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Whoever said you can't time travel clearly has not stumbled upon Jess's Instagram page, "Weird Old Food." With a hefty collection of vintage cookbooks at her fingertips, Jess takes us way back, serving up photos of rather interesting recipes that might make you go, "Wait, people actually ate that?"

The charm of "Weird Old Food" lies in the mystery, with Jess sharing just enough to keep her followers intrigued and staying tuned for more. Each post reveals a scanned snapshot of a dish from the vintage cookbooks she owns, and the bare essentials—just the name of the dish, the year, and the cookbook it's pulled from. However, looking past all that, this page isn't just about the food itself, rather it’s a collection of the strange and quirky culinary trends of the past.

Also, don't forget to scroll down and check out an interview with Jess, the owner of the 'Weird Old Food' page!

#1

Shrimp Cucumber Aspic (Southern Living 1983 Annual Recipes)

Shrimp Cucumber Aspic (Southern Living 1983 Annual Recipes)

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SCamp
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🤢 anything aspic, oh god

Jennik
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm with you on that. I'm not good with any sort of jelly, even sweet jelly, and adding things like prawns and cucumber to jelly just takes it to a whole new level of quivering horror.

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Crazy Meerkat Lady
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought it was an upside down (see through) lunch box!!!! Eeeeeeew though!!

C. S.
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone seeing this list NEEDS to browse through the Gallery Of Regrettable food: https://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/ Don't miss out on James' take on The Gobbler as well, billed as the GROOVIEST Motel in Wisconsin: https://www.lileks.com/institute/motel/index.html Plenty of other shamefulness like Interior Desecrations: https://www.lileks.com/institute/interiors/index.html and a bunch of other equally amusing vintageness.

JuJu
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are things way worse

Vera Diblikova
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a non-American, i see nothing wrong in all those articles, sometimes bad taste, but nothing non-edible. What difference between fast-food! and highfalutin morsels? Some decent home festive food, or try of it.

Teresa Spanics
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would try it as I like shrimp and cucumber.

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Bored Panda reached out to Jess, the curator of the "Weird Old Food" Instagram page. As you might've guessed, Jess's unique hobby involves exploring vintage cookbooks and sharing particularly unusual or intriguing recipes with her audience.

When asked about how her interest in vintage cookbooks began, Jess shared, "I have always loved paging through cookbooks. I was very interested in vintage illustrations and I began collecting vintage cookbooks that had beautiful mid-century line illustrations. Now I collect any books from 1990 or earlier." The oldest books in her collection date back to the late 1800s.

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    #2

    Salmon In Bladder Of Pork (Loving French Cuisine, 1995)

    Salmon In Bladder Of Pork (Loving French Cuisine, 1995)

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    Mavis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early footballs were made from inflated pigs bladder. Why you would want to cook your dinner in one I have no idea.

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preservation and ease of transportation. It's the same reason why Scottish haggis was prepared in a sheep's stomach. The natural animal "bags" of bladder/stomach were somewhat waterproof and made the food more easily transportable. It was somewhat more hygienic than carrying food around in a VERY porous cloth bag.

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    gerard julien
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " Chef Patrick Henriroux combines one of the wonderful Bresse chickens, with wine, Port, cognac, and truffle juice in a pork bladder, seals it, and lets it poach. The bladder inflates, and this puffed balloon-like presentation is garnished with a blanched leek and brought to the table on a tray on a bed of tourneed vegetables sauced with cream. The bladder is pricked carefully before the diners to release the pressure and juices, then the chicken is removed and sliced." You don't eat the bladder you eejit !

    cecilia kilian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The great French chef Paul Bocuse served a similar dish in his restaurant. It was delicious!

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    gerard julien
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    by the way : WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU EAT WHEN YOU'RE HAVING HOT DOGS AND OTHER SAUSAGES ? "Natural casings have been used to make sausages for around 6,000 years. And, despite the invention of artificial sausage casings, they are still around. Natural sausage casings, as you can probably guess, are made from animal intestines " .( Loving 'murican ignorance . )

    Greenmantle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salmon, pickles, and that unmistakable urea tang

    Ishie Bey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I can't see this being bad *in principle* as a way to poach or steam fish. (once you rinse the bladder out, (or the stomach, or the intestines), it's just a sack. However, I don't know what they did to it, because the opened contents look... just atrocious.

    Dorianxes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    french captain here. Never seen something like that ^^'

    madeleine f
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I start to understand why people were slimmer 'back in the days' now. 😂

    Cheryl Skina
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who in the heck had a pig bladder laying around just waiting to be used in a recipe....?

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    #3

    Ham Buffet Mold (Campbell’s Great Restaurant Cookbook, U.s.a.)

    Ham Buffet Mold (Campbell’s Great Restaurant Cookbook, U.s.a.)

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    Jennik
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First puree ham and carrots, mix in boiling water and a packet of orange jelly, pour into mould to set overnight... Watch your guests gasp (shock and horror?) when you set this down on the table.

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    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a sandcastle and being honest, I'd rather eat sand

    Anony Mouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like Fort Knox made of ham. Pork Knox? I don't know. Somebody else come up with a good pun.

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a mini building made from candle wax. I don't know what is going on here.

    Amandine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a carrot castle! 😆

    Ishie Bey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I feel like this came as is in a really big oddly shaped can?

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    Regarding a recipe that genuinely surprised her, she revealed a peculiar one, 'Salmon in Bladder of Pork' (also mentioned in the post) from the book 'Loving French Cuisine, 1995'. She commented, "It’s from the nineties, which is very modern for my collection, but the photography is horrifying. It looks so anatomical."

    #4

    Rice And Salmon Mould (Gelatine Home Cooking Secrets, 1975)

    Rice And Salmon Mould (Gelatine Home Cooking Secrets, 1975)

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only there was something you could do with salmon and rice that wasn't this abomination. Dear Japan...

    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    completely ruined 2 perfectly good foodstuffs here, What a Waste!!!

    Dawnyducks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Hmmm… what should we do with these ingredients?…” “sushi?” ….”No. JELLO”

    ORSOrama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cooking salmon like that is a desecration of a corpse

    SaraJune
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother made something like that for a Xmas dinner. A fake fish made with tuna mashed with potatoes and then put in aspic. Can't remember how long did it take, two-three hours IIRC, and it was meant to be the main course. She served it, she cut it, she put it in the plates, we took a bite, we all passed to the side dishes and dessert: it was horrible.

    SheHulk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please keep this secret!

    weirdo biatch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ya noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Dolly_of TheCowboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the cats went "fr? nooo" when they glanced at this picture on the computer

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    #5

    Ducklings Afloat On A Pond Cake (The Wilton Way Of Cake Decorating, 1979)

    Ducklings Afloat On A Pond Cake (The Wilton Way Of Cake Decorating, 1979)

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    Boopy Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's really cute! Why is this in a "gross foods" post?

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    SCamp
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, not the worst thing on this list by a long way

    Jennik
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not going to be judgemental about this. One of my daughter's birthday parties was at an aquarium centre with an immersive Antarctic experience. I made an Antarctic cake with a hollow filled with blue jelly and penguins leaping off an ice cliff into the "water" - which had a killer whale lunging out of it to catch the penguins...

    Jill
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well then... That escalated quickly.

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    Melissa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely! I want the instructions to make this.

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    Djennie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d much rather eat this than a cake covered in fondant

    RP
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with this

    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ducklings are looking a little too smug, probably pooping in the pond

    Ishie Bey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it! Being a vintage recipe, I'm kind of afraid that the duck pond is masking mashed trout and mashed potatoes or something, but if that's just cake, it's cute cake.

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    The most challenging dishes in her collection, she explained, come from classic French cuisine. She mentioned recipes such as "Galantine of Duck" from "Classic French Cooking, 1971", and "Chicken in Chaud-Froid Sauce" from "The Creative Cooking Course, 1975", admitting, "As a home chef I wouldn’t ever attempt those... I don’t see myself ever attempting chaud-froid sauce."

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    #6

    Molded Egg Salad (Betty Crocker’s Smart Cook, 1988)

    Molded Egg Salad (Betty Crocker’s Smart Cook, 1988)

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    SCamp
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the 7 hells?!

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 80s, man. The 80s were hell.

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    Whomever1316
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now hear me out! A slice of this between two pieces of bread is way easier to eat than crumbly egg salad. I might actually try this recipe (with more mustard obviously)

    Sergy Yeltsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT is not a salad. Not in any way, shape or form. I don't know what it is, but it's not salad.

    Jill
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the 70s and 80s anything put in a ring mold with a gelatin binder was called a salad. :/

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    ORSOrama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother has a terracotta pot just like that one

    RKBJR82
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I do like egg salad..

    Roman Hans
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And look, you can do your composting in the center.

    weirdo biatch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ya not even hell would give this to people 😭

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    #7

    Spaghetti Ring Florentine (Better Homes And Gardens 1988 Best-Recipes Yearbook)

    Spaghetti Ring Florentine (Better Homes And Gardens 1988 Best-Recipes Yearbook)

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    majandess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were trying to find more uses for a bundt pan.

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    Libstak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no no, I was an adult in her prime in 1988 and NOTHING REMOTELY RESEMBLING THIS MONSTROSITY ever made it to my table.

    Jane Doe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s better than that trend that went around recently of dumping spaghetti on the table for everyone.

    Katherine Forest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think in the past people made more use of their scraps and leftovers, and were generally on a tighter food budget. I think a lot of these recipes are about jazzing up pantry staples or old food.

    Lee Justice
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would eat this, ngl it looks good!

    SarahBee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to make spinach and ricotta pie that used something like this as the crust. It was really good!

    JuJu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know sth similar. Perfect for people who ate not used to eating spaghetti

    Mary Kelly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, i rememmber the spaghetti pie trend in the 80s....why ruin perfectly good spaghetti by baking it to almost a crisp state....bleech!

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    Discussing her process for selecting which recipe to feature next on "Weird Old Food", Jess noted, "My process is very casual. When I’m looking through my collection and I see something odd or interesting I take a photo of it... My photo library looks wild- old cookbook pictures, cat pictures, and pictures of my niece and nephew. It’s mostly food pics though." She picks something that amuses her at that moment, demonstrating a light-hearted and spontaneous approach to her unique hobby.

    #8

    Chutney Aspic (Trader Vic’s Pacific Island Cookbook, 1968)

    Chutney Aspic (Trader Vic’s Pacific Island Cookbook, 1968)

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    ChexmyLicks/egg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what in the maleficent diarrhea is this

    Michele Brady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly how you just described it ... was your childhood as hideous as mine? The vast array of food I cannot even look at, decades later, is epic (or, should I say .. aspic)

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    Hippopotamuses
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like no Pacific island I know of. Thank God!

    Jesse Setliffe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe one of the Bikini Islands that got nuked?

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    JM
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE Trader Vic's, but I do not acknowledge or condone this recipe.

    Ishie Bey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol, I have the updated Trader Vic's book. They took out the facehugger recipe.

    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it said chunder aspic.

    Kai
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a sad waste of chutney

    ORSOrama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did aliens took over in the sixties?

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    #9

    Shrimps In Aspic (Grand Diplome Cooking Course, Volume 8, 1972)

    Shrimps In Aspic (Grand Diplome Cooking Course, Volume 8, 1972)

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    Binx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was everything made in MOULDS???

    Sergy Yeltsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There must have been a huge excess of cow horns and hooves that they had to get rid of for all that gelatine to make these jelly/aspic monstrosities in the late 60s, early 70s.

    SCamp
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In culinary terms the 70s have a lot of explaining to do

    Melissa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could you ruin delicious shrimp like that? Have you no shrimpathy?!

    Cheryl Skina
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's call it what it is, shrimp jello...

    Cydney Golden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did I live through the 50s and 60s never having had aspic or some other weird mould?

    Lola Rogers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aspics are delicious. Fight me.

    Joy Myers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to ask what the dark parts are

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    #10

    Soup On The Rocks (Campbell’s Soup Ad, 1956)

    Soup On The Rocks (Campbell’s Soup Ad, 1956)

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beef bone broth is the trendy drink these days, though! XD

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    RP
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure this is just advertising and was not a serious serving suggestion. The disjunct between how you'd serve soup and how you'd serve a drink is attention grabbing

    Lee Kerr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the 80s I had a couple of cocktail recipe books and one of them had a drink which involved beef bouillon. Maybe that’s what this is meant to be? Can’t remember the name or the other ingredients but I had the impression it was an older recipe 🤷🏼‍♀️

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    LokisLilButterknife
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised Gwyneth Paltrow hasn’t hawked this as some weight-loss cure all.

    Cheryl Skina
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing better than a big ol' glass of ice-cold beef broth after a long day of working outside on a sweltering summer afternoon... Mmmm... Solidified beef fat floating on top...

    Sergy Yeltsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bullshots are awesome in winter. Beef stock, vodka, lemon juice, worcestershire sauce. Heat and slug down. I would not use beef soup. That looks revolting.

    Trish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it isn't broth jello.

    JM
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salt water on the rocks.

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    #11

    Sugar Cube Castle (Holiday Cookies, Sweets, Appetizers And Meals, 1986)

    Sugar Cube Castle (Holiday Cookies, Sweets, Appetizers And Meals, 1986)

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    David Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'd be fun. How many battalions do you intend to serve with that?

    grotesqueer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be a cool way to serve sugar in a large event with enough of people wanting some in their coffee/tea.

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    Mad Dragon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to make these when I was a kid! I thought my mom was so cool for letting us do that, but I realize now it was worth the price of two boxes of sugar cubes to keep us out of her hair for hours.

    The Starsong Princess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s decorative, like a gingerbread house. We also used to make igloos out of sugar cubes.

    Ugh_What_Now
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, this doesn't seem so much a "dish" as a craft.

    UnicornSnotRules
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have to lick them to get them to stick together?

    majandess
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, I built a replica of one of Frank Lloyd Wright's textile block houses out of sugar cubes for a history class project in high school. I think things like this are fun and cool!

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    #12

    Frankfurter Crown With Kraut (34 Selected Recipes For Delicious Dishes And Dinners With Kraut)

    Frankfurter Crown With Kraut (34 Selected Recipes For Delicious Dishes And Dinners With Kraut)

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    David Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankfurts and sauerkraut. Could you get more basic.

    AP
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. You could get more basic by not arranging them into a fancy crown.

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    Janet C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to look fancy when you're on a wiener budget.

    SarahBee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything that combines hot dogs and saurkraut can't be all bad, but I prefer mine in a bun!

    Alan Williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankfurter meat is the most revolting processed nondescript stuff with pink colouring added.

    Mary Kelly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sausage, kraut, apples...this one might be good!

    Donna Grei
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok it looks weird but it’s just hot dogs and kraut. It’s not the worst thing here.

    JM
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's somehow cute?

    Nina
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope ... 🤣🤣🤣

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    #13

    Stuffed Flank-Steak Roll (Time Life Illustrated Library Of Cooking: Appetizers, Beef, Breads And Rolls, Breakfast Quick Breads, 1969)

    Stuffed Flank-Steak Roll (Time Life Illustrated Library Of Cooking: Appetizers, Beef, Breads And Rolls, Breakfast Quick Breads, 1969)

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    Hippopotamuses
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a nightmare, where I was being chased (very slowly) by one of these.

    Jane Doe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legend tells that someone is still chewing a bite of that steak to this day.

    Ishie Bey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well that doesn't sound ba.." Ugh. Just... how can three (four?) such innocuous ingredients look so horrendous?

    Šimon Špaček
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard boiled eggs, carrot and what, caramelized onions in beef? I would add mashed potatoes or fresh bread and eat it whole.

    AnnaB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a lab specimen

    Lindsey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may not look great BUT I don't think this would be so bad, especially with some kind of sauce. Flank, egg, carrot....im sure there are other ingredients but that's what I see

    Ruth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an ancestor of the turducken.

    Scott Rackley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so that's what's inside a sandworm

    Alan Williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog has been missing for a while. Now we know where he went.

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    #14

    Piped Clown (The Wilton Way Of Cake Decorating, 1979)

    Piped Clown (The Wilton Way Of Cake Decorating, 1979)

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    Mavis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least put some pants on.

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, it's a clown suit. The pants are built in!

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    Josh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought it was a creamed ham monstrosity. When I realized it was icing, I didn't know if that made it better.

    TiredTitus
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    2 years ago

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    PotatoNinja5000
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the salt dough models I used to make with my mum.

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a great idea!! Let’s make food in the shape of John Wayne Gacy and then eat it!! Much fun.

    ReggieTx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It just looks so WET! Why!?

    Dolly_of TheCowboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am thinking buttercream that is not doing so well.. (edited to add) oh or soft meringue

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    GWill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder so many people don't like clowns! And how do you get flesh colored icing?

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    #15

    Lemon Dill Shrimp Mold (Wilton Entertaining Appetizers To Desserts, 1994)

    Lemon Dill Shrimp Mold (Wilton Entertaining Appetizers To Desserts, 1994)

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    Bibmibap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might eat this despite its looks. All listed ingredients are some of my faves.

    Heffalump
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I thought: presented better it would be rather good.

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    Betsy Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not unlike the salmon mousse dips of the late 70s. Delicious!

    Janet C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemon dill shrimp sounds good. Just skip the weird mold.

    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, this looks great and tasty!

    Arian Arian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should actually taste pretty good.

    Clover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty, but I wouldn't want to eat it.

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    #16

    Lobster Salad Heligoland (Gourmet’s Old Vienna Cookbook, 1959)

    Lobster Salad Heligoland (Gourmet’s Old Vienna Cookbook, 1959)

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    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're gonna need a banana here, people. Either those are teeny tiny lobsters or the rest of the meal is gigantic!

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    singing " on top of the Aspic all cover in (what is that geeze) I lost my poor lobster when somebody sneezed.

    Mommitude Attitude
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It rolled off the table and onto the floor. I saw all the aspic, don't want anymore.

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    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What circle of hell did this monstrosity crawl out of?

    Thom Serveaux
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks like some kind of ritual

    Ishie Bey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks I hate it. And are those raisins or chocolate chips? Because both are awful.

    Gregg Bender
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those look like crawdads to me...

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are crayfish, not lobsters.

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why cloves? nevermind, why period?

    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldnt dare to take some of this as long as this red beasts are watching over.

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    #17

    Shrimp Tree With Curry Sauce (Great Recipes Of The World)

    Shrimp Tree With Curry Sauce (Great Recipes Of The World)

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    coppertopped panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks dumb, but I would definitely try it.

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an ungodly sauce to shrimp ratio. 10/10 would try.

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    Ishie Bey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other than giving yourself stigmata if you try to grab one after a few drinks, this is fine.

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, shrimp is tasty, curry is tasty. I've had shrimp/prawn in curry before.

    Marleina Hershberg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a shrimp pineapple, not a tree 🙄

    Sally Signup
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems okay, just a strange presentation.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a shrimp PINEAPPLE, not a shrimp tree.

    SarahBee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's the key question.... Is this just using a pineapple as a shrimp holder, which would be fine in my book, or is there something ungodly under the shrimp?

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    #18

    Whole Fish In Aspic (Gelatine Home Cooking Secrets, 1975)

    Whole Fish In Aspic (Gelatine Home Cooking Secrets, 1975)

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    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WtF is aspic and what's the obsession with embalmed fish?!?

    Dolly_of TheCowboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The eyes look like Picasso had a hand in the design

    Donna Grei
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the love of god what was with all the molded aspic salads! Did anyone even eat these?

    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    JoMeBee it's like a jelly/jello ,, looks disgusting doesn't it

    Cheryl Skina
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is their obsession with fish and jello?!?!?!!?

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    #19

    Lettuce-Wrapped And Stuffed Fillets Of Fish (Victory Garden Cookbook, 1982)

    Lettuce-Wrapped And Stuffed Fillets Of Fish (Victory Garden Cookbook, 1982)

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    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something you'd find floating in a sewer.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best, and probably only accurate, description of this abomination.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Switch lettuce for spinach and lose the sauce.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't deal with cooked lettuce.

    Lee Kerr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve read it’s an aphrodisiac; I’m not at all convinced!

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    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll stick to my cabbage wrapped pork, rice and bacon (sarmale) tyvm.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would not be surprised if it got up and crawled away.

    Lee Kerr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d be delighted if it got up and crawled away

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    #20

    Fruit-Salad Linguine (Better Homes And Gardens Pasta, 1983)

    Fruit-Salad Linguine (Better Homes And Gardens Pasta, 1983)

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    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the sauce. It it its a lemon butter sauuce, I could see this being pretty good.

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    PotatoNinja5000
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are various recipes from around the world that use pasta in desserts. It's also less horrifying than fish or meat is cold jelly (a la cat food), so I'll give this a free pass. Not something that I've ever had, but it could be a lot worse.

    Dynein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pasta is just cooked semolina (i.e. bits of wheat), so if you agree with fruit cake you really should have no problem with this.

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Sweet pasta! I like it with butter, sogar and cinnamon

    majandess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not linguine. That is distinctly fettuccine.

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ingredients for pasta are not so much different than those used to make bread rolls. Strawberries on rolls is nice, so I am inclkned to give this a pass

    Omima mimi miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you're ruining the raspberries and i cannot forgive you for that ...ever

    Tara Lombardi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of like noodle pudding with raisins. I'd try it. :)

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    #21

    Rag Doll Cake (The Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating, 1978)

    Rag Doll Cake (The Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating, 1978)

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    Brittania Kelli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine how long that took. Hours of work just to scar your children forever...

    Amanda Fondaumiere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idc i love it, makes me think of raggedy anne

    Ishie Bey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a fan of dolls but well executed. My mom used to make Sesame Street cakes this way when I was small.

    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People criticize bakers using “so much fondant.” This is the alternative.

    PotatoNinja5000
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The design is a bit nightmareish, but the execution is really well done. It does look like fluffy fabric.

    ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my hand is cramping just looking at all that piping

    Sarra R
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have taken HOURS to apply all that frosting like that. Jesus, that's some dedication.

    Juliana Blewett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was right after the Raggedy Ann and Andy movie came out

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that the design is based off the little book character and doll, Raggedy Ann.

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    #22

    Sea Dream (Joys Of Jello, 1963)

    Sea Dream (Joys Of Jello, 1963)

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    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, the definition of "Joy" has changed a lot since the 1960s.

    Gregg Bender
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I saw that wash up on a beach once...

    Fennecfoxcat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know that hello was so widely used then because it was the first time it was available to most consumers?

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disgusting green color too

    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this looks disgusting! Jello and shrimp?!? It's not even a normal color jello...

    Soton_Sherpa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of these aspic or jello dishes would be too bad if the thing covered was a tad more appealing! 🤭

    #23

    Brain Salad With Cream Dressing (The Good Cook Salads, 1980)

    Brain Salad With Cream Dressing (The Good Cook Salads, 1980)

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    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not zomby enough for this

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the cream dressing but where is the salad? The Brain salad.

    Omima mimi miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If i came home to most of these dishes waiting in the fridge day in and day out - i would move to mexico - I'm sure they weren't (putting classic tacos in jello molds.

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    #24

    Golden Gate Saucy Burgers With Spaghetti Topping (Family Circle Illustrated Library Of Cooking Volume 3, 1972)

    Golden Gate Saucy Burgers With Spaghetti Topping (Family Circle Illustrated Library Of Cooking Volume 3, 1972)

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    rs_adahl1971
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are you even supposed to eat that thing?

    BG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been this high before.

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nevermind the rest of the nonsense, is that beautiful massive slice of red under the burger a TOMATO?! That is a work of art right there.

    EP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a one inch thick slice of Tomato in there???

    weirdo biatch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok but i would eat this it looks soo good and it sounds good too

    Jessany Trotter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They deserve prison time for doing that to burgers and spaghetti! What were they thinking???

    Sherry MH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am gaining good insight into my aversion to food during this time period.

    realenancy170
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen burgers with cheese macaroni on menus. This is weird also.

    majandess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just ahead of its time. https://soranews24.com/2020/03/09/we-try-brozers-ridiculous-tomato-spaghetti-burger-because-we-love-carbs-and-cant-help-ourselves/

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    #25

    Cold Glazed Salmon (Gourmet Magazine, 1964)

    Cold Glazed Salmon (Gourmet Magazine, 1964)

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    Mavis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dali would be proud of this.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So would 'Allo 'Allo. The Skinned Salmon with the Small Daisies.

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    PotatoNinja5000
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that sitting on aspic, by any chance?

    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Any food that stares at me. Nope.

    Ishie Bey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of Momento moris but I've never seen them as a food item.

    EJN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was probably delicious although it depends a lot on the quality of the aspic.

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    #26

    Hard Sauce Clowns (How To Have The Most Fun With Cake Mixes)

    Hard Sauce Clowns (How To Have The Most Fun With Cake Mixes)

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    Binx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with SOOO many scary clown cakes??

    Sivi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think we are finding the timeline where fear of clowns really started

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    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, they've definitely been hitting the hard sauce!

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bald one in the back, on the left, it wants to play a game...

    ReggieTx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These aren't the most polished looking things but at least there's no gelatin in them!

    Cheryl Skina
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard sauce? Meaning alcohol? Add eight more clown heads to each piece of cake and I'll give it a go.

    Tara Lombardi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are having "The Most Fun"??!!

    Lola Rogers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, I love this one. So weird! Would praise the host to the moon for this.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IIRC a mixture of butter, icing sugar, and brandy

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    #27

    Summer Day Salad (Holiday Cooking For Kids, 1982)

    Summer Day Salad (Holiday Cooking For Kids, 1982)

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    Brittania Kelli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because nothing says summer like frozen veggies in mayonnaise.

    Shiny Pants
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was a fried egg on top...I was so confused haha

    UnicornSnotRules
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Kids are absolutely gonna eat this monstrosity.

    SlothyK8
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother made something like this....but only because she was in the later stages of Alzheimer's (no, I'm not kidding). My aunt snuck the bowl out of the fridge and dumped it out so no one would have to eat it.

    DetongLhamo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve not eaten anything like this in my life but I’ve seen stuff resembling this make the reverse journey.

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! Nice try, Ma! You're not sneaking those green beans in on me.

    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ingredients : potato, carros, green beans, eggs, mayonnaise, salmonella

    ReggieTx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aha! Here's where the carrot slices for the brain salad came from!

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    #28

    Noodle Ring (The Good Housekeeping Illustrated Cookbook, 1980)

    Noodle Ring (The Good Housekeeping Illustrated Cookbook, 1980)

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn’t they find the aspic that day?

    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't available because they had a surplus of fish that day, and as we have learned, when there is fish, it must be made with aspic.aspiic

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could this maybe taste similar to a noodle kugel? Not sure if sweet or savory.

    SarahBee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had noodle kugel made this way. I prefer it in a 9x13 pan, but it still tasted good!

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    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like some eldritch version of kugel (traditional Ashkenazi Jewish dish that is served on shabbat and Jewish holidays)

    dollh h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, that looks like the brain salad. Ugh.

    Kathrin Pukowsky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other pasta bagel looked alright, but this one is sus.

    Tara Lombardi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add some raisins and it's like kugel! Yum!

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    #29

    Fun At The Fair Cake (Wilton Yearbook 1977 Cake Decorating)

    Fun At The Fair Cake (Wilton Yearbook 1977 Cake Decorating)

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    Brittania Kelli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why were these cake people so obsessed with clowns? I get serious Gacy vibes from these cakes.

    ScarletRos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is kid of cool if you get rid of the murder clowns.

    Visitor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear the carnival music...

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are so many scared of clowns? I love them

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gacy, It, Killer Klowns from Outer Space...

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    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before "It" clowns were a non-christmas Santa Claus.

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The clown heads are plastic heads on toothpicks, available in most major groceries in the 70s-80s. Very scary stuff.

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    #30

    Clown Cake (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)

    Clown Cake (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)

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    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why we have Coulrophobia (fear of clowns).

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Can't sleep...clown will eat me...Can't sleep...clown will eat me"

    JCollins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's clear now why most kids are scared of clowns or why it's always clowns that are serial murderers.

    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this disgusting? We have no idea what it tastes like.

    Omima mimi miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can't sleep clowns gonna eat me....hello JOE..for now on the baby sleeps in the carriage

    Lynne Stankard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop it - just stop it - I hate clowns!

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    #31

    Rhapsody In Blue Wedding Cake (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)

    Rhapsody In Blue Wedding Cake (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)

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    Partime lobster🦞
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg i love that. It's a work art i don't get why it's on the list!

    Deeelite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the list bc its retro compared to what they can do with wedding cakes now

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeh and? This is sublime, unless it's filled with a rich fruit cake that doesn't go off for 100 years.

    dollh h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the cake hate? Yeah, it's old school but still ok.

    Shiny Pants
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Aunt and Uncle had one of these cakes for their wedding! I kept playing in the fountain all night!

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many brides and grooms though?

    Jill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ones on the stairs are bridesmaids and groomsmen.

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    Ishie Bey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's cool? And pre fondant, so it probably doesn't taste awful either.

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's aspic in the fountain, we have a '70s winner, lol! Delightfully extra, as the kids say.

    Gwen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember seeing cakes like this inthe store bakery!

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    #32

    Lithuanian Christmas Eve Cake (Wilton Yearbook 1977 Cake Decorating)

    Lithuanian Christmas Eve Cake (Wilton Yearbook 1977 Cake Decorating)

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    Demolition Lover (He/him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would eat 10/10 times. I guess consisting of half utter abominations, and half incredible cakes averages out to "disgusting recipes"

    Betsy Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...The Great British Baking Show now.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no. Not fly agaric! Amanita muscaria.

    #33

    Hunk-A-Hunk Cake (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)

    Hunk-A-Hunk Cake (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mind if I frame that and put it on my wall?

    JuJu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My birthday is in two months...just a random fun fact

    Amy Taylor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello, my name is Amy and I’m horrified.

    #34

    Party Sandwich Loaf (Betty Crocker’s Dinner In A Dish, 1970

    Party Sandwich Loaf (Betty Crocker’s Dinner In A Dish, 1970

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    Ellie Ahmed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They made something similar to this as a technical challenge at one stage on the Great British Bake Off, and I think it says a lot that they didn't even bother publishing the recipe on their site as they usually do with the technicals. They knew nobody was re-making that at home...

    Raquel Mencke
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curious about the stuff on the outside. Otherwise not so terrible.

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    Soton_Sherpa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who was Betty Crocker and was she tried for crimes against food?

    Betsy Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now with Kellogg's Cornflakes.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did all the food elements have to be molded and smooshed together? Lol

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly could not serve that to anyone over the age of four. It’s cheap, and dreadful, to a surprising degree.

    #35

    This Little Pig (Better Homes And Gardens Kids’ Snacks, 1986)

    This Little Pig (Better Homes And Gardens Kids’ Snacks, 1986)

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    LillieMean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is cute. Canned fruit cocktail is a rather sad filling for a melon pig. I could see myself making this for a grown up party. Melon balls soaked in alcohol and finely chopped fresh mint.

    Betsy Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think these are fresh melon balls, pineapple and grapes.

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    Amy Taylor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter and I did a shark one for her 3rd grade shindig… the kids loved it!

    Ishie Bey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute, easy, and fun for a July 4th BBQ. Unless there's pork suspended in aspic underneath the fruit salad. I find some of these recipes more approachable than the melon carvings now that look like they require OCD and an art degree.

    Michelle H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😲 I had this cookbook as a kid!

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    #36

    Cucumber Cottage Cheese (Gelatine Home Cooking Secrets, 1975)

    Cucumber Cottage Cheese (Gelatine Home Cooking Secrets, 1975)

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    4drew Smart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very unhappy slice of cucumber

    Soton_Sherpa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, how happy would you be if you were covered in aspic? (If the answer is "very", we really, really don't want to know!) 😋

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    ChexmyLicks/egg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think it would be better if this remained as a secret

    Bisexual bee (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are the cucumbers kinda pretty though. like they look shiny ✨

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see why it is a ‘home cooking secret’.

    #37

    Tuna And Salmon Mold (Woman’s Day Encyclopedia Of Cookery Volume 10, 1966)

    Tuna And Salmon Mold (Woman’s Day Encyclopedia Of Cookery Volume 10, 1966)

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    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a pattern here. And it involves aspic or jello.

    Soton_Sherpa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And mould! Lots and lots of mould. And why were all these people so obsessed with rings?

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The era of “let’s put all types of food into one convenient dish.”

    Alyssa Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mam that mold is for bunt cakes only

    #38

    Cranberry Confetti Pie (Better Homes And Gardens Five Seasons Cranberry Book, 1971)

    Cranberry Confetti Pie (Better Homes And Gardens Five Seasons Cranberry Book, 1971)

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would eat this. I imagine that it is not that bad.

    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's the recipe I remember from my mom it's not bad at all. It involved Philadelphia cream cheese and jello. It sounds bad but it tastes good. The cream cheese gets mixed in with some jello to make a cream that sets and cubes of jello gets mixed in. It's not bad at all

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    Mavis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually looks pretty good.

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on what that filling is, that looks fine.

    Rachel'n-it-easy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ive had something similar to this at a pot pick once. Not all bad, just weird.

    Weezy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably one of the least offensive items on this page.....

    Historyharlot93
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve made a variation of this for Christmas. It’s jus the filling molded in a loaf pan. It’s really, really good. You use real fruit though, maraschino cherries and canned pineapple chunks.

    Dodo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that cubes of jelly/Jello?

    Dawn Marie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is really good!!! I made this for several Christmas's.

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    #39

    Sugar Plum Tree And Jaunty Jack-In-The-Box (The Good Housekeeping Book Of Cake Decorating, 1961)

    Sugar Plum Tree And Jaunty Jack-In-The-Box (The Good Housekeeping Book Of Cake Decorating, 1961)

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    Mia Black
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? This is cool. I would have loved it as a kid. We adults are the ones who mostly find clowns creepy. For kids it's fun and should be. The craft skill here is not that high but as I said, as a kid I would have loved it

    kesunyian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speak for yourself, I've always found clowns creepy, as everyone should....

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    dollh h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it IS a cake, so still tasty.

    #40

    Petals ‘N Pickles (Betty Crocker’s Cook Book, 1972)

    Petals ‘N Pickles (Betty Crocker’s Cook Book, 1972)

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Petals and Pickles. Such a catchy name. Lol

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to know what they made the florets out of...

    Shiny Pants
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like hot dog purée or something equally vomitus

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    #41

    Cover: Frankie’s Keener Wiener Cookbook, 1968

    Cover: Frankie’s Keener Wiener Cookbook, 1968

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lot of wieners!

    Josh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankie's really keen for that ween, huh?

    Betsy Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Rachel in Friends said to the pediatrician in her prank calls: Wiener...

    #42

    Salmon Mousse In Aspic (Family Circle Illustrated Library Of Cooking Volume 6, 1972)

    Salmon Mousse In Aspic (Family Circle Illustrated Library Of Cooking Volume 6, 1972)

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    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's what those molds on everyone's kitchen walls in the '70s were for. Never had the pleasure. Lucky me!

    Soton_Sherpa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can we make this delicious salmon moose so unattractive that we can serve it forever?

    Mrs. Dearly Regret
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There alwasy has to be gelatine or aspic, right?,

    #43

    Party Time Ring Mold (The Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating, 1978)

    Party Time Ring Mold (The Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating, 1978)

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks more like a large glass paperweight than anything edible.

    #44

    Viennese Devils (Betty Crocker’s Festive Fixin’s With A Foreign Flair, 1964)

    Viennese Devils (Betty Crocker’s Festive Fixin’s With A Foreign Flair, 1964)

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    Birgit M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The devil looks a lot less scary than the clowns on this post!

    Soton_Sherpa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, in fact, any of the gelatin recipes! 👍

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    Kai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Post autopsy gingerbread man 😗

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did people just not have artistic skills back then?

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot easier these days to connect with talented people. Back then I could see it being more like an exec saying hey, my wife is great at making the dishes that will be in a new cookbook, so she gets the gig.

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    Mrs. Dearly Regret
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is really nice and looks delicious

    #45

    Cherry Ribbon Lemon Jelly, Zabaglione, Apricots In Cointreau (Gelatine Home Cooking Secrets, 1975)

    Cherry Ribbon Lemon Jelly, Zabaglione, Apricots In Cointreau (Gelatine Home Cooking Secrets, 1975)

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    Mrs. Dearly Regret
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is nothing wrong with Zabaliogne!

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had something similar for dessert as a kid and it was fine.

    Spencer's slave
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cointreau jelly shots are so much better than vodka jelly shots

    Fiat Panda 🇮🇹
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zabaglione doesn’t have gelatin in it. Maybe it is a zabaglione flavored panna cotta, which by the way, is still wrong. Crazy times

    Betsy Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please deliver these to my table. Now.

    Amanda Fondaumiere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do these have booze? Because they could be great for a party

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think that one has enough cherries

    poison Ivy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being at the bar and getting handed this! 😣

    #46

    Champagne Buffet (The Big Beautiful Book Of Hors D’oeuvres, 1980)

    Champagne Buffet (The Big Beautiful Book Of Hors D’oeuvres, 1980)

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    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little bread loaf jewelry box with the finger sandwiches and olive ropes is pretty cute.

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The center piece is biblically correct.

    Ishie Bey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good and bad here. That bread finger sandwich box is cute, the tartlets could be good. Then you have the "shrimp worshipping a pink idol" and the... um... "*censored* needs antibiotics" in the center there that are less appetizing.

    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would happily serve the finger-sandwich box at a party!

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    Historyharlot93
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check out the bouquet made with fruits and shrimp. I’d try to make that.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m so glad things changed.

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These look like Sid and Marty Croft characters.

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    #47

    Ham Steak With Raisin Sauce (Fast And Flavorful New Food Processor Recipes, 1985)

    Ham Steak With Raisin Sauce (Fast And Flavorful New Food Processor Recipes, 1985)

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    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bleach! Brings up (literally) a fond memory of being stuck in the hospital as a kid and this was served for dinner. I didn't eat it, but my dad loved it! (Had to be fed bc one arm was in a cast raised up and the other hand was strapped to an IV board.) Next night was a cheeseburger and milk shake that just sat in front of me bc my parents weren't around and they couldn't find anyone to feed me. It was torture...

    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steak and raisins isn't such an odd concept. Do you like A1 sauce? One of the primary ingredients is raisin puree. HP Sauce uses dates.

    Flokati
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks a bit like German Sauerbraten

    Ishie Bey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we just ban raisins in anything except plain or MAYBE in bread or rice puddings? They just always make everything worse.

    #48

    Party Dress (The Good Housekeeping Book Of Cake Decorating, 1961)

    Party Dress (The Good Housekeeping Book Of Cake Decorating, 1961)

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    Tim Fawcett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like one of those knitted things my granny used to hide the spare bog roll under. Very festive!

    Betsy Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little girls still like these. And this is a Madam Alexander doll. Better than Barbie.

    Ziggyc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece just had this for her 6th birthday.. well a more modern one.It was awesome

    Shiny Pants
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I turn 49 next month...I want one for my birthday

    Dodo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother made one of these with a Barbie when I was a kid.

    Fiat Panda 🇮🇹
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nonna made a cake similar for my 8th birthday. It was 8 dolls dancing around a May pole holding the ribbons . Each of my friends were given one of the dolls to take home. The dresses were different colours of hard icing. Such beautiful memories I have, thank you BP.

    Ellie Ahmed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wanted a Dolly Varden cake (as we used to call these) for my birthday when I was a kid and I've still, at the age of 32, never had one. I'm gonna hit my mum up to see if she can arrange one next year for my 33rd. Or live vicariously through my daughters and make it for one of their birthdays I guess. They don't really like dolls but their cakes should be about me, not them (I'm joking, please don't send me hate comments)

    Deeelite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted one of these as a kid. Circa late 70s early 80s

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    #49

    Meringue Swans (The Dessert Lover’s Cookbook, 1985)

    Meringue Swans (The Dessert Lover’s Cookbook, 1985)

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    Awesome At Being Autistic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like the skeleton of something that's about to burst out of someone's chest.

    Ishie Bey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagine how the decay process will go when that ice cream starts melting. It'll look like one of those stop action videos of a dead bird being reduced to earth.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one deserves an F for effort. And that’s being charitable.

    #50

    Shower Flower Garden (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)

    Shower Flower Garden (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)

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    Historyharlot93
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is amazing. The Wilton cakes look marvelous. I’m not sure why people think they’re cursed.

    #51

    Fruit-Cottage Cheese Sparkle (The Jell-O Pages, 1987)

    Fruit-Cottage Cheese Sparkle (The Jell-O Pages, 1987)

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    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't think of a worse ending to my dessert than a layer of cottage cheese!

    Soton_Sherpa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was looking so good until jello was mentioned.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. The Jello Pages. Scandalous.

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    #52

    Funny Face Hamburgers (Pillsbury’s Bake Off Main Dish Cook Book, 1968)

    Funny Face Hamburgers (Pillsbury’s Bake Off Main Dish Cook Book, 1968)

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    #53

    Grasshopper Pie (Better Homes And Gardens Encyclopedia Of Cooking 8, 1970)

    Grasshopper Pie (Better Homes And Gardens Encyclopedia Of Cooking 8, 1970)

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    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What flavour is it? I'm assuming mint from the colour. As a kid I hated mint, but as I've gotten older it's become more palatable.

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    Griffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That...looks tasty. Probably very minty.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What flavor is turquoise?

    Ishie Bey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grasshopper pie was the shiz, yo. I don't care what color it was.

    #54

    Sweet ‘N’ Sour Beet Soup (Better Homes And Gardens 1988 Best-Recipes Yearbook)

    Sweet ‘N’ Sour Beet Soup (Better Homes And Gardens 1988 Best-Recipes Yearbook)

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    #55

    Golden Fruit ‘N Faygo Chicken (Faygo Award Winning Recipes)

    Golden Fruit ‘N Faygo Chicken (Faygo Award Winning Recipes)

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    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cookbook written by a compilation of I.C.P. fans. 😊

    Carrie B
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally thought Faygo was a fake drink brand. Wow

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    #56

    Portrait Of A Cowboy Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)

    Portrait Of A Cowboy Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)

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    der sebbl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not bad. If I was a kid that's into cowboys, I would love this cake

    Ishie Bey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So far, pretty much all the cakes have been well executed. I don't always like the subject matter, but only "weird old food".

    #57

    Bundle Of Joy Cake (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)

    Bundle Of Joy Cake (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have any children, but even I know that isn't the normal shape a baby comes in.

    Brittania Kelli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hell no. That momma done baked her kid wrong. The temperature was off or something.

    #58

    Nursery Rhyme Cake (The Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating, 1978)

    Nursery Rhyme Cake (The Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating, 1978)

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    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which nursery rhyme is this? Look like a depressing one.

    Ponypower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Mary, Mary, quite contrary' you can see the flowers and silver bells. I would guess the others are old king cole and little miss muffet.

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...and because Annie was always boring and sad, they took an axe and cut off her head..."

    ChexmyLicks/egg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah dont you hate it when there are kids head in ur cake?

    #59

    Fillet Of Sole Au Faygo (Faygo Award Winning Recipes)

    Fillet Of Sole Au Faygo (Faygo Award Winning Recipes)

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    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just Faygo. Diet Faygo. Love me that saccharin flavor. NOT.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking cooked artificial sweetener would taste horrible. I don't even like them cold.

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    rs_adahl1971
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't realize faygo had been around that long

    #60

    Sparkly Brittle (Family Circle Illustrated Library Of Cooking Volume 4, 1972)

    Sparkly Brittle (Family Circle Illustrated Library Of Cooking Volume 4, 1972)

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    Lolly Gagger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with this one! Just sugar without all the usual additives!

    Roman Hans
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they could shape it like something other than a flattened teddy bear?

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toffee. Yum yum. Who needs teeth.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember buying this as a little kid at school fetes for about 5c each. Basically a rock solid chunk of sugar about the size of a cookie. I assume it had something else in it (maybe vanilla)? But I could be wrong.

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    Ishie Bey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make it blue and shatter it for your next Breaking Bad party.

    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a melted plastic plate. And not sparkly.

    TiredTitus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just add nuts and I am in heaven!

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    #61

    Easter Lamb Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)

    Easter Lamb Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)

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    Brittania Kelli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor wee lamb has seen things.

    Griffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Face looks like Tina from Bob's Burgers.

    User# 6
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else see dot matrix from spaceballs?

    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like chopping up a lamb to celebrate Easter! I always found that weirdly gruesome: Jesus = Lamb of God. Easter = death & resurrection... Do they want the lamb to come back up?? Organized religion is weird...

    Jennifer Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this was my birthday cake once as a kid

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the hay? It looks like uncooked angel hair pasta.

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    #62

    Holiday Treats (Perfect Endings, 1962)

    Holiday Treats (Perfect Endings, 1962)

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    Betsy Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bunk. Bund. Bundtah. Ah! It's a cak.

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i upvote for my big fat greek wedding reference!! lol

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry but so hideous looking.

    #63

    Winter Doll Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating)

    Winter Doll Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating)

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    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually looks pretty good.

    dollh h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lot of work. Nicely done.

    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can still buy doll head/torso to stick in cakes. Don't think I ever saw one IRL...

    Tim Fawcett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another bog roll cosy - I guess no-one wants to wipe their bum with cold paper.

    #64

    Domed Cauliflower-Broccoli Duo (Victory Garden Cookbook, 1982)

    Domed Cauliflower-Broccoli Duo (Victory Garden Cookbook, 1982)

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    Sami-Jo Ross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly thought that said doomed.

    Deeelite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats holding it together?

    Betsy Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason this is overwhelming to me. Nightmares here I come.

    #65

    Ham And Egg Tower (Family Circle Illustrated Library Of Cooking Volume 14, 1972)

    Ham And Egg Tower (Family Circle Illustrated Library Of Cooking Volume 14, 1972)

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, I thought this was only a threat. Like a wooden spoon, or a jug cord. I never imagined that it was real.

    #66

    Molded Candy (The Fantasy Of Molds By Wilton, 1974)

    Molded Candy (The Fantasy Of Molds By Wilton, 1974)

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    #67

    Stuffed Onions (Microwaving Fruits And Vegetables, 1981)

    Stuffed Onions (Microwaving Fruits And Vegetables, 1981)

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    Spencer's slave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I actually had to make these, before microwaves were common, as the starter for a three course meal so I could pass Home Economics in about 1979.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold on. There's a book about "microwaving fruits and vegetables"? I must get a copy.

    trollingergirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe these onions would survive the microwave oven so nicely looking .....

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    #68

    Golden Hen (The Good Housekeeping Book Of Cake Decorating, 1961)

    Golden Hen (The Good Housekeeping Book Of Cake Decorating, 1961)

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    Ishie Bey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's almost refreshing to see half well executed ideas that don't quite make it, because I relate to that, rather than this Cake Boss stuff, where I'm like "yeah, no."

    dollh h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, now this is a cake fail.

    #69

    Limber Up Cake (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)

    Limber Up Cake (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)

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    der sebbl
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this called "disgusting"? (Headline is "Disgusting Vintage Recipes..." atm)

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lazy BP journalism, as usual. Plenty of the recipes here are fine (other than those using vast quantities of aspic)

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    Mavis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd have to break Barbie's legs to get her in that position.

    Betsy Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did it like Schwarzenegger did. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LBtB4C5pb3g&pp=ygUmU2N3YXJ0emVuZWdnZXIgZXhlcmNpc2UgaW4gaGlzIGtpdGNoZW4%3D

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    Drinking my Covfefe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used such bland colors. It would be better with bright, cheery colors.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my next trick I'll make the pole disappear.

    #70

    Sandwich House (The Best Of Sainsbury’s Entertaining, 1993)

    Sandwich House (The Best Of Sainsbury’s Entertaining, 1993)

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    Brittania Kelli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just have way too much time on their hands.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it between the bread slices? Peanut butter? With noodles and carrots?

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would guess so,E sort of horrific fish paste. Peanut butter was seen as a more breakfast item around then.

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    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, the little mice in the upper right hand corner are cute.

    #71

    Salmon Mousse (Cookery For Entertaining, 1979)

    Salmon Mousse (Cookery For Entertaining, 1979)

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    Eh-non-o-mous
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually while it’s frightening to look at, salmon mousse is delicious, even by today’s standards.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I've had salmon mousse, much better chef than the offerings here, he catered a cousins wedding back then, it was delicious.

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    Ellie Ahmed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love salmon mousse, I frequently make it at home. The presentation here is simultaneously hilarious and terrifying.

    Ishie Bey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is by far the least frightening of the fishy abominations on this chain.

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    #72

    Rock-A-Bye Cake (The Good Housekeeping Book Of Cake Decorating, 1961)

    Rock-A-Bye Cake (The Good Housekeeping Book Of Cake Decorating, 1961)

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    #73

    Mint Balloon Cake (Better Homes And Garden Holidays And Special Days, 1959)

    Mint Balloon Cake (Better Homes And Garden Holidays And Special Days, 1959)

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    Shiny Pants
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The freaking clowns are not ok!

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it’s just really hard to find beauty here.

    Drinking my Covfefe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seductive, sexy clown Rrrroaarrr...🤡😭😭😱😱😱🫣

    #74

    Sundae Steamboats (Betty Crocker’s Cookbook For Boys And Girls, 1976)

    Sundae Steamboats (Betty Crocker’s Cookbook For Boys And Girls, 1976)

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    Shiny Pants
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those...chick peas with ice cream on top?

    Cathy Jo Baker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had that cookbook when I was a kid. I don't remember this recipe, but the one called "Madhatter Meatballs" is still a favorite!

    #75

    Cheese-Pate Pineapple (Mccall’s Cocktail-Time Cookbook, 1974)

    Cheese-Pate Pineapple (Mccall’s Cocktail-Time Cookbook, 1974)

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    Zipitty Doodah
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of SpongeBob

    #76

    Jack-O-Lantern Cake (Wilton Yearbook 1977 Cake Decorating)

    Jack-O-Lantern Cake (Wilton Yearbook 1977 Cake Decorating)

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    #77

    Shrimp Sandwich (Open Sandwiches And Cold Lunches, 1949)

    Shrimp Sandwich (Open Sandwiches And Cold Lunches, 1949)

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    #78

    Cereal Christmas Trees (Betty Crocker’s Cook Book, 1972)

    Cereal Christmas Trees (Betty Crocker’s Cook Book, 1972)

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    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one that lasted well into the 90s.

    #79

    Candy-Peanut Rocket Cake (Better Homes And Garden Holidays And Special Days, 1959)

    Candy-Peanut Rocket Cake (Better Homes And Garden Holidays And Special Days, 1959)

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    LillieMean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The layout looks like the peanuts are sacrificing one of them to their gods. Candles don't help this image at all.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine showing up with this at a gathering.

    Betsy Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the rocket? It has lettuce?

    #80

    Holiday Orange Pudding (Foodarama Party Book, 1959)

    Holiday Orange Pudding (Foodarama Party Book, 1959)

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    #81

    Cream Puff Christmas Tree (Betty Crocker’s Festive Fixin’s With A Foreign Flair, 1964)

    Cream Puff Christmas Tree (Betty Crocker’s Festive Fixin’s With A Foreign Flair, 1964)

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    Eh-non-o-mous
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the Grinch spilled green eggs and ham on this one.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to harp on it but everything looks so ugly to me.

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    #82

    The Party Tree (Great Recipes Of The World Magazine, 1983)

    The Party Tree (Great Recipes Of The World Magazine, 1983)

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    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually not bad, and has variations today. Not for me, I lack the dexterity and patience to create one.

    #83

    Green Crystal Pulled Sugar Basket (The Wilton Way Of Cake Decorating, 1977)

    Green Crystal Pulled Sugar Basket (The Wilton Way Of Cake Decorating, 1977)

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    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assuming the whole thing is edible that's pretty awesome.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! Ribbons made from sugar, that takes me way back.

    Holly Stevens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh I had forgotten about these things

    #84

    Eager Beaver (Wilton Yearbook 1980 Cake Decorating, 1980)

    Eager Beaver (Wilton Yearbook 1980 Cake Decorating, 1980)

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    #85

    Living’ It Up Alf Cake (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)

    Living’ It Up Alf Cake (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)

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    DooooCrime
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remeber Alf? He's back...in cake form!

    Bibmibap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems less intricate than the others from this yearbook.

    dollh h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is cute. Now my bf wants it.

    #86

    Buckeroo Boot (The Good Housekeeping Book Of Cake Decorating, 1961)

    Buckeroo Boot (The Good Housekeeping Book Of Cake Decorating, 1961)

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The walnuts add a nice touch of stupid.

    #87

    Sweethearts Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)

    Sweethearts Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did I say I’m glad things have changed?

    #88

    Rice Cake S’mores (Better Homes And Gardens Fast-Fixin’ Kids Recipes, 1988)l

    Rice Cake S’mores (Better Homes And Gardens Fast-Fixin’ Kids Recipes, 1988)l

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    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom made these well into the 90s. Definitely the sadder version.

    Dodo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would definitely eat that.

    #89

    Flaming Peach Jubilee Cake (How To Have The Most Fun With Cake Mixes)

    Flaming Peach Jubilee Cake (How To Have The Most Fun With Cake Mixes)

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    Shiny Pants
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liquor soaked sugar cubes! Excellent way to have a contained fire on your plate!

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The extent of all the adding-on things and building and sculpting…

    #90

    Cucumber Rose (The Fine Art Of Garnishing, 1982)

    Cucumber Rose (The Fine Art Of Garnishing, 1982)

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    Judes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Imagine spending the time to do this, and in the end it's just plain cucumber and onion.

    Shiny Pants
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The onions would be pretty as a garnish in a soup or something

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don’t really eat these things right?

    #91

    Ready-To-Eat-Meats With Cranberry Sauce (How To Save Money On Meat From Ocean Spray Cranberry Sauce)

    Ready-To-Eat-Meats With Cranberry Sauce (How To Save Money On Meat From Ocean Spray Cranberry Sauce)

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong here. Can easily imagine having something similar in 2023.

    Paul Rabit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently putting a 1960s color filter on anything automatically turns it disgusting lol

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    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The meat wrapped cottage cheese looks especially delish. Not.

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The meat is vomiting cottage cheese.

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    AnnaB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd eat this.

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    #92

    Busy Bunny In His Easter Suit (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)

    Busy Bunny In His Easter Suit (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)

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    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the egg look like it’s going to release a facehugger any moment?

    #93

    A Merriment Of Elves (The Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating, 1978)

    A Merriment Of Elves (The Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating, 1978)

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    Sharkie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh... I am so happy this wasn't traditional in my country when I was a kid. I would cry so much if I got a slightly crooked smile or frown on it. It is disappointed with me and I am supposed to eat it? Never. I would be scared of whole "this elf doll watches you" tradition, too.

    #94

    Autumn Dolls Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)

    Autumn Dolls Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dolls look like they’re made from those hard candy things.

    #95

    Cornucopia Cake (The Wilton Way Of Cake Decorating, 1979)

    Cornucopia Cake (The Wilton Way Of Cake Decorating, 1979)

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    #96

    A Howling Good Time (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)

    A Howling Good Time (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)

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    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a weird character done well

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a rat/sheep hybrid able to walk on its hind legs?

    #97

    Pot O’ Gold Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)

    Pot O’ Gold Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)

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    #98

    Tutti-Frutti Ice Sparkle (Better Homes And Gardens Junior Cook Book, 1963)

    Tutti-Frutti Ice Sparkle (Better Homes And Gardens Junior Cook Book, 1963)

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    Paul Rabit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s ice cubes made of kool-aid - hardly disgusting. Today we put little balls of yogurt in our tea and suck em up through a straw.

    Zipitty Doodah
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they were more like balls of gelatin that's in tea now, not yogurt?

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    #99

    Lovable Leprechaun Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)

    Lovable Leprechaun Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)

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    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there's one thing that's obvious from these images, it's that the star piping nozzle was the only one available at the time.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Raggedy Ann smoking?

    dollh h
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of the Wilton stuff seems older than the year stated in the pictures. This looks like 50s stuff.