61 Of The Weirdest Children’s Books Ever

I actually remember seeing this game in a book as a kid. Shame sick adult humour has spoiled this.

Ahahahahhaha, way to teach your children

chocolate?

I actually think this is very good as it shows the relationship between a human's bones and those of a horse in a very understandable way.

Has this never crossed anyone's mind???? Lol,

Is it me or does it look like...no, I must imagine things... =D

Moooom! He's freaking me out!

Is it a coincidence that a character named D**k is holding a piece of sausage?

Go to Thailand! (and it rhymes).

looks like "a" is out of place here

If you say that one more time, I'll break your nose...

Not a kid's book. Jeffrey Brown, cartoonist. Author of "Clumsy", "Little Things", "Funny Misshapen Body", etc...

Sounds like a script from Southpark.

This is Tom Green playing a game

When my sons were three or so, they'd come up behind me while I was washing dishes, stick their heads under the back of my t-shirt, and tell me I had a tail. I'd then say I'd wash my tail in ginger ale. The older one would run away in mock terror; the younger would impatiently say, "aren't you gonna wash me in ginger ale?" They both came up with the same thing nine years apart. But, as for poop...

lol

biggiest poopiest toiletiest

..Oh c**p.

"not knowing when to stop".... mmm...ok... thanks lions! :D

Really??? No one??????? ..... And they forgot to color in between the kids legs, #Fail

Psst, let's go to the chemistry room!

Yes people, we do it from backstage.

And this, on my right, is my wife... well, 'was'...

This isn't a children's book.

I can't tell which broke the brick... The foot or the scary noxious, green gas. Bwahaha!

Are they gang raping the sleeping turtle? I'm so confused

Its a girl Elephant!

NOW!!

Thank God there is no illustration!

I love the looks on the other animals' faces

beware....

Exactly

Reminded me of Shaving Ryan.

Do apples poop?

They probably were.

Unplug me!

HUH?!?!

Aww, someone is enjoying it hardcore! XD

I don't see what the problem is.

George is going to end up on an episode of "Forensic Files"...or a Lifetime Network made-for-tv movie.

The Owl and the Pussycat, Edward Lear. Don't think we need to go rewriting classic literature just because some of us have dirty minds :-)

This is, again, a book intended for adults. Not children. Samuel L Jackson does the audio book! :D

Because mommy has mental issues love or a dysfunctional marriage and was aiming to poison your dad

Well, no, Jeanne, a horse with a broken leg is suppressed because there's no way it can't heal, it's an act of mercy

I remember this book from when I was a child! I loved Richard Scarry books!

Isn't that cannibalism?

I shot that there horse, and he kept goin'. I jumped off a building and he kept on trotten. Then he bucked me off and killed me

LOOK AT THE KID HES GOING TO KILL US ALL!!!

"Hats are troublesome..."

Shock..Shocker?

it's a fanfic

good thing they said "bird"

This kind of looks like Donald Trump. Kind of =D

I wouldn't say it's a typical Russian book for kids. It's the only one I've see in such military style. Except the books about war maybe.

A Silicone and Schuster Book! Hahaha!

If you consider "pika" is homophone for "d**k" in Brazilian Portuguese, this is exceptionally funny hahahaha

Is that actually about menstruation?

This actually seems helpful for girls who just got there's

That's the one Joey reads for Emma's birthday in Friends :D

the a**s is the end of the large intestine. Not somebody's penis.

Because of the swastika?