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When you, the reader, sit down to analyze a book, you must remember that whatever you choose to say is subjective. It's your opinion and you're entitled to it. Even if it means trashing a widely acknowledged author.

To give everyone the courage to speak their mind, the Facebook page Haters of Goodreads are sharing some of the funniest reviews that have appeared on the literary website.

Calling The Catcher in the Rye "the most overrated 'classic' of all time", refusing to finish Swann's Way due to Proust "discussing the smell of his chamber pot after having eaten asparagus"... It's all there!

#1

The Bible

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JuJu
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NC-17, should not be sold do children

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    #2

    Crime And Punishment

    Crime And Punishment

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    #3

    Of Mice And Men

    Of Mice And Men

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    Guido Diegoli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As much as I love Mice and Men, this comment is hilarious. (Metallica in the background with 'Sad but true'. XD

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    If you, however, want to do (and write!) more critical analysis of the books you read, the University Writing Center at Texas A&M University suggests to begin by summarizing the basic plot — this will help ground you in the story.

    Then, research the author's background and other work. This can give insight into their perspective and bias, as well as reveal what they might be commenting on. As an example, the University Writing Center mentions Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings. It's about a group of friends who embark on an epic journey and fight a great war. But knowing Tolkien fought in the Battle of Somme during World War I and that his closest friends were killed helps explain his sentiments about war.

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    Other questions about context can stem from the story itself: think about the narrator's personality and their role in the story. Also, it can be a good idea to consider who the narrator is addressing.

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    Aristotle, Nichomachean Ethics

    Aristotle, Nichomachean Ethics

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    #5

    Romeo And Juliet

    Romeo And Juliet

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    Moby Dick

    Moby Dick

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    grey galah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or...MD is nature, Ahab is human hubris, Ishmael is, well, a prophet...I think the problem are school curriculum deciding the age of students who read these classics.

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    Next, we have setting. When and where a story takes place can be of huge importance. Where the author's story is placed? Why the author made that decision?

    Many stories would be irretrievably altered if their setting were different and setting is, therefore, vital for interpreting the story's meaning. To illustrate this point, the University Writing Center highlights the setting for Faulkner's work — the American South after the Civil War. It is essential to his overall message. Faulkner's characters are people who can't move on, and through them the author suggests that the South similarly can't get past the Civil War and the wrongs of slavery.

    By the way, storylines usually evolve in patterns, so identifying essential plot points might help you to analyze, interpret, and explain the story as well.

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    The Metamorphosis

    The Metamorphosis

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But WTF is an excellent summary and would make a sufficient blurb.

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    #9

    Daniel C. Dennett, "Consciousness Explained"

    Daniel C. Dennett, "Consciousness Explained"

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's 42.....sorry, meaning of life, my mistake

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    But characters are the driving force behind stories, both the major and the minor ones. Like the above-mentioned Faulkner example suggests, authors can use them to broadcast their most important messages. You won't be able to analyze every character in a book, but pick out several important ones to consider.

    For this, you can use the following questions: What are the character's main personality traits and why did the author give him these traits? What is the character's role in the story? What are the character's morals or ethics? Why does the author give him those? Why does the character do what he does? Why did the author make him act that way? What is the character's relationship to other characters and why?

    #10

    Swann's Way

    Swann's Way

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    Nadia Montera
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proust saved my life. He gave me the will to enjoy small things in life. To be happy with small delights and pleasures. To notice little things, to live consciously. I love Proust

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    #11

    Nietzsche, Beyond Good And Evil

    Nietzsche, Beyond Good And Evil

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    grey galah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reading these makes me realise what doesn't kill me makes me stronger...

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    Plato, Phaedrus

    Plato, Phaedrus

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    Danieletc
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tehy didn't want to imprison Socrates, just hemlock him up.

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    Also, various literary devices help convey meaning or create a mood. Look for allusions, irony, symbolism, and other "tools" in a story to identify key points and their contribution to the author's overall message.

    After you've worked on the story for so long, you should start to get a sense of its major themes, the big ideas that authors comment on throughout the work. Common themes are good vs. evil, human nature, religion, social structure, authority, coming-of-age, human rights, and so on. Books typically deal with multiple themes, some more obvious than others.

    Once you complete the analysis, develop a thesis that makes an arguable claim about the text — like "wtf?" — and post it on Goodreads.

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    #13

    The Catcher In The Rye

    The Catcher In The Rye

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    Dash Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Catcher in the Rye! The only book that I have read at least five times. Heck, the only novel that i have read more than twice.

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    #14

    A Brief History Of Time, By Stephen Hawking

    A Brief History Of Time, By Stephen Hawking

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    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a non-physicist I actually enjoyed reading this book because Hawking managed to simplify the main theories and make them understandable. Of course if you don't care about time, space, quantum stuff and relativity theories, it must be a pain in the butt...

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    #15

    The Old Man And The Sea

    The Old Man And The Sea

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    Miss Cris
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another boring book responsible of all teenagers hating reading. Teachers, parents, people, if you want them to read, make them read good books, not shıt. What did you expect?

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    #16

    Freud, Introductory Lectures On Psychoanalysis

    Freud, Introductory Lectures On Psychoanalysis

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    grey galah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...because sometimes a cigar ISN'T a cigar...

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    #17

    Žižek, The Sublime Object Of Ideology

    Žižek, The Sublime Object Of Ideology

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    Hate Lvls 1, 2 & 3 The Great Gatsby

    Hate Lvls 1, 2 & 3 The Great Gatsby

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    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. I summarize this book, along with War and Peace, as 'Stupid people doing stupid things'

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    #19

    Danielewski, House Of Leaves

    Danielewski, House Of Leaves

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    Foucault, Madness & Civilization

    Foucault, Madness & Civilization

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    #21

    Dostoevsky, Notes From Underground

    Dostoevsky, Notes From Underground

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So.... basically.... the comment section of any "serious" article on social media ♡

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    #22

    Herbert Marcuse, "One-Dimensional Man: Studies In The Ideology Of Advanced Industrial Society"

    Herbert Marcuse, "One-Dimensional Man: Studies In The Ideology Of Advanced Industrial Society"

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wasn't this the one written by the terrorist or something

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    #23

    The Gay Science

    The Gay Science

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    Rando
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BTW, gay has four meanings: 1. Homosexual 2. Carefree 3. Brightly Coloured 4. Happy

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    #24

    Moby Dick

    Moby Dick

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    Dash Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once read that Moby D**k is the most boring classic novel ever written. This is why I have never attempted to read it.

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    #25

    Kant, Groundwork Of The Metaphysics Of Morals

    Kant, Groundwork Of The Metaphysics Of Morals

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its almost like the book was written 300 years ago and helped kick off an age of enlightenment that allowed us to discuss the very issues he has. Its like saying the Wright Brothers are overrated because their plane only flew 800 feet.

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    #26

    Murakami, 1q84

    Murakami, 1q84

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    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand the reviewer's sentiment. The book starts out like it's the real world, but when it shifts, it's not a lot, but still obvious. One wonders why the main characters don't think anything of it. I liked the book, though. I like stories that are less predictable than usual.

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    #27

    G.w.f. Hegel, "Elements Of The Philosophy Of Right"

    G.w.f. Hegel, "Elements Of The Philosophy Of Right"

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    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't rate Hegel by only reading three pages. Moreover if they're the three first pages. You don't even know what about is the book.

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    #28

    Capital Vol. I

    Capital Vol. I

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    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, but since I am the last king and was unable to find the entrails of the last priest, here I remain.

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    #29

    The Death Of Tragedy (Hamlet)

    The Death Of Tragedy (Hamlet)

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    Thomas Stead
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one guy is left, the dude who is now king of 2 kingdoms due to everyone else being popped off.

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    #30

    The Cloud Of Unknowing

    The Cloud Of Unknowing

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    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blimey - try Margery Kempe. There was someone who needed HRT.

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    #31

    Pamela (By Samuel Richardson)

    Pamela (By Samuel Richardson)

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    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From back in the old days when the rich hot guy trying to rape the poor cute girl, which will then ruin her life and reputation, but "he just has to have her" was a HOT read.... you remember.....back in the old days....

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    #32

    Carl Jung, Man And His Symbols

    Carl Jung, Man And His Symbols

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    grey galah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "the meeting of two people is like a chemical reaction; both are transformed." [paraphrase]. I sometimes think that i carry a part of those people who were important in my life all the time. Not AT the same time, thankfully, but they're there.

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    #33

    Meditations On First Philosophy

    Meditations On First Philosophy

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    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh, I always found Descartes easy to follow... Granted, I am a "Word salad" kinda guy myself, soooo...

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    #34

    We Have Always Lived In The Castle, By Shirley Jackson

    We Have Always Lived In The Castle, By Shirley Jackson

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    Ballard

    Ballard

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    Emma Jolivet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with Christine....... Ballard wasn't that good

    #36

    On Liberty, By John Stuart Mill

    On Liberty, By John Stuart Mill

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    Mimi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would she read it if she doesn’t like philosophy? I’ve never read “On Liberty”, so I can’t say if it’s good or bad, but it seems kind of counter intuitive to read something on a topic that you hate...

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    #37

    Plato, Parmenides

    Plato, Parmenides

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    #38

    Frankenstein

    Frankenstein

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    Nick Land

    Nick Land

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    #40

    St. Augustine, Confessions

    St. Augustine, Confessions

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    Beatrice Multhaupt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very telling how the Pope just abolished the whole concept of ''Limbo'' (the place where good people go who haven't had the good fortune to actually become Christians because they were born B.C.), saying that St.Augustine ''just made that up'' and that it was never part of Catholic doctrine. Like heck. You should have heard my catechism teacher threaten me with hellfire and damnation when I said the whole idea is just garbage. Don't just dump ''Limbo'' but everything else Augustine wrote.

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    #41

    Why Are All The Gravity's Rainbow Negative Book Reviews Sooooo Weird

    Why Are All The Gravity's Rainbow Negative Book Reviews Sooooo Weird

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    Thyamath
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read about 1/6 of Gravity's Rainbow and thought "F this"! The review however is very on point considering the loosely threaded wackyness of the books content (basing on how far I've gotten of course)!

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    #42

    Kant, Critique Of Practical Reason

    Kant, Critique Of Practical Reason

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    I Hate It When Books Have Words

    I Hate It When Books Have Words

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    #45

    Thomas Pynchon, The Crying Of Lot 49

    Thomas Pynchon, The Crying Of Lot 49

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    #46

    The Tractatus

    The Tractatus

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    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree - I seriously wonder whether Russell was just impressed with the dude's money

    #47

    Society Of The Spectacle

    Society Of The Spectacle

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    #48

    Baudrillard's Simulacra & Simulation

    Baudrillard's Simulacra & Simulation

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    #49

    Mother Night

    Mother Night

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    #50

    Sartre, Being And Nothingness

    Sartre, Being And Nothingness

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    #51

    Martin Heidegger, "Being And Time"

    Martin Heidegger, "Being And Time"

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    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heidegger was a menace. You can't read German philosophy after 1450 without knowing about the lives of the men themselves. THEN it all makes sense (i.e. that they were menaces)

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    #52

    We Have Never Been Modern

    We Have Never Been Modern

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    #53

    Emerson, Self-Reliance And Other Essays

    Emerson, Self-Reliance And Other Essays

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    #54

    Bertrand Russell, A History Of Western Philosophy

    Bertrand Russell, A History Of Western Philosophy

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    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not meant to be - it's a (very personal) reaction to the BIG names in philosophy, and an abiding reason not to take academic philosophy seriously

    #55

    Marx, Capital Vol. 2

    Marx, Capital Vol. 2

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    Beatrice Multhaupt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But do go back to vol.1 and read all the statistics on tuberculosis. Fascinating, actually.

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    #57

    Eric Hobsbawm, Age Of Revolutions

    Eric Hobsbawm, Age Of Revolutions

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    Anna McHugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear old Eric - everyone's favourite stinky-overcoat Socialist

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    #58

    Paulo Freire, Pedagogy Of The Oppressed

    Paulo Freire, Pedagogy Of The Oppressed

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    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just the third most cited book in social sciences. "Silly theories" meaning free education and introducing critical thinking in education. Good thing Paul Bard is a genius who knows better. God forbid people should be educated, we wouldn't want them to think. It's do-gooderism.

    #59

    Plato, Complete Works

    Plato, Complete Works

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    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Irrelevant to our times".... quick everyone stop reading anything NOT written in the last decade or so - it's irrelevant to our times! (Crossref Gatsby, Shakespeare, that brilliant comment that To Kill A Mockingbird doesn't work becaus now we have DNA evidence...). That's it, I'm done reading this list.

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    #60

    Burroughs

    Burroughs

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    Luther von Wolfen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even I didn't do enough drugs to think Burroughs was good.

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    #61

    Howard Zinn, A Peoples History Of The United States

    Howard Zinn, A Peoples History Of The United States

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my kid was in 6th grade, he read "Young People's History of the United States", a annotated, illustrated version aimed at his age group. I appreciated that version because that is the right age to start teaching to think critically instead of just accepting facts about the shiny side of history. Its ok to question authority and look behind the curtain to see things like slavery and corruption so we can avoid past errors.

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    #62

    Back With Some More Hobbes

    Back With Some More Hobbes

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    #63

    A Deep Look Inside The Decaying Mind Of An Anti-Communist (What Is To Be Done?)

    A Deep Look Inside The Decaying Mind Of An Anti-Communist (What Is To Be Done?)

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    #64

    Man's Search For Meaning

    Man's Search For Meaning

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    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you want to watch Jordan Peterson, that pseudo intellectual full of bull.

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    #65

    To Kill A Mockingbird

    To Kill A Mockingbird

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    Ninn Kynok 2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Presumably Oliver Twist doesn't work as a condemnation of society because we now have social workers.

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