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You can get away with a sloppy handshake but with a carelessly built house? Not so much. Eventually, its qualities will deteriorate to the point when the only thing holding it together is pure luck. And you better call in the construction engineers before that runs out, too.

Alpha Structural, Inc. presents itself as the only company in Los Angeles County licensed to engineer and build any type of foundation or hillside repair. For its 25th birthday, the organization has decided to share some of the craziest structural construction fails they've found over the years, making many internet users question the sanity of some contractors. "Besides having a stellar reputation, we're called out to inspect and propose solutions to many structural issues," a spokesperson of Alpha Structural, In. told Bored Panda. "Specializing in advanced hillside foundation repair methods we mainly are called to inspect when there are issues such as sloping floors, failed retaining walls, etc."

"A very common engineering fail we see is mid-century hillside homes that are sinking. They were often built with shallow footings that are prone to sink over time. Additionally, there is a lot of expansive soil in Los Angeles which, due to its high clay content, expands and contracts. This leads to corners or sides of a home that sink."

Since the company has already inspected tens of thousands of properties, it's hard to catch its engineers off guard. "I would say we're more likely to be surprised by what's under the home than the structure itself! Although, while we are not alarmist in any way, every once in a while we will come across a structure that we are surprised is still standing."

According to Alpha Structural, Inc., everyone living in the area can take measures to make their building a safe place. "We always recommend earthquake retrofitting your home," they added. "It's no surprise seismic activity is prevalent in Los Angeles, so taking the time to retrofit your home is key. Also, most foundation problems are caused because of no drainage, or poor drainage around the home. The most cost-effective solution to preserve your foundation is to make sure your yard slopes away from the structure and that your gutters and downspouts are cleaned and route the water away.

However, it's easy to get carried away. "People tend to overreact when it comes to their home. Things such as hairline cracks and minor sticking of doors can cause quite a panic in most homeowners. Plenty of information about our services can be found on our website!"

Continue scrolling to check out what epic fails these guys find daily and upvote your favorite entries!

More info: alphastructural.com | Facebook

#1

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Everything is code when there is no code. (Not in LA)

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Aaron Kara
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet the building inspector gets 'tired' of this kind of s**t...

Last Hurrah
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet the inspector was wheely tired of it!

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Cat on a bike
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

new defiinition of bouncy house

Lilla Ontherun
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7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it earthquake-proof or not?

Max L.
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

quakesafe to say the least

MauKini
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if this is helpfull in the event of an earthquake?

Andrew Korvin
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My thoughts exactly... lots of 'flex' - and you could adjust the flex by filling the tires with sand. 3rd world engineering is awesome

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Phoebes
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha!! Even the stairs are made from tires!!

Abhisek Chakraborty
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Earthquake prone area? No problem. Use buffers!

Michelle Carlson
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, that's kind of ingenious. If they've been filled with dirt in the middle or concrete, seems like it could be pretty solid. I also like the stairs built out of them.

Basil
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

DO NOT DO THIS. YOU WILL DIE. Just in case you needed to hear that for a second there. :)

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    #2

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    They missed...

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    Aaron Kara
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't just miss, they missed with consistency

    Janet Clarke
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were probably so happy the nails went in so easily.

    Last Hurrah
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must have got board with it.

    Amazon QT
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn’t “nail it”!!! Maybe next time?

    Greg Mott
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s actually just to prevent the support beam from moving back-n-forth...🤨

    Jonathan Kline
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey at least you know it won't shift to the right

    I dunno lmao
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hit or miss....I guess they always miss huh..

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    #3

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    YES, this is a real skull & YES it was called in to the police and YES it was confirmed by a detective coroner.

    While doing a real estate inspection in the valley, one of our assessors came across the above skull. It was said to be found in Peru by the previous owners. Apparently, they brought it back in their luggage when returning from their vacation in Peru. Why they would do this is beyond me.

    This was later confirmed by the sellers of the property that it was in fact brought back over to the states from Peru. The skull, which was studied by the coroner, was roughly 1,000 years old. This is by far one of the craziest things we've seen doing foundation inspections in Los Angeles.

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow. the scary part (if is true) is that it traveled in someone's luggage all the way from Peru and TSA did nothing about it.

    Aunt Messy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knows when they did it? It could have been long before any of the current system existed.

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    Bonnie Blue Bird
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find this sad and disrespectful.

    TheReader19
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally agree why someone thinks other people or cultures are less than theirs is beyond me

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    Brigitta Swart
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sad part is they took someone out of their country into a strange place

    Analyn Lahr
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Why did they leave it behind when they moved? 2. WHY THE HELL DID THEY TAKE IT FROM PERU IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

    Ellis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They took it just to leave it. A human skull. That was a person once.

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    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how horror movies start.

    kathryn stretton
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that original hair attached? Creepy

    Blue Cicada
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it is not practical or possible return the remains to Peru, the skull should be respectfully stored and eventually interred.

    Johnnee
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they arranged a return to Peru

    fruit_panda
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did it end up in the foundation? You'd think if you took the trouble to smuggle a human skull in your luggage you'd bother to keep track of it...

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    #4

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    This was taken during one of our structural inspections in North Hollywood. It's gonna take a little more than duct tape to fix this one.

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    Phoebes
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If duct tape doesn't fix it, you just aren't using enough". ~Dwayne Johnson

    Last Hurrah
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The house was divided during divorce proceedings.

    Aunt Messy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a tear down.

    FatBaby
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember all those times your mom says your bedroom looks like a tornado went through it....this is one of those times

    Ginge
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might need to get the Ghostbusters in!

    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blu-tack mate, sort it right out

    Randy Dhuyvetter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duct tape will fix anything if you use enough of it.

    Ellis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duct tape? You’re gonna need a sledge hammer for this one

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    #5

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    Now, I forgot the term for these, but basically it's a massive hole/well that was about a meter under the concrete footing. The owner had no idea this was here. Must have been there for decades.

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    Aaron Kara
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, this is where I keep my evil spirits

    Pumbaa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put glass over it and give the creeps to your guests at dinner.

    criminalgirl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a very-well built well. Well I never....

    Gerry Higgins
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the term is a well. Test to see if the water's clean. Fresh spring water on tap!

    Jordan Carr
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its a cesspool for a septic system.

    MauKini
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    na.. thats Charlie Harpers home with Rose. You know in the brand-new house in Sherman Oaks-- the good part, south of the boulevard?

    Lomion
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something like this may be found in opening credits of horror movies...

    Anita Maguadog
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, well, well....what do we have here.

    Candice Ravel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen that movie - f**k that s**t, I'm out!

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    #6

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    And they were wondering why their floors were sagging.

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    Aaron Kara
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I need to check under my house for this kind of shoddiness?

    Greg Mott
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Duh! That block of wood needs another nail in it!🙄

    M O'Connell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would have been fine if the first guy poured the spread footing in the right place...

    Slune
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder they didn't use a cupcake

    Deneille Smith
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a failure that's art in the style of Pisa

    Jess De La Souza
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would NOT want to be the one under that structure taking that picture....imagine...

    Paul Longenecker
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah the house doesn't need to be level , right ?

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    #7

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    During an inspection, one of our assessors found this beauty. A wall created entirely out of concrete filled washing machines.

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    Bob Beltcher
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How convenient. Just dump in the ingredients and set to wash. The concert mixes itself.

    Bonnie Blue Bird
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol ... so this is why people save dead washing machines :P

    M O'Connell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So long as it was approved by a landscape architect (or did not exceed 48" in rise) it's technically fine :)

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    #8

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    And there goes the other half of your house

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    Rich Auntie Skeleton
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    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember seeing an episode of Hoarders where a guy had a house like this. He had so much junk in his attic and the weight of it was all being held up by one sagging beam. One book falling over would have bought his whole house crashing down on him. God it was sad.

    Bob Beltcher
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad in Houston all the house are built on slabs.

    Barbara Cooke
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. They might crack but the house doesn't fall in half

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    Donna Reynolds
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a little crack. No worries.

    M O'Connell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blame for this falls squarely on the original builder for using such a poorly-suited piece of timber as structural member. At least it would have been much worse if the beam were flipped 180 degrees. This wouldn't be too horrible to fix.

    Andrea Delden
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter and her husband had a house built. After it was built and before signing the final papers she had an inspector come in ...everyone thought she was crazy...it’s a new house! Well that saved them thousands of dollars. There was no flashing around the chimney. They live near Halifax on the east coast; they could have had leaks in the attic for years before the ceiling showed damage. The warranty would have been long gone!

    Andrea Delden
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There were other problems as well but that’s the one that really made me shake my head.

    Lou Herout
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you ran out of there at full speed

    Basil
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to have nightmares tonight from this picture.

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    #9

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    A car jack perhaps?

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    Don Flynn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a bottle jack which are commonly used to temporarily level structures

    M O'Connell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You cannot leave a structure supported by nothing more than a hydraulic check-valve. Only a screw-type jack would be suitable for this purpose. Clearly someone forgot to think ahead and put their temporary jack on a temporary footing, now they have no way to put the permanent one in place.

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    Jilltdcatlady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The jack is on boards that are skewed to the edge. What is keeping it from shooting out like the first bite of a manwich?

    Kristy P
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this is fully jacked up.

    Donna Reynolds
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Repairs compliments of the 3 Stooges.

    DE Ray
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually how you go about leveling floors in a pier-and-beam house - use a bottle jack to raise one portion of the floor to level, place proper structural supports, move to the next low area and jack that up. Obviously, somebody started but didn't finish the job.

    Amazon QT
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should only use a car-jack to Jack-up a house to fix foundation issues, never to keep the house up.

    Meghan Hibicke
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replacing the failing support structure from #6

    sharron lynn parsons
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is unbelievable, more like a joke !!!

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    #10

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    "I have sagging floors" And this is why.

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    Cat on a bike
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the floor was lava and then there was none...

    Pan Narrans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing a guy with a hammer can't fix.

    c Fuller
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've fixed a few this bad.

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    #11

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    This is something you don't see every day: A colony of bees/hornets/wasps, have created a honeycombed nest on the carcass of a dead animal and it became the perfect online content. Nasty.

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    Aaron Kara
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thank you, or 'nope' for short

    Jilltdcatlady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had enough internet for today. I'm off to rinse my eyes with bleach.

    Piku
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was eating something... Nd now i won't be able to eat anything... Thanks

    bob
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bloody hell, I didn't need to see that...

    yikes
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trypophobia has left the chat

    Red
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no thanks. nope. no. im good. bye.

    otaku fox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's 1 on my current nope list.

    ispeak catanese
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    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not eat the local honey in this area. *hurls*

    JV
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must have smelled real bad, and no one noticed? Eeeew

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    #12

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    This is a foundation made up of river rock, some sort of hardened mortar and the tears of the contractors who did it. Also, I see a rhino!

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    LOttawa
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the contractor was also an artist... it's the only way I can explain the rhino

    Jilltdcatlady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a fossilized mother giant salamander guarding her eggs.

    Kenny Kulbiski
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was pretty common way back when. It worked most of the time.

    M O'Connell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rubblestone makes up the foundations of most 19th century homes.

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    Last Hurrah
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's missing eye of newt and toe of frog.

    Thomas Turnbull
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw the Rhino first then the rest at first I thought it was a fossilised rhino.

    FatBaby
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either I'm blind or y'all are delusional...I see no rhino

    Pretty Pangolin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's facing to the left…the curved, light-gray area is his chin.

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    Merps
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, I see a rhino 😂😂😂😂

    Naomi Armitage
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...the tears of the contractors..." Or their blood...

    Jeff Christensen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a caveman did this it would be world news.

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    #13

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    This is a very interesting view from a basement window. It's actually located in a shower and you can see the critters moving around in the dirt. Hope you like bugs!

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    otaku fox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just saying, that's actually kind of cool.

    Elizabeth
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can be if someone intentionally wanted this and sealed the installation properly.

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    Dowbo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually pretty cool, in what would otherwise be a boring shower!

    Pan Narrans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least those bugs know how to build a safe structure...

    Max L.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if the owner told you he's having an old friend for dinner, run.

    Donna Reynolds
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like those ant farms we had as kids.

    Jilltdcatlady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a giant ant farm or a human exhibit for bugs?

    Jace
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is that a structural concern?

    Molly Block
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like a serial killer's shower for his 'guest.'

    Cathleen Morris
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the controls here are: HOT, COLD and BUG SPRAY ...”

    Mr. Re-in-act-ment
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, critters or giant ant thingy were you look at ants like, idk what the name is

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    #14

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    It may seem as if this is a photo was taken at an angle, but I assure you, it was perfectly straight. The floors are just sloping down a good 6 inches from the middle of the home.

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    Jilltdcatlady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't need to be drunk to bounce from wall to wall trying to get to the toilet.

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    Robert Wiersema
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes it easy to find your marbles.

    TheKnightOwl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger I used to rent a house like that. It had a central stump in the middle of the house, and the floor sloped downwards in every direction from that point. It looked like a hill. My friends affectionally named it [insert real name here] mountain. Good times.

    Pretty Pangolin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's also a heck of a gap under that door, even with the doorsill.

    Jason Apolinario
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They based the house design from the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

    Wij
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no cracks? i say b******t.

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    #15

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    Nothing is worse than coming across a massive gas pipe while excavation. It wasn't on the initial plans.

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    Taryn Wallace
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they put a bright red one in so you knew to stop before hitting it? Idk I'm trying to find something good and it's very hard to do!!!

    Kjorn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can't wait to see what would be happen when they'll pour concret over it

    Alexandru Bucur
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, wait, wait. So they dug down, found the gas pipe and the best idea they had was to just keep going and put the rebar in AROUND it? What were these guys thinking? At least they called you guys before they actually started pouring the concrete...

    Phoebes
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, I get the rebar cage to protect the line initially, but then it just loses ALL protection there at the end?!?

    Pumbaa
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think thats a new foundation and they just included the gas pipe.

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    Liesa Yopp
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are so lucky you didn't hit that. It would have been the worse day of your life.

    MysticalMan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope they didn't pour the concrete.

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    #16

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    Though these jacks are pretty common...they should never be used as a permanent pier. Unless secured with duct tape of course.

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    Naomi Armitage
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the Force: It has a light side, a dark side, and holds the universe together.

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    Sage Jay
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    time to buy F l e x T a p e for all your F l e x i n g N e e d s

    Eric Lafleur
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, aren't screw jacks less expensive?

    Zet
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i seriously don't get why Americans build their houses like this... never came across a "normal" house here in Switzerland that was build with jacks and poles in the fundaments like these houses here... we have sturdy bunkers under our houses...;D

    ispeak catanese
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tiny srip of caution tape is a nice touch.

    Magpie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used similar jacks while repairing my house, but only as * temporary* to get it all level. Then replaced the stumps. smh

    M O'Connell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the 'handyman' realized how much cheaper structural screw-jacks are than hydraulic ones...

    Connor Johnson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duct tape fixes everything and anything.

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    #17

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    This is an abandoned home in East Los Angeles. I don't want to get too technical on this, but not even the homeless would want to set up shop in there.

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    Sing LeDad
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can be yours for $1.6 million

    Donald Pelton
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering the angled layers in the cutaway, that whole slope could slide.

    M O'Connell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't. The footings were poured directly onto bedrock. It would be very difficult to get a stronger foundation than this.

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    Pan Narrans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.

    sharron lynn parsons
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, it's unlikely they would risk their life !!!

    Elizabeth Butler
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly some of these cliff hangers will burn up in a wildfire before they fall down the cliff

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    #18

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    This is one of the craziest structural fails I've ever seen. No re-bar, not bolted, settling 2 ft and it's on sand...Just wow!

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    Alexandru Bucur
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. A truss girder made entirely from two-by-fours and nails. I wouldn't trust this to hold up a lemonade stand, let alone a house...

    Douglas Campbell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly what's under the floors of my apartment in Long Beach CA

    Wings
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol talk about a bible story Xzd

    sharron lynn parsons
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If people did live their, they were desperate so tried to make it livable !!!

    Amazon QT
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could there BE any more violations on this foundation.

    c Fuller
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the whole thing relies on a mechanical fastener (nails) not much bigger than a toothpick.

    Lisa J
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What...what am I looking at?

    Tambot
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The land was a great "deal"

    A Rey
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The foolish man built his house upon the sand, the foolish man built his house upon the sand..."

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    #19

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    Yeah...that's not legal.

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    Aaron Kara
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain feels funny looking at this

    Abhilasha Kushwaha
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know right... I kept tilting my screen to find a good angle that would make sense. Lol.

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    Chicago Kitty
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lawn chairs crack me up! Who needs a patio, let's just plop down on that area where our house is sliding away.

    Jilltdcatlady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did M.C. Escher draw up these plans?

    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is horizontal??

    sharron lynn parsons
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of what I have seen would be legal !!!

    okpkpkp
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't sit on the deck nor under it.

    Deneille Smith
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I bet these inspectors are just amazed by people on a daily hahaha this is not legal !! lmbo

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    #20

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    A soft-story can be described as multi-level structure built with a first floor that is much less rigid (soft) than the floors above, such as in an apartment with tuck under parking. This is a cause for concern, for when an earthquake hits, the existing columns do not have the strength to protect against the sideways movement that can occur.

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    Michelle Carlson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like you could hit it with a hammer and the whole thing would come down.

    Misterscooter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks more like San Francisco after the 1989 earthquake.

    Rob Chapman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This pic is taken directly from the Wikipedia article on the 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake. Capture-5b...d9-png.jpg Capture-5be3cfac596d9-png.jpg

    Pan Narrans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we've seen the solution higher up: start exchanging the pilars with tyres. But don't forget to duct tape the lot together to protect from lateral movement...

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey, we're getting ready to move from the third floor to the second!

    Thomas Ewing
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an earthquake DID hit it!

    Alexandru Bucur
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this from the 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake? I'm pretty sure I've seen this image before.

    M O'Connell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not really how a soft-story works. In the modern context, the first floor is built to allow the ground to move beneath the structure, not allowing the earthquake to impart inertia on the upper floors. Flexible steel bracing draws the walls back into plumb after the shaking stops. Damage is usually confined to wall-finishings. This older building suffered because of a lack of sheer-bracing in the garage areas. In fact, most garages have this problem because you cannot have any shear bracing on the door-side.

    #lazy Panda
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't walk anywhere near that

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    #21

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    This is actually the door leading to Narnia. It just so happens that it's under a house in Pasadena, CA.

    Seriously though, they used this as a sort of "shear wall" for additional strength. Again, an obvious DIY job.

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    Amazon QT
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was the door to the front entrance... now there’s nothing stopping all the good energy from flowing into this house.

    c Fuller
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and a total waste of an historic door in perfect shape! idiots!

    Pretty Pangolin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are people thinking…? Of course, I guess that applies to all these pix.

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    #22

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    May not look like much, but a single toddler jumps and that set of stairs and deck come down.

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    Dian Ella Lillie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cantilevered beams are a valid engineering structural element, but when the end is exposed to the elements rather than being enclosed by cladding it's a recipe for eventual failure. The beam does need to be structuraly sound though, and this looks to not meet the standard...

    Johnny Magumbo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The miraculous deck! Jesus's caulk work, no doubt.

    M O'Connell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cantilevers are used for things like this all the time. The builder should have rejected a piece of lumber with such an obvious sap-pocket. Also, judging by the windows. this house was likely built in the 1950s or 1960s, and 50-60 years is also an acceptable lifespan for exposed structural elements like this one.

    Slune
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it built by professionals or hobby constructer?

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    #23

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    This is a first

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    Ginge
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it? Bags of concrete?

    Amazon QT
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I hear is the Lion King theme song in the background with Simba being lifted up in the air!

    Efia
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like fossiled dinosaur poop or something. Anyway nothing to build a house on :D

    Cathleen Morris
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    JENGA with bags of cement — contractor style!

    #24

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    Not in terrible condition but I really want to kick it in.

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    Hendra Lim
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and lot's of consistently missed nails

    Pan Narrans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does that concrete block crumble in the first place?

    sharron lynn parsons
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think this is not in terrible condition, do not shop for a house alone !!!

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    #25

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    It's simple, the floor is actually a balloon. Prepare to fly.

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    Hamlets twin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Install a wall drain and cleaning the floor becomes a snap!

    J
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn,that was a nice floor

    Pretty Pangolin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last place I lived, there was a big hill in the floor where the building had sagged around the chimney. 2-3 inches easily. The movers couldn't believe it.

    earringnut
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just for my edification, how?

    M O'Connell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The home is likely built on a concrete slab overlaid with subflooring to which the strip-oak is nailed. The slab has a massive crack in it, which very slowly over time bent the flooring as one half settled.

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    #26

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    The fact that almost all of the post & piers were like this is concerning!

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    Pan Narrans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That only confirms my suspision that we are dealing with magic carpet dealers!

    M O'Connell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it means that the structural member they were supposed to be supporting was actually fine on its own.

    sharron lynn parsons
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Concerning you say, oh really, that's an understatement !!!

    Cathleen Morris
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Concerning?!?! I’m “concerned” if the bus is late, or if I misplace my phone .... If my house is siting on no visible support, I’m waaaaay past it being “concerning”!

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    #27

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    This is what happens when wood touches dirt over a long period of time. It soaks up water and rots.

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    RaroaRaroa
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fact anyone knows, surely. How do these places get built in the first place?

    Catherine Spencer-Mills
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had to deal with a similar problem. The soil was stable, so at least it wasn't subsiding as well. No inspection, sold on contract with owner - because it wouldn't have passed, so it was cheap to buy. The wood sill was placed directly on the concrete foundation so, yeah, it rotted and halfway up the wall. It was fixable, but a lot of stinking work. And the building inspector paid frequent visits during the process. The house was two cabins placed on site in the 60s. The city had building codes at the time but no inspector. Why government and inspections and penalties for non-compliance are necessary.

    Cathleen Morris
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gollum would move into this place in a heartbeat 💗

    #28

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    So from here we see there is a slope starting from the right and going 15 feet to left.
    After peeling back the carpet, we discovered a massive slab crack. To the right of the crack we see another crack that's been patched. The left side of the house was completely sinking a total of 18 inches from the point of the crack. One of the worst slab conditions we've seen so far in LA.

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    Jhoa
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that a room you can just craw in? or is that a door, not a window? the proportions are messing with my head..

    c Fuller
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should eat on the deck of the Gristmill restaurant in Gruene Texas, its got massive 10 x 10's set on small concrete pads on exposed caliche on the river bank. it moves about 18" a year sliding downhill. The whole deck is held together with guy wires. It will take a massive accident before the city will cross the drug dealer who owns it, and demand a competent rebuild

    Cathleen Morris
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It say it’s a combination of stress and crack ... The builder was under lots of the first and using the later.

    Basil
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is such a strange room. Can't decide if I love it or hate it.

    J
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dealt with "Yazoo" clay in this area when doing REO work. Looks alot like our homes

    #29

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    Stay hydrated my friends...

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    Ginge
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    otherwise your head might fall off...?

    Slune
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some ways I like it, the color and the pattern looks so fashionable

    Hayley Lightcap
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a frog with a middle finger for a head

    Raeya Petersen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain what this is

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    #30

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    Let's just say it's a little over-engineered.

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    Phoebes
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know...I bet you don't see in cracks in any of THOSE floors!

    Skink Dog
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In theory if it's in an earthquake zone they can also be too rigid.

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    Jilltdcatlady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Owner must have watched too many episodes of Holmes on Homes!

    Johnny Magumbo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, plenty of room for a couple more bolts.

    Pan Narrans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll use what you have, plain common sense.

    RaroaRaroa
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what's going on here, but I would think they drilled out so much wood to put in the huge bolts, that the wood no longer has any real strength.

    Magpie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bottom of the column on the right worries me.

    Fbomb
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been built by a German.

    #31

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    This patio above the garage had a little water intrusion...

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    Biana Weatherford
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why was this inspected? For insurance purposes? So they could get a demolition permit?

    John Bennick
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worries. A little indoor/outdoor carpet should fix that right up.

    Pan39
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k this s**t I’m out

    #32

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    They might want to add a "Do not park next to this obviously failing retaining wall because it might fall on your car in the night and we're not paying for it" sign.

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    Donald Pelton
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a parking lot on West Colorado Avenue in Colorado Springs where a wall had been built at the bottom of a hill like this. It gave way, and buried a car.

    Pretty Pangolin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joggers go a little faster when they pass this monstrosity...

    Carol Emory
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to a wall in Seattle in the Rainier district. It's usually the result of an inept developer that thinks removing all the trees on a hill is a great way to give people a view of Lake Washington. Yeah..those trees are holding the hill in place buddy.

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    #33

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    This is a disaster waiting to happen. A large area of the back patio is basically floating on this hillside. Also, you can clearly see my finger in the frame.

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    Hendra Lim
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's still there because of the tree roots is holding it, PRAISE MOTHER NATURE!

    Mike
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the soil that was there originally was washed away. CURSE MOTHER NATURE!

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    #34

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    The issue is....all of it

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    Slune
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never promised you a rose garden?.....

    Sonya Jersey
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    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the fact that you can't see through the door! ...

    Johnny Magumbo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You made it down. Looks like they work to me.

    #35

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    The columns on the side are fine, but the middle one...it's game over

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    Pumbaa
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe thats why there are two others/new ones?

    M O'Connell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, the new columns were sistered to the old to keep everything together.

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    Slune
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was Rusty the dog's pee pillar. The dog is old now.......

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    #36

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    During an inspection in Los Angeles, we came across this brittle, failing foundation made of brick. The mortar simply fell right off of the brick in a dust waterfall. An earthquake would more than likely demolish this home.

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    Ginge
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ballsy move playing jenga underneath a house, don't think i'd fancy being under there..

    LuckyPineapple
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the Big Bad Wolf’s dream!!

    Dian Ella Lillie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens when lime mortar is used and there is no damp course beneath to prevent the rise of salt-laden moisture. The water wicks up through the mortar and when it evaporates the salt crystalises in the matrix of the mortar and breaks it up. It can also happen if the lime is not properly burned/rehydrated, or if it is partially re-carbonated (ie, 'set') before use. Similar things can happen with cement.

    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you shouldn't touch it

    Deneille Smith
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His last words, "Here hold my phone and watch this",....... :(

    Dian Ella Lillie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wall has to be rebuilt, with a damp-course beneath and with fresh lime/cement mortar. The one good thing about this is that the bricks are easy to clean and can be re-used!

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    Post that's barely resting upon a concrete pier. This one is undermined and probably one good shake away from collapsing.

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    #38

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    It's a bucket filled with sand, not concrete, used as a concrete pier. Code? Nope. Aesthetic? Nope. Funny? Yep.

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    Meghan Turnis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are these all in California? How do they not all just slide into the ocean?

    M O'Connell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps it was a shade-tree engineer's attempt at vibration isolation.

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    #39

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    This speaks for itself. If you're wondering about the filter, I lost the original. All I have is our Instagram photo.

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    Jilltdcatlady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fill it with Great Stuff for wide gaps, paint it, and call it a feature.

    MauKini
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks nice somehow. I love the car in the background. It gives it a really nice touch!

    #40

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    Nature will find it's way. (Ficus Tree Root)

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    Hendra Lim
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    again, PRAISE MOTHER NATURE!!!

    LA Juice
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the ficus and the Bougainvillea will take over.

    #41

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    Let's play a game of Jenga in the back yard.

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    Pan Narrans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this build to keep an inpending landslide out?

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's more of a decorative motif, if you like a motley pile of c**p from the dump.

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    #42

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    A big concrete block, random wood members and plywood. That should do.

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    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's way better built up tan some other foundations shown here...

    Cathleen Morris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All we need now is a family of hungry termites ...

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    #43

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    Did a structural assessment for this home and the lady was wondering why her home was sloping 7 inches. Some classic LA settlement.

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    Ginge
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the house is about to take off! How many balloons do they have on the roof?

    #44

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    The roots basically said F**K YOU and broke the wall with ease.

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    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If even, it's Ta Prohm in Angkor, but it is NOT Angkor Wat. Get your facts straight.

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    Cathleen Morris
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never argue with your mother or Mother Nature. In the end, they both win or are right ...

    #45

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    This was a very interesting hillside home that was sliding down the hill. They needed an engineered wall to keep the house from cracking down the slope.

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    Jon Payne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The driveway keeps getting longer though.

    Coleen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it’s going down the slope, why do they care if it cracks?

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks to me like they need a moving van instead. Head on out!

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    #46

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    This one is subtle but the property is shifting like crazy! The back wall is bowing quite a bit and in the top right, where the stilts connect to the overhang, you can see the waviness of the connections and how unstable it really is.

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    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they have building codes in LA?

    Deneille Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but some of LA looks like a developing country with a low GDP

    Cathleen Morris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Building Code of L.A Rule #1: if you build it your way, you might die and your house is probably going to fall down. Rule #2: DON’T call us. We can’t fix stupid things you did,10-40 years later.

    #47

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    A few more inches down and that would have made a nice half-pipe for skateboarding. Image below shows the cause of this dip!

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    M O'Connell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not weird that they built a brick patio on top of a wooden deck?

    Jilltdcatlady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oy, so the bricks aren't "with the lay of the land".

    #48

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    This was found under a house. Somebody undermined the entire footing then stopped the excavation and left.

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    M O'Connell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something a dog would do.

    Trav May
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you hire Scooby-Doo, then he eats some Scooby snacks. cvl53-5be3...c9f309.jpg cvl53-5be3b85c9f309.jpg

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    Cathleen Morris
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a badger ... They are diggers from hell! So are armadillos! (And they both live in CA!)

    Candice Ravel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops, wrong house. No one will notice.

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    #49

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    This is a sump pump. It should be isolated in a plastic or concrete basin to collect water. This was installed into dirt. Fail.

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    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knowing sump pumps don't like mud, how often do they have to replace it?

    Blane Williams
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never lol. It never has to pump anything, the water just goes into the ground under the house.

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    Cindy Johnston
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one under my house is in a hole lined with a plastic tarp or vapor barrier.

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    #50

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    Water was constantly getting into the wall. This is the ugly result!

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called "oxide jacking"

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah, same kind of photos of Genoa pylons, the iron was coming out bare hands.

    #51

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    They did it right in the 1920's.

    Not.

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    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That concrete or whatever it is looks like a monkey head.

    Just saying
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the one all the way in the back on the right side is just floating in the air.

    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the wood looks good though for being so old

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been alright for nearly 100 years, right?

    #52

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    "who goes under a house to steal a wooden block off a pier?"

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    Amazon QT
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy in the background is like “not on your life will I go down there!”

    c Fuller
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    electrician was pissed that it was in his way. He shorted his measurement 2'

    AbbyNormal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey boss, ummm we're one one post short. No problem, remind me after the plumber is done.

    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely there’s something more valuable down there to steal.

    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the ex-husband/wife? (maybe of previous owner) - this would be a sneaky way to create costs..

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    #53

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    Seems that they mixed every piece of rubble after a demolition and made a wall with it.

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    Dian Ella Lillie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem here is not the use of the rubble (which appears to be relatively strong) but a probable insufficient provision of adequate footing.

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    #54

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    "I tried fixing it myself but I thought I'd give the experts a call"

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    Brivid
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people really don't have the money for experts. Many people inherit their parents home and the problems that come with it but no money to fix it.

    Aunt Messy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't afford to fix it, then sell it and let someone else do the work. It's stupid to get sentimental about a house. A house is just a box. Home is where you live.

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    #55

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    A pier with the footing sinking 7 inches down on the right. There were 6 others just like it under this property.

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    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are these made with so little contact? Shouldn’t they be wider where they meet?

    Naomi Armitage
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably started out that way, but the ground was so unstable it just shifted over time.

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    #56

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    Poor drainage, erosion and lack of care

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    #57

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    Just don't stick your hand in there...the house could bite.

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    May Day
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole house is resting on that pipe in there!

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    #58

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    This may look like a cool, industrial ceiling pattern in a DTLA villa, but it's actually water intrusion coming through the cracks above.

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    #59

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    This was a failed retaining wall that we're fixing up. It actually wraps around the front (which you'll see below) and the pressure underneath and farther up the hill caused it to fall over and collapse into the street and into the neighbors yard. What occurred was called a "surcharge" and it's when the pressure from the structure puts too much tension into the surrounding soil that it slowly gets pushed outwards.

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    Scott Lloyd (Sidewinderscott)
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well built wall it stayed in mostly one peace. just badly designed for that location.

    Basil
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly, the land of L.A. resents being made into a city. The whole place is one big haunted burial ground or something.

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    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems like no retaining wall lasts long.

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    #60

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    This is a deck that extended past the garage doors below it. Needless to say, it had some insane wood-rot underneath! In the photo to the right, you can see the once sturdy deck was held together by a massive framing bolt. Now it's free floating.

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    #61

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    This is the side of a home that had awful water damage and wood-rot. The walls were so badly damaged and damp, they began to buckle and burst open, exposing the interior framing and causing the house to sink on one end.

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    #62

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    This is a pretty severe crack in the concrete foundation of a hillside home. Metal strapping is one solution to this, though it's never recommended because the problems will persist and show up again in a few years. Replacing this section would be the correct action.

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    #63

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    You don't have to be an expert to see there's an issue here. The foundation and framing connection (cripple wall) is buckling out toward the driveway. This is causing sloping floors, interior and exterior cracking and sticking doors.

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    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s the solution? Knock the building down?

    Deneille Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any solution will be an expensive solution and it already looks like a slum lord runs the place so probably stay like that until it becomes condemned and sale to $$$ for teardown

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    May Day
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are all those cables doing there???

    #64

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    It's like crawling through broken glass

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    #65

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    Look at that bend!

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    #66

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    A pier made with brick & mortar...No Bueno!

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    #67

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    A spider made this crack it's home and now we can't do the work. We don't want to tear a spider family apart like that.

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    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nab her with a Dixie cup and a piece of cardboard. Out she goes!

    #68

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    I mean, if it works...

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    mhubert10
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if they had placed the bottom CMU block with the holes in a vertical position then ok. In the horizontal position, the CMU has little strength

    #69

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    A missing pier will inevitably cause sagging of the sub-floor.

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    #70

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    Well, it does the job but it's not strapped and it could cause future damage.

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that literally a 4x4 with leftover drywall on both sides?

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    #71

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    This is more of an art piece that was built into the foundation. There's rock, a cinder block, 2x4's and a metal plate, all tied into the foundation. Beautiful, elegant, illegal.

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    Naomi Armitage
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I LOVE this piece, it speaks to me! It's saying, "Disaster imminent."

    #72

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    This is actually a project that we took on and it's almost done. This is a VERY steep hillside up in Hollywood that was collapsing and continuously falling and creating more damage to the hillside. We drilled piles down about 30 feet to bedrock for stabilization and added a new retaining wall system for the upper tier.

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    #73

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    At this point it's not worth repairing. Just replace the foundation.

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    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you do that to an already-standing house?

    Naomi Armitage
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen shows on TV where they actually lift the whole house up, dig around it, replace the foundation, and put the house back down. Something like that happened to a house I pass on the way to work--took less than a year.

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    #74

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    The result of bad water proofing: Spalling Concrete.

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    #75

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    This was the "foundation" of an old school built in the early 1900's. Completely made up of rock and rubble, this would in no way survive an earthquake. We're redoing the entire foundation.

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    Cathleen Morris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can foresee imminent danger in a lot of America’s infrastructure!

    #76

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    This was a massive 30' retaining wall in the back of a few properties. There's nothing really "wrong" with it, other than it's clearly uneven at most points and it seems to have been un-permitted. A pool at the bottom right clearly indicates the real reason the wall is there; cliff diving practice.

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    ispeak catanese
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great idea to buy a home next to a wall retaining a high hill.

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    #77

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    A post that's barely resting upon a concrete pier.

    This one really makes me chuckle because it looks like the feds are using a spotlight to catch a felon (Dasani bottle) on the ledge of a skyscraper.

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    Naomi Armitage
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    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DON'T MOVE! We've got you surrounded!

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    #78

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    This pier has simply given up in life and is allowing the process of earth decomposition to take place.

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    Craig Lee
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The scary thing about a lot of these photos, is the fact that it's not all original and this is sloppy work from homeowners or cheap contractors. This is what happens when homeowners go with the cheapest option sometimes. I'm a contractor in Washington state and have never seen this amount of sloppy construction. I've seen terrible work before, but these are all really bad.

    #79

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    Another large, vertical crack that is displaced. Though it is a newer looking foundation, there was no reinforcement bar and a small earthquake hit the area. Snap.

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    Craig Lee
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is almost worse than crappy DIY or early 1900's construction. Because it's more current it should be done to code.

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    #80

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    Termites and dry rot...unfortunate

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    Scott Lloyd (Sidewinderscott)
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    got to give it to the termites they are a hardworking bunch.

    #81

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    Here's the real damage. A rotating concrete foundation with a complete absence of re-bar (reinforcement steel). Not only is the concrete rotating; it's sinking, cracked on both ends and could easily cause the house to fall at any time.

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    #82

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    The previous contractor filled the whole thing up with rubble...

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    Anne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheap way to get rid of trash without paying for it, I guess..

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    #83

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    This is a ridiculous spalling issue. It's as if they threw in small pieces of re-bar while the concrete was hardening.

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    If you open up a wall and the concrete crumbles out like this...you might have some foundation issues.

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    Cathleen Morris
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might ....!?!!!? “Might have some foundation issues. ....” Surely you jest!

    #85

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    An obvious issue. The foundation and existing wall failing and sliding down the hillside.

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    #86

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    Here, you can see both sides of the property have collapsed and crushed the cars below.

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    Jace
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh. What’s this supposed to look like?

    Cathleen Morris
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cars are UNDER the building ... all supports collapsed.

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    #87

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    This is a look at an 1885 home in Los Angeles. The "posts" are 2x8s with little to no concrete pier to rest on. The brick foundation is crumbling and falling apart more and more every year and needs to be entirely replaced. It's lasted this long, but it wont last for much longer.

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    ispeak catanese
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To my untrained eye it looks much neater than some of the hell holes seen in this post!

    #88

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    Earth wins this battle

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    #89

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    Seems as if it did more damage than not. Those walls are coming out for sure.

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    AbbyNormal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a repeat / different view of #83

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    #90

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    A wall that's trying to change zip codes

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    Brigitta Swart
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the trees are trying to get away

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're planted way too close together. Landscaper wasn't thinking ahead.

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    Jace
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who thought this construction and landscaping would work?

    #91

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    A deteriorating river rock foundation in Pasadena. There's a bunch of those out there and almost all of them need work!

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    #92

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    Burn the house

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    #93

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    What could possibly be wrong with...
    oh..right

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    #94

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    Concrete or dust?

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    #95

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    Somebody is playing Jenga

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    #96

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    Being serious, this is a bad slope issues, mainly due to poor drainage and downspouts pouring right out near the base of the foundation. Caused a lot of wood rot and joists to start bowing.

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    #98

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    This is my favorite of today's post. This is a brick foundation that completely toppled over in the night. We were called out to do emergency shoring (Support lumber) to keep the house from collapsing down. We're adding brand new concrete foundations to both side's of the home. CLOSE CALL!

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    Jace
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    7 years ago

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    Why do people put unnecessary apostrophes into plural words?

    Kimberly Puchniarz
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bc that's what's important, spelling. When STFU, is an entire sentence, they can apostrophe all over the place!!

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    #99

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    That bolt/screw you see is supposed to be holding down the framing into concrete. The concrete foundation has eroded almost completely.

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    #100

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    There were about 7 of these DIY posts under the home. The owners were wondering why the property was sloping so much. This is why!

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    Jace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that mess supposed to accomplish?

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    #101

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    This was an inspection of a soft story building in Los Angeles. These buildings are under a mandatory ordinance for earthquake retrofitting. While on the "discovery period" for this project, it was discovered that there was awful wood-rot and rusting of the bolts and straps.

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    #102

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    The crawl space access is all sorts of ****** up.

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    #103

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    It's cracked on both ends. The mud sill was doubled as a part of a lifting process. It basically did nothing but cause more pressure down.

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    #104

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    A full foundation replacement + Caissons is in order. (Caissons are just steel reinforced concrete shafts going deep into bearing soil)

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    #105

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    Hmm..I wonder why this house was leaning 9"

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    #106

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    It may look somewhat stable..but touching it with a hammer would turn it to dust. Also, the pipe on the ground broke in half when we moved it.

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    #107

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    Wall.exe failed to exist

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    AbbyNormal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being held up by a prayer.

    #108

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    Water intrusion causing some spalling (when water seeps into concrete and oxidizes the re-bar and causes the concrete to break) *breath*

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    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why Roman concrete has been around for millennia: no rebar

    Alexandru Bucur
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, completely different formulation of concrete - the formula for "opus caementicium", the Roman hydraulic concrete, has only been reconstructed a few years ago and it's completely different from our Portland cement based formulations. For example, it incorporates volcanic ash with a high silica content, which reacts with seawater to form calcium silicate hydrate or "tobermorite", which crystalizes inside the concrete mass and seals it against moisture. Portland cement concrete in the same conditions would suffer from carbonatation, a reaction in which the calcium hydroxide (slaked lime) in the cement reacts with carbon dioxide and forms calcium carbonate (calcite or chalk), and this drops the PH enough so that the steel rebar begins to rust. Of course, we don't know yet how Roman concrete would fare if it were reinforced, but, hopefully, better... Also, by now we know how to protect the rebar from rust by coating it, or by using non corrosive materials, etc.

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    #109

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    A poor excuse for a solid foundation. I think you should be concerned when you can fit your arm in the crack..... Don't make jokes, I'm serious.

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    #110

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    Stones and dust holding up a post under a home.

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    #111

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    This homeowner thought it was a good idea to undermine the foundation and put in a few masonry blocks underneath. This was discovered by the city somehow. Tisk tisk. We are doing an entire sister foundation (built-in foundation right next to the existing) and I will be sure to share when we are done.

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    #112

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    Here's a better angle on the photos above. You can see how the mudsil (2x4 bolted to concrete foundation) is cracked in half and coming inward. No good.

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    Jace
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the bolting helped crack the cement.

    #113

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    A crack from hell. This is a displaced and sinking foundation. This crack was probably the result of years and years of seismic movement in the area. (1909 home)

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    #114

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    Displacement in the basement

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    #115

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    That crack in between the tiered stem wall is dropping about 2 inches.

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    #116

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    Industrial concrete building with some bad water intrusion. Caused the steel inside the concrete to rust and break off.

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    #117

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    Straight as a nail.

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    Alexandru Bucur
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if the reference nail is bent, then yes, it it.

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    #118

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    This is a beam. A DIY glulam beam. A glulam beam is laminated peace of wood made up of other layers that are glued together. There's 8 different pieces of lumber all glued together here. Not very stable and definitely not safe.

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    Grumble O'Pug
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn’t they do this on This Old House?

    ispeak catanese
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely that wonky piece of metal on the right will hold it together? Mwa ha ha!

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    #119

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    Gravity will take care of the rest.

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    #120

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    This is a brick retaining wall that has been failing over the past 20 years. It leads right up to the house and would surely turn to dust in the case of an earthquake.

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    Same property except somehow it has gotten worse. It's quite obvious this is a non-permitted area will multiple issues. Brick garden wall is failing, brick and masonry wall is failing, material strewn around the yard, broken irrigation, and a sign that really helps people only in the back yard.

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    #122

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    Sorry for the bad quality photo, but this is a one-story brick warehouse from 1947. The lower half of the brick wall is completely tilted and days away from falling apart.

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    Eliyahu Rooff
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's okay. I wouldn't have wanted to stand close to it to take a photo either.

    #123

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    This is the house equivalent of breaking your femur bone. This is a very large crack in the foundation that is causing some settling, displacement and bowing of the wall above.

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    #124

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    I posted this a while back but recently disappeared from the page. In short, the wall to the left is bowing very badly. Working in that garage would be a dance with the devil. #fails

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    #125

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    A foundation made of rock and an old chimney made of un-reinforced masonry brick. A collapse just waiting to happen.

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    #126

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    This was underneath a 1920's home in East Los Angeles. A black widow's paradise. There was some pretty bad wood rot from an ongoing leak and the property was not seismically retrofitted.

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    #127

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    Occasionally, we go out to a property before we do the work for a 'discovery period" where it is known what is happening but we must find it and expose it for repairs. That was the case with this massive foundation crack. The stucco on the outside was fine, but once it was removed, we found our problem. And for those who I know are going to ask, the crawlspace was inaccessible due to asbestos and minimal working space, that's why it was done from the exterior!

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    #128

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    The owner attempted to shore it up with this tin siding sheet and it didn't do much...

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    #129

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    This was a retaining wall that was leaning roughly 20%. About anything under 10% can be fixed in most cases, but something like this would need to be replaced.

    As you can see at the bottom, the concrete walkway is beginning to displace and sink near the footing of the wall. This causes the weight from above to choose a side to put it's weight down onto. Since there is dirt on the other side, of course the wall starts leaning in, causing this potential wall collapse over the walkway.

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    #130

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    This is the result of an overgrown oak tree that was way too close the structure. It ended up breaking through the wall and foundation of the garage.

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    #131

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    Not sure if you can see this one that well but the piece of wood on the left is horizontal. It's suppose to be upright and attached to that support beam. The floor was sinking a good foot.

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    #132

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    The result of slab jacking 6 inches.

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    #133

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    When water seeps into a hole for so long it starts to take advantage

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    #134

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    I guess you could say it was...pier pressure.

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    #135

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    Yes, that might cause a few issues.

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    #136

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    A railroad-tie retaining wall that was simply not holding up. Efforts were made to "retrofit" the wall but it was only months, if not weeks from failing.

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    #137

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    You can't really see it much in the photo, but the wall to the left is completely bowing inward. It was not bolted and the concrete foundation was sinking in.

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    #138

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    This photo doesn't do it justice but that wooden support girder is tilting a good 2 inches toward the slope. The post it's resting on is leaning outward and sinking back. Replacing that post and re-securing the connections is the way to go. No imminent danger, but that deck could have fallen over time.

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    #139

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    Also posted this about a month ago but was randomly deleted last week and thought I would share it again. This is an exposed, exterior footing on an old 1910 property in LA. The house is basically tilting downward, away from the rest of the property. Displacement with a crack like this is a big problem.

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    #140

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    Don't let the paint fool you, those stones are as unstable as the 1940's stock market. I will be sure to share some undated photos when the job is completed!

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    #141

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    In addition to the knee-high rubble piles, DIY post like this one never suffice for earthquake protection.

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    #142

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    Though the I-beam on the left seems stable, all that is holding up that right side is that little car jack. It seems to be holding up fine but..for how long?

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    #143

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    Here, you can see how badly decayed this wood member is. The bolts are rusting and pretty close to ripping away from the wood.

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    #144

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    Those two bolts in the middle-left of the screen are the only thing securing the walkway/stairs to the bottom structure.

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    #145

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    Luckily the concrete at the top of the stair set is doweled together, but that doesn't make the situation any safer.

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    #146

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    Same property as the above photo, except this one was in the garage.

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    AbbyNormal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the front fork and handlebars of a bicycle embedded in the wall.

    #148

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    This is a retaining wall that has a very odd crack going straight through the center of the masonry blocks. it seems nature has won this battle against man.

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    Pretty Pangolin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homeowner: "I know, I'll plant flowers - that'll fix it."

    #149

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    Large horizontal crack in the foundation. It goes all the way through to the crawlspace area...

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    #150

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    At first glance it just looks like some cracking stucco, but further evaluation shows the entire porch is basically cracked in half and sloping a few inches to the exterior...

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    #151

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    At least the plants are healthy and safe.

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    #152

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    There's almost too much to explain...

    The stairs are crumbling to bits, the wall to the right is, well, not doing so well and it's sinking.

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    #153

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    The wall is being pushed out from the weight of the home. This is commonly referred to as surcharge. Surcharge is basically when the vertical pressure or load of the property over the ground surface causes the earth to be pushed outwards. This has caused the flat-work around the home to bubble and come up. The tree roots don't help.

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    #154

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    This was a home in the hills of Hollywood that was unfortunately at the top of a landslide. The foundation of the home couldn't take the tension that was being created while the hillside went down. This caused the framing/sub-flooring to almost completely collapse.

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    #155

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    Here's another picture of the landslide home in the Hollywood hills. This one gives you a good perspective on the effect the landslide had on the home. Almost all of the post/piers weren't braced and this caused the leaning that you're seeing.

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    #156

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    Chicken wire, tin siding, rocks, bricks and burnt wood... I guess the devil needs a home too.

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    #157

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    These are just some very odd concrete support pillars.

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    #158

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    Yikes! Yeah, that's gonna need some work.

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    #159

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    Eagle Rock hillside has some sketchy stairs and retaining walls.

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    #160

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    A lot of buildings in the 1994 Northridge earthquake simply collapsed, crushing cars and whatever else was unfortunate enough to be caught underneath.

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    I know I wouldn't want to live in a unit that had this as one of the main supports.

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    #162

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    We'll be demoing that whole side of framing and jacking up the stair way. The retrofit will consist of many steel columns and new below-grade beams with steel reinforcement.

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    #163

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    Here it was further up the hill and on the side of the property. This can also be caused by water saturation and poor drainage.

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    #164

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    The floors in this house were slowly sloping away from the center of the home. The owners had to rip open the carpet and call us out for an evaluation of the slab. Not much to evaluate...we'll be replacing the entire slab.

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    #165

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    Watch your step..

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    #166

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    A steel stud used as a post for girder support. Structurally, it could probably hold up fairly well compared to the post behind it, but it's definitely not code.
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    #167

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    House jacking can sometimes cause other issues...

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    #168

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    "Sir, there is a large hole in the foundation wall. What do we do?"

    "Let's just take some slabs of concrete and fill it up... nobody will notice"

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    This is a "retaining wall" in the back yard of a Los Angeles property we inspected. We're in contract to replace it completely.

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    #170

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    The portion of the wall to the left of your screen is a complete mess... and that's an understatement. Made up of stone, mortar and concrete slabs from who knows when.

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    #171

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    Here's the massive oak tree that is attacking this man's home. Unfortunately for him, oak trees such as the one above are protected by the city and can't be removed/trimmed.

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    Kimberly Puchniarz
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is what is wrong in all of California! Some random tree is more important than its citizens! We have chemicals sprayed over our entire skies killing trees, people, animals, etc., but they're concerned over ONE flippin' tree somewhere. Don't believe it, research is easily provable. Don't use google, use DuckDuckGo for the facts!!

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Endangered tree species?

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    #172

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    The cripple wall to the left can't breath!

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    Not the craziest thing I've posted, but needs addressing none the less.

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    #174

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    This is that same yard from the top. Another shot of the brick retaining wall that is evidently failing.

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    Another backyard that is full of non-permitted walls. Also, a massive tripping hazard.

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