30 Conspiracy Theories That Some People Actually Believe Despite How Ridiculous They Sound

I think he’s hilarious, doing all that goofy shït to irritate the “righteous.” He needs his own reality show. I’d watch!

Nah, that other guy, or at least parts of his fan club, are way worse

I know, right. He also wrote a whole book to trick people into thinking Satan is actually God. It's called the Babble... or Bible... something like that.

He gets a bad rep

He's ok unless you get onto the subject of religion,

He's the type to hide the remote and put the orange juice jug back with just a sip in it

Yeah, watch out for him, he's a bad egg!

I don't worship Satan, but I do agree with a lot of what he says

Idk….sounds pretty fun to me 🤷🏼‍♀️

Not as bad as that 'Santa' guy !!!

Sounds like the proportion of idiots in the general population is getting larger every day. But then, that IS pretty obvious; the Flatulent Felon Was re-elected.

How could he not realize that Jesus was a beatnik?

This. Perfect . We must fear our God.. what utter boolshitt. if he is a loving encompassing all loving God, why must anyone in their right mind fear him

Schrödinger's Sun? At night the sun exists and doesn't exist at the same time.

That’s the theory. This was made as a joke to make a laugh at quantum physics and technically it’s correct but impossible to prove so it’s not a scientific theory

That it can't be proved.

Our immigrants are probably better insured than the average American.

Well they want it don’t they?

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In California, they get free state insurance, which probably pays better than private. And even if it doesn't, more people in the system the more everyone has to wait.

I'd rather have the immigrants that want to work over the MAGA cultists that contribute nothing to society. 95% of the U.S. food is produced by migrants. America would starve with migrants.

Exactly. I worked for social services for several years--doing SNAP interviews was my job. I tried to explain this to someone once, & was brushed off with "you just say that because you work for the system." Well YES, that's how I know what I'm talking about!

In the UK, the right wing tabloids constantly peddle the lie that if you arrive here illegally, on arrival you are handed a free house, a car and a huge wide screen plasma TV. This is lapped up by simple minded and mean spirited readers like my MIL who have no idea how any of this works in reality.

... big band-aid invented knives ... sharp ones, dull ones, all the inbetween somes, ... they also seem to have my cat in on their stuff, or maybe it was because I had to wash her paws yesterday that she used her hole-punch devices on me ... whatever, she certainly gets paid pretty well, for she leads a life of luxury, lazy on a sunny afternoon, ...

And Big X-ray!

The Plaster of Paris cartel has its fingers in everything.

That would actually be big plaster

And his porn movie nickname was "Lion King"? :P

I could actually see the second part being true lol, regardless if it is true or not if Walt Disney Frozen is getting googled why not get some advertising out of it

He’s out there milking the freakin’ cobras

It can never be as huge and boring as Icke is. Also, if it is published it will still be a better goalkeeper than he ever was even if it was just one copy left, tattered and torn in the goalmouth. Go giant lizard people, we love you - sorry, edit that. Go Manchester United, you are wankers and are owned by american asset strippers and we hate you.

Another COVID19 theory I heard was that it must be man made because it was GIVEN A NAME!!! What the foozle, all diseases are given a name