Woof woof! Dear Pandas, we hope you’re as happy as a dog who found out it’s going for walkies. And in case you’re feeling a bit blue, then we’ve got the perfect cure—adorable and hilarious pictures of dogs. And lots of ‘em!
The ‘What’s Wrong With Your Dog?’ subreddit is a celebration of all things canine and fluffy. The online community has turned the cuteness and silliness dials all the way to the max, and they share pics of pets ‘malfunctioning.’ There’s so much humor and good vibes here that you probably won’t want to leave. And if we don’t put a smile on your face with this list, then you really have no other choice than to go down to your local animal shelter and adopt a pup, don’t you?
Oh, and remember to give each and every doggo and pupperino all the love and attention that they deserve. Tell them what good boys and girls they are in the comments, and remember that upvoting the pic is like scratching their belly. And in case you want to say ‘hi!’ to some more endearing dogs, you can find Bored Panda’s most recent articles about r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog right here, here, and here.
Bored Panda got in touch with our friends at the PDSA, the UK's leading vet charity. Vet Nurse Shauna Spooner was kind enough to tell us how we can bring more playfulness, fun, and movement into our dogs' lives, how much pets take after their owners, and when we should ideally teach our canines proper etiquette. We also tackled the age-old question of whether or not we can teach an old dog new tricks. Read on for our full interview with the PDSA.
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Mother's Day
Beautiful golden Mama! Poor thing looks like she needs to hire a babysitter and take a nap.
“Exercise is essential for all dogs—it helps keep them fit, and is really important for their mental health too, so walks, training, and playtime should be part of every dog’s daily routine. You can also shake things up a bit for them by trying activities like swimming—it’s great exercise for them and can be especially good for dogs with stiff or painful joints. Just be mindful that some places are much safer for a doggy dip than others so pick your spot carefully," PDSA Vet Nurse Shauna shared some great ideas about having more active fun with our dogs.
"Joining a local agility or flyball class, or even trying yoga with your dog can be a great way to mix things up! Whichever activity you bring into your dog’s life, just make sure that they enjoy it, are not being over-exercised, and that it is positive and fun!” she said.
According to the PDSA, every dog will have different energy levels. These depend on their breed, age, health, fitness, and even personality.
"While there is no such a thing as a lazy dog, some definitely need more activity than others! Your dog should determine the ideal amount of exercise needed. If they seem really tired, stop the activity, let them rest, and consider shortening the duration next time. The amount of exercise is less important than the quality and variety of the exercise," the pet health pro explained to Bored Panda.
Same Bro
This is me reincarnated as a dog. I don't even have to change my name.
Load More Replies...That’s what it’s called when a dog lies down with their back legs out behind them
Load More Replies...It depends on the dog. My friend’s dog prefers one but doesn’t mind walking when we forget it. My dog refuses to move if she is harnessed and will only proceed if we remove her harness and attach her leash to her collar. Harnesses are useful for not accidentally pulling on the dog’s neck if they stop walking though.
Load More Replies...Tick Tock Clarice...
This reminds me of Donald Sutherland's 'Odd Ball' character in 'Kelly's Heroes'.
Interestingly enough, dogs and humans have similar social structures. That's why we live so well together, PDSA representative Shauna pointed out. "Studies have shown that dogs are amazing at reading human body language, including facial expressions, and can usually tell how we are feeling. They will also take cues from us about how to respond to situations—if we are worried about something, our dog will know we are worried but won’t understand why, so might feel unsettled too," she noted what the bond between us and our canine pals looks like.
"Therefore, an anxious owner may unintentionally make their dog anxious, because dogs are closely bonded to us and feel what we feel. However, pet owners may subconsciously choose a pet that mirrors their personality—an outgoing, active person may choose a bouncy, high-energy dog to suit their lifestyle, which would, in turn, seem as though the dog ‘takes after their owner.’”
Bored Panda was interested to learn more about how we ought to approach training our dogs. For instance, we were curious about when it's best to teach our pets how to behave properly.
What Is This?
Wow! We have a story in Bulgaria that goes there was once a farmer who wanted to pull out a turnip, but couldn't so he asked for help from his wife and his grandchildren and the dog and the cat... feels like that story came to life.
I played a main role once in my life at school (сказка о репке): I was the turnip. 😂
Load More Replies...This Weirdo's Figured Out That Sitting Here Gets Her The Most Pets From Passers-By
I would make sure my route would include going by this gorgeous baby 😍
Magic Pie Bush
Mine found half a chiko roll (like a spring roll, but bigger) once and for months after she'd stop in the same place to check.
Mine found an unwrapped bar of chocolate 😖 managed to get it off her fortunately. She still checks the bush it was in each time we pass.
Load More Replies...Someone please go put a pie in that bush. Keep the magic alive.
Mine scratched around in some lawn clippings up the street and found a croissant. An entire damn croissant randomly buried in withered bits of grass! After that, you can bet your butt he always checked that spot in case it happened again. And he wasn't even interested in eating the Lawn Croissant. Just uncovered it, sniffed and walked away.
Showing off to her friend, my daughter poured maple syrup on the carpet. Ginger discovered the wellspring of syrup. She would sit, staring at the spot for up to a half hour. She did this for five years until we moved
My nephew's greyhound found a magic pie bush, and she checked it regularly, until the end of time. RIP Badgerlina.
“Most owners envisage their puppy growing into a well-behaved adult dog, but it can be difficult to know where to start!" Vet Nurse Shauna said. "Dogs of any age will enjoy training, as long as it is positive and reward-based, there is never a wrong time to start. The first three things a puppy or young dog should learn are to sit, where to go to the toilet, and to come back when called. This will start building a foundation so you can teach other aspects of doggy-etiquette—but remember; consistency and reward are the keys to success!"
The PDSA gave us some great news that, yes, it actually is possible to teach an old dog new tricks, despite the adage. There are some caveats, though.
"It might take a little bit longer than a puppy who hasn’t already developed any undesirable habits. Training should remain the same for a pooch of any age—this should be rewards-based and positive, but they might need shorter, less intensive sessions. Learning new things helps keep the brain healthy and active so older dogs can and should learn new tricks! It’s also important to have regular training sessions for pups of any age to help them remember what they’ve learned." Meanwhile, here's a link to the PDSA's advice on dealing with unwanted behavior in dogs.
My Dogs Beauty Is Sometimes Hard To Capture On Camera
Checked siraelwindrunner (name under the picture). Doggo has both eyes. It’s just a shadow. And he’s eating a treat.
Load More Replies...Doggo: So You Are Getting Married... Lmao
My Dog Has Started Laying Down Like A Person
My dog does this too and it never gets old, it never ceases to melt my heart.
Looks like my husband’s Aunt Lupe after two shots of tequila. Beard and all.
The r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog subreddit has been going strong since 2015. In fact, they’re celebrating their 7th birthday on August 10. (If you’re reading this after that date, we’re sending our best regards to you from the past! Spooky, isn’t it? Thankfully, we know that whatever happens in life, one thing’s for certain: we’ll always love dogs.)
The subreddit also recently passed the 2-million-member mark, and it’s a huge milestone when you think about it. It’s been a lot of fun following the online group’s progress over the years, and we’re glad more and more people are giving their canine content the attention it deserves.
Before you jump right in and start sharing adorable pics that’d make anyone wag their tail with you, you’ve got to be aware of some of the rules that the ‘What’s Wrong With Your Dog?’ community is asked to follow.
For instance, there are to be absolutely no emojis in the titles of the post or in the comments. We know, we know, emojis are darn great. But this particular rule is in place to prevent people from causing massive waves of spam.
I Would Never Tell Him That It Isn't
I had a dog that thought the tv was a window. She would constantly bark at the dogs she saw out that 'window' lol
Load More Replies...She Likes To Watch The Fishes
The cat taught her to dominate. She just wants to make friends
Load More Replies...We used to have a cat who loved to sit next to the tank and watch his fish "cousins" swimming. It was scary at first, everyone expected him to try and eat them, but he never even tried...he genuinely just liked to sit for a couple hours and watch them. When the fish got fed, Mom even had to put a few fish flakes next to the tank, and the cat would eat those so he could have lunch with the cousins
Get her a chair or something to be less detrimental to her joints over time
Me too, doggo! Bet she studied that periodic table when no one is watching.
This Is What Happens When You Try To Take A Picture Of Our Dog From The Front
Hyperboopity!!!!!! Love it. Will steal for personal use!
Load More Replies...What’s more, you should avoid reposting something from the past month. You also shouldn’t repost the top pics of all time. Try to be original and fresh with your content.
Despite this being a canine-focused subreddit, the moderator team kindly asks people to focus on the theme of the subreddit. The posts are supposed to be about dogs ‘malfunctioning.’ If your dog is ill, injured, or has passed away, this isn’t the place to talk about it: there are other subreddits and online groups where you can feel heard.
This way, the sub maintains a pure and undiluted flow of feel-good content without veering off course. Also, pics of dogs acting normal aren’t allowed. Derpiness and silliness are allowed; mundane doggos (no matter how cute) belong elsewhere.
Even though your dog might be chunky yet funky, it’s incredibly important to help them slim down a bit. Being overweight brings about with it a ton of health issues and severely impacts your pet’s quality of life. There are other ways to show your doggerino that you love it, besides feeding it your table scraps and letting it nap on your lap all day long.
I Specifically Chose This Park Because There Is No Water Feature...
Golden retriever here. Can't go to the footy oval after it's rained, otherwise he comes back like top deck choloclate
Load More Replies...Seriously. This Is How He Sits. All. The. Time
My Tucker had that kind of fur. He came out of the groomer's just as ugly as he went in. But I still loved him.
Load More Replies...Ok learned something new from the original post. Apparently he is a Mudi, a hungarian sheep dog.
Look at this distinguished gentlemen! Look at the way he is sitting! Yes, yes, very distinguished, I see, I see!
My Old Bulldog Compared To My New. I Thought The Old Had Attitude. Lord Help Me
Getting plenty of movement and eating a healthy diet are essential for dogs (and for their owners, too). If you love your pet—and we know that you do—you’re responsible for going the extra mile by sometimes literally going the extra mile.
Dr. Earnie Ward, who created the Association for Pet Obesity Prevention, previously explained to Bored Panda that obesity is the biggest health threat to dogs, as well as cats.
“Dogs suffering from obesity have a much greater risk of developing arthritis, high blood pressure, diabetes, and cancer. Studies also show that dogs with obesity live about 2.5 years less than those at a healthy weight,” he warned.
Yum
It is a cute pic. But...my dog almost died from not thoroughly chewing a treat like that. Cute does not outrank dangerous. Stay safe.
Load More Replies...I literally lol'd! Screenshotted and sent to my sister. Toooo adorable!
Help him the don't take pictures. This old boy deserves love not idiotic camera use.
Dog vs. Wave
Day Off. Someone Is Making Barbecue In The Country I:
What are we even seeing here? Where is he? He's emerging from a dryer vent coming out of the 2nd floor wall???
“More recent research proves that overweight or dogs with obesity have a lower quality of life, as reported by their pet parents. To put it bluntly, the fact is that dogs with obesity aren't able to live and enjoy their best lives, and we must do better.”
The animal health expert put it very bluntly that obesity is a disease. “A veterinarian, I swore an oath to prevent animal disease and suffering. My goal is to prevent pet obesity and I've spent the last twenty years researching and teaching nutrition and weight loss methods to committed veterinary professionals and concerned pet parents,” he said that his mission in life is to help pets live healthier, happier lives.
Chicken Legs
Shoutout To The Time I Wanted To Take A Beautiful Photo Of The Landscape And My Dog Just Went...
Hey don't forget me, you aways wanna remember me, you gots to me in the picture. I'm movie star worthy
Mind Your Own Goddamn Business, Keith
The vet compared dogs and people, and said that we’re all very similar: both are omnivores and greatly benefit from aerobic activities.
“For dogs and humans, the weight-loss equation is about 60% to 70% diet and 30% to 40% physical activity. For cats, a species with different physiology and metabolism, it's about 90% diet and only 10% exercise,” he explained to Bored Panda.
Does Anyone Have The Assembly Instructions? I Don’t Think He’s Supposed To Look Like That…
I agree...I think most sighthounds adopt this pose. My greyhound does some weird gymnastics too. She looks SO uncomfortable, but apparently she's not!
Load More Replies...When your Ikea dog is broken and you lost the manual instruction. 🤣🤣🤣🐶🐶🐶💖💖💖
Personal Space? What Is Personal Space?
Awww cute! Also I like the t-shirt. Doggy's like "you sizzle bacon for me?"
My one dog mushes his face against mine because he wants kisses, nibbles or any sound made against it. I don't understand it but he loves it so I oblige until he mushes too much for me to breath. He's such an odd mutt
The Doggo King
I am not even going to be lion to you when i say that your dog does do the best impression lol 😆
“The first step toward a healthier weight for your dog is to schedule an appointment with your veterinarian. They will first determine your dog's Body Condition Score (BCS), establish target weight loss goals and ideal weight, and calculate the number of calories you should feed each day.”
He continued: “Your veterinarian will also make sure there isn't an underlying medical condition or disease causing the weight gain and that it's safe to begin an exercise program. In general terms, a dog (and their pet parent) needs about 30 minutes of aerobic activity each day.”
I'm Sure He's Trying To Hipnotize Me To Let Him Out.
Apparently collies can mesmerise sheep with their eyes. They like to test their powers on humans sometimes, so be careful.
Caught This Doofus Mid Sneeze
H̆̈r̆̈ l̆̈ŏ̈ŏ̈k̆̈s̆̈ s̆̈l̆̈ĭ̈ğ̈h̆̈t̆̈l̆̈y̆̈ d̆̈r̆̈ŭ̈n̆̈k̆̈
Yoga Or Exorcism?
Neither. Somebody didn’t follow the directions correctly on assembling their dog from IKEA.
I knew there are so-called "snake humans", but I never saw a "snake dog" before...
According to Dr. Ward, going for a walk is awesome: it’s efficient, quick, and easily accessible. “I prefer it to most other exercises because that's what dogs were designed to do best and most naturally. Plus, it's free! When walking, be sure to use a walking harness and not a neck or choke collar to prevent injury to the trachea or windpipe region of the throat and neck,” he told us.
The vet noted that dogs can lose roughly (or is that ruffly?) 3 to 5% of their total body mass per month safely. So long as the owner adheres to an exercise program and diet that’s supervised by a vet. Meanwhile, younger and more active dogs can safely lose a bit more weight each month. “The most important thing to do is to monitor the weight each month. If your dog isn't losing the appropriate amount of weight in three months, you need to change the strategy,” he said.
His Name Is Dug
Idk why but I read that in a German accent, you know like "sqwiwell"
Load More Replies...His name is Dug. He is not a pug. He likes rugs. And he will be very happy to give you a hug :D
My Favorite Picture Of Daisy. I Have It Framed, Hanging On My Wall.
His Face When I Started Staring Back At Him
My Yorkie cannot stand to have her picture taken. She will not look at you at all
One of mine is half yorkie and he really doesn't like it either and looks away.
Load More Replies...Aw, don't. You're just making your dog uncomfortable for no good reason.
My pup tolerates cameras, but doesn’t really like them. I get the feeling!
“Weight loss is a dynamic and adaptive process, and dog parents must constantly evaluate what's working or not. The great news is that, unlike cats, most dogs can reach their target weight within six to nine months. Cats can only lose about a half-pound per month, meaning losing four pounds will take about eight months if all goes well.”
This Is Our One Tooth Dog Taco Who Likes To Be Snuggled Like A Little Baby To Go To Bed.
She Jumped The Gun On The New Doggie Door Installation
Did I *hear* a chips (no need for a capital at the beginning or the hyphen after the word chips) bag open (also no need for a capital at the beginning of that word) somewhere (correct letters, incorrect order) in here? Sorry to anyone who is annoyed by people who correct other people's grammar
Load More Replies...A Photo Of My Sister's Dog Having The Time Of His Life
I’ve almost got my baby back to sleep I’m tryin soo hard not to laugh rn!!! “huehuehuehuehueh” 🤣🤣
Load More Replies...I Guess This Belongs Here, Just Look How Happy He Is, Cone Of Gatherings
So My German X Belgian Shepherd, Realised After 11 Years He Can "Shut The Blinds"
This Is How She Protests When She Can't Have Our Food.
Our dog does this when we are eating dessert, but she’s much smaller. She has to lift her head a little to rest her chin on the table. The trick is to never look into her eyes. If you do, you’re doomed.
And the head looks disproportionate to his body.
Load More Replies...He Stole A Cheeseburger And Just Had It Sitting In His Mouth
When the housewives of New Jersey get lip injections with their dogs...
Hmmm??? I thought I was on Bored Panda, not on I Can Haz Cheezburger...
We Got Him A Stand So He Wouldn’t Have To Bend Down So Much While Eating. Yeah, About That…
Maybe if it was only as big as the size of the bowl? Though I get the impression that he would put his paws on the outside edge anyway. What about those metal ones that the bowl sits in that hold two bowls - one for water, one for food? They don't have a rim he could stand on
He Fell Asleep In The Rain Today
She Wasn’t Ready To Get Out Of The Car
My dog will literally sit in the car even if we're not going anywhere because the POSSIBILITY of a ride is exciting enough. So if we're outside we let her sit in the car with the windows down and she's so excited.
I have a service dog that goes pretty much everywhere with me. I have one of these. The best ones have sides that can zip closed to maintain the hair in the sling. Dont worry about extra pockets etc, you really wont use them. I place a large sheet over the whole back seat before installing it because hair seems to get everywhere no matter what. This makes transforming the back seat into usable, fur free seating SOOOO Much easier! I hope this helps! They really are great things!
Load More Replies...Finn Makes Photographer's Lives Interesting
My Dog’s Reaction To Fourth Of July Fireworks
Mine doesn't do fireworks or thunder well at all. I got him a thunder shirt and it's been fantastic for him but he still needs me there for security. I'm happy to comply.
Glad that helped. Wish the thunder shirt had worked on one of my dogs - she was terrified. Fortunately the dogs I have at the moment only bark at the fireworks, aren't actively scared. So we just watch John Wick and drown out the fireworks with lots of TV gunfire!!
Load More Replies...Fourth of July and New Years are the worst for doggos. Twice a year it takes my poor baby a week to recover. I wish people would just stop with fireworks. Or at least keep the babies inside! Twice a year there are SO many missing kitties and pups!! It’s horrible!
Awww. Talk to your vet about something for anxiety for the poor guy next year!
Honestly think I may prefer this. My one boy wants to go on the attack and catch the invaders. Dude it's sound, you can't catch it so just give up already. Nope, must try to barrel outside and bark at the invaders.
My girl hates them, too. Everything I have tried to calm her has failed. Only rocking her or wrapping her in a Thundershirt, towel, or blanket securely and soft music playing help.
Dog Sitter Sent Me This Piece Of Art With No Context
No context needed. Get an exorcist before it starts spewing pea soup!
This is what happens when doggos get the zoomies juuuuust as the camera takes the picture.
We Wouldn't Let Her In The Pool, So She Stared At Us From The Windowsill.
She's playing on your conscience. Do you feel guilty? You should feel guilty.
Dog attempting to instill guilt in swimmers. (tilts head and makes puppy eyes next)
My Dog Got Into Some Unicorn Eggs And Now She Won't Stop Puking Up Rainbows. Any Advice?
take him up Mount Froopashoop with a bundle of griffin claws. offer them to The Wizerd° as payment and leave the dog there. your dog should return within a month. he might be purple though.
t̺͆h̺͆e̺͆ c̺͆o̺͆l̺͆o̺͆u̺͆r̺͆ d̺͆e̺͆p̺͆e̺͆n̺͆d̺͆s̺͆ a̺͆ b̺͆i̺͆t̺͆ t̺͆h̺͆o̺͆, s̺͆o̺͆m̺͆e̺͆ a̺͆r̺͆e̺͆ r̺͆e̺͆d̺͆ o̺͆r̺͆ b̺͆l̺͆u̺͆e̺͆ a̺͆t̺͆ t̺͆h̺͆e̺͆ e̺͆n̺͆d̺͆s̺͆ o̺͆f̺͆ t̺͆h̺͆e̺͆ s̺͆p̺͆e̺͆c̺͆t̺͆r̺͆u̺͆m̺͆
Load More Replies...How about skittles?? That way he can taste the rainbow 🌈 😏 and the excess can be his gate way to Mars....! Lol 😆
These Dorks Never Fail To Amuse...
This Is My Dog Badger, She Has A Llama Neck
I'm so sorry to have to inform you, this is a terminal case of Llama-neck... could be 10...15...20 years...but this is terminal. And so effing cute.
Can never have enough threads about dogs! Or any animals really.
Load More Replies...When You Spend The Night At A Friend's House And They Don't Give You A Blanket...
He Always Sleeps Like This.
Today I found a majestic looking cat sitting on the road side soy friend and I started petting it and it was pretty satisfied all purring at us. A stray Dow saw us and became jealous so much so that he came and rubbed up against so us so we petted him too. He followed us a little way forward putting his head between our legs. I love dogs❤️❤️
Almost every picture on my phone is my dog and she is my sun and stars.
Not all of the pups´re malfunctioning, some´re simply super cute. But I feel sorry for the pup who´s been scared of the fireworks. Those fireworks should be banned. People could make an environemntal-friendlier and quiet laser show in the sky or at least use silent fireworks that´re also available. For example here for/in the USA: https://fireworks.com/products/collections/low-noise-fireworks
He was the best dog ever. He loved everybody, and was just so excited to show it. I miss him still.
Today I found a majestic looking cat sitting on the road side soy friend and I started petting it and it was pretty satisfied all purring at us. A stray Dow saw us and became jealous so much so that he came and rubbed up against so us so we petted him too. He followed us a little way forward putting his head between our legs. I love dogs❤️❤️
Almost every picture on my phone is my dog and she is my sun and stars.
Not all of the pups´re malfunctioning, some´re simply super cute. But I feel sorry for the pup who´s been scared of the fireworks. Those fireworks should be banned. People could make an environemntal-friendlier and quiet laser show in the sky or at least use silent fireworks that´re also available. For example here for/in the USA: https://fireworks.com/products/collections/low-noise-fireworks
He was the best dog ever. He loved everybody, and was just so excited to show it. I miss him still.
