30 Disgusting Vintage Recipes That Prove The Dishes Of The Past Were Really Bizarre
Interview With OwnerWhoever said you can't time travel clearly has not stumbled upon Jess's Instagram page, "Weird Old Food." With a hefty collection of vintage cookbooks at her fingertips, Jess takes us way back, serving up photos of rather interesting recipes that might make you go, "Wait, people actually ate that?"
The charm of "Weird Old Food" lies in the mystery, with Jess sharing just enough to keep her followers intrigued and staying tuned for more. Each post reveals a scanned snapshot of a dish from the vintage cookbooks she owns, and the bare essentials—just the name of the dish, the year, and the cookbook it's pulled from. However, looking past all that, this page isn't just about the food itself, rather it’s a collection of the strange and quirky culinary trends of the past.
Also, don't forget to scroll down and check out an interview with Jess, the owner of the 'Weird Old Food' page!
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Shrimp Cucumber Aspic (Southern Living 1983 Annual Recipes)
I'm with you on that. I'm not good with any sort of jelly, even sweet jelly, and adding things like prawns and cucumber to jelly just takes it to a whole new level of quivering horror.
Load More Replies...I thought it was an upside down (see through) lunch box!!!! Eeeeeeew though!!
Everyone seeing this list NEEDS to browse through the Gallery Of Regrettable food: https://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/ Don't miss out on James' take on The Gobbler as well, billed as the GROOVIEST Motel in Wisconsin: https://www.lileks.com/institute/motel/index.html Plenty of other shamefulness like Interior Desecrations: https://www.lileks.com/institute/interiors/index.html and a bunch of other equally amusing vintageness.
As a non-American, i see nothing wrong in all those articles, sometimes bad taste, but nothing non-edible. What difference between fast-food! and highfalutin morsels? Some decent home festive food, or try of it.
Bored Panda reached out to Jess, the curator of the "Weird Old Food" Instagram page. As you might've guessed, Jess's unique hobby involves exploring vintage cookbooks and sharing particularly unusual or intriguing recipes with her audience.
When asked about how her interest in vintage cookbooks began, Jess shared, "I have always loved paging through cookbooks. I was very interested in vintage illustrations and I began collecting vintage cookbooks that had beautiful mid-century line illustrations. Now I collect any books from 1990 or earlier." The oldest books in her collection date back to the late 1800s.
Salmon In Bladder Of Pork (Loving French Cuisine, 1995)
Early footballs were made from inflated pigs bladder. Why you would want to cook your dinner in one I have no idea.
Preservation and ease of transportation. It's the same reason why Scottish haggis was prepared in a sheep's stomach. The natural animal "bags" of bladder/stomach were somewhat waterproof and made the food more easily transportable. It was somewhat more hygienic than carrying food around in a VERY porous cloth bag.
Load More Replies..." Chef Patrick Henriroux combines one of the wonderful Bresse chickens, with wine, Port, cognac, and truffle juice in a pork bladder, seals it, and lets it poach. The bladder inflates, and this puffed balloon-like presentation is garnished with a blanched leek and brought to the table on a tray on a bed of tourneed vegetables sauced with cream. The bladder is pricked carefully before the diners to release the pressure and juices, then the chicken is removed and sliced." You don't eat the bladder you eejit !
The great French chef Paul Bocuse served a similar dish in his restaurant. It was delicious!
Load More Replies...by the way : WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU EAT WHEN YOU'RE HAVING HOT DOGS AND OTHER SAUSAGES ? "Natural casings have been used to make sausages for around 6,000 years. And, despite the invention of artificial sausage casings, they are still around. Natural sausage casings, as you can probably guess, are made from animal intestines " .( Loving 'murican ignorance . )
I start to understand why people were slimmer 'back in the days' now. 😂
Who in the heck had a pig bladder laying around just waiting to be used in a recipe....?
Ham Buffet Mold (Campbell’s Great Restaurant Cookbook, U.s.a.)
First puree ham and carrots, mix in boiling water and a packet of orange jelly, pour into mould to set overnight... Watch your guests gasp (shock and horror?) when you set this down on the table.
Load More Replies...It's like Fort Knox made of ham. Pork Knox? I don't know. Somebody else come up with a good pun.
This looks like a mini building made from candle wax. I don't know what is going on here.
Regarding a recipe that genuinely surprised her, she revealed a peculiar one, 'Salmon in Bladder of Pork' (also mentioned in the post) from the book 'Loving French Cuisine, 1995'. She commented, "It’s from the nineties, which is very modern for my collection, but the photography is horrifying. It looks so anatomical."
Rice And Salmon Mould (Gelatine Home Cooking Secrets, 1975)
“Hmmm… what should we do with these ingredients?…” “sushi?” ….”No. JELLO”
My mother made something like that for a Xmas dinner. A fake fish made with tuna mashed with potatoes and then put in aspic. Can't remember how long did it take, two-three hours IIRC, and it was meant to be the main course. She served it, she cut it, she put it in the plates, we took a bite, we all passed to the side dishes and dessert: it was horrible.
Even the cats went "fr? nooo" when they glanced at this picture on the computer
Ducklings Afloat On A Pond Cake (The Wilton Way Of Cake Decorating, 1979)
It's really cute! Why is this in a "gross foods" post?
Load More Replies...I'm not going to be judgemental about this. One of my daughter's birthday parties was at an aquarium centre with an immersive Antarctic experience. I made an Antarctic cake with a hollow filled with blue jelly and penguins leaping off an ice cliff into the "water" - which had a killer whale lunging out of it to catch the penguins...
The most challenging dishes in her collection, she explained, come from classic French cuisine. She mentioned recipes such as "Galantine of Duck" from "Classic French Cooking, 1971", and "Chicken in Chaud-Froid Sauce" from "The Creative Cooking Course, 1975", admitting, "As a home chef I wouldn’t ever attempt those... I don’t see myself ever attempting chaud-froid sauce."
Molded Egg Salad (Betty Crocker’s Smart Cook, 1988)
Now hear me out! A slice of this between two pieces of bread is way easier to eat than crumbly egg salad. I might actually try this recipe (with more mustard obviously)
THAT is not a salad. Not in any way, shape or form. I don't know what it is, but it's not salad.
Back in the 70s and 80s anything put in a ring mold with a gelatin binder was called a salad. :/
Load More Replies...Spaghetti Ring Florentine (Better Homes And Gardens 1988 Best-Recipes Yearbook)
They were trying to find more uses for a bundt pan.
Load More Replies...I think in the past people made more use of their scraps and leftovers, and were generally on a tighter food budget. I think a lot of these recipes are about jazzing up pantry staples or old food.
oh, i rememmber the spaghetti pie trend in the 80s....why ruin perfectly good spaghetti by baking it to almost a crisp state....bleech!
Discussing her process for selecting which recipe to feature next on "Weird Old Food", Jess noted, "My process is very casual. When I’m looking through my collection and I see something odd or interesting I take a photo of it... My photo library looks wild- old cookbook pictures, cat pictures, and pictures of my niece and nephew. It’s mostly food pics though." She picks something that amuses her at that moment, demonstrating a light-hearted and spontaneous approach to her unique hobby.
Chutney Aspic (Trader Vic’s Pacific Island Cookbook, 1968)
Exactly how you just described it ... was your childhood as hideous as mine? The vast array of food I cannot even look at, decades later, is epic (or, should I say .. aspic)
Load More Replies...Maybe one of the Bikini Islands that got nuked?
Load More Replies...Shrimps In Aspic (Grand Diplome Cooking Course, Volume 8, 1972)
There must have been a huge excess of cow horns and hooves that they had to get rid of for all that gelatine to make these jelly/aspic monstrosities in the late 60s, early 70s.
How did I live through the 50s and 60s never having had aspic or some other weird mould?
Soup On The Rocks (Campbell’s Soup Ad, 1956)
Beef bone broth is the trendy drink these days, though! XD
Load More Replies...I'm pretty sure this is just advertising and was not a serious serving suggestion. The disjunct between how you'd serve soup and how you'd serve a drink is attention grabbing
Back in the 80s I had a couple of cocktail recipe books and one of them had a drink which involved beef bouillon. Maybe that’s what this is meant to be? Can’t remember the name or the other ingredients but I had the impression it was an older recipe 🤷🏼♀️
Load More Replies...I'm surprised Gwyneth Paltrow hasn’t hawked this as some weight-loss cure all.
Nothing better than a big ol' glass of ice-cold beef broth after a long day of working outside on a sweltering summer afternoon... Mmmm... Solidified beef fat floating on top...
Bullshots are awesome in winter. Beef stock, vodka, lemon juice, worcestershire sauce. Heat and slug down. I would not use beef soup. That looks revolting.
Sugar Cube Castle (Holiday Cookies, Sweets, Appetizers And Meals, 1986)
That'd be fun. How many battalions do you intend to serve with that?
Would be a cool way to serve sugar in a large event with enough of people wanting some in their coffee/tea.
Load More Replies...We used to make these when I was a kid! I thought my mom was so cool for letting us do that, but I realize now it was worth the price of two boxes of sugar cubes to keep us out of her hair for hours.
It’s decorative, like a gingerbread house. We also used to make igloos out of sugar cubes.
Frankfurter Crown With Kraut (34 Selected Recipes For Delicious Dishes And Dinners With Kraut)
Yes. You could get more basic by not arranging them into a fancy crown.
Load More Replies...Frankfurter meat is the most revolting processed nondescript stuff with pink colouring added.
Ok it looks weird but it’s just hot dogs and kraut. It’s not the worst thing here.
Stuffed Flank-Steak Roll (Time Life Illustrated Library Of Cooking: Appetizers, Beef, Breads And Rolls, Breakfast Quick Breads, 1969)
I had a nightmare, where I was being chased (very slowly) by one of these.
Hard boiled eggs, carrot and what, caramelized onions in beef? I would add mashed potatoes or fresh bread and eat it whole.
I thought the carrots were strawberries at first.
Load More Replies...Piped Clown (The Wilton Way Of Cake Decorating, 1979)
What a great idea!! Let’s make food in the shape of John Wayne Gacy and then eat it!! Much fun.
I am thinking buttercream that is not doing so well.. (edited to add) oh or soft meringue
Load More Replies...Lemon Dill Shrimp Mold (Wilton Entertaining Appetizers To Desserts, 1994)
I might eat this despite its looks. All listed ingredients are some of my faves.
That's what I thought: presented better it would be rather good.
Load More Replies...Lobster Salad Heligoland (Gourmet’s Old Vienna Cookbook, 1959)
We're gonna need a banana here, people. Either those are teeny tiny lobsters or the rest of the meal is gigantic!
singing " on top of the Aspic all cover in (what is that geeze) I lost my poor lobster when somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table and onto the floor. I saw all the aspic, don't want anymore.
Load More Replies...Thanks I hate it. And are those raisins or chocolate chips? Because both are awful.
Shrimp Tree With Curry Sauce (Great Recipes Of The World)
I mean, shrimp is tasty, curry is tasty. I've had shrimp/prawn in curry before.
Whole Fish In Aspic (Gelatine Home Cooking Secrets, 1975)
For the love of god what was with all the molded aspic salads! Did anyone even eat these?
Lettuce-Wrapped And Stuffed Fillets Of Fish (Victory Garden Cookbook, 1982)
Looks like something you'd find floating in a sewer.
Load More Replies...The best, and probably only accurate, description of this abomination.
Load More Replies...I’ve read it’s an aphrodisiac; I’m not at all convinced!
Load More Replies...I'll stick to my cabbage wrapped pork, rice and bacon (sarmale) tyvm.
Fruit-Salad Linguine (Better Homes And Gardens Pasta, 1983)
Depends on the sauce. It it its a lemon butter sauuce, I could see this being pretty good.
Load More Replies...There are various recipes from around the world that use pasta in desserts. It's also less horrifying than fish or meat is cold jelly (a la cat food), so I'll give this a free pass. Not something that I've ever had, but it could be a lot worse.
Pasta is just cooked semolina (i.e. bits of wheat), so if you agree with fruit cake you really should have no problem with this.
Load More Replies...you're ruining the raspberries and i cannot forgive you for that ...ever
Rag Doll Cake (The Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating, 1978)
Imagine how long that took. Hours of work just to scar your children forever...
The design is a bit nightmareish, but the execution is really well done. It does look like fluffy fabric.
I believe that the design is based off the little book character and doll, Raggedy Ann.
Sea Dream (Joys Of Jello, 1963)
Did you know that hello was so widely used then because it was the first time it was available to most consumers?
Now this looks disgusting! Jello and shrimp?!? It's not even a normal color jello...
None of these aspic or jello dishes would be too bad if the thing covered was a tad more appealing! 🤭
Brain Salad With Cream Dressing (The Good Cook Salads, 1980)
If i came home to most of these dishes waiting in the fridge day in and day out - i would move to mexico - I'm sure they weren't (putting classic tacos in jello molds.
Golden Gate Saucy Burgers With Spaghetti Topping (Family Circle Illustrated Library Of Cooking Volume 3, 1972)
Nevermind the rest of the nonsense, is that beautiful massive slice of red under the burger a TOMATO?! That is a work of art right there.
They deserve prison time for doing that to burgers and spaghetti! What were they thinking???
I have seen burgers with cheese macaroni on menus. This is weird also.
Cold Glazed Salmon (Gourmet Magazine, 1964)
So would 'Allo 'Allo. The Skinned Salmon with the Small Daisies.
Load More Replies...And a hand-embroidered sweater at that--or so it seems.
Load More Replies...Hard Sauce Clowns (How To Have The Most Fun With Cake Mixes)
Think we are finding the timeline where fear of clowns really started
Load More Replies...The bald one in the back, on the left, it wants to play a game...
Hard sauce? Meaning alcohol? Add eight more clown heads to each piece of cake and I'll give it a go.
OK, I love this one. So weird! Would praise the host to the moon for this.
IIRC a mixture of butter, icing sugar, and brandy
Load More Replies...Summer Day Salad (Holiday Cooking For Kids, 1982)
Didn't realize it wasn't until you're comment!
Load More Replies...I’ve not eaten anything like this in my life but I’ve seen stuff resembling this make the reverse journey.
Ingredients : potato, carros, green beans, eggs, mayonnaise, salmonella
Noodle Ring (The Good Housekeeping Illustrated Cookbook, 1980)
It wasn't available because they had a surplus of fish that day, and as we have learned, when there is fish, it must be made with aspic.aspiic
Load More Replies...Could this maybe taste similar to a noodle kugel? Not sure if sweet or savory.
I've had noodle kugel made this way. I prefer it in a 9x13 pan, but it still tasted good!
Load More Replies...This looks like some eldritch version of kugel (traditional Ashkenazi Jewish dish that is served on shabbat and Jewish holidays)
Fun At The Fair Cake (Wilton Yearbook 1977 Cake Decorating)
Why were these cake people so obsessed with clowns? I get serious Gacy vibes from these cakes.
Clown Cake (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)
"Can't sleep...clown will eat me...Can't sleep...clown will eat me"
can't sleep clowns gonna eat me....hello JOE..for now on the baby sleeps in the carriage
Rhapsody In Blue Wedding Cake (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)
Omg i love that. It's a work art i don't get why it's on the list!
On the list bc its retro compared to what they can do with wedding cakes now
Load More Replies...My Aunt and Uncle had one of these cakes for their wedding! I kept playing in the fountain all night!
If that's aspic in the fountain, we have a '70s winner, lol! Delightfully extra, as the kids say.
Lithuanian Christmas Eve Cake (Wilton Yearbook 1977 Cake Decorating)
I would eat 10/10 times. I guess consisting of half utter abominations, and half incredible cakes averages out to "disgusting recipes"
Hunk-A-Hunk Cake (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)
Party Sandwich Loaf (Betty Crocker’s Dinner In A Dish, 1970
They made something similar to this as a technical challenge at one stage on the Great British Bake Off, and I think it says a lot that they didn't even bother publishing the recipe on their site as they usually do with the technicals. They knew nobody was re-making that at home...
Curious about the stuff on the outside. Otherwise not so terrible.
Load More Replies...I honestly could not serve that to anyone over the age of four. It’s cheap, and dreadful, to a surprising degree.
This Little Pig (Better Homes And Gardens Kids’ Snacks, 1986)
This is cute. Canned fruit cocktail is a rather sad filling for a melon pig. I could see myself making this for a grown up party. Melon balls soaked in alcohol and finely chopped fresh mint.
I think these are fresh melon balls, pineapple and grapes.
Load More Replies...My daughter and I did a shark one for her 3rd grade shindig… the kids loved it!
Cucumber Cottage Cheese (Gelatine Home Cooking Secrets, 1975)
To be fair, how happy would you be if you were covered in aspic? (If the answer is "very", we really, really don't want to know!) 😋
Load More Replies...why are the cucumbers kinda pretty though. like they look shiny ✨
Tuna And Salmon Mold (Woman’s Day Encyclopedia Of Cookery Volume 10, 1966)
And mould! Lots and lots of mould. And why were all these people so obsessed with rings?
Load More Replies...Cranberry Confetti Pie (Better Homes And Gardens Five Seasons Cranberry Book, 1971)
If it's the recipe I remember from my mom it's not bad at all. It involved Philadelphia cream cheese and jello. It sounds bad but it tastes good. The cream cheese gets mixed in with some jello to make a cream that sets and cubes of jello gets mixed in. It's not bad at all
Load More Replies...Ive had something similar to this at a pot pick once. Not all bad, just weird.
I’ve made a variation of this for Christmas. It’s jus the filling molded in a loaf pan. It’s really, really good. You use real fruit though, maraschino cherries and canned pineapple chunks.
Sugar Plum Tree And Jaunty Jack-In-The-Box (The Good Housekeeping Book Of Cake Decorating, 1961)
What? This is cool. I would have loved it as a kid. We adults are the ones who mostly find clowns creepy. For kids it's fun and should be. The craft skill here is not that high but as I said, as a kid I would have loved it
Speak for yourself, I've always found clowns creepy, as everyone should....
Load More Replies...Petals ‘N Pickles (Betty Crocker’s Cook Book, 1972)
Looks like hot dog purée or something equally vomitus
Load More Replies...Cover: Frankie’s Keener Wiener Cookbook, 1968
Salmon Mousse In Aspic (Family Circle Illustrated Library Of Cooking Volume 6, 1972)
So that's what those molds on everyone's kitchen walls in the '70s were for. Never had the pleasure. Lucky me!
How can we make this delicious salmon moose so unattractive that we can serve it forever?
Party Time Ring Mold (The Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating, 1978)
Viennese Devils (Betty Crocker’s Festive Fixin’s With A Foreign Flair, 1964)
A lot easier these days to connect with talented people. Back then I could see it being more like an exec saying hey, my wife is great at making the dishes that will be in a new cookbook, so she gets the gig.
Load More Replies...Cherry Ribbon Lemon Jelly, Zabaglione, Apricots In Cointreau (Gelatine Home Cooking Secrets, 1975)
Cointreau jelly shots are so much better than vodka jelly shots
Zabaglione doesn’t have gelatin in it. Maybe it is a zabaglione flavored panna cotta, which by the way, is still wrong. Crazy times
Champagne Buffet (The Big Beautiful Book Of Hors D’oeuvres, 1980)
The little bread loaf jewelry box with the finger sandwiches and olive ropes is pretty cute.
Good and bad here. That bread finger sandwich box is cute, the tartlets could be good. Then you have the "shrimp worshipping a pink idol" and the... um... "*censored* needs antibiotics" in the center there that are less appetizing.
I would happily serve the finger-sandwich box at a party!
Load More Replies...Check out the bouquet made with fruits and shrimp. I’d try to make that.
Ham Steak With Raisin Sauce (Fast And Flavorful New Food Processor Recipes, 1985)
Bleach! Brings up (literally) a fond memory of being stuck in the hospital as a kid and this was served for dinner. I didn't eat it, but my dad loved it! (Had to be fed bc one arm was in a cast raised up and the other hand was strapped to an IV board.) Next night was a cheeseburger and milk shake that just sat in front of me bc my parents weren't around and they couldn't find anyone to feed me. It was torture...
Steak and raisins isn't such an odd concept. Do you like A1 sauce? One of the primary ingredients is raisin puree. HP Sauce uses dates.
Party Dress (The Good Housekeeping Book Of Cake Decorating, 1961)
Looks like one of those knitted things my granny used to hide the spare bog roll under. Very festive!
My nonna made a cake similar for my 8th birthday. It was 8 dolls dancing around a May pole holding the ribbons . Each of my friends were given one of the dolls to take home. The dresses were different colours of hard icing. Such beautiful memories I have, thank you BP.
I always wanted a Dolly Varden cake (as we used to call these) for my birthday when I was a kid and I've still, at the age of 32, never had one. I'm gonna hit my mum up to see if she can arrange one next year for my 33rd. Or live vicariously through my daughters and make it for one of their birthdays I guess. They don't really like dolls but their cakes should be about me, not them (I'm joking, please don't send me hate comments)
Meringue Swans (The Dessert Lover’s Cookbook, 1985)
This looks like the skeleton of something that's about to burst out of someone's chest.
Just imagine how the decay process will go when that ice cream starts melting. It'll look like one of those stop action videos of a dead bird being reduced to earth.
Load More Replies...Shower Flower Garden (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)
This is amazing. The Wilton cakes look marvelous. I’m not sure why people think they’re cursed.
Fruit-Cottage Cheese Sparkle (The Jell-O Pages, 1987)
I can't think of a worse ending to my dessert than a layer of cottage cheese!
Funny Face Hamburgers (Pillsbury’s Bake Off Main Dish Cook Book, 1968)
Grasshopper Pie (Better Homes And Gardens Encyclopedia Of Cooking 8, 1970)
What flavour is it? I'm assuming mint from the colour. As a kid I hated mint, but as I've gotten older it's become more palatable.
Load More Replies...Sweet ‘N’ Sour Beet Soup (Better Homes And Gardens 1988 Best-Recipes Yearbook)
Golden Fruit ‘N Faygo Chicken (Faygo Award Winning Recipes)
Portrait Of A Cowboy Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)
Bundle Of Joy Cake (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)
I don't have any children, but even I know that isn't the normal shape a baby comes in.
Oh hell no. That momma done baked her kid wrong. The temperature was off or something.
Nursery Rhyme Cake (The Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating, 1978)
'Mary, Mary, quite contrary' you can see the flowers and silver bells. I would guess the others are old king cole and little miss muffet.
Load More Replies...Fillet Of Sole Au Faygo (Faygo Award Winning Recipes)
I was just thinking cooked artificial sweetener would taste horrible. I don't even like them cold.
Load More Replies...Sparkly Brittle (Family Circle Illustrated Library Of Cooking Volume 4, 1972)
Nothing wrong with this one! Just sugar without all the usual additives!
Maybe they could shape it like something other than a flattened teddy bear?
Load More Replies...I remember buying this as a little kid at school fetes for about 5c each. Basically a rock solid chunk of sugar about the size of a cookie. I assume it had something else in it (maybe vanilla)? But I could be wrong.
Load More Replies...Easter Lamb Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)
Holiday Treats (Perfect Endings, 1962)
i upvote for my big fat greek wedding reference!! lol
Load More Replies...Winter Doll Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating)
Another bog roll cosy - I guess no-one wants to wipe their bum with cold paper.
Domed Cauliflower-Broccoli Duo (Victory Garden Cookbook, 1982)
Ham And Egg Tower (Family Circle Illustrated Library Of Cooking Volume 14, 1972)
When I was a kid, I thought this was only a threat. Like a wooden spoon, or a jug cord. I never imagined that it was real.
Molded Candy (The Fantasy Of Molds By Wilton, 1974)
Stuffed Onions (Microwaving Fruits And Vegetables, 1981)
OMG, I actually had to make these, before microwaves were common, as the starter for a three course meal so I could pass Home Economics in about 1979.
Hold on. There's a book about "microwaving fruits and vegetables"? I must get a copy.
I can't believe these onions would survive the microwave oven so nicely looking .....
Load More Replies...Golden Hen (The Good Housekeeping Book Of Cake Decorating, 1961)
Limber Up Cake (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)
Why is this called "disgusting"? (Headline is "Disgusting Vintage Recipes..." atm)
Lazy BP journalism, as usual. Plenty of the recipes here are fine (other than those using vast quantities of aspic)
Load More Replies...Did it like Schwarzenegger did. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LBtB4C5pb3g&pp=ygUmU2N3YXJ0emVuZWdnZXIgZXhlcmNpc2UgaW4gaGlzIGtpdGNoZW4%3D
Load More Replies...They used such bland colors. It would be better with bright, cheery colors.
Sandwich House (The Best Of Sainsbury’s Entertaining, 1993)
What is it between the bread slices? Peanut butter? With noodles and carrots?
I would guess so,E sort of horrific fish paste. Peanut butter was seen as a more breakfast item around then.
Load More Replies...Salmon Mousse (Cookery For Entertaining, 1979)
Actually while it’s frightening to look at, salmon mousse is delicious, even by today’s standards.
Yes I've had salmon mousse, much better chef than the offerings here, he catered a cousins wedding back then, it was delicious.
Load More Replies...Love salmon mousse, I frequently make it at home. The presentation here is simultaneously hilarious and terrifying.
Rock-A-Bye Cake (The Good Housekeeping Book Of Cake Decorating, 1961)
Mint Balloon Cake (Better Homes And Garden Holidays And Special Days, 1959)
Sundae Steamboats (Betty Crocker’s Cookbook For Boys And Girls, 1976)
We had that cookbook when I was a kid. I don't remember this recipe, but the one called "Madhatter Meatballs" is still a favorite!
Cheese-Pate Pineapple (Mccall’s Cocktail-Time Cookbook, 1974)
Jack-O-Lantern Cake (Wilton Yearbook 1977 Cake Decorating)
Shrimp Sandwich (Open Sandwiches And Cold Lunches, 1949)
Cereal Christmas Trees (Betty Crocker’s Cook Book, 1972)
Candy-Peanut Rocket Cake (Better Homes And Garden Holidays And Special Days, 1959)
The layout looks like the peanuts are sacrificing one of them to their gods. Candles don't help this image at all.
Holiday Orange Pudding (Foodarama Party Book, 1959)
Cream Puff Christmas Tree (Betty Crocker’s Festive Fixin’s With A Foreign Flair, 1964)
The Party Tree (Great Recipes Of The World Magazine, 1983)
This is actually not bad, and has variations today. Not for me, I lack the dexterity and patience to create one.
Green Crystal Pulled Sugar Basket (The Wilton Way Of Cake Decorating, 1977)
Eager Beaver (Wilton Yearbook 1980 Cake Decorating, 1980)
Living’ It Up Alf Cake (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)
Buckeroo Boot (The Good Housekeeping Book Of Cake Decorating, 1961)
Sweethearts Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)
Rice Cake S’mores (Better Homes And Gardens Fast-Fixin’ Kids Recipes, 1988)l
Flaming Peach Jubilee Cake (How To Have The Most Fun With Cake Mixes)
Liquor soaked sugar cubes! Excellent way to have a contained fire on your plate!
Cucumber Rose (The Fine Art Of Garnishing, 1982)
Ready-To-Eat-Meats With Cranberry Sauce (How To Save Money On Meat From Ocean Spray Cranberry Sauce)
I see nothing wrong here. Can easily imagine having something similar in 2023.
Apparently putting a 1960s color filter on anything automatically turns it disgusting lol
Load More Replies...Busy Bunny In His Easter Suit (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)
Why does the egg look like it’s going to release a facehugger any moment?
A Merriment Of Elves (The Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating, 1978)
Oh... I am so happy this wasn't traditional in my country when I was a kid. I would cry so much if I got a slightly crooked smile or frown on it. It is disappointed with me and I am supposed to eat it? Never. I would be scared of whole "this elf doll watches you" tradition, too.
Autumn Dolls Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)
Cornucopia Cake (The Wilton Way Of Cake Decorating, 1979)
A Howling Good Time (1989 Wilton Yearbook Cake Decorating!)
Pot O’ Gold Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)
Tutti-Frutti Ice Sparkle (Better Homes And Gardens Junior Cook Book, 1963)
It’s ice cubes made of kool-aid - hardly disgusting. Today we put little balls of yogurt in our tea and suck em up through a straw.
I thought they were more like balls of gelatin that's in tea now, not yogurt?
Load More Replies...Lovable Leprechaun Cake (1976 Wilton Yearbook Of Cake Decorating)
If there's one thing that's obvious from these images, it's that the star piping nozzle was the only one available at the time.
Agreed, The cakes are fugly but wouldn't taste bad. Now the fish/jello pairings on the other hand.. 🤢
Load More Replies...Most of these aren't bad at all, just unusual (from a modern perspective). In fact, we've probably eaten something like the shown foods when we were kids (I know for sure we had quite a few jelly-based desserts at home). I'd love to sample many of these dishes.
Yes. And gelatine or aspic is great thing for your hair, nails, skin and joints. That reminds me that I should get some pork skins and make something amazing once again.
Load More Replies...Yeah we get it - anything with aspic or gelatin is vile and clowns and dolls on cakes are creepy.
These are great bc I'm trying not to eat after 7PM. This totally killed my appetite.
Sandwich cakes don't really belong on this list. Still popular at least in Finland and Sweden, and if you haven't been able to taste one, something is missing in your life. Most of the decorations on the cakes were perhaps a bit outdated, but apart from the clowns, they were really cute and skillfully made. Those gelatin monsters do make me nauseous...
This... let's see... without trying to be too negative; good idea poorly executed? Aspic is still popular in some eastern European countries so while most of us may recoil at the idea it's not revolting as a general concept. Nothing wrong with the cakes except maybe demonstrating that OP has a fear of clowns. The JELLO ones are tried and true for the "old gross dishes" trope... but unfortunately, all we had were pictures and titles. It would have been nice to have some sort of short description, in the OPs own words... (not just listed recipe) to make this feel more engaging.
So much work put into these. Some are great but other's are definitely not.
Agreed, The cakes are fugly but wouldn't taste bad. Now the fish/jello pairings on the other hand.. 🤢
Load More Replies...Most of these aren't bad at all, just unusual (from a modern perspective). In fact, we've probably eaten something like the shown foods when we were kids (I know for sure we had quite a few jelly-based desserts at home). I'd love to sample many of these dishes.
Yes. And gelatine or aspic is great thing for your hair, nails, skin and joints. That reminds me that I should get some pork skins and make something amazing once again.
Load More Replies...Yeah we get it - anything with aspic or gelatin is vile and clowns and dolls on cakes are creepy.
These are great bc I'm trying not to eat after 7PM. This totally killed my appetite.
Sandwich cakes don't really belong on this list. Still popular at least in Finland and Sweden, and if you haven't been able to taste one, something is missing in your life. Most of the decorations on the cakes were perhaps a bit outdated, but apart from the clowns, they were really cute and skillfully made. Those gelatin monsters do make me nauseous...
This... let's see... without trying to be too negative; good idea poorly executed? Aspic is still popular in some eastern European countries so while most of us may recoil at the idea it's not revolting as a general concept. Nothing wrong with the cakes except maybe demonstrating that OP has a fear of clowns. The JELLO ones are tried and true for the "old gross dishes" trope... but unfortunately, all we had were pictures and titles. It would have been nice to have some sort of short description, in the OPs own words... (not just listed recipe) to make this feel more engaging.
So much work put into these. Some are great but other's are definitely not.
