Random memes are usually hit or miss. That incredibly niche reference they are throwing at you can either tickle a funny bone no one on the internet managed to reach or completely fly over your head.
However, even though the Instagram account F Advertisements shares absurd and ridiculous memes, it regularly manages to achieve the former rather than the latter.
It would be pretty hard to pinpoint what the images are all about. As the people behind the account say, they're "not advertisements but [also] not not advertisements."
So continue scrolling and check out what that means yourself!
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Ah. And here I thought it was YOLO. What was I thinking...
Load More Replies...I'm glad God has a sense of humor. Also, I will now have to listen to that song in my head all day. Thanks for that!
No worries. I'm Christian, and I just had a coffee spit moment.
Load More Replies...We had something similar back in the day in South Australia called Marineland. Thankfully, it was closed down years ago, but interestingly at one point a wild dolphin from the nearby Port River was housed there whilst recovering from being trapped. During his incarceration he learned how to ‘tail walk’ from the captive dolphins, and once released back into the Port River, passed on the new game to his dolphin buddies. So, there were a bunch of wild dolphins tail walking. They didn’t know why, only that it was fun, 🤷♀️
How do places like Sea World still exist? TheBlackfish documentary wouldn't have been seen by everyone on the planet but surely everyone knows how awful those places are and how cruel they are to the animals? I've never been to a place like that, not even as a child, thank goodness. The animals look suicidal, it's beyond heartbreaking.
I love that this person just wake up 1 day and decuded that he gonna spend his time this way.
To get a better understanding of the conflicting feelings we sometimes get looking at seemingly nonsensical images, we contacted Maike Neuhaus, Ph.D., who is a future-oriented Self-Leadership Psychologist and Behavior Change Expert.
"Finding meaning is an innate human need," Neuhaus told Bored Panda. "We need to be able to make sense of things – not just psychologically, but even biologically."
"For example, a lot of visual illusions exist only because our optic senses connect lines or complete fragments in order to create a coherent picture. Many people find meaning in following a religion. This way, a lot of pain or injustice can be explained simply through the idea that it’s a punishment for past sins or the like. Without explanations like that, many people feel restless or uneasy."
https://soundcloud.com/sakurakazue/the-bible-read-in-a-condescending-voice-by-a-14-year-old-atheist-asmr
Load More Replies...This is awesome too, the LOLCat Bible. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCat_Bible_Translation_Project
Here is the official site of LOLCat Bible. https://web.archive.org/web/20190327161227/http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
I love Shetland Sheepdogs. They are like fluffy teddy-bears and have really sweet dispositions. They will occasionally try to heard you though as they are sheep herding dogs.
Load More Replies...I love how the dog's picture has a "woof" on it, just to be sure they get it.
Just found they and rough collies are descended from border collies. Not sure about Scotch collies and smooth collies, but maybe.
Load More Replies...Trying to convince three Shelties not to bark? If Dad succeeds, he can quit his job and market his methods!
Why do I feel like this would be harder than actually doing the puzzle?
I did not know abstract puzzles existed. Learn something new everyday.
Neuhaus said that "uncertainty is like a toxin for the human mind." According to her, our brain automatically tries to make sense of the world around us, including movies or pictures. "We try to connect the dots. For our minds, that’s like creating homeostasis or balance. If that’s impossible to achieve, our minds feel imbalanced – a bit like a rock in a shoe."
This can be further illustrated with the meaning maintenance model, created by Steven Heine, Travis Proulx, and Kathleen Vohs. It says that people's need for things to make sense (to be meaningful, and consistent with their schemas and expectations) is so strong that when it is disrupted, people act with increased efforts to restore their "meaning frameworks."
Wait, I'm coming undone. Irate, I'm coming undone. Too late, I'm coming undone. What looks so strong, so delicate.
My wife is mad at me because of all the Korn references I make when we eat corn.
When you are baited with a question meant to provoke and unintentionally have the best possible answer.
In one study, Proulx and Heine exposed participants to a story written by Franz Kafka. The story starts out with a clear storyline (a doctor heading out to help with a child's toothache) and ends with a series of meaningless statements.
As Heflick pointed out, from the perspective of the meaning maintenance model, this should elicit an increased need to affirm and validate one's sources of meaning (one's schemas and expectations).
And in the study, this occurred through an increased ability to learn a new language. Specifically, participants were exposed to a list of digits and then were more likely to detect patterns in a made-up grammar system when they had just read the absurd, meaningless story by Kafka.
I know right? I don't think racism is contagious, but why take a chance?
Load More Replies...In German we have a nice rhyme with the same meaning: "Ist der Ruf erst ruiniert, lebt es sich ganz ungeniert." I love it :D
I thought of this too as soon as I read the post! Much better than the English version; the rhyme rolls so easily off the tongue (if you speak German).
Load More Replies...My exact thought was "is this a Dwight and Angela cosplay?"
Load More Replies...I miss having new "the office" memes. This was a good one 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My first question after having my daughter was: is it a kitten? The midwife looked truly confused. Must have been the pain killers...
"Put differently, when people had their schema threatened by reading something that did not make sense, they responded with an increased capacity to learn," Heflick explained.
In practical terms, this could suggest that when people isolate themselves from outside information to protect their schemas (such as only watching or reading things that verify their views), they hinder not only their ability to learn about other perspectives (through a lack of information) but also their ability to learn anything novel or different.
Exactly!! A sick air guitar riff to Master of Puppets is what that conversation needs
Perhaps in an alternate dimension? Would that help?
Load More Replies...This is when you sit them down and have them listen to the bible narrated by a 14 year old in a condescending tone.
You mean, how to explain your teen why you smell marijuana ? Don't know, maybe I'd tell them that's none of their business to begin with. Those judgemental teens...
You'd also have to explain to them how you know how marijuana smells
Load More Replies...The first time I got caught, I was forced to empty my pockets. Then, sit there and watch, while my parents and uncle smoked my whole stash. 😥
Exactly. All marijuana related activities need air guitar. Where's the lie?
All new homes come complete with an Alexie Sayle, included at no cost!
...and simultaneously make you move due to the terror of looking at that cabinet with the door closed and wondering if he's in there waiting to jump out.
I can't believe that nobody has commented on how he had a Joey moment!!
sorry let me call the police this is a leagel for ocd people like myself
Dr. Maike Neuhaus pointed out that while we can't control what the outside world will throw at us, we can, at least to some extent, decide how much it affects us. "Arguably other than death, not much is certain in life. Expecting certainty is setting us up for failure," she highlighted. "So, we're better off expecting uncertainty."
"Having said that, there are ways we can create certainty or control: our own behavior. Even if we cannot control what happens to us, we can find control in how we respond to those events: whether we accept our feelings triggered by them or deny them; whether we use them as an opportunity to learn and grow or simply resent them; whether we speak up for what’s right or remain passive. Identifying even just small things within our control can be very empowering and motivating to get through the challenges life sometimes throws at us."
I didn't know that lockdown TP frenzy had gone so far, to the point of generating some solid, attractive artwork. That's a powerful piece, so eloquently expressing the anxiety of the last TP sheet.
Wives in the old days when the husband forgot to do something
Interestingly, Rebecca Schwarzlose, a cognitive neuroscientist researching brain and cognitive development at Washington University in Saint Louis, says missing the point is part of human nature.
"You perceive only a small fraction of the energy and information buzzing all around you," Schwarzlose wrote. "Much of that ... information goes unseen and unfelt because your body lacks the capacity to detect it. Whereas birds can see ultraviolet light, snakes can see infrared light, insects can see the polarization of light, mice can hear ultrasonic frequencies, and electric fishes can detect faint electric signals with their skin, you can do none of these things because your eyes, skin, and ears lack the cellular machinery that would allow you to detect them."
Do nothing is not impossible. I've been doing nothing for 40 years now.
Load More Replies...Great literal example of how perspective and reception of a phrase changes its meaning.
I wouldn't even consider smoking a dog... although this reminds me of Cheech, and Chong trying to recover weed the dog ate.
They were smokin' Labrador, man. And it was some good shít!
Load More Replies...*Cue song "Sultans of Swing"* https://www.youtube.com › watch
Load More Replies...Holy c**p. (Also I censored it myself while typing! Me good hedgehog! )
Load More Replies...Schwarzlose said territory in our brain is much like Manhattan real estate. It's both finite and expensive.
"Brains evolve and develop to make the most of that modest terrain. Your brain maps are distorted to save energy and space. And these distortions, in turn, distort how you perceive your world," she said.
Consider your sense of sight for a second. You can see far more detail at your center of gaze, or where you are looking at any given moment, than out of the corner of your eye.
“Feel my wrath, dirty sc- Oh. I got Jerry. Darn it I had a streak going on!”
Pretty sure it's Canada, which means it's 97 cents a litre.
Load More Replies...It took me a second to notice that. Lol, hilarious
Load More Replies...Leave the lobsters alone. Give all marine life some rest, seriously.
It may seem silly to be that redundant but literally try to explain supply chain issues causing prices to rise on anything to people who don't want to listen. It's maddening.
I got this shirt at Wal Mart like three years ago
Load More Replies..."Ideally, you would be able to see things equally well out of the corner of your eye as you do at your center of gaze. But you need more neurons, and more connections between those neurons, to represent fine details," Schwarzlose said.
"In order to see equally well in your visual periphery as you do at your center of gaze, the visual maps in your brain would have to be thirteen times larger. If this change sounds innocuous, think again. It would make your visual brain maps alone too large to fit inside your skull. And that would leave no room for the brain maps you rely upon to hear, feel, and move."
Am i the only one who noticed the wall and the triangle shaped tile in the bottom right corner sort of looks like a box cutter?
All hail dude with fat japanese in pp! All hail dude with fat japanese in pp!
Load More Replies...I'm a big fan of this flan. oh-yeah-fl...fa5c2b.jpg
Depends on how you cut them. If we cut them vertically then we have double homeless people, but if we cut horizontally we have the same amount...a pair of legs doesn't count as a person after all.
Load More Replies...Yeah, it's very much in line with Pritti Patel's other policies since she took over as home secretary.
Load More Replies...yeah, if the dog does it, it is cute. if it is me, i am an attention seeker.
To avoid such outcomes, brain maps devote most of their real estate to representing detailed information from "sweet spots" for perception, at the expense of basically everything else.
"Oddly enough, your ability to perceive crucially depends on all that you don't perceive. Thanks to our limited senses and distorted brain maps, you can experience and interact with your world... and do it all with a brain that's smaller than a breadbox."
So if you don't get some of these images, don't sweat it!
I think he just looks like “freaked out” man because Batman and a giant moth are behind him in a cemetery.
Load More Replies...the first is wtf the man hold in his hand
Load More Replies...MC Ride from Death Grips holding a police badge, a moth and batman.
Well *I'll* never smoke weed with Willie again, myself...
Load More Replies...Here ya go! https://topatoco.com/products/wigu-how
Load More Replies...It's so cute when Christians get upset when we treat them exactly like they treat us.
This is what happens when you put so much faith in something that does not exist.
Is this considered offensive ,I don know I hav burnout
Load More Replies...A lot of people ask the question. That doesn't mean they're necessarily mocking religion, Christianity, or Christians.
Answers: Terribly, by internal combustion, *Snort* well, it's either not loving, not agony, or not God......
Ok so with sit with Ukraine then! We are with Ukraine in any posture!
This picture at the very top of this post has the words "on the track" under the NO STANDING sign. Why were they photoshopped out in the post? They give context to the image. BP can be so stupid sometimes.
I was just wondering that, I’m glad you noticed it too!
Load More Replies...no, we do the downward dog with Ukraine and shake our butts in Russia's face.
This would be true in Yorkshire. We're going to t'church.
Load More Replies..."Where can I get one of those lower case t necklaces?" "A cross?" "Across from where?" - Arrested Development
My ex told the story of friends she had - an athiest, lesbian couple - who ended up sending their daughter to Catholic school (can't remember why). Apparently, the poor girl came home from her first day terrified because, "When people make mistakes in math, they get hung up on plus signs!" (Yeah, I admit I heard this third-hand, but my ex def isn't clever enough to have made it up herself. Ironically, she has since become a Christian minister.)
Oh Kevin, I hope you’ve changed your career goals; being an award-winning psychic is just not going to work out.
Someone ought to read up a bit on their history, and broughten their perspective. Fighting diseases is a constant battle, and humans have been in war with each other since the begining of time.
Few years ago my dad, a guy who never uses bad language in front of ladies or children, looked out of the window pointed at the couple cycling passed the window and shouted MILF! My nephew (his teenage grandson) looked at me and said I had to deal with that. I whispered the meaning in his ear. So, he asked - am I sure it's not something to do with Men In Lycra? Quickly he ran off to check/edit his contribution to the parish news. Hmmmm
If you know your Star Wars, you might like this one too its-a-me-mario.jpg
who else can not read this without the mario voice in their head?
ever heard about Dr. Doudna? she literally makes DNA!!!!!
Load More Replies...I love ND. We have a weather forecaster called.... wait for it.... Sara Blizzard.
Load More Replies...Fun fact: there is a surname (a Ukrainian one, I believe) of Nepeivoda, literally meaning "Nodrinkwater".
We have "Boileau" which is literally the same as "Drinkwater" but in French.
Load More Replies...Oh, well imagine, while I’m walking the aisles the costco store I can’t help but to hear no I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words what a beautiful toilet paper, what a beautiful toilet paper says a shopper to a worker, oh yes but what a shame what a shame we’re not getting any more… I chime in with a havent you people ever heard of STOCKING THE GOSHDANG STORE (sorry it doesn’t fit exactly with the melody)
Finally, after all these years, my search has ended. Thank you, kind stranger
Load More Replies...Got to tell u pal, it's much better being a bird these days (than a human at least)
No Mrs Milburns. We already brought you tea. Don't you remember? I think you might need to increase your alzheimer's meds. We definitely brought you tea? And do you remember what you said yesterday? It was offensive to nice old Mrs Walker.
Literally, my first words after seeing this, "Oh s**t..." It's a very unfortunate name if they're actually not gas lighting people
He's been doin' the split between two reversing trucks for to long.
Load More Replies...Guys not in uniform are thinking "now I'm really glad I didn't sign up for this..."
Man I'm Iranian And this guy is an Iranian Sepah member also. But This aint' the first time ;I see something from my own country That I didn't even know about And was so interesting and hilarious ALTHOUGH There are a lot of more abnormal stuff happening here that might not even be that weird for us But I'm sure they would be hilarious and absurd for Pandas here
WHAT??!!! omfg I couldn't tell!!! not surprising for us Iranians at this point *~*
Load More Replies...Spacing is important, especially when writing a sign that says 'Pen is in stall'!
These new voter identification laws are getting invasive!
They say people vote with their feet, but apparently someone has discovered an alternate strategy.
My twin daughters of 8 and my daughter of 10 also listen to this music and a lot of other metal. And they also have a children's CD player in their room, so that mom can listen to her old CDs.
Reminds me of the battles between the girls and the boys over what music to listen to while I was driving carpool in the early 2000's. Brandy vs. Serj.
yeah how do they NOT expect us to put master of puppets on these things?!?
Probably especially not happy about being photographed!
Load More Replies...Going in or coming out? If going in, it’s probably because she’s the only adult small enough to fit. If coming out. WTF? Regardless, what’s in there?
Moses wrote the Ten Commandments on the tablets then went back to his XRocks.
When I was a kid this just would have been a funny shaped rock. That's how old I am.
"I now bless you, in the name of the father, the son, and the holy water pistol. Amen."
Now they're renting out the bathrooms for events??? This is getting ridiculous!
i need me a shirt with 90's arcade floor pattern on it,t-s**t specifically. matching shorts too.maybe even Dustin Henderson's thinking cap.
What they DON’T know is that I also serve burgers and onion rings!!
This would be a great commercial! I want to buy this for my hot wheels loving little guy now too!
My youngest brother insisted on a hard plastic Buzz Lightyear for a cuddle toy. It was nearly 2ft/60cm.
nah bro,he just likes hotwheels so much! bet he has the kids computer in hotwheel style too
NOOOOOO ... They glued it to the wall, silly! 😁😁
Load More Replies...Trump. Michigan really hates the fact Ohio voted for trump. They hate Ohio’s political views. (I’m telling you this as a Michigander)
Load More Replies...Urban Dictionary picture reference for the definition of "Butterface" ???
Danny DeVito has obviously had some work done. Compare to photos of him younger. Or, you know, ever.
Wow. This one is going to be confusing, but I can do it. *unzips pants*
Wouldn't being a big nerd be the cause, not the effect, lol?
Load More Replies...Teacher: No, Tony that’s not the main takeaway from this. Also the teacher: and Tony said….the effect is that he’s a boy nerd! He’s totally right 😂
Pretty close to f**k, if the second person sits in a dip
Load More Replies...Some of these look very specific to the place it needs to sit to be used correctly.
I've seen this and WANT IT. A chair that is always with you
You've never scene aggressive/hostile architecture meant to make the existence of the homeless even more miserable.
Load More Replies...Supporting Trump to "own the libs" is disgusting and really moronic reason to vote for someone. He's a vile creature. andre-carr...7c16c8.jpg
Is it sinking? Please let it FINALLY be sinking! I’m dog tired of hearing about that a*****e and his b******t. There’s so much more—-and more worthwhile—-news to report, MSM. Let’s just finally lock the m**o safely up—-preferably somewhere extremely remote and deadly to try to escape from, especially for a wimp like him—-throw away the key, and let the rest of us get on with our lives, FFS!
He always looks creepy, but this one takes it to a whole new level.
Load More Replies...Dad I crashed mum's car again. But at least she can easily go to the car pool.
Ok, but now I need to know how they got the liner to fit perfectly.
Is this a spray in liner? Or is there a perfectly fitting pool attachment?
Somebody has too much time on their hands, but I'm glad they do....this just gets better and better everytime I look at this picture!
Okay, now I believe goldie here is a descendant of Sif, The Great Grey Wolf from Dark Souls.
Morgan Freeman seems a bit different than I remember but then again, I've never met him.
i love eat at the cursed wendy's there pandemonium sandwichs are great
Shhhushushhhshhushushushhshushhhsuhahuahushuhshhhhhhh
Load More Replies...If we are going for hollywood hunks, I think you misspelled Ryan Stiles.
Load More Replies...Ryan Gosling, if you see this, can you please enter this teacher's classroom so that somebody can interrupt her teaching?
Or there’s a knock on the door and they announce I just won the Powerball/a distant relative died and left me a fortune/the Impossible Mission Force leaves me a tape recorded message about my mission, should I decide to accept it, before the tape and recorder self destruct in 30 seconds/they bring me a kitten. Oh, and OK, Ryan Gosling too, I guess.
you will need to interrupt me when Ryan Gosling enters or you will get detention
I feel sorry for his security detail tonight. Don't tell me you lost him again
It is unfortunate that so many tourists deserve this sign. Tourism is one of the major sources of income for many communities. I'm a tourist, sometimes. I try to lead by example of being aware of my surroundings, not getting in people's way, etc. I pay for whatever I use, tip where necessary, etc.
As long as you don’t harm the environment or community or culture it should be ok to tour places
Load More Replies...Tourists are cool when we can profit off of their idiocy and need for trinkets proclaiming where they have been.
I feel the pain of the person who spray painted. Not the way to deal with the problem, admittedly.
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Load More Replies...I work in the book industry. Someone once sent me a self-published book all about the ceramic insulators on the top of power poles. It had blurry photos of power poles in the bush with captions like: "The 1964 D-17X can still be seen in the wild taunting collectors." Plot twist: when I had a uni job at an industrial ceramics factory I actually used to make the ones featured on page 16.
This is probably much more common than you might think. There's an entire community of streetlight enthusiasts where I live (Czechia/Slovakia). I even own a book issued by the local university with all the different types of streetlamps in the city and their history. And yes, they are bigger than they look. Same thing goes for traffic lights, power lines insulators and other things you normally can't get close to.
I rescued 3 streetlight glass shades from a dumpster to use as garden lights (by putting solar lights under the glass shades). They are huge!
Load More Replies...One of the first indicators that my son might be on the autism spectrum was his preschool-age obsession with lightbulbs. On a kindergarten field trip, walking into the multistory atrium of our museum, and all of his classmates were oohing ans aahing over the massive skeleton of a sauropod dinosaur; meanwhile, my kid cranes his neck way up too, and says, "How do they change the lightbulbs on the ceiling?" (Which question, of course, I took seriously and attempted to answer. He's quirky, and I love that about him.) He's 11 now and loves vehicle lights, esp on emergency vehicles.
why do neurodivergent kids have the wildest special interests? (coming from another neurodivergent kid)
Load More Replies...This is great .. i once saw a book about shopping carts photographed in their natural habitats
shame on who? for what? what makes one "obviously autistic" in a photo ?
Load More Replies...I didn't know Bourdain was an a*s man! Kinda figured on Obama, tho.
Load More Replies...well Mr.. smarta$$ It doesn't matter how much YOU know. You need to cite other people's works so we know how much other people know.
Sometimes that’s a good thing, especially if you were goin got quit anyway. Collect unemployment and find another, better, job, if you don’t already have another one lined up.
Blonde girl below, in the center: "I should buy a boat."
I believe it was actually five when she was nine
Load More Replies...Is that soot or a scorch mark over the fireplace? It shouldn’t look like that.
This happens on my lap all the time....all this house and you guys decide to fight on my body
I'm sure she said that thinking that the internet is filled with sane people that would not like it...just to be highly disappointed when he got 5 billion likes
Well you get what you get and you don’t pitch a fit !
Load More Replies...″‘Business!’ cried the Ghost, wringing its hands again. "Mankind was my business. The common welfare was my business; charity, mercy, forbearance, and benevolence, were, all, my business." - Jacob Marley, A Christmas Carol
🎶Your chains are forged by what you say and do - so have your fun, when life is done, a nightmare waits for you! 🎶
Hahaha he is the best. For those who don't know him, he is a band member of system of a down.
The actual bassist of System Of A Down, great dude and great band.
Can we stop saying nobody wants to work and just say something like this is a terrible work environment and we can't fill positions, or nobody is available to work an extra shift after somebody else quit? Nobody WANTS to work.
I want to eat & have electricity, that's why I work....
Load More Replies...Yes. It isn’t that nobody wants to work, it’s that nobody wants to work for YOU. Assholes never take into consideration that THEY are the only constant in the equation.
Nobody wants to work at a sh*t job, for an a**hole boss for poverty wages.
That is the such a precious little bean he looks so proud and adorable
Aubrey Plaza is just Aubrey Plaza-ing it up.... Was this during filming of Scott Pilgrim or something? lol
Allegedly the story behind this is that the gaggle of girls asked for a photo and the two actors politely declined saying they didn't want their photo taken while eating, but the girls just took the photo anyway
I heard wearing a mask on the back of your head apparently helps against tiger attacks... Does not seem to work against drunk guys, though
Kind of does. It is better to let him lick an easily cleaned plastic on the back of your head than having to talk to him. And by talking in this case I mean a constant repeating of "NO!"
Load More Replies...He's going to break his ankle if he hits her with it at that angle. /s
I personally think she missed out, he has got to be better than MGK
If you've got tit, flaunt tit. There fixed that for you. ;-)
Load More Replies..."If you were a hotdog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?"
It's from "The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou". A fabulous film if you haven't seen it.
I love seeing Willem Dafoe in movies, first saw him in Platoon way back when... he didn't have the biggest rol but he did however made it one of the best.
The red dot is a LED probably turns on with the hazard lights or alarm/ immobiliser
Load More Replies...WE! MAKE ! QUESADILLAS!!!! ARRRRGHHHH *screeching solo* *chunky distorted riff* PRAISE BEYELZEBUB! ARRRRRGHHH THE BLOOD OF QUESADILLAS!!!!
I think you've just invented a new genre of music. 🤔
Load More Replies...well bluetooth is an ancient technology now so yeah, should still work.
i raised my kids with 5 cigs a day and they are ok ,they smoke crack but theyre living good
North Korea’s subtle attempt to assassinate Trump. Here 71 year old man get on the board with wheels on the bottom and no safety gear.
Trump probably thought the skateboard was a type of Korean hamburger
Quite photoshopped. It is meant to say, " Say yes to pizza, say no to drugs
bro i love these images of normal around the house things on splash mountain
I drank pop that was about 15 years old. if I remember correctly it was still carbonated It did have a taste that was a bit odd
Everyone: "Ha ha! Rednecks are stoopid." Everyone 30sec later when they remember the price of petrol: "Ah. Smart."
Now a days, this is what you need to keep others out of your gas supply… well it keeps honest jerks honest..,,
This reflects the pain that the poor horse feels... disgusting doing this to them at this time of "civilisation"...
well in the states you dont' argue with a cop unless you have a death wish.
That's... a TV-show with Billie Eilish, a guy with Greta Thunberg on his shirt, and somewhere in the background a preacher? I'm either too old, too un-american or too uncaffeinated for this one
If you managed Greta thunberg and Billie elish and missed woody harrolson.... I don't think you're too old or un-American
Load More Replies...the left side (his right) of his face looks like Woody Harrelson, the right looks like Robert Duvall
You may think she’s “playing with [your] mullet”, until you see the scissors in her hand.
Load More Replies...I’m far from a math major, but I do recognize that mathematics is all around us, such as bell curves in nature (see one wildflower, then a few more, then more, then a huge field of them, then fewer, and fewer, then one—-that’s a bell curve), and that even those who say they never use higher math in their everyday lives are actually using algebra every time they build something like maybe shelves (calculating how much wood to buy, lengths, widths, and thickness to cut it so it fits, leveling it so stuff stays on it, etc uses algebraic equations). So yeah, a textbook showing how even something as relatable for a teenager as skateboarding involves mathematics isn’t as nonsensical as you’d think.
All the problems would be like: "Jerry, Jim, and Josie go to the skatepark after school. If Jim does 4 tricks, and Josie does three tricks and a sick line, how many math problems can Jerry finish before the lure of skating pulls him in?"
Nothing says class like two 12-year olds vaping in their wedding photo.
