1 year ago
My brother got a phone call from his friend at 6am on New Year’s Eve 1999 telling him to get up and be ready in half an hour. His friend had got two tickets to Barbados to celebrate the Millennium. They did get some questions from Heathrow customs on New Year’s Day when they returned.
Susical 1 year ago
Got a 4am text from my step-daughter (in her early 20s). She'd been drinking & getting high, then she decided to make mac 'n' cheese. And she had somehow poured boiling water on her arm. I was divorced from her father by then. But even though her father & bio-mom lived closer than I did, she wanted ME to take her to the ER - because she knew I wouldn't yell at her! We got her patched up, & it didn't even really scar. I was exhausted, but also flattered she wanted me there.
Sarah Léon 1 year ago
I'm a night owl. I usually go to sleep around 2 or 3 AM but I have anxiety so sometimes it's more 6 to 7am before I fall asleep. i was in one of those period so around 1am I decided to take a sleeping pill that made me sleep in about 30min. 20min after I took it, my phone rang. A friend's mom couldn't breath and my friend didn't know what to do. I went to her house, we called EMS and went to the ER where we stayed until around 9am to know what would happen next. That pill never worked that night... it tried its best, believe me ! But it wasn't meant to be.
Alex Helm 1 year ago
I had one of these. Got a text from a friend who lived the other side of the country (UK), in a panic because her flatmate just died of OD in the house, and she had just finished dealing with the cops and medics. She was now alone and really didn’t want to be in that house. I just jumped in the car, drove all the way there, picked her up and came home again. She stayed for about a week until she felt ready to go back,
LeMurierBonjour 1 year ago
Just seems to be a load of d**g or sex fantasies that may or may not have happened.
Susie Elle 1 year ago
The amount of stores open after midnight staggers me. Here the only thing open after 22:00 are gasstations lmao
SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago
I once went on a late night car ride with a friend across the border and into a whole other country with a tank full of gas, a few select items to imbibe to keep us awake all night and a whole load of music!!!............ It kinda loses its cool when you know that the border was the North West of the UK with Wales, it was about 50 miles away and the things we imbibed were liquorice, Red Bull, Diet Coke and the music was the cheesiest that we could find to buy on tape at the 24hr petrol station! But hey! We watched the sun rise while sat on the bonnet of his car, snacking on what we'd bought while listening to very cheesy 70s music so 💜😜💜
Kylie 1 year ago
There used to be a lot more open here in the US until Covid hit. Most of the 24 hour ones never went back to it.
ConstantlyJon 1 year ago
Drove to Chicago from Virginia (15+ hours one way for those of you who don't realize how far that actually is) for expensive cheesecake that we never actually ended up getting and we had to settle for cookies from Subway instead because it was the only place open at 3am. A banner moment for my roommate and I. He mentioned it in the thank you card I got for being in his wedding. Good s**t.
John O'Donnell 1 year ago
My brother got a phone call from his friend at 6am on New Year’s Eve 1999 telling him to get up and be ready in half an hour. His friend had got two tickets to Barbados to celebrate the Millennium. They did get some questions from Heathrow customs on New Year’s Day when they returned.
Susical 1 year ago
Got a 4am text from my step-daughter (in her early 20s). She'd been drinking & getting high, then she decided to make mac 'n' cheese. And she had somehow poured boiling water on her arm. I was divorced from her father by then. But even though her father & bio-mom lived closer than I did, she wanted ME to take her to the ER - because she knew I wouldn't yell at her! We got her patched up, & it didn't even really scar. I was exhausted, but also flattered she wanted me there.
Sarah Léon 1 year ago
I'm a night owl. I usually go to sleep around 2 or 3 AM but I have anxiety so sometimes it's more 6 to 7am before I fall asleep. i was in one of those period so around 1am I decided to take a sleeping pill that made me sleep in about 30min. 20min after I took it, my phone rang. A friend's mom couldn't breath and my friend didn't know what to do. I went to her house, we called EMS and went to the ER where we stayed until around 9am to know what would happen next. That pill never worked that night... it tried its best, believe me ! But it wasn't meant to be.
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