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Red flags, turn-offs, deal breakers — there are a lot of names for them. But everyone has something they do not tolerate in romantic relationships. One Reddit user wanted to learn what it is for guys, so they specifically asked the fellas to share the behaviors and habits women have exhibited that made them immediately lose all interest. From a lack of respect for other people's boundaries to unresolved issues from the past, it seems that sometimes a second chance isn't even an option.
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#1
I was dating this girl for a month, and she would start talking about the possibility of us getting married, having children, and those children being allergic to dogs... I had a dog, still do 10 years later, and she wanted me to consider getting rid of him for that reason. That was literally the reason I dumped her. Shortly after that I met my wife and we have two children, neither of which is allergic to dogs. The dog is older now but still by our sides.
BeesEelsAndPups 3 days ago
Well, if I had a child who was allergic to my dog I'd feel terrible about it, but I suppose I'd have to give her up for adoption. We could always visit her with her new family. We'd leave the dog at home on those visits, of course. Wouldn't want to trigger her allergies.
Peripheral Visionary 3 days ago
How on Earth would you know if an unconceived child would be as allergic to dogs?!
Nuku Nyara 2 days ago
I've slowly become allergic to my cats in the last few years since COVID. I'm not getting rid of my two sassy boys 😽😻😽😻
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#2
"When I was a kid we would always kick the neighborhood cats as hard as we could to see how far they'd go flying".
Can't remember the exact quote but was basically that. She said it with a smile on her face like she still thought it was funny. What tf is wrong with people?
highwaycrossingfrog 2 days ago
I'd have got up and walked straight out. No words, just me walking away
Raen Jayda 2 days ago
If she's okay with harming innocent animals and thinks it's funny, imagine what she'd do to you
SheamusFanFrom1987 1 day ago
If anyone did that to my family members on all-fours or any of the ones around my neighborhood, best bet that I'll be giving the the late Test treatment i.e. The Big Boot!!! >:-(
#3
She brought a reusable water bottle into a restaurant on our first (and last) date. She insisted she only had it because she liked her own water. I thought it was a bit odd, but tried to go with the flow. 5 minutes later I smelled vodka. It was full of vodka. That is one hell of a drinking problem.
LtKernelPanic 4 days ago
Surprised the restaurant let her have it in there. Most ban them for that very reason.
StrangeOne 3 days ago
Strangely, some people think vodka can't be smelled. It does. To me, it's smells like hairspray from the 80s. There was someone at my work who got fired on the first or second day of starting because he got caught drinking vodka instead of water.
Remi (He/Him) 1 day ago
Oh yes you can. All strong alcohol smells like ethanol and the smell carries
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#4
I'm grateful and lucky to have a decently sized group of very close friends, two of which are girls. One is a lesbian, with a girlfriend, and the other has been going out with someone for years and is currently engaged to them.
The last person I was seeing didn't have an issue with either of them until we started getting more serious. I was told I spent too much time with them and talk too much to these girls. One of them lived on the other side of the country and I'd see them maybe once every two months. The other lived half the world away. We would speak to each other once every few weeks. Yet my partner wasn't happy. For whatever reason, she didn't trust either of them.
I broke off our relationship pretty much immediately. I wasn't going to shut the door on two friends I've known for over 15 years.
#5
Was talking to this cute chick and she invited me over for the night. We're making out and I hear noises and she says it's nothing we're alone. I go to the bathroom and see a small child. No big deal to she has a kid but turns out she had 4 kids and was hiding them in a room as to not scare me off.
Daisydaisy 3 days ago
Oh no, those poor kids. I normally don't criticise mums, but frankly: what a shi-t mother!
Harry Gondalf 12 hours ago
I was a single dad. In my late 30's I volunteered with Little League as coach/umpire. Most of the kids were in single-parent families. I got so many inviting vibes from the mothers... but declined to get involved. Dating/scoring with a single mother is like shooting fish in a barrel.
#6
Met this girl one night at a party. Friend of a friend. Thought she was single, we start flirting, dancing, until she whispers in my ear "if you want me, you will have to prove me you are better than my boyfriend".
Sure thing. Went to get a drink. Never came back, GTFOH.
Chewie Baron 3 days ago
That’s unfair to potatoes. At least they can power a clock.
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#7
Told me she thought I spent too much time with my daughter. My daughter was 6-7 years old. My daughter didn’t live with me, she stayed weekends and some holidays.
Cheese 3 days ago
A parent who doesn't spend time with their kids is the real horror.
Load More Replies... Dog Mom to Zoe 2 days ago
Same person who wants you to get rid of your pet. RUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!
#8
Didn’t believe in Dinosaurs or evolution.
#9
I think I got this one!
(Amongst many) one carved my name into her arm with a piece of broken mirror and then told people I did it to her.
#10
She suggested we walk to an ice cream shop. Who's at the ice cream shop? Her ex-husband. Why? Because that is where they AGREED TO MEET FOR A CUSTODY EXCHANGE.
Fraxinus excelsior 2 days ago (edited)
I wonder in the back of her mind,that she did this because the ex might have been a bit of a d*******g and the new beau would have given her courage? Although if she had been straight with the new guy,he may have said OK in the first place?
#11
Told me she broke up with someone who cheated on her in her dreams.
Aaaaaand we're done.
Paul C 3 days ago
I had a gf once who would blame me for things I apparently did in her dreams. She seriously expected me to apologise for them. I told her I was happy to, if she could show me the proof of what I did. Stupidly, I didn't end it after the first time, but did after the third time, as she was not just asking for apologies, but getting really angry with me for denying I did those things.
#12
She had to choose between another guy and me. I told her I wanted a relationship with her and the other guy just wanted to get in her pants. She decided to dump me and choose the other guy. Well, big surprise he wanted to get in her pants and left for a party when she didn’t go for it.
Came crawling back and I told her no. Not being second best. Never take someone back when they treat you as second best.
Beak Hookage 3 days ago
Definitely not. You should have more self-respect than to put up with that kind of nonsense.
Michael Largey 3 days ago
In college a woman began pursuing a good friend of mine. In hopes of being in contact with him, she spent a lot of time with me, and we became rather good friends (lots of common interests, etc.) After a while, she figured out that she wasn't going to land him and told me that I would do. I didn't.
moggiemoo 3 days ago
Don't see why, almost the exact same thing happened to me at university.
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Made a copy of my house key and went in while I was at work to rearrange my furniture and add “female touches” to my already nicely decorated apartment.
nichomach 4 days ago
I would substitute "city" for "locks". Maybe add "and names".
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Went out with a girl one night. Got back to her place and the smell of dirty litter box was so strong it made my eyes water. I literally had to leave, it was nauseating. She was really cool and hot too, but take care of your animals.
Upstaged75 3 days ago
I've dropped friends for not taking care of their pets. That's a deal breaker 100% of the time!
Chich the witch 3 days ago
Was apartment hunting once. Knocked on the door and when they opened it the smell hit me like a brick. Said I wasn't interested and left. Do some people not have a sense of smell?
LilliVB 3 days ago
Yes, some don't. They have it weak, and they don't realize. And some are so used to it they don't smell it anymore. The most blatant example is a smoker house. Anyone that doesn't smoke can smell it one km away, to the smoker ones, it's like it doesn't exist.
Load More Replies... Anne Roberts 2 days ago
You can definitely smell a dirty litter box as soon as you walk in a place. I guess people get used to the smell, but other people notice. It's nasty
R Dennis 3 days ago
I love my wife, and she is generally pretty good with our dogs, but sometimes she let's some of the brushing and exercise go... our dogs are also not food driven, so we keep food available at all times. She started getting bad about refilling their bowl and gets defensive if I say something. She talks about wanting a cat, but I can see being consistent with the litter box being an issue - even a robotic one. *For the record, I became disabled, that's why the dogs are fully her responsibility. She was also the person who wanted them: one from a bad home and the other a two-time shelter return...
Apatheist Account2 3 days ago
This is the trouble with jargon - being cool and hot at the same time.
#15
Told her I was going for a walk/run, exactly how long it would take and that I was leaving my phone in the car to not weigh down my pants. She acknowledged and accepted this. Keep in mind we had been talking for at most a day or two and not met up yet. I get back to my car and she blew my phone *up*. Cursing me out, saying I was cheating on her, etc. I was like dude I barely know you and I told you what I was doing. .
Michael Largey 3 days ago
Another and bigger reason to take your phone with you on a walk/run is that you may need medical rescue.
Earthquake903 3 days ago (edited)
I'm currently talking to a guy, it's been more than 2 years we've just texted and occasionally chatted over the phone. We've never met in person and neither of us have ever flipped out about delayed responses or questioned each other about faithfulness. We aren't in a relationship really, just friends. That girl needs to calm tf down.
#16
Tinder hookup, she came over to my place. DONT let them come over on the first date. Everything was good for about ten minutes. We talked, had a couple laughs. Then she goes into my closet and starts pulling all my clothes off the hangers and dropping them on the floor. Asked her what she was doing. She laughed and kept doing it. I physically carried her out of the apartment.
2WheelTravlr 3 days ago
Absolutely. Girl was nuts, but the guy was dumb as a box of rocks.
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#17
Firt date she told me she would never pay for anything and expected to be taken care of everytime we went out... well I can tell you she paid her half of the check about 5 min later and I was out of there lol.
Beak Hookage 3 days ago
If you're that desperate to be a kept woman, find yourself a lonely old rich guy who's into younger women. Certainly enough of those around.
#18
The most immediately I ever had feelings pivot was when a number of us were out to dinner and I'd been thinking it over and we'd hung out individually a few times, and she was just a raging jerk to waitstaff who were clearly trying their best on a pretty crazy night. Edit: I don't mean she was just a little pushy or something, she actively insulted the people waiting on us multiple times. It was a lot.
And the kicker was - she waited tables. But about five minutes in, my interest was zero, and about five minutes after that, I wanted things to hurry, too, because she was embarrassing the 5 of us at the table. Just abominable rudeness.
Daisydaisy 3 days ago
I cannot put up with people who are rude to wait staff or any other low-paid workers. If you need to be nasty, go and be rude to a billionaire who doesn't work hard for a living!
#19
She got into a fistfight with her sister while her sister was holding her infant son. Like maybe three months old, having to dodge haymakers from his aunt.
#20
Told me she believed 100% that she was the reincarnation of Cleopatra and her on-again-off-again boyfriend was the reincarnation of Mark Anthony, and I was just meant to be a temporary distraction...
Ended up chatting for a bit just cause I literally found her delusions very fun and entertaining.
Queen Boudicca 4 days ago
Don't know, but she sure made an asp out herself...
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Serena Myers 3 days ago
It's amazing how many people believe themselves to be a reincarnation of Cleopatra. Never Rasputin, or Stalin, or a child chimney sweep, or whatever, of course!
JB 3 days ago
Yeah those people are weird. Not me, though - I won the Battle of Austerlitz!
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BeesEelsAndPups 3 days ago
I love that this story has become a real-life Romeo and Juliet. Theirs was a relationship built on power, not love. Cleopatra needed Antony's armies, and he needed her wealth, specifically her grains. Both to feed his army, but more importantly, to feed Rome, and hold political sway over the city and her dictator. Unfortunately, Augustus had other ideas about consolidating power over the whole empire.
Nikole 3 days ago
I wish a man would love me for me and not just my grains.
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When i asked if she was interested in the new Superman movie her response was "No, i heard its immigrant propaganda".
Beak Hookage 3 days ago
Oh no, a movie with a message about kindness and acceptance and helping people. Silence of the Lambs would have been less horrifying and scary.
UKDeek 3 days ago
And I guess the film *is* technically immigration propaganda... showing how not all immigrants are bad, want to help the society they live in, and risk their lives and reputation to help others that they don't know because of how much they love and respect their new community...
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Johnny O'Connell 1 day ago
Well, he is an alien, and he didn't come into the country in the legal manner... But when you admit you're against superman, you know you're the bad guy.
#22
Had a girl who was interested in me divulge an incident in high school where she stabbed a girl in a fit of jealous rage over a guy she was interested in.
#23
On a date waking with this very pretty young woman, totally enamored, couldn't believe it...
...and then she threw her empty Starbucks cup in a bush. I immediately lost it, scolded her, pulled the cup out of the bush, and carried it to the next trash can!
Can you believe it? I never got a second date lol.
#24
Hated dogs. Thought if we didn’t walk in sync that we were incompatible. Thought me saying goodbye and love you to my girl cousin (she’s more like a sister) was incest and turned extremely jelous lol.
Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis 3 days ago
I'm not a dog person but actually hating them seems extreme.
#25
(Lesbian here, does that count?) I’ve told this story before, but I once got set up on a blind date at a nice restaurant. We met after work & she’s a lawyer so she shows up in this gorgeous, sharp pantsuit with a blue speckled camping mug clipped to her belt on a carabiner.
I’m immediately thrown, but I try to play it cool. Then she unclips the mug, pours her drink into it & proceeds to use it throughout dinner like this is completely normal. My brain goes into overdrive but I don’t want to outright ask because I have friends in AA who bring their own mugs to meetings, so I’m trying to be sensitive. She’s drinking wine at dinner (FROM THE MUG!) but recovery journeys aren’t one size fits all, so I couldn't entirely rule that out.
The entire night I’m racking my brain for literally any plausible scenario where a grown woman needs to walk around armed with a camping mug like a lesbian Batman gadget. Based on the gentle probing questions I asked, none of my theories held up.
The next day, the acquaintance who set us up asks how it went so I mention the mug, looking for context, backstory or *something*. She just sighs, rolls her eyes & says, “Oh *The Cup*. Yeah, she always has that.” No explanation. No elaboration. Just The Cup, capital letters, like it’s a known neighborhood folklore I was supposed to somehow know about beforehand & not ask questions.
It was probably the dumbest reason to pass on a second date, but honestly, we didn’t vibe anyway. Plus I just cannot picture a long term future with someone who casually walks around with a camping mug dangling from their pants. It was just one layer of bizarre too many for me.
Funny side note: This happened probably 15 years ago & last year our mutual friend posted a picture on FB from a wedding rehearsal dinner they all attended & there my former date sat with the same mug right in front of her on the table. Then another picture of them after they left the restaurant & you can clearly see it clipped to her belt. I was elated to finally have photographic proof of this to show my partner & coworkers who always doubted this story or thought I was exaggerating. I still don't have answers as to WHY she carries this mug around but it's still validating to have proof it happened.
TACO Don's Authentic TexMex 4 days ago
I have a hilarious mental image of "lesbian Batman" now
Beak Hookage 3 days ago
Sounds like autism to me. We can get very fixated on doing things a certain way under any and all circumstances without realising it weirds other people out.
ॐBoyGanesh 3 days ago
If she’s an attorney, dealing with clients and coworkers and understands social contracts like appropriate work outfits, she’s well aware it’s socially awkward & possibly unnerving to carry a camping mug clipped to her waist on a carabiner.
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I went to a comedy show with a girl and she heckled. I was so embarrassed and bothered by the behavior. I asked her after the show why she thought it was okay, and she said "My parents run a community theater, and anyone onstage should be able to hold up to scrutiny." I told her that made it even worse, as she should empathize with how difficult it is to get onstage. That was that.
Upstaged75 3 days ago (edited)
I've been doing community theater for over 25 years now. That's absolutely NOT how it works. 🙄
StrangeOne 3 days ago
He had so many opportunities to heckle her as she was heckling and get up and leave in front of everyone. The comic would have so much to play on that.
Laserleader 2 days ago (edited)
Tried my hardest not to heckled a comedian, but he asked the audience questions, a lot of them, and had to be punished for the rookie mistake. I wasnt mean, but as the DD I noticed he started drinking shots before the show, and figured I paid for a good show, so I would make sure his drunk a*s performed.
#27
Went to pick up a girl for our first date and she comes walking out of the house holding a 2 year old girl. At first I’m thinking it’s a niece and she wanted to say hi. No it was her daughter and she was planning on bringing her on the date. So not only did she not tell me she had a kid but she also assumed it would be cool to bring her along and I’d pay for everyone’s dinner.
When I told her nah and I didn’t want to go on the date she looked shocked.
StrangeOne 3 days ago
I do understand why some moms don't want to mention kids at first. It's to try to protect their kids from men who prey on kids by getting with the mother first. If a mom omits kids and the man agrees to continue, then she feels assured he's actually interested in her and not a kiddie creep. The man is still free to decline a date if he doesn't want someone with kids, of course.
BeesEelsAndPups 3 days ago
Okay, but you probably shouldn't be bringing your child on every first date. I only introduced my kids to my GF after dating her for months and making sure any adult I brought into their lives was going to be a healthy relationship.
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Gale Christensen 2 days ago
When a single mom goes out on a date with someone new, it always ends up feeling more like a job interview. My mom used to wonder if she'd ever find someone who wouldn't find out about me abd then turn around and run. - He Didn't Have To Be - Brad Paisley
Anne Roberts 2 days ago
I love kids. I have two grown children and 2 grandkids. I was a teacher for 42 years. However, I also enjoy my time with adults and leaving the kids at home with a sitter or family. I could never have imagined bringing my kids on a date
Johnny O'Connell 1 day ago
New people wouldn't meet my kids until I was sure it was serious and they would be around a while..
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I met an amazingly attractive girl singing karaoke that kinda knew one of my friends. She was smart, funny, and successful, I really cannot emphasize how smoking hott this girl was. Anyway we were walking back to my place and passed a gay bar that's on my block and I asked if she wanted to grab one last drink. I can't remember her exact words but it was something like "I'm not really down with the gays or blacks." She went on a whole rant after seeing the look on my face. I think that was the last time I use a rejection hotline number.
Daisydaisy 3 days ago
"Gays or blacks" - what a world view! She'd probably throw in Jews and communists too if she had time. Immigrants? Refugees? First Nations people? The homeless?
tw 72 3 days ago
Yeah - do any of these people affect her or her life? NO. It's hate for the sake of hating. Disgusting.
Load More Replies... Beak Hookage 3 days ago
What did the gays or black people ever do to you? Nothing is less attractive than bigotry.
#29
First date, gave her my phone to put on music in the car, noticed she was taking a while, looked over and saw the reflection on the passenger window she was in my text messages.
Laserleader 2 days ago
Meh, my phone is as vanilla as it comes. Don't even like sexting my husband...
Betsy S 1 day ago
Cars don't have radios anymore? Why would you hand a virtual stranger, your personal phone, just for music when there's music available right there at the push of a button or the turn of a k**b.
EmbersAreOut 1 day ago
They dont really have radios anymore. At least my car doesnt. Nor does my friend’s car 😭
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Janissary35680 2 days ago
First date and the first thing he does is hand an otherwise complete stranger his phone? Is this some kind of trustworthiness test?
#30
First date (last date) she told me she didn’t drink (I didn’t ask and am fine either way) but said to meet her at a restaurant and we could go out from there.
I show up and she’s drunk. It was 6pm. 🚩.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 3 days ago
Beaky, that made me laugh so hard that I scared my dog XD
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#31
I take her out for breakfast and she was a NIGHTMARE ordering, asking for every substitution and things that aren’t on the menu.
We finally get out of there (she’s not happy with how her food turned out, obviously) and we are walking past an office place with a candy bowl in the desk. SHE RAN INTO THE PLACE AND GRABBED A HANDFUL OF CANDY. I just stood there wide my jaw dropped, and she asked “what?” Like it wasn’t the wildest thing for a 28 year old to do on a breakfast date.
#32
Had one woman tell me she "didin't believe in safewords" within a few minutes of meeting her.
Yeah, no.
#33
Met this girl, hooked up, apparently she got super comfortable because all of sudden she started talking about why she disliked this race and that race, full noped out of there.
BeesEelsAndPups 3 days ago
I understand. I'm not a fan of the 400 meter. You don't get that explosion of power you get on the 50, but it's not an endurance race either. Don't even get me started on horse and dog racing. It's cruelty.
Daisydaisy 3 days ago
I hope you (politely, no need to be nasty) explained to her that you don't like racism. I think we always need to say something, no matter how small. Don't leave them thinking their views are okay
#34
In college--girl told me a HILARIOUS story, she had been cleaning the toilet with her roommates toothbrush, all because roommate dare have a boyfriend
hilarious indeed....kept my distance.
Daisydaisy 3 days ago
I have heard a few stories over the years of people doing this, so I have to believe it's true. Bottom line is: unless you live with people who love you and are sane, keep your toothbrush on you at all times!
#35
She put Celine Dion “My Heart Will Go On” on repeat, to try and get me in the mood.
Beak Hookage 3 days ago
A weepy power ballad about a dead boyfriend doesn't turn you on? What's wrong with you?
SheamusFanFrom1987 1 day ago (edited)
Near, Far, Whereeever you are. I believe that my heart has moved on... Too soon?
#36
Showed me how the last 3 exes branded their initials into her wrist like a bracelet. She just needs 2 more.
Beak Hookage 3 days ago
What a great opening for a psychological thriller. "BRANDED: Three men left their names on her. They were never seen again. Now it's time for number four..."
Jesse 1 day ago
Yeah, is it like green stamps? Is there a catalog? Whoa, I think I just showed my age.
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Upstaged75 3 days ago
I think she was trying to make the "bracelet" go all the way around her wrist.
Load More Replies... Janissary35680 2 days ago
She just needs 2 more? For what? Does she get a freebie or something with five?
#37
Girl from the early days of Tinder. Talked on the app for a few days, got her number and was planning a meet-up/hook-up but we both had weird retail schedules. Finally got a day fixed, and she divulged what she was expecting.
She wanted me to go over there and act like I was her babysitter while she dressed and acted like a toddler, leading up to me carrying her to her crib for intimates. Ladies and gentlemen, I was flabbergasted. Just straight ghosted her. Didn't know how to even respond to that. *And she was older than me.* I was in my early twenties, I think she was close to thirty.
Chich the witch 3 days ago (edited)
"My dream date is for you to play the role of a P e d o" Yeah, F*****k No!
funkybluegirl (she/her) 3 days ago
I won't kinkshame. But her kink isn't the issue. She should have divulged this kink before bringing anyone home to participate.
Beak Hookage 3 days ago (edited)
Dude, even I know you don't start doing the weird stuff until you've gotten to the right stage in the relationship, unless you specifically met through a shared f e t i s h.
Daisydaisy 3 days ago
Oh my lord! I accidentally went out with a bloke once who wanted me to do similar for him. I fled. Worse - many years later I learnt that he got his daughter to "mummy" him in the ways he wanted.
Megalodon Meg 3 days ago (edited)
Unless you want to role-play p********a w*f
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Told me she makes out with random dudes even if she's in a relationship because "it doesn't mean anything".
Laserleader 2 days ago
It means a lot of diseases. So many chronic viruses, cold sores, hepatitis, and more.
#39
Told me my fitness hobby was horrible and I should go to church more. A little later on I asked what music she comes home to on a rough work day and she said gospel music…. And in neither of these was she being sarcastic….
LinkTheHylian 3 days ago
I'm not a God-botherer either, but I'm a big fan of old church architecture.
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 3 days ago
I was on a pre-first date visit to my dentist's receptionist, who turned out to be a complete Jesus freak with religious stuff all over the wall including a huge picture of Jesus. Not a deal killer, since some very nice people are ostentatious about their religion in their home and private about it elsewhere. But when we were discussing her boss and she snarled "Did you know he's a Jew?!?", I just had to point at the picture of Jesus and say, "Yeah, just like Him, right?" There was no first date.
Beak Hookage 3 days ago
Being religious is one thing as long as you don't pester people about it, but making it your entire life is just weird and creepy. I'm sure even priests and nuns have lives away from the pulpit.
Betsy S 1 day ago
And there is NO place for religious propaganda in a professional office. That stuff is private and should remain so.
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#40
Dated a girl (for a short period) that would smell the seat of a chair after someone was sitting in it got up. I thought maybe I was seeing something the first time because I didn’t catch the full act. Second time I got the full show. That’s all it took.
#41
Called me up at 7 am to ask for $3 to $5 k. I was working as a bus boy at the time. I just hung up and went back to sleep.
Beak Hookage 3 days ago
Protip, if you want to be a moocher or a golddigger, don't target someone who works in the service industry.
#42
When I was in college I was talking to girl for about a month. Cool girl, good personality, very attractive. Things were going very well.
She went out with her friends one night to our local college town. I had something else to do that night so I couldn’t go.
She texted 49 (FORTY NINE) times in a row because I didn’t respond immediately. It started out with “I wish you were here”…”I miss you”….and then it started getting to be like “why aren’t you texting me back” “are cheating on me?”. I just didn’t have my phone for me for about an hour and hadn’t checked my phone in that time span.
And that was the end of that. She’s still hot though.
Beak Hookage 3 days ago
Being hot doesn't count for anything when you have a miserable personality.
#43
Healing crystals. Nope.
Beak Hookage 3 days ago
I almost feel sorry for Crystal Witch for the way everyone makes fun of her. Almost. 🤣
Load More Replies... BeesEelsAndPups 3 days ago
My brother, 50, is dating a girl, maybe 27 at most, whose LinkedIn just says Influencer and Holistic Healer. The kind of person my brother spends his time mocking. Very strange.
#44
I went on a date with someone who I got along well with online, I knew within 5 minutes of ordering our food I would not be talking to them after the night was over. She showed up looking rough, worn out clothes. Then, I noticed a stank and thought it was the restaurant, nope it was her. I know people can be in a tight spot and could see this as just a bad day. Then, almost immediately after we order, she trauma dumps her entire life, her living situation, her creepy uncle and what he did, just non stop. Food came, still going, bill comes, still going. I politely walk her to her car and she says, "Don't expect a kiss, I am not that kind of girl on the first date."... yeah, was not even close to crossing my mind. I got a message on the way home how well the date was and can't wait for the next one.
Jane Doe-Doe 4 days ago
It doesn’t matter how bad your life has been there’s no excuse for bad hygiene
Beak Hookage 3 days ago
Unless you're homeless and don't have access to shelter facilities, of course. My mental health got so bad at one point I could barely function but I still showered and washed my hair every morning.
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#45
Sent me a pic of herself in her bedroom. Room was trashed and disgusting. I saw a bowl and spoon sitting on the floor in the back idk how long it had been there. You’re hot and all and I’m a dude but nah honey you nasty.
#46
We'd gone on a couple of dates, and she came over to my apartment for the first time. My roommate was home, and we were all sitting in the living room getting to know each other. My date either received or made a call on her cell, and proceeded to have a SERIOUS argument with someone. We got the whole works: raised voice, dramatic self-righteousness, swearing, and name-calling. About a minute into this my roommate and I shared a look like "What. The. HECK IS HAPPENING?" After we parted ways that night, ya know, things just never lined up for us to hang out again.
Beak Hookage 3 days ago
What, you weren't massively turned on by seeing what any future argument with her would be like? What's wrong with you?
#47
Danced with a cute girl at a club. Asked for her number but she said "you can go to my OF's and maybe meet for some fun" I just looked at her disappointed and went "oh nah i'm good".
BeesEelsAndPups 3 days ago
She's trying to make some money, didn't want a relationship with you.
nottheactualphoto 3 days ago
Only Fans, probably. I'm not sure what that apostrophe is for.
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#48
Started chewing the edges off the plastic beer cups on the table.
#49
Telling me how she uses and hustles people. But, of course I wouldn't do that to you. Huge nope.
#50
Asked for my star sign before my name.
#51
I’m a bisexual girl so I don’t know if it counts. I went out with a girl who, after five months, went into a detailed description of her fantasies to leash me and walk me around like a dog. I was fourteen at the time.
StrangeOne 3 days ago
I was still playing with Barbie dolls and building forts in my room at 14.
EmbersAreOut 1 day ago
No same. I was watching people play minecraft and reading Percy Jackson. No clue how these children have time/maturity for relatiomships 😭
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It's my understanding that in B D S M it's actually the submissive who's calling the shots, so it would be far more "normal" for your partner to say "I want YOU to put ME on a leash like a dog". Still weird and confronting if you're not into that stuff, but a whole hell of lot less threatening.
Michael Largey 3 days ago (edited)
The submissive call the shots once the fun begins, but the scenario is often a joint effort. (Answering for a friend - they're all tied up right now.)
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#52
We went to go see the movie "Contact". (Yes, I'm that old)
Opening the movie is just the camera pulling back to reveal the Earth, the solar system, the galaxy, the universe, etc... Its mostly a quiet scene but I thought it was awesome.
Halfway through the scene, she just bursts out laughing. Someone tells her to shut-up. I had a brief moment of panic where I thought "should I be intervening?".
I don't really remember where we ended the night but it fizzled out quickly afterwards.
Oh and I met a girl for dinner at the Pappadeux in Denver. She talks about being a sommelier at a local Michelin starred restaurant, verbally shat all over the wine I'd ordered while waiting for her, than asked if I could blow into the alcohol lock on her PT Cruiser as we were leaving.
Norm Gilmore 3 days ago
Did we watch different movies? It was an alien taking the appearance of her (deceased) father...
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She said we should get married... after knowing her only 24 hours.
#54
“We’re both single for the first time in 17 years, it’s like fate wants us to get together”.
I was not single, and neither was she it turns out.
#55
One of my family members gave my gf at the time a compliment. She took it completely the wrong way and started hysterically crying. That was the end of that.
Serena Myers 3 days ago (edited)
According to Reddit, the gf was above average height, and one of his (OP's) uncles said she was like a "tall glass of water".
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What do you think ?
Beak Hookage 3 days ago
Malarkey like this is a major reason why I love being aro ace. A life without romance or s*x means a life with SO much less drama. I hate drama. I don't even like listening to other people I don't know arguing.
RandoPandoFano 3 days ago
Aro/aceness is like the equivalent to deleting all the "welcome wagon" households in the Sims 4 beforehand so your guy doesn't have to deal with a bunch of randos with a gourmet fruitcake that steal your vintage computer.
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Beak Hookage 3 days ago
Malarkey like this is a major reason why I love being aro ace. A life without romance or s*x means a life with SO much less drama. I hate drama. I don't even like listening to other people I don't know arguing.
RandoPandoFano 3 days ago
Aro/aceness is like the equivalent to deleting all the "welcome wagon" households in the Sims 4 beforehand so your guy doesn't have to deal with a bunch of randos with a gourmet fruitcake that steal your vintage computer.
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